SMP EARTH is ABSOLUTE CHAOS

Today it’s gonna be the first day of SP earth are you guys ready today we start a new adventure on a brand new server that I’m totally not late to getting on I’m totally not late I am NOT late you’re late okay don’t say that to me What country am I going for I’m going for Arizona let me pull up a real US map because I don’t know the actual borders of Arizona oh no so nobody has really claimed Arizona yet it’s still for the taking that’s good to hear the country of Arizona

The control must make a control wait how do I get out of here oh I go through the portal this is your only chance to warp choose wisely oh I can just do this the Americas North America where the [ __ ] am I gonna be I guess I’m probably gonna

Watch myself on the map right where did it put me to put me in [ __ ] Canadians don’t care didn’t ask plus you’re ugly Thank You Liam dude I’m in your home control Liam I’m in Canadia land there’s just wheaton stuff here this [ __ ] goes crazy what the hell I don’t

Know how to claim lands but I think we’re gonna have a fun time cuz these biomes already look crazy as hell why is the iron spawning in like patches of one and they’re glowstone in these caves what sort of tomfoolery nonsense is happening right now finding all my

Resources in Canada I’m gonna take my my goods across the border I’m a smuggler look at me go you should take West Virginia before RT does oh my god imagine wanting West Virginia West Virginia is actually just a sad place like New Jersey is gross but West

Virginia I feel like it’s more so sad than gross you know there are airplanes on S&P earth I know I kind of want to get one also I want to chop down a tree just to see what happens Oh what the [ __ ] this is not what I

Thought was gonna happen at all how the [ __ ] did it do that what what what bro what brothers should go in stupid mode wait I’m at a great lake the Great Lakes located just like a bunch of big toads hanging out together somebody’s claimed the tip of a great

Lake just the tip we love you man to you sweetheart and awesome that [ __ ] nuts does this it’s being antvenom oh my god of course it is are you [ __ ] kidding me it’ll get the out of my Arizona I swear to Christ this big man is gonna PvP log on me at the

Beginning of SP live and now he’s coming from my control my state my control I’m actually I’m claiming on top I don’t know how to [ __ ] claim there’s a rabbit there is a rabbit oh my god just out of anger look Oh action tag goober right I feel

Like we just just figured it out shut up Liam I don’t wanna call Arizona I want to call it goober or djoko’s world that makes sense right / f claim one yeah yeah how do I turn on auto claim help me out Chet I’m stupid so help me vampire girl thank you so

Much oh we’re seal off the border of Arizona we’re gonna do it techno has Antarctica okay that’s good we get to keep him in his little trihard land away from everybody else probably for the best quackety declared war on somebody yesterday for calling his country penis

Land well it’s not penis land it’s pen Island right why would it be penis land why would anybody think that way gross who said that dude okay I’ve claimed all the land around now who am I talking to this is my roommate Jake everybody say

Hi to Jake say hi smile I’m almost done making my control this is exciting did we claim all the the river did we just go up the river and claim it but Chrome thank you so much for 4 years dude everything is fine hey all my stuff has

Been retrieved smile I guess we’ll make our Basin like the the dead center of Arizona /f map to see what’s claimed oh so the mat like the online map actually is lying to me I didn’t know I could do it like this oh god what the [ __ ] kicked for spamming okay minecraft I’m

Just trying to get my land dog I think all the land has been claimed now that I need what’s that one song that goes like totals anarchy by lulls in oh my god you got a relax oh god quite as my area I’m scared is he

Coming to me I don’t have good things look at this fool oh he’s gonna come over here bonk me the SP earth already starting off way better than SP life people just come to do nice things instead gosh we live in such a society here you love to see it first Alliance I

Can Ally him yeah there we go don’t Ally the venom no if he tries to reclaim that I’m actually just put him in the ground and then put him in the ground you think you can come over here and steal my [ __ ] Hank you think you

Think you could just walk all over me and torture me like you did on the first season of SP live I don’t think so Louise [ __ ] Dodds F [ __ ] you [ __ ] you huh God scientists say that I’m so smart they can’t even calculate how smart I am so I’m just

That smart I graduated from Harvard 16 times before becoming a twitch streamer and winning 16 Nobel Peace Prizes I’ve already had a long and storied career this is basically just like my this is what I do for fun honestly okay there’s no mob griefing bless the [ __ ] up

Honestly cuz I should is hell annoying you know Howard Howard needs nuts Stephen Fry steed dat meowt fool got him what do you think the appropriate action is with antvenom space do we like just Bop his entire base I don’t know what to do with it cuz I don’t want him to be

Here I don’t want him to encroach on my [ __ ] or try and counterclaim my stuff oh this is so BM the chest part of his house is inside of my land raise your hand if you talk to the TV as a kid when you watch Dora the Explorer

Advise raising hands how come no one’s claimed New Jersey yet well probably cuz they don’t want to live in a place where the only two fun things are Jersey Shore and heroin I’m not talking about here what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that what there’s a

Come goblin on that [ __ ] jacquard bro how he ride the chalk I’d like that alright who allowed this technology to happen this servers terrifying I’m gonna have to murder both you I’m sorry it had to be done Wyoming isn’t real facts the focus of Wyoming sounds like a made-up

Ass control and venom is gonna whoop you was he gonna do PvP log on me I called dibs on the spreadsheet it was on the spreadsheet dude that man isn’t trying to rep Arizona iced tea now there is he’s on the server he wants peace of course he does he doesn’t want smoke

That’s update I’m very bad at the factions thing so you’re gonna have to help me out okay so is it just unclaimed F unclaimed when I go over to that place I believe so but I don’t know if it just claims a 16 by 16 area at a time cuz

You’ve got like everything around me as well why’d some plans to go to about halfway around the sand dune but other than that okay I was I was just trying to get Arizona no no no III don’t blame you I mean honestly like as long as I’ve

Got my little lip in point here then you can have everything else okay that works I can do that my chat was straight up like they’re trying to make it seem like you were intentionally trying to go to war with me and start [ __ ] no no I just

Thought it was funny cuz it was like the first day of SMP live or whatever it is you PvP log W and then I get on here for my first day and I was like you have your base like right where I was about to claim [ __ ] that was like there’s no

Way the specific point has like a lot of significance for me so I was really hoping to be able to keep it yeah and I heard try and claim things properly wait so you just can’t even get into your chests I wasn’t sure about that hang on let me let me actually check

That in the house here nope don’t you do not have permission to use chess perfect look literally exactly the boundaries I wanted on the map for all those hooray that’s perfect all right I didn’t pull a Pete and claim all of Australia doing that you must have thought the radius of

50 was 50 blocks not 50 little tiny bit of Australian all right cool thanks a bunch I appreciate you peace out man thanks a bunch deep oh I can’t border disputes go that calmly in real life that’s Cooper’s territory Cooper’s been making [ __ ] wait let’s go over here and see what he’s

Done it’s not a turd it’s like a chess room big old turd chest room Cooper and joke or the perfect peaceful country combo I feel like we’ll we’ll do like a Power Rangers Megazord moment linked up and just absolutely bop the [ __ ] out of somebody at some point if this is his

Claim [ __ ] can I like break his crops I can’t I’m trying to figure out what I can and can’t do like can I break this yeah okay so I can open his chest – doesn’t seem like they’re really any limitations on what I can and can’t do

On this now I can take things out oh that’s actually so cool like right here it’s like right where you cross the river is where you get into San Diego oh that’s sick what builds do you have plans I’m up to suggestions I’d prefer it if it was something that sort of fits

With the theme of the environment that I’m in I want to make Western house but I don’t I don’t trust myself enough to like do this without hang it up god I don’t want to [ __ ] this up cuz I’m so sick of building things in Minecraft

Where I build it and then I’m like oh this is [ __ ] I’m gonna have to rebuild this three times I hate that this seems like it’s relatively simple to build but I don’t have an entirely accurate reference image it’s not a mod pack its S&P earth I mean there are mods on here

This is not vanilla minecraft as you can see by the big [ __ ] giant ass minecraft plane flying around it was such perfect timing we’re allies with antvenom POG oh hey I was coming in hot wait are there multiple people in there who’s this oh wait are there multiple

People in here oh there are i’ve drivers available apparently what is this map what is this is that Obama I’m legitimately terrified I don’t know what’s going on in that huh where are you what the [ __ ] where what sort of invisible Goblin [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] Murray log

Just to be safe oh I saw him he’s probably to shoot me stop start not allowed not allowed quit quit I’m still on a loading screen broke cheating and minecraft stop you suck I know some people of planes but look when you type in chat accidently instead of

Doing slash something I’m gonna get bullied now I did the thing wrong all the Nerds they’re gonna [ __ ] bully me dude I’m gonna cry can we just turn every word into a champ joke Oh champ Carson champ coupe champ champ champ champ champ hot mend champ I like that

One hey hey hey oh hey hey oh god I just had a [ __ ] spasm on the mic Peppa Pig is a nonce alright alright hate Peppa Pig Peppa Pig is awful stay away from those children Peppa Pig you better stop there’s a goblin on your shoulder ah just bit me you need to

Start World War 1 I have no doubt that there will be a global conflict I think people probably do want to get started a little bit first before getting into that [ __ ] though yeah got so many girls call them Joker’s em Joe cause that’s funny you’ve done a funny

You get an Internet point for that one that was good I chuckled how does this look from like back here I don’t think that looks bad that’s only the front of the house this is not a real house I have to actually make a house now

That’ll be a little bit harder do women exist I think so yeah I’d probably have to say yes 90% yes 10% now that’s my guess what’s your guess wait shouldn’t there be a lot of gold in California I haven’t found any gold this is [ __ ]

I know I’m in Arizona but come on dog where’s the gold Oh bunk and fungus a bum Chun Chun Chun bong bong chunga’s ho chun-yin fungus what am I saying help me I’m dying hi gamer hello how’s it going I’m just chilling you should come by my little

Bunker thing how the [ __ ] do you find diamonds on this though I’m really confused about that so the ORS are like allocated in the map in the same area that you would find them in real life so like Africa Papa New Guinea but all of them have been

Raided so you might just have to kind of keep going until you have luck where you were oh you’ve got some [ __ ] build over here what the [ __ ] hi joke Oh welcome now what I really wanted to show you was my bunker please take a seat in the minecart feel like

I’m gonna like instantly die this can be great oh oh she is gone what what what okay go forward there we go yep there we go Oh Oh what Jesus Christ just move across a gap holy [ __ ] I was not expecting that wait okay I don’t you seen how these

Mine carts work I hate to break it to you but they’re not gonna go up that’s what I spent the last 30 minutes do it oh oh no I’m actually going up now let’s go you are so strong yo guys he did it my arms are so what no I just flung me

Off why is it so freaking loud well yeah what is happening right now there’s like lightning going off and shiz somebody have like a trident or some [ __ ] oh my god it’s like non-stop thunder you know it like they’ve replaced another with in favor of right no oh we got

Funny hell biomes you’re like two on the face of the earth and guess who owns one you do me it’s me yeah you got to go do your shoes you want to come with me to the volcano I can go to the volcano I’m down to take a field trip I’m thinking I

Might build a Chipotle on top of it just to be representative of my [ __ ] after the fact watch out in the hell biomes though cuz like they literally replace the nether as I’m like they spawn nether mobs oh so like blazes and [ __ ] just spawn and guests not some scary [ __ ] right there

You phone the planes he editor they’ve been too laggy for you I haven’t even gone to point yet you can just fly in mind for now cuz it’s a two seater plane time in Minecraft let’s go oh it’s just there I’m in oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] off

What the whoa whoa whoa what’s up there’s a big-ass mountain I spy with my little eye something blue diamond shovel nope it was diamond pickaxe close I Spy something plain um is it my personality no it’s the plane deed all right there’s our target Oh Oh I’m [ __ ] some

[ __ ] prick made obsidian out of my goddamn volcano who the [ __ ] put this like what [ __ ] prick decide who did that I was like did you do that oh I didn’t want to say that cuz I wasn’t sure what the [ __ ] but yeah it doesn’t end here there’s like an inside

Area that’s where all the mobs are we got to find one of the many holes pores if you will when I say it goes all the way down I wasn’t getting oh my [ __ ] god this looks crazy especially with shaders right look at this look at look at this right here

I am so tempted to place a block by this and just see what happens oh I know what does he do oh boy it’s doing the thing well I’m sealed off goodbye I’m stuck here forever well I’m gonna go I’m gonna go find a boys or something and make friends with

It I bet you want water bucket okay twitch chat i ôd Connor name is faction Connor eSports Connor eSports let’s go I hope the eventual war that goes down is like the Americas vs Europe like the first one would like have to be a world war like that would just makes the most

Sense and I’m the next one can be like some calamity [ __ ] the Cuban Missile Crisis with it’s just a role play server where we act out events in history the search for you reenactment streams minecraft oh my god slow baby wolf gobbling baby girl bang and kick you in

The balls your uber drivers here oh [ __ ] I forgot to turn off auto claim you have you been claiming so much ticket balls you know just dropped you off in your country you just dropped me off bro dropped me off at school mom please mom crash the plane hey there we go thank

You bye I’ll race you five stars on uber I’ve run a couple of ad breaks the stream and I’m supposed to be getting paid more for ads I’m very interested to see how much money I make off of the ads there what just happened I just heard a

[ __ ] it I saw it explosion right in front of my face the two of them died oh my god they have a bunch of pictures what do they have oh my god I had so many there’s so many like the old shitty food memes like big goostin [ __ ] I’m

Gonna I’m gonna hoard them I’ll pick them off the ground and hide them I don’t know I think they probably just have the same plugin that we had on SMP live dual-wielding ridge comic needs to be hitting a little bit too hard how did y’all do this what plug it is

This uh so I’ll spill the secret so we have a plugin that’s accessible to anybody if you can slash to map t oh ma p then space the direct link to an image and then space and type the word resize you can put any photo on a single map

See me pics get in the server boys let’s go oh no this is giving me so much power oh no guys you’re not gonna believe what I’ve just done you guys are absolutely not ready for this all right here goes nothing small Boylston wool short scoop dude I’m so

Pissed dude antvenom has like all the [ __ ] oh my cry oh my god I just found the first diamond that I’ve seen on this server and I can’t get it because it’s not my territory [ __ ] made it so if you rename emeralds diamonds you’ll turn

Into what what hold up if twitch chat is trolling me I’m gonna actually rage so you’re gonna get my live reaction to do it into this I’m gonna test this out oh my [ __ ] god no I read a fight emerald diamonds I hate you to a chat you said my nuts