SMPLive: SchlattCoin

Are you kissing me are you get oh my god you okay are you okay I’m gonna start an IC o—- a blockchain company I’m gonna say hey guys put all your diamonds in this chest and I’ll give you my coin at the end and then one day the shop is

Just gonna disappear okay crypto exit scam what’s your coin offering be called I want to make it look as like makeshift as possible just just you know some subconscious hints that that beyond the beyond them the nice HTML and CSS there is nothing and I’m gonna walk away with

All the money where are we putting this this bad boy I’m just gonna plop it down right here yeah I like this idea okay oh my oh Christ this is so bad it’s a so bad looking it’s fine it’s fine it’s supposed to look bad people are supposed

To say should I do this JC like cryptocurrency initial coin offering please deposit 20 diamonds and I’ll give you one schlagg coin that’s funny 100% not a scam I don’t scam people I’ll label this scam scam jest okay that’s my scam chest don’t tell anyone that

We’ve got our first taker look at this oh let me see if I getting a call with him a sigh huh hey listen I’m listening you just came by I want it I want to know what you think of my of my initial coin offering my cryptocurrency hey I need to hear

Your sales pitch all right come back O’Conner expanse is here too all right Wow hey hey as you can see guys I’ve started I’ve started my own cryptocurrency it’s a smart contract I see oh the tokens facilitate the transfer of goods and/or services between the members of SMP live and

Basically I just want 20 diamonds and I’ll give you a coin when when the coin is ready for you to have well how do i how do I know the [ __ ] doesn’t gonna collapse you’re just gonna have to take my word this is how I SEOs work you know

I I don’t think I need to know how this works I’m ready to go all-in okay let’s put 20 diamonds down there all right so for 120 diamonds do I get like a cool pen or something 120 done under I’d give you I’d give you six coins yeah but can

I get like a date yeah I’m really confused who’s Connor don’t go down there Connor don’t go down there you should see that anyway you should see this so it’s Connor don’t don’t go down there Connor I just have to hide my riches somewhere where they’re not gonna see it coming

Scam chest okay a sigh you thought I was just gonna scam you huh I wouldn’t scare me if I wouldn’t scam you ever I would never scam you I’ve got your coins right here this has to be done behind closed doors okay obviously yeah okay I’ve got you exactly where I want

You okay one more one more slack coin just for the road that’s all six that’s all six are you kissing me are you get oh my god you gay are you gay are you gay for me I’ve been scammed I’ve been I’ve been I’ve won I’m the one who got player

I’m in front of you at this I’m dead I’m done I’m gonna kill myself actually I’m actually going to commit suicide oh my okay I’ll probably you know what ivory evaluated my options I’ll probably get banned on Twitch if I kill myself because of the game yeah okay Connor

Eats pants I’ve got the rundown I think you’ve already heard my pitch and I see the diamonds in hand so I think I think you could just throw him down there and then we’ll just get on our way I had I had an idea for a business – yeah that

We could pull off together really I don’t think there’s a market now for yeah under the government’s nose a secret hiding fault system you think so I think there’s a market for people that want to hide some things from people that that are trying to take their

Things yeah so if we were to launch a secret vaulting system away from the government you could even put slack coin in there that’s a great idea why are you following me because I need my [ __ ] coin Connor I don’t know how to put this in a way that won’t deeply upset you but it was an exit scam and you just got played what yeah yeah the the cryptocurrency was an absolute fraud I saw you toss coins at know it was almost setup to get me to invest yep

This entire thing was an elaborate setup to get me it was like a mess you got boofed specifically me to invest you go you toss 120 diamonds between each other you guys I get to invest in slack okay see you later cutter eats I can’t none

In then we’re not done get back here no what the [ __ ] is this the secret slat coin vault no no no damn chest holy knowledge I have no I have no idea I think you need to leave my residence can I take my diamonds out that I invested

In the slide oh no they’re not yours anymore you handed them over I didn’t even get I didn’t even get anything out of it though you know this saying there’s no rest for the wicked okay there’s no there’s no diamonds for for the booth this is this is a completely

An irrelevant what is currently and listen to me and listen to me you’ve been moved okay what’s pi understand it’s popping that [ __ ] [ __ ] what’s poppin you’ve been boofed and I don’t want you here anymore I want a slack coin I wouldn’t say that I’ve been robbed

Everything I own is gone what have you done Connor we let coming on the [ __ ] shed Connor get me [ __ ] shed I’m not gonna cop shed Connors [ __ ] shed if I die in the cuts that I’m taking everything with me he’s he’s a suicide bomber he’s holding a

Bucket of lava he’s gonna put the [ __ ] lava down and and sabotage everything I’ve worked for today it’s just uh malarkey in my home [ __ ] all you bastard listen I might be an unsung hero people might hate me for what I’ve done but listen at the end of the day I just

Saved the economy can we take this to the the courthouse all right yeah listen approach the sand all right listen bathing in the holy water yes bath pies together all right your honor right go ahead Your Honor may I come up for air I guess I’ll allow it

Oh [ __ ] Oh God oh I’m dead I’m dead there’s been a murder in the courthouse okay slack give a case my whole life I’ve been I’ve been walked on and you know what for once in my life I decided no no I’m gonna make something I’m gonna

Make something out of out of out of my name the world is gonna know whoo-hoo jebediah Stratus okay so I said so I said I’m gonna make it I’m gonna make you a cryptocurrency basically you put all the faith in the seller of the coin

In the distributor as as you know I am the distributor of the coin Schleck coin I say – si si that’s I’ve got this I’ve got this coin that you might want can I take you for a walk sure let me take you for a walk I set up

Three very easy to interpret signs Jay Schleck cryptocurrency initial coin offerin good please deposit 20 diamonds please deposit 20 diamonds and I’ll give you one Schleck coin move over to the sign on the right when the coin is ready for you to have and a sigh goes to me slap

I’m gonna give you a hundred twenty 120 count him 120 he throws a 125 to this but Dinah Dinah generous God and I take what happened there okay I exchanged them for six special coins and I put them into a chest as I’m trying to cozy

Up to sneaks neck to make him a business deal that he can’t say no to Connery’s pants has stolen all of the diamonds out of my chest your claim is is that you would like to receive compensation yes my claim is that I would happen to be I

Would like to be compensated yes Connor each appearance you have before thank you your honor um I want to start off this by saying I’ve always been a man of honor when I witnessed the the initial sale of of a slap coin going down I thought this is

Great you know some crypto to the to the server it’s what it needs right is a brand-new currency system so I decided I want to get in on this I’m a fan I’m a fan of crypto I’m a fan of getting in while it’s hot cuz most crypto I think

We can all agree is too big to fail it’s like the housing market it just it won’t we’re gonna be okay it’s a face safe place to put your money so I did I put in 20 diamonds as expected for slap coin did not receive a flat coin gold and I

Quote Connor eats pants you’ve been scammed [ __ ] get in the [ __ ] shed from there I decided to investigate myself so I went down to J slats basement and I discovered that in the basement what it was a chest known as scam chest right and as we all know

Scams are illegal bring up Connor eats pants one regulation about icos that determines whether or not you can do exit scams you dumb idiot why would you pay money to an ICO when you know in return you very well know that there are no regulations on the cryptocurrency market you got

But there’s nothing illegal about it you dumb [ __ ] you got scammed [ __ ] you got scammed [ __ ] order order in the court please okay Jace lat and Connor eats paints the people have spoken and the Council of Truth has has joined together and the determination is according to the

Unbiased polling of all of our chats besides chit chats Oh geesh lat and Connor in which we could get a more unbiased opinion it determines that Jace flat is the one who was considered guilty in this situation so the determination that we have made is that

Joe Chiodo 20 dimes to Connor however if Jason watt feels that he would like to challenge this he can challenge it by trial of strength in which Connor and Jace back and I rest my case goodbye gentlemen I want my diamonds back and I want ownership of my part of the land thanks

For coming by gentlemen it’s been an absolute honor thank you very much we won we went in the end