So I annoyed my minecraft live stream…

I hear a cave what do we find oh my god what’s this you can only save one pig wisely which one do i save guys with about the diamonds look how cute the dog looks we saved the doggy oh that’s so cute So i tried to make my minecraft live stream as mad as possible i set up an entirely fake minecraft world and the tactic was to do everything wrong like uh letting my dog burn hitting my head on blocks spamming annoying sounds but i also switched the minecraft

Textures so i could do things like feed a parrot seeds and it would die instead of a cookie the mission annoy my minecraft viewers as much as possible in stream how triggered would people get watched to the end to see the reveal also there’s camo players hiding throughout this video so comment down

Below if you see them 10k likes for a part 2 and subscribe if you’re the percentage of people that haven’t my channel already it helps out a bunch all your diamonds will also burn in minecraft you don’t want that to happen enjoy the video i have this minecraft world right

Now which i’m trying to start doing a solo survival series playing on the objective with this kind of stream series right is you guys get to choose and decide what i do so let’s say like uh you guys decide the type of house i make you guys can choose

Let’s see i don’t know if i get pets if i build a water fountain like anything like literally anything that is basically the principle welcome all right perfect um we have a lot of goodies we have a cow farm you’ll be pleased to know look at all the little

Cows running around in there get some more of these goodies boop okay perfect i don’t need that many trees i may as well keep some wood for when i actually need it so i can replant the saplings time to build folks time to build let’s make um start with a house you

Guys type in chat right now the type of house you think i should make what type of house should i make give me suggestions we’ll make some doors as well that probably is a good start um and actually be successful you know you know you know what creep is coming inside

Your houses that’s never a good thing i should make um chests i should make chests that would be probably a smart idea where should we we should place the chest and then build the house around the chest that’s probably the smartest way to do it a mushroom house you guys say

Uh vintage house that’s kind of cool i like that a manga’s house yo say pegasus but replace the p with an m mega sus um treehouse i could try and do a treehouse let me just try and let me just i’ll build around the chest at least that’s a good start

Okay let’s make it let’s make a tree house um that would be good uh let’s build it around we’ll we’ll round our chests that is a big idea a tree house you guys most people said tree house um we’ll place the tree in the middle then perfect that is the tree house

I like the house it is very very smart we should probably leave space to the door i like my house we need to we go wait wait the tree grew already bro that thing grew fast lord almighty okay well we have a tree house there you guys go

Now you guys chose how i built the house um you guys get to decide what i built next as well i need to get i need to get a better axe that would probably be a smart thing to do here mobs i hear mobs quick oh god there’s a skeleton where is it

I need a crafting table um again why is it in the wall what else should we make we should make always make 26 doors okay um fix the door oh god i’m sorry i’m sorry i’ll fix it it looks awful it looks actually awful like like genuinely that looks freaking

Awful there we go we got the same wood now my bad okay my bad eats it’s going down quick my food is i can’t keep eating this rotten flesh there’s a lot of animals here goodbye pig that’s what we need uh there’s a creeper oh god we don’t want

That that’s not the pig i’m looking for that’s not the pig okay that’s fine goodbye skeletons skeletons oh my god i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying this is not good i am not prepared for this i have not got the right gear

Get back inside i can’t do anything there’s too many mobs okay that’s good let’s get away from all these mods i want to go to the forest and get my wood oh god oh god oh god oh god wait i’m trying to stall my inventory it’s a mess

All the wood in one spot and then all the other stuff out the way oh christ there’s a dog oh did the dog just get hurt oh the wolf can we tame it we have a ton of bones from the skeletons oh my god yes okay that’s good little donkey

We got our first dog i’m actually happy oh my god what’s we name it we have to give the dog a name what do we name him folks type of greg greg the dog all right greg is a good name greg greg is a it’s a cute little because

Craig is a cute dog named i think boosh let’s go greg let’s go okay we should um can we breed the cows over here we can’t i should make a farm as well that’d be smart come inside greg you he’s coming in he’s coming in

Oh his eye we should oh can we even change his color the color of his collar greg has a yellowy kind of vibe i like that yellow my yellow is greg oop that’s good okay he’s got a new color as well we are we’re doing like a diy makeover

He’s rocking the yellow pretty good i like that please people people bullying me in chat oh god did my anvil where’s my anvil go did i oh is it bogging out at bugging when they start when you stack anvils for some reason they um make that noise

Okay let’s make it let’s make a um a little dog kennel we have wood a nice little house it’s kind of tall but um this should work let me put the slabs on top where do my slabs go i dropped them oops wait what that’s not a slab

Is that a slob i did make slabs oh that’s fine okay perfect well the roof looks kind of weird now i don’t know if i like that um there we go a little house i like it greg come here greg go inside the little channel oh we should name him i have a

Name tag from a um spawner greggy the dog oh my god there we go greg greg i love you boosh greg let’s go okay good name there’s greg where is he there he is boosh i want to see a great girl beloved spam let’s go there we go he’s chilling he’s chilling

I should make a farm so we get enough food as well so i can breed the cows we need to give greg some friends he can be friends with the cows i guess um let’s get a water bucket there we go let’s go okay um there’s a ton of grass we can take

That’s good okay should we go to the um house and store our stuff there’s a ton of things in my inventory i know people don’t like disorganized inventories i will fix it folks what what’s happening there we go okay i know why the game’s bugging out for some reason

All right let’s organize the chats we oh we already have signs anyway okay let’s call um this can be like uh we should have a chest for like blocks just like darts dirt and stuff like block slash i guess like tools maybe we have tools in the bottom part and

Then we can put our um farming stuff up here that’d be good okay let’s go okay uh store what’s up inside here um we got a few blocks perfect okay let’s put a sign on this one uh we should call this like um miscellaneous okay uh that’s good we

Have better food for our dog that’s good all right all miscellaneous um block slash tools uh stick that in stuff um that’s good okay wait you’re a wandering trader here somewhere there’s a wandering trader wait where is that villager i don’t know where it’s coming from so i’ve partnered with apex gaming pcs

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You’ll see what i mean when i say cool designs trust me you’ll see what i mean where’s my dog okay wait wait wait wait where’s greg where’s grog greg don’t fight back i can handle this my own he’s chilling he’s chilling oh something enderman oh oh god uh make a bed quick

Quick quick quick quick quick make a bed why was it not working wait why isn’t the bed working is that not how you make a minecraft bed okay i need bone me i can make white walls oh god this is not good um wait let me make

This into wall let me um kill some of these good oh my god there’s so many mobs the stormy mobs i don’t want to die there’s so much going on i’m sorry they broke my doors my doors got broken oh my god there’s so much happening help

Help help help help oh god oh god um oh god the storm is on there’s a whole swarm there’s a whole swarm where are they coming i can’t even place the beds oh god i don’t even have my doors the zombies broke my doors down where are they yo where are they coming

From it’s holding my door it’s literally holding my door oh nice and peaceful quiet all right let’s just sleep to get this out the way we can get the night out of the way where can i sleep the tree’s blocking the bed i’m so dumb move to bed move to bed

Is it is the torch in the way yo how am i gonna i can’t sleep there’s no room in my house why can’t i sleep why can’t i sleep in the bed i’m inside my house why can’t i sleep there are too many oh there’s too many

Monsters okay that’s fine that’s fine i can get rid of them goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye yes we’re winning now we’re winning let’s breathe the cat wait can we we can milk the cows if we ever get poisoned by the spiders and stuff wait i can eat the wrong flesh and drink

The milk to go to the poisoning that’s smart that’s smart yes um we should go mining because i need a lot more oars um if i get lapis i could give him my dog a little blue collar that could be the way to do this let’s go to the mine my mind is

Somewhere i have it over here um i normally go to the same cave but we have larvae as well which is a massive pogba’s moment uh where’s my dog there’s my dog here i didn’t bring him with me ah okay well greg greg is back at the house right now folks

You can’t miss him too much he’s chilling he’s safe um greg’s challenge i was a bat wait you can only save one pick wisely oh god which one do i save do i get the dog or the diamond you can only you can only save one pick wisely which one do i choose

People saying the dog but there’s a diamond though i want the diamond the dog is replaceable diamonds aren’t safe save the dog okay i’ll save the dog i’ll do the good thing i’ll do the good thing i’m sorry i’ll save the dog okay the dog’s saved wait are the diamonds down there

Yes we’re going we’re going give me all the diamonds in the wild i can’t be dumb right now i have to be really careful get the diamonds be careful be careful okay if we get close and put a platform um we should be able to get to them i hope no

Mind the area i’ll get all the diamonds that’s good take them all okay let’s go how many we got nine from that that’s good let’s make um uh okay uh place what do we craft with um woods okay we need to pick we need sticks i’ll be smart

Yes diamond pickaxe let’s go we need to i want to see greg again well i want to see greg greg’s back at the house i think someone’s asked for greg it’s yeah okay let’s go back to the surface i don’t like being down here go

Back to the surface if we can get a parrot we will be able to scare away any mobs as well where is a parrot where is one you’re so good i could never yeah i um i try and be good at the game i say try because i’m somewhat limited yes

I’m so unlimited um oh god i could be bro i could be evil right now i could be so evil tied two in chat one in chat if i should feed it the cookie two if i shouldn’t wait there’s more parrots though there’s loads of parrots that’s what we need

That’s a massive parrot that’s a huge it’s a big boy power at that one should i feed the cookie i’m kidding okay i’ll give it i’ll actually give it the seeds i’ll give it the seeds i’m sorry i will give it the seeds what yo yo fully though what just happened

Oh we couldn’t we could make another portal that would be smart goodbye get some more wait do we we can’t make obsidian do i have buckets i do i have enough buckets that’s fine let’s go oh boy oh boy help greg greg stay back stay back greg sit down don’t

Don’t come in the lava push him back okay he’s he’s fine he’s fine greg okay safe from the lava that’s all we needed oh no wait did i just lose my stuff what’s the most official way to make another portal i don’t want to be here for 10 minutes trying to make this

What how does dream do it in the efficient um way an l shape how does that make sense ah wait can i try like this that’s good that’s good okay thank you very much an l shape uh what excuse me yo water doesn’t work like that what oh my god no

All right let’s say i make another portal apparently oh boy um did he mess us up wait did he mess us up i think we’re good we’re good we good hey let’s get greg to come and like chill everyone loves greg greg gets back greg stay away from the zombies

Don’t do it no no no no greg greg help no no greg don’t do it he’s on fire no water water water please no no he’s dying water water water water eat eat eat eat eat oh my god he’s alive why is my why am i not healing my health is

Literally not going up help okay i have too much junk too much junk um get all the junk out of inventory string we don’t need any more string we don’t need any more string oh boy oh boy oh boy that’s fine that’s fine okay we’re good we’re good

Go back to the um to the base greg you coming oh my god i’m an idiot i’m an idiot we’re out of here are you here for greg’s life no you shouldn’t greg is safe greg come inside the house let’s go greg let’s go let’s go

All right i’m gonna get some water real fast this red bull is not good it dehydrates you brb Okay folks that’s good wait what wait wait wait wait wait where’s greg greg oh he’s here he’s here he’s here feed him feed him feed him food oh my god something’s happening there’s something’s happening that’s okay i need to i need to fix the

House i need to oh my god greg greg no no don’t do this don’t do this get to the water get to the water get the water that’s good greg go in the water wait no that’s the lava hold up dig the water this way that should work that should work

Greg yes he’s safe he’s safe great get inside get out get outside away from the lava okay oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy boy boy no no no please please wait is he is he under how did he go in the lava he wasn’t even

Next to it he wasn’t even like craig greg greg i just want to hear his spark one more time well we have no dog now we have literally nothing left how did that happen with the space of two minutes i had everything and now nothing

Oh boy oh wait we have our cowl still do we just make a new greg greg can be a cow now this cow is greg we should get we should go we should move our house and get crops before we leave that’d be a good idea there’s a cow here as well

Oh boy we can get the carrots and stuff that’s decent why do cows always jump on cows are so annoying sometimes should we just kill the cow we could why did he go wait i swear there was a cow here yo i am i actually okay am i actually zoning out to the

Point where i’m not seeing what’s happening i have a lot of under eyes anyway it’s fine we didn’t lose these at least i just let’s go to a cave wait how is the grass on the grass on the grass am i just going to find nothing what

Level am i at i’m at um 14. should we go back to the southeast let’s get back up that was pointless wait i wonder if this can help they’re not throwing they’re not even throwing what they did they did oh my god i wasted like tons i’m gonna question if he actually knows

How to play i do i do i’m gonna play minecraft i’ve played for like 10 years no like seven years did i bro yes we found it we found it that’s good get rid of it yes it’s gone it’s gone we’re good we’re good there we go we good we good we good

We’re good i can’t hit them i can’t hit them die yes they go okay i’m a pretty oh my god the lava is spilling as well that’s not good there we go just go just go through the portal i don’t care just go through that wait wait wait

Wait where where are my eyes i swear i had more eyes i’m an idiot i’m an actual dumbo shoes go through wait can i even try i don’t even have enough eyes oh here they are i dropped them like i’m an idiot i’m an idiot yes that’s good that’s good oh my god

We have way too many as well that’s good there we go let’s go through the portal um my minecraft crashed yo yo bro i wait why is the screen grey well it’s just it’s literally crashed it’s like no it’s not it’s an overlay site got you idiot so i’m kidding

It’s got completely bamboozled