SMG4 – SMG4: If Mario Was in… Minecraft

Luke: Hello everybody Kevin: We are so overwhelmed with the positive feedback and love that we’ve got you guys- from you guys over Meta Runner Episode 2 just released a few days ago. It is brand spanking new Luke: And it’s super intense. It’s cool

Kevin: Yeah. This is actually one of our favorite episodes in the whole series If you haven’t checked it out yet, please go check it out right now right after this video. That is two episodes out, baby We got EIGHT MORE to go Without further ado Luke? Luke: Let’s go on to the video

Kevin: OOOOOOHOOHO Glitch Productions!! 😀 SMG4!!!!!! (Aaaaaaand, begin!) Mario: Hm… What’s take so long!? Imma tired. SMG4: (wasting life on the computer) Okay. Now look at people’s @$$es for a while I’MM DUMMY THICC! AAH THE C%@9, OF MY @$$ CHEEKS (O__________O) SMG4: DAT ### Mario: SMGfourrrrrrr! SMG4: Huh? Wha?? GO GO GOOO!! MOVE YER FORWARD Ohohohoho heheh boi Mario: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DANG!!! (WHAT WAS THAT!?) Hm…. Uh-oh! Mama- SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… SMG4: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? Naah it’s probably nothin’ Mario: WOAHHHHHHHHHLUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU OH MAH @$$ *BOING* Wuhu! Hey where’d everybody go? (Back in that space-hole in the sky idiot) Minecraft: Now Dummy Thicc!! AAH!! Mario confuse! Hmm! Chicken: Buk buk buk buk! Villager: GET IN MAH BELLEH!! Mario: Mama mia! Villager: (I honestly don’t know what this sound is) Creeper: Tss! Tss tss Ka. BEEEEWWWWWWWWMMM! PIKACHU! USE THUNDER… SMASH Mario: Hello! 😀 Woah! Imma lost! Hooooo! Okay! Byeeeeeee! Mario’s got to go! PYEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Woah!! HI GUYS! Mario: Steve!? Woahohoh! Blubububu *gibberish* O H N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O No! *gibberish* Steve: !!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU SAY!? Mario: I’m… Imma so sorry Wohoo, hoh, hoo! Hm? Now let’s try real hard to get back there

Steve: *gasping* Chickens!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN FLY!! Yeaaaahhhhhh! Mario: ohhhhhh, mama mia! Letsa go! Hmmmmm……. Let me think…… Hm, oh, hmmm… HOO! (Oh yeah! That crafting table!) Wingardium Leviosa! (*sigh…* Harry Potter references put a smile on my face…) I got it! Imma so good! Woohoo. Ho, hm… HAHAA!!!! (KEK!) BOOM SHAKALALA HERE COMES MARIO!! HOO! HOOO!! (WHY???) all done KIDS GON’ DIE TON- I did it! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! Okie dokie HERE WE GOOOOOO!! Steve: Alright! LET’S DO THIS!!! Mario: Hahaa!! C H I C K E N S ! ! ! Mario: MAAAAAAAMAAAAAAA OWWWWWW!! Let’s go (Launcing in T-minus… 3… 2… 1… LIFTOFF!!!!!!) SMG4: DUH DUH DUH, DUHDADADUH PIECE OFF Mario: DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RRGH (Creating a Nether Portal) Lalala, hmhm, HMM!! I got it!! *boing* COME ON!! Ghast: DllllllllllyEEE Mario: LET’S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON HERE WE GOOOOOOO! Yahoo! Letsa go!! Jump! Likesa English mass hole career YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO Mama mia… Hahaa! (It’s crumbling, not safe) Mario: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hey how ya doin’ Mario: Mama mia… I’M GUPPY Steve: Room for one more Mario: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine Mama mia… Steve: You lock dat door Mario: Okie dokie *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPPPP!!!!* Mario’s wiener just got a little bit harder YEET *CRASH* *VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* YIPPEE! *gibberish* Yahoo!!! Steve: Goshdangit Mario: No problem! Here I go! Yeaah hahahaa! *woosh* *so much singing* Woohoohoo hahaa!! Oh yeah! (DISGUSTING) *nomnomnom burp* Wahaa! *gibberish* *Flatline* *boing* *snooooooooooooooooore* Witch: IIIIII’M about to LICK somebody’s a## Mario: *snore* night nighty *snooooore* ah spaghetti… *SNOOOOOOORE* Witch: Time to die! *Throws potion* Mario: AAAAAH! SECKSY LUIGI!! Witch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario: *sniff sniff* yummy! Yippee!! Steve: WILL YOU SHUT UP!? *Back at it with Metal Gear* Witch: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | Mario: Mmm… mmm… wee…

Steve: OOOOOHHHHHHH HECK NAWWWW Mario: GET! IN! THERE! YOU! B####! Woah… *dizzy* Witch: You f###ing son of a b#### Mario: Hoohoo! Hello! Steve: Mario! Catch! You don’t F*** With Ma- OHHHHH F******* Mario: AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AAH! *panicking* Steve: Did, I, uh… Imma ZAMBAY now. BOO Mario: CAMAAN! CAMAAN! Here we goooooo! Hoo! *ROCKET LAUNCHER* BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DIE B**** Steve: Deeda, la, da, dida, da… OH GOSH OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *LAPTOP ACTIVATION* /gamemode creative SUCK MAH D!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee O K I E D O K I E RRgh!! WAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAYTAAAAA! AAH!! GET IT OFF! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF WULULULULULULULULULULU Steve: OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA *OW* Witch: Hmhmhmhmhm *woosh* Mario: HEY STINKY *gibberish* Oh! *gibberish* Hm? Hello kind sir, very nice to meet you Enderman: (translated) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WOAH!! (Wow, so sudden) Please give me huggy wiggies, OwO I’m not sure what you’re talking about

Look at me Mario: UH (well that failed) LOOK AT ME (Knock it orf!!!) YA LITTLE S###S Luigi: O___O ______________ Mama mia, ohhhhhhh… LOOK AT THIS spaghetti WOOOOOOOOOOOO GOTCHA B#### (CRASH) Mario: EEP (stop it) AAH (get some help) EEP COME ON! AAH MAH P**** Haha! Gotcha! I’m the winner! (Open) Hm? Yo man watsup Mario: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA (movement sound) ? Hm? RRGH! Hey stinky!! (Push) WOAH STEVE!? Steve: whatsup *WIELD* YADADADADADADADA *OOF* YEAH HAHAHAAAA! Thank you so much Steve Heah yeah! WEEEEEEEE Mario: HEY STINKY! MAMAF###ER! NRGH Witch: AWW CR@9 (Woosh) YEET Mario: GET DAT MAMAF###ER Aw mama! Witch: OOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO! Mario: Oh no you don’t Mario: Wahaa! (Head bowling! Who knew?) How ’bout you suck Mario’s PINGAS!? Haha!! Here we gooooo! (Oh I get it now) Gentlemen (Walks) AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA RRRRR! HRRRRRRRRRR!!! HRLRLRLRLRLRLR!!! HRLRLRLRLRLRLR!!! Kid: GET THE F### OUTTA MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINE… *CRASH* YA DEAD SON YEAH HAHAHAAAA!! *shring* YOU SON OF A B#### Witch: heheheheheeee Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA Steve: METAL GEAR METAL GEAR F### YOU Witch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *le broken* *growth* Mario: YIPPEE! YAHOO! I GOT IT! Witch: Hahaha. YOU FOOL! (WAIT MORE!?) I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS (Like SuperMarioLogan lol) *A wild minecart has appeared* Whoa OHOHOHOHO! *boing* HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Witch: You’re no match for me (Why does she sound like Eggman suddenly?) *STAB* (New meme!) AW C*** DAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAA! DA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… HEY!! I’m talking to you! Mum said it’s my turn on the Xbox, I’ve had enough to hear your s#### *CRASH* (wrestling) THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE *DIDING!* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yahoo, wahoo, YEAH!!! /gamemode creative Mario: (flying while f###ing) That was fantastic, see you next time. Okay, bye-bye SMG4: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM… Where is that juicy boi? ………………….uh… HA! HAHAHAHAHA! WE’RE A GOOD TEAM (PAWNCH) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *crash* Steve: Hi guys! SMG4: Hiii, Steve Thank you for watching, credits made possible by GameKingLucas *aww, cute pic* Also, if you would like, check out Meta Runner, a new show that the devs are milking dry Or, you know, you can search for the guy who KEEPS REMOVING MY SUBTITLES!!!

Anyway, I hope you have a good day and I’ll see you next week