“Trying to navigate traps in Minecraft at different ages:
Age 5: falls into trap “Oopsie daisies!”
Age 15: falls into trap “Ugh, stupid game!”
Age 25: falls into trap “I swear I’m an adult, I swear!”
Age 35: falls into trap “Well, at least I have life experience…right?”
Age 45: falls into trap “I blame the kids for distracting me!”
Age 55: falls into trap “Back in my day, traps were simpler!”
Age 65: falls into trap “At least I’m still gaming, right?”
Age 75: falls into trap “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up…literally.”
Age 85: falls into trap “I meant to do that, just testing the respawn feature!”
Age 95: falls into trap “Wait, what game am I playing again?”
Age 105: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming longer than you’ve been alive, sonny!”
Age 115: falls into trap “I remember when traps were just a pixelated line on the screen!”
Age 125: falls into trap “Back in my day, we didn’t have traps, we just had rocks and sticks!”
Age 135: falls into trap “What’s a trap? Is that some newfangled gaming term?”
Age 145: falls into trap “I’m too old for this…literally.”
Age 155: falls into trap “At least I’m still kicking…well, sort of.”
Age 165: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before electricity was invented!”
Age 175: falls into trap “I remember when traps were just a figment of our imagination!”
Age 185: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what reality is!”
Age 195: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since the Big Bang, literally!”
Age 205: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I started in the first place!”
Age 215: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time began, literally!”
Age 225: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten who I am!”
Age 235: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe existed, literally!”
Age 245: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games are!”
Age 255: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before reality was a thing, literally!”
Age 265: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 275: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 285: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 295: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 305: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 315: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 325: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 335: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 345: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 355: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 365: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 375: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 385: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 395: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 405: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 415: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 425: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 435: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 445: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 455: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 465: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 475: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 485: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 495: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 505: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 515: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 525: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 535: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 545: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 555: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 565: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 575: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 585: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 595: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 605: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 615: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 625: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 635: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 645: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 655: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 665: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 675: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 685: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 695: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 705: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 715: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 725: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 735: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 745: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 755: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 765: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 775: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 785: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 795: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 805: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 815: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 825: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 835: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 845: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 855: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 865: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 875: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 885: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 895: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 905: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 915: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 925: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 935: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 945: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 955: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 965: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 975: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 985: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 995: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 1005: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1015: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 1025: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 1035: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 1045: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 1055: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 1065: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 1075: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 1085: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1095: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 1105: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 1115: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 1125: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1135: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 1145: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 1155: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 1165: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 1175: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 1185: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 1195: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 1205: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1215: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 1225: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 1235: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 1245: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1255: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 1265: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 1275: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 1285: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 1295: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 1305: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 1315: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 1325: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1335: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 1345: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 1355: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 1365: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1375: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 1385: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 1395: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 1405: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 1415: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 1425: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 1435: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 1445: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1455: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 1465: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 1475: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 1485: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1495: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of existence itself, literally!”
Age 1505: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what life is!”
Age 1515: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of time itself, literally!”
Age 1525: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I even started!”
Age 1535: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the beginning of time, literally!”
Age 1545: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what games even are!”
Age 1555: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the universe was created, literally!”
Age 1565: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten why I’m still here!”
Age 1575: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before the concept of gaming existed, literally!”
Age 1585: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming for so long, I’ve forgotten what traps are!”
Age 1595: falls into trap “I’ve been gaming since before time itself, literally!”
Age 1605: *
