Strange Happenings… | Ep 20 | Minecraft Empires 1.19

[UPBEAT INTRO MUSIC] Hey guys, what’s up, LDShadowlady here, and welcome to empires. Where something very strange is happening here in Critter City. What on earth is going on? I woke up this morning and Critter was looking like a ghost town. For some reason, all of the villagers will not leave their homes.

And just when I thought things couldn’t possibly get any weirder. This book popped into my inventory out of nowhere. Oh, fluffy creature, Thank you for filling the composters to feed our plant friends. Now please feed us. Bring us a seafood banquet. We appreciate your willing servitude. Excuse me. I don’t think so.

I am a sophisticated feline. This is not the jungle empire of ages past. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a city to run. Please get back to work, everybody. There’s nothing to worry about. The city is safe. I have everything under control. Get back to work your little scampers. Oh no.

Sorry, Wart. Your little fat head’s in the way there. Be free my little bat minions. And now that darkness is upon us and my villagers are safe in their beds, I do need to take care of a little situation because somewhere is not lit up properly and mobs are spawning. Oh my gosh.

See? What the heck? Okay. Now Critter city is safe. No more nasty surprises now. What? Are you doing here? We have an escapee. Code red. Code red. How did you how did you escape? What’s going on? You don’t work here? She doesn’t even go here. No. How did this happen?

What on earth is going on? I wonder how this happened. Well, if you bring us our seafood banquet, we will help you fix it. We have prepared the banquet table ready for our feast. That is suspicious, but I don’t think I have any other options.

I don’t even know how I would begin to fix this. So I think I just have to appease this mysterious entity and bring them a seafood banquet after all. Oh, gosh. Okay. Let’s get this fixed before anybody else sees what’s going on here? Wait. This is bigger than last time.

Is this what my berries did? Are they Magical berries? I can start selling them for a premium now. Whoa. What was that? Oh, hello? Was that you? No. Don’t be ridiculous. How silly of me. That is just a goat. Oh, the banquet table. Live puffer fish. Live squid. Elder Guardian head

Live Axolotl, and live salmon, may I just say you have wonderful taste in food? But terrible spelling. Ow, oh my gosh. Okay. Is it you? Did you write this note? Oh my okay. Yes. Please don’t hit me again. I will bring you what you need. Just please fix my villages. Okay.

An axolotl. Now, this might be frowned upon by the rest of the animal kingdom. Oh, jeez. Look how cute it is. It’s perfect for the seafood banquet. I’m sure you’ll make a delicious meal. I am just terribly sorry old chap, but it’s time for you to die.

Now sit tight, while I go find my next victim, the puffer fish. And where do you find puffer fish? Seriously, where do you find puffer fish? In the ocean? Maybe. Salmon. Which one of you wants to come to a special party? Look at you. Oh. Oh my gosh. [SCREAMS] Okay.

Note to self. Do not go near skeleton horses. They are not cute. Okay. There’s gotta be a puffer fish here somewhere. Let’s just get in and get out. Puffer fish. There it is. Oh god. This is why I don’t go in the water.

I was not prepared for all the danger that comes with preparing a seafood banquet. Here’s your stupid danger fish. Oh my god. It’s so big. Well Oh. Okay. Just gonna get my blocks back. Thank you very much. And now a live squid.

How am I meant to get a live squid in this? Okay. According to my calculations, the nearest body of water is over there. So I have my name tag and Katherine’s boat. All I need now is a squid. There it is. A beautiful plump squid ripe for harvesting. Get my lead.

Got it. Now, we ride into the sunset, and you follow squid. Follow me. Yes. It’s working. Come with me. Come on up here. Oh, I need a bed. This is not the time to be sleeping. Oh no. I’m sorry. I was sleeping on the job. That’s my fault. No.

Well, that’s gone forever now. It turns out it is not easy to move a squid around, and this was proving to be a very frustrating task. No No. Come back. Ugh. This is terrible. How far away are we? Ah, okay. So pretty far. Though this was a real test of my patience,

I was not about to be defeated by a squid. So I spent the next eight minutes and thirty two seconds painstakingly, placing buckets of water, and dragging a squid around on a lead. And guess what? I did at first try. No squid casualties today. Okay. We’re almost there. Let me just… no, squid.

Stop being ridiculous. Stop being like that. Now, how do I get this, in there? Okay. Moment of truth. Does the squid go? Oh, I made a little water slide. Now if only the squid would slide down. Oh, this a delicate operation. Oh. Oh, mama. Hold on. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Stop. Come on. Yes. Did it work? Oh my gosh. It’s in. Oh my gosh. I can’t believe it. I did it. Proud of me? Are you happy? Can I have my villages back yet? No? Okay. Oh, no. Oh, oh, don’t do anything crazy.

They said it couldn’t be done, but I did it. And now I’m just missing the Elder Garudian head, which, unless there’s some kind of seafood delicacy I don’t know about. I’m assuming is meant to be the Elder Guardian head.

And luckily, I happen to have a foolproof…A foolproof plan to kill any elder guardian and just requires TNT and a little bit of cat burglouie. I have plenty of gunpowder for TNT. And what do you know? I also possess the skills of a cat burglar.

Looks like the great witch Shelby is not around right now to trade potions. So I’ll just have to take matters into my own hands. How hard can it be? Oh, is that a broom? Oh, oh my gosh. Hey. Oh no. This place is cursed. Oh, okay. Where’s a brewing stand?

Now who’s the great witch? It’s it’s me. Did Did it do. Just need some netherwart. Wait. That’s not nether wart. I know what I’m doing. I am perfectly qualified for this. This is fine. That’s nether wart. I knew that. Put that in here and make some potions.

Of water breathing. Extra strong, please. Now I have invisibility, water breathing, and TNT, and I did even leave any paw prints. Oh, oh, no. A witness. You’re not gonna tell anybody, right? Or else I’ll feed you to the mysterious entity that is causing chaos in my city.

And now we slip away in the cover of darkness. Ow. Who put that there? Now, There is definitely a sea temple over here. We just have to hope that it remains undefeated so that I may claim the victory. Uh-oh. This is dawn. It’s so cute here,

But I hope they aren’t in the business of killing elder guardians because I need the temple. I see it. Perhaps I should build myself a little safety raft. Okay. Oh my god. Everything’s fine. I’m not scared. Pretend I did not just do that. First, invisibility. Then, water breathing.

Do I have to take my armor off? Yes. Now they’ll never see me. Nothing to see here. Just go about your business. Okay, we put this here. Excuse me. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How can you see me? What’s going on? Is it because I’m holding a block?

Here we go. Yes. Where’s the guardian? There it is. Hello? Oh my gosh. Oh gosh. Oh no. No don’t go out there. Oh no. No. Oh my gosh. It’s loose. It’s loose. What have I done? Why did I think I could do this? I was confused. Oh my gosh.

I’m wearing armor. Oh, I have made a serious error. Now I’ve lost it. Oh no. What have I done? There it is. Slippery little thing. I look forward to serving you up on a platter. Yes. Yes. Hey, guys. It’s just me. It’s just your elder guardian overlord,

And I command you to give me all your prismarine shards right now. No. Fine, I’ll just be on my way then. Don’t mind me. Little elder guardian in bed. Now, this is the cherry on top of my seafood banquet. I can’t get my bed back. That’s gone forever now. Okay. Tada.

Here you go, creatures. A seafood banquet. I hope it is satisfactory for you. Now I have a meeting to attend, but when I get back, I expect to see my villagers back where they belong or else. Yeah. Sorry, I didn’t mean to threaten you. I just want my villagers back.

I gotta go to my meeting. Not again. This day couldn’t possibly get any worse. [CHATTER] FWhip: There we go. Perfect. Alright. Everybody. You’re here. FWhip: Hello, and welcome to the new version of spawn. FWhip: We’re soon you won’t have to travel on foot. There’s gonna be another portal that’s gonna amazing.

Fwhip: If you turn around and look at the tower behind your chair, FWhip: that’s gonna be your Sausage: Might’s a little stubby. Joel: Why’s mine shorter than Katherine’s? Katherine: Mines taller than yours. Pixl: My royal subject. [CHATTER] What is that? FWhip: What’s on your head here, buddy? [MORE CHATTER]

Pixl: Oh, you all seem to recognize it. Pixl: Good. Good. I pay attention to history. Oli: Pixlriff wears a crown. Pixl: If you pay attention in history, then you’ll know a little historical president about this crow… Pixl: Winchester seems very excited.

I can set a rule if I’m wearing this crown and you all have to follow it. Pixl: And I would like each of you to donate one item of national importance to your empire to my museum. Shelby: For Free? Joel: I’m not materialistic. All hail the king. All hail the king.

All hail the king. I’m gonna go find my artifact now. I’m not wearing my wings That’s so embarrassing. You know why? I think I might take the tram. Yeah. That was what I wanted to do. It’s better for the environment. FWhip: This seems problematic. What? You you think?

I’ve always wanted one of my artifacts in a museum. Fwhip: That’s you know what? That’s a good spin on it. Fwhip: Yeah. Like famous. Now we can be immortalized. In a museum for our historical importance. Fwhip: Exactly. That is a fancy title to have.

Now, excuse me. I am going through your empire. Fwhip: Yep. Just gonna head on home too. Love the goblin tram. Such a great way to travel much better than wings. I always say. Fwhip: Very efficient. Never any embarrassing incidents. On the goblin tram except for that one time.

FWhip: We’re all about safety here. What’s down there? FWhip: We don’t go down there. Fwhip: Goblins are scared of the dark. [LIZZIE SCREAMS] FWhip: That’s not this track, though. That’s that’s a different track. FWhip: So that’s — Yeah. Fwhip: — safety is our number one priority. Oh, thank goodness.

Everything is just how it should be. Good to see the frog back in their rightful place, and the foxes, and the iron golem’s in the river. Oh, it even feels like sun is shining brighter. Now, all we have to do is pick out an artifact to represent the greatness of Critter City.

But the thing that makes Critter City so great is the villagers, and you can’t put those in a museum. Trust me, I’ve tried. So how about…oh, I know. The Critter Council have been here since the very beginning of Critter City, and Anchovy has been holding this moldy cod the entire time.

Hey. Hey. Hey. that was mine! Anchovy, you are next. Now, if that is not worthy of a museum collection, I don’t know what is. I just have to entice anchovy to give up the cod. Give it to me. Yes. The artifact. Hopefully, King Pix is pleased with my donation of anchovy’s cod.

I will write a book. Dear Pix, This is the cod snack, anchovy was munching on during the formation of the Critter Council of Animalia, It has been perfectly preserved all this time, Mayor Lizzie. Donation from Critter city. I hope he likes it. And I hope you, like this episode,

Because it’s over now.