I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather no I got a joke for you guys at any given moment [Laughter] I thought you’re gonna end it at any given moment and then walk off this is my step ladder you are such a good Friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one lifejacket just say the punchline thank you please I never knew my real life I find these jokes a lot funnier when I just don’t say the other happy all right everyone this is Jenny I mean Should I tell some jokes oh maybe you should let’s let’s hear it flat let’s hear it all right now I did a warm-up for this and everybody everybody seemed to agree oh my god that’s a lot of people everybody seemed to agree that it was a lot funnier if I just didn’t Actually tell the punchline yes what’s so funny Throwing acid is wrong I’ve spent them I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriends killer oh wow I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy where there’s a will I’ve just written a song about tortillas my wife just found a door a paste our bed with the trampoline [Laughter] [Laughter] and shag say mama to The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself say what you want of course I should clean my windows [Laughter] flat so it’s the only punchline the potato should go in the front [Laughter] There’s no domestic violence going on [Laughter] all right that’s enough today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation I hope that when I inevitably choke to death [Laughter] [Laughter] all right I’m gonna this is gonna go on forever if you guys let it yeah we Should he literally can’t run out of jokes that split in half how his pits are gonna get a job now you give me a riddle right now just off the cuff uh riddle a real ya give me a riddle riddle me something I’ll riddle you this so there’s a there’s a green Door uh-huh and only certain things can go through this green door all right Travis you didn’t actually like give me any room to think it was you though there’s a statement do you know what that’s what we call statements we call a statement you said a sentence that had a Period at the end there was nothing to it yes okay so in this green door only certain things can go through it right so if you do so if you do start naming awesome things I can tell you if they can and can’t go through and I need you To recognize this pattern in which what and can and can’t get out can I go through you’re speaking Spanish now [Laughter] bombers and I’m saying yeah yeah bumblebee a bumblebee can go through this green door Travis mm-hmm can you go through I cannot a an oboe the musical Instrument no I cannot no Travis I’m at a loss here I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know what the riddle is yeah so do you want me to tell you yeah you got to tell me your your brain is about to explode at this answer okay so the thing There’s a pattern to this okay mm-hmm the things that can go through this door if it has repeating letters right next to each other like green door the two E’s next to each other green can go through the door but door can go through this green door because he o anybody’s Supposed to know that yes hey tech nobody can’t tell you a riddle okay so there’s this green door alright okay this is the worst riddle of all time this glass could actually go through the green door you really like that riddle don’t you hey Tecna blade a cowboy rides Into town on a Friday [Laughter] [Laughter] isn’t that just dissin that simple what’s the trick normal this one of those I was I thought it was one of those like horses name things but then it’s like there’s no there’s no twist it could just be the day I don’t think he gets it well they call you Travis mr. Green door you can’t even go through that but I’m the one who made the door you know what it reminds me of actually look some pants like that what the [ __ ] was that rosy tour on Schumann no table Amano from Miku Jesus Christ I’m not done Now say sora wa sugoku jin desuka go to restaurant order food wise the Chinese thank you for the raid voiceover Pete it’s good to see you oh I’ve words for Pete do you what do you want to say ro genoise d’Oro me Yoko tawa is she not me Sue she me me is she me ma su I anyone know I said what you saying old man go lay down and Road and die rat stupeed for pete’s sake you guys have a good night enjoy your night plays the Seinfeld theme Andros credit so you can inter stream that way It occurs to me that I haven’t actually liked Eden food today and I 34 p.m. I’m not gonna be able to turn it off now how do you turn it off this is our life now [Laughter] Video Information
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Schlatt tells some funny jokes. Streamed live @ https://twitch.tv/jschlatt
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