Surreal Minecraft Tea with No Textures!

Hey guys so today is a very special day because I’m going to be playing Minecraft with absolutely no uh textures at all so I don’t know how it’s going to go I did see pictures of it and it look pretty bad but um it’s this one right

Here it’s by d3s gamer so big shout out to you my gu thanks for making this making this happen I’m just going to make a world real quick um oh wow okay this is not what I expected so yeah that’s obviously trees wow this is terrible actually some blocks are clear

Too okay I don’t know how this is going to go I don’t know what’s worth this or my hamster being squished to death by a fire truck I I think this one might be worse I guess I’m going to try to beat Minecraft with this texture pack on but I don’t know

Man it’s disgusting to look at okay where oh I just I don’t even have the UI or anything okay this is just terrible at least the name shows up at least okay okay this is not working out I’m I’m not bad at this game trust me pretty I’m really good c a

P so it’s first one okay this is going to be so much fun can’t wait I just got some wood so I’m just going to I’m going to make some tools so I can get some Stone know get the basic started I actually have no I don’t know

What I’m doing right now um I don’t know what I’m going to do and I’m trying to try to make a house but where oh it’s right here sticks is to I want to lose this this is first I think hopefully and then okay this is not working out for me right now

What s up there is me where is it pick ax did I pick it up okay where my axe go man dude I’m just struggling okay three is wooden pickaxe there’s my wooden Axe everything is just so empty right now who knew Minecraft could be so realistic you know my life is empty this is empty I do hear a pig which means I’m guessing mobs are invisible too so I have no idea how you know the ender dragon fight is

Going to go but if we even get that far I really want to kill this pig for some reason me mad oh I do see spiders maybe it’s not all mobs and I hear a chicken and I absolutely hate chickens it’s this way just going

To okay so I um I don’t know how long I spent trying to um find that chicken but I couldn’t so I just gave up and obviously I can’t see my health or my hunger bar so maybe I shouldn’t run or Sprint and yeah water you can’t even see

Water either how great it’s amazing guessing this is a forest biome or whatever still in water it’s way I’m pretty sure okay when did I pick up wheat seeds I think this is dirt think if I can even get in the hole everything just so white and

Plain it’s like if two pieces of bread were just painted white you know what I mean okay this am I in water or what like how much water is there uh I think I found a cave or some sort okay it’s underwater of course it is everything

Is honestly I’ll just okay I think that’s a village from obviously I wonder if you can see villagers cuz I’ve been a bit lonely oh how long it has been since the start but and I I hear chickens again getting close where are you you what you can

Live my thirst for murder is not happening right now is there even a chest in this place spamming clicking I guess not man this is just terrible to look at take it that bed there no chest is that hay I think that’s hay right there animal I really need to kill something

Where okay I got organized my inventory first get out of here I don’t need you what what is this is this not okay no it is I get a bunch of this as possible fortunately bread might be my only option for food which is terrible cuz who loves eating plain bread every

Day okay I do hear a vill a lot they’re annoying me right now what there’s one in this house oh absolutely nothing what is this man what is this supposed to be and I can’t see any anything and I got Emerald you I can’t do anything with that can

I all the bread there anything else another Emerald yeah that’s it fortunately does this place even have a lockmith doesn’t look like it does I think that was a chest potato apple is that it and I forgot I need stone that was my goal that was my goal and then I got

Sidetracked way to go dude Someday I’m just going to like fall to to the void and just die you hear a zombie okay this is not fair okay I think I’m going to die actually I’m like scared right now where’s my breath do need bread where’s my bread I can’t find

Bread it oh there we go I think that’s good that sequestered my okay who’s interrupting my dinner where’s my weapon dude this is pissing me off I think I’m being double team right now and I’m in the corner okay I think I’m just going to go bed I don’t want to die

Actually go yeah I think I killed him I did not mean to do that but it is how it is now not everyone gets to live a fruitful life and I just died wow going die right here yeah get all my stuff and organize all over again and that’s my axe

Hey what is this oh Apple don’t need this maybe we get a horse or something f one cuz my butt is itching right now what bro what are you talking about man just do that I know the number one rule is not to dig straight down but I’m just I’m just Alpha in

This I do need more Stone so okay I’m not going to get it here obviously that’s water I’m in water yep like always is it just me or do I hate water chicken villagers in my life right now this is like x-ray vision it was made by like a guy with no

Hands um okay so I don’t know if this is there’s a thing covering this but looks like okay never mind I did find a cave though which I wanted and of course yep covered in water like always and I died this is just fine I’m just get some carrots here

Screw bread cuz bread is for you know people who love grains who loves grains I definitely don’t yeah I don’t know where I died so I’m just going [Applause] to what the hell is happening to me right now am I poison from what I was literally breaking the

Tree wait do pigs like spit at you or something now I don’t know what just like made me like that okay these pigs are literally did I just kill a pig in one hit did I actually just oh I just did I got my first piece of Meat no longer do I have to be a vegetarian oh I hit something what egg egg from what what drops that was not a chicken or unless they involve or something I don’t know what I’m hitting right now I’m going to find it and kill it cuz I want

To so I’m back at the Village so I just decided that I’m just going to make my H make my house cuz I’m struggling a lot right now I remember this this my crafting table and it’s like hopefully I can trace my way back to it that is looks like a cave without

Water hopefully finally I just realized I need torches or do I really need torches is everything just quite anyway I’m breaking is it six seven okay right here start okay I did not mean to do a place that I I’ll make a beautiful mansion right now I just realized I might run out

Of wood okay I just use all my wood and I get more so I’m just going to do a little life hack so any of you guys in the real life needs like I don’t know some materials goes to people houses and just take their stuff you know it’s a free

Country I think think where you live I don’t know you know this is how you can make what am I breaking right now is this even wood okay is this even a wooden house Corner surely is wood right maybe hopefully okay yeah it is is it o maybe

It’s Stone I was breaking earlier oh my gosh what the hell that actually scared me like so much I don’t know how I didn’t die I think I’m probably like one Health right now I do see a spider coming and I do hear zombie I’m Legit peting my pants right

Now okay I’m trying to make a house please let me make my house h I should be going to sleep and then making my house but you know I ain’t scared why would did the creeper up to blow my stuff up like come on and then there’s a spider spider can’t okay they

Can climb they can climb I don’t want that dude that’s my my first kill so proud of myself just ran out Wood a there oh there’s two now I can get around them just want to make my house okay there’s one in my house this is so much fun I just want to make my house man oh what in the world is that why is there two why is like a small

One okay this ain’t there wow and I’m stuck here okay SC you man putting on did you just open the door just open the door is there another one yeah get out here loser oh this is a farmer gives me 15 beat Ro for 18 emeralds is that it

What that’s crazy prices bro inflation is just not it is something I just got a level I need my stuff actually where’s my house it’s over here hopefully I don’t die again skeleton what in the world okay screw you man you want to go yeah how about that huh okay what is

Hitting me now so I just decided to sleep can’t deal with us right now makes me want to cry are they not going to hurt me I look cute not going to lie okay I didn’t mean to do that I’m so sorry let me just get my stuff first

Yeah I think that was Ender just disappeared stuff put my bed there Okay really I’ll make my house all over again because of you be kidding me oh I go see what this I think this is spawner actually what chest gunpowder coal I got iron and then coal fin only two though should work is this Bone music

Disc and then bone get a dog if I find yeah I’m just going to break the chest easy must be another one here okay come on man get out of here I never thought I would someday beat a gigantic spider with my fist to death is how it

Is oh chanted book okay why does there one have to spawn like as soon as I open the chest okay y like be scared bro he’s your daddy bro that’s me that’s right okay I think I’m done here so I just got a bunch of

Wood I don’t know how long it took me but it’s round two of try to make a house oh what’s this again dirt I’ll make my house beautiful I have enough cob stillone that’s stone dust egg I think that’s it just Oak planks and Birch planks which is

Five I’ll do I’ll see what I can do many unbearable hours later there we go there’s my beautiful Masterpiece it’s unfinished and unfurnished but you know not everything can go your way put some chests here put some stuff away make this Lively my bed right next to this I don’t get okay

There all done finally dude I’m done I’m sick of this I’m out of here