Sub – MORE Easy ways to go from NOOB to PRO in Minecraft!

Hey what is up you guys the name is subzero extra bite like always i am coming right back at you swinging from this little church tower inside of this beautiful little village in the desert and i am not yet sure what i am going to do today never mind why is there a

Freaking portal and oh lord you have got to be kidding me with this right now another kid who jumped into my world that is it dude that i am stopping this i am playing single player only from now on what are you doing here these portals

Are dangerous do not ever use them again you hear me Okay well i am about to explode like mountain st helene’s and i am not kidding around right now okay so where are you from what do you do where do you live come on tell me all about you i want to know why this thing keeps

Happening to me what oh alright he is gone great that was it i guess yeah can you stop looking at me like that i have no idea what is going on here all right of course he is back well this is going to be a fun day it is not like i

Actually had something planned out or anything so i guess that i’m good when it comes to that but you know i guess that you are a noob and since the night is about to fall on our butts we have to get some shelter so that we do not end

Up getting killed or anything like that you know how it is right please tell me that you at least know a little something about the basics of surviving in the harsh minecraft world well i will take that as a no so that means that i also have to train your butt to make

Sure that you do not end up passing under my supervision that is just great you know so let’s start by making some actual shelter i will start the base for you and then you can move on and do the rest but make sure that you do it

Properly because i will not be watching you do this the whole time i am building the base structure for you and you can just build up on that thing right here then i am about to make a little loot run to see if there is anything interesting left inside of that little

Sand village with that said i am out of here but come on you guys now that this kid cannot hear me we have got a little one-on-one time with each other but come on please tell me that this is something that happens to everyone i mean come on

This is just not legit anymore these random people keep teleporting into my minecraft realm and i’m not sure why this is happening but i just know that it is happening and then i do not like this for one bit i mean i come here when i need some rest and relaxation but

Every time it keeps getting interrupted by one of those guys right there at least he has not blown anything up yet but i guess time will tell i just really need to get my stuff together and find out where these guys are coming from because this is insane and it is

Actually driving me insane because as i have just told you guys and like i have told you like a thousand times already this right here this exact minecraft realm is a place where i come when i am stressed out from all the things that happen in roblox and i just need some

Relaxing to do and then there is always something happening and i just do not know why there must be some connection between those portals in my realm because i have no idea what else there would be that could be going on here if you maybe have an idea then please let

Me know in the comments down below because i am starting to get out of it all right give me that stuff and i will show you how you build something like this i mean it is not bad but it is not great either so just let me do this real

Quick and you will be amazed it will be like surviving in a five-star hotel just for one night so we take some blocks off of it and we put some blocks onto it and that is basically all there is to building a great house so let’s get

Started shall we we have to make sure that we do this fairly fast and by we i mean me you know because i cannot trust a noob with building my shelter that will have to protect me throughout the night so like i said we have to do this

Fast because once the night hits it hits like no other i am not sure if anyone actually knows this but because of the vast emptiness of a desert the monster spawns are legit like a thousand times bigger than anywhere else so we have to be prepared for anything with a shelter

Meaning that we need to make some floors a roof and all of that good stuff now i will not be making it too fancy because you know it is just some shelter and not a full-on house so we just need some basic stuff to go on there and of course

To put in there but that is something that we will talk about once we are actually done with building this thing so like i said the roof will be important because we do not want the roof to just collapse and leave us exposed to anything that could be coming

At us from above i am very careful when it comes to surviving in the wild there’s a difference between living and just surviving do something you love and find someone to love who loves that you love what you do it is really that simple and that hard now i can tell you

That no one of these noobs that i have come across throughout the weeks are ready to become someone whom i love so i am still on my own but at least i am doing something that i love right so that is just great to think about but of

Course the reality is much different from my thoughts and the reality is that i am spending the night in this little shed with this guy who just spawned into my minecraft realm without asking and did not know how to get back home now i

Am not saying that i do not like this i mean i am always down to teach some new guy the ropes of surviving and just minecraft in general but since this kid does not know anything about surviving in minecraft well that just means that that will be my main focus when training

Him to become a real jedi master or you know just a half decent kid playing minecraft even though a jedi would be cool so we are done with the outside and pretty much done with the inside just place these furnaces and crafting tables here with a nice chest and it looks like

We are about to be done and ready for us to spend the night here now it will be taking a while since i did not find any wool so we will be staying up and what better way to spend our night than to just go out and try to teach you the

Ropes about combat in this minecraft realm it will be hard of course like coldplay said nobody said it was easy but then again no one ever said it would be this hard so take it back to the start and at the start we are we are

Teaching a kid how to do something that he should have known all along so target practice will be the first thing that i am teaching you you just take out your bow and shoot in the middle of the target and of course you might fail so

That is why they put the practice in their meaning that you will have to practice to actually get something done well i guess that was not half bad you might be a natural in this one now let’s see how you do okay so just stay calm

And steady and just do it like i am doing it and just take your time slow down your breath and shoot the target right in the gut that is the place where you want to be aiming for with a bow now we will go for the third shot and let’s

Nail a headshot on this one a headshot will be one of the better ways to go about killing an enemy because you know it is their head if you have ever played call of duty then you know that a headshot is always key to becoming a pro

Player in any way shape or form now i am not saying that you are doing bad at the target practice but like i said before practice is the key word in target practice because you can always learn to become a better version of yourself now

We will be heading into the wild with a sword and you will learn how to use one and actually be able to defend yourself against the dark arts i do not mean the dark arts i of course mean the zombies and those type deals around here there

Is no magic being used in minecraft at least it should be banned i believe that that was it now we will be heading into the desert a little further and you will be getting your first creeper encounter now trust me i will be there for you when something goes wrong so do not

Think that you are alone in this but then again i will only be helping you out whenever i see fit if i think that you got that then just go on and slay that thing now break a leg kid and please do not take that literally it was

A metaphor okay now get back at it you can do it it is more afraid of you than you are afraid of it just like it is supposed to be now i guess that it is good that the creeper is dead but oh wait there are more sneaking around here

Run up there i will protect you with my life now take this you green exploding creature i am not messing around when i am swinging around my sword you will just have to deal with that now there are way more creatures around here so

You know watch out now just go at it and kill me that spider over there you can do it i promise you just like we did at the target practice nice and easy and kill it like it is nothing oh my god that scared me all right well i guess

That we were just getting ambushed by that freaking creeper now kill me that spider will you jesus christ you are taking long now the next chapter of this book will include witchcraft yes you heard me right i want you to combat that witch and make and meet with you so that

She cannot do anything but her about how she would wish that we would have never met her or that she came across our bloody path now come on just strike her down and do not run away i am here to back you up once something goes wrong

Come on put your faith in me and actually believe me when i say that there is nothing better than being able to come up for your own rights and defeat the thing that has been bothering and bullying you all this time just like that you are doing great young one now

That this is over i think that we can just head back to the shelter and stay in for the night before something actually happens that we do not want to happen oh my god are you for real right now so he just walked into a freaking cactus

And he killed himself now that is just some classy work right there now i guess that i will have to go out and find the kid again now that is just a great job to do you know i am worried about this kid though since he is doing pretty good

But i will have to let him go eventually now that we are here we have found ourselves a nice little desert temple or ruin or whatever you want to go ahead and call it but of course none of that matters because what actually matters is

The fact that you can just go out and act like you are indiana jones for a day now this is not easy at all because we will have to find the entrance oh wait what are you saying on the top oh wait that is actually right you are doing

Great already now just get down there and make sure that there are not any booby traps hiding around there you know just to make sure i mean you are indiana jones now this is your territory and or working ground now we will just make ourselves a little exit before poop hits

The fan and we have to get out of here running like crazy you know kind of like indiana jones and that giant boulder style it is crazy what could happen to us in here it is like we are living it up but not just up but also down because

We will actually need to get back down otherwise we would not be the raiders of the lost ark right and by arc i mean i do not know wait where in the world did that kid go oh my god please do not do this all right you did it great now that

We are done with that we can start digging our way down because these things are always filled to the brim with booby traps so just carefully follow my lead so that you do not end up killing yourself over something stupid again i am just saying not trying to

Insult you but running into a cactus and dying is a pretty lame way to go man i am just stating the facts now just follow behind me and watch your steps so that you do not fall down and oh my god of course he fell down jesus freaking

Christ this kid is a burden now i guess i will have to wait for this kid to finally return and help me with looting all of this stuff now where is this kid at i mean come on where does he respond after dying in the himalayas or where is

He i guess i will just start out by making a way downtown walking fast faces pass and i am home bound now let’s see if there are not any additional booby traps otherwise we will be having a little problem because this kid does not know how to watch his step or actually

Watch anything for a while so i will loot everything before he starts to blow us all up and that will be a bad day for me because i just wanted to show him the ropes about this minecraft life but i guess that it is just hard to get at and

Of course there he is always taking the roads less traveled now i was just talking to the internet people but watch out with that pressure plate because standing on that thing will just end up on all of us getting killed and by all of us i mean you and me so please just

Watch your step around this thing now just take all the loot that you can carry and then we will get out of here before the germans arrive just like how it goes in the actual raiders of the lost ark movie by indiana freaking jones

What a hero man but since we are not him we do have to watch ourselves around here now get your tiny butt up here before you actually still end up screwing something up just get up here right now and live oh no please do not tell me that he just

Well yep i guess that i will notify his parents about this tragedy man this kid is a freaking burden now i have no idea what to actually do to get him back this time i mean i am not some sort of a witch or anything like that

Now let me show you this right here this actually is one of the wonders of the desert and we call this a sandstone hill now as you can see the sand is just floating there because it being held back by the sandstone now you never want to take away the sandstone base

Otherwise the sand will just come crashing down and we will all be having a bad time around here now let me just take a selfie real quick and you just stay up there that way you can stay out of the shot wait a second and we can

Take a picture hold on a minute what are you doing why are you taking away the sandstone stop doing that i told you that the sand will be flooding down okay no stop it well great now i am engulfed in freaking scene now get me out of here

So that i can actually kick you in the butt for what you are doing to me will you help me out here for a second come on you noob well all right i think that you have just done about enough damage to anything around here so how about we

Will just call it a day hug i will help you getting back to your own world and you can just continue with whatever stupid things you were doing in there does that sound like a plan i bet that it does now when we arrive to that

Village i want you to just run into the portal like there is no other way possible to get back okay just do it like harry potter does when he runs into the wall at the train station but just imagine that on the other side of that

Wall there is a pillow heaven where you can just chill out and all of that good stuff now please tell anyone who will be thinking about going here that they should not do that because at that point i will probably just start to leave the realms before anything can happen

Well i hope to never see you again kiddo uh