So I finally play Minecraft for the first time…

I have never played Minecraft so I invited everyone in nerdcore to come play with me and find out how I went from here to here on my first day in Minecraft so I spawned in pretty confident knowing I need wood first of all however I didn’t know about bees oh they’re angry

They’re angry they’re angry so once I finally escape the bees I made a crafting table and basic tools and explored the area oh this is cute I also tried making a shield but just ended up making the door I killed some sheep and made a bed and then I went on an

Adventure to find a place to live now the jungle was the perfect place for me to build my home because I want to be secluded I’ve seen what happens on these Minecraft servers and I know there is a war coming so we will call the jungle our home

You know what it may not be much to look at but it’s mine while building the house I found a couple of pieces of iron so I decided to make my first Iron tool cheers yes my first Iron tool was sheet remember I want to remain as hidden as

Possible so I covered my entire house with the leaves of the Jungle oh and I finally found out how to make a shield it turns out this little recipe book is a lifesaver with the house sufficiently hidden it was time to explore the cave beside me now you’ve probably seen this

Stage a hundred times where you get some coal you get some iron you get all the other materials that you need however I have never explored a cave before and there is a lot of stuff down here spiders skeletons creepers zombies skeletons with creepers zombies with skeletons sometimes a bit of everything

Nope nope nope but there is one thing that you can find in caves that everybody wants wow [Applause] now all I had to do was figure out how I’m actually going to get to the diamonds took a little bit of fall damage and I ate the rest of my chicken and after some very careful parkour I made it they were in sight the diamond

And we did it my first ever diamond in Minecraft and then my second diamond and then my third diamond and then my fourth Diamond you know what this Minecraft thing is easy I don’t know why people say it’s so difficult content with my Expedition I decided to

Get my butt out of there on my way back I found these blocks that I had never seen before and I tried to mine them but I couldn’t get them with a pickaxe and I couldn’t mind them with shears so I decided to ask the Discord for help the

Response I got wasn’t exactly what I was expecting so you better not ask a duddle my ass out of there at this point I’m completely lost and I need to get out of this cave oh my diamonds but first may be a pit stop oh did I mention my sword broke I’m not

Running alone food I really should get out of here how much do I trust myself to explore the mine all right to the Mind see in my head I thought I might find some bread but in reality I just got attacked by spiders I of course mind a little bit more diamond

More diamonds yeah I think this was the exact moment I was like yeah let’s go home well I do not know how to get out of here but to be honest with you I’m just completely lost so I started digging upwards 20 minutes of digging I finally found some daylight oh damn it oh wait I can tame you I have a bone I have a dog that’s right as soon as I hit the surface I found myself a dog but that added something to the to-do list I need a name tag let’s go I made it and after our first Adventure we got some coals some gold some irons some copper ten diamonds and

A bunch of other materials we need I was pretty happy with myself so with my brand new Treasures I made myself some iron armor and a diamond pickaxe okay and also sword because you know mobs are a thing and then back into the cave once

Again to get some more goodies so I must be terrible at directions because this is definitely not where I was before and I have never seen anything like it so I found an underground cave with lots of like glowy Vines what are these uh you can find axolotls possibly down there

Oh how do I how do I train a get that you put them in a bucket oh that’s that’s what I came down for iron for a bucket now this is 100 something I’m gonna add to the to-do list get myself an axolotl let me just look how cute

They are look at those squishy faces oh you’re so squishy who’s your good squishy boy so I headed back to the surface and I used some of the leftover leaves from covering my house to build myself a shelter for a farm because this food situation is ridiculous why am I

Always hungry in this game we finished the day off by doing a little fishing and then I noticed something in the water what is that What is this little thing we put our new friend in a safe place and then we lug off for the night and that concludes our first day in Minecraft foreign