So I Beat Minecraft With Wooden Tools

Every video you make is a gay video what No welcome to San Andreas I’m CJ from Grove Street lands at the heinous gangbangers he called basically chat I think the bow is gonna be used a lot in this run specifically against the inner dragon there’s a boat count as a wooden tool

Though I count as a wooden tool you make it with stick just to lay a snapshot yes I figured it might be making the game a bit easier for this run plus I want to do it on like the latest version of the game really they call me

The wooden man chat hello we found a portal but uh not really really the most oh I can’t use that can’t use that stop touching we need to go walking around now chat we need to look for a thing that could actually give us some loot oh come on that child

Was a sitting up here bro he was towering over that man yo battle time die die die death kill need blood this doesn’t motivate me I don’t give a [ __ ] if you believe in me yo the timberlands of the vanish oh yeah a lone spider more like it give me string for

Fishing one of these days chat I’m gonna change my youtube intro and it’s not gonna have the San Andreas song anymore Are you proud of yourself are you proud of yourself I hope you’re proud of this next one – wait where can I go should we just go straight here okay more like PO game all right I know right please save me dolphin I’m drowning I really didn’t

Like that a pogchamp video if I’m being real what does every video you make is a gay video what no I’m making a new world don’t give us wooden tools speedrun number percent 67 I have tears in my eyes I’m gonna cry I literally cannot understand I just don’t understand

I tell chat to make me gay and then the homophobic Trident bearing zombie kills me how I killed so many animals dude I’ve got to do all of that over again it wasn’t supposed to end that way Chet I should have just gone in the boat you

Know what they should do in this game they should make it so when you hit a horse it turns around and just bucks you went in the back of your head and you died instantly I poke you like a book and quill maybe a little bit of ink sack

You dude poop bed poop bed bottom text yeah we can make a helmet or we can save it which I’ll probably save hello what’s the first one cat fire aspect and that was not the best I think it’s physically impossible of you to stop swearing poke I can do it

Watch I’ll stop right now you won’t hear a single swear come from my mouth poke safe wait wait no no get a horse you know I shall name you Dorothy come Dorothy you must write off see a village Dorothy let’s go kill everybody and take their resources Dorothy you dumb bhadori

We just need one more score that is the wrong score Dorothy I don’t quite know if we want to risk that that guy saw me it’s okay though I don’t mind up skis up skis if we’re out these food and jet they go wild how wild ooh he’s a frog damn it

This way I’m will Turing let’s go a little meatball man zoom zoom zoom here he go he do be kind of waddle in dough they’re very handy look at the gold they make cute little gross noises I like it lead me to victory your name shall be

Known as Humphrey we may have to move out of the way here uh Humphrey oh my god you’re really zooming calm down here to kill me you told me Paula man I don’t know where we can go from this point you’re going to suffocate me if you’re

Not careful bud oh he knows what he’s doing he’s a little speedy boy how do I get the saddle back by the way chat is there even a way to get the saddle back what happened to him he’s a husk you don’t know wait wait

Wait hold on you tell me how to kill him but I need this Humphrey say it ain’t so I don’t I need the saddle chat I can’t I’m sorry little meatball have to I’m sorry he deserves so much better but he would want me to continue

The journey my poor little baby boy he was a little meatball he was beautiful he was handsome even in his darkest times but he got us from point A to B and he even saved our lives ignore the bullying Polk ignore it back to the radiation uh grounds no more

Nagging life we arrived at the next part of our mission meatball boy aka Humphrey don’t worry I won’t fail you oh we gotta be careful here okay there’s no way I can get back by the way but we’re not giving up this world chat

We still a bunch of iron you know an egg won’t we got to leave him behind sorry or her sorry sorry Dorothy I’ll see you in the next life sweetheart I am The King of Comedy what I deem unfunny is the truth and nothing but I have the

Book of comedy gold right here at my disposal I will rewrite comedy itself why is there as a single piece of hay just chillin there ah this is the new snapshot that you can use a hoe to break hay holy Brandt Louis Speedy Gonzales over here my flash out here [ __ ] up

The timeline again goddamn Quicksilver sweet dreams that made of this looking [ __ ] go hildog um I’ve rotten flesh I don’t you can have a piece of chicken good boy now don’t go in a breed mode off that’s what I say to my boyfriend okay thank you for sharing

Oh we got a diamond hit him dog yo actually based nice one dog huh why is there a creeper just [ __ ] vibing over here bro you need a lift bro who’s who could it be whose toes are those who who’s that grape right there Sugriva who is it dinnertime

Whoa who is it dinner time ooh oh I think it is whoo whoa whoa whoa how much to kill your dog you think I’d give up come on it’ll kill it right now Adid Oh that sounds bad actually enchants with Armour will be the best I don’t know how

I’m gonna get an anvil but I’ll figure it out I’m sure oh look at that see buddy we can’t do [ __ ] with it no man hey there we go we got some that’s what I’m looking for okay get back over here am I done with you yet yo he got

Obsidian come on bro come on come on come on you can do this make me proud brother man yo bro does be based for once in your life please dude here to help me assess outstandingly but still please yo not bad not bad piggy boy what is in

Here obsidian we did it we gonna get into chair table you were here Chet you were here for it I shall call this one Fabio I don’t know why boom boom boom boom BAM javi oh where you going don’t die you idiot we don’t have lapis we can’t even get lapis checked

Oh my god what the [ __ ] yo hurts ow look at him go what oh no am I gonna totally behind Fabio already Fabio this might be your time man I don’t think you jumped that man I’m gonna be real heck man I have to push them no we’re not

Gonna able to bring him with this chat we can’t bring him with us you’re very fun to have sweetie you can keep the armor bye sweetheart aha found you dang it no lapis it’s gonna get a teeny tiny bit of iron here oh not good hey there’s diamonds

Let us realize that see if this works then your soaping seemed it worked yeah we got we got them back basically oh my gosh it’s a monkey what is it gonna be power one it’s almost broken dude I may not have played UHC like at all or

Anytime recently but I know my stuff I know what I’m doing jet we’re gonna go back I’m gonna try and get some wood somewhere else unless I can find something up here it is a crimson forest hiding up here I don’t know who knows I’m gonna say [ __ ] a chat you will never

See this done in vanilla ever you will never see this dude in fact I’m gonna name it penis boss all right let’s head in can’t find lapis dude it’s too much oh my god it’s so fast Jesus look at this I shall name you Hubert I’m back [ __ ] you can’t hurt me

We got through a chat but here comes the next hard part is getting home oh good boy okay not so good boy am i kur if I’m correct yes we got back actually think we’re going backwards like yeah we are we’re going the way we came Oh

Fabio my son he waited what a good boy holy [ __ ] actually is under this island are you kimi not bad sharpness three wooden sword let’s go whoa holy we just found a ton of books unbreaking sharpness three two more books fortunate – it could be unbreaking could be good their protection three we

Can put that on the chest plate easy we’ve arrived I’m breaking 3 I’m gonna want that at a sword that’ll be good against the Enderman or not the Enderman the UH the guy we’re ready to go let’s go another tough shot gotcha I’m barely doing damage to this dude Oh No

Good geez I can’t reach it mother Oh who didn’t even need the gavel chat the sword didn’t even break