Steve: “I challenge you to a duel, Mario! In the world of Minecraft!”
Mario: “Oh, you think you can defeat me in MY game? Let’s-a go!”
Steve: places a block in front of Mario
Mario: “Mamma mia! How will I ever get past this formidable obstacle?!”
Steve: sips on a potion of invisibility
Mario: “Where did he go?! This is unfair!”
Steve: sneaks up behind Mario and knocks him off a cliff
Mario: “It’s-a me, falling to my doom!”