SNIFFER SPY HOLE! | HermitCraft 9 | Ep 44

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Dude I can’t get over this like for the last three hours I’m just mad mad dude look at this what they did man come relax in my jacuzzi did come chill talk to me man what’s wrong what’s happened you know if there’s one thing in life I

Hate with a passion you know the word hate is a strong word right but here it actually applies I hate shallow things I hate shallow conversations I hate with a passion shallow motivational quotes there’s nothing worse there’s nothing worse like it’s the worst you know it occupies parts of your brain

With this shallow Oh live love what is it even I don’t even know it is awful and it’s incursive and it’s in cursive yeah that makes it even worse oh man dude it annoys me so much it is the worst I know we need to we need to

Destroy them man it’s okay just like relaxed you listen I’m also I’m partial to the odd um you know quote here and there but I gotta say that that one’s my least favorite I’m not happy about it it’s terrible but I it’s terrible what are you wearing by the way what oh this

Whole thing this whole thing I just threw it on today the name’s dog rain dog double o seven Licensed To Thrill spill whoa I’m still working on the sexy spy voice dude it’s not working um no but yeah listen dude we’ve both been tilted by that nonsense also this

Thing oh uh this pot not cool it doesn’t you know how the perimeter looks like yeah it looks like the sideboard over a freaking you know of a Karen’s living room that has a flower pot and motivational motivational quotes on it and then these cute little you know

They’re turning the perimeter in and in a into a nightmare man I I hate it I hate it so much how can you listen dude I’ve got some good news for you man I did I not tell you last episode that I’m gonna work out the most super secret

Spy craft facility of all time that’s ever been super secreted ever yeah but it didn’t prevent him from it it doesn’t matter though we it it worked I’m sure I kind of missed that I should have done it it’s fine follow me you shall say something awesome okay I’m gonna make

Your day better fly behind this filthy sign don’t touch it it’s poisonous oh my God so listen it’s even lit up listen I have done the best Steve okay the best spy area ever created in the history I also have spy gadgets in the laboratory gadgets gadgets yes oh yes

Okay is good do you see an entrance into our spying facility underneath the Buttercup camp anywhere do you see it does anything look like it might be a spy area oh because I cannot look at anything but yellow ugly thing there man come this way dog what come this way

Come into this little Nookie over here up here key go in there yeah that little hole there we go okay now uh how’s your how’s your hunger looking how’s your hunger looking all right I can’t eat okay here we go ow let’s just make you a little bit hungry have you

Got any chicken I was hungry already are you hungry yeah you got your roast chicken who eats chicken I eat golden carrots now turn around you’re gonna munch on your carrot and I want you to get an end to pull out immediately afterwards okay I don’t have an ender pearl okay not not

No problem the double O sabrine’s got everything okay there’s the end of pill I want you to get ready you got a Munch and then you’ve got to end a pearl okay into the spider yes here we go you’re facing the wrong way did no yep ah I thought something opened

Oh I can’t eat now I’m dude okay let’s try this out stop hitting me how do we okay let me try explain this again you will be facing the wall okay yeah when you eat I still have man take one of my balls oh you still have this yes okay

Yes when you see the hole open throw the ball all right you can only come in here when we’re hungry um uh yeah yeah I did something I’m somewhere okay uh-huh what my turn whoopsie huh welcome to the laboratory of double O Saverin what what are we doing here what is this it’s

A thing that explodes no this is a spider the official name of it is the discombobulator 9000. okay oh that sounds devastating it is yes can you throw them in there and burn them slowly it’s devastating we’re going to come back and talk about this in a

Bit all right first and foremost we’re gonna go take a look at the rest of the laboratory now up here you go please up through there push button go through door you know I don’t think I have to tell you these things but you know you’re a professional here we go good

Job uh now there is a tube coming up a super secret spy tube I want you to swim into it and there’s a little hole that is just the first hole you see swim into it so you’ve got to go into swim mode or whatever and come in here yeah

There we go you can do it oh yeah okay all right what are we doing here how is this helping dude we’re gonna drown you gotta you gotta keep swimming I can’t get out right close oh okay right click here we go here we go welcome Cigar Lounge this is where we um

Uh talk about spy stuff so um okay yeah so I mean there’s actually a purpose to this room because we’re gonna have to wait for those buttercups to have their meeting so we need to be somewhere comfortable while we’re waiting so I thought you’d try to get the little cigar room

Where we can kill the Crouch all the time yeah yeah I gotta Crouch all the time here’s all our plans um oh my God all right for for the everything is our plans um that’s about it that’s that’s all I got that’s that’s wait what that’s it what do you

Mean well for this room anyway for this room okay oh okay okay back into the tube oh you need another ball though hold on here we go and this time we’re gonna go up okay okay all right at the spy tube and there’s a yep here we go oh my God lord

Welcome to the sniffer hole duck do what the sniffer hole the the sniffer hole uh if you use your free cam you’ll notice that we are directly underneath the camp right now also let’s make yeah just us logged on right now so this is oh

Um okay yep yeah yeah so this is the chamber in which we are going to be spying I may have gone a little bit overboard with the decorations and whatnot but you know I was I was into Minecraft mood so I went yeah went a bit nuts there’s bees in here oh yeah

Um it actually wasn’t supposed to happen what so listen the idea of this room is that this is the natural habitat of the sniffer I mean the sniffer is not a real creature it is mythical but it exists in Minecraft and I thought to myself well

In what sort of chamber slash cave would a sniffer live and so you can see it was a laboratory room that has been adapted for sniffers and the reason that it’s all about the sniffer dock is because we’re so close to the camp I think we need to disguise our noises with the

Noises of sniffers oh so I need your help in the moment picking up what you’re laying down we need to get some sniffers into this hole so that we can be in here while they’re meeting and there won’t be any chance of them hearing us they’ll just be hearing

Sniffers uh what if they sniff and they poop I think is their noises yeah they got a sniffer up there exactly we need more down here yeah you got him uh no no can you help me get get some I think green and Mumbo have sniffers we’re just viewing some of those it’s

Fine Oh you mean we steal something from them yeah yeah and never give it back never ever we might also destroy them for their heads for my head collection I can neither confirm or deny doc there’s one more bit of spy Tech though because

Right now all you have seen is rooms I I yeah I understand this isn’t the most exciting uh technology I’ve covered all the bases what if there is suspicion upstairs and they dig straight down to discover the sniffer hole and we’re down here and we get caught right

So I’m thinking we’ve got to cover all bases and this is where we head back to the discombobulator 9000. please follow me Doc this way that’s how we killed him when they come down here right there right all right um no no oh no no no no this isn’t a killer

This is a discombobulator do you know this word in English yes okay yes of course uh Doug I have sent you something on Discord um and I want you to get into this thing please okay yeah there we go it’s just secure the straps okay straps on um and

I mean we’re not children doc you know when I push the button please log out and put on another skin we’ll just pretend that it’s actually discombobulating okay I might even make some noise let me I’m just seeing it yeah you just put that up you put that

On you log back in okay you put that on your log back okay here we go Population activated okay you gotta log off now I said activate Okay yeah yeah oh yeah yeah Thank you hello yo Disco modulation complete dude what is this what am I wearing take a few clothes dude oh my God there we go perfect absolutely perfect um don’t worry about it everything’s gonna be fine my turn now uh please discombobulate me dog uh I gotta push the button all right all right foreign Population activated the combobulation complete perfect oh yes it’s perfect oh fantastic um being a spy turned me into a 10 year old this week did sorry dude why do you have the head wait what do you mean wait listen I don’t have a head come come

This way come this way back to the sniffer hole wait wait wait no no no no no no no dude come on dude listen yeah I I no there we go all right all right doc so should they come into the hole you and I are gonna be indistinguishable from a sniffer

We are going to become a sniffer you know how in real life you have those like horse suits where one human is the ass and the other human is the face I’m gonna be the face of the sniffer you’re gonna be the ass of the sniffer

So uh let’s just make sure that this is working I believe if I if I look down do I is that is that does this do I look like a sniffer like this oh my god I’ve never this is insane this might actually work okay doc please

Bend down behind me and get really close to my my butt please there we go um I mean yes it’s perfect let me look at it with the with the freaking it’s perfect okay kid hold on even compreh what are We There we go okay we have to move

Forward in unison as if we’re a sniffer okay so step step forward step forward slightly to the right we’re turning right we’re turning right yes it’s perfect they’ll never they’ll never discover our stock this is perfect I think it really does look like a sniffer at first glance like it’s like

Very clearly a sniffer not to you uh fully grown men pretending to be a sniffer so that’s what I’ve done this week oh God good that’s that’s all I got dude that’s it that’s all I’ve got You really make me the back portion of a sniffer when they come in our defense is gonna be we got it I gotta stick my my head in in your butt and we’re gonna walk around like this this is gonna work yep let’s practice some more so we need

To do some practicing really there we go perfect it’s gonna work dude it’s gonna work if we come to the corner over here where this mushroom is they’ll never know they’ll never know there we go why what does the mushroom do well it just looks more natural [Laughter]

I mean I may or may not have let the 10 year old in me do today’s um task so yeah I will admit it hasn’t quite turned out the way that I hoped dude it is genius I’m loving it but it’s just like it I saw you know you sing head ahead I

Look at mine go like wait a minute it’s not really gonna happen for like I can’t believe it can depend down again I need to look at it it’s the best thing ever and okay look down look down yeah there we go oh my God it’s like

Perfect no wait what am I doing no I’m not doing sniffing noise that takes it too far no I didn’t I was imitating oh my God this is the worst you know what the fan artistic why are you doing this you know what I’ve also noticed Danny gave me a

Little quiff of my hair you see that that’s oh yeah I didn’t ask for that Danny I saw it I didn’t ask for that that’s uh I look ridiculous dude and I look like I’m wearing a onesie I’m looking like a baby look how my skin my face look it looks like

You look amazing yeah um hold on so if you crouch and look down do you look like a sniffer’s rump yeah you do exactly the same as a sniffer’s butt dude I mean there’s no there’s no difference it’s perfect this might actually working because it’s so freaking stupid yeah if they look if

They look really quickly they won’t notice all right this is the super secret spy way out so push button and leave this is how we’re gonna get the sniffers in also by the way so oh okay that’s too wide yeah yeah we’ll have to do some digging

And things okay okay oh god there it is again yeah well hopefully I distracted you for a bit from that pain dude they’re not gonna take us serious if you attack them wearing this what do you mean I mean is this not commitment to the cause have you ever

Seen commitment like this before honestly ain’t up here how did we get here come on let’s sit next to the sniffer and compare right okay yeah yeah exactly because it’s gonna be a perfect comparison I’ve got replay mod running let’s see if we can get some nice camera

Angles oh yeah yeah you gotta send me that shot later okay here we can still get rid of that sniffing at them dude we’re baby we’re a baby sniffer it’s pooping he’s digging us something up yeah look pooped all right um wait will you do this I need my butt where’s my butt

It’s turning okay here we go get rid of that rocket clear your hand you’re the worst sniffer butt that I’ve ever seen okay here we go look it thinks it thinks where it’s baby look at it it’s leatherness dude yeah like if I hold this look now start sniffing man watch it

Oh baby oh dude you can actually be the engine of our body you can just push forward and we’ll move this is perfect are we it’s working count okay do I have to look straight down I have to look straight down the back of your head is the top of the sniffer okay

Yeah there we go perfect oh my God look at the legs the legs look perfect I mean we only have two sets of legs and snipper of three sets of legs but it’s fine dude I mean if you it’s perfect just round a bit maybe what why am I getting

Into this so much oh my God what is happening we’re a baby sniffer dude from seriously from a distance we’re a baby sniffer I’m gonna put together a replay mod shot from a distance and you won’t be able to tell the difference all right it’s gonna work

It’s gonna work I trust you okay all right put your wings so now we need let’s go oh yeah we need snifferent we need sniffer so we’re gonna put some sniffers in the hole wait a minute like do we have to wear this now all the time

Because you have to be ready like I guess that is we are going we’re gonna go do some sniffer thievery now so we should probably yeah we have to stay as sniff instead just in case things go wrong I want my skin back I’ve got a lead by

The way for each of us all right I am I’m very prepared in this episode my friend as you can see oh it escaped it walked over the eggs it walked out man oh that’s hilarious how many years did Mambo have these were Mumbo sniffers right two let’s see pretty sure all

Right well here you go here’s a lead for you so you take that on it uh I think Green’s got a sniffer also yeah yeah he does down there all right dude we’re gonna yoil these two it sits on this one wide ledge here holding on for dear life this one’s

Called snot yeah we’re taking snot dude we’re taking snot it’s fine don’t worry kids We’re not gonna kill the sniffers it’s not gonna be fine what all right why are you saying that just in case you know just in case come on buddy I have no mercy with those come on

This is the first time I’ve ever interacted properly with one of these things they are ridiculous oh I’m so afraid I might actually kill it by dropping it down all these latches yeah man dude our own prank is making this task much harder than it needs to be to be honest yeah

Stupid eggs it got stuck kind of hilarious that sniffers breed what they breed from what they poop yeah it’s sniffers actually are quite disturbing creatures like I’ve spent quite a lot of time looking at them and you know thinking about them as you can imagine this week

It’s it’s the nose dude it it disturbs me you know because the nose is also the mouth like it looks like a mix of a donkey and a and uh you know what are these fox hounds it looks like that thing from Never Ending Story dude the Dragon Dog you

Mean is that what it’s called yeah now I want to sing limal dude stop breaking the lead sniffer idiot I I like sniffers but I’m starting to unlike them a lot I don’t know how you feel after this this honest I’ve started to hate in the

Moment you forced me to be a butt of one of them oh man seriously why do I have to be the butt though come on snot it’s not fair I mean dude I’ve you know I’m I’m the main spy so I get to choose which end I am do

You know that I’m tall and lanky like a giraffe in real life that you probably should have been the neck actually in real life okay at least give me that in real life I can be the neck okay if you ever no don’t say this this is

The kind of thing that ends up on a charity stream where you and I have to cosplay a sniffer dude it’s your fault no I didn’t you’ll be not gonna cosplay a sniffer then they’ve got to be like but it’s for the kids oh whoops we’re at the wrong

Eyeballs dude this way okay it’s the these ones I may or may not have thoroughly thought this three uh granted I’ll give you that um Are you seriously like we gotta sit in a hole with two sniffers pretending to be sniffers probably more than t-sniffers um

Wait is what I’m thinking I think we I think we’re gonna need more than that we need to make sure that we don’t get caught ever in any way doc so the more sniffers the better did is what I’m thinking come on snot come on dude here

We go oh look how happy he looks dude he’s so stoked to be here Adidas this is this is now Minecraft lore this is what a sniffer hole looks like uh doc where you at I can’t see you get through the Giants yeah man it’s not coming down how did

You come on dude I’m the sniffer Whisperer yeah all right there we go there we go oh my God this never actually takes up the entire tunnel it’s ridiculous all right Perfect all right perfect dude look at that that was Flawless all right doc so torch flowers seeds apparently that’s what we need

So you feed yours I’ll feed mine and now we can compare our our human sniffer with the sniffer baby sniffer like we can actually see how close it is wait did they prep out a new one yes they did I think I know we got an A

That’s interesting I got an egg dude oh yeah right we need to breed the eggs and then they will head oh do I what do I do with the eggs do I like put it down somewhere you have to put it down somewhere here yeah man we have to

Produce eggs oh we have to produce eggs together okay and now do we have to sit on it or something and it’s not like 20 minutes to grow up or something oh it’s gonna pop out of the egg yeah can we breed him again I do

They have a cooldown by the way they do okay okay interesting all right well I guess we’ll hang up here well while we make some more of these things but look dude like seriously it’s actually not that insane I’m telling you man like you’ll see when we have three or four

More sniffers in here we’ll blend in like nobody’s business they won’t even see us it’s gonna be perfect I know you know I mean it is hilarious but the sniffers also have such a huge box that you literally look yeah you can’t tell I’m I’m standing there is it a sniffer

Head is it me if my wings would not poke out like I would yeah do you take your wife you’ll look like sniffer legs look at this yeah if I come stand here take something out of my hand yeah yeah we kind of just look like sniffer Lakes

Kind of well like we look like a beard like on first glance it might actually work that’s why we need more slippers in here so that we’re always covered by a sniffer dude dude like it might actually be genius I mean look at me dude look look at me

I’ve Blended him perfectly look I’ve disappeared oh my dick kind of yeah but no no for real this might actually work like if there’s a ton of sniffers in here like it’s really crap it’s just in there but uh I like the random bee just it’s just why

Did you put a beehive down here um there was actually a reason I can’t remember why though um maybe sniffers like to you know honey is their thing maybe one of the viewers suggested something about it it was something to do with being a spy and

Being a bee or a B spy or something I don’t know oh the viewers are weird can you breathe again no you have to wait how do we know when our babies hatched um well there’s gonna be cracks and stuff right okay A little progress like

A turtle egg and then you know we can feed it speed up what are we going to name our child doc you and I have never produced something together before my God this is getting so weird dude like like it doesn’t need a name it’s it’s a

Sniffer hole you know if you name them they might suspect something they got to be mad that’s not is in here anyways that’s you know do you know that’s Green’s pet pet sniffer and he loves it yeah yeah um can we name it um John John yeah if it’s a boy we’ll name it John uh if it’s a girl we’ll name it Hillary What I guess are those two favorite names you would pick if you ever had kids John and Hillary really you’ll do that to your kids wow that’s just the first names that came to my mind this is probably why I haven’t produced any human children dude it’s probably not a good idea

Punished him with her name I’m sorry everybody out there named Hillary but you know is that a thing no but it is now I just made it a thing done with the heart and John and uh Hillary without any um any vowels just like this those are the names of our children dude

Look doc we made little babies I can’t see anything we hate to craft in there watch John and Hillary dude John and Hillary they’re born all right yeah there is two nice wait we can feed him this hello where are you oh geez okay I’m feeding them so dude stop it stop

Doing that we have to do important things like trying to pretend to be one of the babies let’s come on come on bud why would we they would come and join us grown-ups in here listen we have to make sure we look exactly the same look look

At this in F5 we’re exactly the same look wait this is perfect if they look down they will never know the difference look at this guy this is wonderful it’s working oh my God are you crouching wait crowd so yeah I’ve waited all week for this okay for this moment

Oh my God what am I doing here but I do like I’m thinking like seriously dude just now I wanted to feed you yeah exactly you try to feed me exactly yeah and it’s like oh this one doesn’t want some and oh it’s red it actually seems to work yes it’s genius

Oh God but we got four now how many eggs did you pull out while it was it uh quite a few I think they think there’s two more babies still coming yeah there’s two more still to come yeah dude we will not see anything here where are

You bro hello yeah that’s it hello hello I think you are hard to to keep posture you know like yeah it’s gonna be very hard wait let let’s go inside the pile can you okay yeah yep here we go oh dude I’m telling you this is impossible they

Will never will be invisible will be 100 invisible I don’t even know where you I’ve lost my butt where are you yeah I think this will work man yes I did something of value I’m so happy uh what have I like what if our lives become dude I sometimes wonder it’s ridiculous Doc where are you man hello hello [Laughter] where are you oh my God this is outrageous oh wait none died and I grew up I think oh I think I see your hand hello oh here we go here’s D come to The Beehive here we go

Dude there’s no way they’ll spot us uh yeah it’s perfect it’s actually worked out this is amazing how many did we got is it six yeah yeah there’s six here yep okay there’s lights this is perfect yeah if you hold the seat in your hand right

They will all come towards you then you like completely disguise just pile on top of you yeah exactly look at this yeah you did you’re invisible I mean if you hold shift you disappear you’re gone yeah that’s perfect I mean if I’m honest with you when like I honestly didn’t

Think that this was going to be of any value and I was just doing it for comedy but it’s actually turned out to maybe work yeah we’ve also never been in the more annoying place in my life yeah can we get out of here dude seriously hold on okay oh oh my goodness

By the way because we’ve been down in that hole for an hour so oh man okay okay but it’s glorious let me see can you hear them oh yeah oh it’s it’s they made maybe a bit loud but it’s fine uh it’s fine they just sound like this thing

Dude I think they will not recognize that nobody can tell if there’s more slippers like that you know it’s so new still yes you know so you don’t really know how to behave in the sounds like I couldn’t tell like if you stand here you would think

Okay yeah it’s probably a sniffer making these weird noises right oh yeah dude you can’t tell it at all actually it’s like yeah perfect [Laughter] oh yes okay all right well um listen dude there’s only one thing left for us to do really um went down the cursive oh God hold on

Yeah I’m not even looking at it dude I’m not even looking I I can’t be bothered right one more trip through the full immersion mode dude okay full immersion mate hold on do you need to eat hold on let me hit you once here we go wow it almost killed

Me wait I’m not wearing my armor you created me down to like this um we’ve got one more thing to do did we have to wait for them now so you know what I just want to ensure that every part of this laboratory is actually used before the end of this episode okay

Because I did spend the whole week on it do you want me to sit in there now yeah we’re gonna go sit in there and um I don’t know talk about sniffing I suppose um we discombobulated we filled the pole with sniffers and now there’s only one

Thing there today dude and that’s just to relax have a cigar and um yeah you gotta you gotta swim dude professional Minecraft here we go here we go here we go sometimes it doesn’t really deploy properly maybe we can talk about Minecraft bugs while we wait oh we can

Yeah we can talk about Minecraft bugs they’re the worst yeah the end oh man anyway doc thank you for helping me make my episode I’m not gonna do any more editing this is it so sorry viewers this is what you get hahaha we’re going back to 2012. one one take episodes let’s go

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