Survival Mode Madness – Building a UFO in Minecraft?!

Are we there yet I’m tired uh not Yet H can’t tell if we’re in the right place or not I want a Sit no whining I’m going to go lie down I can’t do this anymore I’m gonna sit right Here ow it’s heating my hair ow I’m so sick of these stupid cows they can’t tell the difference between hair and Grass hey Bo up when will this end Universe if you can hear me Give Me A Sign oh it worked but I’m afraid of heights no no I’m So Young let me go I’m holding the map right I think don’t distract me I’m already confused

Help what what are you doing Cody a Cody never a dull moment with you up do I got you huh someone’s helping us who waa it’s a zombie let me go let me go let me go me hold on to him hold on let me go

Let me go don’t you dare let go get off let me Go huh [Applause] what What may need car he’s going to he he’s going to kill us and beat us save yourselves he’s going to goodbye Mor it’s going to make so bad of us I’m alive of course and now you can understand me I’m not yummy I’m gross your energetic friend Just micro gravity detected and I didn’t even think to go B now he can understand no now I’m starting to understand him he’s in my brain I can feel him eating me I’m turning into a shame old shame old can you hear me stop it you’re going to destroy my

Entire sh every time your species runs around and screams when you see me and that hurts my feelings yes I’m an alien now I don’t want to hurt you and now I’m not going to get inside your head did he say get inside our heads we got to get

Out of here I’ll like the ship don’t touch it I need that this is a gift from my grandma No don’t touch that stop Huh what was that he just experienced all his dreams in real life marrying a cow dude you serious they’re just dreams bro don’t judge Yep you said you weren’t going to eat us or dig arounds in our brains not much to dig around in you saw dreams right can you just bring us home I’m starting to freak out I’d love to but you destroyed half my ship all I needed was the cow but I got

You by accident what was that don’t worry about it just the life support system so you can bring us back to Earth Yes but first I have to fix the ship and he says that’s not a camel that’s my wife that story’s getting so old by the way why do you abduct cows we don’t need the cows we just need the bells that’s the greatest human invention and very

Trendy anyway I have some time until I have to get back did you want to stay and go on an Intergalactic adventure with lightsabers [Applause] duh h Co I’ve always wondered what it’s like to What no don’t do That you’ve thought about that before why am I surprised you married a cow we said we wouldn’t talk about that anymore I have to go back now I’ll drop you off at home Then what’s that we’re crashing [Applause] Seth Seth I had the craziest dream you were there and so was the alien oh are you done yet oh it wasn’t a dream what happened we on a random planet we got attacked by the Lo they didn’t seem very friendly my blast is

Empty I have an idea Mortimer you Hungry I take that damn I’m out let’s talk to them oh we Can’t who Who Dares disturb me who are you show yourselves guys you got this from here I am everything you stand on me Breathe Me dust yeah what no I am the planet you landed on jeez I I’m sorry we didn’t mean to I mean we we did mean to

But not not like this you are going to regret coming here you should have seen your Faces what I guess I should explain I am Iona I control this planet you are on my turf Now so you control the elements of earth we’ve met others like you but one of them kept trying to kill us yes those are my stupid sisters I prefer to stay away from them anyway how are you Cody sick can I go again sure I’m [Applause]

Flying I’m having a great time but I have to go fix my ship thanks for the hospitality but your food has a strange effect on Mortimer he’s scaring me it’ll pass in a few hours just relax for now repairs complete welcome on board we don’t have much time thanks for

Everything especially the souvenir he has all the shots take care I’m sure we’ll see each other again soon I got all my things wait where’s the ship so what you going to feed them with huh I don’t know but I assume he eats the same food as we do well huh it’s a

Cool thing braids more F what federal agents resisting Terror that’s the silliest name I’ve ever heard hush you can’t be rude to a secret agent and mine is Agent Schneider Becker bad name’s even sillier what was he saying he he’s up saying that it’s nice to meet you yeah we’re here to represent

The f t f what federal agents resisting Terror we didn’t break any federal laws did we no you didn’t Mortimer Francis mcer you stand accused of robbing a casino What but but how we’re not very sure ourselves I always knew that pig looks suspicious all right let us begin okay okay the most important thing is to keep quiet all right don’t tell them a thing what did I just say stay silent don’t mention that story especially we have

All the evidence already how is this even possible he’s just a pig so sorry for that but it’s your best offense he couldn’t possibly rob a casino he’s he’s well he’s a pig well let’s see what you have to say about this what huh it’s got no sound oh right hold on a

[Applause] Second oh okay I Guess th this is just complete nonsense hey I’m doing my best here cut me some slack no no you’re doing great but this video is like real uh yep Hey there’s no two ways about it your Budd is in big trouble it’ll take a re real Miracle to get him off the hook TR what are we going to do now I you didn’t I we were sure to into an adventure you you startled me this looks

Like a perfect job for Cody the private eye Cody this is not a game mortimer’s facing real jail time we both know that Mortimer didn’t do it that means all we have to do is find the actual culprit think about that it could be anyone anywhere even for example a

Hi there s stop sneaking up on me already what are you even doing here uh well I live here I was just passing by and spotted you two all right sorry for that glad to see you Ashley well since we’re all here let’s hit up that casino

And look for Clues it’s not that simple the casino that got robbed it belongs to Mr gagle or Dei Mr gagle or Dei you you mean that Mafia spider the one that wanted to to eat us indeed B you remember right oh no who even is

That guy oh I’m so happy to meet you again RI Mr Gardini Mr garbini gag ardini Mr gag ardini are you trying to eat us again of course not what kind of a monster do you think I am but if your little pet doesn’t give me back colum of diamonds well then you

Know it to my men I mean my spiders will do to him what will they do they’ll cook him up and serve him like a pig ever heard of cuch but he is a pig Mr gagle orini you see Mortimer was framed but we will find the real culprit

And your diamonds uh if you let us examine the robbed Vault B me Chris will help you out with that but do hurry up you don’t have a lot of time please walk through the scanner first it’s a casino policy what’s that inside you Cody do do you

Have something hidden in your stomach mhm it’s a telescope I ate it to gain its observation Powers idiot you can’t gain powers from that you can’t eat telescopes like that h i shouldn’t trust everything I see on the internet all right what are we looking for we’re looking for Clues Clues

That’ll lead us to the Killer we’re looking for a diamond Thief that might be exactly what the killer wants us to think huh huh what was that oh just some junk probably that was a clue you idiot a huge clue it was the culprit phone what is that thing hey Chris you

Don’t grow any acaas here right I guess not why I think I know where we’ll find the Thief follow me okay what are we doing here again the diamond Thief dropped an acacia sapling in the vault and this place is the only location in this whole biome where acaas

Grow well that’s like looking for a needle in a haystack I found it what did you find the needle nice all right we’re halfway done already all that’s left is to find the Thief huh what Mortimer [Applause] Huh running huh I’m not getting paid enough for That stop right there you’re not getting Away what where did he run off to Where are could he Be thanks now you’re finally cornered you really think so don’t you huh huh what what’s even going on here here didn’t expect that huh oh I’ve spent a long time planning the perfect revenge for this suit is so cramped how did you even get inside of

It and uh who are you buddy wait what hold on don’t tell me you don’t remember me I’m Bam Bam buts bam huh are you sure we know each other I can’t believe this you two ruined my life destroyed my whole career oh yeah that’s the guy set

Remember the guy we sucked all the chickens on nah that guy’s name was Kevin oh I’ll help you remember just let me climb out of this suit first it’s just so damn tight should should we help no no I’ll do it myself just a bit more come

On are you the merchant we left behind in the nether I’ll get you for this go nah that’s not him but we should probably go back for that Merchant I can’t stand you two whatever I’m just going to destroy you Too huh What What wait I remember you’re that neighbor whose house I set on fire right no you dummy I’m that neighbor you burned down my house what he burned down your house what just happened holy moly who even are you no oh is that our Diamond Thief hey big guy take that where are those

Guys Fantastical you brought me back my diamonds that means I won’t eat you for now well Chris let’s get out of this dump follow me oh my poor legs three did a great job but why would that guy try to frame your pet pig we had no idea

Either right up until we remembered how Once Upon a Time Mortimer beat him in a championship and got the first place trophy what a pig a pig beat that guy in a contest man he’s such a loser by the way what’s going to happen to him now

He’s going to a supermax prison for the most dangerous type of criminals a place no one has ever escape I will have my Vance I swear one day I’ll make you Uh Mortimer you were only in there for like half a Day uhoh all right Cody floor It Cody are you sure this is a good idea well it’s a great idea you act like you’re robbing them then I show up and save everyone but what if something goes wrong when did that ever happen well just remember when you hear it’s not safe here you appear got it uh-huh

Okay I’m going in she went on a date and the gu I was wearing the same pants as [Laughter] her oh hey there what a completely random qu Coincidence yeah right you were probably following us home no no no I wasn’t I just happened to be passing by yeah sure I totally believe you my purse be careful it’s not safe here oh looks like that’s my signal that’s my purse that was my line

Huh uh um no worries girls I’ll protect you stupid Banana oops sorry I didn’t mean it it’s it’s all her fault no worries man it happens it’s all your girlfriend’s fault hey you can kill someone like this which of us are you aiming at shut up and stay out of my place huh what’s this

Hey thank you sir oh no need to thank me I’m a I’m just a a life-saving hero that girl oh she sure is a fiery one Yeah she’s ouch the bomb just a Moment hold on I’ll put you out you’re just hitting me hey I’m doing my best here I take back what I said before this was a great idea well I’m glad one of us liked it oh it feels like give beaten something important out of

Me Mama wow it can talk mama I think that robber dropped it phew I thought it came out of me somehow Come on Mommy let’s go what even is this egg and what should I do it I can help you take care of it I have a lot of experience with animals after

All no I don’t need another dog Mor’s not a dog dog what kind of stuff are you feeding him Huh anyway if this is an egg it needs warmth exactly eggs are laid and then they need to be hatched and um I thought we just warm it up with a lamp don’t worry I’ve got it all under control well almost damn it a Cody don’t be so

Childish you’re a mother now after all Cody why are you sitting on it well you told me to keep it warm I said it needed warmth like from a lamp you wouldn’t use your butt to cook pancakes on would you know what have you been spying on me while I Cook again with that some of us need to sleep W Cody it’s 2:00 in the morning are you out of your mind it’s not me it’s the egg what do you think I’m an idiot the egg doesn’t have hands don’t make a peep until morning you hear I’m watching you So you need to be kept warm huh okay then I’ll make sure you’re nice and Toasty wow this took me half a day but it sure was worth it finally some peace mommy I’m scared you Again I’m going to fry you up for this a huh [Applause] huh thank you very Much oh yeah that was my soup you know my bad everyone makes mistakes you know Well how was your Day Where do you want this delivered sir as far away as possible please MH Wow 60% altitude 2 5,000 pressure 60o I I’m finally free what wa you again that’s it I’ve had it with you let’s see just how tough you are buddy yeah you got it right I’m going to climb all the way to the top and then I’ll throw you all the way down and I don’t care what it takes

Could you please write the service we provided to you on a scale from 1 to 5 uhoh I rap you your feedback is very important well any last words M all right that’s it oh this cannot be is that really you fine weather we’re having what could

Cody be up to in a storm like this hey everyone who’s that with you I guess I really am a dad now mama how many times do I have to tell you it’s da h