Surviving Hardcore Minecraft with Half a Heart! 😱

What are you doing uh I’m trying to do a challenge run want to open the window in here sure it uh yeah a little bit are you on with anybody I’m just streaming like you’re recording uh no streaming streaming what do that mean it means this that’s what I’m doing I don’t

Know what that means basically if you look at my channel on YouTube you can see me playing the game live so like this is what I did like 20 seconds ago how’s your addons are people following you on there watching uh I don’t have any viewers right now but I

Have 38 subscribers 38 subscribers mhm wow jules’s subscribing to you someone you don’t know who they are nope they can’t hear you talking to me right oh no what are you looking at now I’m trying to find the best y level to mine for iron at yeah I just need more

Iron yeah I probably just have to mine more just need iron yeah I’m just going to go forward okay so my number one priority is to get diamonds to make a diamond pickaxe so I can mine obsidian I should probably get some iron first though

Okay okay so not that way I’m going to do this because I’m probably going to come back here and end up staircasing up so I can just uh get on top of the lava so that way I can place water on top and make obsidian cuz I need to get to the nether

I’m just going to shoot blazes and I should probably BR a bow when I finally do get to blazes killing Enderman probably going to be a little bit annoying cuz I’m going to have to be really careful that they don’t hit me I’m probably just

Going to find a warp Force to do it because piglins do not seem like something I feel like dealing with oh how am I going to deal with the silver fish in the stronghold revolutionary idea camel he puts you high enough so that you can’t get attacked by mobs so a camel could

Actually come in clutch because I would just be completely safe to anything that isn’t a [ __ ] skeleton I still still just have like I’m I’m just pissed off at skeletons cuz they ruined my first run I spent so long making a nice house and Gathering resources and then he just took it all

Away I’m making a skeleton Farm I’m going to be kind of mad if I find Iron before or if I find diamonds before iron like I just need some Iron Man it would speed this up so much if I had an iron pick come on man I mean like I know mining

With a stone pickaxe is super slow and deep slight so this is going to take an eternity but like come on I feel like this should be a little quicker I just want Iron that’s all I want and and I found an amethyst geode you know what I’m going

To going to go this way instead Oh yay red stone okay so here’s the plan we make a giant redstone machine that one shots the Ender Dragon h I’m not used to those cave noises imagine I just find the like the deep dark here just find an ancient

City I mean you know what i’ take free Diamond loot I mean my strategy for dealing with the Warden is just pick up like everything you can and then just run he takes so long to spawn in you can just get out of the range where he can

Do anything to you before he even finishes coming up from the ground it’s so easy it’s not even close smooth bass is there an ancient city or is that just a normal cave noise now cuz like cave noises were creepy before but that that was just some like

I don’t I don’t even know how to react to that that was just like such a weird cave noise Man actually deep dark spawn in snowy mountains and I think there was one near here maybe I don’t know I haven’t seen the surface in like 20 years the children urine for the mines

Man oh imagine I get suffocated by gravel I mean I’m keep so much distance cuz usually like I’m fine losing half my health bar who cares it’s it’s a lot but like I’m I’m I’m just a better I’m not going to die if I lose half my health

Bar in fact I’m not going to die if I only have one heart it’s like this is my first try of the Run and I’m doing so good mining at the lowest y level is actually pretty good because I don’t have to worry about any caves which I have fallen into

A cave I think three [Applause] times you know what I’m just going to grab these and then I’m going a different way why did I even bring my bow with me I could have saved inventory space if I just left it at home and I lost my

Mouse yeah my mouse is just invisible it’s just a graphical bug just like the death screens that have appeared those are also a graphical bug I really don’t know the deal with that egg test test okay yeah my audio is working fine my streams are so scuffed on I mean

I’m slowly getting more and more professional God we’re fine that was not even close you know what we’re just going to go this way I have not found anything in ages should I just go to like y level 12 is that better I mean I’m just going to go up to the surface

Now I don’t even want to mine anymore I know like I imagine I’m like one block away from getting diamonds I just go back down and just immediately find diamonds yeah like that I feel like that cave noise is only one that would play near an anancy like I feel like that

Makes the most sense like now I’m just chilling nothing bad’s going on but then that cave noise yeah I’m just going to have to have my inventory I don’t feel like dealing with this [ __ ] right now um I’m mining here I need iron before I go for diamonds

Even just got to make sure it’s day I really hope nothing bad spawned up there otherwise I might be done I don’t have enough iron to make a shield I used one iron to make this and three iron to make a pickaxe but the pickaxe

Broke so now I have no iron you know I hope there’s a Golem up there cuz I can just kill it who would win in a 1 V one a guy on half a heart or an iron golem me I’m better it wouldn’t even be close too I’m

Not going to take a single heart of damage No no no did you guys hear that no what happened did he die oh thank you oh you survived thank you so much man oh let’s go this villager beat a zombie I in a 1 V One That’s How Strong he is this villager is built different still not letting you out of

Your house you live here you’re no you’re like sole purpose in existing is to sell me arrows I don’t think there’s a Golem nothing useful he could actually ruin my career if I try to get leads like I could actually die to a llama yo there’s

An iron golem let’s go yo free Iron come here come here why does like everybody live there are they just stuck h oh and coal I’ll take it okay that’s just cop moing you better not put some iron directly under my nose and then refuse me to get

It if I see Iron I am dying or I am getting that iron I wish I could get a saddle a horse would actually be kind of nice I mean I’d end up dying but like a horse would be kind of nice okay how do you there we

Go just zombie just yeah zombie proof my villager’s house you’re safe now Kevin okay well now we can actually make an iron pickaxe I’m going to use the stone pickaxe all the way through and then I’m going to probably make an iron one and then keep

Mining I mean I could find diamonds but I’m going to have to make an iron pick no matter what I’m just really hoping I find some more iron on my way to the diamonds cuz like I don’t want to be left like completely without a bucket and I’m not going to have any

Water so I’m going to have to go up anyway I really need to sleep all the way in the depth so that way mobs can’t spawn at all on the surface cuz Mobs Can Only spawn at 128 by 128 sphere around the player so when we’re 128 blocks below the ground we’re good

Give me iron give me iron please please please please please give me iron that is not iron that is deep slate give me iron imagine I mine here and there’s just iron but what if there was though what if there was I meant here actually what if there was though I’ve

Done the same joke like 12 times 13 [ __ ] okay uh I did not get the iron I was hoping for you know it’s fine it’s fine we’ll just make this and then I’m sure we’ll get iron now this game hates me I me iron here I meant iron here I’m me iron

Here actually meant here here here how many views do you think a time lapse of me mining for 12 hours would get let’s go give me iron here here there’s iron here there’s iron here there’s iron okay we’re mining this tough minees quicker every time you see

A tough vanin you have to mine the entire thing come on give me iron please that’s all I ask you can give me diamonds if you feel like it moing dubs please please I haven’t found diamonds I’ve been in the mines for 2 years please please come on please please

Please this is just more tough this is an iron please person in chat pray for me find iron please all I need is iron come on please I don’t think I’m get an iron I’m going to find diamonds before I find an iron B I mean this Packa is

Already halfway done you know this way is the way where iron is I can feel it called it really okay it wasn’t just one if it was one I was about to punch a hole through my monitor it was two bro uh BR this is going

Great come on there’s got to be more iron there’s got to be please I didn’t check all around this one there’s more iron there’s got to be more iron come on why wouldn’t there be more iron I just need iron please I have two pieces bro

This is sad I’m barely going to be able to make another pickaxe and then I’m going to lose even more iron and then I have nothing and then I’m just sitting in the corner waiting for Iron Golems to spawn and even if I find diamonds I won’t be able

To mine them because my iron pickaxe will be broken yo more tough let’s go yes just what I needed finally finally let’s go which one of you in chat contacted the Mojang devs and made Iron spawn in front of me thank you thank you uh I don’t think there’s any more

Just I’m just going to you know put this here and there we go okay now we need diamonds actually I’d take more iron I can only make okay now I can barely afford a bucket let’s go I’ve made one whole iron with this mining trip so

Far this is the best economic decision I have made and I’m just going to leave that there diamonds please give me diamonds pretty pleased with the cherry on top I would appreciate some diamonds well the diamonds are actually here I meant they were here yo actually the diamonds were

Here actually you know I think I downloaded this seed and checked beforehand I recall the diamonds being here uh I meant here damn it if I keep doing it eventually there will be diamonds and then I can upload the clip to YouTube eventually eventually I meant here here damn

It like I’m just going to do one off to the side and I’m not even going to say it and then that time there’s going to be diamonds watch I just placed the block back well that didn’t apply because I said it I’ll find diamonds eventually eventually we just got to

Keep going we just got to keep going 99% of gamblers quit before they hit big come on that means just one more block just one more block just one more block just one more block here here here damn we haven’t even gone that far yo let’s go uh that’s you know that’s not

Ideal if I find diamonds and it’s a two vein I’m going to be mad just going to go this way called it this is what we needed just what we needed there’s four there’s six there’s seven there’s eight that’s perfect and we have enough iron to make

A bucket let’s go I never have to touch the mines again I can never mine in Minecraft again that’s a lie I’m going to have to do it in the nether to find a fortress I can’t wait to get one tapped the second I go to the Nether and then

Immediately have to do this again we did it we did it we did it we have diamonds I can flaunt my riches I went too far no this way and there’s lava just there so I need to go to the surface grab some iron and then we’re good actually I’m

Going to go down for a second cuz I I’d like to sleep before I go back up I don’t know if it’s night it probably isn’t but you got to check just in case it was in fact night like I said I called it I’m a fortune teller so when I

Say I’m beating this run I am beating this run I need sticks okay let’s go let’s go we did it we did it it’s finally done I never have to mine again I can retire so we get obsidian we make another portal we go to the nether we

Find a warp forest or a fortress we kill blazes or Enderman then we can finally finally make Eyes of Ender track down the stronghold die to a silverfish cry my eyes out for two weeks decide to try the run again rinse repeat and then eventually there’s a one

In a million chance that I get lucky kill the dragon and then I get 10 million views and subs and then I’m immediately the most famous person on the planet then I get $20 million then I buy a super yacht then I throw a 1,000 degree honey bun at a homeless

Person okay there might be a few tweaks to that plan that need to be made but um we’re somewhat accurate it’s a general idea how many how many bread is this 36 uh I don’t think I need that I can make more space Um there we go we’re winning at life there we go okay there we go h okay so we’re about to go to the nether I should probably nah I kind of want to make a shield just so I can like you know nullify all damage that comes towards me

Because Shields are fair and balanced and should stay in the video game but um uh I don’t I just spent like 30 minutes looking for iron and I’m not doing that again uh I mean I found more diamonds than iron like this is my luck it’s like impeccable luck and it’s

The best thing I could ever ask for okay so where’s the lava there it is there we are let’s go we did it obsidian Acquired and this is the most this is the most fun and engaging part of Minecraft if you want my honest opinion like this is just pure

Fun and my commentary is also exquisite okay uh we’ll just do these ones okay so I need should we go 14 or 10 you know I’m going 14 I mean I’m probably not going to get any good enchantments but you know what a power one bow would be kind of

Nice or if there’s a miracle I can get infinity which would be even better perfect okay so we only need eight more I don’t really have a good idea for finding Nether fortresses I mean I guess I could do the pie chart I don’t really know how it works

But you know what I can figure it out did that obsidian just burn no it’s there we good I’m having fun what oh there’s lava above it yeah if you didn’t know when lava flows onto water it makes Stone instead of Cobble which usually doesn’t matter but if you have haste

And an efficiency 5 netherite pick or diamond pick I think I think Diamond works I’m not sure then you can instamine Stone but you can’t insta mine Cobble so making a stone g could actually be kind of good BR uh I think that’s that’s that is more

Than I need isn’t it you know what we’re going up to the surface I don’t remember if I found sugar can or not but I think I have leather and I can probably just find some sugar cane then I can make an enchantment table and get some bow is that a witch

Bro stupid witch out of my Lobby imagine I just get hit by a harming potion through the wall stay hydrated kids I think we have enough levels for enchants I I mean we just get something on my pick we get something on my bow and then I buy

Another bow and get something on that out of your bed you don’t get rights did you forget your sole purpose is to sell me arrows at the dirt cheap price of two sticks per okay we’ll do this side oh just a cow give me a heart attack man get out of my way

Gate this is my super high-tech zombie defense mechanism called do not let this man out of his home you don’t get rights remember beautiful enchanting table acquired efficiency and efficiency this is such a choice we got efficiency who would have guessed that’s actually like not even like what the [ __ ] h

Power it’s I’ve wasted so many levels for nothing why are you like this villager I’m taking my anger out on you yeah where’s my mouse at there we go a second bow and more arrows cuz why not what if we need them what if we need them we have

To we have to just in case just in case Unbreaking and power you know what we’re doing Unbreaking and it’s Unbreaking I hate this game okay this will be my bow for just killing stuff uh I really am not sure if there’s anything else I can do before I go to the

Nether I mean I’m making a new axxe cuz this one’s kind of dead armor is useless so I can’t make any of that I might just have to go to the nether we go again second time going to the Nether and runs let’s go it’s beautiful I’m going to get

More blocks I feel like I’m going to die instantly why do people keep leaving my stream is the quality that bad it’s not it’s perfect it’s the best quality anybody has ever seen okay this is not good we’re going actually it’s just let’s just go let’s just [Applause] go we ignore

This we ignore the fat ass on the cliff I saw him I saw him we just keep going we just keep going we just keep going eyes on the Press eyes on the price let warped forest or something I don’t know I didn’t think this far

Ahead this is a crimson one we need the blue Forest not the red one [Applause] okay that’s fine we’ll just dig our way through with our hand I’m not doing that we’re using this if my pickaxe gets to half durability I am switching to stone tools

Again okay I’ll take some gold why not actually I can make gold boots and then I have piglins will not attack me which could be good and I guess I could trade with them if I really need to let’s go actually I’ll just uh do this perfect now boots boom we’re

Good what y level are we at 82 I think fortresses can spawn near this level yeah this is why we go slow well now I guess I got to change direction we’re in another waste that is a ghast I’m scared I’m scared okay this is the longest my runs I’ve ever gone this

Is a new record this this is a new record let’s go I mean of course it’s a new record cuz this is my first attempt fre 1.16 nether was just disgusting gusting I’m going to be honest with you you know what I also don’t feel like dealing with that we’re going this

Way there is also a Crimson Forest just dead in the open here isn’t there cuz why wouldn’t there be XP XP orbs let’s go I guess I could get more enchants when I get back I could sacrifice these quartz to like Notch dear notra lord and savior take

The 17 quartz and give me good luck keep going keep keep going no big interruptions stop it uh this way it is we look the other way we don’t touch it that’s a hoglin it’s hit boxes it’s like usually it wouldn’t be as like scared but it’s hit boxes are garbage

And I should have waited till 1.20 cuz in 1.20 either fixing the hog and hit boxes he can hit me through walls even in here I’m not safe o gold don’t take it you don’t I’ll take it okay we really need warped forest or a fortress come on eventually I’ll get one

Eventually I’m in one that quartz we’ll keep going we keep going we keep going eyes on the prize eyes on the prize eyes on nothing else got damn my inventory is full already you know what I’ll take blocks I’ll take blocks who needs blaze rods how many blaze rods do you

Typically need to beat the game I don’t even know I haven’t beaten Minecraft in so long man [Applause] there we go now we’re above everything okay we go we move we move we move we go we go we go we go we go we don’t ask questions we don’t ask

Questions we just hurry we just hurry this area kind of sucks those are runers right there okay okay gas is going to traumatize me if I don’t keep my guard up I’m going actually you know I’ll just keep going this way I’ll just keep going this way no stop it it

Breathed I have to shoot it let’s get some blocks stop it I don’t like this this is not this is not very polite you are not very welcoming to newcomers I’m an immigrant man I live here now so this is how it feels to be a minority no I don’t like it sh

Okay we dude if I get hit through the wall if I get hit through the wall I’m going to cry I hear it I hear the creatures fisherman plays hello we’re going we’re going we’re going we’re going we’re going we can do

It we can do it we can do it we can do it we can do it there it is it’s down there it’s just down there it’s just down there see it’s aggra if it hits me I’m going to cry please no please I spent so long getting diamonds please no

Stop leave me alone oh I’m very stressed out I’m very stressed out cuz hogins HIIT boxes are garbage and I could die if it just hits me through a wall so I’m just really hoping they don’t can make a throw okay okay okay we got to keep going we got to keep

Going we got to keep going we got to keep going we can do it we can do it we can do it final stretch final stretch I plac that wrong give me always stay crutched I can’t fall off again if I fall off again and die I’m going to cry

Again there we go warped fungus is there one near here why is there another one okay how old is this world um 3 hours old uh well 3 hours of play time it’s like two days old because I stopped playing on it for a while to grind the valorin okay okay

Okay I think a successful run should take like 6 hours cuz I’ve spent so long just farming villagers cuz they’re the only way that I can get a bow which I mean besides skeletons but I don’t really feel like dealing with skeletons because you know long range attacks against me are

Inconvenient so I’m just deciding to ignore skeletons completely and just play it super safe I mean this is my eighth attempt actually I think uh there’s a statistic that’s play time isn’t it uh time plays 1.74 hours okay it’s only like two it’s less than I thought I

Thought I played more on this I mean I guess I’ll really done is gotten diamonds let’s go we’re free we no longer have the turtle there he is so are you ready we’re either going to get a huge step towards beating this run or we’re going to

Die where’d he go oh there he is there we go calculated I don’t almost just die and he didn’t even drop a pearl no idea what you’re talking about I know I’ve been crying my eyes out because I’ve spent so long on this run

And if I die I’m going to cry again cuz I have two streams one is 3 hours the other is 2 hours and all of the play time I got on those has been completely undone because of fall damage where is he you know if I do this will he just

Appear I mean he’ll teleport here eventually right I mean I can’t leave here cuz I Agro one yeah this is my best so far I’ve gotten one other run to the nether but um well um I have a hatred of fall damage for a reason and I’m

Dedicated to this Strat for a reason as well what the hell where is he I feel like I have to go out and look for him but I really don’t want to there’s one hello friend eye contact no they climb up go there come on there we

Go Pearl progress progress if I right click with this I just instantly die there he is now he can also go in there there we are let’s go let’s go progress progress and he also gave me a pearl now I can wander freely since there’s none that are aggro to me I think

Okay so yeah where is it it’s there it’s there okay just just just just just hope just a Hope just a hope we got to Hope and be safe okay where more ender like this that fall if I jump off this I die I’m going to speed Bridge over lava cuz why

Not okay okay okay we’re doing good we’re doing good where are more Enderman out like God dumb come on Enderman come on where you at I mean I should be fine I don’t think anything spawns in the war Forest that is a threat to me besides you know the mean purple

Guys I know they’re not purple but like I don’t really have better it’s four I think there we are yeah I mean I feel like I’m going to die here cuz stop it stop screaming use your inside voice does this work come on A I think this counts as a horror game was there another one come on where are they at where oh what what was that what was that I don’t think I AG that Enderman I’m going to try to make I contact again yeah I think you mean not even close um

This run is uh a trivial challenge uh it’s so easy okay okay okay I just got to keep building platforms like this I didn’t even bring a shield I probably should have brought a shield there’s another one okay there we go okay I just got a heart attack I mean

I’m going to take damage the second that I heal from eating that potato and every time it gives me a jump scare okay there we are where’s the okay I’m really not sure what to do with this come here there we go there we go we’re doing it we’re doing

It there we go there we go let’s go I need to add just like a safety fence to this um yeah I don’t feel like dealing with that okay three pearls we’re doing it we’re doing it we can actually beat the game I’m going to die the millisecond I get

To a fortress I just know it okay I need more blocks there we go Come on where is he where is he come on I need more he’s aggroed I can’t go out uh this game this game this game okay we can expand the platform a little bit there he is there he is easy Pearl perfect we’re so close we’re so close we

Got this we got this we got this there we are okay I don’t really um if I if I break this yeah he comes down there we are are there any more Enderman I swear heard one yeah there’s more come here buddies come here how many pearls do I need again I don’t

Remember I should probably get like like 16 maybe more that’s so loud can these guys like not it’s kind of Loud they didn’t even give any is it a bug that they can pick up PO fungus or is that a feature knowing Mojang it’s probably a bug but it’ll be a feature in there next update okay more Enderman there’s one no I don’t want to make eye contact by

Accident man if I do I’m done getting one shot I’m getting one shot okay okay there we are and then we break this block because they always run to that block yeah I don’t know why it just run to that block okay actually I should probably

I’m I’m going to keep that blocked off for now yeah I’m going to you know hide he’s coming for me this one well no oh it’s just a Zombie Pigman okay we’re good okay we’re good we’re good you’re my friend remember there he is

Okay I can hit him and he can’t hit me that’s the best kind of combat is that guy come here we got to do this for so long God damn yo drop more pearls come on give me one give me a pearl please very scary concept you got there it is it is

And if you want to see me beat it you got to subscribe it’s like I’m for the hustle man I’m hitting 100 million subs and there’s nothing anybody can do to stop me beside stage 4 cancer that would be pretty inconvenient what no there we

Are you know what he’s just going to go in the pit watch him he’s going to walk in there watch they do really you’re makeing me look like an idiot no go in there is he not ago how long have you been I don’t know like a month not that Long there’s one okay There he is I’ve beat Minecraft like a total of like only 10 times which is not very good on my resume for trying to do this he’s not mad is he your friends your Friendly okay I think looking at villagers far away might be a dud because like they can’t really get to me so they kind of just like make me super Paranoid there we go we’ll do this there now I have a giant platform I can hide under and Enderman will go there and die should I make a trapo they’d walk over a trapo so I could just bait them like that couldn’t I I’m a little anxious about the ones that I looked

At uh I’ll check out your stuff let’s I mean I have only 40 subscribers hold up Okay come here that guy might come up here oh yeah I need another axe this axe is definitely going to break I’m just going to you know burrow this in here okay thankfully I made the smart idea of crafting boots which usually I wouldn’t do and I just one V one them

Because like I I don’t know wait wait he gave me an idea here and then you there let’s go I made a friend that is you know what that’s you’re good I’ve noticed yeah I’ll I’ll do my best to not die I’ll do my best I’ll do my best

I’m killing the dragon I’m going to do it I’m not stopping until I kill the Dragon you know uh it was close it was close um we did a fantastic job we we did great we we just BR bro I knew that one of the Endermen that I made eye contact with would come back and kill me the second that I stop paying attention

Keep my ninth number one attempt let’s go I mean nothing else I can really do besides just try again I’m just going to get more and more paranoid and just play it safer and safer and safer every single time I do this until I just eventually you know Beat It

Hello another attempt let’s go well that was great I had seven pearls too I did a pretty good job it was pretty okay I almost did it I swear silverfish are going to be a run under when I get to them I’m just going to be done yo let’s go I saw the

Sub counter go up it looked so pretty some guy said that if you have a sub counter you’ll get three times the amount of Subs you normally do and I can confirm he was wrong cuz three times Z is zero but I have gained three subscribers this stream let’s go what

The kind of wish this was my normal world that generation looks sick I would make a base there I mean like it looks sick but getting into a base there would be kind of annoying iron let’s go there we go there we go two subs for

Stream on a lucky day add a sub count it works apparently or try to beat Minecraft on half a heart I don’t know maybe that’s what’s getting people’s attention let’s go I hope I get 200 Subs I think I can do it I’ll get there eventually if you got to subscribe to

Just see if I do it cuz I might give up I mean I’m not going to but like you never know it’s like you got to tune in every single time thank you for the good luck I’ll definitely need it I mean we’ll do it we’ll do it we can beat

It we can beat it mining for diamonds sucks though it’s like Farm an Enderman that’s the interesting bit cuz I can like actually die but when I’m mining it’s just boring I just hold shift left click and then hope I don’t run into lava I

Mean I haven’t died to Lava yet I mean I’ve died to fall damage six times Enderman once a skeleton once actually think I only died to fall damage five times and the funny thing is like four times where I’ve died the fall damage it was four blocks tall like it was the bare

Minimum like I would have taken half a heart if I had one heart one full heart I would have survived but nope cuz we just can’t have nice things here yo fun fact horses drop leather come here give me the leather give it I know you have it boom now I

Can get enchants that are very garbage I mean I guess any stat increases a stat increase yo let’s go a village let’s go another great spawn can you where’s where did where’s the brown sheep come here give it pigs okay is there a Fletcher here or am I going to have to find

Gravel oh a saddle oh let’s go a saddle I’m glad I didn’t kill you horse I don’t know how I feel about you being on that Cliff he’s going to walk off I know he’s going to walk off but I still have to try to tame

Him the second I mount him he’s going to walk off and take a heart of fall damage I know he is luckily he did it without me come here I F I told you I knew it I knew he would but I still did it anyway I I called it

Bro now let’s go again I knew he would [ __ ] me off I knew knew he would I knew he would okay we’re in double digit attempts now let’s go let’s go I’m going to make a compilation of every single death I have I have to and this is an interesting spawn um

Yeah but I’ll take it like that all right runs invalid I took a singular half heart before I fully got Low coco beans one of my better attempts I spawned in a jungle but I’ve only gotten to to the nether twice I’m glad that all of you were here to see my best run before it ended in failure and I had to start again O Okay Bamboo’s pretty good let’s go

Uh I probably should copy and paste the title but um no no that’s the mindset of somebody who thinks that I’m going to die this run I’m not going to die I’ve never died this is my first attempt let’s go let’s go we got wood I don’t think we got wood last run

Okay now I kind of just got to go look for a village I mean I have to do that every time cuz I mean I need to get a bow and arrow so that might make a desert village probably one of the worst Villages I could find because there’s just going to

Be no wood so I might go through the jungle you know I’ll go through the jungle why not it makes it more interesting you know the chance of death that’s what gets viewers I had like two viewers Max when I had like my first stream and even then it was just a mod

AKA one of my friends but now I got five whole viewers because I’ve died it gives good content and soon I’ll have a 4digit viewer account it won’t take that long I’ll get it eventually pumpkins are pumpkin still rare I feel like they used to be rare

But now I just find them everywhere I found them like four runs in a row I mean actually I might have found him on my last one or like the good one where I died I don’t need these for anything yes death equals [Applause] views

Now we can make a bed and night is no longer a challenge I still feel like Minecraft is a little too easy you know that’s why I got that’s why we have to do half a heart cuz normal Minecraft it’s too easy you just like make a raid farm and then you’re

Immortal or a gold Farm or both but this there’s no coming back actually a totem would be kind of good if I last all the way to 100 runs and I do not beat the game I’m going to find a woodland mansion and then I’m just going to grab

A totem real quick I’ll use seed map why not and then once we have that we will be set cuz then I can take two whole increments of damage let clutch uh I’ll go this way let’s go is there an ocean there’s just more jungle come on

Yeah we just have a death compilation I definitely haven’t been streaming for uh two hours uh I’ve been streaming for 5 minutes and I already have all this come on Village please cuz villes are good because I can just find a Fletcher grab the Fletcher get a bow and then

Endermen and skeletons and hoglins are the only threats along with silverfish probably there’s only like five mobs that can touch me if I have a shield and bow and the the dragon probably I’m going to cry if I make it to the dragon play the original Godzilla theme

Song for motivation you know I would I would but I don’t want to get copyright claimed I don’t feel like dealing with that and I really don’t want to take this down cuz it has my best attempt and my saddest death so far I need the footage

We can do it we can go we can get it let’s go a biome that isn’t a jungle I’ll find a village eventually we just got to keep going I’m going to I’m going to cry if a drown just shows up oh well there we go that didn’t take too

Long I need these there we go well there we go Village let’s go and horses you you you ruined the perfect seed you it’s your fault actually it’s completely my fault I knew what was going to happen I called it and then it happened that’s so funny but so sad at

The same time I tried so hard and I knew he was going to Buck me off and I would die to fall damage but I did it anyway that’s so sad I can’t believe he would do that to me he’s so mean I will forever have a hatred of

Horses I literally killed one for leather a few seconds earlier I think that might have been Karma now we’re fine all well you know I’ll take this whichever villager lives here he’s my prisoner now I’m going to die to fall damage I know I am every time something good

Happens fall damage comes and ruins it this one could be a good Fit uh okay I’ll take the bow that’s all emeralds are to me anymore bows and arrows it’s the only thing I need emeralds for I’ll take free storage I’ll take more free storage okay okay now we wait for night he’s never leaving his home why is there nobody in here come

On villager go to sleep go go to bed go what and now I can enter and exit and they cannot these villagers are mine now can this guy not sexually harass me like please personal space man he is a stone Mason he’s not even like I just thought of a brilliant idea

Well okay let’s go let’s go okay hear me out so now I’m feeling lazy so instead of mining for diamonds I’m going to trade for a diamond pickaxe I think I need a smithing table and then that’s good that’s all I need a smithing table takes two iron God damn it um

Yeah I need to gra some bread real quick I’m tired of eating melon they recover nothing they recover nothing they don’t give any good food you suck there we go there we go we got bread let’s go food I don’t have to die this is the run I can feel it strip

Mine you want to see the strip mining content rather than the Villager trades it’s so slow to strip mine especially since I don’t have the luck so I know for a fact that I’m going to get nothing let’s go Flint yeah this is the run I can feel it I can feel

It we’re winning give me Flint please come on please there we go okay Fletching table you get okay he’ll get it eventually yeah he’ll do it eventually go go do it do it H why are you not getting a job Fletching table go there it is and that’s perfect

Okay now we need to trade the iron it in that okay I can feel that I’m dying to fall damage this run I can feel it and this does not look good you know what we’re fine we’re fine we’re going to win this is the run I can feel it

We’re not dying to fall damage only nerds die to fall damage and I’m barely a nerd sticks I need sticks give me sticks give me sticks actually I’m going to place this closer to my house boom that’s the pit of death I’m not going near the pit of

Death if I see a one by one of water inside of the pit of death I’m going to go for it cuz we can’t have nice things hold on let me check maybe I’ll MLG in there after I beat the game then I’m MLG in here okay

There’s a 1ex one of water I have to go for it okay you know let you pick if you ask me to do it I will MLG into that one by one of water there’s I’ll do it you just have to ask come on you can ask it’s fine I’d be happy

To no he needs more you just start spamming no okay fine fine I won’t jump into the one by one of water fine fine but think of how funny it would be if I did it think of how funny it would be if I succeeded you have to think about it cuz

There’s just a one by one of water that’s sitting there and it’s just asking me to jump in it there’s even two I’ll go for that one that has it’s even surrounded by dripstone it’s perfect who wouldn’t want to do that I mean if okay after I beat the

Game then I will do the one by one jump okay I promise I’ll do it I’ll do it cuz then it won’t matter if I die after I kill the dragon I forgot we have this um guess I should probably Farm some bamboo you know there we

Go I mean all I really need is sticks my house is a little crowded I might need to kick some of these people out come on everything’s going great I I’m going to die to fall damage to this I can tell just if I walk off and I don’t

Hit this one I’m dying that’s the end there’s no more me we’re gone now are you sure you’re sure you don’t want me to jump in that come on there’s three one two three just say a number you don’t have to tell me to jump you can just say one two or

Three I’ll know what you mean come on you’re allowed to come on come on it’s okay you can be honest with me you want to see it don’t you okay second we get a bow I’m murdering the Golem he’s getting shot come on come on we got to jump in the

Pit come on we need to we need to I mean I’m definitely doing it at the beginning of the Run but like come on I I even have enough iron to make a water bucket so I don’t even need to hit the precise clip I can just MLG from

Anywhere I mean I’d die if I was on half a heart or not it doesn’t matter that’s normal I got a Discord notification I’m getting invited to fortnite no I got to beat Minecraft all right so we have our weapon of choice and now all we need is diamonds and then we

Can go back to the Nether and get back to where we were I probably do oh well never mind well never mind okay well I have a brilliant idea that we have to do we have to we need to we’re going to the Nether and we

Don’t even need diamonds cuz I have seen the most beautiful thing so what are we going to make with this iron a bucket and now we MLG let’s go let’s grab water we’re MLG in we’re doing it let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go we’re MLG in we’re MLG in let’s go

Hold on no I’m not mg I’m not mlan you didn’t ask me to but if you did ask me to I would not decline you okay now how do you make a portal using this I forgot I think you um I don’t even have a stone pickaxe a I

Don’t even have a wood pickaxe I haven’t made any there we Go we’re going to the nether already what do we need stop personal space buddy personal [Applause] space there we go now is playing near lava a good idea not in the slightest am I going to do it anyway of course I need more Cobble actually we probably just use

Dirt let’s go let’s go let’s go okay so we do this then we do um uh I think that then there wasn’t lava no hold on I don’t think I did this right yeah I don’t think I did this right at all SI ammo you clutch let’s go let’s go

Let’s go let’s go let’s go we can go to the nether already we can go to the nether already let’s go I need one more Flint I grabbed two for the Fletching table but I need more let’s go we can do it we can do it perfect perfect it’s perfect let’s go best Attempt I mean this isn’t going to work at all because I don’t have any blocks so I can’t do the good strategy that helped me not die unless I spawn in a warped Forest then I’ll be fine I’m going to fill the rest of this lava in because I do not trust

Myself to not die there we go there we go first try it was meant to be it was meant to be now we go hold on hold on hold on there we go there we go let’s go nether already I’m scared I’m leaving I heard a

Ghast you know what on second thought I will not do this and instead I will decide to get diamonds yeah this is the kind of thing that I die to fall damage to just like random holes in the earth like tectonic plates splitting and then I just get caught in the

Crossfire it’s so mean I can’t believe tectonic plates would do that they’re so inconsiderate okay what does a weapon snith need again probably a smithing table I need two more iron I need one more iron where’s another Golem come here oh I’m going to have to go mining

On I of course I do why wouldn’t I you no that’s a farmer okay well I got to go down in the pit of death sick clutch I may not have a brain gentlemen but I have an idea I is there no iron in here come on

Like come on I want an excuse to jump in this pit so bad please give me one please generate iron if there’s iron it was meant to be we were meant to be best friends that is copper why is there only copper and coal that is glow like and I got baited again

Again uh please like please say yes please I want to come on that guy named a it’s your decision come on you know you want to see it you know you want me to I need iron and you need entertainment come on let’s go like we agreed this is the attempt

I’m winning you know I’m going to make it you know I’m going to come on we can do it it’s all up to you nerd Bruh Bruh can’t believe you said no you’re not even capitalizing it anymore it’s not even like screaming it’s just a command now just like no stop it fine

Fine we’ll mine for diamonds like a nerd is it raining let’s go it doesn’t rain in savanas it looks weird to just see only half of the rain it isn’t a thunderstorm so at least we’re safe from mobs we don’t have any coal so it’s going to get very

Dark uh you know where I did see some coal in that uh giant pit that I should definitely jump in the second I find coal I will give you guys a torch I can see I can see perfectly fine in this I don’t know why I don’t know why the gamma is so

Weird I don’t know why you guys are completely blind but I’ll give you some of my S tier comments to keep you entertained let’s go come on coal please come on coal I have a stack of cobblestone that is copper that is not coal come on which one of you left

It was fisherman plays that traitor maybe I don’t know come on come on please please I got it is there really no light come on no oh was him okay well you’re going to tell me it’s okay to jump in the pit right come on you need to be able to see

And there is coal in the giant pit so The Logical conclusion is instead of placing the water and gently going down I jump into the pit full force and then catch myself with a water bucket why can’t believe you both are such [Applause] nerds why are you guys so against me

Jumping in the pit come on it would be funny fine oh let’s go you gave me the go ahead [ __ ] I didn’t even make it to the pit I didn’t even make it I can’t believe you’ve done this to me this this was you this was

You I knew it would happen I knew I would die to fall damage again I knew I would I know it I knew it I knew I I knew I would stop it no no Skull emoji no Skull emoji no no stop it okay he told me to jump in the pit brh

Brh no no Skull emoji you both did it stop it no what you both did it you both did it you both the skull emoji I can’t believe you would do this yeah that guy named a I maybe you were on to something with not jumping into the

Pit just maybe you know I have um a small suspicion that jumping into the pit might have been a bad idea I’m still not entirely sure yet cuz I didn’t actually get a jump in the pit uh I probably would have clutched I probably would have clutched uh I definitely would have clutched

Actually I can’t believe fisherman plays encouraged me to jump into the pit what kind of [ __ ] what kind of idiot what kind of dummy would jump into the pit it’s like what kind of dumbass would jump into the pit on hardcore who would do such a thing who would do such a

Thing who would do such a thing you ah nope no I may be dumb but I’m not that dumb broh I can’t believe I can’t believe but I fell in a bit yeah I’m probably going to stream this tomorrow why not I got nothing better to do I got to beat this

You know what I’m just going to like find a village that’s my goal just find a village on this attempt and then just tomorrow I’ll pick it up this is some weird generation I kind of like it I iron let’s go I need to grab that let’s go gravel I need three pieces

Yeah all I knew I would die to fall damage too and I called it before I saw the big pit I knew it so sad though like why like I don’t really care too much about losing that attempt it’s like I’m just going to find another Village and then I’m just going

To do the same thing again preferably without the death until I get lucky enough to actually make it into The Nether and collect pearls again but like I I’m still bitter about the Warped Forest attempt cuz I actually had seven pearls things were looking good but like what do you mean make a

Shield that would be unfair to the Enderman I can’t do that to them I mean I would make a shield but unfortunately iron is like my hardest resource to get like I kid you not I had more diamonds than iron in that run I mean maybe maybe not I had like 12 iron

Throughout the run and I had eight diamonds I found a singular Diamond vein and it was an eight vein cuz why wouldn’t it be and I only found like three singular pieces of why like why iron is in such short quantities man make a shoe what

Like I only have two pieces and like hell half the iron came from the Golem I got like four pieces from mining I even thought about mining up at a higher level just so I could find more iron I mean this is a nice location to just grab stuff at

Give me more iron come on there’s got to be more there’s got to be more where where’s the iron please come on really there’s no iron really why why is iron so rare BR I’m not going to die to fall damage two runs in a row would I nah come

On you know I’ll go to a village eventually that’s definitely where I’m going to just stop the stream I’ve done too much man we got to pace myself maybe I’ll go 3 hours okay okay today is probably got like two more minutes before it’s night I’m just going to try to get a

Bed please we’ll do it okay now night is no longer a problem there we go we’re good we’re good good we’re doing fine we’re doing fine besides in terms of iron like I only have two can’t believe you through that run fisherman plays can’t believe you it was all

You I’m telling you if you didn’t say I could jump into the pit then I wouldn’t have died of fall damage yes thank you you that guy named AA you’re my best viewer thank you so much you’re the one that tried to stop me from jumping into the

Pit I’m going to make an axe come here come here come here there we go okay I’m going to keep streaming until I either die on this run or get a diamond pickaxe yo more iron let’s go okay I need to make a bed real quick that

Is where’s my cursor God damn I want to fix the cursor bug would either of you happen to know how to get my my cursor back it’s just gone it’s like I can select stuff but doesn’t appear we’re going east is there anything good if there’s a

Sunken ship I got to go for it I got to go for it I need to more Dolphins there will be a village somewhere Villages are kind of common okay well I didn’t think there’d actually be sunk in Ruins but now I kind of got to man like I agreed to it’s an

Obligation I have decided that going to the sunken ruins is you know kind of a bad idea and that I’m not going to if he had a trident I would have died I mean those things would two shot me anyway even if I wasn’t path heart CH zombies are so annoying trient aren’t

Even that good it’s just like Riptide is something you want let’s go now we find a village here yeah um dying to a Sweet Berry bush would probably be the worst thing that could happen like dying to Sweet berries I have never died to Sweet berries and I don’t plan on starting it

Today okay wolves those could be good if I had bones wolves might be nice I mean do you don’t you have to get hit for them to actually attack whatever you want them to kill or at least Hit It First actually that might be the method to deal with

Blazes I mean I don’t think I’ve even reached the halfway point of one of these runs maybe barely cuz the progression goes find a village get iron get diamond tools go to the nether get ender pearls get blaze rods find the stronghold die to silverfish

Cry do it again but instead of dying to silverfish you kill the dragon I mean that’ probably be what you want to do I mean my method for dealing with a dragon is just bow spam that’s the only thing I feel like I really could do

Against the dragon I mean that or either just make a creeper Farm real quick get some TNT and then just bomb him I feel like that’s the only other thing I could do just make TNT then bomb him that’s it let’s go Food oh that’s the Strat we get get 7,000 wolves take them to the end and then they kill the dragon for me that’s doable no Village yet okay cuz Okay theoretically speaking I could craft a smithing table and then trade sticks Until I get enough emeralds to buy diamond tools cuz I mean villagers are blatantly overpowered they’re very good and it’s cuz Villages are supposed to be rare but they aren’t I mean I’ll just find one and I might need to make multiple Fletchers just so it’s

Quicker cuz I don’t feel like mining for diamonds and I know if I do mine I’m not going to get much iron or anything else useful anyways I mean besides maybe coal but I have 39 so we’re pretty good on this Run it’s 1238 EST okay thank you for the good luck uh I’ll stream tomorrow maybe around like I don’t know three four ooh Pillager Outpost let’s go I’m going to do something stupid you better tell me to not now before you go to sleep yes or no come on you can be

Honest come on please there’s an iron golem there’s literally free Iron you know fine fine you just Spam chat there’s so much of a delay on the stream so I’m just now seeing you spam chat you know I’m either going to go until like I don’t know whenever the hour evens out so

10 yeah yeah I want the Iron Golem though cuz it’s just free Iron but like okay if I run fast enough the pillagers won’t be able to hit me come on there’s literally a free chest yeah no it’s a bad idea I’m not I’m going to gather some wood for now I

Mean I’m going to need a ton of sticks so I need to ton of logs okay if I run over and free the Iron Golem then he’ll kill all the pillagers for me and then I can just loot it and if he dies then I can pick up the

Iron I mean I could make a shield I don’t know why I’m making this plan cuz I know that I’m not going to risk it but like come on it’s such a good idea we could get so much free loot there could be like an XP bottle in

There and XP is the only need is the only resource I need to win it’s the only resource I need to win diamonds those are for Nerds I’m really hoping I spawn in a nether waste when I actually get to the nether oh no no damn it hold up no my steak is gone my steak is left no I can’t get my stick no please no no no no oh he took where this di

Okay okay you know what fine you win I’ll make a shield like you asked you said to make a shield I’m doing it and we’re gone you know I will listen to you for once and not do something stupid and leave I mean unless yes you want me to

Go in the Pillager Outpost I mean like if you asked me to I wouldn’t particularly like deine cuz like it’s fine we could get a crossbow I mean like if you wanted me to I would like you just got to ask no okay I mean I mean all right we’re going we’

Decided it if I die here I’m logging off okay Google coin flip you want me to Google a coin flip you want me to Google a coin flip you do it you do it if it’s Tails I raid the Pillager Outpost if it’s heads then I leave you do it I will trust

You if it’s Tails we’re raiding it unless I’d out a fall damage first I’m just now seeing the stream catch up take so so long I’m going to be running under this tree for ages you haven’t even answered yet that was Tails let’s go on we hide among the

Horses we go we move we that was a I never seen a before even in my hardcore World damn it uh I’ve I saw the first heads you typed and immediately started running but because of the delay you still think I’m going to do it so I just see you

Spamming heads in chat and it’s so funny oh a cherry Forest okay okay progress progress can’t believe we didn’t raid the Pillager Outpost I could have done it too like I even made an axe in preparation 13 more minutes or until I die you know whichever one happens first I’m just

Going to watch One Piece if I do like all right sweet dreams we’ll be out of tomorrow again you too have a great [Applause] night Village let’s go let’s go okay perfect and we didn’t even die on our way down the cliff perfect yep then I’m just going to do

The repetitive Village stuff for 12 minutes and then log off unless we get the iron Golem on a lead then we bring him all the way to the Pillager Outpost hear me out I mean I’ll take bookshelves I’ll take them I don’t think I’m going to get good

Enchants but if I do that would be great oh oh yo two flint in a row I mean not in a row but two flint in a short window a time that does not roll off the tongue as well leather pants this is a leather worker’s house isn’t it it

Is why are you a leather worker Your Existence is sad uh unless I have um a leather worker viewer of course then your existence is cool Okay so this makes Fletching table now here’s what we do we break every single workstation besides the ones that I want people to

Get that is a safety hazard if I die to fall damage to that of all things it’s like come on nope you don’t have a good trade he doesn’t get rights yet he doesn’t have a good trade actually I need the LEC turns come on on unemployed People Unite let’s go I

Need all you come on unemployed people come here come on sleep easy now smithing tables are for weapon Smiths right if they’re not I’m going to look really dumb no you still don’t have the good trade please your life does one thing and it’s sell me arrows and buy dirt cheap

Sticks it might not be the existence you want but you know what you live in my house so what’s the existence you get H come on okay you know what unemployed kid come here do I need to bait him with something I’ll bait him with the brewing stand you get your

Job do you want to what do you do another fler there’s a table already here he’s a cleric he got a job how did get it go take my employment offering come on I’m not going to sleep until you take your job get it do it it’s not that

Hard you guys can have beds I’ll consider giving you rights come on take it oh that guy wants us to job doesn’t he there we go two Smith let’s go tool Smith you are not the right Fletcher no no there we go let’s go we’re four subscribers in the green today that’s good

You you sell garbage and you should feel bad don’t give me that look don’t speak until spoken to [Applause] oh no uh hello Iron Golem ignore me I’m not not doing anything with malicious intent I’m not getting mandatory volunteers no idea what you’re talking

About one of you get a job or I’m going to commit genocide nice job Fletching come on it’s not that hard go fisherman plays that guy named AA there was Chad monkey which said death equal View I don’t know if I should accept him as one of my

Viewers that it’s kind of rude you know just make fun of my death you serve no purpose in my household and I’m going to get rid of you God damn I need to get rid of the Golem I can’t do anything with him breathing down my neck well it’ll be a task for

Tomorrow cuz it is 10 and I am not going to sleep but I’ve been playing Minecraft for 3 hours almost 2 hours 43 minutes it’s like 17 minutes away that’s not even a lot I’ll resume tomorrow