Squidward Meets Minecraft: Season 1

SpongeBob is going to the Jellyfish Fields got to say hi Mr Krabs first of course look at the jellyfish coming out of the the Crusty Crab Mr Krabs hi Mr Krabs let’s see five letter word that rhymes with honey money Mr Krabs hi spongebob hey

What’s going on me boy you let a go jellyfishing with me that doesn’t really sound like it’s a something I’m to into oh Jesus oh God go jellyfishing with me a boy oh no no I can’t I can’t leave right now SP I’m cting me money it’s a little more

Important who gives a about your money you crustaceous cheap steak I Love Money SpongeBob I need to car my money that’s all I need it’s all I need in my life but who else is going to go jellyfishing with me where go piss around a Plankton’s place or something

You know your noise your loud shrill voice is scaring off the customers okay Mr Crabs I never went jellyfishing with PL do before I TJ sucker what the f are you doing over here plon oh you’re right there uh plankin you want to go jellyfishing with

Me oh what I I would love to go jellyfishing and shove that jellyfish up your ass oh PL don’t be a downer you come on please go jellyfishing with me you don’t did you ask crabs I did he said to come bug you about it uh well

Here actually I have something right here that you might actually enjoy ooh what is that this this right here is a jellyfishing device you know just go have fun with it why don’t you ooh jellyfishing device I mean I do like the the authentic feel but I’m I’ll give it

A try I’ll give it a try thank you Plankton you’re welcome Patrick Patrick hey SpongeBob what’s going on what you watching I’m watching blank today it’s a season finale it’s getting real intense well get up out of your chair I have something to show you w plank to give me

A oh jellyfishing device I don’t know how to use it yeah it’s so like fun do you think Squidward knows how to use it he’s smart oh I bet he does let’s go find out let’s check with him oh jeez SpongeBob W you just dropped

A whole bunch of that stuff I I didn’t mean to uh it looks cool though well now that it’s here I mean we might as well test it out and see how it works so how does it work Patrick oh I think you got it ow oh my God no

Squidward Squidward I squard what’s up Squidward it was SpongeBob this is the final straw it was an accident squard we didn’t mean to he said it was for jellyfishing who said it was for jellyfishing who said that the God damn TNT was for doing fishing BL it D look

At it doesn’t it look like something no don’t don’t no get that away from me get that away oh but I think if what could you did to my house it’s a little dirty yes I don’t know Squidward I think it’s kind of an improvement fine job I am

Going to be taking my leave now I’m moving out of this neighborhood away from you to Absolute retards please don’t leave it I going to play tickle NS with yeah come on Squidward uh Patrick because I never play tickle nuts with you but squ Lord

Are you going to work how you going to get money how you going to get paid I don’t need money where I’m going I’m going to tentacle Acres where life is just a suction cup away can I come no it’s a it’s a very exclusive Society

Where only the highest of high races are allowed in there come on Squidward I need you to stay so you can tag in every once in a while for tickle nuts I’m getting real raw where I’m going they don’t play tickl nuts where I going tickle nut doesn’t exist it’s

Come on please don’t leave scy please don’t go my mind has been made up I’m leaving as of now I’m going ASAP wow there it is tentacle lers wow it’s beautiful wow I’m sure I’m going to make so many great friends here oh what a handsome looking fellow you are and what

A handsome fellow you are and what’s this one doing over here yeah I don’t really like new people coming here they don’t really understand our ways oh I haven’t seen you around here yeah I’m Squidward I’m the new recruit what are you talking about hey who’s this I don’t

Know he’s a newbie wait wait why am why what did I do I just got here I have I can’t be a just got here your forehead is so big compared to all of ours yeah you have so many more forehead freckles forehead freak I’m pretty sure we have the same I

Can’t even talk to you um okay well uh I’ll be moving into this house over here so if you guys want to come over for a party I’m going to be playing kiss records all night long yeah have fun with that with nobody yeah layo we have Superior tastes like corn on the

Cob corn on the cob with a okay oh yeah you know it corn on the cob is so good especially buttered oh goddamn corn we got green eyed peas well all of my all my old neighbors used to like it when I play Kiss so I’m going to play

Kiss here yeah I bet they did well we’re not your neighbors don’t even associate with us we’re not your friends I don’t even know who you are oh okay if that’s how it’s going to be okay guys let’s play tickle oh I’m just wet with Envy my favorite oh I can’t wait the

Next morning boy oh boy what a beautiful day I’m sure I’ll make lots of friends and have a wonderful time here in squidville boy oh boy I really hope they have canned bread at the store that would make this day extra spectacular oh look at this guy oh hey there friend

How’s it going we’re not your friend go don’t waste my time I’m just a door Greer trying to get paid would you not like to come shopping with me I don’t know who you are nor do I care this is I’m doing my job my name is Squidward

What’s yours doesn’t matter move along and they tell me I’m a downer hi there Mr Squid at the register I hope you’re having a squid delicious day oh I wonder if they have it oh my God they do canned bread oh hey there fella remember me from yesterday would you like to

Share some canned bread with me you no don’t t to me oh okay uh hey there would you like to share some canra with me who the are you I’m Squidward my name is squin tious oh hello squin tious did did you want to come over to my house and

Play some smooth jazz on the clarinet you sound like aing Predator move along yeah okay that’s a little far don’t you think don’t you think okay well um I’m just going to I’m just going to go and uh I’m going to go enjoy my canned bread elsewhere then I’ll find some friends in

This place ah oh this we do be hting hard what a beautiful Park this is oh my God this Fountain it’s beautiful sir don’t you believe that this Fountain is just the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen it’s it’s such a nice day what you know it’s not what everyone’s going

To do it’s everyone just going to call me a today is that what’s going to happen am I just a of the day I’m not a I love keep telling yourself then yeah you don’t play to [Laughter] listening to kiss what is wrong with you

I love it you know you know they have the song L it up or I want to rock and roll all night and party every day that’s gay what do you mean that’s gay what do you listen to what do you listen to squid dishes I listen to greeneyed

Peas they’re the best around really really well maybe I could come over to your house and you can show me some of their music no I I I would prefer if you stay far far away from me well this place is really lame hey oh oh excuse me

Sir excuse me uh you mind if I sit with you over on this bench yes I do mind that seat’s taken oh oh sorry I’ll just sit over here h no that seed’s taken too this one uh yep that one as well what what about this one they’re all taking you go somewhere

Else I like boies though I don’t I don’t like weenies I didn’t see you playing tickle with us yesterday hav’t you ever heard a tickle nuts though that’s like you know that’s what that’s what all the kids are doing that’s the it’s the new fun thing to do tickle nuts that’s the

Most childish thing I’ve ever heard of well all my friends back home used to play it yeah I bet they did you should probably go back there well you know I don’t need a park bench anyway hey excuse me you two you two guys yes never mind I’m I’m going home well

It was a rough day but I’m sure I’ll find some friends and you know what at least this house is nice come tomorrow’s a new day and I’m looking forward to it come on what do you say we go run that ugly sucker out of town he smells yeah

He doesn’t play tickle P yeah he hates tickle P he has a poor smell to him I don’t like it yeah listening to kiss what a earring oh he has definitely played a few rounds of tickle nuts I can tell I can definitely tell come on let’s

Go shabo’s boss I’m so decided to go to sleep and get a good night’s rest I can hear him from here oh me too God can’t stand the sound of his voice yeah hey you what are you doing in our town it’s time for you to get the hell

Out of here you do you sleep standing up on a bed too what are you doing wait wait what are you guys doing up here what are you doing up here this is my house this is my house how’d you how’d you get in here actually it’s our house

Now we all have the same exact key what really it’s not hard to get in can I offer you gentleman some tea I ain’t taking any of your little ass tea no we don’t want any complimentaries I’m not going to take it if it’s offered to me

I’d rather steal it yeah we want you to go we want you to leave get out of our town we don’t like you you need to get out of here you don’t fit in like the rest of us look at you with your little fairy hat you twink but this is what I

Go to sleep and my my mom bought me this hat yeah it looks like she wore it a few times too everyone knows you have to wear this at all times in this Village did your mom cook canned bread too how would you like it if I jumped

Out the window and killed myself yeah you should do that it’s actually exactly what we were hoping for you well good job everyone yeah well that that’s problem solved I’m going to go listen to kiss now I I’m going to listen to green peas I’m going to go play tickle by

Myself wait hold on how is that going to work you need a teammate n nah it’s okay I got I I got this one solo trying to get a new high score ah this is so upsetting I mean sure Spong and Patrick were annoying and bad neighbors but at least they were fun

And eventful and I didn’t get called a f every 3 seconds Squidward we’re sorry come on can you come back we’re sward we miss you I’m sorry yeah we’re bored Squidward we can’t with anybody without you around e really mean a lot to me and I knew that from the

Start but now I really realized how much you mean to me sward yeah I like your funny smell I love the smell of nuts on you it has a great Aroma nuts and butts you know what we’re going to blow this place up just like how we started and

We’re going to save Squidward yeah that sounds good we’ll go rescue him from his uh he’s probably burning in there let’s blow this place up okay we’re going to blow and last but not least right there we’re going to get through this magic we’re going to save

Squidward yeah let’s do it we’re coming for you Squidward click the black button what button that one right there run runic what the is going on over here what happened over there we’re going to save you Squidward yeah we’re coming for you buddy come here what the

Are you two doing what who are you what are you doing here this isn’t a place for you hey Squidward we found you we need Squidward what are you supposed a sponge and a what are you I’m Patrick I know it I know it this tril of

Destruction could only be two people you know these two wo two Squidward I knew we didn’t like your kind but this is stupid to the lowest of lows squid dious these people they may be annoying they may be they may play tickle nuts a lot but they’re better people than

Youo well we don’t like your kind so just please get out of here maybe we will wait Squidward come back Squidward I like you more no you come back Squidward come on Squidward we want to take you home I’m not your Squidward get over here you it’s me I’m

Squidward I’m Squidward that was squid dious it is Squidward or is it hi Squidward it is you stupid sucker how do we know there’s so many you’re going to have to enter the tickle nut secret code oh you want to play tickle nuts huh that’s what it’s going to take tickle

Nuts tickle nuts tickle nuts tickle nuts tick tickle your tickle tickle nuts it is Squidward Squidward a it is Squidward High SCH Lord you know what they say in Bikini Bottom fellas tickle nuts and tickle butts tickle nuts and tickle butts tickle nuts and tickle

Buds all right let’s get the hell out of here you said it and uh SpongeBob you’ll be paying for my house because you blew it up I don’t know what you said but okay yeah what whatever you say squ thanks for watching today’s video guys

And if you like what you saw be sure to like comment and subscribe and make sure to hit that post notification bell for more videos I’m hungry give made a formula already we learned a valuable lesson today yeah tickle p is really fun that’s right n poop that’s the smartest

Thing you’ve said today bye guys bye bye see you then come poops later uh-oh Squidward Squidward whyer are me in the ground what the okay okay hi Squidward hey Squidward wow I didn’t know you had someone locked in your basement SpongeBob come on Obama is here

He wants his Patty come on Mrs Mr Obama wants the Patty see you idiot okay I actually have one already I have one just for you there you go oh that’s my spatula there you go Squidward bring it to him I’m on my break lucky okay hi Mr Obama here’s your crabby patty

Ma’am why thank you Deary no problem thank you for coming to the Crusty Crab yes this plan turn a can of Vienna sausages into a robot cannot possibly fail oh not this time stupid oh SpongeBob hey uh just uh step aside side I just just want to come in you know

Just come in for a little sniff you know free smells I don’t believe it um I you gu you step back you step back excuse me yellow guy I I got you whatever go back no he yes he is I did the wrong command oh my

Meal the crabby patty will be mine no no I got him oh hooray the outbreak was almost bad okay let’s get those Krabby baddies back did you say you were breaking bad I could have did I you said that break was almost bad the breaking was almost bad

You almost took the Krabby Patty secret formula so what you’re saying is he was Breaking Bad If the L connects if the lore connects bad joke bad joke I saved the Crusty crowd once again trat I just don’t get it it’s always that yellow idiot over there foiling my

Plans plan turn this Vienna sausage can into a robot was supposed to be a sing why don’t you just make him evil PL shut up C woman I’m trying to think I’ve got it I’ll I’ll turn SpongeBob to the dark side I’m turning into Mr Krabs I’ll turn SpongeBob to the dark

Side and get that formula brilliant as always my tiny husband but how will we get him here oh don’t worry my cancerous computer wife Karen cancerous is my voice that bad no no I was referring to the cancer don’t worry my cancer is computer wife Karen I’ve got it all figured

Out ah thanks for joining me for the uh slumber party SpongeBob you’re in dream slumber party yeah that’s right ooh dream slumber party yeah yeah something like that right this way boys oh well if it isn’t my dream state computer wife Karen yes dreams computers can totally

Have those yeah yeah come on in here SpongeBob no what’s up you you want to play tickle nuts you want to tickle nuts of course I want to play tickle nuts I am an alltime expert at tickle nuts my nuts are kind of small they’re like little beans oh yeah oh yeah yeah crunch them like pop rocks yeah pop

Rocks or something pop rocks they they have to be really tiny then well well this has been great if you like this video hit that like button and subscribe all right real nice to have you here SpongeBob hold on Ken please please don’t do it hold still SpongeBob this is only

Going to hurt a lot please what the what the did you do to me you stupid yes yes hurt you’re so bad now then SpongeBob I’ve turned you to the side of evil and now you will do my bidding shut the up you think I’m going to do my

Bidding no I I will not do your Bing I won’t do anyone’s bidding I’m my own person let me the out of here you will listen to my commands right now I will not listen to you why the do I listen to your commands Squidward you’re

In the shot oh am I yeah you’re just completely visible yeah redo that I didn’t know my from the sky out of the corner of my eye and just like walked around this now then SpongeBob I’ve turned you to the side of evil and now you will do my

Bidding okay what the do you think you think I’m going to do you think I’m going to do ear bidding when you’re a tiny little baby look at you you’re the tiniest little thing you need a Mech just a walk let me the out of here

Hey come on you’re not supposed to do that you listen to my commands right now now why do you think I listen to your commands look how tiny you are compared to me I’m a big person and you’re a tiny little thing that needs a Mech I can just knock you

Over you’re an you’re a mean bully that’s like the worst one of all how am I bully it’s just the truth SpongeBob you need to give me the Krabby Patty secret formula no I’m going to steal it from myself it’s mine I will become the rich man I will become the

Crusty Krab owner I will you will not have a chance against me you will never have a chance against me well this really didn’t go to plan hey hey SpongeBob what’s up don’t talk to me hey ow what the oh SpongeBob I hate you oh why are

You hitting me oh I never liked you SpongeBob SpongeBob’s PE me got to go fast come here come there stop running from me you know you’re not going to catch up I got you I got you I got [Applause] you yeah keep crying keep crying a

SpongeBob why are you being so mean to me because bled is a dickle I hate him and now I have to hate you because of what he did to me plon Plankton oh yeah I guess it makes sense I get it now oh oh oh that hurts oh it hurts so much

Keep crying I’m going to pull up this time going pull next time yeah yeah stay out of my hood this is my neighborhood now get the out of [Applause] here you ble boy ah what a beautiful morning here in Bikini Bottom

I don’t have to go to work I can just go listen to my show tunes and go make some bread SpongeBob what are you doing in my house what you want this is my house what are you doing in my house such an attitude what’s your

Problem this is this is my house you live next door what’s my problem what’s your problem hey hey oh waa whoa oh hey hey hey no need to throw hands get out of my house get out my house no Spong up get out of my house I’m calling the police do you

Think you’re going to call the police all right I’m about you see what I have you see what I have yeah stop throwing at me oh you son of a get out of my house get out of here you’re insane you’re you’re insane this is my place Get Out go

Go go away go away what makes you think you’re going to run for me oh God try to live in my house oh God I’m not in here I’m not in here I’m not in here I’m not in here oh my God Spong up go away you

Better get out the window or you’re going to get beat the up get out of my house but P I don’t want to go out the window get out the window right now sponge don’t make me do it I’m going out the window Square word come here what’s

Going into you boy oh what’s going into me you should have been there you should have been there when plon he had me held captive and no one day think about it you have the P for what I went through oh God all right he he didn’t see me I’m

Going to get out of the window for my own safety now Squidward hey what the do you think you’re doing in my house your house SpongeBob I’ll build built this thing yeah yeah you you’re built to get the out of here SpongeBob get out of my house what have we talked about with

Roleplay outside the bedroom SpongeBob Hey ow you heard me you woman hey I told you not the face hey get out of my house I own this place now this is my place I own the Bikini Bottom house don’t make me get the Bazooka I will

Play anyone in here this is my hood just wait till the gang pulls up hear me wait till the gang pulls up you’re going to be done the F kind of gang you gonna bring Patrick I have a restraining order he can’t even be here Patrick I

Just beat the out of him I don’t care who the I beat out of because I’m pissed for what pled did to me you should have been there now I have to do what planked did to me I mean I could help I’ve got so many weapons upstairs

Sh ow hey you can help me by getting the out all right fine you get out of my house my house I’ll be back and I’m bring in a tank oh yeah yeah go go this my wheel now this is my wheel now guys I’m absolutely tired of

Sponge I’m trying to order this around he’s become an evil little prick ever since something happened with pton I don’t even know what it was but it’s ridiculous I even offered to let him use all my weapons to get back at him I don’t know what the hell his problem is

I’ve been taking you’re an idiot he would used it all on us yeah he he was whipping me harder than usual today yeah same wait a minute wait a minute wait you know what no I’m not going to even go there I’m I’m I’m not I’m I’m not

Even going to go there look lward I think you’re the only one he doesn’t he he wishes God he wishes I don’t know about that one bud well anyway the only person he has to G after yet as Mr Krab did I hear my name oh my

God go everybody go everyone go go go go get the F out of my house oh my God this is my crusty Crow I own this place holy everywhere’s my house go go go let it be known everywhere’s my house I own all of you I sure do love sitting here

Facing the front door for no reason I don’t know why I put the TV in the corner right there instead of in front of me but uh yeah well great day for staring at the front door I’m GRE and you’re next Mr Crabs SpongeBob get out of my house hey oh hey

Boyo wa what got into you I PL it did something terrible to me and you have to pay for what he’s done to me now give me the formula right now planked I see yeah I should have known it was planked behind this all right boyo I’m going to need you to turn

Hey hey waa give me this pular I’m going to need you going to face that door there SpongeBob and bend over bend over please don’t do it Mr stop Mr out it’s me it’s me there we go knock a little bit of scent into

Your boy what where am I why am I at your place what’ you do to me yeah that seems more like the SpongeBob I remember Mr CR what’ you do I just knocked a little sense into you pach you just like the old days like we used to do to our kids

Oh well why am I here what what am I where am I you’re in my house I don’t know why you’re here all places ENT you’re here for the formula go figure Plankton behind in all he put a curse on me he did he did bad bad things he had

Me held up to a wall he Karen and he would punch me over and over well seems like you got your uh your witch back about you boyo looks like oh well that ends well now that you got your head back on straight Bo yeah I guess so yeah yeah

Why am I wearing pajamas in the middle of the night or the day uh I don’t know do you want to come up to my room and get change yeah please thank you well guys thanks for watching today’s video if you enjoy what you be sure to like

Comment subscribe for more crazy Tales of bikini bottom in Minecraft oh yeah and if you want to keep watching these videos hit the post notification Bell for our more videos and I’m Mr Krabs yeah oh yeah you are oh man I hate being the only unadopted baby here at the orphanage

Goooo basketball goooo oh is there another baby over there goooo hi who are you I’m I’m SpongeBob no one loves me you don’t look very lovable I guess I could that’s why I can say the same for you over there what’s that supposed to mean look at you with your big forehead

Hey before my mother abandoned me she used to tell me it may me look very distinguished yeah I don’t think so I think that was a way of like letting it easy on you what’s that supposed to mean she didn’t like you she didn’t like you

I’m going get adopted first oh yeah oh okay that’s I’m coming out there I’m I’m breaking out of here yeah that’s it that’s it coming out too you want to go you want to go you want to go yeah yeah let Let’s Take It Outside Come

On Let’s Take It Outside Come On Let’s Take It Outside no no no don’t be a little baby not yet no no yeah go on let’s take it outside let’s check it outside okay let’s go ah boy you can’t get enough of those Cleveland Steamers

Oh hey well you kids get back into the crib come on let’s go hey you ain’t my daddy there come on back back I say back you don’t even want us you just want to sell us for money yeah you just want the money you’re going to get for my wiener

You little carpet munchers I don’t have time for this you got to get back into the bed I will not be getting back into the bed oh yeah yeah what are you what are you going to do we what are you going to do yeah what what are you going

To do if we don’t well I don’t know I don’t really have much steak in this place I don’t even work here uh wait wait wait wait wait what are you do what are you doing here I I was in the bathroom taking a crap did you take a

Picture of it was it was it like a really nice one it was big and swirly it wrapped the whole way around the bowl was it something you’ll be proud of that you send it to your friends yeah is that one of those like really really

Cool ones that you got to post to Twitter yeah know I really wanted to get a nice snapshot for my Instagram uh oh I post my on Pinterest check out my page all right all right I’ve calmed down SP let’s go back to our cribs okay what’s your ad oh I I’ll ask

Later meanwhile well wh wife I’m feeling hungry let’s go adopt ourselves a child I’m just bored let’s go buy a baby yeah I am feeling rich and famished and like you’re a wife I could really use myself a child to lighten up this drab environment it would be nice

To have somebody who doesn’t break me every day yeah I’ll teach them to do that too let’s go let’s go buy a baby okay you ain’t a pleasure neither this way wife do I need to get theing leash again come on let’s go you’re the one

Who needs the leash for your F fat ass your pants don’t even fit into the car I’ll drive cuz I’m the man and you’re a woman and all that this is why we’re getting children I’m sick of you and we could probably stash them in the truck

On the way back we don’t have back seats so I could really use a tall child ain’t going to have any short little rugrat in my house who the f on short kids oh we ain’t having any goddamn short kids I swear to God why the fck

Would we put anybody on the short bus that shit’s that’s what I’m saying you’re you’re one saying you want the short one Jesus you you said that shut up uh-uh no nuh-uh not happening all right Spong up you know what let’s put our differences aside I think when

The next couple that comes in here to buy a baby uh wants to buy a baby we should pretend we’re brothers so that way we go together oh that might actually work even though we’re we look completely different and we’re different breeds in your big ass forehead uh I

Think it might work I would love to have a dad and hopefully on the favorite I bet we’re going to have two moms that’s going to be our luck I tell you that’s my my hopes and dreams so I can suck on the teeth both teeths there’s four

Teeths though gee I sure can’t wait to see all these tall babies oh look at this drab establishment look at that tiny head hanging up on the wall I am not impressed it’s not a good sign honey this is an awful sign look at this filthy Place ew they haven’t even

Cleaned the carpet look at all the velmet stains oh God hang on I want to Sno SpongeBob SpongeBob look there’s a couple I see them I see them oh my God they’re so tall I but they’re so loving and nurturing and caring and lovely people they’re not two moms but they’re

Great I sure can’t wait to get home and whip the babies hello is anybody here does anybody run this place or do we just kidnap it and run excuse me in here in here come here go go come here disgusting children I mean lovely children’s noises neptun

Trousers hi hi are you my new mom and dad mommy daddy I can’t even see them H I believe we’ve walked into the homeless Museum dear I don’t believe we’re at the right place I’m a shower not a grower okay I I I a grower you’re damn right look at you

I can step on you I believe we walked into the wrong facility no no no no no listen listen listen me and my brother I promise we’ll get taller over time we’ll be really good and and we’ll do whatever you say if you take us home with you

We’ll do what it takes There Ain’t No Way You Are Brothers with him tumor nose what the you call me you son of a told I told you I I stop sque look I’ll do whatever me and my brother my really ugly brother we’ll do whatever it

Takes to have a mommy and daddy what the don’t call us that to start are you prepared to do lots of chores and eat lots of food and clean out underneath of my greasy toenails uh what was that last thing a as long as I can get love and

Attention he said you better clean up after the snils in the backyard I don’t think that’s what he said lesson number one shut your trap we’re the parents and you’re the slaves have it bab this is going to be easier than I thought yeah

I’m with you all right uh so do we get to go home now y’all are walking here’s the address here’s the address we’ll see you there um I guess we’ll drop a 50 on the counter or something I don’t know yeah a 50 what what is a 50 what is a

Money nah they don’t deserve a 50 hun hun drop a five they ain’t worth it yeah we were promised tall children they are short this is a baby establishment I guess we better get walking SpongeBob I hope they love us and give us attention where are those ugly little children

That we bought from the baby store GE I’ll sure don’t know maybe we should have put them in the trunk there they are oh it’s about time you get here you’re 5 minutes past your curfew sorry we have really tiny legs what’s the curfew it’s 2:30 p.m.

You’re damn right the curfew is 2 the curfew is you’re always indoors and here it is oh you do not talk to anyone else do not touch anything in my house come this way freakish little poverty imps okay mommy and daddy that I love so much don’t call us that they close the

Door on us come on we are Masters to you do not call us mommy and daddy wow SpongeBob look how big and nice this house is I know it’s so well furnished yes it is quite nice and lovely and hey look at all the money we have made do

Not touch anything not touch my why can’t I get on the seat do not touch anything because you are too short and ugly to touch things are you British or Texan I don’t know it’s a mix of both leave me be she’s bricken mommy daddy look up your size

Get off my counter oh sorry how did you guys get so tall well you see you ugly little child uh that’s none of your business please mind it um I who is the Illuminati e who the is that what the who the is that what what is that what what the

oh God it’s Illumina did it pton stop screaming oh that was just the ghost of our first child they interrupted her hot steamy SpongeBob role play Daddy how’ you get so tall well I guess since you little poverty stricken imps are going to be living underneath

Of our roof in this very rich highly esteemed establishment you should learn a thing or two about how to become big and tall like us the tallest family in Minecraft you hear that SpongeBob we’re going to be the tallest family in Minecraft I want to be big and tall just

Like my mommy and daddy mhm that’s right step one get off our counter yeah get the off the counters you little okay you didn’t even wash your dirty hands well I didn’t see a sink go upstairs did you just call your parental unit a you’re grounded I’m

Stepping on you I’m the man of the house I knew I’d always be the favorite yeah I told you fat ass you spongeb go upstairs you little follow me I want to hear about how I become the tallest can we talk on the way maybe M St one you have to eat lots

Of fruits and vegetables and work really hard like your parental unit one which is me I’m the one cuz I’m the man he says that but I earned us our Fortune what do you guys do for a living well I’m rich for a living I have lots

Of money that I like you’re rich because I make rocket ships you dumb yes and I like to lay on mountains of cash with my spare time you’re a trophy husband you dumb pink oh you silence you cow wife you’re just mad you are rich cuz of me and you

Signed a prenup so even if you divorce me you can’t be rich well with your womanly skills you should teach them how to clean dishes and do laundry with your quote unquote manly skills you can teach them how to pick your toenails bura we’re going to have so much to talk

About in therapy about mommy and daddy fighting I can’t wait to be just like them when I grow up again do not call us that you better not tell anybody about this if you do it’ll be another week of chores for you oh we don’t even have any

Weeks of chores we just got here we haven’t been here for 5 minutes you got a month of chores to catch up on I suggest you not make it too oh then follow me to your quarters which is through this doorway that I cannot fit into we are so gloriously tall we can’t

Fit through this door don’t worry it’s the servants quarters we don’t need to be in there anyway this isn’t a bedroom for a wonderful child hell no no this is a room for sluggish little ugly stinky imps I don’t know what kind of impression that stupid guy that was at

The counter gave you but there was even a guy at the counter we just kidnapped these things oh yeah you’re right oh it’s got dark in here it looks like it’s going to be night time oh yeah I’m getting tired can you read us a bedtime

Story once upon a time there were two stinky children and they went to sleep the end goodbye go to bed oh okay parental unit 1 and two shall be going to sleep now okay good night Dad and Mama I love you we will um speak further upon your chores in the morning

Okay Dad SpongeBob if you hear a lot of banging on the wall don’t leave the room okay we don’t have a bedroom door cuz we’re so rich so do not come into our bedroom no matter what you hear come here I SpongeBob look they were so nice

They got us these colorcoded beds I don’t think I care about the colorful beds right now and if you tell them that again tomorrow I’ll make the other one black too I don’t like that dick noosed one he’s got attitude we got to beat that out of him the next

Morning oh oh what is that noise rise and shine children it is 6:00 a.m. it is time to go and catch the early worm 6: a.m. why are we up at 6:00 a.m. the adoption agency never made us get up at 6:00 a.m. well you’re getting

Up at 6:00 a.m. in this house that’s how this works let us go downstairs and see what the parental unit 2 has cooked for you for breakfast okay Dad hey SpongeBob look there’s a guy in the fish shank don’t talk about him he makes pizza don’t talk about him don’t talk to him

And I touch his P that’s the Baba du you don’t want to talk to him Baba du the Baba du ignore the fish tank Baba duuk let us go this way okay Dad okay Dad D am I your favorite um well you are certainly one of my two children yes all

Right let us go to the kitchen Bo I sure do like cooking burgers for breakfast cuz I’m from Texas oh burgers oh I love burgers I want a burger we don’t eat burgers for the burgers are for us y’all get to eat wood chips yeah that’s a little better wood chips wood

Chips I like chips yeah do they potato like or are they just wood like I don’t know if wood chips will give them the nourishment that they need to grow into big strong people dear we got anying corn or anything uh maybe let me check

The fridge uh yeah we do oh man sponge she checked the fridge and the fridge wasn’t even there that was impressive love it when she checks the invisible fridge I’m going to get that ass tonight that’s your father’s chair you dick oh okay sorry sorry Mom so what’s for what’s for what’s for

Breakfast I know we were talking about wood chips is that is that still What’s Happening Here well ugly ungrateful children I have brought to you nourishment here you go a potato for you and a potato for you where’s the potato where’ it go make sure you eat all

Youring veggies or you’re going to stay small forever I can’t see it doesn’t taste good I don’t like it tooing bad H well the only other option I have for you is this stinky red radish here you may eat that can I have it can I have it

I haven’t gotten any food yet that’s your problem the two of you must split it no no SpongeBob SpongeBob that’s not fair give me some oh boy I just picked up a bunch of radishes dick no stay quiet and eat I like like this sponge one he’s

Sitting still he’s eating I love you Mom and Dad mom look I’m eating now too Mom look see see where the even are you I’m over here I’m eating I’m eating I’m eating I’m eating at the table we are civilized are we okay I’m going to sit

Next to Dad oh filthy you are further down the pecking order than right next to parental unit 1 you shall sit down there at the end next to woman but Dad I I was hoping we could beat him for his ins donation I was hoping we could go

Out and throw the pig skin around later you know M pig skin sounds delicious I suppose we can partake in this activity yay yay I want to play football with my dad parental unit number one can we discuss something in the other room I’m going to give you another black

Eye oh my god look I got taller it worked we’re growing wow both of the children have grown it appears that they may be useful yet for my brand new Plantation mayhaps we must discuss something stay right here uh don’t move or you’re getting a beaten okay I’m

Sorry I wonder what a plantation is I’m I don’t know but I’m not going to lie we should probably get out of here why why I love my mom and dad even though they feed me whatever they have yeah exactly I don’t think this is a happy home you

Sound kind of ungrateful sward darling husband if we continue to taste them they may yet be useful H you may have yet used your brain once again let us I suppose that we should run some tests on them to make sure they are fit to live continue living in these qus

They’ll still be slaves though right oh yeah definitely I love you so much yeah yeah all right what’s go on here Mom Dad I promise I stay completely still I haven’t even turned my camera excellent excellent they have held perfectly still all right children we

Have a little Tas for you a little test St endurance okay uh what what is it first we’re going to go to Jellyfish Fields and you’re going to catch me a 100 jellyfish H 100 jellyfish excuse me Mrs mom lady ma’am um that seems a bit

Excessive does it not do you want jam on your toast or not in great I could live without it well I want jellyfish caviar so you’re going to catch them what if they touch my butthole with their tentacle Stingers if you would like to continue living in this lovely happy

Home with this perfect happy not at all abusive little family then you will go out and catch a bunch of jellyfish okay okay okay okay keep walking okay okay we’ll meet you there we’re taking the car wait you’re not going to take us with you again no you’ll get the

Seats dirty but I’m very clean I I took a shower in your sink last night you did what our sink is defiled darling call the plumber we need a new one dad I didn’t get a shower I don’t know how to use the sink I’m too little I can’t get

In the tub by myself I needed mommy and daddy’s help well it seems as though you’re going to have to spend the rest of the day cleaning the sink fanom unit let us go are you kidding me we have Maids it got a little tight in

Here since the last time we were in you got to stop eating them deep frog clams we’ll see you there don’t be late okay bye bu up sucks yeah I realize that now all right come on SP we finally made it I can’t wait to go jellyfishing

Okay SP going to cut the wires in the car before we go oh do you know how to do that why are the children touching our car I’m not touching the car I was looking at it I didn’t do anything to it I promise I swear to God you shall not

Lay your grubby little fingers upon my beautiful vessel you will be wax in the car when we get home and if you aren’t inside by curfew it’s a lashing ow I wonder if I could drive just like you guys some today well I’m all big and

Grown up like you yeah I doubt it okay so I’m going to need you too guys look the sun came out a little bit more look how bright it is it’s a beautiful day to be a family yes beautiful indeed family beautiful day to sniff the air observe the grass and

Catch jellyfish which is what you two shall be doing for us right now we’re going to go kick it at oyster Stadium come see us when you got your 100 jellyfish each okay Mommy goodbye daddy so long young ones oh boy I can’t wait to watch George Floyd on ice but dear

That got cancelled don’t you remember all right SpongeBob we got a real tall order to fill right now oh god oh come on get it oh oh God I fell in a hole already let’s SP why are we doing this why are we doing this we better get

Really tall after this one because this sucks we got to eat we got to F for ourselves this is we have to eat something that’s not rotten can we eat jellyfish though oh oh I got St ow oh I got one spider I got one spider

I got I actually got one I got one I need to get one I’m going to go show Mom I’m going should be real proud I’m going to keep on trying to get one mom mom mom mom mom mom who incessant child is that oh that’s right I forgot those

Things are ours E look I got one I got one all by myself on the first try wow excellent excellent give me 99 more but that’s so many I had I was I tried so hard to get this one what did IU tell you about talking back I’m sorry oh

Jesus Christ bun can I I can’t get the jellyfish out of my net how are we supposed to get anymore I can’t either what are we going to do when are we go in school again I don’t know if they could afford school yeah but you seen

Their house I don’t think the public school wants anything to do with them and and their children honestly so what do we do now squer we’ll just get them all in the same net we’ll get them all in the same net is that even possible

Wow H you’re even taller get up here and bend over okay I think I ate it I did you yeah if you if you press right click you eat it oh I’m so hungry I got it yes I’m hungry eat it eat it godamn Tails all open my

Business oh I can tell you haven’t showered in a while just how you like it oh SpongeBob I feel like I’m getting taller catching these things I got a little big bigger too oh it smells like Sriracha almonds holy sponge look we’re taller yeah look at you you’re

Bigger than I am I think we have enough jellyfish now we caught a bunch and we got stung by a lot so hopefully the the the rest that we didn’t get will be made up for in stings we got about eight and I ate most of them I’m pretty sure that

If anything they would probably get a little more joy from us getting stung than I get their jellyfish which is sad to say you’re right maybe we should bring that up and hopefully they have some sympathy what the fu is happening yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wo I Can

Fly hi Dad hi Mommy woman the children are observing we caught her jellyfish we caught her jellyfish hey look at us we got taller we got taller too oh hey they they got taller H it appears that our exercises are working congratulations children you are becoming useful yet I’m

Only a year old all right children um we shall meet you back at our home before the next festivities if you’re not back inside by two you’re sleeping outside with the snails can you take me with you Dad no not not yet not today uh good luck he said not today that means

Someday he might take me I doubt it husband Drive oh we can’t take the car why I don’t know SpongeBob life is good you know why it’s a nice night we had a nice stroll and those two bastards had to walk home what the there you are

Children it’s about time you got here how did did you guys get here so fast we’re rich you idiot we ubered you couldn’t take us with you no why would we do such a thing and waste our precious valuable money on you whatever you are where’s your bow mobile Mom and

Dad I don’t know it ran out of working get inside up the stairs up the stairs You Go Darling these children are too fing stressful I can’t handle this anymore let’s take them back yeah I got a lot of stress too I’m really p top after you checked in that invisible

Refrigerator earlier you know what I mean uh I think we could possibly take them to somewhere fun like um how would you say glove world oh that sounds lovely oh Bob sponge squid pants is on TV oh my God it’s my favorite show that the main character is annoying as

Who told you you could touch my TV I’m sorry Dad I’m sorry love I didn’t do nothing it was him it was him I swear to God it was him I don’t like tattletails no no flashings yeah oh no it broke oh God the crazy broke the rug God

Damn it horor woman oh no oh I’m actually breaking you shall stay here and fix this living room at once you remember the game that we played when we first met Silence of the wenches that is why you shall play now and you shall fix this living room up in the

Meantime I’m hiding inside of the cabinet I got to hide in the toilet mom is scaring me I’m scared I’m inside the cabinet look at up the old man in the Ste where in the is my bathroom darling bring me dickn he knows what he

Did I I can’t get anywhere this is house is too tiny for my giant uh posterior oh my God that was that’s horrifying that’s horrifying oh go away go away you guys made me cry come on out here little child well no I don’t want to no what if

I told you that tomorrow morning we’re going to glove world we then make you come out of there glove world really I want to go want to I want to want to want to go shut up or we ain’t going I suppose we may consider going but it’s

Going to have to require that you go to bed right now this very instant very right now well I’ll go to bed I’m going to bed right now I’m going right now I’m going now I’m going now I want to go to glove world Squidward I never went

Before shut up shut up go to bed go to bed okay good night Squidward good night the next morning ring ring ring oh man not the Bell again not the Bell that’s right the Bell get used to it every single morning you little brats all right onward down to breakfast so

That way we uh May partake in breakfast festivities okay Dad well there we French toast that’s not up to me not up to me to decide okay it’s up to the dishwasher hey Mom I think I can get up on the a stool myself look oh God God I

Did it don’t get on my counter again I’m not on your counter I’m on I’m on the seat see H slightly bigger more useful what’s for breakfast for you more vegetables a for us loving husband who is already in his seat I have made you strawberries on top of French toast yeah

It’s about time can I get something better than vegetables did I ask for your opinion let’s go meet our pet snail SpongeBob oh yeah I have said hi to him yet SP let’s eat this thing let’s eat this fing thing I can’t eat this anymore I can’t eat this anymore no

No I don’t eat it I want to sell when I grow up it’s my favorite pet no Spong I can’t do this anymore I can’t fing do this we got to get out of here I’ve been here for two whole days oh I’ve been by

Your side the whole time I can’t do 18 years I can’t either I say once we’re tall enough to beat the out of them we just can escape how long will that take sward God who knows but we have to to work hard to get there let’s go back

Inside bye snails I sure do love my snails they’re my prized possessions yes they are quite lovely I’m waiting at my throne for you to lick my toes woman well I’m glad that you love your snail that’s why I I fed them really good for you Mom they had better be groomed and

Well bathed or I’m going to beat you I did that I did that he did it with his tongue I watched it was gross as you should they’re pure breads they’ve been groomed quite well tastes like Lube what uh what are the plans for today well today children we are going to glove

World everybody onward let us go glove world isn’t this a great family walk to glove world this is awesome yeah if you say so don’t forget hun I made us rocket shoes we can fly what yep I we’ll we’ll see you there we’re going to go fly now

Goodbye T I hate them dear I believe I’ve shed my pants on the way here might you look it up for me make one of the kids do it sponge here we are we I glove world we’re at glove world finally glove world yeah oh yeah I love

Glove world ah there you are children I thought you might never get here now for today’s tasks you will be carrying all our while we get on the rides all of it that’s right what if I accidentally drop it if you drop it you’re paying for it and I sure hope you

Brought an allowance with you I don’t even have money oh well no no no there is no allowance we are allowing you to live in our house and you may carry our things your allowance is that you’re allowed to live oh God this is all so heavy what do you have on

Your purse mom she carries my rocks why do you carry rocks around they’re very special don’t talk about his rocks those are my very special rocks oh take care of Daddy’s special rocks SpongeBob this isn’t turning out to be the fun day I was hoping it would be I thought this

Would at least be like a little bit of a break and we ain’t getting any of that there’s even people here and no one’s even caring about us clearly child labor is beloved hey flip that switch I did no you didn’t you’re punching it don’t

Punch it oh you’re going to break it a SpongeBob I got to take a break I got to take a break man oh what are we going to do Squidward I’m going to first of all I’m going to throw some of these rocks out of the bag because I don’t think

They’re going to notice smile for the camera hun cheese I hope you didn’t tell want the rocks that would be a shame all right at least I took some of the weight off of our body maybe we can get fake rocks that are made of plastic a that’s

A good idea so it’s later you think you might notice they’re kind of stupid oh are you stuck you broke the track oh no the cart is gone hey what happened to the Mitten cart um the ignorant woman unit uh has broken the track I believe we will have to partake in another

Activity so you tell me I got to walk somewhere else now the you think you here for well let’s see where else can we make these little Savages walk through oh the merry go round my favorite yeah okay can we ride on that too because we can put our stuff down

While we ride it no then someone might steal my precious R I’ll tell you what you could sit on top of the things and get a better view of us I I don’t think that’s very fair not very fun either well that’s life for you life just isn’t

Fair remember the merry go round just like our first date yeah your first black eye oh the memories F let’s go on the bumper cars while they’re over here Bea a bunch of just throw the Rocks down what’s come on bumper cars okay bumper car bumper cars bumper cars

Boy if my stuff is on the ground I’m going to beat those kids look at me go oh yeah oh my God there’s some woman on the track let’s hit her let’s pretend she’s mom I always wanted the drive when I was older oh my God this is so much fun

We what AM am I seeing with my eyes how dare you oh is that Dad get out get out get out children who told you you could have your own conscience uh I am Jesus you’re making daddy angry get your asses out here now squard I thought this was going

To be a bad idea uh hi guys uh hi go go go go go go go go go go go where’s my you little twink go go go go go go pick up our stuff Dad no Dad I’m sorry I’m sorry oh my God she’s fast she’s fast she’s

Fast no stop f look look look look look I got your purse I got your purse see see I have your purse it’s right here I have it everything better be in there everything is in here I totally didn’t drop out some of the Rocks thank you for

Watching my lovely bubble man have some money I think you’re cheating on Dad you get okay where where are we off to next guys we’re going to the Fist O Pain I hope you get fisted with pain me too SCH I’m scared I don’t like this place anymore SpongeBob I’m feeling kind

Of tingle you feel on that taller sensation again I feel like I’m growing a little bit all right since you children have made daddy very angry he’s going to go take out his frustrations on mommy stay here holy SpongeBob look how tall I am now oh I I feel like I

Want to grow up too carrying these bags around is easy now SC I feel so big and strong this is insane it kind of hurts hey it’s that guy from the adoption agency you son of a you could have saved us why did you have to take his

and leave why oh now you’re not even going to answer us okay oh don’t give me that look don’t give me that look okay SpongeBob this guy is’s not worth our time 2 hours later man I hope they come back to they been on that roller coastering forever now I am just

So tired and impatient of standing here and waiting we could be on the rides right now but we’re we’re just here with their stuff ah there you are children and uh oh my wow it appears they have grown you’re almost deserving of Love almost almost deserving of love he

Doesn’t deserve love are you guys proud of us you better be I’ve been breaking my back it appears that they are almost ready for the final challenge yes I agree the final challenge what’s the final challenge you’ll find out in the morning get some sleep tonight children

You’re going to need it okay am I your favorite yet dad we’ll see what was it what did you just say am I your favorite yet oh Well I can promise that you do exist and you will also live in my house all right the next morning all right

Children prepare for a good morning jellyfish oh morning kids oh god what the hell was that what was oh my God holy what did you do good morning crusty crew what just happened we have quite the day planned ahead of us why what what what what is this today is the

Big challenge challenge what challenge what what what is this to prove that you are worthy of our love follow us schard this is the moment I’ve been waiting for don’t get your hopes up there shall be no breakfast before your trial today on the couch some of you may survive and

Some of you may not today you will learn why we are so gloriously tall and rich yes we are the tallest wealthiest family in Minecraft the tallest and wealthiest I don’t know if I necessarily like this it seems a little scary the way you guys are talking to it’s like we’re going to

Run an obstacle course of lava or something well I guess this is my fault for saying it here it is trial by fire children have fun oh God wait wait I don’t want to go what what do we get when we win you may receive our love we

Have to win SPL I can’t do this anymore Squidward wait for me now go before I push you I’m sorry I’m going I’m going oh my God holy that was a hell of a jump sard we got this oh my God woo oh I felll oh look at them go

How are we surviving I almost regret stealing them instead of purchasing them almost God I got to start back at this part of the obstacle course makes me remember when my parents stole me no yeah ah how many times did it take for you guys to do the obstacle course I did

It in one go I’m doing it in one go too Mom oh wow look at that one you better go catch up to him I always knew he was my favorite yeah oh my God I K he’s proving his Worth to us maybe he won’t have to get any lashes when we get

Home I can’t believe I can’t believe this is happening I fell off the lad how do I manage that other one’s a little bit iffy ah I’m a good boy too I’m a good boy too I did it I did it I knew he

Could handle the trial I did it I did it I let us observe the other one I’m going as good as I can here Guys small one be prepared the growth hurts oh I’m so happy I made it SP I made it some hit the hit the Bell hit the bell I broke

The Bell nice one you broke our ancient tests oh oh it wasn’t me those sward it’s time to kill him I always knew I didn’t like this one bye Squidward oh my God oh my God oh my God well it seems that the tables have turned a little bit

Here now how they um no no hang on a minute there uh these are Traditions you must understand oh yeah understand this oh Squidward no don’t do that Squidward we’re big and strong now SpongeBob come on let’s go SpongeBob let’s go SpongeBob let’s go let’s get the out of here

Look let’s go let’s get out of here they don’t love us SpongeBob they don’t love us us all right SpongeBob that was great we away now let’s go inside and get our things yeah I feel so strong I’m feeling pretty good yeah oh there’s the children

How did they get here already listen my two sons who I almost love very dearly I apologize for not aborting you sooner for you see this woman here is a clownish with clownish intentions and order to grow taller we had to abuse you it’s part of the tradition you must understand

I don’t know if that was worth it I’m I’m I’m so tall I can’t even see myself on my camera properly now I don’t know how good this video is going to look oh well you see uh it had to be done it was a tradition held by my great great great

Dr Flappy whipper and this is how we became the tallest in Minecraft well I guess it is pretty nice to be tall and unique mom and dad I do feel very very strong and capable of doing things for my myself now didn’t you guys want

Babies though no no no kind of over it kind of over that whole thing I like my body matter of fact why’ you even let me do it children watch closely this is what we do to women who do not listen if you guys like this video be

Sure to like comment and subscribe make sure the r down notification Bell for more videos eat your vegetables and grow big and strong wrong just like us and don’t offend your parents unless they’re real yeah I wouldn’t know anything about that SpongeBob I’m bored look Patrick we

Don’t really got anything here to do I mean I’m all out of food so I have to go to the store to get food where there’s nothing on TV right now no you you should get better TV channels yeah the TV kind of sucks my jellyfish wand is

Kind of broken right now for jelly fishing so I got to go fix that do you have anything else to do around the house I mean maybe we could find something I might have a board game in the closet we can go check that out if

You want Patrick yeah let’s do it okay as the last result oh boy I can’t wait to go into SpongeBob’s closet oh oh oh hey SpongeBob your hole has a floor in it this is not how my closet originally looked what is this uh I don’t know no

Uh it looks like there’s stairs what is this let’s break it open and see what’s down there maybe we can find some secret treasure that sounds like fun yeah let’s go let’s crack into it Patrick this is our ticket to our next adventure W I can’t wait I can’t wait to see what’s

Down here I have no idea I never knew this part of the house was like This last time I came in here it didn’t look like this I can’t see the cracks in the dirt stand but yes Patrick W wo SpongeBob what is that you have a secret cave down here I didn’t even know maybe uh Barnacle Boy lives down here yeah we

Could go get some pizza from him oh yes that’s perfect let’s go Patrick I love Barnacle Boy trusty Pizza W wa this place looks dangerous uh Patrick we should probably keep safe try to not fall over we definitely got to be careful down here do you think there’s

Any hidden treasure yeah uh probably I mean it’s right below the house but if there’s treasure there’s traps so we got to be careful Patrick I’m going to go run I should wait Patrick be careful be careful oh be careful I just hit my head

On that spiky rock yeah your head is a lot bigger than mine let’s keep going just then ah what a beautiful day here what’s going on underneath the Flor do you think there’s treasure Patrick there has to be treasure if we keep on going sure so they better not be

Downstairs we’re going to get gold we’re going to we’re probably going to be going to Dave Jones Locker he you what are you doing inside my house wait a minute wait a minute they’re not in my house what’s going on here squard I hear you what the hell a Squidward down here

Patrick I don’t know where are you two it’s the ghost of Squidward we’re in a secret cave we’re looking for Treasure what the hell is going on around here get out of my floor I’m not in your floor Squidward oh that’s it I’m coming over go Squidward is coming after us

He’s com to the H Us open this door open this star oh SpongeBob hold me oh I’m scared fine you don’t want to open the door I’ll just come on in where are they where are they I’m scared hide around the corner I’m going to hide in the corner oh no wonder

SpongeBob’s such a weakling look at the that he uses sc’s going to eat a booty what is this SpongeBob you have a giant hole on your floor I I can’t I is he saying something I can’t hear him I don’t know SpongeBob Patrick Squidward don’t kill

Me don’t kill me a oh Squidward I’m so sorry Squidward’s ghost we didn’t mean to enter your hole what are you Tony Ander Thal doing down here we went into my closet to look for board games and there was no board games it seems like there’s a secret passage in my closet I

Didn’t even know about we were bored yeah well it looks like a extends onto my property line so that makes this my cave as well oh is that so the treasure is mine buddy don’t even I don’t know SpongeBob this is this is my property

This is this is where it extends over to my property line do you even know where you’re going um no but I imagine it’s it’s this way okay you lead the way I think he’s full of tarder sauce SpongeBob there’s literally nothing over here guys well looks like it’s uh

Then you should probably uh go away well I didn’t want anything to do with it anyway it’s lame it’s stupid and you guys are just playing baby games down here anyway now stay out from underneath my house so I don’t have to hear it because you two are not worth my time

Just not worth it it’s not worth it what a stupid guy well he doesn’t even know that there’s secret treasure down here Patrick and we are about to unravel it oh boy I can’t wait let’s keep on digging oh oh I’m coming for the treasure hey SpongeBob maybe we can play

Tickle nuts when we get there oh I’m so ready for tickle nuts you won last time but I’m ready for vengeance 12:00 midnight oh man I pooped yeah we we digging and just H my hands hurt we need to get some shovels or something tomorrow Patrick yeah I’m going to be

Late for waking up I’m going to be late for the Crusty Crab at work that sounds like fun SpongeBob oh I guess we’ll meet each other again in the tomorrow sometime yeah that sounds like a plan Patrick I I need to grab shovels at before I come home now all right I’ll

See you in the morning SpongeBob have a good one Patrick even though we’re heading the same direction right now Yep this is it’s a little awkward it’s always the most awkward goodbye well I hope you sleep well Patrick hey hey hey Patrick Patrick who’s there Patrick who’s saying that

Patrick it’s me I’m sorry God I didn’t me too Patrick over here it’s me I’m the one talking to you you he Squidward what are you doing Patrick tomorrow SpongeBob has to go in an early shift for the Crusty Crab I say you and me break into the house get down to the

Cave and is there’s really a treasure down there you say uh maybe I don’t know all right well you and I are going to get to it before Spud drop and I’ll let you in on a 10% cut that that’s a whole 10% that’s a pretty big number buddy

I’ll I’ll give you 10% wa what do you think about that five take it or leave it deal oh boy a whole 5% all right we’ll meet back in between our houses at 500 a.m. okay SpongeBob has to go in at 5: okay that sounds like fun to

Me good night Patrick see you later Squidward oh boy SpongeBob’s going to be so excited when he finds out that Squidward did I no no no no no no pure pure pure pure you can’t tell SpongeBob that’s that that’s the thing you can’t tell him I can’t tell

SpongeBob no no you can’t tell SpongeBob that’ll ruin everything okay I see we’re going to make it a surprise yes that’s exactly it oh boy SpongeBob is going to be so excited the next morning a good morning beautiful sky good morning beautiful Squidwards house good morning Patrick’s house

That’s open for some reason oh hi Patrick it seems like he’s still asleep it’s the best day ever Best Day Ever to W at the Crusty Crab hi beautiful crusty crab hey Patrick Patrick Patrick Patrick Patrick Patrick over here stupid squ Patrick are you ready we have to go to the store we

Have to go to Home Depot and get some shovels oh man no no I got kicked out of Home Depot let me guess you in the toilets on display no I in the lawnmowers on display oh dear Neptune Jesus Christ okay Patrick come on you you can come

With me and just wait in the car and I’ll go get everything okay that sounds like fun I haven’t been to a Home Depot since the the incident I can only imagine why all right Patrick I need you to stay in here okay no no no don’t take

My car don’t take my car Patrick okay Squidward I gotta wink wink all right I’m going to go inside and get the pickaxe no no no no wink no no winking no winking stay stay stay where you are okay I wonder what this button does all right shovel shovels pickaxes

Pickaxes shov hey pal can I help you find anything yeah sir where can I find the uh shovels and pickaxes for legal purposes only not anything illegal or breaking into anything they’re right over there oh thanks man I really appreciate that all right I got everything I need right here perfect

Perfect perfect all right do you take coupons yes sweet sweet and I really don’t want [Laughter] why is that so funny great cuz I don’t want to pay full price for any of this yeah I feel you yeah I wouldn’t want to do that either you can go away now I I

Don’t need your help anymore no I just kind of want to watch you buy it why I don’t see a lot of people buy things you know just that’ be fun okay uh I’ll take uh these two pickaxes and these two shovels what are you doing the mute

Uh I’m I’m I’m I’m teaching him how to run the register from behind yes you have the Puppeteer him you know I don’t know if that’s how mutes work sir I don’t think you’re puppeteering him I don’t think you’re puppeteering this mute sir I think you’re assaulting

Him you’re right you’re right I got to Puppeteer this guy you know what I don’t need to pay for any of this Patrick Patrick Patrick we got to get out of here okay we’re just hitting and run in this place okay let’s go let’s go go go

Go go okay here we go yeah yeah wo I can feel the speed Squidward I never got my license meanwhile I am cleaning the tables after cooking everyone’s meal and no one’s here it gives me a good amount of time to freshen up this look at this

Place so I can get a raise hopefully probably not but it’s worth a shot all right Patrick we’re going to find this treasure if it’s the last thing we do okay that sounds like fun what do you think SpongeBob’s up to right now probably something stupid burn I don’t know he he’s a

Hardworking guy I got to pitch it off oh that’s not what I meant to do we broke the world Patrick we broke the world oh oh where I can fix this all right come on Patrick oh man I forgot that SpongeBob and I made taito last night Squidward it’s not settling

Right in my tummy if you in this cave I will in you what on wait Patrick what is this what’s with what’s with this one like weird block here I don’t know I I didn’t do it holy Neptune wa holy crap dude this is insane there’s

A whole other room it’s a whole other section of the cave we could turn this into like a real like we could turn this into our man cave Patrick I could keep another rock down here dude this is insane wait a minute do you hear that it sounds like SpongeBob’s

Door oh Patrick I hear SpongeBob coming I hear SpongeBob entering the house oh my gosh it was such a long day today I mean at least I got time to clean the tables when no one was there but it was rush hour after that that was

Something else let me walk in here oh what are we going to do Squidward what are we going to do I don’t want to do this but we’re going to have to board ourselves up or else we’re going to get in trouble we’re going to get in so much

Trouble oh oh I have to go get Patrick I forgot the shovels Patrick he’s going to find you now now he’s going to find you uhoh oh what do I do Squidward not much we really can do now is there no oh man we could turn this

Into our ultimate man cave though that is true that sounds like fun also squ this nervousness is really making my taito act up Patrick uh uh uh come here come here come here Patrick come here come here uh uh here oh wait wait hold on wait wait hold on hold

On wait wait hold on hang on let me between Dimensions Squidward oh oh we got to cover up the dimensions we have to cover up the dimensions first oh oh jeez I I hear sounds what what coming from my house Patrick be quiet he can hear us from under the ground oh crap

Squidward I didn’t take my pants off first what the Patrick I’m going to need you to dump your pants into the void okay no it’s okay squ look watch this I’ll just kick it down my pants like no no no no no no Patrick it needs

To go out the hole it needs to go out the hole you can’t leave that in here I Squidward Squidward Patrick are you down there okay it’s all out okay let’s patch up the hole Between Worlds before something bad happens okay in the meantime I guess

What we can do is we can just start building our fresh Hy Hideout oo yeah that sounds like fun all right but we got to be really quiet when he comes down here okay we can start building but we got to be quiet okay I got you wink

Wink okay but don’t be a little quieter with the wink wink I hear Echoes through the walls what are they saying oh God he’s coming Patrick he’s coming the good thing I brought this bed cuz I feel like we’re going to be here for a while Patrick Squidward can we make a double

Decker couch you had a whole mattress on you I keep it in my pants Squidward uh Patrick I’m wearing pants okay I swear to God I’m wearing pants I only see one hole Squidward there there’s not a pocket I guess I’ll have to just wait till tomorrow or something when Patrick gets

Home I wonder where Patrick is right now I think we’re almost in the clear be quiet Patrick be quiet I wonder what Squidward’s doing at his house if he goes to my house I’m going to I’m going to Squidward’s house I wonder what he’s doing we’re going to make a

Double decker couch like from uh Lego movie Double Decker squid are you home he better stay away from my if I wasn’t worried about getting caught by the Pokey I would be uh be doing something about this no response that means come in oo nice double decker

Couch nice Patrick that’s pretty good right pretty cool who do I sit I can’t see oh my god Patrick calm down I’m sitting see I’m I’m sitting perfectly happily on my double decker couch I can see now we got the most important important piece of

The man cave set up already so now we just got to build some other cool stuff okay squid Squidward I get I’m getting a little oh I was going to say claustrophobic but I almost said homophobic I’m get getting a little homophobic down here squ okay Patrick I set up some Lighting systems

For us that way we’re not completely in the dark ooh shiny I think we can make our real really nice big flat screen TV I love TV Squidward I’m going to lick this shiny thing what pck don’t lick our lights you’re going to get electrocuted you’re going

To get electrocuted someone has to be down here sh shh Patrick be quiet be quiet squ I’m trying so hard not to make any noises Patrick shut up man I’m hungry for some food I wonder if anyone else is hungry that wants to go out and

Eat with me oh sounds like he’s going to get something tasty oh what about some Krabby Patties and crabby fries will my favorite Squidward don’t you dare Patrick I will break the pickaxe over your head meoa for Mama’s cookies oh I got to go visit mom again Patrick he’ll be gone

In any second okay just calm down keep it together man I’m trying so hard Squidward no no be quiet be quiet be quiet be quiet be quiet a few minutes later okay Patrick now that we have a big screen wait where’d it go oh all right Patrick

Now that we have a big screen TV we should be pretty set all right now I can watch finger karate finger karate is a pretty good show I must say yeah we’re going to have to come up with some sort of system here um I think you should

Have uh this side of the uh of the room ooh okay um this is your part of the room okay everything over here is you Squidward I don’t think I can fit a rock over here that sounds like not my problem buddy H let me see let me see

What I can do wa hey I can fit a rock in here holy where did you get that huh where did you get that where where was that on you this is Amazon 1 hour delivery it’s a new thing they’re trying when how do they get how did they get it

Down here watch I don’t know holy are you driving that thing that’s right hell yeah baby we used to drive these things for Miles no Patrick Patrick you’re driving on to my side of the room no Patrick Patrick you’re ruining the man cave you’re ruining this side of

The man cave squid you should get your own rock this is fun get the rock off of my side of the house uhoh uhoh I I here you squard uh no no okay hold on I got an idea I got an idea uh I’m just going

To build build something around me I got to go find that chest and get my pickaxe I’ll stay right up here so he doesn’t know I’m here but Patrick he’s still going to find out that there’s this extra little piece inside the inside of the cave well that’s okay then SpongeBob

Can come down and play with us no we don’t want that we don’t want that we’ve never tried three three player tickle nuts before I don’t want to play three player tickle nuts I don’t want to play tickle nuts come on tickle nuts I tickle n Patrick Patrick Patrick build yourself

Something up where are you guys you guys trying to play hide and seek hold on I have an idea what if and and just just hear me out what if we built up around the area he would come into so that way he thinks he just entered a dead end

Yeah that sounds like a good idea I love hone s la la la take off your clothes I want to peek la la la I’m going to show you my tip of my dick la la la no no Patrick you’re filling it in too much you’re filling it in too much

He needs to be able to walk in here Patrick stop it Patrick stop it Patrick stop it Patrick stop it Patrick stop it yeah I’m the Patrick Wall um Patrick magical wall ooh now if he tries to get in here he’ll just hit this dead end there has to be treasure if there’s

Walls talking to me Patrick be quiet be quiet Patrick be quiet okay I break through this wall I hear sounds I hear walls talking to me that means there has to be some sort of some sort of treasure oh boy Patrick be quiet be quiet Patrick be quiet okay it’s just

The dead end what what’s up oh wa it’s the sky how de deep are we right now is that even the sky so many questions I got to sit down and think about this now that he’s going to go sit down and think about it upstairs I guess

There’s nothing we have some more time to build up our Hideout o yeah it sounds great all right Patrick let’s start building some stuff uh I guess you can have uh this corner too now that it’s covered in dirt and sand ooh yeah I was really hoping you would see

That I need to hang out all the dirt Mound I’m going to build some bunk beds while I’m at it too not that I need anyone else in this place but I think some bunk beds would just be kind of cool to have you know I’d love to wait

For Patrick to come and help me but uh I don’t know where he’s at the walls downstairs were talking about him but I have no idea Squidward can we bring SpongeBob down here why would we do that we broke into his house he’s going to be pissed I love

SpongeBob okay you’re boring Squidward I want SpongeBob no you’re not allowed to have SpongeBob SpongeBob would play tickle nuts with me okay well guess what SpongeBob will arrest have us arrested if he finds out we broke into his house I’m going to make my own fun I’m going to jump on

Your couch no you’re not allowed to jump on my couch Bo you’re ruining the squid cave all right fine the bed’s bounci here anyway no no no no that’s why that’s those are my top three beds bo bo bo off my bed oh I broke the world wao I

Can see my floaters out there the hell’s a floater oh you mean you’re bo bo Patrick I’m not going to lie I’m starting to get a little woozy down here the finger karate is awesome and everything but that’s not enough to you know get enough fresh water in here uh

Maybe we should uh bring SpongeBob down so we can bring us fresh water you got to be kidding me I have never been more serious about anything in my entire life you know you know what I say we make a break for it I hear he’s

Over at my house right now so uh we could probably break out his back door come on let’s get out of here oh yeah I thought this is going to be more fun but there’s no treasure there’s no treasure we don’t know that we didn’t sniff every

Corner yet okay well you can go sniff all the corners you want I’m tired of this oh I want to get out of here too I want to go play with SpongeBob now damn okay that’s enough TV for now I am very just I just don’t want to sit down and

Watch TV when I could be spending my time looking for Treasure come on we just got to get out of here Patrick we got to get out of here you got to stop touching my butt like that oh but squ it just looks so Pokey pokeo no it’s not

Pokey it’s not Pokey now you got to go we got to get out of here while he’s still over at my house I heard him talking about my house so he must be over there a there’s nothing down there down oh sh sh Patrick what are you

Guys doing oh oh what are you guys doing in my house hi SpongeBob um we were just in the neighborhood and we wanted to say hello yeah we we weren’t digging for Treasure without you or anything shut up digging for Treasure without me is that what you were doing Patrick

Squidward no no no no I would never why did you say so I dig treasure with you guys oh yeah I didn’t know you guys came in the house I thought you guys were playing hide and seek yeah well there is no treasure this shit’s not worth it no

Treasure no there there’s no treasure no treasure just a secret little man cave area but it’s not worth it now that I know I’m not getting arrested I might as well go home and just stay out from underneath my house hey SpongeBob let’s go take for Treasure together yeah let’s

Go look we got to get some treasure right now oh yeah I can’t wait ooh this place is awesome yeah check it out SpongeBob we built a whole hangout Hut that’s so awesome why didn’t you tell me Patrick why didn’t you tell me about this I would have loved to build

Something we were making a surprise for you look I even got my own rock down here oh my God can you drive it oh yeah I’ll check this out yo that’s so cool oh yeah that’s so fire all that not even to get any Goddamn treasure what what a

Waste of my time and effort but anyways I got myself a pickaxe when I was gone today oo that looks fun let’s go picking something yeah let’s go let’s go hey hey SpongeBob what’s that in the wall right there I I don’t know do you have any lanterns or Um no okay let’s see what it is oh wait here uh maybe wait oh you do there we go oh look at that it’s cheese it’s a cheese block we got to break it I’m hungry ooh let’s keep on getting that Patrick I didn’t know you had a pickaxe

Too when you came here oh yeah I got one earlier wao wo collect it all come on oh my gosh wo oh check it out SpongeBob it’s a whole cave filled with cheese Patrick you know what this means Cheese party not just a Cheese party I think this is gold

Gold we’re going to be rich Patrick oh yeah I could live in a brick yeah yeah something like that and I can have myself a mansion with my face on it instead of Squidwards since he decided to back out come on come on let’s collect it all Patrick come on every last

One we got to get this to a pawn shop like right away oh yeah let’s do it come on let’s go if I shake my head my little Jiggly things wiggle around Plankton what are you doing today well my computer wife Karen I’m jiggling up a plan what plan

Uh the plan about jiggling I’m going to jiggle the formula out of SpongeBob that sound gay Plankton uhoh well I’m married to you aren’t I when was the last time we fought planked we got we we have a conversation that we need to have later why don’t you just go

Inside his head plankt in h I’ve got it why don’t I go inside of SpongeBob’s head it was like the answer was right in front of me the whole time yeah in front of you hey you want to watch my things jiggle SpongeBob I need 12 Krabby Patties on

The double A squard Obama’s here and he wants his patties real fast and I don’t want to hear him complain Mr Obama Mr Obama get down I got to make the best crabby patties ever oh no oh Mr Obama wants to know if you’re

Okay in there oh what are we going to do there’s no crabby batties hey what’s up sponge boy mebob Mr Crabs there’s no crabby patties no Krabby Patties what are we going to do well that will be much of a problem for us sponge boy

Bob we just go dig out the formul for me safe and then we’ll Fry on up tomorrow or do whatever we do to make him a guys hurry up Obama wants his patties right now and I want him to leave he’s really annoying we got to go and press Mr Obama

I’m so sorry Mr Obama they’ll be right out oh keep him busy with B he’ll have his hands full for a while who the is this old hey you’re not supposed to be back there all right I’ll just get on up here and uh take a peek

Through the safe yeah not even open up I’m going to take a peek in uh-huh what are you two F screaming about in here oh jeez there was just a scary picture of my mother in there don’t let look at that uh let me get back up here there’s no formula there’s nothing

Left no formula what are we going to do oh [Applause] no well I mean I guess when you trapped it in a bottle water was bound to disintegrate at some point it’s just a piece of paper oh god oh jeez what are we going to do wait wait SpongeBob

SpongeBob didn’t Krabs teach you the recipe years ago wait a minute yeah yeah up i’ be up there knocking around in that Noggin somewhere red boyo I’m sure it is but I don’t remember it was so long ago oh no I have an idea what if

Sandy could get us inside your head to go find the formula that sounds like some I will ahe from Sandy what’ you say I said I I don’t mind okay well in that case let’s go to Sandy so that way I can keep making money and get

Away from Mr Obama how’s she going to get in my head who’s breaking the walls oh I got so mad I had to punch a hole in it squ all right come on SpongeBob let’s go okay okay okay wait here Mr Obama sir I’m supposed to be

Obama quick uh call up your buddy Biden I’m sure you’ll be stuck on the phone on Loop with him for a while Patrick thanks for agreeing to help us get into SpongeBob’s head yeah no problem it was so much better than hang out with Obama he kept talking

About his kids and I’m like I don’t want to hear this oh God God yeah nobody wants to listen to that guy what does he know anyway yeah I know right he killing me Sandy Sandy hey Sandy F hold up y’all she’s probably in there naked I wonder if she’s getting

Dressed Sandy the y’all want hey Sandy were you just naked a minute ago no I’m pretty sure Barnacle Boy Might Have Been hoping you were what the I’m totally not looking up murder weapons totally not you know you seem like the kind of girl that would watch a lot of

Tik toks including ones you know about murder weapons and Grandma’s implants and like that that sounds like it’s you yeah and ukulele playing yeah was it Miranda Sings like your cousin you were really close with her anyway it’s enough harassing Sandy we ran out of crabby

Patties at the Gussy crab and we don’t know what to do that sounds like a you problem well let’s make it a you problem too can you help us get inside SpongeBob’s head so we can go try to find the formula yeah one head I’ll get inside your head Sandy guys put your

Away can y’all kick him out he’s weird huh what no it was oh it’s barle boy he’s making me do it oh this barle boy HT head he’s jealous hey what’s up bud all right Sandy can you help us out if we lay SpongeBob down on this table here

Could you could you zap us into his mind I guess how can you do that don’t ask Logistics we don’t have time for that come on SpongeBob we have no time to waste those crabby penties we need to get them back all right ready 3 2 1

Z just then yes yes finally I’ve infiltrated the brain of that yellow idiot oh little me we made it we made it Patrick oh God qu I don’t know they they’re here now and they’re over there what do I do about this going touch my butt to your

Butt oh God look at them procreating amateurs I’m doing touchy butts goddamn in their touchy butts they’re going to screw up my whole entire plan I’m going to have to think fast I got to go find my way to the formula oh Patrick now that we had a really good

Game of touchy butts all it’s time to get out of here we we got to go find the formula Squidward my butt is numb how do I know that I’m the real Patrick Patrick we literally just showed up together okay and does this Sky look normal to you no we’re inside

SpongeBob’s head unless this is the sky you see every day cuz you’re that stupid somehow but I don’t I doubt that oh you don’t see the sky cheese I do that’s SpongeBob’s head Squidward I see swiss cheese everywhere every day even in my dreams well now we’re in SpongeBob’s dream come on let’s

Go find him in here I’m sure his mind is running around somewhere Switzerland isn’t quite what I imagined it to be Patrick Patrick look P Patrick what are you doing huh oh I’m just trying to get this girl’s phone number all right come on Patrick come on I see SpongeBob over

Here he’s doing something at Mrs Puff’s Bing School wa let’s go get him all right come on come on uh what’s up with SpongeBob’s eyebrow right is the only one oh oh what the hell SpongeBob SpongeBob now SpongeBob this is the 50th time we’ve done this

Today oh my ears Patrick I just phased right through him I just what’s wrong with him don’t crash SP oh my God my ear infected here SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob get away from that big fat Mimi Patrick I don’t think that he can hear us in his own dream oh I’m

I’m glad he can’t hear us I can hear every little L of what’s going on in this room SpongeBob can you hear me yeah I can hear you what’s going on here at the pony School uh I remember I remembered old memory from there way back with Mrs

Puff when 200 BC what’s up with the caveman yeah when were you chimping out at boing school I have no idea what you’re talking about you’re telling me that this is normal to you okay I may have showed up naked because I was late and I didn’t really F bad I don’t think

That’s the uh the immediate issue here at hand SpongeBob was calling the authorities not only are you going to kill me but you’re naked shut I’m you I’m going to follow you SpongeBob I’m going to need you to finish the memory so we can go hunt for

The other memories what do you want me to do you got to finish the memory out so we can take your imaginary SpongeBob self and go to the next one to find the formula okay I’m going to think really hard is this how the memory ends SpongeBob is this how the memory

Ends we crashed no oh God she’s puffing away into the cheesy Block in the sky what the hell is happening in here well time to make a Krabby Patty cuz I’m hungry oh wait a second I remember I’m remembering I remember one of the ingredients that’s great SpongeBob that

Means we we have to figure out three more I guess every time you complete a core memory we remember one of your ingredients wao okay just keep on looking around I I I’ll try my artist to Remember come on Patrick let’s go find the next imaginary

SpongeBob yeah come on let’s go get it I can really use a crabby patty after all this that’s it let’s go to the Crusty Crab yeah let’s do it hey Patrick um maybe you should just hang here with the mermaid mans while I go and uh take care

Of things at the Crusty Crab yeah I’m going to hurt them like a dog all right you do that I’ll see you in a little bit yeah yeah oh my God what core memory is this one oh it’s today SpongeBob got his job hly an chovies are here and Barnacle Boy

Huh oh bab where are all of the crabby patties I’m so scared why is Mr Krabs a samurai in this uh Universe oh yeah hi Mr Krabs I will help you go Krabby Patty go Su bubble you’re doing it go go go go Buble hydrodynamic spatular why you SpongeBob an anime in

His own dreams you are defeating all of the [Applause] anies umaro crix yeah Su yippee ha Spong bubu you are saving the Crusty Crab I know I will save the Crusty Crab a Mr K if I mess shift often enough sticky keys SpongeBob sponge oh God they can’t hear me

Still man bar boy has got pizza all the time I wonder he pulls it out of actually no no I don’t want to know I will hit everyone except ble boy because ble boy is my gay lover I I know it hoay yes [Applause] yes you are doing such a great job saon

Jaabo here are the keys to my house goas meore that’s Spanish what what SpongeBob what I remember the main ingredient I know another one please tell me it wasn’t barnica boy Kum please tell me it was a barnica boy K I have no idea what you were talking about

Whatsoever but I remember the ingredient it’s probably best that I don’t tell them I know the secret now okay Barnacle Boy know everyone left now I can get your secret ingredient all right yeah so we’ll we’ll get on that workout routine later Larry all right I’ll catch you later bro all

Right I’m going head on back to my place you know my happy little home my rock sky looks a little cheesier than usual today but nothing I don’t uh what is going on over here oh god oh oh it’s a k jellyfish migration godamn immigrants I’m not going anywhere near my house I’m

Going to head on into Squidward’s place to see if he’s home hey Squidward hey Squidward Squidward oh man could squid or not hear me either why did Larry make me make workout plans by myself I must be invisible SpongeBob get away get out of my house get out of my house I’m sorry

I’m sorry oh bathroom Squidward oh bedroom Squidward oh lady boy SpongeBob but their bed smells so good sponge drop get away from my bed I’m not getting in that well will you get in the shower with me no I won’t get in the shower with you

Why are you in my house how’d you get my keys I took it from your back pocket with my tongue in my teeth what the hell if either of you two could hear me oh my God that’s disgusting SpongeBob get out of my house before I call the police on you this is

Get away get away don’t touch me there this is my no no square no no don’t touch me there but we can make a good couple no SpongeBob you’re in drag too what’s up with that I thought you like it I know how much you like Fanboys no

No no SpongeBob You’re mistaking me with some guy named World West I don’t like this anymore fine I’ll go downstairs only if you come down with me no no I’m coming down to lock the door behind you get out of here oh okay oh ah an an ABS so

oh my God Squidward always freaks out when I hump his furniture something’s really wrong guys I just figured out another ingredient who’s who’s talking where’s that voice coming from hello Patrick Patrick I figured out another ingredient where’s that voice coming from who’s talking Patrick you’re in my head

Remember I’m so sorry chees guns what do I even say to that so there’s no cheese God it’s just me I know it smells like cheese in my head but trust me it’s not cheese SpongeBob is that you yeah speaking of cheese that’s the next ingredient cheese

Oh man I got a lot of that at my rock yeah very specific cheese I remembered man I hope Patrick’s not get into any kind of trouble around here ah look there’s my house and it looks just as beautiful unlike the rest of the world is in real life oh there’s barica boy

And oh I see Spong Patrick up ahead I wonder what they’re doing in the dream I guess this is the last ingredient okay Patrick I got a surprise for you you want to see it you want to see it surprise yeah I I want to see a surprise

I want to see a surprise I know how much you love surprises so I have it in my place oh man I can’t wait to go to your place I haven’t been in there since like earlier today yeah I know right are you ready Barnacle

Boy yeah oh my God Barnacle Boy gets to come oh my god oh he a really high pitch I like this Barnacle Boy oh I know what’s about to happen I wonder what they’re going to do wait hold on hold I can’t talk hold on there’s another bar I

Don’t want to cheat on that Barnacle Boy right there oh my God SpongeBob you shouldn’t have why is there a Barnacle Boy inside his door what’s going on there okay let’s go inside guys okay yeah oh my God God I can’t wait to go in oh yeah oh yeah are you guys ready

SpongeBob I can only get so hard I know I’m I’m I’m just in excruciating pain from the hardness oh my God you guys better watch out if I turn you might get decked oh my god oh man the part’s already getting started this one knows how to rock well there’s no music and

Everyone staring this is the last memory I have to be here for this is the worst thing in the world guys there’s a party going on upstairs too these aren’t all of them let me get my PJs on oh my God an upstairs party an upstairs party oh

My god oh SpongeBob say less okay come on come on let’s go right up here look they’re waiting for us let’s go oh my god oh just a seea of old man oh my God there’s so many of them oh there is some up here come on

Oh they let wewh oh they’re waiting for us oh my God they set it up just for us oh this is perfect I’m so ripe yeah this is the worst oh yeah yeah SpongeBob please tell me you open the core memory now please tell me that

You figured it out yeah I think I do and I hope you’re not looking at it right now uh no I’m not looking at any memories right now that’s why I’m asking yeah yeah I just figured something out I think we figured all the ingredients out okay

Great Patrick that me oh God I got to find Patrick where’s Patrick oh you want to hook up later tonight Barnacle Man oh my God SP why if I press shift quick enough I activate sticky keys all your keys are going to be sticky after thisle boy Patrick Patrick oh man we probably

Got to get out of here soon now that we have everything for the formula where is he where is he nobody can hear me I can’t get out Patrick what are you doing oh stupid invisible Squidward stupid talking Sky cheese Patrick what are you doing in my

House what were you doing Squidward you can see me yeah I can see you Patrick We’re the real Patrick and did you forget what we’re doing Patrick we’re in SpongeBob’s head we’re invisible to everybody oh Squidward I thought I was all on my own first I was talking to

Larry but he didn’t talk back and we made workout plans and then I went into your house and you were and SpongeBob were fighting and then Sky chese talk to me Patrick how could you be this stupid God I should have just talked to Obama instead hey y’all are y PE poooo chick

What the what what it’s the sky cheesing get squired at the sky cheese hey y’all are flatlining out here you might want to exit oh man we got to get out of here before we get dissolved into SpongeBob’s body oh man you got an Italian talking Sky cheese this is going to

Hurt I don’t get it the formula was supposed to be right here where could it have possibly gone stupid formula detecting device and what did that Italian voice from the sky tell me again what was that something about dissolving or something well this stinks we did it we’re back we’re back s

Sandy Sandy what uh what are you doing with that racking stick there how do y’all think you woke up you think you did that yourself um I kind of felt like I did yeah no I had the taser y’all you were flatlining than so much for whacking us off Sandy I think you

Mean whacking us up I have a restraining order against you if you don’t leave I’m calling the police oh it was so nice for you to invite me in get out sure can get out oh okay okay I’ll see you later SpongeBob bye Patrick you too too I got

Business to attend to SpongeBob come back later oh okay I’ll come back later what’s he doing out there with barnica boy do you guys remember uh anything about Plankton dying at any point in time like at all I didn’t see plankton in there at all I mean there were a

Little guy like a couple of them outside of your house but I didn’t send plankton in there with y’all what the yeah I remember something about that Patrick leave oh the glass counts as distance Patrick oh I’m glass blind don’t worry I can’t see in I can totally see in take

Your buddy with you Patrick you want to come home no He’s Mine put a leash on him and drag him out of here he’s been here for 2 days he hasn’t eaten SpongeBob come on we got to go to the Crusty Crab so that way we can get Mr

Obama her new Krabby Patties once we make the new formula that wasn’t proper English oh sh you’re right bye Sandy we have to go take care of Mr Obama’s order we have to go bring the recipe back to Mr Krabs oh I hope they find me

Formul oh I’m going to get run out a business Mr Krabs Mr Krabs guess what I figured it out we figured it out SpongeBob squid oh my God we drag SpongeBob’s memory yes yipp do you have a pen and paper oh uh yeah here just use my back oh I got you

Uh this angle is great Mr Krabs when you Mt your shell just remember to remove this part of your back oh yeah just just watch out for my stamp there you go I I closed your uh I put down your clothes now it’s nice and hidden Mr Krabs

Yippee guys Mr Obama is still waiting for his crabby patty sponger get in here and make it now hungry hungry hungry just calm down Mr Obama first name Mr Obama last name unknown don’t worry Mr Obama we got you covered I wasn’t sure how much longer

Joe Biden was going to keep going in circles with her that’s Mrs Mr Obama to you oh sorry Mrs Mr Obama sorry Mrs and Bam perfect Krabby budy I’ve been waiting 40 years to have a crabby patty Mr Obama I have your crabby baty sorry it took so long it’s Mrs Mr Obama

SpongeBob you missed the briefing on that Mrs Obama Mrs Mr Obama her name is Mr Obama that’s what her first name is Mr Obama Mrs Mr Obama can we just call call you emo they them B why don’t we just call you Mama B I like that I like

You red guy oh mama bu follow me red man oh my God Mama bu well thanks for the help Fellers I appreciate it thank you so much for getting my formul back uh yeah uh stay away oh okay well SpongeBob I guess we did it I say happily ever after

And even the clams happy I saw some things in your mind I’ll never unsee those I’m not going to lie I am so sorry yeah you better be well SpongeBob I guess it ends a wonderful chapter that I never want to go back to yep a nice happily ever after where’s

Plankton back it up back it up back it up back it up oh who killed me what the who the did that no more Sandy don’t look at me okay it was me ah another dreary day here at the Crusty Crab Squidward Squidward why aren’t you working why aren’t you doing

Anything there’s no customers here Mr Krabs what am I supposed to do there’s no customers here Mr Krabs what am I supposed to do um yeah there’s no customers here what do you want from me I’m doing the best I can with nothing I’m doing the best I can with nothing

Why don’t you why don’t you learn to be a little more like SpongeBob you know he he always finds something to do when there’s nothing going on yeah exactly oh what are you doing then ohel what are you doing then why are you keep doing

That why do you keep why why why you keep mocking me like that sponge why do you keep mocking me Mr Krabs tell him to stop tell him to stop Mr Krabs at least he’s doing something time is money Squidward you’re paying him to mock me

You’re paying him to marck me oh no that doesn’t even sound anything like me that doesn’t sound anything like me SpongeBob what the it sounds exactly like you Squidward in what world uh this current one right now r oh my God Mr grab tell that sound of

Nothing like me I ain’t paying you to complain squ I’m paying you to clean do something around here and time’s money oh fine fine fine fine fine fine fine I need eight crying Johnnies on the double I need EG fing C on the T okay now that’s just okay spob you’re being very

Rude I’m sorry I’m look look your voice is just so funny I love mocking you You’re a Jerk SpongeBob why would you do something like that to me because you’re a jerk to me Squidward no I’m not how would you like it if someone did that to

You huh if someone followed you around and copied every one of your moves Squidward Squidward Squidward I would even care they’re supporters oh yeah is that is that how is that so you you wouldn’t care huh oh yeah okay Mr Krabs I’m going to take your advice and I’m

Going to do exactly what you said I’m going to be just like SpongeBob for the rest of the day ooh all right well as long as you’re getting some stuff done Squidward remember time is money oh oh yeah I am I definitely am I definitely

Am no no this is the part where I start copying you in fact I got myself a hydro dynamic spatula as well oh do you yeah I do I’m going to make more Krabby Patties than you oh go make them then do you even know how to cook squid yeah there’s

Nothing to this Patty flipping thing he you look at me go I’m throwing them all on the grill and record speed squid it’s not how fast you do it okay it’s the M you have to put passion where’s the passion Squidward the passion’s right here see it’s on the grill the passion’s

On the grill squard they they’re you’re throwing it at the grill instead of lightly placing it down okay well show me how you do it show me how you do it then so you got to get a burger right okay I got a burger there you go just

Like that okay how how long am I supposed to let the cook for Squidward you have to let it cook with passion and love there’s lots of love in my burgus I don’t know squ I’m not really feeling the passion you’re not even in there you don’t even know what’s

Going on I can hear what’s going on and I don’t hear any passion come on squard you get it you need it this is ridiculous you know what I’m going home I’m going home Mr Krabs you’re you have no cashier for the rest of the day SpongeBob can be your cashier all right

But it’s coming out of your paycheck fine fine he’s trying to copy my payche check anyway so it might as well be a little bit lower have fun trying to be the employees of the month goodbye I’ll show them the next day I got to get

Spongeb back at his own game but I don’t know how hey Patrick hey hey stupid hey over here over here what’s up squ what’s with this hole I’m just staring into it why I want to see if it moves okay on a not brain dead note uh I need you to

Help me with SpongeBob here he’s been screwing with me all day and all he’s been doing is copying me so I need to get him back for that what where are some of his favorite Hangouts and things he does so I I can go and copy him and

Show him how unfun it is to be copied all day um well uh he likes to work at the Crusty Crab okay but but today’s our off day today’s our off day so like anything else uh he likes to scratch my back okay well I’m not going to copy him

In that much I don’t I don’t think it’s I no no put it away put it away put it put it away there’s a little spot in my upper left could you get that no no it’s all crusty and foldy okay well uh he also likes to jellyfish jellyfish huh okay and what

Else what else uh um I didn’t study for this test you didn’t study for any test apparently you’re an idiot you don’t know anything no you’re staring at a hole to see if it moves I need to see if it goes anywhere oh you do you want to help me copy

SpongeBob for 24 hours no okay all right but I’m not scratching your back no did you scratch my nuts no like tickle nuts oh I do like a good game of tickle nuts SpongeBob loves to play tickle nuts let’s play tickle nuts I don’t know

Patrick it seems much no all let’s go to jellyfish field okay la la la la la it’s the best day ever I got you jellyfish see them over there Patrick you see them yeah I see him all right what we’re going to do is we’re just going to go

Over there and just start doing what he’s doing okay start singing and dancing and and acting like an absolute fruit cake that sounds like fun I want a jellyfish all well that’s what we’re going to do we’re going to go do that right now come on I’ll let you go little

Jellyfish there you go it’s the best day it’s the best day ever I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready are you are you guys mocking me no we’re not mocking we’re just jellyfishing look at I got a jelly fish oh my god Patrick look I got a jellyfish

Oh you guys like jellyfishing too I got a jellyfish always wanted jellyfish friends no no SpongeBob Squidward I’m so happy Patrick can introduce you to jellyfishing no no you’re not supposed to be happy what what do you mean you’re happy why are you happy I have friends

To jelly fish with thank you guys I love people you guys are awesome my best friends in the whole wide world yeah woo let’s jellyfish no no no no no no that’s not that’s not what was supposed to happen oh you’re you’re supposed to be mad that we’re copying you and and jelly

Fisher hey look SpongeBob there’s some more over there let’s go get him Patrick no Patrick you’re completely missing the point of this I got you yeah no no at me I’m doing it I’m doing it better I got you I caught a jellyfish this has been

Like dream come true thank you sward I’m going to cry hey SpongeBob you want to play tickle nuts oh tickle nuts yeah all right Plan B come on Patrick okay thanks for jellyfishing all right Patrick are are you sure this is where he goes shopping for raisin brand oh yeah I’ve seen him

In here plenty of times I follow him why do you follow him I like to see where he goes that’s a little weird AR you think Patrick I I need to keep an eye on the holes Squidward to know where they go okay well that’s that’s extra gay oh I I

Hear him coming I hear I hear shoe squeaking quickly let’s go quickly ow SpongeBob it’s fancy seeing you here I’m just getting some of this raisin brand and kelp cereal yeah boxes well nice seeing you here too I got to get some drinks for the house and Gary I know

This is a kind of cereal you love and that’s why I want to have some of it too because I don’t like being unique and original I like stealing your whole stick yeah I I like eating cereal from the store yeah what what he said squ word

I’m glad that I’m an inspiration to you I’m glad we’re friends no no no no no no you’re you’re completely misunderstanding how this is supposed to work you’re supposed to get upset you’re supposed to be angry you’re supposed to be mad why aren’t you mad I’m happy because that’s a good serial preference

Of yours I’m glad you’re getting it because it deserves to be eaten yeah well I’m going to break it I’m going to break all the cereal how does that make you feel uh there’s the guy’s right there you’re going to have to talk to him yeah I’m going to break all this

Goddamn cereal now way you can’t have any of it okay how’s that make you feel huh I haven’t bought anything yet so you haven’t stolen from me you stole from the guy over there you should have some star fishos those are really good o okay okay I might get some SpongeBob you’re

Not allowed to have those no you’re not allowed to be original you can’t you’re not allowed to Squidward you’re getting a lot today no I’m I’m not paying for any of this WOW Squidward I’m just going toing run out of here this Squidward poor Squidward I’m sorry B him

Uh I don’t know what’s wrong with him today he’s been acting kind of funny look out for this guy SpongeBob he’s got the blood of his enemies on his apron all right Patrick there he is now he’s getting drink as the juice bar we what

Does he like to order what does he like to order uh uh I’ve seen him order can I get a kelpshake please a Kelp Shake and what what kind of snacks does he like I think SpongeBob likes the kelp fries and that’s everything I don’t have enough

Money for anything else besides that all right what we’re going to do is we’re going to get out and we’re going to go order the exact same thing okay okay of course yes thank you thank you excuse me garon I would like to order one Kelp

Shake and Order of kelp fries please oh hi guys hey SpongeBob I want kelp fries too and make it stey okay I guess we’re all getting kelp shakes well you’re getting fries this is fun I like being SpongeBob no no sponge Patrick you’re not supposed to tell him that oh not

Until he cries about it I so have that you’re spending time with me squard Patrick we spend time all the time I’m happy too SpongeBob this is the group I’ve always wished for no no that’s not the point you’re supposed to be upset with us I’m not upset with you I’m so

Happy we got to spend this time throughout the day and do everything we did shopping jellyfishing um getting a drink at the stack bar and food we should go swim in go Lagoon yeah you what you guys you guys go swim in go Lagoon oh oh I’m slly down yeah canon

Ball hey guys don’t you remember how you can’t swim now this is an episode of SpongeBob I can get behind but crabs guys ice cream oh okay okay okay okay I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming okay okay here SpongeBob grab my hand grab my

Leg Squidward I’m going to use my other legs to help us out of here okay come on oh Squidward carrying us to safety I just couldn’t watch you guys perish Sid you saved my life you saved us can I just ask that as long as you’re living you don’t copy me anymore

SpongeBob is that what this is all about yes that’s what it’s all about all you were doing was copy me at work all day yesterday oh I was just joking around I’m sorry sward I didn’t find it funny and I was offended and in today’s

Society if I’m offended I get my way if I knew that you were upset I would have did something but now it’s up to my attention and you saved my life I will never mock you again thank you SpongeBob that’s all I’ve asked oh if you guys

Want to see another video like this done in Minecraft be sure to like comment and subscribe and make sure to ring that post notification Bell for more videos if you guys want to see another video like this you should like And subscribe that doesn’t even sound like me Patrick

That just sounds like an even dumber version of you which I didn’t think it was possible but here we are thator sounds like an even dumber version of you shut up before I tickle your nuts ooh tickle nuts SpongeBob I’m getting real bored of playing sniff the falling salt from the

Salt shaker today yeah it just won’t follow my end everything smells like copper I don’t think it’s supposed to yeah I’m getting really bored of this game too uh do you want to what do you have in mind uh I don’t know uh uh hey you know we’ve been hanging out together

So long sniffing all this falling Sal that you know I think maybe we should uh let’s okay let’s say at the same time okay since we’re best friends oh yeah one two three take pepper oh oh yeah yeah what you said you want to do a best

Friend’s test book oh yeah I have it right here it sounds like so much fun yeah check it out yeah let’s do it yeah let’s see let’s see let’s check out the book here uh SpongeBob what is my favorite color what would be your favorite color um I

Know it’s not brown H is it Pink how did you know I just had a few guesses I don’t know but wait hold on can you guess my favorite color oh oh yeah yeah hey SpongeBob could you give me a hand yeah it’s the color of my skin I think your favorite color is red yeah

You know what red is an equally as amazing color I love all colors yay okay SpongeBob what kind of socks do I wear you don’t wear socks Patrick oh you got me do you wear socks no you don’t you’re baref all the time your little grippers

Are always out oh yeah I sure know how to use them okay uh Patrick I guessed your sock color which was nothing now what are my sock colors O SpongeBob I don’t think you’re going to find out you don’t wear any socks either uh well that’s not entirely wrong but listen look look I have socks on sometimes I don’t wear socks I take them off before bed you know you got the they got the question right oh I’ll just say

You guys got right sympathy points all right SpongeBob here’s the hardest question of them all okay what is your best friend’s name is it Patrick you got it yeah awesome awesome I knew I’d get it right now Patrick I have a question for you oh L it on me you’ll think

You’ll get it well watch this oh yeah I’m ready for anything you can throw my way what’s your best friend’s name oh call me Carson did you uh you know say the wrong name did you did you say my name uh well yeah that’s the name that I have printed

On the inside of my eyelids Patrick that’s not me I thought I was your best friend yeah you are Carson I’m not Carson I’m SpongeBob it’s my illegal name why you why oh man I’m sorry call me cars Bob I I didn’t mean to hurt you you hurt

Me you hurt me mentally I don’t know why I’m still sitting here I’m about to get up off this chair and leave right now no don’t don’t do that come on you’re cheating on me with Carson oh come on buddy you I me it Mr Obama I do not want

To buy any life insurance from you but Mr tentacles I have to sell this or they’ll come and take my son that sounds like a youo I can’t believe you forgot my name Patrick you’re such an idiot SpongeBob come on no no we we hang out every day and someone else is your

Best friend that you don’t even know no no I I know you I see it is you’re an idiot you didn’t tell me you had gay roommates they’re not my roommates they’re my idiotic neighbors yeah we were supposed to have sex later oh come on hey Squidward I’m smart right you

Smart hold on hold on this is hold on wait okay I I I swear I heard something that that I heard something else can you ask me that question again I’ll make it a little bit closer I said uh I’m smart right no you actually said that you actually said that

What Patrick Patrick you’re the dumbest dumbest dumbest mother I’ve ever met in my entire life I’m surprised you find your way home from SpongeBob’s house and you have two doors down all right moist critical I got to go find Comey Carson so I can make him feel better woo yeah

Baby that’s what I’m talking about wait Mr star your for insurance policies need a signature wait what was that Mr Obama I’m sorry I didn’t hear you you’re for insurance policies need a signature I’ll give you anything you want Mr Obama no Patrick Patrick do not sign for the life

Insurance see you’re just being an idiot again don’t sign the policy it’s a scam anything you want big boy no no no no no no no no I don’t know Squidward this is sure giving me life somewhere Patrick you’re an absolute you just need to accept that there’s nothing that’s going to change

That Patrick you just need to accept that you’re an idiot and move on with your life no I know what I’m going to do I’m going to go get smart and rub it in all of your faces yeah that’ll be the day fella that’ll be the day sandy sandy sandy

Sandy you going to finish that thought I forget why I’m here uh I’ll see you later okay bye Sandy Sandy idiot I I forgot again s s yes Sandy Squidward said that I’m dumb and I made SpongeBob upset because I’m dumb and I want to be smart can you make

Me smart I mean you’re asking a lot of me that’s a tall order Mister like come on Sandy you got oh he dead what Sandy Sandy come on you can make me smart can’t you I guess but it’s going to take some work Bud like there

Ain’t nothing up there I believe in you Sandy if anybody’s going to do it it’s going to be a dumb squirrel all right get on the wheel okay now you got to run for 3 days straight while I pump you full of smart fluid oh god oh oh all

Right fine if it’ll make my best buddy feel better can I help you you need to stop it right now you need to stop making out with this Bara boy in the corner oh is that what he’s where is is he running running running running three days later

That should be it Patrick I feel like a changed man can you fill out these forms so that I don’t get sued well yes my dear I will gladly fill out right over at the table please MH sign there initial there there and there all seems

Pretty standard to me and make sure you write me a check for $500 yep yep pretty standard stuff um except for the problem where none of this is legible you stupid squirrel uh none of this is uh yeah this is not the English language the do you mean I went to

College Patrick uh well I can see you must have flued out quite hard uh excuse me get the out yeah I believe my uh sophisticated nature will allow me to build a much uh far superior uh intellectual Dome to um for my studies I will be off with my new flying powers

Because I’m so smart uh so long mail me that check to you angry for the last time Mr Obama I will not buy your life insurance policy how many Krabby Patties do I have to buy to get you interested not it’s not any of my money it doesn’t

Go to me what if I tip you he was that Patrick on a boat hello hello all of you minimum wage flunkies how’s it going in here today hello to you Squidward Who you calling a flunky you I was in ly sir how’s uh how’s this job treating

You huh uh this job this job is uh it sucks you know that yeah yeah what do you care you don’t have a job yes well uh a superior mentally Superior beings do not need any uh minimum wage flunky jobs minimum wage what oh Patrick you’re really getting on

My nerves man you’re you’re really pissing me off what who do you think you are anyway you’re an idiot yes yes blah blah blah where you are all these big words like people and them mhm yes yes uh words coming out of your face hole but you see they’re so unintelligible

They’re not even registering in my brain Squidward where is SpongeBob by the way SpongeBob’s in the kitchen obviously but you don’t belong back there because us minimum wage flunkies have jobs at least and you yes yes okay okay keep jabbering keep jabbering hey hey hey hey wait wait

Hello there um spongicus Seabob oh it’s you yes yes I’m here SpongeBob I’m here to prove to you that my intellect is now far exceeded that of the average person what makes you think that you work at the Crusty crowd now where did the where

Did the burgers come from M uh I don’t know they were on the floor I just kind of picked them up uh uh I’m prepared to take the best friend’s test all over again to prove to you that I am very smart oh okay uh after work I wouldn’t

Mind doing it SPID do it now now so we leaves okay let’s go get it done at the table over here Mr Oba get up from my boat not till you buy life insurance get out okay Patrick let’s go over here sit down sit down okay now let’s see if you

Really gotten smarter what is the com just going off the words that I uh remember what was my favorite color oh SpongeBob see I mean yellow what see okay you were you were close see see was the answer oh yellow yellow yes okay good am I wearing socks right

Now well of course you’re wearing socks it’s 100% polyester with red and blue stripes and a nice big hole for your foot and tootsies okay okay that’s good job on that okay for your final question to see if you’re really my true friend who is your best friend’s real name well

H H that would be an awful tough question to answer if it weren’t for the fact that he’s sitting right in front of me SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick you remember oh you’re great you’re you’re a great friend you remembered I’ll forgive you yes yes I’m aware I’m I’m quite

Aware of my uh Mass intellect all right great now go home patri okay I I’ll see you at home then H but guess what I’ll always be smarter than you yes well that is uh quite the humorous take you have there SpongeBob for you see my intellect now far exceeds that of

The average man uh how s come on guys smart you are you doing drugs I’m going to the up Mr crb’s office too I don’t want to listen to this okay we’re going to talk about it after work how we going Patrick yes yes Tata SpongeBob thanks

For making it up to me bye we will catch up again someday I will now take off in my brand new bat mobile I got for being so smart what the he can drive now okay Patrick now that I’m back home and you waited for me let’s play our

Favorite game every time we show up salt and pepper yes let us partake in this game yeah yeah let’s check it out wait for the salt and the pepper the fall right usually takes hours SpongeBob this uh this Childers game just isn’t doing it for me anymore I think I believe I need

Something up Tad more mental police stimulating like what what what do you have in mind well I don’t believe there’s anything in this house that uh would suit my new intellectual needs um will it work out you know perhaps perhaps I will go over to Squidward’s house I

Believe he has a bit more of an adult refined taste Squidward’s house wait you’re going to leave me for him yes yes I I’m uh deeply sorry SpongeBob it it would appear that uh I need something a little more can I join you well uh I don’t believe you’re going to be uh

Interested in the same things that we are why what do you plan on doing yes we’re going to um do many adult things such as um sodoku puzzles yeah sounds boring what did you like soku um sorry SpongeBob I can’t hear you over the sound of my taxes I’ll be

Back Patrick how’d you get in my house what what are you doing here well well Squidward um I used the key that you keep under your door mat I figured I would come over and we could partake in some adult intellectual activities I never thought I’d say this but come on

In Patrick come on Patrick we can we can do very sophisticated adult things now that you’re a sophisticated adult type what Exquisite taste in paintings Squidward oh I know I did them all myself however Squidward um I must say the composition on these drawings is quite lacking as is the color theory

Drawings drawings and color you don’t even know what you’re talk about I went to Art School H yeah that’s what they all say flunky well how about this one Patrick look how Exquisite and beautiful this one came out look at the features the texture you have no idea what it was

Like putting down the foundation Bas painting coat and then bringing it from that to such Perfection yes I must say you have quite the artistic skill uh it’s um H I would put this slightly above a fifth grade level are you saying I’m not a good artist I saying that you

Could really go back to the drawing board I’m saying you should go back to being an idiot do what you’re good at not being an art critic uh my smart juice it’s making me very smart smart juice yeah I I got a bunch of smart juice from the squirrel

From the squirrel oh I’ll have Sand’s head for this one get out of my house Patrick you didn’t get smart juice you got pous juice then why am I still so smart you’re not you just learn how to talk like a sophisticated c yeah yeah okay whatever you say go back to

Hard School goodbye so long get out of my house Patrick I just don’t understand my Superior intellect was supposed to make people like me they didn’t like me before because of how stupid I I was I just don’t understand this is one of life’s greatest smart boy Mysteries what am I going to

Do if I want to get my best buddy back my best buddy SpongeBob Square Pants I’m going to have to revert myself I must become an idiot again SpongeBob SpongeBob come outside well I’ll okay I’m coming Pune boob bye listen to me my dear friend I am so

Sorry for leaving you earlier uh it turns out that my intellect is making me an and I don’t know how to fix it I think we need to go do some stuff together just like the old times well I have a news oh yeah let’s go let’s go

Figure out what we can do to make you and I best friends again I’m so happy you you you know you’re you’re coming to terms yes come on on let us mend our relationship let us go come on let’s go look Patrick I got one hooray yes go

Get one Patrick go get one all right there’s one right here come come on I shall yeah indeed yeah you got this huzzah oh so close jeez I can’t seem to get him come on you got this you got this yeah yes I have done it let’s go do something

Else ah come on Patrick hop the out of Barnacle Boy oh yes indeed my stiffy is quite stiff just ignore that he’s the in this situation where my man come on keep on helping I’m having an excellent time yes gay old men oh yeah what do you got to say about this

Barnacle Boy my limp Sween sticks between his toenails I see E I can’t wait to give him a Wet Willie and then lick my my finger again yeah excellent excellent driving indeed thank you Patrick driving Excellence yeah look at me go Mondo drial scooting the Lou so s’s the whole reason you’re so

Smart Patrick yes SpongeBob yes it’s true I went to sy’s house and she injected me with smart juice we’ve been recording for a whole hour and I’m still not having fun we must go and eliminate the smartness from my body come on let’s go let’s become um stupid well I’m not

Stupid I’m really smart come on we must go probe the information out of her yeah something like that Sandy Sandy hi Sandy oh no what do you want Sandy your smart juice has made me too smart you you must dumb me down again yeah it’s been a

Little out of hand let me tell you yeah how much of that juice did you drink all that you gave me Patrick you’re only supposed to drink like a quarter of a bottle a month oh explains that thank you Sandy H we all get it out of the

System do I just like piss it out or something yeah hang I’m going to go piss in your bed no blood Hey Okay sandy it’s smart juice smart juice just liquefy yourself with it it’s okay hang on it’s okay I’ll just use this cake batter that

You have up here instead that ain’t cake batter you idiot well everybody that was a nice heavily Ever After well guys thanks for watching this video if you like what you saw be sure to like comment and somebody subscribe and make sure to hit the post notification Bell for more

Videos well he’s back to normal Ah that’s what I like to hear he pissed at my house yeah I smell it