Speeding Ticket in Minecraft 1.16 Speedrun LIVE!

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You know how it is you know how it is hello everybody Welcome to the stream it is currently a lovely Wednesday in the year of November and um today we’re going to be playing that good old Minecraft she no I didn’t no but yeah uh Minecraft Minecraft speed runs Minecraft

It’s it’s speed it’s speedrun again why you post a stream on YouTube one minute ago why why not why why wouldn’t I why would why wouldn’t I advertise my stream on all platforms that I have clown on huh gee I I I wonder you know I wonder

What month is this 2023 right yeah you know how it is anyway uh Z Bruns Brum Brum spe okay hold on music’s broken real quick let me there we go hey hey hey this fish is still here shut up that what that’s nah that’s prej dude

Come on that’s not even him dude that’s not even him that’s not even him uh now does this work ah okay it does cool awesome all right all right all right we’re resetting all these worlds now one thing you guys might notice in the top left of the screen I’m almost at a

Million resets that is a fat [ __ ] horse right there Jesus um maybe we’ll hit a million this this this run and maybe I’ll actually PB in this million you know who knows who knows it’s going to be like the um what’s it called it’s going to be like when the kilometer like

Thingy on on the car you know reaches one mil and it’s like oh my God it’s such a such a celebra get the [ __ ] you know how it is that’s just how it is this fish is actually like bothering me a little hold on let me let me reduce

The opacity of it um fish uh fish opacity has been set to barely visible you guys know he said but I don’t I don’t think he’s got to be much visible I’m going to be honest fish fish fisheron fish that wasn’t the right one sry all

Right so you can barely tell the fish is there barely ever so barely this actually part of a huge video I beat every one okay you’re actually kind of close uh every Minecraft seed I want that’s a challenge I’m looking to do oh my God every single seed imagine if

Every seed every seed was in the same world huh yeah no I I it’s in the works it’s in the works it’s the works it’s got to make such a banger Challenge and then the novelty runs out after like a second Wahoo weo bling anyway there’s nothing

Here huh huh huh huh there’s nothing there there’s nothing at all zombies or ghosts uh I got to say zombies have their charm you know you know mhm yeah me making this to YouTube video dude it’s it’s [ __ ] speed running there’s no way I can make this watchable

Dude come on come on come on oh some tortillas I think they’re pretty good you know got to be like one of my favorite um ways to enjoy an assortment of meats and and and and you know rice and everything it’s pretty good can’t hide from the French uh actually let the

French come to me all right I I get so much ad re that you say Come to Me Hit it here Oops I keep I pressing the wrong [ __ ] buttons I haven’t streamed in a while okay don’t worry don’t don’t worry about me don’t worry about me don’t worry about me uh blink anyway H I don’t know what the wheel means uh that’s the pie chart it lets me know exactly um there’s

Something nearby and I put the fish on there so that it distracts you guys even more oh no one’s no no no one no one will tell if that’s a block entity or a various entity or unspecified you know whatever it is anyway yeah speedrunning

Again wooo I have ideas trust me I I definitely have ideas I just can’t do them on a Wednesday in the middle of like you know what would be a school day you know no one’s going to watch you know that’s why the very few of you guys

Right now in sh are either uh out of school or just I don’t know just [ __ ] it’s it’s it’s night time you don’t have school or something I don’t know or it’s holiday I don’t know so many countries are like different holidays at different times I

Mean that makes sense but man I wish there was I wish there were days in the year you know where everyone’s everyone’s got the holiday at the same time you know what I’m saying just just for schools just for schools just for schools and like you know establishments

And stuff like that you know cuz in France they have it really [ __ ] up like in a [ __ ] up way you know you would expect everyone on the same country to have holidays at the same exact time right but no no in France you have three different groups of like

Cities and each group has holidays at different spots you know you think yeah Easter you know everyone gets every school child gets a gets a vacation and you get a holiday no Paris gets it like in February the other people get it in March and some get it in late March it’s

Stupid in the same in the same [ __ ] country there’s different like holiday periods it’s that that’s just absolutely like just out the butt I don’t I don’t get it same here wait don’t tell me it’s tell me don’t tell me that’s a thing in other countries too no no no no no don’t

No don’t tell me n no no there’s no way like this this [ __ ] poll or something else you know just just following suit much school um pay attention to class dog dude you got to and be like holy [ __ ] yo what a good seed and then she should be like I’m confiscating this

Give me your phone give me the phone I you having this week free for no reason that’s cool that’s cool but like imagine if there’s like a a day of the year where you know schools don’t don’t even most school okay I I will say most schools right because I thought of this

And I came to the conclusion that the only day that would possibly have you know most the most holidays uh on Earth would be new years’s right you know like the day before and stuff like that hi grae um but as it turns out in most Arab countries we use a different calendar

Where New Year is different every day here so it’s very unlikely it happens at the same exact spot as you know every other country on Earth you know what I’m saying so uh not happening you know Christmas as well only Christian countries really celebrated stuff you

Know how it is but yeah it’s just this it’s wild it’s wild they need to make they need they need to make like a global holiday you know that everyone can group up in you know what I’m going oh I I see a I see a I see a lot of cool

Hold on could this be huge could this be huge could this be huge could this be huge all right all right I can work with this okay this dude’s house has no Foundation awesome great you know yeah I think we we need to make a new holiday right we

Need to make a new holiday that like every single country on Earth has a reason that you know just use it all right how about this how about this how about something we can all agree on something we can all agree on right something that every country

Can agree on right already pretty tough um uh call yah no I’m not that self-or dude unless if I become like the president of Earth I don’t think I no no no that’s not happen that’s not happening anyway got to get that got to

Get that got to get get get get got to get all right where’s that [ __ ] boy Golem uh my birthday no I’m not no no come on man that’s all a board I don’t want to do that okay I come over here [ __ ] dude dude get up dude there we

Go B yeah n no my it would never be a national holiday unless if I made like insane contributions to Life and Science itself you know what I’m saying it’s not not happening also did I get three okay I got five we’re good we good we’re Gucci as hell we’re Gucci we’re Gucci

Dude we’re Gucci all right let me get that okay okay that dude that dude that dude’s doing stream why does this always happen when I stream it’s always when I stream that some [ __ ] is happening dude what is that dude if we beat this seed

If we beat this seed we got to go back to that sheep dude we got to go back to that guy dude oh my what the [ __ ] is he doing up there he ate the That was supposed to be a grass block he ate that

[ __ ] he ate it and left no crumbs dude unbelievable unbelievable anyway also this is pretty slow but you know what it’s it’s a [ __ ] it’s a [ __ ] Village who cares who get a dam not me oh that’s um that’s kind of crazy I must say all right we’re in there I think

Okay I can’t see him from up here but all right what we got in the seat oh my God there is a Bastion so [ __ ] unbelievably close that I didn’t even get to see where it is wow thanks for the double sub apprciate someone free him fre yeah we’re freeing his ass we’re

Freeing his ass we’re freeing them off the the glue okay I see it God damn it oh okay we good I see the fashion thingy it’s probably going to suck I’m be honest I’m at like y43 I’d have to go up a little bit I think it might be

Treasure just from the looks of it uh it looks like a lot of squares right okay okay wow it’s um TR okay um okay can I huh what the [ __ ] am I where am I no where where am I where am I it is treasure I’m I’m the

Goat I’m so good at recognizing things uh-oh okay you know what we’re ignoring that we’re ignoring that you know we’re just going to go here you know they’re going to be mad at me you know I’m I’m just going to disregard that extra block

You know it’s going to be so silly up in this Wednesday Dam there’s stuff everywhere wow o oh you guys want me so bad there is lava everywhere as well there’s also lava it’s it’s going to start raining lava on me huh I can see it dripping

Everywhere I don’t like this strip get out of here swear to god dude if it ends up [ __ ] up like one gold block I’m going to be so mad I’m I’m probably going to follow lava like he’s a prediction I’m I’m I’m going I’m going to suffer some like lava demise out here

Watch this see there’s literally some right there’s nowhere there’s nowhere there’s nowhere there’s I hit it here no I I HTE it here I I HTE it here how the [ __ ] do I get it how how how how how where huh huh huh huh where the [ __ ] am

I dog you must be smoking some some beef tart if you think I’m cooking this thing Dude any Minecraft uh what oh okay I thought it got smoked by lava hello hello oh that was incredibly clutch I almost died there # clickbait all right cool we’re good um whatever this guy is

Yes he it’s dripping from the ceiling dog okay we’re out of here uh that’s pretty good all right that’s not bad though that’s a decent amount of obsidian I must say that’s some pretty good obsidian I got to say pretty nice uh we have to find the um moress though that’s

That’s a big uh thing that decides this is a good cedon now also the pearls the pearls I’m lacking the pearls okay great I have no pearls awesome yeah you love to see it love to see it you know love to see it come on give me the flid good

Right all right cool get that right uh the [ __ ] out okay as long as there’s no more of these guys in here oh god dude dude dude dude dude dude yeah no I got four pearls out of this whole thing that sucks that that actually sucks wow look at how bad this

Whole thing it’s ConEd and full of what huh huh that one guy that I gave one go to it wouldn’t have been enough it wouldn’t have been enough wow jeez though that’s um certainly the seed and it’s not that far yeah it’s not that far I just have to go like through these

Blocks for like you know 200 just to get this it’s not that bad anyway let’s go check up on that on that sheep right um uh run TP yeah he 080 Z right let’s get back here let’s get back here real quick where the [ __ ] is that guy at what did

What huh oh wait wait so it wasn’t 0 0 hold on okay it’s all the way out there it’s okay it’s all the way out there it’s all the way out there okay okay we got to get to him we got to get to him

We got to get to him we got to get to him we got to get to him dude there’s no land near him there’s not even another flock of sheep he just spawn randomly in here what is this problem H well SL seed this is it now I

Want to know I want to know one thing if you reload the same seed will it be another sheep will he be stuck up there that’s my question that’s my question for the day that’s my big question Moment of Truth Moment of Truth oh my God it is it is it’s guaranteed

It’s guaranteed okay it’s a different color cuz they’re the the colors are dependent on like your act se but yep yep it it there there you go guys seed with with a sheep on random block and in the sky woo so so cool I can’t wait for

Him to eat this grass block huh you’re hungry right you’re hungry you’re so hungry you are so [ __ ] hungry right ooh ooh ooh o oh you oh you feel like eating that you feel like grazing on that don’t you o you feel you you feel like you feel like hitting that you feel

Like hitting that right right M so hungry Grass Grass Grass fine become hungry come on come on come on come on come on eat already dog eat something o I must be making you hungry while all this turning around oh there we go the order has been reestablished anyway back to regular

Seeds that U don’t have sheep in them for sure nuh-uh um ah no that sucks oh by the way right I learned I don’t know if I did this last speed on stream but I learned how to make a portal without a bucket and I think I showed it off and I was

Like yo gosh check it out but I didn’t use it much or maybe it didn’t work out at all but um if it opens up I could do it I could do it it is very like complicated and convoluted but when it works it works and it also has a lot of

Um what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean a bort without a bucket okay hold on let me see if there’s anything nearby here uh you know what sure sure it’s going to be dog [ __ ] right but we can

Make it work we can make it work we can make it work oh see yeah I see that out there no hold on watch this no watch this watch this watch this watch this bad boy dude watch this yo okay I hear the big bitchery uh what’s it called ocean Monumental yeah

Yeah we we’re we we’re avoiding that right we we’re avoid I don’t want I want to mess with it I don’t want to mess with it um come on did I did I not get enough for a that’s good all right should prob the annoying difficulty I should I did

Consider streaming that that one day but then I just ended up doing silly what about it you know H there’s one problem I need a door I I do need a door for this you know what we’re going to steal a door from there right we’re

Going to steal a door we’re going to steal a door from this area out here mhm yep door door thieving right there even is a door to begin with otherwise um I don’t know what to do man yeah okay never mind there’s a door I’m going take the wood nearby

Too cool me might as well might as well get the food too you know while I’m at it you know um fire I’ll take that yeah we chilling let me get a uh a lot of uh gravel that’s the one redeeming quality of this I I really I know I want gravel

For once I don’t okay of course the one time I want gravel I get three Flint great Outlook I I must say I must say uh all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all all right all right all right now I got to

Find a magma Ravine like usual now some of you guys might have thought huh without a bucket he must have used a um ruin portal of some sort no we’re just using Ravines again it’s it’s just Ravines it’s just the Ravines it’s just that she magma my she

Magma my Ravine till I lava till I lava her o you know it’s a it’s a big line and a half I think I think I need more than that in terms of yeah I need I need I need way more um doors actually there we go all

Right cool uh all right all right all right all right all right all right all all now the conditions is that I find lava that’s deep enough all right all right all right this isn’t it um that’s six [ __ ] I need five H maybe that’s eight [ __ ] no come on come

On come on I got to find I got to find I got to find I got to find it I got to find it what’s this nine damn it come on no man what he doing I’m I’m starting to believe I need a lava pool that’s

Deep enough I I need it to be deep enough that’s seven [ __ ] um six damn it well um yeah that’s the one condition I um I’m trying to find one that’s deep it ain’t deep so um I lose unless of this unless unless no it’s not yeah no

Basically you need one that’s sort of deep with this one is not deep enough it needs to go up to up to like Target block five but uh it didn’t so uh not doable maybe next seed though maybe next seed maybe next seed you made up I

Didn’t make it up I didn’t I didn’t make it up I’m not crazy guys I’m not I’m not I’m not imagining things trust me trust me nuh-uh no it’s it’s a technique that exists I didn’t just make it up for the to be silly and have a fail moment I put

That on the clip SEL no trust me guys trust me there’s no reason for me to lie to you guys what am I going to get from me huh what am I going to get from it nothing thisinformation it’s cringe except when it’s based mhm yeah okay

Guys don’t clip oh yeah yeah guys definitely don’t clip it oh my God I oh no no nothing nothing’s going to no no I would hate for this to be clipped well all right I’m looking I’m looking I’m looking I’m looking I’m I’m I’m staring at it I’m I’m looking at it I’m

I’m looking I’m staring I’m hor okay once again right you guys remember our pack if I find 10 Obi I’m meowing on the spot that is the only reason I’m ever meowing and it never happens usually right so just keep your expectations low you know what I’m saying keep them low keep them

Low uh there’s nothing cool usually yeah usually that because it’s so rare to have it it it’s so unbelievably rare that I’ll just do it like it don’t matter it don’t matter it don’t Matter slash give you could never if you could slash give if you could slash give me as in a single player world I would just ask someone to set block like end portal underneath me that it’s that easy it’s that easy this is why I’ve never did the challenge of Minecraft my

Viewers have access it a console it would just it wouldn’t go it it wouldn’t go well it wouldn’t go well it wouldn’t go well wait actually H if I neuter the access to the console it might be a little funny it will be bad yeah that that too yeah mhm

It’d be funny it’d be funny H but you know you know you know how I would do it you know how I would do it I’ll probably have it so that you guys have to cooperate you know remember when I asked you guys to to like U count from 1 to 10

And you you guys got the five by pure luck yeah I’m going to have to I’m going to get you guys to like actually type commands one letter at a time if you want a command to be ran it’s going to be chaos it’s going to

It’s going to be chaos o single letter the alphabet M can use slash no no B bad idea bad bad idea bad where loud as cow in Minecraft all right remember my SP round I had like Channel points so you guys could play funny noises but they never got me cuz I would

Reset usually as soon as I hear creeper no before I even heard creeper damn just C no I know you guys are going be like oh speaking of CH points where they look I’ll get I’ll get to it when I get to it I’ll get to it when I get to it mhm

There’s a chance it might might not be there’s a chance I bring them back but they won’t be as intrusive right because I do want to make videos and a lot of times you know my editors complain that oh no the screen’s taking up by Kanye

West you know so the if I bring stuff back it’s probably going to be audio or like probably just you know the one where I get a different hat that that that one’s cool that one’s cool I think that one’s pretty cool the problem with that one is that

Sometimes I don’t have my little HUD thing on the screen and so I end up just having a floating hat and that’s no good hats could never float tell me a go for this um well this ain’t working there is no desert temple what am I doing here 100K points for a jump

Scare this already clown mode but I N make one of the huge change my one H I should do something crazy right you know how onen pixel I don’t know how to [ __ ] you pronounce it he has like a channel Point reward for 1 million H

Bucks no whatever his currency is and he has it to like free Knife and whoever like whoever like redeems it gets a free CS go knife of his choosing but every time someone redeems it it gets increased by one more million and now he’s at like 17

Million and he um he still gets redeemed so people are actually watching his stream just to get a free Knife it’s crazy it’s it’s crazy floating I should do that free um to Unusual stream for a year to get a sword a sword what did you just take knife and take that into TF2 ter and you’re like yeah sword no this unusuals come on I have a point to remove a single Pixel on the stream you know what it look like it

Would look like it would look like the void yeah hi you thought I was going to pull up uh Mr queen huh how long will you stream um for 2 hours I believe any more than that I will be physically ill from all the resetting Wahoo I can’t wait to get seed

Seed good SE seed SE seeda see Minecraft MCCC what there no way shut up shut up yeah there was no way huh uh I don’t believe there’s a damn thing that yeah it was a scout that was a mob spawner sucks we that one draw something that main um honestly I just I

Here’s the thing the reason why I had so many Channel Point thingies is because the first stream where I Incorporated Channel points in a way that affected my stream was like my first stream that that that I had like more than 20 viewers you know what I’m saying so I

You know kept adding more and more but much of the dismay of you know like the actual stream quality cuz people would just watch just to you know just to redeem funny [ __ ] you know they didn’t watch meie from me you know so I’m trying to reincorporate them incorporate

Them in a way that doesn’t make viewers like feel cheated out of their viewership you know at the same time it doesn’t make it um doesn’t make the stream like [ __ ] oh I didn’t mean to reset that whatever what when I had a channel Point thing of like face reveal

For like 25 gillion that’s crazy mhm yep there’s nothing here there’s nothing here keep resetting there’s nothing there’s nothing here there’s dude I literally have a fish charm why am I not getting the good seeds where’s the good seeds where are they where where apacity of fish by 1% I wish I

Could I really wish that I could you know code stuff like that on the fly but I’m just I’m [ __ ] a python like straight up straight up got this power me out to take my car going to see me got to dve I like pizza for you gas where the [ __ ] is a thingy where the [ __ ] is it treasure I’ll be a bur treasure where the [ __ ] the treasure where’s the treasure where the [ __ ] is the treasure the bur treasure whereas do something with a new tick command um there already mods that slow

Down the game speed I mean maybe I mean I it it’s a fun novelty I’ll admit right but um I from what I’m getting right I haven’t tested it yet but from what I’m getting if the tick is lower then you’re also moving lower right it’s not like J

We just [ __ ] stop time and [ __ ] you know everything will be moving slower and everything will also be moving faster and everything you know so like I don’t I don’t I don’t know I don’t know the scope of how much crazy [ __ ] you can do with

That you know what I’m saying so that [ __ ] blew up dude I’m I’m I’m I’m here blowing [ __ ] dude that that’s vile some someone cancel this broadcast jeez all right all right oh oh oh oh come on get get all right let me see it but magma Ravine magma magma

Magine magma rine magma Ravine mag mag magma Ravine that’s not a magma Ravine that’s actually an ocean ruin let’s get the [ __ ] out of here dolphin and please stick with me I beg if you get distracted by one [ __ ] puffer fish I’m disowning you I’m never going to

Rely on a puff fish I mean a dolphin ever again [ __ ] I think I might have had a magma behind it but whatever Sur this is it right this isn’t it Luigi [ __ ] H H you know what you know what surely surely surely right surely surely right surely that’s a oh my god there was there was [ __ ] hell I hate it here I should have listened to my gut feeling Why was I yeah why was I getting gravel if I already had that’s crazy anyway what do we have here we have a Bastion I think um I I think I I think I I I I think I I could be wrong I’m going to have to drop for that

And for that I’m probably going to have to do a boat clutch but this time I won’t [ __ ] it up for Content it’s going to be the good kind of boat clutch who one that actually works woo I think it’s anite I I would never think it’s anite I

Would never believe that gravel’s anite okay okay okay do command for take that freeze everything but you um that’d be cool I guess huh GL I don’t have to boat clutch that would have been an embarrassment but uh um wait where’s this Bastion at where the [ __ ] the where huh I’m pretty sure

What huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh did I imagine something did I did I imagine it no it was right here right it was it was this way was it further away than I thought yeah it was further away than I thought my bad huh

It it seems I’m not very good at estimating distances and stuff W yeah that’s one thing that humors are not very good at you know it’s it’s estimating and Orders of magnitude Jesus can you like can you like reasonably guess what a million seconds is it’s like 11 days but a billion

Seconds you know you think a million second is 11 days you think a billion second is probably like I don’t know 100 a th000 days maybe no it’s like 30 years it’s crazy humans like just do not have the brains that like estimate stuff like that you

Know and on top of that even just estimations on themselves a million think of a million dollars you probably think it’s just you know a lot of cash in in front of you stuff like that n it’s just like a little like box size of

A shoe box full of $100 bills it’s just it’s wild it’s wild dude I wonder some people can’t really judge the value of things that don’t have value to be measured like I don’t know a human life you know I I think a lot of criminals would be dissuaded from

Doing crime if they just you know if they got to rationalize how much a human life actually costs to everyone just besides themselves and everything like that you know it just it’s a lot thanks Tex La primer appreciate it yeah it’s just a lot it’s just a lot you never

Think about how many moments someone can can you know take care of their life and stuff like that you know when when you when you when you meet someone in the bus you know or any public transport you know you don’t to them they just they’re

No one you know you don’t have any isssue with them so you can’t really you can’t imagine that they’ve lived as long as you have you know or have been there longer than you’ve possibly lived you know what I’m saying it’s a lot it’s a lot to take in you know but

Yeah um human brains not good at estimating yep I I went on I went on an entire rent just to explain that I’m not good at keeping an angle in Minecraft woohoo so cool so cool so cool there’s nothing cringe put another fish if I get

Really unlucky you know what I might as well double the fish I I’ll double it I’ll double it I’ll double it I’ll double it I’ll double the fish if the seeds suck why or if a fish brings itself to be useful to me I don’t know I’m I’m

Down to both you know if I if I meet Jeremiah again he points me to the nearest like magma Ravine I’m going to be like sure thanks Jeremiah you’re the goat you know mhm it’s pretty good potato wow that’s pretty bad not good bang the visualization of ADHD n

ADHD is more like that um you know that that scene from Toy Story where the the pigs like where where where they’re like switching through the channels and and and then then the dude’s like no stop slow down we’ll never find him and he’s like yeah

No I can tell he just keeps going through it and he skip it and he’s like nah too late yeah that’s idy right there that’s idy just being so focused on some stuff that can’t help it it’s wild nope not looting resetting mm-m anything but that silly enchantment it

Belongs in the deepest deepest pits of Davy Jones Locker huh there’s nothing here though sad all right what do you have here a ship that’s upside down can you believe it oh put the ship upside down someone who’s drunk for sure wow they left no resources I am penniless

Sad you know this really like goes to show how some Pirates are sting stingy as [ __ ] you know with their resources and some are like ah you found my sunken ship you have all the resources within I’m going to die yeah you know and some

Of them are like [ __ ] you I’m taking the I’m taking the emeralds even the emeralds I’m leaving you nothing but 12 iron nuggets nothing else you want a map for my treasure we’ll have to go 16 billion metric tons of Gaba you know what I’m saying it’s

[ __ ] you play Minecraft story mode no but I but I think the ruber part is funny the one get always gets Meed and everything damn that’s funny anyone else think this song sounds like the McDonald’s fries machine I keep saying this a lot it it gets to my mind it’s ASAP immediately dog

It does [ __ ] you does yeah it does yeah that’s what I’m Saying what ah so I dug in every chunk except the one that actually has the treasure huh crazy love it love to see it boom boom boom and it’s six you know what six that’s a good that’s a good excuse for me to do the the the thing I told you

Guys earlier of like doing it without a bucket you know I I I could you know I could I could I could I could I could you know what I’m saying but like it’s funny if I make shears and make it work you know what I’m

Saying I forgot to craft the very things I need damn it I’m not thinking correctly today huh I need some of this sand okay there’s a ship right there so I could make a bucket from wanted right unless that’s a yeah that’s a half ship that sucks yeah um video

Games huh yeah I don’t think there’s a come on show me a magma Ravine come on come on the magma Ravine the magma Ravine the magma Ravine the magma ravine I see a br bortle all the way out there but whatever oh oh this is one this is

It Luigi all right all right this better be deep this got to be deep this got to be deep this got to be deep it got to be deep come on come on it got to be deep I spent like 40 seconds just just just

Swimming here it has to be worth it it has to be right the the game molds itself up to my very desires watch this [ __ ] it’s eight damn it um seven [ __ ] don’t like it here here seven again dude no no no no no no no come on come on come on something

Good something good bro bro you for real I I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I’m trying to I’m trying to show you guys it but every single time the conditions are not met bro hit it here okay okay whatever whatever

Whatever okay I think this got to be a what yeah there’s got to be a uh thingy in here you know streaming you’ll find six different seats will show off you know how it is the streamer dilemma everything happens when you’re offline and nothing nothing Bountiful ever

Happens where your viewers can see it’s always Misfortune upon Misfortune and that’s [ __ ] up huh huh um am I fumbling the bat am I fumbling the bag hello is there even a I don’t think there even was yeah I just got trolled by the game aome you

Know love love to see it love to see it you know fine I’ll make the fish more opacity more P or something like that sure fish is now instead of 363 it’s now 7% opaque wow what a difference remove the Herobrine yep fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish wait did he freeze huh that’s a that’s odd oh yeah I must have accidentally froze the fish sorry he has been th now yeah there you go fish fish finger okay hold On huh what kidding there’s no way there is a treasure right here I’ve looked at every Chong all of them and none of them contain that silly box none of them wow I guess this one contained it where am I going to find a tree though nowhere do trees exist dude I’ve never

Seen a single tree in Minecraft this [ __ ] is just non-existent I have you seen a tree I don’t think I’ve seen one okay tell me that thing is complet it’s not completable [ __ ] I was backing on that that’s why I even did this to begin with [ __ ] oh whatever huh it would have

Been if it didn’t suck if it didn’t suck man if it didn’t suck if only it didn’t suck if only it didn’t suck man have to spend this whatever you know might as well might as well might as well whatever whatever I don’t I I I I do not give a [ __ ]

Anymore we’re going to make an iron axe today and nothing’s going to tell me otherwise uh let me get that stick all right okay actually right let me uh let me get d this let me get some of that and let me get some of that EB GB stuff cool

Awesome awesome um now the [ __ ] do I do there’s no like Ravine nearby nothing to do Wow first re so awesome another FNA movie um I think it was funny you know as a non FNAF enjoyer I mean not a I mean as a non FNAF nerd I still enjoyed

It that’s what I meant huh Saucy oh oh hey hey love to see it let me I just hope there’s enough lava here Ian it’s probably going to be enough did I just lose my [ __ ] boat I did no I didn’t we chill great horrible enter and the seed is horrible as well

Wooo go aome so swag Swag lowest Family Guy no I’m not not again No You got Meum d d d you got do subnotica stream I’ve considered I know like nothing in the game the only the only time I played is when like spy bus wanted me to play it and they just like guided me through and it kept telling me no don’t do that no

Don’t do this no I was like please I just want to collect a funny mushroom and they’re like no you’re going to get eaten by a big sardine I’m not a do it again though wow BL blur come on where’s the lava hey what’s the [ __ ] lava dude

Where I hate it here I’ve been digging for two whole minutes with absolutely no lava in sight I will report this to the Mojang developers where’s the lava it’s supposed to be at the crust of the earth and it’s not even here the only thing

Here is a bunch of stone and a bunch of ores who who the [ __ ] even needs ores just just just steal them off a [ __ ] or something I don’t I don’t so mess Up you need to update update if you updated the lava uh actually I want I don’t want my lava to get gold yeah I I it’s a lot of blacksmiths lately they they really want me to me huh they really do huh I not enough however oh I see that no this is

Playable this is playable actually this is playable this is somewhat playable I see the lava pool what’s this what is B looking at [ __ ] off [ __ ] okay I got to find some food what H okay that’s enough come on tell me there like hey somewhere hey Hello hey ah there’s hay

We’re good we’re golden we’re good we’re good you D we’re gu you here we’re gu you up in this good [ __ ] dude no way it’s your favorite plan ebz dude I don’t know I’ve yet to play it I was going to play it in like some big pop cap games

So like game marathon some [ __ ] whoops that was not bread this is bread bread acquired bread has been gone what is fish doing there um there’s no fish in the bucket there would never be a fish in the bucket you guys are just smoking some of

That opium I think it got to be opium nothing else makes sense nothing else makes sense all right once again a over 2 minute enter with like beds and [ __ ] Wahoo all right 230 Wahoo all right what do you have here we have a sther with no redeemable qualities

Wahoo love to see it love to feel it love to see it and love to feel it are you Star Wars fan no I never got into it sorry I don’t plan on to sorry it’s either it’s either you’re a fan of it or just you’re just you don’t you know just how

It is yeah what do we have here what do we have here what do we have nothing great great great great I love how funny the names are though like what the [ __ ] is a Glo [ __ ] though must be must be a silly scrumble little bumbly right you all right there there’s

No way else I can know 200y old man right right right is is it no come on come on that’s a a scram blown name right right right right okay we’re at 8,886 um yeah I don’t know if we’re hitting a million but I might I might hit it off

Stream I might I might hit it off stream I’m I’m I’m going to do some off camera grinding and be like oh my God Guys 1 million one million hi Amy so I haven’t seen a single movie before kind of true kind of true that same could be said for any franchise

Really you need a Senor you don’t that was a pretty solid thingy right there let’s get copious amounts of bread okay I’m speeding and running come on I don’t I I I don’t I don’t get what sometimes the click doesn’t click why doesn’t the Click Click is Adam Sal on my [ __ ] machine

No get out of there magma oh almost almost right okay it’s going to be weird okay uh okay what okay there we go 21 what you have here oh that’s a Bastion not too far away on such a short enter that’s pretty good H oh is that housing don’t tell it’s

Stables don’t be Stables don’t be Stables please don’t be St oh it’s housing huge huge actually huge actually the gold of all bastions oh my God hello how the [ __ ] are they hitting me from up there huh any I do want to get this so I’m

Just going to be doing this hello all right we good all right come over here come over here come over here and kiss me on my Minecraft mouth okay get in there be distracted this is a pretty good Pace I must say I don’t know what the [ __ ] my gold

Went oh it’s in me okay okay pretty good pretty good uh all right all right Rec here hiy hi Amy head big one cuz I cuz I gathered all them what the point okay that’s a decent amount of the good stuff I probably should have dropped that

Um okay how many do I have glas yeah glas I love that funny silly little cat the glong okay West is where we’re heading mhm um I’m going to be sent in a factory um damn that is a lack of um that that’s a lack of um what’s it

Called obsidian which uh sucks I’ve had better I’ve I’ve had better basion leaves I guess I can’t complain much it’s good Pace oh yeah there there’s this fabled obsidian anyway let’s leave now all right don’t land me on the side of a hill thanks all right please somewhere chill

Oh it’s [ __ ] treasure man ah I hit it here I hit it here I hit it here I hate it here it’s always treasure unless right unless unless unless unless just unless unless there’s a fortress this way right this is my only uh out here are you going to stream the old fortnite

Yeah I will grab this some friends we’re going to play that video game fortnite come on show me a fort man bro I’m spending all my resources to get there there better be one come on come on come on it was good base man a I hit it here I’m going to

Hit a pig am I huh even scarier come on show me a Fortress come on come on it’s j it’s j wow they are far look at this [ __ ] 500 BL I’m not going to the second rank [ __ ] that that would have been so cool though come on imagine if I got 20

Obsidian imagine if I left at 4 minutes that would have been so cool it didn’t happen though would have been sick that that that that’s just it yeah you know guys know there will be no more speed on streams after I hit the sub 10 o no not

For a while not for a while not for a while so um appreciate them while they’re there you know what I’m saying appreciate them I see the magma so pretty good anyway no W record I was not here yes you are in head you canot just disappear

Like the dude from uh uh I don’t know I’m fumbling on my words here I’m name name one person that disappears I don’t know no don’t see my dad gaser Funny I don’t want to switch the pirate speed no oh I really just used the boat just to move to in just forward bro I’m like those [ __ ] Americans that just use a motor school to get everywhere wow crazy here oh this not going to a this not going to have

Uh oh never mind no um huh hm unbelievable but I actually did it wow what okay that scary all right what do you have here huh another whoa oh I don’t have the h i could Fort first but um nah it’s not worth it it’s not worth it it’s not

Worth it probably going to die in the way a it’s which though [ __ ] it’s got to be a while to get there huh H The Fortress Bastion The Fortress B if only I had one more iron than I anticipated probably would have made it work but

Uh okay one think that’s good though I have my um that’s a decent amount okay get get blocked smelly there’s no hog in here do I have TNT I don’t have another TNT that sucks I wish I could kill this guy and just immediately Pearl out um okay huh surprising there’s no

Pigs nearby which sucks what all right let’s go let’s move out um um where are my blocks there they are all right cool I release you guys so that you can trade with me trade with Me pigs get in the hole wait come on with the hole are you blind all right cool cool is there more I’m pretty sure there’s got to be a guy up here right there’s got to be a dude out here you just can’t get in right there

You go come on come on dude come on dude come on dude he hey hey perfect perfect perfect all right now now I need some of this I do need some pearls if you guys don’t mind there are no pearls oh never mind speak of the devil oh what is this guy

Doing come on get in there no no here here dude dude where you go okay whatever okay so what’s straight forward right that way could be pace especially if I get how did he get a [ __ ] gold he’s leaving wow actually unbelievable [ __ ] freeloader okay oh they’re going to run out of oh

They’re running out of gold huh oh never mind wait wait unless unless hold on unless unless oh oh one more one more one more one more one more one more Obby one more Obby and string and string and and string please string string string that’s pretty good that’s pretty

Good oh that’s pretty good actually hold on more string more string just more string real quick whatever I’ll take it wow that’s Pro sucked um how did I almost fumble everything in that one Fell Swoop uh unbelievable okay whatever okay how much 1 minute 14 that’s not bad am I going the right

Way I hear a blaze though it’s not look at PACE I got to be honest but here’s one thing about this right I could go to the surface and look from here right yeah I umum pretty good this is where it opens pretty nice all right now where’s the spawners

At where the damn spawner where spawner where dude they got me going on a [ __ ] Windows 95 screen shap look at his stretch look how look how far stretches Jesus dude dude wow all this is for this unbelievable I hit it here and these are horrible cores wow that fish is not

Smiling at me no drop no drop sad that’s kind of sad it went from being good to bad I mean unless of these drop rates speak for themselves no still one two wow two that a new fish I don’t think I think adding more fish is going to Sol it you know wow

Wow this could not be going any worse it’s always I do my best and then the game doesn’t give me the good RNG man that’s [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] that’s messed up man I H it here okay four okay oh thought it was a blaze might as well you know what I’m

Saying might as well all right might as well huh that actually tells me nothing what the hell huh um have to get another [ __ ] Raj for this huh hey to hear I officially H here wow that is shra up just not telling me a damn thing wow um

Yeah I I’ll go [ __ ] myself then jeez A600 wow I don’t even want to play the rest of the seene I’m going be honest I’m running out of fires I got no rods I’m getting nothing I HTE it here I’m resetting no [ __ ] no I’m sorry I’m sorry

I’m it is not worth it at all jeez it’s not worth it I’m adding another fish though just Just sh you guys ass so nicely um right copy in reference I two fish now there you go oops I accidentally hit the I’m I’m I’m hit I’m hitting the I’m

Hit I’m hitting the wrong buttons oh thanks Z for the sub 16 months that’s a lot of months I got I got to say wamp wamp indeed did you really wait for me to like fumble so you could be like w w that’s great anyway what do you have

Here you know you know like it’s a lot like hitting the lottery I’m saying mhm every hit adds another fish I’m going to have to [ __ ] Mark it by the end of it jeez just one one Blaze hits me and it just it just turns to it just just [ __ ] turns into

Uh how do I yeah just just do this oh great oh great my OBS is freezing huh yeah just turns to this why is it so low opacity yep 10 fish a school of fish yeah that’s one thing I want it’s one I said in that video and

No one CAU is that pun you know I I I did say that Jeremiah would go back to like school you know cuz fish literally you know they they swim in schools no h don’t try a Halloween demo for no no that no come on no just just

Let me know when I when it’s finished I don’t want to spoil myself you know what I’m saying I like lost H clean would you rather have teeth for nails or nails for teeth answer no CH for nails more dble can sharpen do you know how hard do you know you know how much it do you know how much pain sharpening to teeth like like pushes on the body it is [ __ ] painful you ever like chew on something the wrong way have you ever like bite on something

A little too cold for your teeth to handle like constantly every day y [ __ ] you don’t want want that happening there are no magma Ravines I am going to be very sad yeah there’s actually none huh one of the odds I dig straight down there lava huh 50 sh right either

Happens or it doesn’t wow huh really is 50/50 Huh wow well um and it’s still slow as [ __ ] wow a chip get stuck in my throat and have to drink water yeah but that’s the problem with your it’s not a problem of like your um what’s it called oh [ __ ] I’m going to have to bridge that far oh

Kill me dude and as a hog dude dude I I didn’t even get the start okay thanks hoglin no never mind you know what no [ __ ] them hoglins I hate them um friendship ended friendship ended friendship ended back for I didn’t agree to that no you can’t clip that that is that

Is like a level one fail that that’s nothing that that will get like that will get no one to Exhale out of their nose come on lava pops huh what damn and that thing just disappeared immediately yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah m yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah I drink my milk every day just kidding I’m a rebel I sip my milk with a fork so that I have to drink less milk the milk companies don’t know but it actually just it’s a life hack drink more milk for the price of

One I don’t what I was going with that show show the something fun be had there mhm nope big milk hurt that oh not enough iron you guys know what that means you guys know what that means it’s time to try that thing Again no it’s not it’s not fish it’s not it’s not fish it’s not [ __ ] fish guys jeez it’s not it’s not fish no it it ain’t it ain’t although I will admit this um this ocean is looking a little Bleak I don’t think I’m going to have a way to do

That oh great end cool wait I could kill that guy for money okay oh and he’s gone leading as ever huh um all right let me get that wow all right magma Ravine right that’s like five deep come on five deep five deep that’s all I’m asking for it’s not much

It’s not much video game it is not much it is comical how little I’m asking to be very again all right just magma Ravine that’s five deep is is that cool is that cool with you is that cool would you video game are you going to generate one

Huh all right all right let’s see let’s see let’s see let’s see let’s freaking see let’s see um come on oh huge four one two hey what did I tell you what did I tell you guys I can actually do it woohoo all right cool what’s this seed oh wow another Bastion so

Cool takes such like it it it takes such a precise oh it’s [ __ ] Stables my reward for outranking literally everything oh broke their ankles okay right as long as the Hogs are nice to me today AKA not [ __ ] happening huh right chill now hello you chilling be open it’s not open

Sad huh this one’s open though come on get in There all right now is there a guy still down there he’s still down there come on get up chill all right all right w w he’s cutting onions me I’m making where did that get come from what what is do hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Hey [ __ ] dude why was I pretty sure I asked him to get down dude I asked that guy to get down ages ago why didn’t he get why didn’t he get down why didn’t he that’s weird that’s actually weird I’m leaving I’m leaving I’m Number Two show

At calm down Mario Cal calm down that’s [ __ ] uh but um I didn’t have high regards for that seed I’m going be honest it it looked Bleak dude there’s no way there was a fortress right there come on come on come on I just I just I

Really just wanted to show off the the like bucketless portal really I I’m I’m probably not doing that again unless if the opportunity pulls up he home what the [ __ ] wrong with you spawning 80 million pounds of sand in my Minecraft world but the world CH is already doing that you

Don’t have to lift a finger fumble number three I get executed by the cartels immediately I just will not feel shame my just the bullet will just graze my forehead as soon as I fumble and then the stream ends I don’t know I I I hope I hope that my lifeless head

You know hits the space bar and just ends stream you know so I don’t have to ask someone to come and end the stream no the C will probably the C probably on sound for hours yeah kind of like that guy who’s was speed running like major mask and then the moon started

Falling he just fell asleep and I was like no the moon the moon’s falling wake Up be B don’t I’m going insane I’m going insane I’m I’m going insane what is it all undertale stuff no hold on no Shuffle to something else I beg stop there we go I talking to it like it’s a [ __ ] someone behind a like I’m talking to some dude behind a studio that’s like

Underpaid just a his whole job is just shuffling music I’m like no get off that [ __ ] undertale you know what that means fish you know what that means fish that means fish means fish you know what that means fish you know what that means fish you

Know what that means fish you know what that means fish you know that fish you know what that means that fish yeah me fish you know what that means you know what that means you know what that means you know what that means you know what

That means fish you know what that means that seed absolutely suck that it was absolute garbage I don’t want to play it you know what that means fish you know what that means fish you know what that means you know what that means fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

Fish fingers in his ass God fingers God fingers God you my fingers in his ass God you fingers fingers fingers in his ass are you the real yahi of mice that’s the real yahi of mice would I be would I be uploading on Main or not exactly exactly you know how to that

There’s nothing Here it’s warp that’s just a twitch issue you could usually fix that by refreshing I keep saying this yes this just like what germa like germa um germa theist saying that yeah the real drma died in 2014 you know this new one he’s he’s got a he’s got no drawline

A’t the drum we come to know one love this a this an impostor he got replaced he got replaced that’s a rip already of this exact theme huh There Bobby Bobby huh should I found a bir treasure without even needing that day right yep watch this never mind [ __ ] huh I didn’t I didn’t hit that button what imagine that was like the goed seed ever and I accidentally reset that Huh should something close it’s not close at all all Right D no there’s nothing in this I will not be sailing for 7 years just to be told there is no magar Ravine and there is no Queen of England guess gr is getting a awul cold I’m I’m going to turn up the AC that’s what huh that’s a problem why is there a CH okay it’s crazy car could lead to me there yep not doing that one if I want a shipwreck I want one with food I’m not

Going to go hungry like this I’m not be like Luffy just eating one ration every third episode d n I’m Starving there is no Easter Bunny there is no tooth fairy and there is no mine Top 10 Cryptids the magma Ravine the magma Ravine the magma Ravine the magma [Applause] Ravine wow less than ideal amounts of iron you know what that hello Again B again again grab your big shovel and Bolt get your revenge ow ow okay this a cold ocean it’s got to be good come on it’s got to be good there’s no way it’s mid come on there’s no way it’s mid there’s no way come on come on

Come on I hold cold oceans to high regards this one’s not going to zip Point watch this watch this it’s got to be a magma Ravine like right there right there right right right right there right there right there right there watch this see this see this that that

That’s the star but that’s not actually one no hold on keep watching keep your ice PE keep your ice PE mhm mhm I can smell it it’s almost there it’s almost right there go just just just just just check that out just check it out uh as soon as I get past this

Ice oops I got caught by the ice um uh think I just have way too much Del stuff in my plan this honestly I think that’s got to be a magine that’s got to be one that’s got to be a magma ravine it wasn’t I hate it here um but I uh kind

Of expected that that’s why I had it secret magma Ravine right behind that fake magma Ravine waa you guys would have never seen this one coming huh oh my God such unbelievable it’s it’s an ocean [ __ ] it I hit it here I hit it

Here I hit it here why am I at y 86 and why are there what’s what’s that desert okay I question than be a big be a big be a big be a big be a big be a big be a

Big be a big be a big be a big be a big be a big be a big a big be a big be a big be a big be a big be a Big skill 1 to5 billion 15 million definitely got to be in enough 43 Millions it’s a pretty good letter I mean without it we would have penis and the P sound is so good penis look at that penis dude so crazy I I I remove points because U sometimes it gets

Caught in mics and the end up sound like you know like like with with air and everything it’s messed up but yeah 43 million Don’t how about this if I find a r portal next week Beach I’ll do the bucket listing Wahoo be a big be a big finally a normal song far from host scaring music what even is this called huh Expositor pretty cool um nope there’s nothing here just garbage

Wow okay you know what you know what’s going to give me some good luck you know what’s going to give me some good luck um mhm we got to remove one of the fish oh it’s a [ __ ] web PE that’s way better and we’re going to replace it with the one and only

Jeremiah surely surely we’re lucky to S surely right surely Sur right surely right sure freakingly is that a villager in no it’s all right all right all right we we better be lucky on here you see him he’s blending in he’s on blend mode fish he’s blend the Tuna s NOS um I’d rather not actually keep too lucky he’s a burden don’t matter most lottery ticket winners you know end up dying and [ __ ] just being too lucky you know could could could [ __ ] up someone that one guy who got lucky in a Mario 64 speedrun and

Forever just tried to replicate that glitch which wasn’t huh what what huh okay there’s nothing here then that’s cool thanks told me finish the fish two texture can I send the entire mob screenshot it’s a mob dog don’t don’t spoil things just I’ll get to when I get to it come on

It’s good just just don’t sneak peeks for f andf people and I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t associate with that you know what I’m saying nuh I believe in a good work it’s more seable and water yeah cuz it’s a blend Mode whoa on that stick was very sticky sh stuck to my cursor like clue he didn’t have a clue okay where’s the magma rine surely this is a m Ravine it’s not really a m Ravine it’s just a really deep stretch of f it’s just a silly little cave with no

Lava at the floor of its face I don’t know I don’t care I’m just going to go to the other one there I didn’t mean to do that whoa I don’t know how the [ __ ] I made it out of that there but uh I’m alive that’s all that matters wow oops how the that’s weird what do we have here a Bastion oh and a yo this remix you know what’s

Different this time I actually have enough to make this Wahoo and I can also make this better besides the point cool oh I’m already being shot at by that Blaze huh that sucks I hope it doesn’t shoot me further all Right what huh what Did where the [ __ ] did my axe go no generally where did my a huh huh oh right yeah okay Wow these are R jeez man okay after this I guess I’ll go to that one actually no should I I shouldn’t I shouldn’t should just stay here hello thanks for the 99 the slowest Blaze Gathering session ever two more blazes up there I hope they don’t fight me i” be very sad if

They were to hit me great there’s one more here okay Miss all right cool we good huh oh great got rid of that one huh well that Sucks that’s still not a drop wow that sucks all things considered um leave some where the [ __ ] did I get hit from oh up there huh oh that going to hit me now huh okay great oh wow behind me too I’m getting back shot again that sucks that

Sucks huh this is uh less than ideal I’m going to be honest please don’t hurt me oh my come on okay please get down there get down there get why the where where did I get hit from where I hait it here hait it

Here I hit it here I hit it I hit it here I AB I I hate it here I hit it here F number three that’s not a fumble no my agility just couldn’t do anything there there is no steill issue I let’s see you try let’s see you try in

That situation let’s let’s see you let’s see you do you think in that situation huh you would have fumbled you would have you would have smack be you would have um slept on a banana peel and Fallen head first into a Chasm of bear traps that’s what that’s that’s exactly a

Comically large gasma bear traps you know one that wouldn’t be spotted right there for no reason what yahi there is a horse in my house throw the seed or he’s going to kick me in the Rings um sorry the seeds call for me I hope you don’t mind the pain cuz

I’m not resetting uh-uh no fumbles no fumbly bumbly no fumbly bumbly got the skill no I’m there you go I beat him up he’s not going to bother you anymore right no no no more getting kicked in the ribs not happening not today anyway 1 hour 40 your speed

Running and nothing I mean no we we had a seed that was that looked promising right by keyword looked it wasn’t it wasn’t actually promising yeah you’ve been fooled and we we’ve all been fooled into believing that it would finally be the um the the uh the uh uh uh yeah

The Sub sub 10 dies Dumbledore eats ass in the seventh movie dude The Matrix guys find the Matrix in The Matrix Naruto gets a shipu then what unbelievable I must say unbelievable let’s say Spa um valueless I looking for the grind and shipwrecks that’s what I’m seeking I

Find no reason to stay anywhere near fungus except if there’s maybe like a Smurf there you know and he’s he’s you know holding a a stick you know with a snail on it y know that’d be cool not be a fun guy s to your joke everyone kill home by midnight kill Them eliminate them I want them on a medieval torture rack they will be stretched from left to right but also every bone but also every ligament but also every Limb and by the end of it you’ll be like 64 and you’ll play in the NBA Wahoo LeBron Jame [ __ ] four NE positioned apples

What is this snake from Nokia get out of here uh nope well come on let me get let me get up this silly music that’s sad way better huh no there’s nothing of value here what about this what about this wow these seeds suck balls you know what

Else sucks balls people who are into poty every single day every day now I’m sorry I I just I just don’t get it man there’s nothing suckable in those balls right and there’s nothing crunchable either right it’s not it’s not a no no I’m back did I I get a dub uh obviously

Not I’m still streaming one day I’ll stream speed running and then I’ll immediately get the good scene I’ll be like well thanks for watching I don’t have anything else planned uh do you guys want to let me sleep for once anyone’s like yeah sure to get the rest for once in a

Lifetime here lava I could get There all right let’s get that bread woo I’m totally not dead inside [Applause] PE she’s speeding on my room run till I record W right hold on let me listen to this it’s my favorite radio station lava Pops I think it’s above me here okay oh great I’m going to get sand

Again huh NOP I mean yeah I’m I’m I’m the feris curse again oh my God are you [ __ ] how how does this how does this keep happening how does this keep happening how does it keep happening oh yeah and I forgot to make a you know what whatever I’ll make things

I’ll make things work I’ll make things work I don’t give a [ __ ] if it’s inconvenient I’ll make things okay not not when I run out of lava like this yeah not when I run out of [ __ ] lava the one thing that did the sand really ate it all [ __ ] this game I

Just [ __ ] this game h no that that one’s just not even fun at all we going to get back to TF2 I already play TF2 you you miss the one TF to stream I mate I still play it it’s it’s fun I just what you mean get back you don’t you don’t leave

Chf2 you just play it at an extended periods it breaks G I’m mad all right ay blacksmith there’s going to be nothing of value in there it’s going to be like three apples and a chair what did I say girl what do we have here a tiger Village useless and full of pillage

Don’t no chair oh great another Village wow so B okay you know what there’s that in there I’ll at least go to the blacksmith hopefully there like six iron cuz that’s what I need right 1 2 three four five ideally five but I don’t know if there’s more in there

Whatever five six obsidian like whatever whatever I’ll take it I’ll take it on I didn’t climb all this mountain to get like three bread and an apple right I hate it here I just [ __ ] ha it here I’m mad the seeds are not Bountiful to me today I’m going to get revenge on

Society and I’m going to put I’m going to speed on Minecraft on on the on the New York no on Time Square oh everyone’s going to see how bad Minecraft is treating me on the big screens the big screen full of advertisements and going to be like wow please boycot Mojang they’re they’re

Making these games a little too hard for us and everyone’s going to be like yeah these SE are not good at all I hate this company I’m going to play high tail and and fortnite okay someone put me on a build boo I would never be on a build

Booat it’s too expensive man it’s too damn expensive thanks no streamer by the way po the sub 3 months in advance that’s cool that’s uh kind of awesome cheers for that cheers see a ship in there it’s just stuck in the wow also this this is another one of the

Seeds where I can do the silly thing where um was completable no it wasn’t this it was a wait wait wait [ __ ] it is no wait wait is it no it is it is it is wow no it isn’t [ __ ] you you almost got me you almost got me there I got Trolled I thought I’ve been fooled for many many times but never have I been fooled to this magnitude I will be retiring for I have been fooled far too much and far too Long Where’s the magma where’s the magma oh that’s magma okay there’s no way right no way right there’s no way right there’s no way there’s no way come on there’s no way there’s no way dude there’s no way there’s no way there’s no way there’s no way I said there’s no way simply no

Way as I thought fish soor we watching your most St ch most that CH how many creative deaths challenge how many unique deaths whenn by dying if it was just dying someone would just make a I’m going make a w s video out of you know what I’m Saying don’t don’t that’s just the M spawner I’m not beging for that come on magma lava anything anything you know what this Ocean looks like [ __ ] I’m not I’m not even going to go to the ocean [ __ ] the ocean [ __ ] that ocean we going anywhere Else MH B all right magma lava anything come on come on you got you got you got to be wait I don’t even have enough no wait no I do have enough what I’m star I’m I’m starting to go a little stupid stupid silly I got to say

Thec is just so not nice to me I’m losing like my cognitive abilities dude it’s it’s this bad it’s this bad the inflation crisis has hit lava and magma Ravine prices no if anything inflation would be good here cuz it would just make the magma lava bigger and more like

Quantifiable no I would want that to happen I want inflation in in in that in that sense is it happening though no no not not [ __ ] happening great that’s four um Um um I’m G do this great I got to get one extra huh um ohuh what where the [ __ ] did this huh how how do what you mean that sucked now that that sucks is it War today uh no it’s kind of cool it’s cool over here that se suck

Too I can tell by the absence of literally everything it’s Barren it’s like a it’s like it’s like it’s like the casting it’s like the casting C for the Shrek they didn’t want any animators in there it’s crazy no the animators didn’t want to be there at all it’s wild and

That to be such a high gry movie you know you never never judge something by its cover you never know could be sitting on a gold Mine wow so cool so swag so awesome and so I’m I’m I’m I’m this is the part of the stream where I’m going insane at the whack of seeds that are good cuz I can’t control it all I can do is reset quicker I can’t ask the game to give me

Good seeds if every seed was good this wouldn’t be a competition to be K with take some tall D take some tall Man L mhm oh by the way um all of you watching right now um I think monteia is going to stream later today right so if they do um tune in that’ be nice you know they they they they like to interact with you silly Googles so um definitely definitely tune

In yes mhm I say maybe you know it’s possible it’s not depending on like they if work ask them to come or not who knows oh that sucks yeah tune in it’s like um sometime later I think usually it’s like an hour from now I don’t know

Mentally ill so am I that’s why I’m speed running Minecraft Wahoo can I get an aen thanks for the 19 months y Wahoo you sleep at 7:00 p.m. what’s wrong with you are are you [ __ ] rabbit are are you are you a cat you’re a cat okay no you’re a cat there’s no

Way nobody Sleeps at 700 p.m. what’s wrong with you no Jeff what what’s wrong with you I’m working around the clock you’re like a secretary or something why would you why don’t you sleep at 7 what see Mar care treat yeah I’m glad she acknowledged just the meme

Of her being frozen and stuff you know that’s that’s funny that’s funny you know many other celebrities would have just been just not cared at all but he’s in touch you know she she um and she knows it makes her bank you know it it literally like gets her so much [ __ ]

Money like all year long you know that Meme of like when you’re paid bi-weekly and week one is like oh lavish dinner with lobster and pasta and everything and then week two is just like bowl of ice it’s kind of amary right now like it’s just she’s just I bet every every

Month of the year she’s like yeah I got to I got to I I got to be I got to be resourceful you know in my food and and then it just [ __ ] hits like that oh shoot thanks for the subscriptions yo shoot thanks Anonymous fell so nice of

You yeah oh spe’s got one that’s that’s cool that’s nice yeah I appreciate it thanks for the subs W yeah I as I was saying right probably like you know all year long has e pasta and rice and everything but then November December come and she gets all that sweet sweet sweet royalty

Money I say this is she’s already not Filthy Rich and can just afford to eat lher every day yeah it’s crazy what else some pay people people through colge it’s Crazy mhm wow a village how convenient not there actually nothing here wow there’s not even a is that a ravine it’s not a is it that’s not even a rine I hate it here I simply hate it I um all right you know what how about this how about this it is

Close to 2 hours so I’m just going to do one more Nether and then I’m going to call it right one more Nether and I’m not talking about a nether that’s like three minutes long no a good nether right right right right right right right right yeah uh-huh yeah uh-huh we

Have another than 30 minutes have we actually have we actually that’s [ __ ] I mean not much I can do really it’s just it’s not my fault the seed sucks you know I can’t just be like yo make you better you exced for wi Weare at Friday wait is this

Friday I don’t think it releases this early but definitely yeah but though this Friday I’ll be playing fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite forite fortnite fornite fortnite fortnite forite fortnite fortnite fortnite for the night wow a less than ideal amount well might as well do the silly that’s very

Unpredictable wow okay this looks like I’m not that bad of an ocean though like come on it’s it’s got to be good it’s got to be good this time I I I believe in it I believe in it I keep giving Second Chances and it’s ruining

Me or I could just he you know what no no yeah no let’s do it this way let’s do it this way yeah oh wow and there’s one right there I’m dead huh um oops all right all right now light quick light quick light quick light now

Quick come on hey with the sub that’s insane thanks Mr Monkey all right what do you have here what do you have here what do man I’m dead I’m dead indeed and the seed sucks damn that was uh well Ed though I got wait unless what the yeah this seat is um

Huh wow no you know what no I’ll give you guys another I’ll give you guys another I’ll give you guys another right just cuz that one was pretty quick right I I’ll give you guys another yeah I swear it’s not gambling all right I’m being nice I’m being nice right I’m being

Nice I’m being cool right cool and hip remove asss without assaults you wouldn’t appreciate the other biome like if the sauce were move people will just hate the very next bad biome like be like no it’s a war Forest I hate them you know you never know or be like no s

Sand Valley I absolutely despise it how could moang do this just remove it please you know what I’m going to make the fish Bigger um fish there you go big fish all transparent though big fish nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing should probably just reset seed until I find a bunch of beaches and then do that then I don’t know sometimes I alternate I don’t know

H Huh huh what’s yahi doing speed running Minecraft and there’s a big fish on screen for luck for luck I hope for for luck for lack of a better fish half a [ __ ] don’t want to mess with that actually do not want to mess with it also damn level three hype train

That’s that’s cool can I get more um Valiant supporters in this trying time or can I get a 12 sharo think Jeremiah always good luck I hope so I I I would hope so I serly hope so but uh it’s not shown much luck Jeremiah is good at finding

Diamonds not much else speed runs I’m going be honest diamonds aren’t that useful really like diamonds are the one thing you’re not a looking for at all because every method is already skipping getting those damage to begin With all right show me a single [ __ ] tree now one tree huh that’s far well we’re swimming with the fishes yeah of course the [ __ ] dolphin goes opposite direction I want him to Great I already have this one settled all right it’s beginning to look a lot like seed G is the best bcot hor game you can get on h. and Steve store and also markipliers description Gart of BU Gart of Gart of BU Gart of Gart bu bu bu bu bun bu all right final nether it’s better be good huh so good I didn’t even need to make the flip this SE huh is that is that what’s up is that what’s up maybe it’s mid maybe it isn’t I don’t know there definitely a Bastion and it’s

A little too far I got to say but you know what I’ll play it through I could just stop speed rding and die to Lava and be like hey guys well that’s what’s the stream thanks for watching you know but um Whatever I want to try at Least treasure back bash treasure fashion treasure bash huh what treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure treasure treasure Bastion treasure Bastion treasure fashion treasure fashion treasure fashion treasure treasure treasure treasure treasure treasure treasure treasure treasure

Question this [ __ ] ain’t even worth it the seed is not good the pace is Assing wait is that a [ __ ] hog dude dude get out of there dude get what huh What I can’t help you mate why the [ __ ] is it oh he can climb huh okay you miss both of you miss hello this is the absolute worst ever what the hell is his Pace it sucks dick his face sucks absolute ass why am I even playing this this this place is

Absolut garbage why am I even playing this why my play SE this place is pee why am I even playing the seed I should be eating spaghetti I should be eating spaghetti spaghetti I should be having dinner right now I should be eating spaghetti why am I playing SE why am I

Playing the seed they gave me like a [ __ ] on of flying obsidian I’m the one crying here dude I’m I’m tearing up man this seed is so powerful okay that’s some decent obsidian okay jeez all right fine fine I suppose it is decent wow okay you really want to you

Really want me to play this seed huh okay this game really wants me to finish this seed huh they might they really don’t don’t want me to huh okay give me more pearls I reset right now that’s a wait wait pearls pearls hey hey wait are they just looking at the oh

They’re just looking at the Gold huh oh yeah no I said it’s blacksmiths not the other ones the other ones I know I’m going to get like obsidian somewhere Pearls anything but pearls huh cool well you know what I’m just going to send myself that way and hope for the best I have no game plan nothing no idea what I’m doing there is no Pace to this I’m literally just walking I’m walking here taking a stroll the middle of nowhere

Huh there’s this floor here that sucks yeah what the [ __ ] 5 700 blocks away that sucks well there is nothing else for me to do I’m going to go and get like spaghetti or some [ __ ] uh thank you guys for watching the speedo stream I will definitely have something better

Coming up make sure to tune in Friday for some fortnite maybe Sunday for a little Minecraft challenge but also make sure to tune in to Monte stream later today I think right don’t don’t quote me entirely on that but they did say they would be streaming today but yeah see you

See have a November and U farewelling bling