Sneve – Minecraft’s Weirdest players simulate Medieval times

Hmm hello ah Game of Thrones how do I describe it a good show just a damn shame that they canceled the series after season five really didn’t see it coming it was going so well Forge Labs invited me and several other goons to take part in a grand Minecraft scenario

A scenario in which there can only be one true king yes improbable violation of My Parole I have once again been elected royalty and I have seven days to claim the Iron Throne welcome to the Frankfurt nordwood Game of Thrones scenario for the purposes of this scenario we’re

Going to be using this skin which is that of the average man from New Brunswick I’d like you to meet King’s North Bert mcdingleberg the first as with all Minecraft playthroughs we start from humble beginnings and I immediately started to regret my choice of companions it was then that I realized

That if these dingleberries are going to survive in hardcore I’m gonna have to do some parenting most of these guys actually have a lot of experience in hardcore but they’re also dank memes so if I want my people to survive to the end we’re gonna have to have a little

Bit of strategy so everyone go grab some starter tools come back here in like 10 minutes or so yeah yeah and then with the base right here and we’ll discuss yeah yeah we’ll meet back down here by the by the pink flowers like set up a a

Table or something me back here in 10 minutes um by the pink flowers my goodness sufficiently wrangled I eyeballed an oak tree in the distance die now oak tree your king demands it alrighty let’s get some Stone after Gathering my stone I elected to teach this pig the error of his ways and

After that continued up the mountain to hopefully find some iron oh yes Cole I believe in Ireland they mix this with Bog Water and call it Guinness yes yes indeed we found some iron soon this iron will help me protect my soft gooey interior from meeting my moist cowardly

Exterior and wow we literally got one iron from that vein I’ve always wanted a shovel I then managed to find a few more pieces scattered around threw them in the microwave and after they were done we had ourselves an iron pickaxe I then also elected to make myself an iron ax

Because I’m a millennial and the idea of manual labor scares me afterwards I headed down the hill back to the meeting spot I am currently in the nordstream floating putting away get them once I got back to the meeting spot I asked this cow to move and then decided

To perform some more tree murder as I suddenly remembered Knight will be arriving soon and we currently have zero shelter uh we may want some uh shelter quite quickly this Sun is setting and we’re all on Hardcore oh yeah you’re right you know we should um have we seen

Any caves yet or is it those not really around uh they will they will be around this standard Minecraft in fact I think there’s a spot over here where if you stand you can hear a zombie growling so I think there’s a cave directly below here that’s actually your mother that I

Trapped down there [Laughter] I’m not forgetting that I was supposed to be building shelter I decided to use my Royal carpentry skills to build us a table what do we think what do we do tomorrow to like chill at yep there you go sir all right uh goon squad get over

Here we may need some Walls How much wood do we have I don’t have any I have 44. I have some gravel I got uh cobblestone as well okay I’m gonna we’re gonna we’re gonna erect get get really erect uh and we’re gonna put some walls around really scary noises yeah just in

Case skeletons zombies that kind of thing that’s a big wall Sneed we don’t have that much materials there’s trees all around and there’s a zombie over there okay literally night time but we just need a small box to hide in no we don’t listen oh my God he’s building a whole foreign

I can’t take us all out some charcoal one creeper says otherwise no no it’s fine I hear a noises man don’t panic there’s so much feverishly clicking right now that’s my heart there are so many miles oh no okay there’s a billboard build wall oh my God

The furnaces are over there yeah well it is what it is okay well it’s okay we can get those in the morning no don’t don’t oh yeah okay they’re not that far oh yo who built the uh the struts that’s very pretty well done I did nah thanks Devon

Hey there’s a thingy there we go we’re safe we’re safe we’re fine what now I is that a skeleton it is yeah it’s a skeleton with sword and a shield okay that’s fun okay is is everyone here we haven’t forgotten anything roll call Tanisha where’s Tanisha oh my God weapon

Zombies you’re attracting zombies oh there’s so many oh my God those are terrifying yeah what they’re good the good thing is the thing they drop armor oh it’s a great weekend let’s let’s leave fight them yeah let the king do the fighting oh that guy got clapped King is almond The poopy armor yeah that’s an ugly nice they’re getting dripped out is that a puma shirt uh what’s your name yet king snorf king snorber dingleberg that’s my name very fitting he can’t even say without laughing we’ll start without tan because then we may need to perform a tan rescue during over here

Wait I have to be right back I’ll be right back combat log it combat log it wait wait oh my God I have to change all my settings holy crap stand with that guy was wielding uh okay Welcome To The Kingdom the cringe them rather yes the cringe them now I will

Give you some rolls you uh Brock you are my master of building hello congratulations yeah thank you thank you oh God okay Tunisia you’re a master of Whispers it is your job to find out whether what people are planning and that includes uh doing some spy and

Going overseas over the borders and such Robin Devon you are my masters of farming I want to see some very good uh cousin relations going on now I want to dub Jamie master of religious Affairs and Magic so it is your job to make sure we are kitted out with enchanting stuff

And also that we are praised by the god or Gods I won three to four recommendations of gods to follow okay I got you yeah all right Grady you are my master of finances you are the man who’s going to be declaring the taxes that we

Are going to have to pay to the King to me yes you also have to build a some kind of bank or something like that [ __ ] you’re going to be a naval master that is the Master of the Seas and I’m gonna need you to build a port some

Fishing stations and uh what else do the Seas do I guess some boats probably yes they have uh they have Tides that’s true yeah thanks Margo all right he’s paying for himself already that’s what they do he asked what they did during this meeting I told my compatriots the most

Important law of my kingdom they are not allowed to die punishment is imprisonment and ten dollars to my PayPal we’re gonna have to deal with some of these uh twitch followers around the outside I don’t know they seem to be burning that’s fine they got the six minute ad break

Some of them got helmets so we’re gonna have to take out those guys oh they’re spamming ads in the chat yeah they are for these long swords I don’t trust them suppose your Champs guys let’s let’s take care of these guys and then I’m going to officiate this as the uh

Meeting spot are we all happy is it is everyone happy to be part of King’s North but dinkelberg’s Kingdom yeah yeah I’m honored I would say I’m honored honored uh and throbbing all right let’s get ready to go we’re gonna have to take care of some of these uh twitch guys first I’m

Going to need someone to stick with me for today just in case uh bad things happen uh does anything not it not it that’s right everyone volunteers such a popular leader I’m gonna I’m gonna stick with you tan for now you and I we we’re gonna head out

Um and collect things okay tan you and I are gonna go exploring I think we’ll head uh we’ll head north east um I would recommend uh Grady and [ __ ] if you can get to the nether and secure some Nether wart uh and I can work on that now yep ideally some Blaze Warners

Do not take any risks okay I do not want you to die do not die it is illegal this is the Royal Decree it is illegal to die okay you understand if something looks risky get the hell out okay I want people here at the end

Ideally I would want people to power off bro you’re together Grady mango you’re together with Brock okay don’t die see you soon and don’t die good luck don’t die don’t die no dying okay because yeah nobody all right Northeast right yeah yeah let’s head Northeast hey this might be the last

Time we hear each other’s voice so let’s let’s not let’s not make that that’s true there’s a very heavy fine if you die payable into my PayPal account okay where are you okay I’m here I’m here so we’re gonna head we’re gonna head north we’ll grab a furnace and a

Smoker and a crafting table and we’ll head out okay all right let’s just head north and then we’ll we’ll find our own way back well this is East sir that’s what I said master dragon going east right yeah yeah we’re going to use and so we headed off in the direction of

Eastwoods our main goal is just to really explore and see what’s hanging out around apparently there’s meant to be a lot of very dangerous and scary mobs around so I also wanted to find some of those and so after we grabbed a packed lunch from these sheep guys we

Kept heading Eastward to hopefully find something interesting not too much time later we heard our first announcement oh someone died yes indeed a man named konka had been eaten by a whale luckily we were given a grace period if the Grim Reaper happens to give you a Boston

Reach around in the first hour of the event you are allowed to respawn after that hour is up it is full hardcore for everybody well not quite everybody but we’ll get into that later tan and I managed to find some weird carrots finding these weird carrots indicated to

Me that there’s probably going to be a bunch of things in this mod pack that’s gonna surprise me and I’ll probably die to some horrific monster on day two but until then I’m Gonna Be a Menace to this cow I should mention that we’re not completely blind out here we were given

This Saucy little map to try and keep track of where we are now I believe in my kingdoms this one up here this kind of dinosaur looking guy and I think we spawned down here so part of this exploring run is to confirm my theory

That I am where I think I am if we keep heading east we should run into Sean’s Kingdom after exploring for a while and cooking up a snackington we realized it’s beginning to get dark and we needed to make a shelter very quickly Welcome to our home town it’s down here

Lovely yes only 300 per week incredible it’s a good deal very modern better than my uh student apartment that’s for sure let’s do it now Tanisha had a big brain idea of trying to sleep but uh unfortunately literally everyone on this server has to sleep or no one can oh we

All have to sleep no way yeah see that’s the thing okay oh no well it’ll be fine yeah okay well well let’s make a torch this is a beautiful Hometown glad to be here uh okay we’ve got some wood here we go we’ve got some light spending some time in our cozy

Little hole we decided to make some charcoal to make some torches now we didn’t have much wood so it was important that we can serve our light as much as possible oh a chandelier that’s cool yeah let’s Spruce our oh my goodness how did you do that was

That four torches combined yeah it’s a chandelier you just wasted four torches no it’s so pretty look at that yeah can we hang it I’ll hang you why are you bothering to finish this hole decorating why boom well how’s it going like all females when I tried to make

Some small talk Tanisha began digging at the Earth to try and escape and very usefully she happened to find some iron so that’s good there we go try diamonds try diamonds really yeah let’s go golden diamonds for a king yes oh man what a hole as well let’s go

Let’s go three diamonds what do we make with that yeah that’s good well yeah pickaxe minutes later we were struck with some very alarming news oh Grady died Grady died is it still within the hour yes Grady TV the man who made this annoying noise he usually use sadly fell

To his death this is sad news because it is unfortunately within the hour I’m gonna block oh I fell which sadly means he is allowed to respawn and uh we have to keep playing with him we’ll get him next time I’m gonna ban you dude I am

Gonna freaking ban you You Can’t Ban me I know the streamer I am the streamer listen I’m good it’s also there’s a glare on my screen so I had to close the window and I had to raise my gamma you are so lucky eight more minutes and you would be gone damn

I ah yeah seriously granny we need you here you should give him give him a chandelier for good luck on the next day we continued our exploratory Quest and found one of the new Mobs wait what is that what is that look look on the tree

It was an owl was that bird should we kill it now what what the hell is wrong with you you find out you’ve made a glorious looking owl the first thing that comes in your head is can we kill it and can we cook it well it could drop

Something cool I don’t know it did not later that day we managed to find a uh swarm of horses I believe swarm is the right word and we decided to tame every single one of them this was done just in case another king happened by our kingdom and decided that

They wanted to take those horses for themselves after a Wii squizzle we managed to come across another of the interesting mobs that seagull it’s just a vibe whoa what the hell is that what the hell is that is that a crocodile over there that is a oh they steal your food be

Careful if you’re holding food the birds steal it that one stole your mate you oh my god get down here down here it is the royalty already you well I’m gonna I’m gonna get it back to get land there’s King you must listen to me you

Are part of my king my state you are part of my kingdom get down here now I hate this man what’s that thing over there I need to know what it is what the heck it’s a seal Maybe Oh Land damn you yeah I think it’s a sea

Lion I don’t know I’m scared don’t yeah I can’t really tell I’m gonna go near it I’m sick of this bird a bird’s a dick yeah we have to be careful especially in the long grass with the crocodiles because crocodiles are a serious threat they do a lot of damage yeah okay yep

That’s right there are indeed crocodiles in this mod and they are extremely dangerous so uh yeah that’s the thing as the sun settled in for its nap we decided that uh we don’t want to die so we’re gonna build ourselves another temporary shelter now I’m not the best builder in the world

But thankfully Tanisha was here to support my building efforts oh my God it’s hideous it’s beautiful oh no we don’t even have any Headroom come on make it one taller no after night had fallen we decided to go down into the depths of the Earth again and tan

Happened to find a lush cave Jesus we decided to have a wee Peak inside because although it might be a little bit dangerous there will be plenty of resources in here just as we were starting to explore the cave another one of my kingdom members joined in this is

Kipling and I dubbed her my master of War this is objectively the most important role in the entire Kingdom the reason I gave her this job is because I once fought her 1v1 in a PVP round and she clapped my cheeks so hard I thought

I was a bean sprout for three days I gave her the supplies that I had on hand but she was going to need more if she was to survive we decided we would cut her out with the iron that we were sure to find in this cave before we could do

That though this zombie man decided to show up and he happened to be a villager so he thought it would be a great idea to trap him that way we can turn him into a indentured worker a slave and get some trades and stuff later and inside

That same cave we happened to find a skeleton spawner I’m gonna be honest the rest of the week in the scenario got so hectic we never even came back for this kind of blue balled ourselves really inside the chest though we found a saddle a name tag and a bunch of horse

Armor now since we were a ways away from base we decided to use the name tag on the Villager so once we made kiply some armor I made an anvil and then I named this man Mr jokelton mcnoodle and speaking of blue balls we ended up finding some villagers closer to home so

We never saw this man ever again we then decided we’d had enough adventure for one day so we performed a Seattle exit which is where you abduct an axolotl and leave on our way home we ran back into the swarm of long brown wingless bees and Tanisha decided to use the saddle

We’d found to bring one home put some armor on this buddy too there we go oh yeah you got the barting very cool yep when we got home I discovered that my kingdom members had turned the home into an ice cream sandwich wait where’s Jammers thank you

Oh my God yes oh thank you for the armor Jammers give me the armor there you go King yes thank you completely peasant yes damn right oh I’m so glad something’s covering your face now his eyes are tragically just realized that but it’s fine I love it after doing a little

Bit of storage management and dropping off the stuff that we managed to acquire I took a moment to admire my new armor turns out it is just as strong as diamonds as well as being a fashionable piece of drip in and of itself oh I can’t tell the difference between you

Two this is awkward foreign [Laughter] since I am your magician slash uh Church person what is okay sorry what’s the title religious fanatic since I’m your religious fanatic I need a good set of armor and I’m just wondering if you can uh get greedy to hand his over to me I

Think that makes sense makes sense to me no I’m not literally the person that should have it all right hand it over listen to the king I’ll give you this are you kidding me right now King he’s disobeying you right now listen King listen to the king I have the crown and

The eyes that look in many directions now drop your armor drop drop trousers there you go bend it over yep hand them over turn around bend over don’t happen to me oh sorry I’m so used to [Laughter] good god well now I have to go grind for

Another three hours again jeez we hung out for a little bit longer discussing our plans and then kiply had to leave for making I will be right back I’m gonna box myself while looking through the possible things we could make with steel happen to find a very interesting sword give me

That give me that really do it ah thank you you don’t question the king okay no no no we don’t question the king yeah dingleberg is in charge and uh whoa is that a diamond pickaxe dude don’t thank you no please do it I’m supposed to be the keeper of coin you

Guys gonna make the bank go bankrupt as as as tax agent you can do you can ask for one item from Jammers give me those pants oh oh God you want give me the pants well I need to wear pants I humiliated me in front of our loyal

Subjects listen I can’t just wear non-pants you know just like let me just sneak on by here the middle of this heated argument between two yeah I’m just gonna just gotta grab the cheese over there oh my God the Phantoms protect the king good God Devon as master of roofing

You’ve really led us down here I need more wood yeah Devon get started worship D’s uh the the goddess of these these what I like that nope these what is these you need to explain it in more detail I’ll get back to you on that okay

I’m gonna go mining and I’ll find my king some Diamond I can do that who’s a master of stabling that’ll be the farmers I think I have one nope any volunteers nope amazing you’re busy yep super busy uh beats to grow I am the king and uh

Devon you gotta build a stables and finish the roof good God take some onions thank you fine now we’re only going to be staying here for a few days as this little ice cream sandwich down here on the grasslands is not easily defensible so we’re going to be moving up the

Mountain however the Ice Cream Sandwich will be fine for a couple of days that is if this damn horse will get out of the dining room where’s the Stables but I told you to build a stable yeah Devon and Robin horse all right I’m trying oh my God

Don’t don’t take it out what kind of key is dining room is a horse living in oh yeah we’ve got an axolotl as well his name is um Mike lyson is his name there he is Mike’s Mike lyson may I ask why there is a farm inside nope seeing as

I’d been away for the entire day I decided to check what our Farmers had been up to oh good God that’s a crime of something these are these free range no following the farming inspection I decided to head down into the mine to see what the boys had been up to and I

Gotta say the mine was definitely not up to my Royal standards what the hell is this mine I hate it oh my ankles yes come the morning I’m going to enact a law I’m making it illegal to have Minds without stairs did manage to find some iron boys

Though and they’re also happened to be a lush cave in the basement yes the biodiversity in here is comparable to that of my gamer socks initially I did actually come down into this mine to see if I could find my master of coin Grady and my master of semen [ __ ] but uh

Considering the size of that cave I don’t think it’s very likely I’m going to find them that mine is deeper than my student loan debt I cannot find them at all we’re attempting to make a staircase of sorts temporary certainly of sorts I’ve never seen a staircase like this relax

I hate it look you can run straight up didn’t even have to jump look at that and you went back down we didn’t get that far yet yeah but listen we have seven days um we ain’t gonna finish this whatever the hell this is supposed to be

Is it gonna get dark soon when Grady [ __ ] and Jammers eventually showed themselves gemma’s revealed to me that she’s been trying to get protection 4 from this villager oh Jesus that got all over my monitor we also happen to find this zombie villager during the night so now Jammers can

Breed the two and make more Villages I hope she’s got gloves now we know sort of where we are but we want to know specifically so we came up with the idea that Tunisia should go scouting and fill out a large map for us good God so when he’s where’s the Stables Stables

Devon Devon where are the Stables yes oh um the horse is making the living room is filthy what is going on um I’ll get to it am I running an equine Farm here I’m trying to dictate a kingdom good God after bullying Devon I inspected our sugarcane farm which had

Been very nicely planted honestly those Farmers had been doing a good job definitely not gonna tell them that though but this will be very useful for making paper for our maps not gonna lie those zombie Villages very annoying though yeah the zombie can we do something about this gentlemen just turn

Your hostile sounds down okay we would just bring him down vote him down here someone vote him down here please it is ouching me it is hurting and ouching this is all right it is for the king hang on let’s have a look see he won’t bite bite loyalty royalty rather I can’t

Get down there open open the hole please expect expand the hole expand my hole for you King anything through my leash yes well I didn’t no I don’t know if this is genuinely a good strategy but it’s gonna be a while till we have bookshelves so I

Figured why not enchant some of my steel stuff I put sharpness one on this sword here and I put prop one on a couple of my Amber pieces Devon how’s the stable coming the horses on the table Yeah Devon you see it you seeing this here

You seen this two minutes like over here over here the blast for me the king is okay please help the kids this four-legged fellow here yeah he shouldn’t be doing that he shouldn’t be doing that in here like that that is not normal like even among horses help the

King please I understand I understand okay look look he’s on the table again this is where we eat disgusting Devon can we please get this horse out of here hey guys I found a hack I can see outside yeah yeah yeah oh yes we have our Periscope whole working order

That is working as intended let’s go hey go up Bird’s Got a Friend ship I found them in the caves down there oh yeah my king so oh this is tripping oh they’re they’re what are they what are they doing they seem to like humongo oh geez

It’s on the.com a little bit later after whatever the hell that scene just was I made a disturbing discovery about the roof Devon had built devote I can’t put uh the the stalact tights on the ceiling so you may need you there’s the wrong slab it used to be one Higher well I

Think okay I knew she was gonna do that the horse is back in the goddamn I am going to lose my medieval mind this looking to escape from the equine hell that was our dining room I took [ __ ] and Grady on a little scouting mission

To the north our goal being if we can find where the snow the Sea and the land interact we know where we are I’ll protect you guys that is a those were those words I shall blindly protect you no matter the circumstance llamas are valued members of this community foreign

They spit not long after we found the intersection point so we do know that we are right here on the map very good during a bit of friendly banter Grady and [ __ ] decided to make a nether portal just to see what it was like in there what the uh that’s not good

Sneeze oh my God oh my God yeah do we need to be concerned leave what do we do because upgrade oh my God okay oh my God all right all right go go break that portal go break that thing here we go man go break down holy hell

What are the mosquitoes of cats in there I’m not happy with that oh they put me right in the middle of a red Forest my king yeah those mosquitoes are sketchy man yep so it turns out giant flying mosquitoes the size of cats live in the red forests in the nether they’re pretty

Dangerous little Skeeters all right we gotta go sun setting we gotta go my king we must return back home after an uneventful trip home it was time to talk to Tunisia about mapping out our area you guys have cool more where are you getting this stuff the cool armor store

Yeah how I get this here Tanisha look here you know how to play with those I don’t know how to play with those the maps shabby boots not the shabby what did you oh my God the shabby boots how do we use the shabby boots Tanisha

Um good question okay so am I am I mapping have we made any other Maps yet no so should you want me to map this area yeah okay Yo someone left the front door open let’s go yep while we were out feeding the mosquitoes and gemma’s had managed to re-roll one of these Villages into a prop 4 trade and shortly after that Tanisha had got started on our map really the only Kingdom member left to

Check on was Brock and he wasn’t currently online but thankfully Tanisha led me up the mountain and pointed me to a pillar which Brock had built that was to be the center of our Castle from here we also got a pretty good look at our temporary base good God that house looks

Terrible I’m gonna have to have a word with Devon about that oh my God it is really bad but you know despite the sandwich house I was feeling really good about my kingdom so far I really think of my kingdom as some intricate piece of Machinery with each

Of my kingdom members being one particular component in the design just so long as someone’s there to clean them and make sure that they’re doing the right thing Tunisia is doing a fantastic job with the maps Jammers is doing non-youtube safe things with the Villagers and our Farmers Devon and

Robin are keeping us fed by committing war crimes on these animals yes indeed all of the pieces are lubricated and functioning correctly that was until disaster why allowed exercising my Royal hams on a horse ride I was struck by what one might call a intentional game mechanic observe Can I be the first to say that that death was [ __ ] but this seems like a perfectly good opportunity to talk about what happens when a King dies you see unlike the peasantry the kings are on semi-hardcore mode should a king meet his end before the finale they will

Instead lose one maximum heart every single time and trust me losing Hearts this way gets bad very quickly let me refer you to this clip from another scenario we did where after being reduced down to two Huts I ended up getting one shot by a zombie that was

Fun and on the bombshell of now being reduced to 9 maximum Hearts We Begin day two of the Game of Thrones scenario a day that started off so beautifully but sadly did not end that way waking up at midday like a true gamer I decided to explore

My kingdom and see what my people had been up to and indeed they’d been working hard they’d left me several gifts to find oh God there’s design Golems yeah careful please and is spinning the spinning man a master of magic Jammers had been working extremely hard and

Managed to get us a butt load of books so my next goal as king is to get everyone kitted out and prod for our Alabama ranchers Robin and Devon had been working hard on the war crime Farm down here and now we have a source of wool which is extremely nice and Tanisha

Our master of Intel and Whispers has almost finished off the map of our kingdom but not everything was going perfectly well I will say default what is going on oh my God someone screenshot this and send this to Devon this is not acceptable that’s just for everybody so good God I can’t

Believe this really the feces from the horse has ex excellent yeah it’s the growth of fertilizer vegetation I decided to spend a little bit of time automating this Farm down here for the Sheep you see Brock is going to need a lot of wool for some flags that he wants

To build and so I built some Hoppers and checked them down here now then following my brush with death recently the discussion of my mortality tended to arise I don’t know why we gotta get things on the road then I’m kind of scared that’s what I’m saying our King’s

Gonna get an assassinated light real quick I like this you’re not allowed to be by yourself by yourself and you’re gonna be kidnapped in the woods and it’s all over they’re gonna do unspeakable things to you good God there’s so much crap in here who who is master of recycling it was

About that time I realized we could put our Royal Banner on the armor that we’re wearing you see before the scenario began I had to think of a banner a Sigil that best represents our kingdom and an icon that all men would want to Rally behind and here he is name is Geraldine

Do you love it but for now I needed to get people’s armor so that I could put the banner on it I’ll be back oh wait in the meantime you can have mine here you go no please put keep your clothes on at all times please okay thank you yes yes

So kipley seems to be getting a bit defensive since yesterday’s uh horse spaceship mishap so I made kipley a circle for her armor with our glorious Banner on it but I got the colors wrong it is what it is as they say oh deadly though not long after the arrival

Of Geraldine to our kingdom the worst thing to happen happened during the night while we were doing some XP farming wait wait something just happened Tanisha foreign Yes indeed at the end of day two Tanisha had been killed by a creeper that I’m upset it was my fault I should have been with her the reason she was outside was because I told her to fill in the map and I’d kill the horse Rip Tanisha they wanted to naturally though since she broke the law of it being illegal to die we had to put her in prison imprisoned with love also tan you owe me ten dollars I’ll be in the DMS with my PayPal information everybody needs prod I’m gonna I’m gonna

Get everybody some diamond armor here come here get over here you need this there you go thinking about the positives of my friend’s death though it reminded me of the fragility of my peoples and made me extremely motivated to try and get people better gear thanks to Jammers careful soft nurturing of the

Villagers this meant we would soon have all the enchantments that we need can you get down here you stupid freaking villager oh my god get down no come on no I’m the king no it’s a nice hole it’s been prepared for you there you go oh perfect okay now the

Next thing to do is to make sure that everyone had plenty of food oh oh okay it burns what the hell happened I stood on the stove I’ll do it God Really Gonna Keep our King on a tight leash God damn she’s grabbing forks and heading towards the outlets good God

Having baths unless you do his favorite favorite bands on his on his toaster yeah it was finally time to get us some medieval weapons I thought this Hammer would probably be best because it has 15 armor penetration here you go Grady he penetrates some people with that

I also decided to make a second one for my master of War because it was mostly important that she has one to be honest let’s go as part of my motivation to try and save my peoples we need to have our defensive position set up so I told

Kipley we should go and bring some stuff to Brock but then we got a little worried because it was night time thankfully though Brock decided to come down to us we’re gonna come to you rockington oh really yeah we were just about to head up we got a whole bunch of

Uh deep slate and stuff for you oh heck yeah I get scared up there when it’s nighttime so I came down but I I am erecting a big wall erecting yeah Brooke Brooke Brooke what take the the magic book that Grady acquired oh my God oh my God oh my God

What the [ __ ] no nothing crazy what I worked so hard you’re quite welcome thank you Grady I appreciate that sir he’s been working so hard today on getting that jam is just logged look who came crawling back I want an apology or I’m logging out forever apologies nuts oh good God this woman

I need an apology I’ve never seen a woman birth an axolotl and kill it in Rage so so quickly before we can get our diplomatic missions underway I tasked [ __ ] to build a beautiful Pathway to connect to the Sea The Dock and the mainland oh wow it looks don’t uh this

Looks like oh my God oh God uh it looks pretty bad like like four blocks wide at the start and then it really that really tapers down doesn’t it don’t worry my Lord I’ll fix her up good God this is the this is the worst thing to have ever happened in my case

This is good this is good this is not good so it turns out that Monger had a not only not finished the path but he also hadn’t started the port whatsoever yes there seems to be some chlamydia going around in the Kingdom of snow of Bert I just hope it doesn’t

Catch oh there’s eels in the water as well or are they sharks go go see Moga okay wait wait wait wait kill that guy kill a [ __ ] he’s in my kingdom get him he’ll probably come over here attack it won’t go attack okay fine I’ll go in if

I die it’s your fault though get up get up yeah he’s dead he’s pretty weak now in order to see those shark thingies I actually had to turn shaders off and when I turned them back on my game had some kind of cerebral stroke good cheating a truly immersive experience yeah oh God

Even my weapons are scuffed this is not good no then at least this is a Game of Thrones scenario it is important to scramble together some IQ points and think of diplomacy you see these are the kingdoms lagundo is up here Beyond the Wall which is quite nice to have some

Kind of barrier between me and him and it is due to this distance that I would actually quite like to have him as an ally now my next closest neighbor is Sean The Burger man down here and ideally for me I would like to have my two closest neighbors be my two closest

Allies so we’ll try and make that happen I also learned that you can put the banners on Shields so I gave one to Robin taketh ah oh yes he will protect you look Devon awesome I want one all I have is this cheap knockoff yeah the tourist version yeah I paid 200

Now in order to contact lagundo we had these uh mailboxes which are our only ways of communicating with other kingdoms we needed to come up with a spiffing name that best represented Our Kingdom there we go leave what have you done that that was the one

Yeah no I haven’t really used this uh mod before I used it once uh accidentally in another scenario but uh I need to send it on a test run so I’m sending an ink sack to Sean he’s probably gonna receive that and he’s gonna be like oh no these guys are

Hitting us with a Bugaboo yes I think that’s what he sounds like yes they call me snive the impersonator how does one make friends with the King you give him a kingly gift of course a gift of 64 diamonds will tell the gundo two things firstly that we are powerful

Enough to be able to give away 64 diamonds and not care and secondly that we are definitely someone he would want to be allied with so I sent him a letter saying hey Lazy Boy I found these weird looking rocks and I thought you might like them maybe if someone comes to take

One of our rocks we protect each other pip pip and tally how old bean I should mention that I didn’t actually tell any of my teammates that I was going to be giving 64 diamonds to legs but I knew that they would support me despite them not having diamonds yet

Now if you’re a brainlet like me then you tend to die quite a lot in hardcore mode and one thing that can keep you alive is a golden apple so I’ve grabbed a juicy hoe here and I’m currently whacking these leaves because I’m making

A new law it is illegal to not have a golden apple on your hot bath punishment is of course imprisonment and ten dollar fine in my PayPal account this sultry hoe is really tearing through these leaves good God oh dude we are swimming in apples now sadly we didn’t have quite enough gold

To make apples for everyone right here but I at least had enough to give one to Devon and wonder Robin you put this on your hot bar woman and you do not take it off ever illegal to take it off it is illegal no I swear to The third day begins on the Glorious North bird kingdom Robin and Devon sorted us out some walking cardigan guys down here as you can see but the main goal for the third day is going to be getting up there to the castle and getting out of this ice cream sandwich

Down here also just in case you were wondering what all these doors are here for and I can’t remember now at the beginning of day three I decided that we should have a meal the reason being that Devon found out in this mod pack you can create really powerful food uh grab grab

Grab yourself one of these uh biscuit balls and uh the bowl yeah yeah grab the ball you picked up my balls oh Lord you picked up my bowl good God thank you Lord uh and then uh use the ball use the bowl on the chicken yummy what yeah yeah

I have a plate of roast chicken my lord I can’t fit my chicken through my helmet you gotta want it you gotta want it all jokes aside this food is incredibly powerful and it’s gonna give us an edge over the other kingdoms today we are

Going to need that edge today is the day that PVP is going to be enabled and kings can now declare war on one another and so I relayed to my fellow brainlets that we need to be moving up the mountain very quickly I also took the meeting time to remind everyone of the

Golden apple lore and also to remind them that if they broke the law they owe me ten dollars next order of business was making sure that we had the best defense that we could possibly have and for that I handed over the mic to our master of War kippers most of us have

Maximilian armor equipped right that is only half of the plan we need netherite bottoms people netherite booties and netherright bottoms okay so yes in addition to Gathering diamonds and gold has the master of coin has said we need netherites never right because the netherite bottoms are actually slightly better slightly better than Maximilian

And then potions strike potions and health potions yes we should put the material indeed shrink potions that’s blaze rods correct I I forget the recipes I think I think we have the material for strength yeah after Kipling was done Brock decided he would fill out ear holes with the silky milk chocolate that

Is his voice and tell us what he needed for the build we need a lot of a lot of regular Stones so our silk touchers we got to get some of that on board and uh yeah the whole plan is that the bigger this thing looks the the less good it

Has to look because it’ll look good by scale master of coin have you managed to ascertain a silk touch book with the amazing trading hole you’ve set up yes uh my trading Hall I erected and over the past couple days and yeah you’ve got great results my king I’ve seen that

Erection my Lane of which includes the Villager Hall that I’ve so graciously prepared for the people of this Kingdom uh it does in fact Grady I next up in the nonsense Brigade was Jammers and she had an announcement to make that we were going to be following

The benevolent God of Deez and tell us more tell us more about these these what uh D’s he’s a very generous and uh AIDS in war can we avoid AIDS yeah I’m not sure about that due to the pressure of potentially someone declaring war on me at any given

Moment I decided it was time to gather up as much Stone as we could to give to Baroque so that we could head up the mountain I brought some materials up for Brock but not gonna lie the organization of this chest here made me want to play

Chicken with a creeper so like the undiagnosed schizoid that I am I spent 15 minutes organizing it for him checking my post uh someone had sent me this very bizarre banner I believe that’s the banner of Friendship and Magic which is uh Shadow’s Kingdom I don’t really know what the message is by

Just sending the banner but um all right now it’s time to talk a little bit of strategy I’m currently writing an email of peace to Franklin Bert Leonard Shire to the southeast my reasoning being that with my two closest Neighbors being my allies taking over the kingdoms of the

South should be a breeze and as the man with the largest Kingdom in the north conquering lagundo and Sean should be easier than taking the eyebrows from a baby back to the dining room my servants once again showed their moistness by having obtained 21 netherite scraps as a

Good King I would of course lead by example so I was given the first netherite armor and with the addition of tunisia’s Saucy map we almost migrated up here although I will admit that this looks like absolute dog water but uh it’s a work in progress you know these things take time

Migration mostly underway we decided to do some testing with the new medieval weapons and I just needed a test subject oh oh my God [Laughter] so it turns out hitting someone with one of these swords I’m renaming the Gert swords if you hit someone with them they lose maximum Hearts which they can’t

Re-heal for about 10 seconds it is absolutely broken and probable you could one shot someone in full netherite I’m gonna go make one of those it is it is very very very dangerous all the sword says as well is inflicts non-healing wounds so it’s not obvious out the gate

What it does so I assume not everyone will know what it does so make sure you keep it at yourself we have a secret word for it so we don’t actually virtuousness yes the gut sword yeah hit him with the good sword now speaking of leading by example I decided I would

Help Brock out a little bit with the building and so I decided to build the worst staircase you’ve ever seen behold now just before the day ended I had a rare opportunity to practice some social skills as I received an email from Shadow asking to meet up and discuss a

Potential Alliance although I despise the idea of being friends with Bronies the idea of having more allies than I need is an interesting ball scratch indeed so it might be something to play I sent this email to Shadow saying we can meet up tomorrow and discuss things

Sadly however he would never even get a chance to read this mail as before he could war was declared what now you may notice a particularly ghoulish looking man has joined us for dinner and no that is not Britney Spears King Shadow Mac is visiting the kingdom

Of snow of bird as a war Refugee and is requesting our urgent aid an attempt was made on shadowmax life last night an attack which luckily didn’t leave him scarred and disfigured he just always looks like that yes the king in the South has declared war on Shadow Mech

And we have to decide whether we want to defend him like a good guest would shadow of course came bearing gifts gifts good enough for a king we had we had a Trader come over and he was selling them Sombrero that’s uh that’s very on theme for Game of Thrones yes I

Believe King Martell were one of those I leave this gift for you Steve it seems like it’s right up your alley oh yeah yeah fantastic we can’t even see your eyes anymore what uh what the heck The Game of Thrones theme may be dissolving at a rapid Pace but

Say you master of wolf I think we can give you Aid or any of your people still like they’re all alive right yeah they’re all alive and uh some of them are rare on the go we still need to build up some defenses tonight and then

Tomorrow we can either Siege at my place or just directly attack them well I I say I say we attack from the sea honestly that’s what that’s what what I’ve been thinking for a while in terms of attacking Ryan right yeah no that would be good as long as both sides

Going together it should be that’s true that’s true we don’t have we don’t have to be the cleanup crew and if uh and if uh if your King dies or Falls and we win and he’s with me he can take he can take my flag and he can be the king I know

The girl the girls definitely love your flag more so than my amazing we love that one yep it’s nice to see such patriotism from my my people good God the worm the worm yeah but also the Unicorn hey fine okay well I’m happy to form a very defensive alliance with you Shadow

And we will attack tomorrow okay I’ve received new a new email from what’s his name the crocodile man okay so Jordan says Dear snow of mania things have become desperate in this Kingdom a dark cloud is above us all Ryan plans to launch a full-blown attack on Certo

Please send an ambassador at once to discuss terms of a potential Alliance I will send you our coordinates as soon as you reply I I shall I tell him that you’re with me shadow I think you and I perhaps head over there instead instead of sending an ambassador just you and I uh

I don’t think I don’t think we trust anyone okay well maybe Kevin’s you come with us as well then yeah I would be fine with coming with you guys but but any mail before this yes he sent me one yeah he said he sent me a thing uh

Before you were online uh saying that he wanted to make an alliance and he sent me one lapis as a thank you for the 32 diamonds I sent him yeah he’s been screaming for an hour yes and he’s been screaming to check the email this this

Man is terrified of being left on red he’s uh he’s got some issues has Ryan sent any letters of Alliance to anyone that’s the only thing I’m concerned if Shadow didn’t obviously didn’t get an alliance from Ryan no um we didn’t get a letter very sorry Ryan

Sent me nothing I’ve heard uh nothing from Ryan olegendo this was of course a lie I had been talking to lagundo but I didn’t want Shadow to know that yet I had some plans for lagundo Brian lost pretty much half his people by the second day so he’s getting a little

Desperate oh yeah he says he’s going to take mine and then he’s going to move up through the kingdom oh dear well we can’t have that anyway and he send this back to Sean because otherwise he’s going to be screaming at me hey I see

You I read my thing and forgot to reply had a little bit of time to kill because kipley needed to do something before we could go Brock told us that he needed some tough so we spent a considerable amount of time in the mind Gathering as

Much as we could then after many hours of work we dragged our splintered bones and shattered fingernails up the top of the mountain to give our Hall to Brock about about the about that uh I forgot that you were getting that we’re all good on tough not long after that Kipling returned and

Decided to yell at me for once again not wearing my helmet oh Steve you will be forced to wear your helmet my king I had made us a speed potion so that it wouldn’t take us 8 000 years to get to Sean’s so we threw that

On the ground and headed off yay let’s go you you lead Shadow will follow it’s true Miss Sean living swamp oh oh nice like it’s eating all the crocodiles oh yeah that’s why he’s the crocodiles wait how did he get killed I heard he got killed

By a kangaroo earlier yeah he must have been punching it or trying to trap it why was a kangaroo in a swamp isn’t that like a desert thing oh would that be remember Sean said that if if anyone enters his base they will die I bet he’s got crocodile traps if he’s wrangling

Animals that would 100 make sense and it seems like something Sean would do that’s true true after a small amount of time exposing my translucent gamer skin to the painful rays of the sun we found ourselves at Shawn’s now before we continue I’m gonna break your immersion

Here and have a quick chat about this Banner you see for the Game of Thrones scenario we were all told that we have to design our own banners here’s the lagundo eye thing which is very intimidating and then there’s this which I believe is a photo of a trout from the

Show River Monsters and so I’m going to tell you a quick tale about the legendary man that is Jeremy Wade this man basically made a show that is to fishing what Top Gear is demotoring the only problem is it only lasted 10 seasons why you ask because this madman

Caught all the largest freshwater fish he was just done imagine that show of Finding Bigfoot and then one episode is just like oh hey there Cliff you ready to shoot another episode of big feet he’s like oh yeah I meant to bring you about that I caught him he’s in the

Garage sorry I just wanted to mention that back to the video hello hello hello how are we hey how’s it going pretty good it’s pretty good pretty easy hello my man good day are you crazy we’re not expecting you Steve I’m wearing the sombrero of Peace oh oh

Wow they’re loud WOW but it’s good to see you guys you want to come in we do sure yeah come around come around to the gate it’s over here on this side I didn’t finish this part of the wall he didn’t finish it don’t don’t mind

Looking a bit ugly at the front yeah I don’t even go in the front a little bit this is it come on in so we got a nice little gate here come on in you’re gonna kind of Crouch to get through oh nice fancy come on in oh what

The hell are those there’s deers don’t dude hit them do not they will one shot you you put armor on kangaroos yeah be very careful around them wait you can tame animals oh you can tape a lot of animals I know or the Rhino this thing will hold

This thing right here will annihilate you good God okay everyone inside let’s go come on here this is our meeting area right here oh we don’t have chairs for them you can’t build them some chairs we can stand it’s all right Jim oh I want it I’m sorry sorry I’m sorry oh

Wrong way get our guest chairs come on oh sorry excuse me sir oh don’t go outside now don’t go outside my master of War please see the gentleman the maracas are so so cool yeah how’d you get those take the one to my left uh these were a gift from Shadow

A piece gift here yeah Kim uh well sorry Robert I mean sure yes if you would like the the sombrero of Peace I’ll keep the Maracas a piece wow thank you I appreciate this yeah what the heck you look so good congratulations it was awesome it actually goes really well with the burger

Yeah it does on The Fast Food King okay so we have business to discuss we do yes right now we have a problem not the bear house the problem is Ryan but that problem that well yeah also the how noisy our base is so right now we have a problem that

Problem is Ryan he’s advancing on Shadow our plan was to weaken him before he could get to Shadow but that’s proving to be difficult I’m going yes Robert’s got a loose neck hinge yeah yeah so that’s what we’re doing we have visited Ryan’s base we have scoped it

Out oh so look um it’s desert tea it’s all it’s a desert with some walls and I was there too just on the outside we’ve also visited lukundo too we visited him today we’d visit him we visited his place and someone was there we we were

We were on our ship just sailing around yeah and then uh we we uh oh my God Kim there’s a there’s a draft get get the spider kid get the get it I got it now oh my God close that up there’s a good noise

Oh gosh where were we Sean then gave us some very worrying news which is that Laguna has traveled south of the wall and is now a taken up residence on an Eastern Seaboard this is probably problematic because I would rather have my neighbors as far away as possible for

My plan to be enacted you see during the final battle we both lay claim to the iron throne and with my castle being significantly closer than lagundos I would have the best shot at getting there first now Sean as a as a gesture of Goodwill ever I know that shadow

Knows about this but have you been looking into the food that’s available grab some of these puppies vegetable noodles they do some extra effects really really really good food so it will fill your I’m pretty sure it fills your food bar entirely yeah that’s insane yeah there

You go and my guy’s been feeding me carrots oh well that’s interesting yeah good to know you can make yourself a chair Kim no no I have to stand there I’m not worried yeah yeah okay yeah I’m a person I’m gonna give you one of these I want

You to understand how this was made go research that and then I want you to make 20 of them by tomorrow good man yeah you guys have different banners on YouTube too I can’t even get it Kim resides he’s done he’s he’s gonna take a different joke that’s right it’s playing what’s

The plan I don’t know we’ll see what we’ll see what develops I guess if Ryan’s we’ll see if Brian’s still playing it all all out of salt then obviously we’ll come and try to defend Shadow how many how many does lagundo have do we know they said they’re down

To four oh so oh oh wait wait how many you have shadows uh right now six uh I have five players left I want to be the largest King we have uh we have three players left actually it’s me kipley and shut up oh my God what is on your [ __ ] yeah Kim

Why is Kim Kim why does Kim not have stuff don’t worry about that Kim Kim has to earned the red we’ll show you as everything Kim has built so far this is so we have upstairs I love that this kingdom is basically just bullying Kim here we get all the resources for him

Does Kevin sleep outside with the animals as well no well I mean he works all night okay we got our kangaroos oh my gosh what do you mean sleep yeah yeah where did you guys find the kangaroo in the Rhino is it down further south yeah

It’s kind of like so we have yeah we have the two grizzly bears which check this one out ready watch this I’m ready oh my God you can ride there don’t get too close what how do you tame a grizzly bear uh we can give you that information for a price

I just gave you the food of greatness okay fine I’ll I’ll send you a letter on how to do it Steve all right shout out if you’d like to purchase we can discuss that the process is making business well I got it I gotta get something out

Of it Shadow is moving at the moment an elephant oh I think we haven’t been we haven’t been doing our homework Coopers we’ve I know that’s what I’m learning right now yeah we haven’t been reading our books all right Lads well this has been this has been fantastic uh Shadow I

Hope that you’re uh we’ll see you about it oh I should put have a helmet on shouldn’t I before I get in trouble with the master of War you enjoy it you enjoy that uh that nacho hat my man and uh we’ll see you another time hey remember

It’s Taco Tuesday yep it is Taco Tuesday it is hey that’s good I enjoy the sombrero thank you after allegedly walk home through the set of every rom-com ever I filled in the simps of my kingdom with what happened at Sean’s and I’m gonna be honest Kipling seemed pretty fizzed up about the

Animals had really focused on taming some animals that was sick yeah yeah yeah can you wait that part’s real you can actually do that yeah he was riding a bear bro yeah writing a band died to a kangaroo so I think he was probably trying to tame it he there’s armor on

The Kangaroos and they have flails yeah yeah okay what are you serious yeah being the good master of war that she is took the girls and went out to find bears I stayed behind because I’m a king and I shouldn’t have to get my boots muddy instead decided to go and check on

Our farmers and see what they’ve been up to cozy cozy little moist hole here oh there’s that oh there’s even mushrooms here very nice oh wow oh who is that that hello for bears oh okay you did good are we able to find any we found one but not

The kind we were looking for what colors you can say barely no I don’t get it can you explain it um [Laughter] we got a polar bear polar bear that sounds cool Can you tame the polar bear I tried it didn’t do anything after inspecting the farmers I decided to have

A chat with Grady about where he wanted to put his bank I’d probably go over hmm maybe over there I don’t know how far Jammers plans to go with the church so it turns out when Devon said bear she meant standard Minecraft polar bear which is a shame but I don’t know maybe

It’ll scare away some squirrels or something in the morning I decided to do some filthy peasant work you see as a rich person it’s sometimes good to practice a moral exercise of pretending to be poor not in any meaningful long-term way though like 20 minutes every month will do the job my virtue

Signaling complete Devon said she needed some eggs so I figured we could cut out our overheads by creating another factory farm welcome to your happily ever after boys now despite having a conversation with Grady five minutes ago he hasn’t started building at all so he better start soon or there’s gonna be

Kind of sequences I’m not gonna build for him I’m a king you know now you’ll notice that our Farmers have set up our animals in these cozy little pens over there it’s about time but this is extremely nice because it gives a nice source of XP if everyone want to enchant

Anything now since this is a hardcore server having ender pearls is a good idea it’s probably a bad idea to do it this way but I need this man’s balls to survive uh oh good God no no oh I didn’t have my helmet on look there’s a frog over there yes look at

Him look at this guy yes feeling a bit trepidatious about the war that is going to happen tomorrow I decided to send lagundo another email I was hoping that we could cement our alliance before we meet up with Ryan tomorrow but sadly things had progressed faster than I’d hoped I got an email back from lagundo agreeing that we should meet as soon as possible however before I could do that I was informed of some very very troubling news Forge Labs the burger we all know and love had kidnapped kiply last night oh yeah you’ll also notice

That uh all of our animals were stolen so we’ve got cattle rustling and Kip napping to deal with today but I will deal with this one crime at a time now as far as I understand it Sean had sent this letter to kiply while I was not

Alive online whatever and I told her to meet with him alone was this a silly idea perhaps but it certainly makes the story more compelling so she went and I freaking called it Sean had a crocodile trap and managed to lock kipley in a Cell Sean subsequently released kipli as

A sign of good faith as he wanted to lay a trap for someone of Ryan’s Kingdom but one thing left me confused why did he release kiply why didn’t he just keep kiplier there and use her as bait to pull me in this made no sense to me so

I’m not sure about kipley anymore why would Sean release her unless he was planning to have her betray me the story that kipley tells is she wants me to go back to Sean’s Dungeon Because then that will lure and Shadow and then once Shadow is in the dungeon that will lure

And Ryan and then we can spring a trap on Ryan and take him out it makes sense but I’m definitely not going there alone with Ghibli I want to trust her and I don’t really have any reason not to but I’m just not certain I know what Sean

Does and he will 100 try to turn people against me he is a Milky Milky man with a silky silky Voice who will definitely use my people against me so I made the terrible decision of deciding to bring Grady with me as well that way he could

Protect me if Kipling decided to turn code hmm so what I don’t know I’m gonna die aren’t I and so us three potioned up once again and headed back to Sean’s base Hopefully this wasn’t a trap remember you also have your splash potion of strength and Fire Resistance oh right yes okay

Stick together keep the king in your sights at all times we’ll do a conclusion about who we doth betray when thine time comes Shadow is planning a wedding ideally I would like to make it to the wedding without having to trade anyone um and then that would be the time to

Betray I want to betray Shadow at the wedding what’s up again all right that was the only horse that we had and within thousand blocks very close my king good thing I was here I’m contemplating at this point drowning myself in this River once we arrived back at Fort Delaney’s lamington’s base

He showed us the cells where we would be laying a trap for Ryan and explained the plan the plan was this we had to wait inside the cells without our weapons and armor and this would lure in lagundo and Shadow Mech Ryan would then be offered

The chance to kill two kings at once which would bring him to the dungeon at which point we spring the Trap it was a good plan and I only had one question Sean do you think I’m stupid do you really think I would take off my weapons

And armor and go and stand willingly inside a prison cell for this ridiculous trap to take place a trap idea that you’ve obviously just made up in the last five minutes so anyway I’m inside the prison cell can you slide me one bowl of oatmeal please okay

It didn’t take too long before the first Canary bit the worm lagundo had arrived unfortunately however due to some previous events in other videos um Laguna wasn’t very happy being surrounded by enemies so this meant a change of plans after lagundo left Sean surprisingly let us go and told us to

Head south and find Shadow Mech and bring him back here due to Shadow and Ryan both being at War right now Shadow Mech will probably be the bait that Ryan cannot refuse you wanna see something cool watch this chick chicks look how much trust they have with this Beast hey

Karbalar how’s it going what’s his name it’s gonna grow up don’t stand too close Okay close the door closer no no no let me out I hate when he goes in there well now you’re gonna move him again yeah okay gravel are in there

I bred him you know it was at this point I started thinking maybe it’s a good idea to be really good friends with the guy that can breed crocodiles and so although my people tried to stop me I I gave Sean some hints about the Gert sword Sean um

I have a grand secret to reveal to you but uh I will I will let you know it after the I think completion of the plan you understand um this is this is something you are going to want to know and it could be a very as as a man within a shorter

Kingdom one might say it is information that could potentially win you the game change the game could change the game interesting what’s he talking what Robert what is he talking about this is just his way to make sure that he doesn’t die from this whole thing well

We could have killed him already we didn’t it’s fine you don’t don’t what you don’t want to kill me trust me he’s creating insurance for himself all right let’s go Lads tomorrow good says yeah good all right good luck travel safely goodbye bye did I really plan on telling Sean

About the heart reducing effects of the Gert sword yeah probably because I’m not that smart but for now hopefully he will think of me as an important man to try and keep alive Stack Up Lads we’re going to swiftness this yeah I’m just wondering Trader right there absolutely stack before heading directly

To Shadows we decided to head home to resupply and also grab a ship as Shadows base should be quite easily accessible from the ocean also as it turns out a few of my people had gone out and gotten some horses luckily even even got one for Grady there before we went to

Shadows I stopped at the top of the castle for a couple of seconds just to check my email and saw that I had received a letter from Ryan asking me not to take part in their War had I received this yesterday I would have seriously considered it but today I’m

Sorry the cheese of Destiny is already fermenting my friend and it can’t be stopped now we headed down the path that had been laid by my master of seben and headed to the dock that he had built and boarded our warship and we began the long journey to shadows and I’d like to

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Why don’t you just slay my balls ring a ding big song for my king big song for my king big song for my king big song for my Foreign such as silent King He’s our King sneeves our King and of course to round off the album a beautiful rendition of King the wall the kingdom ran the sail real quick or else we’re gonna freaking die you know know in all the sincerity I I apologize for what that just was I am ashamed the

King’s talking to himself again sorry Hammer sorry no the voice is in his head yeah rampant today we quickly docked our boat and then headed in land very shortly after that the walls of Shadow’s Kingdom came into view very high thick intimidating things they were we were graciously welcomed by ayundus a girl

That apparently watches my content and upon hearing that fact I was very worried for this person’s critical thinking skills where is he oh there he is there’s my boy ah yes hello are you The kingly Bodyguard are you yes I am the kingly Builder and uh

As a token of our appreciation of our alliance I offer sir snive thy boots booties with thy Fern dear sir that’s very good this is the worst gift I’ve ever received all right let’s go now despite being an absolute Goblin and having his people erect this uh amazing

Township within only a few days he did not have a place for us to meet so we all just crowded around in a library or something this man didn’t even have chairs for his visiting King I mean good God and he dared used the excuse of

Being at War I don’t I don’t know if you want if you know but we are under siege or War oh yes I’ve heard about cheers are our last chairs are our last concern right my king I know I know what would cheer you with you no dude get away from

The toes no you’ll riddled with chlamydia sir please get away stop I don’t know why I brought him he’s just he’s just messing around finally after a while a man named Matthias decided that it would be a good idea for the Kings to have somewhere to sit and so he made us

Some surface to sit on and with my buns toasting I could at last discuss with Shadow Sean’s plan very happy to get out from under Ryan’s thumb shadow of course agreed and we found ourselves once again in Sean’s dungeon only this time with Shadow and a couple of his bodyguards as

Well look at him best person ever everyone take a look at him he’s coming down he’s coming down the alley coming down the aisle this is who we’re gonna marry we’re gonna marry Robert and the kangaroo Sombrero room daytime television now all I need is someone claiming to be

That kangaroo’s baby daddy now after spending far too long looking at Grady’s Lego head Sean came back and gave us an update talk to Ryan he’s replied he said he’s worried about another Bugaboo type situation and going down into a basement he said bring the prisoners to him I

Said that doesn’t work because the moment we step out of our walls they’re going to escape and I said you either take this deal or you don’t I don’t care either way if you’re not interested I’ll execute Shadow and that’s it obviously we’re not gonna execute you Shadow don’t worry

Um excuse Shadow okay so and then if he doesn’t reply then I I don’t know I’d suggested just an all-out assault on them while they’re sitting in their bases yep that sounds good and will execute Shadow is a warning you could execute Shadow if I if I

Execute Shadow then I absorb his kingdom and I don’t want to do that thank you Sean for that excellent segue into the final mechanic of the Game of Thrones scenario if a king happens to be killed by another king that is the king themselves or members of that Kingdom

Then the kingdom of the king that was killed becomes absolved into the king that did The Killing yes that sounds non-complicated that is the king that was killed can no longer win the iron throne and instead becomes a servant to the kingdom that conquered them and must

Help them to win the final battle now obviously this trap is for Ryan not for shadow and surprisingly Sean seems unwilling to take over Shadow’s Kingdom I mean like I could kill him and then you could continue doing everything you want I mean I’m okay with getting killed

I don’t have an issue with it like I got a good story hey Robert deal with the prisoners are we just waiting for their reply basically yeah yeah I’m gonna go check the response I told him to reply right away because I got to go to bed which is

Not true and then uh we’ll figure out our next movie bring the mailbox on here okay well this time I promise it goes upstairs and immediately forgets everything else now I remember everything in one big Bluff Shawn said to Ryan that if he doesn’t come now Sean

Will kill Shadow he’s calling my bluff he says do it okay Shadow what do you want to do it’s up to you oh geez I don’t know should we just go write them problem the problem that we’re having now is that if I don’t kill Shadow and

They effectively call my bluff they know that it was a trap what if one of Shadow’s people kills Shadow what if Shadow was killed by a kangaroo how about we just don’t kill Shadow now how do we make this Shadow kill work I think we should go up top because they

Could be coming here anyway I think our options right now are either again I’m just floating this out there it’s either we Shadow might have to die here or we right now lead a full out assault on Ryan oh yeah I would say assault you go for

The fall assault Ryan has three people we have how many people here nine yeah Oh I thought okay I thought the guy let’s go get in that freaking boat and let’s just sail up to him and just he only has like three people oh my god

Let’s go what are we waiting for there’s something we’re talking oh here we go this is the night go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go someone’s

Going down oh my God go go go go go go there’s a spider that took a seat murder it oh never mind oh yay I’m drowning oh oh someone okay hold on I gotta see who’s ever in there I realize they’re locked in there hold on

I think it’s Robert I say Robin nice the alligator almost killed me and we once again found ourselves on the high seas only this time blood was on the brain it might not all make it out of this alive chances are someone on this boat maybe multiple people are gonna die after a

Day of sailing we arrived to the south at Ryan’s Kingdom unfortunately we weren’t the first to get here whoa that’s not our boat is that Laguna’s boat oh it has the eye oh God oh oh lovely it’s raining time boys I’m not gonna lie we got completely

Lost after we got off that boat but eventually Sean with his uncanny sense of direction let us down the correct enlightened path to Ryan’s honestly if they hadn’t lit this path up then we probably would have been like Moses and wandered the desert for 40 years but eventually after 25 years Ryan’s base

Came into view oh here sniff steeply oh they’re on the wall they’re on the wall they are on the walls oh how did you guys know we’re coming Ryan I brought you them [Laughter] uh no I just know that guy I don’t know I haven’t really talk

We’ve just known each other wait Steve’s here what how did Steve get here yeah yeah we we just happened to be catching the same bus and uh what Matthias come sadly it seemed Ryan had been expecting us indeed he had I can erase that come on wait hang on wait where is

Laguna two versus ten where’s Laguna yeah some protagonist that works all right I think no no no no no oh yep oh my God there we go oh my God I’m out of house you killed him please get down here here where where where where where he’s right

There lagundo Bruce Lee get him get him get up here The King was dead was it mad yep yep not gonna lie that was pretty mad but don’t worry things are not over yet I have one more plan rofo Rex belongs to lagundo that is my last shot I am now forced to help lagundo win the iron throne but that doesn’t mean that’s

Where the story ends I have a plan you see I know lagundo he would not want to be king of the ashes he would want to rule over a people that respect him and trust him I am allowed to respawn minus one heart of course and then diplomacy

Will begin I donned my tier 3 simping crown and asked lagundo for one thing that if during the final battle my kingdom helps him win the Iron Throne he grants us independence and we once again become our own kingdom not wanting to be king of the insurgents lagundo agreed

But now we have new titles lagundo is the high King I am the short King I love it all right I have much to tell you about Sean’s kingdoms well I need to know what’s going on in that milky little brain of yours yeah oh no [Laughter]

What’s safe for YouTube the rest will cut so okay all right you can you can go thank thank you Steve talk to you later all right okay okay hi King lagundo I’ll be I’ll be the short King so yeah you’re still King sneeve of the the Dino King

The jail Dean King uh we are the principality of egocentric nationalists and inquisitors all right well uh bye Thank you now us having a signed promise from lagundo to give us our independence is only phase one of the plant phase two will come on the final day but there is one king that we might perhaps have forgotten about shadowmack he managed to escape the fight with Ryan and thus is

Still at large now I’m a king who sticks by his alliances even through death a knowing Shadow the way that I do he is definitely planning on assassinating Ryan and claiming all of the kingdoms of the South Shadow and I had been talking over email and I promise to send him

Kiply to help him take out Ryan oh oh no okay it’s so good Michael please Oh my God Ryan okay thank you sir all right Shadow mission accomplished good job Kipling how do you do it oh you know I can never reveal my ways I’m afraid you know check out Shadow make video I guess so there’s how many kingdoms now there’s

Just two yep there is Shadow Mech and there is lagundo hi King oh my God oh my God that’s insane yes well with that matter resolved and Shadow now the only thing standing between Laguna and the Iron Throne our alliance has officially dissolved the only thing left to do in

My kingdom is to finish off our castle and make our final preparations for the penultimate battle can I just say as well that thank God Brock is here this kind of building is not something I have ever built before and uh I know that my castle would not have been anywhere near

As impressive without his help and don’t misconstrue that sentence by the way I’m not saying that he helped a little if Brock hadn’t been here and it had been up to me to build this place would have been a dirt hole I feel this meme correctly describes the situation later

That day Laguna arrived to make a declaration that we would be gaining independence if he won the Iron Throne I accidentally killed him but now we’re friends now accidentally so it worked out yeah all we have to do is eliminate the unicorns no yes yes the the power of

Friendship and Magic must be destroyed that’s basically it cool yeah yeah I was gonna say we had to kill the Reds but now they’re not the Reds anymore now they’re the unicorns the purples yeah now you may notice there are a couple of new members of the kingdom here yes we

Decided to take a page from Sean’s book and get some kangaroos so you all already have apparently started with the first part of the strategy which is Battle kangaroos yes can I come back inside yeah you should put your helmet on I think I think you can put your

Helmet on just in case yeah they’re so cuddly it was then that I decided to eat a puffer fish because I’d never done it before oh God I poisoned myself I have I have a minute of poison now oh do you have a oh my king seems

Like the chlamydia has caught up to you yes that’ll happen yeah the chlamydia has reached my uh my nervous system it seems did you eat a puffer fish no as if by Magic a wild kangaroo somehow snuck into the church of these and I managed to tame it using carrots I named this

Man Rupert and he was the progenitor to all of my kangaroos on the final day as part of our final preparations on the sixth day Jammers was of course lending her nurturing hand to the villagers to try and get the last of our enchantments get out get get out and breed we need

Them to breed that we could get saddles oh why didn’t I think of this before yeah since Jammers has a very large Brain she realized that you can actually get saddles from leather workers on the final trade and as we were going to be marching to war soon this was going to

Be a very good idea indeed also as it happens to turn out one of logano’s people Looney had rustled all of our cattle and stolen some things from us so that’s one loose end tied up honestly I thought it was greedy Looney as it turns out is actually lagundo’s equivalent of

The master of War for his kingdom and so I ordered that Looney work with my master of War Kipling to make the preparations of strategy for the final battle later that day Kipling had been on a scouting run with Looney and decided upon a space for us to build a

Forward base of operations by which we could assault the castle on the final day gemma’s once again getting her gloves on told me how to breed horses to make their speed gradually increase apparently what you do is you throw a splash potion of speed on them and then

If you breed them while they’re under the effect the baby has the effect permanently I don’t know if that’s true but it sounds cool so I’m definitely going to give it a go despite the looming dread of potentially breaking a fingernail I decided to help Brock with

One of his towers as he wasn’t currently online and we only had one day left to get this Castle finished displaying the failure of my conviction I actually didn’t get the tower all the way finished but I at least got it a little bit done so that hopefully saved Brock

Some time tomorrow with the help of one of the guys from lagundo’s Team I actually managed to zombify one of the villagers in the trading Hall and was able to get some pretty good prices on some stuff the cheaper prices meant that I could get emeralds and cut out some of

My kangaroos look at rubid here with his uh little spear thingy very good yes this man weapon night was actually quite helpful in the last couple of days he gave me a lot of emeralds and also gave me any of the potions and stuff that we

Didn’t have yet the good man he also gave us some pretty nicely Enchanted Maximilian armor for [ __ ] [ __ ] apparently didn’t actually need it in the end but it was still a nice gesture nonetheless contemplating my mortality I decided to go north and see if I could

Find a crow you see kipley had found out that the crows hide your name tag even when you’re not pressing shift so I was thinking it could be an interesting strategy to sneak into the throne room on the final day with one but I only found these stupid Sky rats again I am

The king unsuccessful in my bird wrangling I at least decided to go on one trip to the North lagundo had supposedly passed the wall on the first or second day but I wanted to see it for myself maybe even urinate off the edge who knows during the night while I was

In the north I found these Strays and they of course dropped slowness errors now I had looting three on my flail but it seemed that they only dropped one Arrow at a time so it was very unofficial I stayed there for a little bit and got like 12 arrows and then I

Headed out in the morning I surprisingly did manage to find this little fellow it’s a little baby crow sadly there was something wrong with his brain though when he kept on jumping in the water and it meant that he wouldn’t get tamed and also wouldn’t follow me so uh yeah look at him

That’s not all right this guy’s not okay I wish you all the best little crow but uh I don’t want what you’ve got eventually I found the wall our boy Kim built this map and I gotta say Well done man this thing is absolutely amazing I

Think he sells these maps on his patreon by the way so you should check him out very good very good On the final day before the great battle we polished off the last of our villager trading and I made one final announcement I declared kipley my Royal air you see the chlamydia has reached my brain at this point thanks Grady and even if we are to win the war tomorrow

The kingdom will be forever tainted by the fact that I lost the kingdom to someone else Ghibli on top of being an amazing Warrior has shown herself to be intelligent and a capable leader and thus even if I survive tomorrow I will be rescinding the throne and Kipling

Will be the queen before that could happen however the chlamydia once again reached my frontal cortex and I decided to punch an iron golem oh God oh my God oh my God oh my God did you actually hit him yeah what the hell my king Brady there’s our Golems hit

Pretty hard guys good God wait who hit him where’s your heart that was me it was me I went down to one hat are you serious what oh my God he hit me four times this armor is cracked and I didn’t even have my helmet on oh Castle completed on our preparations

Ready all that was really left was to just socialize and remember the good times with the kingdom members that I had Brock go in the bed dude yes I think I am almost done building I’ll bring a bed hang on I’m going to Pearl over to you okay oh

There’s a bed no here’s the Bed Rock ET okay well um after climbing back up I managed to finally spend some quality time with Brock and [ __ ] something I’d been wanting to do since the beginning of this scenario so uh you get you guys uh you guys come here you guys coming much Um I don’t really know anyone here Uh yeah I’m not much of a dancer really no uh kind of just like sit on the edge and watch people usually I I was to the front they don’t have any um any alcohol uh oh okay can we change the song you think uh yeah

Is there anything else in there okay uh um I’ve this one’s been playing on replay repeat all night um okay yeah okay so I’m gonna head out um some of the time it’s good to meet you guys later when I was hanging out with Grady and [ __ ] I realized that Grady

Didn’t have a banner on his shield on that weird turquoise Oreo Shield so I decided to give him one wait wait wait wait wait wait Give me the give me the Oreo where is he he’s around here somewhere I know I know you’re a longer I don’t got him he’s such a [ __ ]

Lemon it’s not even funny oh [ __ ] Craig okay it’s no I’m stuck oh God and it doesn’t even work this is black well it doesn’t I can’t even put the batter on it after all that following the dissolvement of my brain lagundo invited us to the north for one final dinner

Before our Full Assault in the castle tomorrow between the two kingdoms to cement our alliance and prepare for what was to come foreign on the commencement of the final day as a group we mounted our horses and we rode to war for a few days ride we found ourselves

At the forward Advance tower that Looney had built and [ __ ] Kipling Grady and the rest of my kingdom were waiting for us there the battle had technically already started with some engagements already underway as this man was being attacked by a million ferries I elected to throw my chlamydia potion on them to

Help take them all down once the last of the dogs was killed the real battle began foreign to be officially declared Queen I had to die in this battle but I wasn’t going to make it easy for them after a few quick engagements at the beginning and taking

Down this kangaroo get clapped kid kangaroo’s dead oh yo grandma grab the diamond stuff okay get everyone get away from Jammers TNT where’d you put it oh no oh the horse died the first casualty of War my kangaroo fell to Blinky and now this was personal here oh my God this is chaotic

[Applause] I don’t know who is wait what Nice kill Nice kill nice oh nice okay you good wait which team is Robbie on watch out okay literally who’s kangaroos are all these mongos oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap is everyone like oh that

Hurt after a small amount of time Kipling placed a million TNT around the bottom of the back of the throne room and this gave us the perfect opening hello behind the front room behind the front room a perfect opportunity that is for me to end a pearl into the throne room

And Naruto teleport Behind These Guys He’s right here on the right okay he’s in the throne room no I’m not let’s leave kill him where’s his name will be going down what you did to me earlier yeah there was a joke you’re going down Steve yes the king may be dead once again but

You’ll notice down here that my kangaroo killed Kim after I died so I’m gonna say worth I have to go now so I’m going to summarize the rest of the battle with song the battle raged on for a century many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood the rest or the better

Lugundo sitting with a cold plate of feather Yep they’re right his body is right here what this is Steve yeah uh no it’s kind of a walk right it leads to a well or something but I don’t know where that is okay well here we should we should bury we give him a

Dirt a dirt grape here here Spruce Wood a dirt jail cell for freaking dying on Earth who else has died unsorted Very Kim too oh [ __ ] why are they burying Kim yeah keep that body moist yeah oh my goodness why does Kim get a burial I’m so happy we bury our people Switchback [Laughter] tiniest bit of sneeve is still poking out of the top just as he would like it

Don’t question what that is happy man why is there a Shortcake just a little little guy is that is that a lot I hear that’s natural after you die yeah that’s what they all say often lagundo keeping his word gave kiply the right of Queen and Independence of her

Own kingdom congratulations lagundo well played sir I have to go now because I’m late for a hamster appointment I would like to of course personally thank all the patrons you’re all absolute Legends and your supports of the channel seriously means the world I’ll see you in 2023 that is after this final thing

Grady Grady Grady I’m back from today my king I’m back from the dead where’s the bank oh it’s right here my king uh we’re at the bank can’t you tell Grady where’s the back [ __ ] this is the bank by King this is the bank yes another construction my

King it’s under construction you do realize yeah stage two construction miking the finale is done and it’s under construction oh it’s done Devon please please what keep me finally [Laughter] I’ve been wanting to do that for so long yes