Slogo – I Broke 9,028,237 Minecraft Bones And This Happened

We need to break all the bones in our minecraft bodies but if we die it’s reset and if we do it we get a free sandwich delicious oh you guys heard that it’s the sound of breaking balls that was really gross wait what did you do he broke his knuckles oh anyway i’ll

Demonstrate jelly tell me to do it count down break your bones you you do it just jump off the thing crainer break my bones wait oh look you look all beaten up and it says seven bones broken on the right oh okay krator i’m gonna be honest with you

You’re kind of more beautiful than you were wait we can beat him up as well and break more bones break bones dying bro break his bones okay oh i’m gonna his i i kind of want to break some bones i want to break but i can’t walk fast i broke both of my

Ankles oh you climb this church and jump off that yeah yeah i mean just jumping off stuff’s a bit boring but wait jelly broke for how have you broken it must be toe bones wait jelly already looks damaged whoa you’re really hot up jelly say it jump jump you loser jump

More you’re pathetic you’re right you’re you’re a waste of oxygen guys i’ve i’ve seen something over here look at this guy you look rough follow me guys follow me josh what’s that i’m limping all right well i’m gonna get the iron golem to hit me oh wait aren’t you gonna die from that

Well one here i should be good wait for us wait for us guys come on you can still sleep i think jenny really did break his toe bones come That’s not really doing a lot ow i broke nine bones oh damn josh wow wait what oh wait what happened josh you’re all floppy around eve wait a second why is it what is this wait my body can you see him oh yeah i mean it’s in a different place to me Um yeah i’m looking a little bit broken i want a body i want to die yeah you smite that body for fun there you go where did you die right in front of me i see you i see him i want to go kick my old dead body

God you look pathetic as a dead body yo here’s me can we go somewhere else for you to die jelly yes like what do you think you can break bones from drowning oh wait wait jelly are you okay i could see bones literally his skull is open

I’m on half a heart wait oh [Laughter] we can push his body around i couldn’t help but all right guys we need to figure out how to break as many bones as possible okay i have an idea for a little body is this got something to do with this chest

Of things it’s got something to do with this chest wings right here did anybody say explosive wait wait wait wait wait let’s do anvils guys okay oh no no i wanted to start off with the ouchy stick oh ouch whoa oh yeah didn’t do too much

Oh wait i can fire jelly’s body look look look look if i punch jelly with this uh-huh and he dies i’m not gonna die you dude just like half a hard day yeah it’s gonna take a bit longer to die man i really wanted to can we not do anvils guys that seems

Like a more interesting thing okay here josh stand right there actually i think that we should uh you know put these sticks away because they’re gonna be really annoying yeah they are brilliant so this house over here seems perfect for an anvil drop right come over here

Why are you doing fireworks one at a time okay stand under the middle block jelly come on jelly you missed i i said under the middle block well that’s kind of why how many did he break 15. oh i died with seven broken bones one okay crap oh cranie got crushed onto it

We haven’t we haven’t broken that many bones though to be fair oh your body is just like crushed inside everybody is just in the ankle oh god oh oh let’s test it out i think i think what you need to try and do mate is uh put on the elite truck okay i’ll

Go get it did you take every item out yeah we took everything out because we’re smart send yourself into the sky with the rockets and then take off your electronics okay i got this guys okay look at it okay and then take off the elytra i’m coming down yeah i see you what

That looks super weird the body bouncing let me show you josh let me show you that wasn’t that many bones though i got another way to die from red light are you guys ready there’s a lot of just dead bodies there ready for me to die yeah yeah yeah do it do it

Prep time whoa your body’s flying guys did you see that yeah what about this one it’s kind of fun oh oh that’s a lot oh i just said broken bones i don’t even know if i had an opportunity wait tilly i want to see you explode by it wait a second okay okay

All right good luck jelly look at it he’s still flying you could be in the olympics jelly oh wow thanks crainer all right guys we need to figure out a way to break as many bones as possible breaking balls right now break bones in the fire wait

And have a lot golden apple jelly oh what wait yeah then it’s infinite and we can beat him up since yeah it’s not really working oh right yeah you got fire resistance right uh um oh oh oh drowning drowning is better wait nobody follow me to the ocean

I think we shouldn’t really be using the elytra all the time come on guys it’s right down here see okay now jelly we uh need to experiment on you of course jelly well i’m already under the water okay stop drowning josh and i’ll put splash potion of saturation on you okay

Oh wait so that kind of heals you okay i’m dying he’s breaking bones he’s breaking bones here we go i mean i’m still dying wait are you dying still i i’ll drink that i’ll eat the apple yeah eat the apple eat the apple yeah wait wait jelly

You’re also dying i am dying am i breaking bones really slow no now you’re not breaking bones anymore oh very slowly yeah i mean i got one way to fix this guys i mean trainer we’re underwater okay i think there’s probably a better solution for this i think i’ll

Die this yeah goodbye josh okay guys you know what we need to do we need to create a system like a little tower that we can continuously go up and down wait but we have ladders yeah that’s what i that’s why i said it jay okay all right i’ll build the tower

Why are you guys done literally already done it um You’re not ahead you’re messing up the task all right guys let’s see how many bones we can break okay i’m on 27. i’m on 33. no jelly do not put a flint the seal so much jelly this is mine my eyes broken yeah yeah because that

Seems like the only way to get a higher amount of bones broken we’re not gonna end up dying well i mean we can eventually die but yeah yeah yeah this is the this seems to be the only way to get lots of bone broth do i eat this yeah yeah you gotta stay

Alive otherwise you’ll lose your progress keep yourself alive jelly are you doing 69 bones guys i think oh that’s a good number i got several off a taller tower with the golden apple josh probably but i don’t want it to like expire let me try it tower test initiated

The temptation to blow your thing up is overwhelming no you guys just gotta be good boys okay oh wait hello i don’t like the silence is anybody lining it i think do not jelly don’t kill me don’t kill me oh no i’m going to space all right all right bye karina Hey he died okay guys my character walks so i got 110 bones broken i got 61 because of jelly i have 61. yay no credit credit i don’t want to die don’t put that near me i need to preserve my uh bones guys time to light it don’t light it i’ve got

Lots of broken bones look at me i’m going to space now ready i think i will win space time whoa well i can see your body flying oh that looked painful that’s that’s bad okay well you’ve destroyed my platform so that’s great thank you i have a question for you guys do you

Actually know how many bones are in the human body i have no idea 256 huh 256. okay yeah does that seem right to you crana i mean okay so i’m looking at my finger right yeah there’s three bones and a finger right what okay so it bends three ways i got five

Fingers 10 in total that’s 30. uh i would say 528 how did you go from 30 to that all right well crainer the goal the goal of the video is to break all of the bones in your body yeah well but i don’t think i think

That’s probably more than there is to be honest with you how am i supposed to break five well that’s that’s what you decided the counter is just gonna continuously go yeah i think i changed my mind but the video can’t end until you break all the bones in your body now obviously crane

You said like 500 something right 38 38 jelly use that 256. how’d it go 200 the actual real answer is 206. so no no jenny you still have to break 256 because that’s what you said here we go guys all right so josh you broke more bars

Man that was a fail against the the idea yeah i’ve also i’ve broken more bones than in the human body so how did you do that did you get the bone i guess minecraft’s different um yeah maybe he’s built different your character i think cubes were made out of

Well maybe jelly was right maybe we do have 256. so in minecraft 38 no i mean i know that’s wrong right now i mean i would i would make you break that many crane but i think you’d fail so i mean it would also take a day yeah all right

I’m gonna get to what jelly said then okay but guys we need to try and make it perfectly 256 okay okay okay uh josh you’re about to hit that mate yeah i’ve got to be careful wait before me you know okay i’ve got to do a two block job

I got 156 is that count oh oh you’re almost there josh oh okay guys i need to get i need to ah what do you need josh i need to get to oh i’m nearly there i’m nearly there i need three more bones broken guys then

We can finish then we win i get come on jelly do it crazy josh training i can help you can’t hit me you’ve lost bones you you got to be careful if i go over we lose cringe no no hang on i was one phone away jelly thanks for

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