So Minecraft: Story Mode speedruns exist…

Minecraft story mode is a game that exists and people actually speed run it yup i think you know what i’m doing today so we start the speed run as soon as we start a new game and we get some backstory oh yeah none of these cutscenes are skippable because they’re

Pretty much the entire game but i’ll lightly go over them as we go through the speed run so you won’t have to suffer through the brilliant dialogue as much as i did now to start in the past there were four heroes that work together to defeat the ender dragon

They’re called the order of the stone and they’re pretty cool so we learned that story and then it cuts to us who looks like this a very drastic difference now this leads us into the main gameplay of choosing dialogue options but of course we choose the quickest ones funnily though this often

Means we don’t say anything and we give beautiful moments like this But we have a group of me a guy named jesse my friends olivia and axel and my pig reuben we’re preparing to go out to a building competition where if we win we get to meet one of the four heroes gabriel at a convention called endercon so the characters talk about this in

Some of the most awkward dialogue of my life before we decide to build a fireworks stand with a creeper in front of it and have a training montage Yeah this is actually the worst part of the game it involves mashing the q key over and over to do actions it’s actually kind of painful but we become stronger i guess still not really sure why this is going to help us with our building but whatever it’s time to go to the

Competition and once we make it there we see our arch rivals the ocelots these are a group of black people who are just as good at insults as they are building well well well if it isn’t the order of the losers the fail squads here we argue a bit with

Them tell this person our team name and finally get to our build site but of course the ocelots come back and give us some more of their amazing insults that really hurt me endercon doesn’t allow outside food or drink i’m talking about your pig but our friend petra comes to rescue us

Because i’m pretty sure the ocelot’s leader lucas is into her now petra is a cool adventurous girl and lucas is the only kind of sane member on the ocelots and they’ll both be important later but this helps us make up kind of careful what you wish for

We’ll see about that quick little rant at this point in the story jesse is actually the most unlikable protagonist i’ve ever played as all he does is complain be bad at everything and does this creepy smile why does he look like this he does get better as we go through

The game but right now it’s just kind of painful anyways the building competition starts but not until after we get this amazing scene handshake we don’t have a handshake so bad who thought this game was a good idea then our team builds our creeper firework thing which prompts one of the

Ocelots aiden to throw a hissy fit and almost kill ruben so i go after my pig while my friends stay back to protect our build here’s where the real spooky part of the run comes where we walk through a dark forest slowly it’s legitimately like two minutes of this

But eventually we find reuben and get attacked by some mobs i thankfully have a wooden sword to fend off these creatures only to have it break after a bit just when i thought jessie couldn’t get any less cool after a bit of being pathetic we get saved by petra and she

Invites us to come into a cave here she lets us know that she has a wither skull and is going to be selling it later at endercon for a diamond which i feel like is a really low price but go off petra she invites us to help her sell it for

Some reason and tells us to craft a new sword with her materials this is uncomfortably slow to do but i might just feel that way because i’m a speedrunner after we get out of the cave we make it to a bridge and get cornered

By mobs so we jump off we also get this beautiful scene because of it my character is so suave a bit later jesse and petra arrive at endercon and get ready to make a deal with the shady dude petra’s talking to ivor but not before some more beautiful

Awkward silence clips we could have fit more fireworks in there somewhere [Laughter] after leaving my friends we go into a dark alley which is a great place to meet someone you’ve never met before but we don’t see the buyer and petra goes looking for him of course this is when

He shows up and we get treated to one of the best interactions of the speedrun give me one good reason why i shouldn’t walk out of here right now well i’m a very busy man but as everyone expected once petra returns and we finally make the deal we

Get scammed so we go after him this means we get some more totally fun walking scenes experience some awkward situations and threaten a butcher who’s trying to chop up ruben this is getting kind of morbid for a minecraft game eventually though we meet up with our friends and find the scammer again only

To see he’s in the vip section we get blocked by this dude and just watch the clips [Laughter] no tickets no show but that’s okay because we learn he has an irrational fear of chickens so we’re gonna exploit it we build a slime cube to jump off of while recruiting the

Lucas guy we met earlier then jesse jumps off the cube we made and destroys some dude’s chicken machine yes you really can’t make this beautiful storytelling up now once we make it into the vip section we see that our culprit went inside a door so we follow him into his creepy

Library basement here we talk about the morality of stealing and then do it multiple times and see that ivor has three wither skulls in his possession so he’s probably planning on making a wither kind of messed up ivor then comes down to the basement and we do a little

Hiding before directly confronting him seriously why did we hide for a full minute if i was just gonna come up to him anyways and blow everything but that doesn’t matter because we got like five people and a pig surely he can’t get a whoa he got away and made an iron golem

Why are we so bad at this thankfully everyone but lucas escapes the iron golem and we decide not to go save him because that would be too much work instead we asked the hero gabriel to help or we don’t really ask him more of this question do you have for the mighty gabriel

Well we’ve got a very long line here our friend lucas is in trouble and we need your help it seriously never gets old but before we can get him to save lucas ivor comes by and it turns out gabriel knows him why ivor is angry at

Gabriel and wants to prove he’s not a true hero so he makes a full-on wither with a command block inside of it cause apparently ivor knows how to code in java yeah my twitch chat came up with that one so yeah that gets unleashed starts killing some people and gabriel

Is powerless against it ivor tries to prove that he’s the real hero and can stop it which makes zero sense because he was the one who created it in the first place but he also fails because we stole his potion earlier yep we are directly responsible for this monster

Jesse then tries to use the potion but the wither covers its command block so we kind of just lose guess it’s time to run we all run away while constant death is happening around us like i can’t even count the amount of deaths caused by ivor but eh who cares not like they’re

The main characters anyway oh yeah also lucas somehow made it out and he gets mad at us for deserting him with an iron golem which you know fair but we say he’s a nerd and keep running away here we get to another exciting part where we run away from the wither storm it’s

Pretty much just moving left and right occasionally pressing the e button but i guess it’s pretty fun better than listening to jesse talk anyways and eventually we make it to gabriel’s fortress but for some reason decide not to close the door a couple people in our

Crew are able to make it to the nether portal but the wither storm starts attacking us gabriel tells us that we’re the person who needs to gather all the heroes even though jesse is probably the worst person to do that and gives us this amulet that he says will help us

Before telling us to find some temple that will lead us to our destination after that the wither storm kills some random people and almost kills petra but we save her before getting violently whacked into the nether portal so this is our group now it’s kinda lost the two

Best people but whatever we then have some fun arguments about leaving petra behind even though this dude axel went into the nether portal first we were in danger while this dude was chilling with my pig and he has the audacity to call me out for not saving everyone oh yeah

Here’s where we start learning about how awful the character ax was but we’ll get more into that later for now ivor makes it into the portal as well and has some witty banter with the team i’m saying she’s stupid and then the portal breaks so looks like we won’t be

Seeing petra anytime soon at this point ivor leaves us because he doesn’t want to get seen with my team of losers which fair but we decide to do what gabriel wants and find the heroes so they can help us destroy the wither storm to get

To the temple though we need to go on a roller coaster ride through the nether but it’s not really a roller coaster ride it’s more like a torture device there are big drops parts where we would die by lava if we miss a switch and the spinning part i really don’t understand

How all this is necessary but at least we get to have fun while almost dying we also get some more quick time events where we need to hit the gas breath back at them which doesn’t really make any sense because how are they even keeping

Up with our card in the first place but whatever we made it back to the end and jesse gets to say this line you know how you have those experiences you remember and reminisce about for the rest of your lives yeah this isn’t one of those it’s never

Discussed this ever again he’s so cool anyways we go into another nether portal and we’re finally in a safe spot well relatively safe spot we decide to make a tree house so we don’t die from mobs and get to see why i really don’t like axel so i’ve already said well then maybe

This is the temp i’m being sarcastic he called me stupid no i didn’t but you wanted to no i didn’t i have cookies one for me one for olivia one for jesse give me give james axel and one for reuben sorry lucas i only have four yeah he’s

Just so much fun to be around but we wake up the next morning and it’s time to find the temple that gabriel was talking about jesse does get the chance to talk to lucas about last night though and just watch this sorry about all that business last night honestly i’m just

I’m more embarrassed than anything else why is our character so socially awkward but we find the temple and it has to be one of the most obviously booby-trapped buildings i’ve ever seen in my life just look at all the dispensers but of course my pig gets scared by literally nothing

And runs right into a pressure plate which sets everything off here we see jesse be surprisingly nimble even though he’s proven to be trash in every other situation and he somehow survives i then need to craft a fishing rod so we can hit the pressure plate again and stop

The trap so we can keep going after that we make it into a library and learned that ivor the weird old man who basically started the end of the world was actually one of the heroes that helped defeat the ender dragon who could have seen that coming but we don’t care

About that too much because the speed run is almost over all we need to do is place the amulet on this pedestal and solve a simple puzzle this reveals where two more of the heroes are at and we decide to go after magnus while lucas and olivia stay back for petra kinda

Upset that i’m the one that has to do all the work but whatever i guess we finally end off the speed run after getting a glimpse of chapter two and that’s our time 1 18 19. oh yeah i am 100 not doing a speed run of the full game

So sorry if you thought i’d torture myself like that but hey we got like third or fourth or something not exactly sure because my timer was with loads instead of without but i don’t really care we did it finally please subscribe if you enjoyed and check out my twitch streams