So I joined a Hardcore SMP… (Minecraft One Try #1)

So the other day i joined a voice chat and said hey how are you and initially some random kid goes oh my gosh that’s why and bam i will survive to a popular smp anyways here’s what happened do i try to introduce them to the cnb

What is this arrow j iron is this like a crypt what is going on there’s like a wait is this this is like a funeral grant am i desecrating a funeral ground oh my god so this is like a wait hold on they actually like a cemetery for the people that have died

You’re telling me the people that are garbage go here this is not the occasion chad we are not someone has escaped basically we are starting a cult today lack of talent is joining me on this event he’s joining me in like a few minutes but basically here’s the deal cnb is a very

Unappreciate or underappreciated you know organization is it even an organization no no i’m wrong it’s a lifestyle it’s very underappreciated so lack of talent proposed what if we start a cult i’m like what is cnb and now i realize what it is and i’m regretting everything they said

Something about their being like totems at spot what wait can i just take all this stuff is this mine i think they said something that you can take a totem of undying if you want it spawn but you already know you already know we are that one boy that like you know

We guys we don’t take risk if we’re dying we gotta make sure we stay dead you know we’re not gonna come back dude that’s for casuals if we die we’re we’re staying dead okay i’m gonna be honest me getting dragged into like a cmb cult out of the order that that’s not

Very much out of the ordinary like that that’s like just like a thing that happens on a daily basis apparently dude my chat is less is less surprised than me they’re like yep that’s just typical red behavior and what are you talking about you you thought he would be a normal person

Nope this man this man is the type of guy that wears a red sock for appreciation on the internet you already know oh oh god he’s here he’s here i don’t know if they like clarified if you’re allowed to kill these animals but they’re just casually a bunch of

Animals here are telling me they’re supposed to just live hold on maybe i can like breed maybe i can like breed a bit see i just take the seeds nobody will miss the seed see we we just populate the earth a bit see we’re doing god’s work and then we

Just smash it through them after make a stock and sell to people that can work too that could work too what would we call it okay there’s dogecoin there is bitcoin what what is something else can we like go around giving like red wool to everyone and just call like um

Blood coin let me let me just massacre these hands stock coin oh yes i actually like that saw coin dude no not dune coin saw coin we will go around selling leather yeah we’re just gonna make a giant leather farm right and then we’re just gonna sell

With dyed leather boots we’ll get like you know like what red dye i’m hoping i can see this is a hardcore run so guys can we place our bets what is the odd that i can get over to those red flowers pick them up and come back

And not die immediately like place your bets i’m gonna say it’s like a 25 to 75 percent chance operation get the red dye we’re starting the suck coin see chat i i don’t think you guys understand but we are making oh see this is what i’m talking about

Odds are i would fall down there and die but you know i’m kind of smart like that so nope i may just be a very pessimistic person but i don’t know if there’s like much i can do without like dying i feel like compared to everyone else on the server

I feel like i have like a very amplified chance of dying no matter what i do i’m going to be honest i’m not like done like an s p in a while but but i am confident that lack can teach me the ways they didn’t really

Give me a guide on the server they’re like okay you you’re whitelisted have fun black is saying i’m deafening has he been trying to contact me this entire time didn’t tell marriage gang true hey we’re dude hey question um well actually two questions um are you uh do you think virginity rocks

What do you mean like just like are you in support of virginity uh i mean is there any other lifestyle i mean dude i play minecraft all day i know i i don’t know if yeah so then that leads me to my next question how the are people having sex alone

Because apparently that’s what my chat does okay you could do that that’s what i’m saying have i been missing out hey like you like pick me up there’s like there’s like oh i’m kind of evading problems real quick i’ll be back in a bit uh oh what kind of

Problems are you evading is the taxes i can help with that uh maybe it is the irs i don’t know i didn’t want to check but there was another person all the people on here are usually pretty peaceful i’m in someone’s house right now come to my house

I don’t even know where your house is can you like come to spawn and like show me the way i’m like yeah yeah yeah they’re like beds that spawn okay you know what wait what huh dude time is going by like 90 miles per hour where are you where

Are you there’s a person there’s a person where where the spawn i i’m at spawn what part of spawn are you at the spawn for dunes i i’m by the big nether portal in the middle of spawn where are you dude i’m literally at the netherport what are you talking about

I don’t think we’re at the same spawn oh oh there’s a town that most people live at there’s literally like one house here the rest is like just a desolate wasteland are you talking about um oh yeah come to 533 300. you want me to wander out into the wasteland

Just just walk here it’s not that hard okay they say 500 300 500 300 yes oh god oh god i’m following them bless up the enemy of freedom oh god oh god they’re on to me oh god blank like what what what there’s a person following me i’m on my way dude i’m

Walking i’m coming i’m on my way why do they all have told him someone dying in a store with one life because it’s a hardcore world right and so but you know if you die the totem prevents you from dying you know there’s a thing called skill

You you can just kind of like you know oh i see this giant what is this i just found this like fortress of solitude yeah that’s where we are oh okay okay i see how do i like enter this oh hold on there’s like a little jump i

Can make perfect i have bypassed the defense line i i am here where where are you turn around why oh hey lank hey dude you’re looking mighty fine with that suit man dude dude i heard we were gonna do some business deals today so oh dude wait liar catch up

Hi um so i wanted to show you my nice humble abode okay um so here’s here’s where i live um that last rule you know really important but i thought people said they could have sex by themselves i don’t know how people have sex by themselves i no one

No one has explained that to me can you explain that to me or doom take my meat oh this is pretty nice ben okay okay um hold on wait there’s one missing one second i don’t want your immediate reduns i put our beds together there is one rule look man i’m just saying

I’m just saying look look look look like hear me out hear me out just because it says no that doesn’t mean there could be like you know that the special friend fun buddy cuddle time right and look look just because we’re sleeping together doesn’t mean we’re sleeping together you know right

Anyways some people were saying we could maybe make a sex dungeon below the house Thoughts oh you’re telling me not in the house but below the house precisely all right let’s do this get down here right now I’m ready i’m gonna go figure out how to make a stone cutter you guys have problems with the how did you hit yourself are you trying to don’t do not kill yourself under barreling out i want three hearts right here come here come here dude armor is for casuals what are you on

About what are you talking about we’re in hardcore you can’t just screw around like that hardcore dumb core okay look man oh you die dude i play skywars all the time i only die five out of six times okay katie’s like point six dude shut up i’m grabbing you some

Stacks of iron to make you some armor Hope you’re good with that all right yeah yeah what’s up oh who’s this this is a person that followed me earlier dude they gave me this here you’re going to eat it i have one you you probably will need it more so than me what are you on about dudes you’re kind

Of prone to dying dying is a natural part of life like but i i i i i appreciate your gift it is it is uh it’s an it’s a nice gift take this in return you you can use those for uh did you get so many seeds

Do i really need to answer that i would prefer that you answer it you growing are you growing weed radoons just accept my seed and that is all you need okay you don’t need to like think i don’t want to accept your seed dude then why are you making a dungeon

To understand what sex alone means well i understand it when you could you know that that that wasn’t very nice i literally gave you my seed i gave you i held my seeds in the palm of i did not ask for it look man sometimes

They don’t ask but you give it to them anyway okay that maybe maybe not that fast like that last part but what i’m saying is you you should be grateful man can you explain to me what the word consent means i’m literally giving you seeds they’re literally just

She’s to grow dude that’s all that’s all i’m doing is there like some bigger picture that i don’t understand i’m literally just trying to give my friend some hard-worked seeds i don’t want your seed reduced what else am i supposed to give them too i don’t know do you have a girlfriend

Or something that person did give me a total of what i’m dying no no no no no no no no no no oh hold on i found someone hello card on that girl carved with an extra s hello here take take those thank you okay see he see he’s grateful he said

Thank you you just figured out sex by yourself for dance that i don’t know what i’ve been talking about farming what wait we’re doing that you thought i was talking about sex do you even know what that is i play minecraft all day and work on the videos every now

Like once a month do you think i have time for such petty acts dude i didn’t even have a girlfriend or a boyfriend but you know time will come time will come but you you thought i was talking about sex this entire time you are disgusting i thought you were

Supposed to be a pg wholesome streamer what is this black you’re gonna be proud of me probably get a girlfriend hmm what did you do now did you get these you gave me iron any second now we look at this man transportation you took the stack of iron i gave you

On a hardcore server and turned it into a minecart system what else was i supposed to do let’s just come here just dude i i have my robes i am fine here radiance take that take that and put your totem of them dying in the other slot please wait what thank you

Dude this looks disgusting dude no it’s not disgusting i don’t like it beneficial i don’t like this hold on where the couch dude you are prone to death i’m gonna get some prada leather boots thank you very much give me one gold boots see this is dude this is

Where it’s at dude i’m rolling i’m i’m rolling in drip you did no damage you’re you’re forcing me to get are you saying i’m sassy you’re forcing me to dress myself you’re you’re you’re considering my seed sex when i’m literally just giving you farming mechanic tools things would you consider me abusive

Dunes i mean you did just beat me a lot the owner of the server is telling me to stay in this house will you are you british will you come help me hold on i’m making a transportation system that doesn’t interfere with the motor traffic can you ride this

There’s no powered rails radoons what do you mean there’s no powered rails oh so there’s there’s this right no no no is this what you were looking for yes it’s kind of small did i tell you i brought some stuff to really pimp this out

I i feel like oh okay okay tripper pull we want i i don’t have any more iron i gave you a full set of iron armor where did it go oh the armor ah i still have it i just don’t like it iron is much lighter than gold dude are you good man

Yeah but this looks fashionable man like you know like i’m pimping in the chains man when i come down walking down the streets your homeboys will be questioning their authority and their domain i just need a lot of leather okay why do you need leather my reasons

Are to be untold for now but it’ll be a very good it’ll be a very good reason i’m telling you right now but you’re gonna have to give me some leather like all your leather i literally everything i own is in my inventory in in this house it’s a business venture and like

I i can’t what do you mean a lot look dude dude dude this is dude i i dude i’m starting a startup company okay and i need a lot of leather i don’t have any leather for you 7 50 okay i’m going on an expedition i’ll be back later link

All right enjoy join back to call when you’re back i’ll be working on the dungeon you want to be honest chat i don’t think that dungeon is as pg as i first expected it to be i’m gonna be honest i’m learning new things about lack as we speak

But i i need to go over get some stuff from this guy and uh i don’t know we we need to get some leather it’s important black is working on the dungeon but he doesn’t understand the bigger picture okay he doesn’t understand the coin okay he doesn’t understand the

Sock a lot of people on the server kind of kind of like but i don’t know there’s some chill people here and there he said he had some cows and if i come to his base he will give me cows and leather it’s kind of like that thing like you know um

Whenever you see a stranger on the sidewalk you know like if they have candy nine out of ten times they are very true wait is this am i in the right location oh my god okay serif hello hello how are you hey i’m good how are you i’m doing quite

Fine and dandy so i i heard you in some leather yeah i have a bunch of cows over there and i can grab you some leather that i have in my base um you can just get started killing some of those if you want you can borrow this sword

Oh okay unless you have like a looting sword or anything no borrow that i just joined i i’m basically broke if you want i can give you some of my old iron armor if you want no i have a set i just like to drip more

Okay i’ll go grab you some leather you can get started killing some of those and i’ll meet you back alright sweet okay i’m pretty sure this violence is at least like one pedo like violation here i know 100 here’s 43 leather oh perfect okay okay yeah let’s see listen listen listen

Basically there needs to be like a mandated like you know like a official economy on the server and like what i’ve realized is like it’s just a barter system now and see i’m an economics major i study this word like hold on oh yeah i’m a businessman you see oh oh yeah

Exactly okay yeah i am a businessman dude i i do stocks i’m presenting this new idea right speaking of dogecoin i feel like we need a new cryptocurrency or i guess this is more like a tangible fiat currency but i got i got here sock coin do you

Mind if i try like a sample you you can try that hold on okay yeah okay yeah awesome awesome awesome they they are pretty damp oh you weren’t supposed to know turn around this is like okay you’re good good this is a small business business exactly exactly this is like a private

Business venture at the moment i’m trying to get you in on this because at the moment like i don’t want to say the word but this is kind of like an inside trade affair you know i’m like i’m just telling you this the saw coin you like the

Socks i really like the socks oh perfect okay okay so like the less suck right yeah i’m thinking if we make this like the official currency on the server i will i will supply the currency okay i will be the bank i will be

I will be the hub and you can use it for whatever you want i don’t know you can use it for stuff and return you give me all your precious resources uh what what are we talking about here well well i mean see like there would be like

Of course like a like a valued system to like calculate how much it’s worth so i’d say like one sock is like worth like you know at least five iron maybe like one diamond and like you know a few gold here and there you know oh you already have one sock that’s like

Worth like two diamonds right there oh 100 100 dude you’re rich so like what i’m saying is what if we just make this like an official like economy so are you talking about like a partnership i’m thinking more like i supply you with the socks and you give

Me all your resources i think this more sounds like a scam i mean i could give you a second sock for half the price okay how about this how about you give me some time to think about it at least um if if you need i can continue

Breeding some of these cows for you you can continue making some of your thoughts as you will you get a down uh down payment on the investment now right if you change your mind i will allow you to get a refund okay okay okay i will supply you with a

Few songs now okay he wants me to sleep hold on okay um i i don’t have an extra bed i’ll just all right that’s fine okay you see these socks that i’m holding right yeah right they’re pretty nice socks 100 100 you want the socks

Yes yeah yes i want the socks okay so i will give you the socks i will give you i will give you a bulk startup order of the socks okay at a uh 50 like um actually actually that may be a bit too much 25 discount

Yeah so like basically the the price for socks will be about i’m thinking 10 iron per sock so i will you you give me seven uh seven iron and i will give you a sock and i will give you like a bulk of socks now you have two socks but see this is

Like you want these in bulk right so you can like buy one thing here buy one thing sure so like either like either like yeah seven iron or like one diamond would suffice Now now you have three socks you want to buy some more i i think i shall i i think i’ll i think i think i’m good with three socks for now okay okay well if you ever feel like getting a refund right like i’ll be around like i’ll i’ll be

Around oh yeah and if you didn’t realize the sock i’m wearing on my face this is an actual sock chat and you sarah this is a sock i wear socks okay i like stuff okay this is like my entire identity at this point i will give you a minecart as good will

Okay and yeah awesome see i i live with the lack of telling it’s like tiny bass we’re building a sex dungeon underneath it’s gonna be great but uh yeah oh yeah um i’m not sure sixteen-year-old me is ready for is ready for that i’m just gonna i’m just gonna chill in the

Compost bin yeah neither was that i was a big i was a bit concerned but he seemed very excited to make it so i guess like i mean i’m his roommate so i’m kind of like you know dragged into this i’m i’m a bit more interested in like

You know starting a soccer empire but yeah of course of course i would much rather the sock empire over the i think i’m gonna go back and uh go on my quest back home but uh thank you for investing in the sonic empire thank you for the socks i appreciate it

They’re very of course red and nice yes of course have a good day black card no there it is this is me i may have scammed a guy you scammed some i’m scamming someone right now as well okay i’m on my way i got my

Yacht dude i’m rolling in the cash i got like eight shot kinda dude i’m telling you like i got like a diamond eight diamond or like eight iron dude i’m rolling in the cash oh dude i may have just stolen somebody’s diamond sword why are you out here stealing things

Look man he gave it to me i just did not give it back i completely broke it cha i just realized something he he literally stole my he literally stole my sword dunes literally stole my he stole my sword dudes that’s so bad that’s so bad why would you ever steal

From someone dude i’m a capitalist it does not mean thievery isn’t that exactly what capitalism is how much do you know about communism i literally call my community the red army are you a communist no unless if it means i get all this stuff if i’m the government then sure i’ll be communist

Oh my god what is this hey lack yeah can you come down to the uh the basement yeah yeah here i’m on my way hold on give me give me one second are you um do uh what’s going on oh yeah yeah it wasn’t complete i have the thing to complete it actually

Here try it out Ah yes goodbye all monetizations on twitch are you not the same man that was in support of earlier what i was in support of giving people wheat seeds black are you good i am fantastic pristine 10 out of 10. okay uh do you want a sock

A sock well technically it’s two it’s a pair of socks but yeah right here come here number one you’re gonna have to pay for them this is like going to be like that three 38 iron through the socks thanks you got us to realize that you’re not even wearing them dude

Hold on no put them on put dude put them on hold on just just give me just give me what time about it i’m about to pull a business on you you’ve never even been understanding of how how high level this business play is about to be all right you ready you

Spend a stack of iron on socks and you’re talking to oh you’re right you’re right only 40 hours stack of redstone you’re right shut the [ __ ] up no hold on hold on i’m about to i’m about to do a business give me one second cars cars no no cars

Look listen man i i have you heard about stock i’m building this like you know the sock empire right it will be the new currency you know it’ll be the fiat currency on the server right i guess a feat currency in other words basically you see i

I am putting together an economy of socks like a like a fiat currency or a feed currency i guess in other words you put that in your head i i only work more i i i have one of those fine mine’s only limited edition one out of one

Limited edition the premiere red october the premiere right out of october okay hold on let me let me take a look at these one what’s that look i’m i’m looking around for a lava bucket they’re not even red they’re like pink i made them yeah no wonder dude they’re not even red

Dude look they’re not even red you should call these freaking like sharon noble march i don’t know they’re like radioactive man they’re one of one makes special color tint to match the netherride armor of yours carves can i try them off this armor is great yeah yeah you can try them on

That does not look good dude those will literally give you foot fungus i’m telling you right now you want to know fun fact they’re based off the socks you sold me radians so are you saying your socks are going to give out foot fungus dude those are

Being chemically altered what are you on about those are glowing i i dude i i gave you i gave you ordinary socks that you wear you know like you know during the christmas time when you’re like you don’t just like relax in front of the fire that right there

That is like something you saw like in world war one that you got trench foot from dude carbs you should not have those on for much longer or you’re gonna have to like carve your feet off or something they’re a little bit like big yeah i have a smaller size

Yeah here let me take them back if you don’t know special shoes like this oh okay listen listen i’m selling them at a discount right now because this is going through the economy this is not only a sock this is experience of the economy right you’re going to be

Able to like buy stuff with these okay say goodbye to like bartering with like you know like like non like yeah what’s called elastic prices right like these don’t worry these will fluctuate so like basically what i’m saying right these aren’t just shoes like those those aren’t pink decembers right these are socks

Okay they are much better like they keep you warm yeah they keep you comfy you put them on whenever you want inside outside you don’t have to take them off to be like impolite or polite what’s that brown stuff on it so like the bounce mud

They may have been used but that that is don’t worry about that look look they are still very authentic but what i’m telling you right is that yeah they they i would sell them at a discount price of seven iron seven or one diamond you you can make your pick

I’ll be one time let me just slurp real quick one diamond okay yeah sure that that could work look look you buy my red octobers i’ll give you the bacon bag are we just gonna talk about the fact that nathan went inside our house you took the creeper out

That was my pet what i didn’t take it out it was for me nathan went in his house he probably saw it through the window telling me like right next to where we were living there was a yeah i put my pet creeper in here i did

Not know that shall we make the trade deal real quick uh yeah okay okay pleasure doing business i feel like we’re slowly over time building an economy here and i think it’s going great i mean like when i say we’re building an economy i mean we’re more like

Eating the rich what can i say i’m studying construction management i’m literally dude i am literally going into the like the arts of flipping properties okay we’re doing great [ __ ] i don’t know i don’t know people like fear for my sanity like half the time when we’re scamming socks and stuff

Dude it’s all just did i just uncover the secret to like the national treasure hey lack oh yeah um uh i think i uncovered did you hear all of that what did you hear all that or what black i think i uncovered the national treasure

Where are you dude where are you oh i’m by myself wait what wait we’re doing this what what’d you find i left for five minutes and you got thrown in jail i built this house i don’t know what happened black i’m just gonna we’re dunes we’re dudes we’re dudes

We’re dudes we’re dudes i can’t even find out about me being alive oh god no god please sir are you wanted by the government or something what did you do dude i i think they figured out about my scam hey like i’m gonna have to head out for a bit

Clearly the government doesn’t want me here uh i i think i just like escaped my own public execution i think i’m gonna go and live with my friend for a bit who’s your who’s your friend that will remain um uh dunes it’s only been one day how have you made enemies with

The entire server i don’t understand either like i was literally just selling stocks for very inflated prices and for some reason the government’s after me now hey sheriff my guy my guy yeah yeah um the government’s after me i’ve been i’ve i’ve heard that you’ve been um kind of supposedly quote unquote

Scamming other people as well why um we have we have a little bit of snitches in my chat if you will what do you mean some some some spies if you will um some some intel that i was given um the the moment that you supposedly left this vc you said

Boys we scanned him scammed him or something of that matter do you have anything that you would like to say about this i i don’t understand sarah i feel like we’ve had a pretty trustworthy relationship who are you going to trust the people that have been loyal and

Watched you for like years at this point or the guy that you met like five minutes ago that saved you from a zombie i’m i’m pretty sure i would choose people that have been like loyal no no dude listen listen listen they just want to sabotage it and make sure that like

You know there’s conflict like look look man i’m coming to you in my time of need the government’s after me look i sold them a sock just like i sold you a sock i i told them i took well i told you i didn’t tell them i told them like i told you

That like literally you can get out of this if you want like i i can let you get out of the deal if you want like look i’m that confident that the stock is that necessary but like if you want out like i will give you

Like an out but dude i i need your help right now the government’s after me what’s going on what’s going on brief me on what’s going on and then i will take necessary i’ll i’ll i’ll take this i’ll take necessary action i think there’s i think they think i’m

Scamming them well i mean i think it’s pretty obvious that you are scamming people no i’m not scamming people are you okay okay um people people are asking us to sleep uh do you want do you want to take this inside yeah sure i just need a place to lay low for

Now you know produce my socks Okay how about this what if i give you like maybe maybe like a stack of wheat and then what i can give you is i can supply you with two of my cows if anything if you want to you can take two of my cows you can go

Anywhere somewhere like maybe like 200 blocks that way or something like that and then start your own kind of like cow empire start like your drug business i don’t know what you want i don’t know what you’ve got going on with the sorry fox business just just the stock empire

Okay so you can take some of these cows you can take them over to your sock empire quote unquote and just mass produce them there’s actually a lot of room kind of like down that way um i’m sure you could figure something out uh down there you can build like a little

Hot on the shore oh sorry sorry i was i was about to hit you with my meat but oh yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh we’ve only been talking for like five minutes ready take some time my guy sorry take some of these cows build your sock

Empire and everything everything is fine and dandy you’re you’re hidden from the authorities and then i you owe me for the future i can sell you back those songs and we can we can be best pals and ious are in the into the thing in the thing all right

Yeah sure yeah sure like i’ll buy the bank of socks yeah sure okay if i take like two x or an iron now i will give you in the future you will give me so may 15th i’m going to come into my base every single time every single day i’m

Going to see this sign and remember yes my my guy owns me what a single diamond for whatever kind of pyramid scheme that he’s got me going into i have more than enough iron so like you don’t want to take it i’ll come by for the cows later if

That’s fine okay yeah um just contact me um i will help you transport them safely i would like to say that it’s a pleasure doing business with you but i can’t necessarily say that it’s been a pleasure so just um business with you i’m just trying to

Get to florida okay please do not kill me in the process but okay did i find florida i need to invent florida i do not think oh perfect okay okay okay we need to address something all right let me just like finish up the beach line real quick and

Then i will address it guys who the [ __ ] snitched i’m asking right now i’m not angry but there would definitely be severe punishments who snitched okay who just went to sarah’s chat and said listen man he’s scamming you don’t trust him guys i trusted you if anything y’all are

The real scammers well i think his viewers spied on us dude that that that would make a lot of sense hey guys oh hey hey we’re dudes we’re not doing anything hello hello uh i’m running away from the government dude you’ve been on this server for two hours how uh

Apparently tax fraud is not legal here like i was i witnessed my own public execution like like half an hour ago what have i missed you were literally there you were the one that swung the freaking lava oh yeah i was that was definitely worth actually

Dude i’m on the run now guys it’s swagger souls he’s running away yeah but i i i am i’m inventing florida how do you invent florida i thought it was pretty self-explanatory we’re gonna we’re going to figure this out because clearly clearly people don’t like us hey would you guys like to uh

Like you know visit florida at some point i’m kind of lonely If you go to the guy that you know tried to scam me and then take a left i think you’ll find it there we go yeah it looks can’t get in and dude that’s what the slams are actually a defense system against tom i’ll see that’s what i’m saying

That’s what i’m saying dude it’s all it’s all it’s all part of the plan okay You