Hey it’s me squim I’m back after 11 months since bounce back better I sure said it would be soon and boy was I right it definitely was soon anyway now that we’re here let’s talk about the today what’s up are you ready to watch some Minecraft Prime Time slop you’ve Waited a year for this haven’t you me and my two friends got together and played Minecraft and just like any Minecraft video in the modern year it has to have a gig now what’s the game you might ask watch the video so did we just start we just start So we should probably yeah so we’re in this and uh there’s surprises man for one he’s God and he gets to us however he wants oh no oh no hey sa you have to sa you have to S it’s fine s oh no no you why did you do that this Is going great so far man can you uh turn off the the the wind I don’t like the wind yeah no it’s fine I summoned a couple asteroids have fun with that why man I literally cannot play stuff man why did we give you maybe maybe there’s A logistical error in having this many no many things no no maybe there’s a logistical error and you immediately spotting the the [ __ ] tornadoes I mean it’s funny it’s kind of funny oh no me oh no I’m going to get killed by the meteor oh bye what the [ __ ] is going on I see I see where the sink oh yeah I agree with you this is actual slot I summon too many you think you you sure man you sure it’s too many I I have a way to get rid of the the uh the the lava issue do You every way get R of the wall no why did you do that there’s no sounds the game’s not playing sounds oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no it gets rid of line no no it gets rid of theout why did you spawn Another I think I just summoned like 50 comments dude we’re going to get deleted no that’s fine okay where did you summon him uh on top of the wer give the I want I want to see Armageddon man oh oh There are the comments oh God prare for the game to Crash no I don’t think I don’t think so man I’m too strong I think it’s going to kill the W you think I think it might kill me oh my god dude some of the TNT didn’t even [ __ ] explode I know I got Stone Age nice I found raw TNT what what what is I just I know [ __ ] this I’m grabbing I’m grabbing Expos trying to get the TNT I’m trying to pick it up man it it doesn’t work things are happening really maybe so this is what slob feels like I’m in my little safe no no you just got Deleted and then we try it again where where where the [ __ ] did you go what do you mean you don’t know I’m right next to you where you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yep TNT how are you already getting stealth where are you sh I I forget that in the face of adversity I press On where here help me man your mom stop it help me man help man we’re going to die you got to help me man God [ __ ] damn it you why why me no no no he has potions now yes [ __ ] I have jump boost for 9 million Nine quadrillion seconds if I jump I’m dead and I have to jump out of water yeah have fun with that some people Wither on him oh [ __ ] goody oh I see it yeah know there’s one underground somewhere I don’t know where it is but I finally did it I’m playing the we’re Playing the game I was just meant to be I’ll I’ll use the knock back stick on the Wither Just Launch him like trilon block you’re going to launch him toward me you’re going to launch him toward me maybe I think it’s funny to just hit him with it though please No There He Go he on the other side of the map now yeah the map that’s tiny oh hello please you [ __ ] you [ __ ] missed Callie it missed Callie I just I just got wood I just got wood I’m flying for 30 seconds I’m going to give it to the Wither can Clear I’m going to be falling TR to hit the Wither with it I don’t think it’s hey man I’m I’m no sorry [ __ ] the that was such a bad excuse I I I oh no I hit myself with it apparently where’s the floor I’m seeing something move here I come call look Up I got it I found yes I found my [ __ ] you found it Lord have mercy on my P Soul oh you’re building a Hut let’s let’s find a place man not there building a hut oh no I finally did like 50 o why what do you g what do you gain you Gain nothing they do nothing SM are you are they setting off the goddamn thing don’t do that yeah they are where is that Co I I want to right in my place up Cole Co posting man not God damn it you ruined my house I didn’t do anything Don’t judge me don’t this means don’t blame hey I found I found coal man we did step two of technological progression we got wood Rock what did you do give me a b no no yes what did you do I was trying to pick block that there’s like 50 XEL everywhere A [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] man man man man man man man man man no no not this way oh Mor hey where are you in the cave he’s following me oh he want I’m [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] my cruel [ __ ] world I’ll save you hey man man No are you [ __ ] kidding me guys hey man hey so we might be dead no wait killer bunny spawn heck so we might be dead so do we move on from that place I think it’s I’m going back to being a fish I think it’s feal I’m going up to The hill the hill is where I’m safe that nothing bad can Happen no why did summon who I’m I’m going this way don’t follow me please I’m I’m fighting it I’m going to I’m going to find F I’m going to find greener pastures cuz this land is a Godless one of that land I think there Is one yeah there is one and he kind of sucks true true got to we got to reunite man I don’t you left me I went to find wood we need more and you left me oh I knew this would happen hey hey I’m going this way Goodbye okay they your plan was not effective stop it stop it stop it stop it no the Swarm iron oh damn can we slop can a slop actually begin I’m trying to live if I just run around it if I just run I don’t need a Stone pickaxe if I just run around it and wait oh thanks for the boats come on come on come on let me use my disadvantage into let me turn my disadvantage into an actual Advantage come on I’m not even going to run I’m just going to stand Still [ __ ] no I had I had end Ender Dragon spawn what how did you have End Dragon how did you have [ __ ] Ender Dragon spawnings [ __ ] where was the cave oh okay yeah man um yeah so that’s thing I slash give Calli like 100 spawn EG why man all right F Armor what did you sp the begins s what did you spawn the great FL oh my God hangang on I’m going east yeah you might get [ __ ] by meteors God [ __ ] damn it they all they’re all going to go in what how horrible not again yeah about That oh my God yes did you escape do the pumpkins Take 5 years to mine oh yep oh yep yeah the flug is uh this is Minecraft slot why do you have totems what the [ __ ] why do you have totems how do you I can’t do we can’t do anything again Ask Longer hey s you should maybe let us progress in the game yeah I know it’s fine I was until Dragon I I thought the server was dead when the Ender Dragon spawned so I just spawned every everything I’m going to survive because I have the funny gold piece in my hand You [ __ ] [ __ ] stop it no wait water water water water water the jump one my levation ran out like a minute I’m still fall still Rising what did you spawn inside volcano why [Laughter] through lit on as soon as he touched the ground it’s 45 seconds give me five business days and I Will touch the ground give us seven years and we will play the game I’m going to fall in lava [ __ ] I’m going to I’m going to make you guys a little a little place you’re going to make us a little place you you are aware that we Leave a path of Destruction behind us no that’s fine I wi the day and night cycle as I’ve been falling how much do you have man how long 7.8k 7.7 why why did it just notop 7.4 7.3 come to my coordinates I’m at 197 165 man I I don’t Think my grand reveal I don’t think I’m going to be like able to find you by the time you like [ __ ] fall you’re right at the corner right or close to wait there’s diamonds I’m a winner have you have you do have time just not unlike you [ __ ] I’m I ran into lava like an idiot why go to the pumpkin patch I’m clo there’s no pumpkin patch man God damn it I forgot about the TNT I finally hit the ground and you lived yeah oh my God I got my two pumpkins in back hey man no my Frogs I see the bridge hold on let’s go to the bridge man let’s go blow up his bridge I see the bridge let’s go blow up blow up the [ __ ] out of his bridge I’m out of hunger good thing I just respawn I only have so many lives left help me you why Do you do this to me stop it please God I will save you Callie I’ll save you oh he you’ll save him you’ll save okay so him you’ll save side right so you won’t be biased so you won’t be biased so you won’t be biased Man hey so you so I just hit with the float so side you won’t be biased at all and you’ll help me too right so you’ll help me too uh yeah so you so there’s this like wither and he’s chasing me where please the water yeah maybe like Going around swimming I’m going to die I see it help help me he me I’ll help you coming save me man save me I can’t don’t you [ __ ] dare don’t you [ __ ] dare you are so bad you’re so bad got did you get yourself too man no I got The you are horrible no I’m staying in the water you can’t get me out no did you fly off I see the wether no I will not submit I will not submit no I submit I love the big one 40 seconds 40 seconds of levitation this is awesome reporting bugs damage taken 15351 Waitu where is that damage taken where is it oh I I took [ __ ] 8,000 9 98 how how how many what’s the distance you fallen mine’s 15.59% on oh hello wait tree no the tree beyond the board I’m blind no no God damn it stop it please for no God damn it TNT there’s your gift sco for once I’m not being punished it’s all pointless it’s all no no God Dam it’s all pointless it’s all pointless it’s not pointless man it’s not pointless it’s not pointless we willever show the we will persevere man we just got to get Stone tools man we just got to get stone tools man and we’ll be fine we going to fight back I’m going to fight back fight back against the system that did not go well it did go well did it go well it’s an achievement I summon uh no nothing Don’t summon anything I’m trying to I’m trying to get the Warg out of the water I’m hiding in the corner don’t say see lit hit me with the stick all you oh did you get him out you’ll never hit me jump getting heard by the TNT I’m almost about to [ __ ] Die I’m I don’t know I’m surrounded by wild beasts I’m on the spawn plateau of water where are you I’m going to place I’m I’m behind the plateau to the north I’m going to place some pink log planks find me so I’m going to die no It’s a little step back did you [ __ ] make oh okay I’m coming back down oh oh you B no no not today stop it stop it stop it no did I see just go up resist I resist God [ __ ] damn it this is ass I’m going to be levitating for a [ __ ] minute Please I’m on one heart I’m on one heart and I have a stack of cobblestone I see the the last Bastion of hope there’s no hope there is no hope there is hope there is no hope this is so ass there is hope there is no hope man There is a hope there’s no hope I’ve won what the [ __ ] you mean you won not won I’ve not won you [ __ ] did you blow up my grave no it’s fine no your grave skill there where’s my grave okay uh I’ll T we need to end each other we Don’t oh where’s my oh it’s there my stuff yes iron we’ve we’ve completed the first bit of the game you it’s fine it’s all good I’m not a I’m not a quitter I’m I’m a winner I’m not a quitter I’m a winner oh W look at All that iron I’m not a quitter I’m a winner don’t you [ __ ] D I’m not a quitter I’m a winner survive that I’m not a quitter I’m a winner quitters don’t winners winners don’t quit quitters quitters don’t so I might have changed my mind all Right give me give me a second I’ll get rid of the limitation oh great so I’m just going to Plateau into the [ __ ] hard hard surface below like that stop doing don’t mind me I am a naturally spawning I’ll leave you alone there please let me be I I am a Naturally spawning creeper me naturally spawning creeper yes yeah no wait why did the wver name spawn oh yeah there’s just one underground give me the it’s been there it was like the first one I spawn it’s just underground somewhere I think you think maybe is not the same as I know hope not When there the bomb spawn no don’t do that to me no don’t do that to me no it’s fine it’s fine it’s all Gucci it’s all Gucci it’s all Gucci none of it is all of it’s Gucci because guess what [ __ ] I got an iron pickaxe you I got an Iron pickaxe I’m a winner not a loser I’m a winner not a loser I will win and you will lose [ __ ] no [ __ ] I’m a win winner not loser you can’t win against me I’m going into [ __ ] caves get away from me get away from Me no man please no man please no man please no man please man man I love harvesting grass I’m so [ __ ] I’m so [ __ ] in this hole I’m so [ __ ] I’m so [ __ ] I’m so that’s what she said that’s what she said my inventory is full no I spawned more Things there’s so many there’s so [ __ ] many got to go get my iron pickaxe Man without that thing we are losers and we’re not losers we are winners I got to go get that I’m kind of losing right now but I’m losing in my own like area of the MCH this was not Where I was losing man Oh wrong wrong button what do you mean wrong button what do you mean wrong that’s what he meant what why did you spawn a SLE no no no I can’t get out stop it no I can’t get out stop no no no God damn it Go your your grav in the S I’ll bu be like a bridge to it I don’t need it there’s nothing there it’s just dirt I am blind as a [ __ ] R don’t laugh at me I have cataracts man I’m find is that’s what you [ __ ] get that’s What you [ __ ] get for making fun of my cataract stop it stop doing this to me you [ __ ] [ __ ] the warded spawn no please let me out of this [ __ ] hole okay let me where was The gee I wonder where where it is man I wonder where the water cube is I’m going to complete the game I’m going to complete the game are you going to complete the game I mean the dragon’s already dead no I fell in the [ __ ] cinkle oh that sucked I was Blind why is the [ __ ] wind pushes Graves man the [ __ ] wind pushes Graves it’s floating away Callie’s grave is [ __ ] flying away like a UFO what the [ __ ] Yeah that’s fine no it’s not fine I fight nature I don’t submit to it likeo sounds can’t even [ __ ] that’s what that one does what does it do man mega sui wait My Grave got pushed into the wall yeah I know that’s why I’m saying they flow through the Wall I can’t see like at all yes Sun I can see the sun I feel so refreshed to slop slop okay let’s go to slop Corner man I love slopping okay I’m saying that with an unironic smile on my face but on the inside I’m [ __ ] Dead Okay um that one do might why am I wizard why am I wizard what did you do what did you do man here comes famine you make it famine I have no food I’m [ __ ] digging myself I’m digging myself the [ __ ] grave that I’m going to die in I I think I’ve like soft locked myself wait no I’m good I can float out of here oh we lose all we got to do is I got to get back to my grave oh my God you spawned over [ __ ] meteor no it’s to Go I’m going up with it yeah good please fly away don’t come back I’m good I see you me or him I see you you where oh hey okay follow me follow me okay so don’t go in the path of the [ __ ] raging Storm ow ow ow ow what the [ __ ] so the Earth is Angry God damn it ow ow no no no no we can’t move we’re [ __ ] Burning Man oh my God the frame rate oh my God the [ __ ] frame rate dude oh no what are you doing what are you doing I summoned like Three fire gigos I I think I got I keep burning are you going going Northwest I’m going Northeast kind of but I can’t even [ __ ] tell anymore because there’s just fire and there’s hell and darkness and fear and famine we’re free no not we not until you get a funny idea Judge comfor oh my God [ __ ] God oh is insane well that was the video it only took 11 months to get here and did it turn out right I have no clue but who knows by the next 11 months there might be another unless I die in a really Tragic accident but How likely is that very little I know so if you did like it do the things that you YouTubers tell you to do subscribe like share with your turtle send your video to your therapist so that they know what you watch in the meantime Video Information
This video, titled ‘The Best Worst Minecraft Slop Content of All Time.’, was uploaded by Squimskom on 2023-12-10 16:00:15. It has garnered 195 views and 14 likes. The duration of the video is 00:28:12 or 1692 seconds.
I told you a new video would be out soon, and by soon I meant almost a whole year. And it’s Minecraft content? Is it actually pure Minecraft slop? All I’ll say is that by the end of it we loose our minds completely. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Datapacks we used: -Natural Forces Disaster Datapack by Clarence365; https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/natural-forces-disaster-datapack/
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-Grave Datapack by the Vannilla Tweaks Team; https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/datapacks/
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