Surviving 999 Years of WAR In Minecraft!

999 years of war here in the Minecraft Dimension From The Trenches of the Great Wall all the way into the future can I survive every battle starting off with Geo one this is where the cavemen leave Guido interesting we gotta get down there out oh my gosh dude this is crazy wait

That’s Austin Austin is me and Steve how’s it going little bit wow wow they don’t understand me doesn’t know how to talk but knows how to write a note yeah that makes sense hey it looks like Austin wants to call the truth with the guy that’s firing those rugs

Nonsense Guido I’m an adventurer this is what I do all the boulders are on their way look out you know Guido for being such a primitive War this is still pretty deeply Hey hey just calm down Austin wants a truth read the note yeah what what do you mean no I’m wrong Hey we arrive just in time Guido look there’s a full Army down there hey hey guys what are you up to my name’s Steve and I’m here too soldiers of my kingdom or too long we have suffered under the evil rule of the sorcerer today is the

Day we end their life oh my gosh it’s Chris again which means the great sorcerer is Austin my friends that kid Chris I need to talk to you what do you want peasant other person in the castle that’s not a great sorcerer that’s your friend Austin ah George oh Queen are we gotta get after them [Applause] oh my gosh oh boy don’t you hear that the battle is waging on inside of the castle walls Come on let’s go foreign what are you doing pheasant now the sorcerer is Gonna Fly Away get back here farewell Chicken Chaser Wayne Chris if you go after them this wall will go on forever please just stop fighting oh no Guido what’s too late I’m going to end this

Once and for all sorcerer Chris no I didn’t I finally took out that vicious sorcerer oh Chris what did you do wait where’s the body thou got roused my mind great work peasant you knocked him out now it’s time for me deliver the finishing blue I’m sorry Chris but it’s

The only way to stop you from killing each other Speed is stopping me from completing my plan but that’s okay because the next war is even more dangerous well Guido here we are on the beaches of the Great Wall I told you I could have fired the gun you’re gonna clean the toilet I don’t want to clean the toilets

Anymore I want to shoot the gun it’s more fun yeah but I don’t want the hats but you’re the one that listens to me I’m older than you you’re not allowed to tell me what to do but you make the sticky toilets no I’m not gonna clean this stupid toilet oh my gosh

Never mind the wall they’re gonna take each other out if you don’t have to clean the doors oh I see is wow who did it man the guns private you’re with me okay okay oh my gosh we know this is insane and look you can see this bunker has limited

Health we’ve got to stop it from being destroyed hey hey private can I let you in on a little secret sure is my first time firing the guns in I’m a bit nervous do you think you can do it so I guess I’m the only thing standing between Chris Austin private

Knife cakes I’m gonna need you to take them out but by one Roger that Lieutenant Austin and hey while I’ve got you here would you mind like not killing Chris would that be something I could ask no promises private oh man we’re taking direct out of me fire what

Are you two doing I’m shooting them Chris now don’t make me come down there and shoot you no no guys let’s calm down I’ve got this all under control this is getting really tense keep going Steve last one here we go and any and heck and no it’s down soldiers we

Got aircraft inbound oh my gosh let’s plan to get a rip the apart you gotta take him out now but these guns aren’t working come check around requests look at the bunker finally dig this and get rid of that plane and Roger that dude one more shot

From that plane and this bunker is going down okay we gotta aim carefully is going down you know Guido even though these two don’t remember each other it’s pretty clear to see they’re starting to become friends Whoa Guido so this is a city from the future cool but it’s a little quiet yeah you’re right where is everyone look this giant robotic versions of Chris and Austin oh Manny sounds like things are getting pretty heated I’ve got to get inside of their mix and stop them show them the

Error of their ways uh let’s see if I can get to the roofs of one of those buildings holy moly we are so far off yeah don’t look down buddy I mean for me I guess I’ve got no choice Who are you what are you doing in my Mac oh I’m destroying it you can’t ride with Chris anymore no you can’t destroy my mix I can win a battle over here yeah ouch Who are you what are you doing in my Mac oh I’m sorry Chris but I need to show that you and Austin are not meant to fight no my life’s work okay coito let’s plug you into the computer Boom I’ll be in there Focus Guido now I want you to show Chris and Austin how much they mean to each other who’s Austin wait Chris I remember you we’re friends not enemies Guido look we needed yeah Oh guys look at this the year 999 we’re in space Oh my gosh what’s going on Guys enemy ships inbound oh my gosh this is insane this is the biggest toy yet guys how’s it going back there get out of the way Chris I’m trying to help Steve seems to be going well Steve guys now we can’t end like this we’ve come so far we

All need to work together to take down Mesa it’s right come on Chris come on blur them to me got it now yeah nice shot Chris enemy down job guys but our true enemy is still here Mesa on three we’re gonna charge directly towards his ship one two three there we go

Oh my gosh Guido I’m alive oh of course oh well let’s go ahead and check on Chris and Austin I really hope they’re not fighting each other anymore guys are you okay there’s no more war right yeah I love it yeah I baked the cake yesterday and we should

All share it together yeah to celebrate our Victory no more oh my gosh where’s the cake it really was good oh man they’re fighting again yeah you’re right Guido let’s go