Stealing Your Minecraft Ideas! 😱

What oh oh okay all right so I can’t really tell you what I’m doing I’m just kind of winging it so I’m thinking you start a tower here like in this little pocket right here let me see so like um let me think about that one two three four and then one

Here and one two three four four one one two three yeah that looks that looks pretty that’s that’s a nice size that’s a nice size I want to build like a ring starting out with the stone brick coming up like that and using some like different kinds on the inside right

Oh you know what I love these Vines too maybe I should put a bunch of those on the sides so like cracked like this um but you probably want some like nice size window type beat going on nice window type beat copyright free YouTube music NOP we going to have any issues here

Sir are we going to have any issues here is this guy bothering you I need a I need a gosh darn trash can I just have I haven’t I honestly have not seen a single desert this whole time so I have no real idea of where I would get the

Cactus so I’m thinking Tower comes up like this and then we come out this way down here out one here and then like side step it like this so it looks something like this and there’s always three blocks of walkway and then shoot across over to that am I

Crazy and it might be crazy but have I told you lately I just got finished watching the n 9 hour Sam and Cat video essay that [ __ ] crazy Dan Schneider’s a demon dude I always got weird vibes from that guy I said sleep and I’m not even I’m the one who said

Sleep and I’m not even prepared how do you do this again me put this out I hope we don’t fall off the side oh yeah that’s going to be nice dude just let me cook I do kind of want like a um like a he going of towers attached to

This but how I will accomplish that I don’t know that looks pretty good that looks pretty pretty good me fighting the urge to say bruh at any minor inconvenience oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] can’t believe you’ve done this I don’t know how tall I want this to go

Do you know it would look really good actually now that I’m thinking about it if I attached like a like a little thing on the side and I could also build into the side of this mountain which I think would go kind of hard oh climbing grape can only be used on

Walls so if I let’s just say it can be done answer is yes I think that’s probably tall enough let me go see it from the other side oh yeah yeah that’s a nice that’s a nice nice looking Tower I love what you did with the

Place I don’t want to like mess with the natural state of this really but do you know what would look good if I start here and I bring it four across and then I do one and then I do the same kind of three four one two three four and

One it doesn’t match up perfectly but I’m more so just looking for it to accent as well I don’t know I’m rethinking this because how am I going to make this hold on no no no no no no run that back this honestly should just I’m straight out like

This cuz I want to be able to you know kind of [ __ ] up doing this too I want to be able to put like a point on the roof so we can like come to a point and like meet in the middle here I don’t know this room I don’t know

What the room would be used for functionally maybe this can be like the this can be the jerk in it jerk in it room this can be the Goon cave y’all see Twitter trying to tell me that gooning is a racist term or is it racist they said it

Was they said it was like I don’t know something something dude always trying to tell me who can and can’t goon all right I need a bunch of wood with like a nice wood not just like Oak I need like a dark oak or a variant of dark wood something like

That we got a smoker don’t I have more of these grape things a dude let me use my umbrella then I can jump I thought I picked up like a music disc somewhere all right well I’m going to need this axxe where we got like a jungle sparse jungle jungle

Forest you know I’m pretty sure I remember there being dark oak would it tell me if there was a dark dark o dark dark toast I don’t know if it differentiates between Dark Forest and non Dark Forest whose bird is that there’s a goddamn bird in my babysitting is this dark

Oak just regular Oak that looks like dark oak is this dark oak no oh that’s dark oak that’s also uh bad man brother I hate the range is so [ __ ] I don’t think we’ll need much no you son of a [ __ ] get back get oh my God hello listen to

Me I am your owner land please land on the ground oh my God he’s gone I’m never going to get him back is he Landing I’m going to climb up on this tree I’m going to get you why you got to do me like that don’t even think about

It I’m going to need a crafting I guess we can just make one with all this wood I’m marry my Mary Poppins my way down here you mind if find Mary Poppins my game my game is actually crashing right now I don’t know I changed I think the oh my game crashed oh

Brother dude my brain is so like broken I literally I’m opening my phone to check my Discord notifications and instead of checking my Discord notifications I immediately scroll to the right and click on Tik Tok what is wrong with me it’s crazy when you’re not working most of your time is just spent

On Tik Tok it’s like they designed it that way it’s really [ __ ] up all right well now we’re just waiting for the [ __ ] to load so do you know what I’m going to be doing give me look at we got a bandal listen to this 1971 million views thank you TOA I see

You this is Steve Lacy dark red I don’t know what is this military ass beat making bakon pancakes baking pancakes making bacon pancakes that’s what I’m going to make okay hold on Huh what is This I have no clue oh is this huh what is this H dude I isn’t this like a Van Halen song or something I don’t know man I’m sorry I should know this I should know this I should know This [ __ ] Huh is this Fleetwood Mac I don’t know it there’s no way way I have a streak I haven’t missed a single one this is going to be the one is this the Little River Band what is this I can get a clue escalator to huh escalator to

Paradise is this Stairway to Heaven are you kidding me lead Zeppelin what man okay that’s embarrassing look I don’t listen to classic rock all right we don’t have to get into it I’m not a classic rock guy I don’t listen to Classic Rock what can I

Say I listen to music don’t get me wrong I listen to music I just don’t listen to Classic Rock I mean I don’t know I saw somebody I saw a thing saying that like okay we want we want the performance to um hold on I got a like

Entity CLS I know clouds are a big one maybe we just get rid of clouds I saw that like Fleetwood Mac is like counted as a classic rock band and they just really don’t have like a classic rock band Vibe so it’s kind of hard to believe that people think

That I mean I understand like they’re old so I guess by majority standards they fall under the classic rock category but I just don’t see it that way they’re actually so ahead of their time like they they just they transcend the genre in my opinion some people may not feel that way

I can’t even tell you how stairway that heaven go I don’t even know how stairway that heaven goes I don’t even know how Stairway to Heaven goes St wa to is that a it the when that’s like if I leave here tomorrow is that it that’s got to be it

Right I actually I think that is it and I was actually just singing that song so maybe I’m wrong maybe I am a classic rock guy closeted and I just don’t know it it is catchy it’s catchy I’ll admit that how do I I really wish I had creative

Flying that would just be like 10 things that go insanely hard um Stairway to Heaven um bwood Mac and creative flying in Minecraft that was only three things you know else goes hard when you’re peeling an onion and like all the skin comes off like nice and easy and it all comes

Off in one God I love that and you’re not but if you have to ask I prefer green onions are green onions spring onions is that what they’re called what the [ __ ] are they called spring onions like the the green ones that are smaller if I leave here Tomorrow that is Stairway to Heaven I’ll call myself out before anybody else does maybe I do like a little bit of classic rock I’m just kidding I I actually really don’t sorry sorry for having a man can’t just have pref preferences nowadays I don’t know why I keep jumping

Over this I should just break it I’m not saying classic rock is like bad but it’s like I get it it’s rock that you listen to when you’re with your alcoholic father I get it it’s rock you listen to when your wife left you and took the kits so I’m

Thinking I’m thinking a nice pointy point or the pointiest point that this point can offer and doing so in a pointy manner a pointy point that feels point this has got to come up a couple more not too much but just enough I don’t know what’s up with these bamboo

Creepers I see them constantly but like they’re are kind of chill like they don’t blow up your spot but they kind of just like Loom around and give you a sense of impending doom they’re really not chill but like for creeper they are chill okay let me refer to a castle in

Minecraft to get a idea of the point that I want these aren’t aren’t pointy know something like that you can’t see it but I can so I’m going to need you to trust me when I say something like this um bug I’m going down the bottle this guy’s playing on a Crtv I don’t I don’t know how much I really like that it’s nice maybe a nice like basis just something to go off of so he kind of like makes it I do not want to download the Minecraft ammo app why does everybody need a app nowadays man stop making apps just stop

It I don’t want to make an account I don’t want to download an app there’s too many there’s too many apps there should be like 20 total that’s it 20 apps no more if I go to your website and you ask me to make an account I’m going

Elsewhere and I will not be making an account on your website for I’m GNA need more wood brother it looks kind of awkward right now but trust the process do we have like a two here we got the left and the right man do you know how good it must feel to

Post something on Minecraft ammo.com and then it blows up like you did so good with your build that you got 77 likes on the most miscellaneous website that’s sick dude I’m happy for you I know that sounds like I’m being satirical but I’m I’m totally not I need some dirt just to

Assist assist in the building I’m going to need more dirt let me go grab some I need to kill this void Blossom dude he will not go away okay my humble opinion it looks kind of cool right now I can only speak for myself how do we want to do this maybe some

Slabs and then that’ll help us bring it to a point I just thought putting dirt up here is going to make it I’m going to have to come up here and like get rid of the dirt that’s going to be such a pain in the ass oh I need more stairs for

Sorry I’m trying to get rid of this rumbling from my keyboard dude it’s Unbecoming of a professional like myself can’t you make like a what is this grape vine stem not really what I had in mind it’d be nice if I could put like a a block in the center how how do

You how do you achieve a natural point if I put it this way it’s going to be flat that way let me look at this oh that’s so ugly it’s so ugly it’s really oh it’s not coming together it’s ugly God damn it how do I get it’s actually so

Ugly I did nothing like this man did it how did he do this how did he achieve such Heights he’s crazy that is so ugly what are those things called trap doors oh God that is actually so ugly dude I’m astounded by how unoy and ugly this [ __ ] is

I had three goals in mind pointy pointiest point and I achieved none of them I wanted the pointiest point that was pointy and I got Nothing can I have a point we have points at home points at home said points at Home what if I just like how how can I do this you know what I think I know okay so with this wood block we do something like This I’m trying not to use all my wood because I don’t want to go get more I really do not want to go all the way back over there and get more bro right right right dude yeah yeah yeah yeah you feel me you feel me on that and then we bring this

Up tiny bit can I place a block in the middle like in the middle of the rest of the blocks how do I completely break the functionality of Minecraft and place a block in the middle okay well I need some more stairs I need at least eight more stairs

So we can do this thing here I’m going to leave that block so I can come back up here because I’m probably going to need to and then just build some more stairs and I honestly I think oh dude it’s actually so ugly it’s so ugly in my head I just keep

Hearing that girl from The Dream concert that says it’s okay when he’s trying to sing a song that’s like making him cry and she like it’s okay it’s okay all right uh listen okay I’m looking at it now I don’t think it’s that bad it’s not that good no face I don’t know

Honestly recently it should been kind of nice no face cam I understand germa I get it I think face cam is good when I’m playing like a scary game or like something that I’m like whoa no not German germa you know germa don’t be silly you know him you love

Them you know him you love him it’s germa folks everybody loves him it’s germa you know him it’s germa maybe the greatest streamer okay how do we listen that’s honestly probably just about as much as I am willing to [ __ ] around with this thing to get it to look like really good

I don’t think it looks terrible right now but it could definitely be better it could definitely be better but it’s not terrible it’s really not terrible y’all rocking with the point I’m kind of [ __ ] with it what is that noise what is that you hear that what is that

I’m kind of [ __ ] with it you are out of water for where did the German come in bro you look like tranium from YouTube he goes to the gym all right let we’ll look look before I pass any judgment [ __ ] always come into my chat saying I look like somebody so

Let’s see it today we are back in the gym with the boys they’re not here yet but bro I’m not even like no hate on this guy why do not look like this man 202 everybody are alive I nothing like what way to you think I look like this

Guy I do not look like this man I have a mustache for one I look nothing like this guy hold on let me try to I look nothing like this guy I look nothing like him he’s just a white man with a beard you just white man with a

Beard is my better looking brother you think he’s more attractive than me are you just saying he’s better looking because he goes to the gym is it the hair should I do my hair like that I don’t know I don’t know man I don’t think that looks like

Me not only are you saying a man who looks nothing like me looks like me but you’re also saying he’s more attractive and if it’s because of the gym then I mean yeah I don’t go to the gym so I guess uh he just immediately he’s got that on me what can I

Say it’s so weird how the brain works because like like so we were having this conversation people saying that I look like j schlatt i me I mean I don’t think J’s ugly but I think like conventionally like by like American beauty standards I would probably on average to people be more

Attractive than J schlatt I’m not saying you know you know besides the point and then but I’m like and they’re telling me that jl’s more attractive and I’m like it’s so weird like the human brain I must just see myself completely differently like I see myself so different than everybody else does I

Guess also I was just thinking you know how people always say like like you’re uh you’re like uh you know Atlanta 8 or something like that like you have different ranking depending on the area that you’re in so maybe I’m looking at it from like like the area that I live in you

Know what I mean have I heard of Alvin Alvin I have okay yes I do know what medium pace is I do know medium pace I do dude Adam Sandler kind of like popped off with that like that’s he actually is he’s he’s kind of crazy for that he’s really talented too

[ __ ] makes me cry from how funny it is you think that’s funny I’m crying at it because it’s like beautiful it’s just a really like heartfelt beautiful song about like his love for another woman for not another woman but like just a woman in general it’s eoch and it’s

Funny no it’s hilarious I I do love Adam Sandler Adam Sandler kind of the goat he can do no wrong unless he’s done something wrong then I mean he’s not friends with Dan uh Dan Schneider Rob Schneider does he is he still friends with Rob Schneider cuz that guy sucks

I like I usually don’t like to be like you know I’m not going to be your friend because of like Hunger Games Hunger Games I do not want to play Minecraft Hunger Games hunger James you’ve never watched Hunger Games I’ll be on for a minute that’s kind of crazy that you’ve

Never seen Hunger Games that was like the thing for a minute it’s a little bit before your time I bought DLC for a game I don’t own how do I get Nintendo refund um listen I’m just going to be completely honest with you I don’t know if Nintendo actually does refunds

Like I’ve had it I know it doesn’t work the same as Steam because I’ve had the same thought I don’t think you can get an Nintendo refund which is like criminal I that should not be allowed alternatively okay so what DLC did you buy for what

Game it’s very important this is this is a very important question what DLC did you buy for what game hello I have Mario Kart Deluxe for my account but I have no Mario Kart on that account oh so why don’t you just buy Mario Cart on that account forehead

Yeah I know I’m just saying buy it for that account problem solved if you did that you would buy Mario Kart three times how many times have you bought Minecraft are you now willing to give Mario Kart the same Respect I think you should just buy Mario Kart again the DLC was 20 the game is 60 bucks that’s pretty steep that’s pretty Steep I think you buy it again I think you got to come at it from a different Angle you’re looking at it all wrong if you buy the game again then you have somebody to play Mario Kart with you easy Sh you know I just thought about it I don’t look anything like the guy that Cube sent and I should not listen to a man’s perspective on what men are more attractive right men cannot tell me that other men are more attractive to me because unless unless they’re

Gay then they have a little bit more perspective all right but if you’re a if you’re not a woman don’t tell me that a man is more attractive than me cuz I will not take that [ __ ] seriously men do not know what is attractive listen to women if you have a female

Friend a friend who is a woman and you need perspective on anything outfits Etc do not ask your guy friends ask your ask your girl ask I don’t want to I mean it’s a girlfriend it’s a girl who’s a friend ask your girlfriend don’t ask your friends what is more attractive women know

Better and that’s just fact sit on it like if I look at my switch demographic and that guy had his twitch demographic who’s do you think would be more female I can tell you it’s mine with confidence that’s like the only people who follow me because they’re always

Trying to [ __ ] private message me on Twitch and then when I tell them no thanks they block me on Twitch understandable must be kind of embarrassing I’m never mean about it though I just say like no thank you they tell me Adam on Discord and I don’t do that f

What am I doing here I don’t know where this where this Tower is going except for up it is going Up this is the only this my only option I do not feel like going all the way back I wonder how weird this is going to look I know it looks pretty good that’s like nice nice Dimensions pretty tall it’s looking good honestly I might want to play

Something else the building I don’t I don’t understand how people can get on Minecraft and build for like like hours building like legitimately makes it it drains me it makes me tired it’s work what if I just played a random collection of PS two games that I have

Instead dude my face is so itchy right now I could also play some fortnite dear I haven’t played fortnite in like 24 hours if you can believe that What do we got going On oh dude I did that portal the the portal like portal just had like a a Thing what was that called portal Revolution Portal 2 Mod I did see this and it looked very interesting do I not own Portal 2 Portal 2 is 99s 90% off right Now 12 minutes before it’s done that can’t be right is it its very own thing like it’s its own thing okay I’m done with Minecraft for right now I’m just going to tell you that it’s got three minutes I’m going to go pee it took me like two seconds to

Pee my download speeds are limited probably because I have stuff open and also stream what do we do to fill the time two minutes I don’t know it’s going pretty quick maybe it’s not necessary I’m on pooku y’all know what this is y’all ready for this normal flying is there such

Thing is farfetched a flying type normal flying is Wingull he’s just no he’s water flying we know that we know that we know Pokémon we know Pokemon I’m going to have to come back to this one flying Berry type is farfetched a Fairy Type I don’t think he

Is half of these Pokemon aren’t flying type Flying Fairy hoen evolved by item normal that would be a Eevee huh requires post evolution Pokemon Espeon oh no it’s silvon I’m so silly that is that is it it’s a Fairy Type am I crazy Munchlax baby type and then doesn’t um what’s that thing

Called Jinx what is what is what is jinx’s thing baby hoen H PO pooku is kind of beating my ass right now and my download speed is like going back and forth Man flying normal flying fairy fairy baby what is that thing called junimo I’m just checking on this says

Two minutes but that’s not true it’s not two minutes don’t listen to them it’s not 2 minutes by our house this is tough tough dude this is tough this is sylveon like this is sylveon like this is evolved by an item no it’s not it’s not it’s evolved by you loving

It you have to love it and where is hoen flying type from hoen which is the one that I probably know the best evolved by thing isn’t that when um when um Leafeon was introduced a baby type from hoen would that also not be Munchlax [ __ ]

You I’m going into the archives no this is what I was saying I don’t want to sign up for anything I don’t want to sign up for Stuff God damn it I don’t want to sign up I hate signing up for things okay how do I access the archives what’s today

Date take me back to yesterday archived puzzle dark ghost dark ghost dark ghost dark ghost dark ghost flying dark Hui is the newest one isn’t it Willis is a a ghost flying isn’t this a Litwick and then a flying fire type that would be a Charizard final evolution ghost easy

Give me a Gengar final evolution easy give me a what what wingles what is Wingull final thing Pella peler and then isui wrong I don’t know who soie dark flying can I just look at a list of flying types I could probably tell you which one’s dark dark flying I don’t have

It dark ghost aren’t they all dark you look right God [ __ ] poke I I don’t like this break poke doku steam input games what does that mean currently loading look at this new game the human resource it’s me I am the human resource this is loud that’s loud that is so

Loud that is so loud that’s better get up what are you doing this seems kind of sick is this like one of those tiny home tiny home shipping container things I like it good morning test subject you have been in suspension for 72 days the Aperture Science computer AED Enrichment

Center congratulates you on your 36 years sleep anniversary dude sleeping for 36 years candidate for our human Emergency Response Team oh my God if I could sleep for 36 years you bet your ass I would be sleeping for 36 years that sounds amazing to be accepted into the human

Emergency response St you will now participate in an advanced difficulty testing track where your problem solving skills athleticism in response to increasingly Hazard disc conditions will be evaluated mhm right yeah this is a Minecraft so true it was Minecraft than for volunteering the door will open in three

Two one this actually I just have a Shader on you may not think it’s Minecraft but this is Minecraft 2 hot what is TT total tiar of the Kingdom I played tears of the Kingdom subjects may experience symptoms of mental defects after long-term chemically induced hibernation I don’t need any more mental defects

Participate in a brain damage evaluation survey to determine just how damaged your brain is it’s if you believe your brain is sufficiently operational press the button in front of you and continue the test very good please call through the portal and continue testing your self-re status is more sufficient for now I

Played Sears of the Kingdom for like uh as long as I could it’s just a little bit too long a little bit too long for my taste it’s not it’s not super Auto pets that’s the Problem Super Auto pets mfers when the game is longer than two Hours and I mean Meed thatti toight is not protocols but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science material emancipation Grill which in semi- rare cases May emancipate some of the light sensing rods and cones inside your head you know what’s crazy you know glasses if you have bad eyesight

And then you wear glasses your eyesight adapts to the glasses and then it gets worse my suggestion is just don’t wear glasses ever cuz that’s insane what are we doing you are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device as a candidate for the human Emergency Response Team you are expected

To adapt to all dangerous situations and as such will not be informed about the devices safety hazards and then your only option is getting lasic and lasic is so scary you have to be awake for one you have to be awake for lasic and you have to sit there with

Your eye open while the laser is blasting it that scary chamber will be to meas puzzle solving and exe speed during extreme wind and we conditions in the rare case that wind and weather conditions appear to be ordinary please stay idle in the entrance foyer until the desired conditions are met lasic

Is uh listen I can’t tell you I can’t tell you exactly what it is but I do know that they laser your eyeball that’s enough that’s enough for me I’m out okay hold on let me think about this for a second laser eye therapy yeah yeah that’s a that’s a nice way of

Putting it let me think about this for a second okay so we got the cube and we got to come up here we got to get the cube through here somewhere but how how do we get the cube through there cuz I can’t shoot it through there okay

Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay I’m I’m stupid I’m stupid I’m stupid I’ll just tell you immediately I’m a little stupid but we got there have you ever seen Final Destination it my friends have been rewatching them all and honestly I don’t think I have the guts for it cuz there

Is a part in there there’s a part in there fin Final Destination if you don’t know is just a movie where like you die like that is the movie you die and the whole movie is just them dying in various ways and there’s a part on there where she gets

Lasic and then she gets like locked into the chair and then she dies if I go through here does this [ __ ] yeah it’s dumb ways to die I it less less dumb more just like insane Ways to Die is that an option we can watch soulburn I’ve been seeing that I’m

Interested I got to figure out how to get this block up there first though this is Portal but this is like um no no no it’s like a it’s like a fan created a fan created predecessor so it has nothing nothing to do with the other one I’m thinking though I’m thinking

Stop talking to me let me think let me think okay so this is holding the door open this is holding the door open and if I go back through here without that on there my portal gets removed and I don’t have a orange portal to work with it’s so easy it’s so

Easy I’m silly congratulations test subject number one you have set the world record for this exercise and now officially hold first and last place on the leaderboard welcome back to insane Ways To Die My name is Rea 66 and welcome back this time we got Jesus beating you with a

Skateboard that sounds like a uh Cards Against Humanity prompt okay what do we have here the next test may contain con amounts of electromagnetic radiation that may to the retinas of Some Humans retin retina mention asur not it’s only because I have a I got a shirt underneath it IGN the prior

Warning I have a shirt underneath it what are we doing here what is this let’s go through here see what we’re working with promiscuous promiscuous girl boy what are we doing here I don’t really know what is this reminds me of Jurassic Park what reminds you of Jurassic Park the

Dinosaurs how do we get this through here it’s going to break when as soon as we pull this through here so we set a portal here then we go here right and then we set this this way what does this mean I think that means don’t go through there

Just cheesed it a little bit what is that thing I don’t know you have completed the test if you have not done so already you are permitted to open your eyes you are permitted to open your eyes I would I know like YouTube is different because like it’ll say Minecraft forever

But if I change stream information in the middle of it then it just creates a whole new thing which I don’t I don’t like that I don’t like how starting with the next test chamber like to remind you that so far no experiment has yet unproven whether or not weighted storage cubes

Are not incapable of not feeling pain when being emancipated y’all think companion cubes have feelings and if so what do we do about it what is this perhaps the easiest puzzle I’ve ever done in my life wait wait I am on Twitch too I am on Twitch too he hold on I’m

Cooking got to be able to grab we got to be able to get in there goodbye good day to you fine gentlemen what do we do is this is going to make that disappear that’s going to be closed what do we do this has got to be right here right and

[ __ ] I mean we got to be able to grab this thing I don’t I I don’t know you think we can make it across [ __ ] go over here put this down God damn it what is it what is the answer oh my God you know what would help me if they made the

Soundtrack like is this it not the loading thing just the world like the world song what is this yes all right this is it yeah this is helping I need to be able to get this over here so I can grab the cube I got to be able to reach over to

This I got to be able to get over here I got to be able to get over that way but then if I do that I’m not going to be able to get back up over there so how do you grab this But I don’t have the cube what the [ __ ] I don’t get it I don’t get it I don’t get it this is not helping the the music isn’t is n helping I’ll just say that much the music isn’t helping and the loud roaring of whatever is going on around here is also not

Doing it for me so I think if you took the cube and you ate it and then you carried it inside you or you know know 10 months maybe you could make two cubes what do you do Somebody explain it to me somebody who’s smarter than me chat I’m not giving up hold

On let me think it doesn’t make sense I’ve come to the conclusion it doesn’t make sense but then I can’t get across there so obviously this has to come across at some point what if I took the cube and I launched it what if I took the cube and I launched it

Nope oh oh okay I’m it clicked it clicked all right it took me a second but it clicked it made sense in that moment he realized it made sense that must been that must have been kind of frustrating to watch where’s the orange portal how hard was that to watch just be honest

Cuz I’m not watching and that was hard for me well done candidate you have successfully solved five test Chambers to ensure a high quality of Human Resources the following test Chambers may include elements of danger extra caution is advised good luck he’s stuck there we

Go that was tough are they all going to be that hard en Center I wish to iiz about the current state of our testing facility due to technical difficulties we are unable to provide an experience of suitable quality at this time where’s this supposed to come from huh

Oh where is this supposed to go it’s supposed to fall down like that’s for sure there’s nowhere to shoot the portal other than that one spot is this change that oh brother I um I I I just I get it so that that way and then this is blue so we got to

Wait for it to come up that way and come out this way and we don’t care about that yes we do yeah yeah yeah yeah he got to do that and then this has got to shoot the laser in the correct spot this way um um um um um um um that one’s

Gone this here I I’m over complicating it I’m heavily over complicating everything not bad thanks what can I say what can I say what can I say what is over this way wait they got the um they got the [ __ ] uh Secrets oh this is where we were

I don’t want to go back and see all that you see how long it took me to do that thing these are all the puzzles that took you far too long to accomplish I just had lasic so I mean I can’t see very well right now as a consequence of semi- recent events

Some aerial Faith plates could be misconfigured and launch objects into arbitrary directions be careful excuse me oh well that’s definitely wrong give me a second there try that good that is now properly calibrated okay what does this do launches you out whoa so that’s why there holes in the ceiling

Whoa what you got going on up here up that way back here through the portal roundabout and what are we supposed to do here I’m I’m going to be sick we have to do something to get the cube oh dude there’s a [ __ ] thing over here I’m

Stupid wait but if we do it that way we need a portal there so to fall through and then come through the orange and then we got to like catch it midair let’s freaking go right now and then we go up this way and while we’re there there we got to shoot the

Thing he’s insane where does this go oh and we need that we got to do the same deal catching that midair get up and do it all over again [ __ ] all right and then how do we do this the first time oh no way no way dude that’s crazy

They knew I’d do that too okay now how do we do this hello this is um Portal 2 uh Revolution I think it’s called it’s like a new new entry into the story very cool very cool this dude’s trying to roll away on me what is he doing man he’s attracted to the

Water literally all he wants is death look at him there’s no way that’s natural he’s got a mind of his own I’m thinking m okay so here and then we got to like drop this guy nope don’t listen to me well maybe no I don’t think so what what is the

Thing what is the thing what’s the thing here what is the thing here let’s go back to Old Faithful just think for a second here let’s just think for a second right every monster knows uh-huh yeah uh made this harder on yourself by not pressing the button at the top and then

Putting the portal under where that comes out to fly to You are you sure about that oh no see you’re misunderstanding I only have access to one portal at the moment you’re misunderstanding yes that would be true if I had the orange portal you’re missing you’re missing the key the key element here I only have one this whole thing would be easier if

I had access to both of them [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz I only I can’t put one here and one there yes but if I do this listen when I’m at the top all right look we’ll we’ll run back through it we’ll run back through it okay hold on turn off the My Singing

Monsters honey are you okay you’ve barely been listening to my singing monsters recently all right we’re running it back all right so we’re here right and then I have to put the I only have one I have the Blue Portal I put the Blue Portal here it goes down

Through the orange portal all right and then okay okay well done from now on all aial Faith PL should be configured correctly I promise I did it guys I did it that’s the same thing I said last time I’m over complicating it it’s like I’m like thinking too hard about

It I’m thinking too much turn off your braining the final test chamber solving this last chamber and completing the testing track will grant you membership into the science human Emergency Response Team I’m just too smart is the problem all right the problem is I think about things too well

How am I supposed to reach it that way hello hello hello h hello how am I supposed to reach it before it goes all the way up all right hold on okay hold on the problem is I’m just too smart this isn’t Minecraft I know I’m going to get back on Minecraft all

Right just just so y’all are satisfied satiated let me solve this one and I’ll get back on Minecraft I just needed a second because I was building for like almost two hours straight portal is sick but it’s not Minecraft I was building for like 2 hours straight and I was just like man

It’s taxing it’s a lot I start getting tense in my shoulders even more tense than I am now cuz this is really testing my brains right now this is a it’s like a fan-made portal thing it’s like brand new content too so I’m like I’m in the weeds I have no prior knowledge

Why is that there look at this I’m literally about to create a black hole you think I could crash my computer this way yeah this [ __ ] is messing with my brain I I don’t know how to get to the I got to get to the elevator in time what if I just

I don’t get it I don’t get it I don’t understand I did that I did that look it’s for the elevator listen let me bumble around for a little bit all right okay I’m sorry what’s the point what’s it what what’s your point what’s the point I still can’t get on the

Elevator stop listen Go away You’re your your you being too good at the game is making it less fun for me I let me be dumb let me be dumb for a second let me be dumb oh now we need a laser here let me be dumb okay hold

On we made it Gamers okay hold on hold on now because we’re not done that’s not all we got to get this laser back up through here let me be a silly little guy for a second all right we still need it over here I mean

It doesn’t change the fact that we need it no because hold on I’m thinking okay hold on let it cook all right for look at that you just have to give me a minute you just have to give me a second I know as a reminder your Aperture Science provided health

Insurance does not cover injury or fatality from imulation from the aperture science hard light Bridge it doesn’t look like there’s much going on Behind These Eyes all aperture science equipment has all the processing is being done up here all right me when I’m going when I go nonverbal for a second that’s

Me I’m like a microwave oven I start on 0 degrees and eventually by the grace of God I get up to 450 and burn your house down he’s just like a microwave oven for real there’s obviously a reason they gave us this laser bridge but what is it so true for

I don’t know I don’t know what I’m doing man okay hold on just let me think for a second man just let me think for a second the pro dude I swear just let me think for a second I swear I swear there’s nothing there’s nothing going on man

There’s nothing going on on okay hold on okay I’m it’s so weird sometimes I I feel like when I need it most my brain I’m just not thinking my brain is so empty right now my head is so empty right now dude holy it’s honestly insane like how like I can it be

Speaking and like functioning and like normal but also just like nothing going on at the same time it’s it’s crazy it’s honestly kind of impressive if you think about it I’m so unbothered I will let you know when I need to phone a friend thank you okay hold on that’s still sitting up

There we need it to be up there though that’s the thing we need it to be up there my brain cells are always on strike is honestly it’s kind of it’s it’s that’s the problem I’m a victim of the cemic I [ __ ] up I [ __ ]

Up I think I [ __ ] up I’m pretty sure I [ __ ] up it I I do I do understand why people watch this game it does make a lot of sense to me me that somebody would watch this game but what doesn’t make sense to me is somebody watching me play this

Game does it let me let me take a viewer survey does it make it better or worse that I’m kind of stupid like I know it’s frustrating to watch both are good let’s freaking go do you guys remember how I got the cube back over here after I did this I

Don’t if it makes you feel better I have no idea what’s going on you know what that does make me feel better thank you all why can’t I block the laser with my body what if I block the laser with my body and then I pick the Companion Cube up

Through that [ __ ] through the gate what did I do last time y’all remember what I did last time y’all remember what I did last time I think the in the original games they did hurt you if I’m not mistaken excuse me I’m a little eepy what did I do last

Time I did this part already what did I do uh I don’t know there’s a reason for this bridge existing but if we do this then that goes away so it’s all for not okay hold on not yet not yet not yet okay not yet all right so I have to get across

Here all right but I got to be able to bring the cube to the other side here but to do that I got to be able to get through this okay but the thing is hold on I remember I remember hey hold on so I got to keep the cube in front of

The laser all right but I got to be able to go through I got to be able to go here come across but when I pull the cube out from in front of the laser thing’s going to close behind me and it’s going to be fine because we got to

Exit I told you I told you just give me a second I did it and I was really close the first time congratulations you did it I did it I’m sorry for the surprise current testing protocol demands I dispose of all test subjects so I had to intervene before

You were uh faked I’ll be honest with you now there is no after science let freaking go right now I made it up sorry for lying to you before I can explain why I brought you here we need to get you registered as an aperture employee we don’t want security systems to hunt

You down after all the guardian and intrusion system doesn’t like it when test subjects escape the chambers there’s a security checkpoint nearby follow me dark in here isn’t it maybe you can get through this stationary portal emitter maybe you can get through this a stationary portal emitter freaking Nerd stop using big words like that with me the controls are manual so I can’t help you got a clue why are you making that noise okay so you have to stand in the scanner to get registered any plan how I did it it is a bootleg wheatly maybe that

Portal can help again yeah no [ __ ] thanks oh good idea I think that did the trick I did it good I can now register you as our new janitor welcome to aperture you can call me Sterling I’m the STL manager and your new supervisor I like

Sterling that’s a nice name okay we have no time to lose right this way you got to make me do oh wait you uh can’t go that way find a way around the [ __ ] happened in here well done not everyone gets this position you know you should be

Proud maybe do all that for what hum that don’t exist you could just do you can just open up the door the the do open for me on the way out I’m doing portals over I’m what am I doing portals for the doors worked the doors opened wasting my time Sterling all

Right then up we you got automatic doors you’re making me go over and press the disability button it’s crazy I got to pee I’ve been drinking a lot of fluids Hi how are we doing gamers it’s not time of night oh do you know what we probably have another bandal you probably noticed

Right now that the fa isn’t in great shape it’s a long story so I’ll cut it short the central core in charge of maintaining the facility has been put out of commission I tried to look after the place in her absence but I don’t have the tools good news though I found

Better tools a device capable ofing ing the whole Enrichment Center only problem is that only a human can turn it on so I hoped maybe you could fill in that role for me okay the life of every human in core the facility is I it myself stop the

Collapse come on let’s go I’ll explain the rest on the way I understand how like Pinnacle portal was for its time we need to get closer to the surface found an elevator in Direction I think the story is cool but there should be an option to turn it

Off because I just want to play the game up ahead is the turret disposal facility since they’re all effective they shouldn’t be able to hurt you but still be careful like all the inner workings and stuff save it turrets the [ __ ] was that that their pain is only simulated but how is it

Different to yours or mine they really don’t deserve to be shredded but don’t worry all their scra will for production and only Surplus turrets get shredded after all I’m just kidding I was acting like I was sneezing but I was actually just dabbing yeah the original portals are I

Mean they’re very like the bacon the the Narwhal BAC at midnight you know very like 2013 humor oh no that’s what I mean for the time I as that for the time they were perfect they set the tone when tures of course try not to get

Blown away too much these things can get suic if you turn them up I need something to put in front of there see this is so easy dude the portal games are so easy look at this all I have to do is come down here grab a block put it in front

Of the thing it’s easy no problem try to find a way across that bridge I’m sure you’ll figure it out so I will wait right ahead oh [ __ ] no I wasn’t stuck on anything for like 20 minutes come On what are you talking about I don’t get stuck all right I’m a speed Runner stuck is a state of mind mentally I am I have beat the game already [ __ ] is this am I not going out this way I’m dead try to find a way across that

Bridge I’m sure you’ll figure it out so I will wait right ahead all right forget all that stuff I said it’s not that easy easy I’m not stuck I’m just lagging I’m just lagging a little bit this place OSHA doesn’t even OSHA does not even take this place into consideration there is no

Oosha how does it feel to be an official apture employee honestly OSHA shouldn’t exist though on that topic don’t try running off without me okay yes I made up the human Emergency Response Team but so what it can still be real you are human this is quite an emergency and you

Are responding to it not quite a team yet though no no a team can’t consist of one person that doesn’t make sense I could get more people but that seems like a lot of work you know what I think we to make a great team in of itself my

God can you stop talking but you can’t always get what you want semi I’ll go with that to get back on topic here’s my proposal you help me repair the facility and I’ll let you leave if OSHA didn’t exist yeah it’s definitely the controller cuz I’m playing on keyboard

And mouse but I still have my controller plugged in so it’s just like my stick drift is really bad can you imagine how quickly you could get your food at McDonald’s if OSHA did not exist they’d be the best best restaurant on earth oh nicely done this is a test observation facility

Humans have to sit here all day and watch you test subjects solve the chambers in real time too imagine okay yes if the burgers were raw but you’ve seen have you seen the video of the McDonald’s burgers hold on hold on dude it’s the first thing look at

This I got my my two sacks of MC goodness right fish look at that’s right this can’t explain but this is what you’re eating this burger same thing look it’s starting to get juicy on the bottom the bun is just like coagulating into some kind of this is three weeks All

Rights we just bought that thing mold one week we’re just to dump right in this jar okay hold on two weeks two weeks french fries from a regular restaurant two weeks two weeks two weeks and they’re fine french fries from McDonald’s restaurant two week swey okay the Burger’s sweaty but look at

It are you going to tell me that’s not edible burer in there Burger’s all moldy the flavor fish just starting to mold that’s some kind of cheeseburger and the Big Mac yeah it is 80% plastic so ma hasn’t even started the mold yet look two weeks if OSHA didn’t exist we would be

Eating two week old burgers and if it was heated back up I think you could convince me to eat it if you heated this up and it smelt good after two weeks I might try it Big Mac still looks like we just bought that thing all right

Also I had a Big Mac the other day and it was not that good like I was people always talking about Big Mac this Big Mac that it was not that good it was absolutely assaulted with lettuce there was way too much lettuce there was way too much Mayo Big Mac sauce

Forgettable I’m sorry it just wasn’t that crazy molden mely okay the chicken though that is literally that’s like actually yeah Big Macs aren’t that good like they’re not bad but it’s like I might as well just get a double cheeseburger hold the lettuce dude Burger King in general sucks Burger

King sucks there’s another observation room on the other side that can take you to the elevators I’m sure you can find another way in there you’re pretty resourceful bombs sure if there’s no other way do what you must just dumpy Reckless and only destroy what you need any other

Repairs I’ll have to assign back to you also try not to die tired of moing up human PL oh no I love vegetables dude never gets out that’s like the least controversial thing to say to me excuse me to me at least I love vegetables I’m a big veg able

Man that is a bomb you have guessed correctly okay hold on we got another puzzle on our hands boys what is this you don’t like cooked if you’re not eating your vegetables cooked how are you you’re just eating raw vegetable that’s crazy I mean I enjoy raw

Vegetables but if I had the option of raw and or steamed I would probably go with the ladder congratulations you broke the sign is this some kind of message you’re sending me the sound is getting on my [ __ ] nerves okay that sound to get on my nerves what kind of vegetables are you

Eating raw cuz I mean I understand broccoli broccoli raw good carrots raw good hold on cucumber broccoli carrots lettuce okay yes yes yes I’m not really understanding what a bomb is going to do for me in this situation I need a cube for you tell me this can’t weigh it

Down I don’t get uh I’m at a loss I’m lost I’m lost what am I missing this sound is so like the sound the ticking the bomb going off is so overwhelming what what am I missing what am I missing what am I missing the one

Person the one person I thought I could count on the most it is yeah it’s like a clock in a doctor’s office that is so true okay so the bombs I got to turn it back on they’re going to come down through here and break glass but for why I used a stool

Another thing to add to the NeverEnding to-do list they weren’t expecting me to use a goddamn stool or maybe they were but I did it they never should have gave me a [ __ ] stool man wait huh is there a reason God for the love of God please please please oh my God

No you’re okay who was that it looks like this is my way out that’s my Escape but how do I get back here hold on this is going to work just give it a second this has got to [Laughter] work I don’t get it why does it keep doing that All right here’s what I’m thinking we have a door we have the door here all right and we have the hallway that goes across right all right and then we have bombs with a Portal over here all Right if we take the Portal and we put it here and we bring the cube back through the portal near the orange one I got to rework the plant the there’s an extra room Up here that’s where we need to go you don’t have to see anything on the paper it’s not the important part how’s that all right listen here all right the hallway the room all right the door is here there’s an extra thing here we got to get up here all right

What do we do we got the the bomb room is back here what do we Do look at the diagram I have given you dots now it’s sick as Hell all right so we got to get up into this room like I like you saw on the diagram it’s just like it’s just like the diagram all right now what the diagram didn’t take into consideration is that I’m trying to get up into this window by using a stool in a

Block so we have to get up into this hallway without using a second portal we have to get up there through this portal Into the Blue Portal in that side room dots all right back to the drawing board All right we have a very cool s all right bomb room bomb portal all right the room we need to get into the hallway leading to these two all right where do we go from here I don’t know I seriously do not know I want to say this is helping I

Don’t know if it is all right and we got like a ledge here that we can’t get up on to we got to and there’s the door here all right I’m thinking I’m thinking who knows how long this could go on because I’m not making any progress in the game either

Right just like I’m just you know while we’re here like do you guys have any requests can I draw something for you I actually know how to draw a really good frog All right he will help he’s a very key part to the plan I can hear the audio from this in my headphones I’m sure that’s a little bit loud all right this this is the bomb room portal space here portal space here all right don’t ask what this stream even is

It’s very obvious what I’m doing right now I’m visualizing all right I’m visualizing I said who knows how long this can go on because I’m not making any progress in the game either would you rather me fumble would you rather watch me fumble around around in the

Game or would you rather me draw you a cute little frog what would you prefer I’m having a lot of fun drawing this frog brainstorming the x is for exit Even bigger frog all right this is funny but I’m I thought this would actually help and now that I’m here I’m getting distracted stop telling me to draw frogs please I don’t know I’m lost I’m lost it’s not gone all right it’s just to the side so if at

Any point I need a brainstorm again and we can look at the frogs for a second and just calm down it’s like a nice distressor to just like be able to draw a frog you know you get really tense life comes at you take a moment and draw a

Frog I still have no idea what to do I’ll make that completely clear I can approach the puzzle with a clear mind I don’t understand I don’t think I need the bombs anymore we’re in the hallway so what I’m like what my hangup is is I got to be able to

Get into that room that room oh good you finally found the exit those bombs are a menace What about those octopus starfish what are we feeling just something what’s a nice chill you know what’s a nice chill animal you know what are nice chill animals cppy bars don’t Cy bars have like nasty little like grippers what do Cy bar look Like And you know what I’m going to hit you with another one of these just for the R yeah I was really worried that the capy was going to come out looking like a horse or something but then I got finished with him and I was like oh that’s a capy barara I have a surprise for you after this last little hurdle I know I know I promised no more

Test wait no I didn’t well then here you go I’ll wait up ahead and uh prepare some things have you seen Cy his feet like I’m sorry I don’t mean to hate but they’re kind of gross like I know if a Capi Bara came up and like touched me with his feet I

Would be like you know what I mean what are we working with here what do we got going on here they got glory holes in Portal now this is a completely different area I’m realizing is it what’s on the other side of this one of these

Things so we shoot this guy way across there okay hold on okay real question where do we go when we die what is this you can’t fit that through the hole we do be de composing true true that’s pretty true where did I put that Cube I got to get it over

There how do we get over there I imagine heaven to be a big water park ew dude I would hate that can you imagine going to heaven and you get there and it’s just a Cess pool full of people in dirty water that’s been pissed in that would suck send me

Back I hate water parks if you couldn’t tell I’m not a fan of water parks I am not a water park guy Um so you come out here you stay here for a minute I’m going to pop over this way see what else we can do there’s no piss in heaven you just made that up okay I understand the anti-water slide sentiment but I have to be honest I kind

Of [ __ ] with I kind of [ __ ] with water slides I know there’s a little bit of a little bit of a cog cognitive dissidence there but water slides are kind of cool honestly the only the only good part about them about the only good part about um the

Thing the only good part about it hold on I’m getting distracted oh I love roller coasters for sure dude roller coasters are goated okay I’ve just undone all the progress that I have made so far where did I get that where did I get that Cube where did the cube come

From I don’t even remember where I picked it up at this point what is the point of this hole where is the laser receptical but now I have no Companion Cube and if I take this off the orange portal will be here oh what do they say what do they

Say now you’re thinking with portals I think the hole is oh oh oh no I think the hole is a it’s a um it’s a red herring no it’s not I got to restart okay hold on I got it I got it I got it I got it

I need a companion cube all right we’re so back so the orange portal is down there we need to get up here and we need to get over here no no we don’t we need the laser to be shooting so I got to get back up here we are so back and

Then I got to get here and then the thing opens up and then I got to get up here and we go through here and then I go through here no I go back no okay hold on what and then I I shoot that there and then I’m going to go

Back up this way and then I’m going to grab our laser pointer and then I’m going to shoot it through here at the thingy and then that thing comes back and then I got to go back up this Way and I got to shoot it back at that and I got to come back out this way and I need the Companion Cube I need the Companion Cube and I got to shoot this back here and I got to bring this back here I got to go back here and

Then okay hold on I got to be able to put a portal I gotta get I gotta do the thing all right now my issue lies within my portal being taken away is that going there’s only one way to find out is this going to [ __ ] me it’s not

Oh I got to have a laser shooting this way like that we’re so back everyone kept telling me how jover it was we’re so back please remain calm let’s go what what’s that look on your face how long did that take you expect something bad yes it’s an I get a timer

Elev straight to the surface rare find you’re welcome by the way how do you do the gamer timer humans love the sky for some reason so I thought how do you do the gamer timer Speed Run timer live split how does this work yeah how does live split work how do I start

It how to start live split timer automatically it does it automatically Global hot keys run it back I have three of them open how do you the configure startup load from remote sources what if we just had the timer up and it was always set at zero this would excite

You look I know what you’re thinking you really don’t trust me and I’ve done nothing but sounding like a raving l or a sociopath probably both at once if I’m going to be honest in the interest of transparency elev will you up to the surface only what you don’t know is if

You repeatedly shoot the portal gun eventually it glitches the elevator and then you launch to the the final level old test Chambers but there’s been a lot of Decay if you catch my drift but hey look at the bright side there’s fresh air it’s sunny outside and I think

There’s a cool breeze just watch out for wild animals those are brutal we’re going outside this should take just a few minutes and then you can go free huh hope we’re in the clear now so it does it automatically that seems so odd it’s a little bit too complicated for my taste

Go take a look out that window for a moment see that huge Spire in the distance that’s where we’re headed the 17 I don’t know for sure whether it still works it is possible that there is just a pile of rubble waiting for us judging by how torn apart this place is

I give that chance a possibility look I’m sorry I don’t want to torture you with endless testing you already proved that you’re capable problem is that these backstage areas aren’t built to be as durable as the test Chambers to cover any ground here we need need to move between testing Tri Style I have a style Thank you what can I say I like it Picasso all right it’s nice just a little breather wake up and smell the Sharpie maybe that’s why I feel so good after I get done drawing getting all those fumes good find but this testing track isn’t in good

Shape there should be another one not far from here see if you can find it um so Blue Portal Blue Portal Blue Portal orange portal orange portal orange portal green portal green portal green portal what is this yeah low key if they don’t want me to sniff Sharpies

Why do they make them smell so damn good again good attempt but this test is broken you need to find another one brother what do you mean another one what was I doing all this for what was all that four why’ you even let me do

That he should have told me to [ __ ] off go somewhere Else I think he might have actually I think he told me immediately that that one was broken so maybe that’s a user error how do I how do I get oh and then you drop down and then you go through the portal yeah I got it I got it I got it

That’s much better might be a bit overgrown but the hardware still works they really use fine materials for these test have to protect your Investments after all unbreakable materials are expensive mhm right what is this why does this have eyeballs I don’t like the way he’s looking at me

You sometimes it comes so natural Science Handheld Portal Device has been specifically configured to not shoot portals further than 8 km yeah maybe it’s good that I’m doing this I’m using some parts of my brain that like I haven’t been maybe it’s good for me net positive

You know I wasn’t aware that the surface is in such a rough State you don’t want to say it before but this place is such a mess this will take so long to clean up whoever did this was very thorough in their Work yeah let’s just surve our surroundings from I said I would just like to um survey my surroundings for a moment and it is usually better to do that from a vantage point now how do we get over here right there just like that and this guy’s going to drop us a

Cube I’m assuming and Then and we take this bad boy down here let me come back up here and let me shoot down through here listen say what you will but I’m getting I’m acclimating at least I’m I’m kind of like you know I just realized you don’t even know how this all happened well

Long ago aperture was run by a central core capable of monitoring and maintaining the whole facility certain tasks were outsourced to other cores like me everything was great you know a true Utopia until one human test subject this little monster just had to ruin our lives and killed

Her this guy kind of sounds like Joker that most of my colleagues either went crazy died or disappeared what else were we supposed to do if we can’t fulfill our purpose and then one little monster everybody likes portal nobody likes a living with two portals you want to know how I got this

Portal you want to know how I got this portal what if I took Sharpie and I drew a Joker face all over my face I’m not going to do it but it’ be pretty wacky I’m not going to do It I just need to bounce here for a Second oh dude they got lavender they got lavender dude they put lavender in Portal you can’t see it as well but you’ll see it in a Second how many more times can I do this before I I should Stop How many times is too much no I don’t have face paint I don’t have face paint wouldn’t that be that would be oh I do have face Pierce I’m sorry I thought you said Paint D Oh Yeah this is making my arm tired Lavender you see that that’s lavender I don’t even know if that’s lavender actually it’s just purple and it looks like it okay we’re back we’re so back all right fresh brain fresh lavender we’re so back let’s just bounce back and forth for a little bit um

I think I’m getting the idea here I’m getting the idea I’m really getting an idea here okay think maybe h there’s got to be a way that I can like catch a little bit more air when I’m jumping into this portal so I can shoot this and then fly further you’re also able

To shoot up at the top there for some reason I I don’t I can’t say that I really oh and then boom I promised you could leave once we’re done but if you ever need a job in the future don’t hesitate to come back I’m sick with

It and look at my speed run time0 seconds say this before it’s too late that’s how quick I AMS sparingly the tanks aren’t being refilled anymore and what’s left won’t last forever once they’re empty we’re going have a little problem the gels are also highly corrosive and will eat through metal and

Skin given enough time might be good to know great to know if I shoot this I’d legitimately have no way to get back I think that’d be funny I don’t really have a way to get back right now death I got myself stuck the gels are also highly corrosive

And will eat through metal and skin given enough time might be good to know I really like the sound that makes there very satisfying noise I’m stuck again oh jump scare okay I I think uh I think I think uh uh I think I think Um I think this is the correct way and then maybe like this instead oh oh I’m an idiot I wasn’t stuck you can get out this way God the [ __ ] dude there’s a guy revving his motorcycle it’s like 3:00 a.m. what is actually wrong with that man it’s every day with this guy

Like I mind my own business but I’m going to complain about it to myself okay um uh let me get a [ __ ] uh uh let me get uh let me get a freaking uh I don’t know ah ah ah yes yes it’s what I was thinking the whole time masterful Gambit sir masterful Gambit watch me fly through the air like that looks pretty fun sometimes I wish I could do the same I think fun yeah yeah yeah yeah tired also nevered to be I’m definitely not going to be able to finish the game tonight come across any toxic plants yet

But I’m getting kind of sleepy there’s a reason we don’t do experiments in the open anymore what the [ __ ] what oh oh oh oh oh oh oh H H huh yeah this is a really good Minecraft stream very good Minecraft stream I don’t know I guess Minecraft like Minecraft I don’t

Know I just whenever I uh look right here whenever I’m streaming I’m like do people really want to watch this like do they really want to watch Minecraft I don’t know if they do I think if I jump across there yeah I mean I watched a lot of Minecraft when I

Was younger for sure hi hi hi h h h h H there’s got to be a reason there’s got to be a reason for this existing and you know what it is I’m dead but Still This is Minecraft Steve and then I drew a trampoline and a kid bouncing on It this is looking like an uh it looks like a tattoo flash Sheet what are we thinking maybe like a what what what’s a thing from Minecraft H all right so we got to bring the bouncy substance onto this all right but it cannot go past the water freaking explain that pal Oh oh oh oh oh okay hold on okay so first things first first things first I’m realist and then so we need to do this I hit it with that and then we got it like a in an infinite Loop right now we got it in an infinite Loop

How do we get it over here oh you know what okay I got it I got it I got it he’s a real cooker look at that you lied you lied to me that was not the solution that’s the solution I do it every time every time make two

Trips cuz you never know when that first one is going to be your last huge congratulations on completing this test we hope you enjoyed your experience at the Aperture Science Center for who writes these protocols is this all just randomly generated oh of course you enjoyed it we designed the test that

Way there’s a reason I don’t use those scripts you could barely get through them when I first tested you remember that what did you think of my announcing Voice by the way I’ve been practicing oh not you not you I’m not saying you lie to me don’t worry it wasn’t you don’t worry

Okay get this Cube covered in some goop he’s sliding everywhere oh I thought my game crashed he that’s it though that’s the key that’s the key there we go the robot is giving you evil Vibes wouldn’t it be great to take a break from all the testing just to have

Nice long warm shower under the cleansing Fields yes it your hair watching your skin peel off huh yes you heard me right don’t try that the fluid cleanses more than gels he’s definitely evil he talking about my skin getting peeled off no normal person talks about that oh looks like that door’s broken

Maybe I can reroute you let me see wow look at that how do I know glad these things still work there aren’t many working arm panels left here I’d love to help you solve the puzzles but even after watching hundreds of people solve and hurt themselves in

These Chambers I still don’t get it I’ll just stick to maintenance if you don’t mind all about the simple things I would appreciate it if you helped me robot what’s his name Sterling what does this do what what does this do get me out here

Here he is making me do all the work just like a [ __ ] man isn’t he you even in robot form men crazy I don’t really see the point in this okay we have goopy goo we got goopy goo how do You stop the rain m the rain must stop where can we shoot from here I mean I don’t really see the point in that but it’s entertaining just get some goop everywhere goop it up um we’re gooping gwenth palra oh I got it I got it [ __ ] he’s crazy you kidding

Me how am I supposed to do that oh all right we got to get the cube over there just like that she does in fact make scented candles that are supposed to smell like her vagina but they do not all right I I watched somebody I don’t remember

Who smell them and they did not smell like her vagina it was all a Lie boom AR ruse I’ve been cleaning the facility sued for that honestly just you think you’ve seen all the themselves [ __ ] will to prove you wrong all right I am going to stop but oh looks like you’re about to get an upgrade to your Portal Device

About time for one e dude I just got the orange portal but for my final Act of the evening I will draw this Crow from memory He won’t stop moving it’s making it really hard to draw Him I love crows too they’re insanely smart I’m not a big fan of birds in general Birds scare me You’re very mistrustful like I look at their eyes there’s something about an animal there’s something about an animal that like when I look at them and I can’t tell what they’re thinking that I find very offputting and for that Reason I don’t really [ __ ] with birds And there we have it a crow for the road normal streaming hours every other day 10:00 most of the time I do have other things to do I’m just a guy at the end of the day sometimes stuff doesn’t work out but most of the time you can catch me 10:00

Every other day so probably not tomorrow night maybe tomorrow night but the day after that for sure 10:00 all right good night love