Surviving Creepy Caves in Minecraft

That’s a bad way to start but yes this time i will keep track of time because it is now again it is now i don’t know how you english people say it 10 before 11 a.m i think so this video won’t be as long unless you prefer that the video is long just

Take a lot longer to get everything set up if you make a long video never thought the difference would be so big it sort of makes sense but then again it’s what you want i have enough food for now so we’re going to dig for iron

Which i really just want look i have gold right here mocking me until i get some iron hmm strip mine strip mine so how are you guys how are you taking the coming of summer of a brand new season i have a hate love relationship with summer

It’s i don’t like getting too warm but at the same time if it’s not too moist and humid i’m perfectly fine with little heat especially if my room is very cold and i just like getting a big blanket curling up getting nice and cozy but yesterday sucked yesterday was awful

I wanted to play half-life 2 but i couldn’t first i had to go all the way to my grandmother’s house for her birthday which i was totally fine with actually i mean after that all i had to do was get something to eat and then i’d be

Settled to do whatever i wanted but no it turned out that they were having a dinner afterwards i didn’t want to come to that dinner anyway that’s not my problem my problem is that i had to walk the dog they were going out for a fancy dinner

And they wanted me to walk the dog for them i normally do walk the dog but not at eight at night i have a policy where i have to do nothing after seven or eight because if i do my sleeping rhythm just goes yeah so imagine who didn’t have a good sleep

Last night hmm i don’t even know what the center of the room is anymore one two three yes so there has to be some there is a lot of redstone down here i just noticed that is really weird normally i don’t find this much redstone

I find enough that i can say that i’m content with the amount gathered but this is just getting obnoxious you see all this this is all stuff you can get once you finally find your first lump of iron uh i wonder do you like longer videos do

You like it if it takes longer for everything to get set up which actually bores me a little but it’s up to you because i enjoy playing this game that’s my part of the deal that i enjoy playing this game or that i just play a game just to experience it

But the video length size everything that’s completely up to you because why would i watch my own video i don’t really care what my video looks like as long as it’s good enough that you guys can get some fun it’s i mean look at this redstone redstone redstone redstone

Redstone now if i find some on that wall over there i’m gonna be really pissed you know i’m better off digging up sand or something finding some alternate place to go digging but the fun part is if you dig up a chunk which is like 12 by 12 which is

Pretty enormous if you consider the fact that 12 times 12 is 144 blocks in a flat square of one block thick you’re dealing with a lot of blocks already so if you do dig up a chunk you’re a guaranteed to get at least one chunk of diamonds a lot of iron and all

So that brings up the question is it more efficient to dig up an entire chunk to find something or is it more efficient to use one of those uh tunneling tactics that probes massive areas it’s it’s it’s an interesting question to me i’m sure a mathematician could give you the

Answer and like snap like that but i’m not a mathematician nor do i honestly care enough to look into the math behind it but that’s it’s just an interesting question because supposedly diamond generates every chunk i don’t know exactly what it is i think it’s that at least one diamond cluster forms

In every chunk between levels 1 and 32 or something i don’t know but there if you dig up one chunk you’re guaranteed to find the diamond and i believe the debuff gives you access to which chunk you’re in i don’t know that’s my directioning i think

I know which one’s for chunks so i’m just playing around but yeah i’m sure there’s an efficient way to know that what’s better to dig up a chunk or to just dig up using tactics you know i’ll probably look for the optimum level to dig for diamond and

I’ll use a tunneling there because this is starting to piss me off this is also something i like about minecraft it’s a lot more technical in the ways of how you’re supposed to find stuff a game like tour area and like a 2d game there is no sense in digging sideways in

A complex motion like this to digging in a specific way because terraria it’s all about lying you can see through blocks which i guess it’s really nifty in a 2d game but it also limits the complexity of your digging tactics especially if you have the spelunka potion which i really

Like it’s a fun thing to have damn it i wish that’s tricks i’m gonna find this bugger damn it i’m just whittling through these pickaxes ain’t i they’re here you know i never legitimately found the dungeon which is kind of creepy in my eyes damn it

I never i did find a few at the surface would you look at that i run seems i can’t escape these caves forever now i’m doomed to walk in them so i place torches on the left side always so if i want to go back just follow the torches on the opposite side

Don’t give me credit for that technique or anything if you or just learned about it here it’s simple and i got it from someone else which means that i’m just stupid i forgot to take that goddamn workbench with me well i have enough wood to make new ones anyway so ah

Lovely some coal some iron a brisk walk brisk what a word let’s enjoy minecraft radio well i enjoy victory mm-hmm the victory of iron the iron metal for irons firm is what the latins would call it no no no the romans i believe why do they call it latin but the people

That speak it is roman i don’t get that it makes no sense there are no latines people i like latin it’s it’s this fun language i have to say it’s not obnoxious like french tends to be sometimes or dutch i hate my own language yes because my language is just stupid

We have the dumbest ways to put verbs together we have an idiot system for whatever it should end with a d or a t which is you don’t want to know i should be close to where i dug up which is here my question is why i’m not hitting him

In the face yet i hate it when you get that close that you just can’t identify the direction anymore never dig straight up you know what screw this i’m gonna smelt this iron for now and i’ll come back for a zombie mcsom later let’s end this with the smelting of iron

Because i consider this a victory i consider this victory cool i this is gravel this is iron you know what we’re going to end this with me making clock and would you stop doing that or i will hurt you got some seeds oh there’s my intermolecular blockade

Okay what are we gonna make first let’s make a pickaxe first oh wait i need some sticks first ah finally some iron makes you feel like a superhero iron iron man iron pickaxe man with the power to dig resources of any sort no actually i can’t dig obsidian

And i still can’t dig dirt because you’re not supposed to dig dirt with this pickaxe we’ll use your shovel shovel spade it all works tomato tomato there you go probably should mark that cave entrance with uh this hole and i got like a wario land too kind of

Way because there they there they put torches over stuff like that too so let’s grab my good old mr iron that’s some gold to make a golden apple a golden apple golden apples are cheap they used to be very expensive you need to you need to have like iron gold blocks which are

Like very difficult to get and these used to be very slow to dig and i don’t need this much i like how with redstone redstone is the last component you need to power things with a lever is a stick and stone or cobblestone a button is two stone uh

A button is two stone the redstone torch is one is one uh was it again damn i’m really messed up today um yeah redstone lever is like a stick and then some redstone but what is it again there’s also something else i’m gonna mark this first compass is mostly iron dang that hurt

I got a slime chunk yeah yeah yeah yeah and i believe i hear some more i don’t know what the hell that is but it doesn’t sound too safe this iron vein makes no sense whatsoever did i come up from there hmm there you go

But it’s nice to know i have a slime chunk actually i learned that eventually with how i oh god oh god oh god check that you demon demon of the underworld well let’s go back up i don’t have any fish with me so i have to get that

Still didn’t find that pool zombie which kind of shook and this episode is long once again i made a long episode despite saying i wouldn’t this is because i lose track of time way too easy which is bad i have some guess have some coal have some iron let’s see

First thing i’ll make is i already got an iron uh some shears case i find some shape which i probably won’t because so far i have been very unlucky with sheep but they still need that gold to make a clock i needed a bucket bucket bucket bucket gotta make some flint and steel

So i can put things on fire in case i have the need for it but now that i have a bucket i can finally make that indoor farm would you look at that let’s see oh you can’t grow shroomy no that’s okay you’ll be useless soon enough and then

I’ll forget all about you wow they grow really slow you can use bone meal to make them like super duper big but i don’t have bone meal now i can finally tell tom without having to go outside and i’ll make a golden apple no wait i first need some nuggets

This isn’t zelda so that doesn’t fit to a degree i could just eat you know what i’ll eat a piece of bread or nope i was gonna eat fish but i’ll still make a piece of bread baked bread you know what i’ll eat the bread that was tasty goodbye everyone and merry christmas

Even though it’s april mary april fool christmas that will be my april fool’s joke really lame