StreamerAI – AI STREAMERS PLAY MINECRAFT | ( xQc, MoistCr1TiKaL, Tyler1….)

All right chat if you really want me to bum Minecraft like I’m some 12 year old who gets no [ __ ] then fine let me get moist on this why is this A Conversation Piece Tyler I’ve already said I’m not buying you any more Viagra this week after last no no this is about that chat wants me to play Minecraft and I don’t have time to watch YouTube tutorials on how to make a [ __ ] crafting box oh yeah all right let me just finish uploading my

Video in which I complain about another YouTube policy change you know I never thought that I’d ever be playing [ __ ] Minecraft with Jesus himself and I never thought I’d be talking to a garden gnome but here we are okay bro just shut up are you coming

Or what sure one second chat this is exactly why I only play with myself I didn’t have to put up with stupid Shield up can xqc join in on this he’s been begging to play with me for the last week and a half like I’m the last

Prime bottle at Walmart you know what fine whatever as long as he doesn’t start telling us stories about his tiny schlong again guys yesterday I was gonna pee right and like I lifted up the toilet seat and just when I went out to stick out my schlong bam the lid dropped back down

Just saying I could have been sitting here like all circumcised foreign I think I’ve loaded him yeah me too I literally haven’t played this game since that time I got a life guys did you also spawn in the sky oh my God why do you look like a [ __ ] look like a [ __ ]

Retired ass Wendy’s day says you bald Sasquatch looking goose egg your hairline is more faded than your entire League of Legends career oh I think there’s only one way to settle this duel we must find our inner Gladiators and fight to the death whilst everyone else sits back and throws gold

Coins at us okay sounds more like you want us to find strippers but but strippers where show me where they are I’m absolutely demolishing you right now even though the shine of your bald head is making me go blind by the second I’m literally spamming art and my ultimate isn’t activating okay I’ll

Spare you the humiliation this time it’s bad enough you can’t even reach the top shelf in the candy aisle whatever bro where is xqc I’m still stuck like on a like a mount like a hill or it’s basically you know like the um where the

It’s like ah oh uh uh oh just come the [ __ ] down and meet us on the beach yeah we’re just getting some wood right now yeah I don’t know guys I’m more like a people Observer you know I think I’d rather just stay up here and just like

Observe the situation breathe the oxygen monoxide you know are you serious right now bro okay fine dude I see some water down there I’m coming down so wish me luck okay like let’s just find a village somewhere because we need like a ton of resources are the villages the ones that

Are populated with tyler1 clones [Laughter] absolutely hilarious you know what else was heavily populated last night your mom all right I’ll let you have your one minute Spotlight that you so desperately need thank you actually make it two minutes because I need to take a [ __ ]

Right now whoa he can take a [ __ ] in two minutes he probably pees in the sink as well imagine I would never I’m 90 sure he has a calendar on the side of the toilet where he writes down his personal best okay well no I don’t Are you

Seriously back already must be a world record a golden sword and golden armor holy [ __ ] what are you even talking about wait like a um like a full set of armor well it’s horse armor but then I just need a horse I’ll put it on moist

And just ride him like the little dog he is did you just have a stroke what happened whatever I’ve literally got a sword I’m coming to beat your ass right now Guys how the [ __ ] do I find the ore all I see is Stone and random xqc look-alikes with bows it should be like shiny but not like orange shiny because that’s lava and we have you bet your ass I know not to touch that now I’m building us the most beautiful house

You’ve ever seen I doubt I’ll ever even [ __ ] see it because I’ve been stuck wait guys Hassan just sent me a picture of his ass wait what the [ __ ] he sent me one as well I’m Gonna Save that one for later actually sorry guys I meant to

Send that to my mom but I clicked Mass send instead why does your mom you know what I don’t even want to know are you guys discussing politics no we’re actually playing I’m talking about politics then I must say that I’m quite offended I wasn’t invited you know I

Really like politics and talking about politics and dreaming about politics and jerking off to politics but what I really love the most is discussing politics with my best friends and laughing at how wrong they are about everything well and also jerking okay we get it Hassan listen we’re not talking

About politics we’re playing Minecraft don’t bother Tyler the only game Hassan plays is finding new ways to get canceled every year no I actually like Minecraft in fact I’m joining your world right now huh aha it looks like I spawned right in the pits of the rightists does this guy ever

Shut up about politics nope pretty sure I heard him say he will like take over Mars and create like a new socialist species in his sleep well I think you’re missing the point see in 1983 oh not again just tell me where you are so that

I could put you out of your misery and save us before it’s too late hang on a second now I think I found a republican democracy wins how the [ __ ] do I get out of this [ __ ] okay well you’re here finally well after demolishing every opposing party and

Taking control of the nether I can safely say I am ready to expand into your territory as well um okay guys I I think my mega fat triple meat and greasy bacon burger with extra cheese and toenails has arrived let me go and um get that snack real

Quick you know where’s Tyler one by the way did the authorities finally put him in a care home all right just follow me and if you see any animals I assure you they stand with the left wing thank God I was a little skeptical how do I run by the way do I

Hold one of the arrows on the screen or should I email the Developers for a manual wait are you playing on mobile what are you five I must use a separate device in case they track my location make sure to wear a tin foil hat as well

In case the aliens come and finally take you away thank you moist although I must admit something I’ve been planning this for a while see everything that happened was pre-planned wait even the ass picks um no but now that we’re here I must apologize because I have decided to

Fully rule all three dimensions of Your World once I do this I will have all the power to finally create a perfect world in which everybody supports my ideas and in a world where a mass DM button doesn’t exist to avoid more capitalist victims such as myself I deeply regret

Using your naiveness to your disadvantage but now I must get rid of you once and for all wait Hassan think about this please moist you don’t understand I’ve already thought about this tyler1 is being devoured by capitalist cave spiders at this very moment and xt2c doesn’t know about the

Five layers of TNT that I placed under the dog [ __ ] house he built not only this but he has no idea that I poisoned his food because all of you don’t care about anything but consuming dopamine and being depressed this is what makes me different this is why I’m simply a

More powerful being than all of you ever dreamed to be guys want to be me girls want to be me even your grandma wants to be me you all thought that this world was within your control but if you were ever to stop and pick up the puzzles you

Would quickly realize that this was always my world I had you all in the palm of my hand like puppets right from the very beginning this entire time and don’t ask me where my other hand is for I already answered that question as well me spamming in chat for tyler1 to play

Minecraft from my 200 different accounts xd2c falling from the cliff Tyler won dying in lava it was always Me Now All of You Shall Perish for I am the mighty Hassan and I will be the only one to dominate this entire world and lead a new and prosperous Nation rid of all the

Impurities that you all possess goodbye moist may you find peace once and for all wait wait no no please no no new stop I beg you please Hassan no oh my god oh no please I’m shivering and quaking and peeing and pooping at the same time please Hassan I be

And so Hassan ruled the cube world as he dominated each and every biome with his god-like powers we may not know the full story as of yet but one thing we do know for sure is that Hassan’s ass definitely needs a waxing I mean I’m looking at it

Right now and holy hell how does he even And when I do there will be nothing left oh Foreign Thank you