SomeOrdinaryGamers – Muta takes on Artifact (w/ chat)

I haven’t signed into YouTube particularly because I kind of wanna I’m doing an experiment to see how [ __ ] nasty the YouTube [ __ ] like a recommendation just found out but search up artefact in the game category are you [ __ ] people are streaming porn on Twitch yeah I talked about that wait yet

Hold on a second am I even allowed to show this [ __ ] artifact twitch hold on how bad is it right now so basically for those of you don’t know artifact was a game created by my valve that was basically let’s be [ __ ] real here artifact was a way to get money out of

People right hey you want to get some booster packs kiddies you want to get some [ __ ] booster cards for your for your video game well hey like I bet you I guaran-fucking-tee when they were [ __ ] sitting around let them good old with some good old-fashioned nasty delicious [ __ ] video game creative

Juices they were like oh man dude let’s make a card game it wasn’t to make the best card game it was just a [ __ ] microtransaction people it’s not let’s not act like it wasn’t so I’m actually trying to see where artifact really is can I just ctrl F this [ __ ] show nut and

Shaft goddamn he has a [ __ ] horny today Jesus Christ it goddamn trying to show you guys artifact and where’s everyone let me let me kind of see what they’ve got over here all right [ __ ] is this dude [ __ ] are we looking at alright so they’ve got this is the artifact page

On light on twitch right now hope having a good night about a great night bass kicker thanks for the to door movies and TV shows well these porn is not on Twitch all right so we’ve got can we finish halo 3 before we find out what a [ __ ] Savage

What a [ __ ] Savage Jesus so the matchmaking so the matchmaking is so dead on [ __ ] artifact that this dude’s tried to finish halo 3 what a savage what a [ __ ] serious dude that guy’s a [ __ ] boss dude goddamn dude you’re a [ __ ] savage nice title homey goddamn those [ __ ]

Gorgeous this guy’s just good how ok I’m gonna put some bets down all right I’m gonna toss it he’s probably gonna finish a low three before the [ __ ] match gets family was probably nobody there wicked wolf night I thank you very much thank you for that this game cost

Moenay’s you know what’s funny he’s playing like a piece of [ __ ] like in the corner but he’s got like a really [ __ ] amazing game to balance it all out I got a love divots probably my favorite new streamer all the sudden I’m gonna [ __ ] wait can I just follow

That guy I think I can do hell yeah drop that follow baby hey wait does he have a wait a minute does he have a [ __ ] does he have twitch prime can I give him my twitch prime oh he’s not partnered that’s [ __ ] nasty dude that’s [ __ ] I

Wasn’t gonna give him my twitch prime it’s [ __ ] up should I had might watch prime dude I would have given it to him hell yeah brother Jesus looked a [ __ ] I got Napoleon Dynamite artifact memes send links to watch cool cat saved this guy streaming the cool cat movie better be

Careful their buddies might be a little illicit Thank You minecraft has to make an appearance dude I mean goddamn alright so I’m kind of skipping through let me just close the stream by the way artifact no no no a Tashi streaming anime yeah we got anime she feel for

Chernobyl so they’re just streaming TV shows so wait you’re just allowed to get away with this [ __ ] now I thought wait how the [ __ ] isn’t back then on Twitch I got a slap on the wrist for sleeping on stream yep the [ __ ] can stream Napoleon Dynamite

Dude what the [ __ ] is is do I’m just gonna make a new twitch account and just start streaming movies I mean evidently you could just [ __ ] do it it’s not like they’re slapping you on the wrist like these guys got like 317 viewers playing Halo 3 before they find them I

Mean okay that’s not violating copyrights but this guy can get away with it dude [ __ ] that I’m just gonna I was gonna stream random [ __ ] goddamn no [ __ ] it so I sleep on Twitch the one time so I’m doing like these [ __ ] 48-hour streams I don’t got some gals of Scott thank you

Dude man you guys are [ __ ] into that toes life I’m not doing any of that and [ __ ] toe [ __ ] you want to see some softcore foot fetish porn there there’s a there’s a category on Twitch you should go check out there god damn in fact I guarantee you might find

Something I would type in like foot fetish here let me help you guys foot fetish hold on hold on hold on relax relax we might find foot fetishes relax there’s no foot fetish oh wait no people people are having mukbang foot fetishes oh yeah yeah did grief he leaves was she

Gonna show me feet dude hold on no she’s having a [ __ ] mukbang but the wait wait what kind of a discount mukbang is this are you [ __ ] real or it’s out of [ __ ] mukbang you’re eating a slice of pizza you sit on a throat of [ __ ] lies that’s not a mukbang dude mukbang

Is like that korean eat everything that’s all I can I see your toes for fuzz oh god you’re not seeing no toes boys you see in [ __ ] mukbangs right now that’s is that a kid how are you even old enough to stream on Twitch I get caught for sleeping on stream yet

These [ __ ] eating slices of pizza wait a sec the only stream they have what the [ __ ] foot fetish God you show me some foot fetishes dude wait what are pee there’s a role playing parts of the stream have been muted for copyright [ __ ] okay or dude are they playing dayz and [ __ ] 2030

What what the [ __ ] resolution is this dude I can do this is the PowerPoint version of Daisy what is this houses a foot fetish you’re lying all of you are lying this ain’t a foot fentanyl is this is a foot fetish the lie all of its alive did

Smokey the cans like told you wait where’s the toes meme coming from do you think the [ __ ] wings of redemption Street you think you’re gonna get some [ __ ] toe action going on the hell’s wrong with you goddamn claims like wheezing this is Kerala wall street you say I’m gonna [ __ ] show some toes

Show some furry [ __ ] get Annie goddamn that’s miscreated I mean this game looks like disco dude this game looks like a discount unity daisy clone like is it actually decently I don’t know but but goddamn I can’t find toes on Twitter you know I can’t find toes I can’t find me

Some [ __ ] toes you people are able to find oh my god I found toes did I found toes stopping on the artifact haters with our sick stinky Souls oh no they’re actually – what that’s not available you’d stop dude I just wanted to see some [ __ ]

Toes it what it was a channel dead for showing no they killed the channel for toes what what you can’t see toes anymore oh that’s just wrong do they won’t even show you toes you can’t see toes dude that’s [ __ ] up I just want to see some [ __ ] toes right now dude

What the hell is this what the [ __ ] Oh what her feet not allowed what I gotta wear like a foot heat job before I can dude that was [ __ ] up you see how like elongated some of them toes are dudes I’m big that’s on big toe action dude

Let’s just analyze that [ __ ] dude goddamn where the [ __ ] are the toes we’re the toes add where the – is that all dude i zoomed in too far i went too deep dude that’s all that’s how [ __ ] massive toasted you have 22 people looking at some toes that’s all

But i thought that was an epson printer for a second she’s got some barbecues out there some – those toes are [ __ ] out of place so i’m just saying man it doesn’t messed-up toes dude well it’s a premium snapchat [ __ ] ten digit ten digit feet or something like that bear I

Mean I’m being real though I just wanna see if I see some action I didn’t get to see foot that’s [ __ ] up that is [ __ ] up dude it’s some gnarly [ __ ] toe action that’s some gnarly total action dude nice to action look can I say but yeah that’s artifact dude I mean hey Let’s not let’s not [ __ ] it wait how is a game free to play is artifact even free to play though like what is it free to play now store let’s go to it can I what is artifact about is that free can I get artifact hold on a second let’s

Try to [ __ ] figure this one out artifact I can’t even spell artifact right god damn I’m a [ __ ] [ __ ] $27 what wait a goddamn minute what wait dota players will receive a one month subscription to dota plus unless I’m seeing big anime titties on that [ __ ] I

Probably ain’t go [ __ ] with that I mean does this game just not look like a goddamn Micro trance dude they’re literally showing card packs on the [ __ ] like one of the screenshots is here’s the microtransactions you can buy thank you what the [ __ ] did you want to unbox

This kitties hell yeah dude hell yeah Elya brother how does the heart valve find a match dudes I saw I mean this screenshots a [ __ ] lie you know what I mean cuz they’ve already got like what three that means they had to have play three games and won them so it’s like

How the [ __ ] how the hell do you even get the match in the first place [ __ ] trying to finish halo three before they can get access to the game what the hell okay what the [ __ ] is this oh man you guys like one card game how you play three at the same

Time dude it’s like nah dude okay there’s a [ __ ] MOBA game and then there’s playing yugioh three times in the same moment in time okay they say when we played you do back in the day all right you’re trying to summon Exodia in that [ __ ] all right did we did we

Have three different matches of yugioh that’s some like [ __ ] south korean esports gamer [ __ ] all right what you [ __ ] talking about dude damn this is one weird stream snail it is one weird streams to talking about if we got some toes we got dota we got artifact so what

Happens when you got artifact brought in there bro well my streams always die cuz I probably say some yes 76 on Metacritic dude what [ __ ] [ __ ] rated this that I looked I love how like four of my friends already owned this and one of them has tears for their eyes like it’s

[ __ ] like they already hate their life because of it do I dare do I dare by artifact I mean as a man who’s bought fallout 76 I feel like a [ __ ] if I didn’t buy this do I dare do I dare purchase artifact I mean it’s only gonna

Have no goddamn no one likes this [ __ ] you know at least fallout 76 does have something going for it at least it does dude keep me out of depression do I thank you Andrew I’m glad I do thank you me lots of J station video they see J station is free entertainment artifact

There’s like [ __ ] [ __ ] ball torture except I got her Pam theme well I guess not up the ass you know 26 bucks ain’t so bad