Surviving the Shizocraft: Ep. 1

All right found the you like our you like our friend where did this guy come from hey don’t hit him hey what you doing I can’t hit him anyways the [ __ ] do not break the [ __ ] iron bars why is he here bro he came he wanted to be here and guess what

Happened who who’s that your uh how do you oh Ryan you watching my stream is his freaking AR soulmate i n brought him I don’t know what you mean it was it was a Joint Force it’s an’s body bro no we went to the

Nether n you know where a b is yeah key yeah you’re wife all right what are we doing today I know Ryan’s making the thingy Mig what thingy Mig I right now giving up on Minecraft uh I’m in a depressed stage of my life I need a

Therapist oh I got a therapist for you follow me sir oh no let me put my stuff up first I might jump can I can I can give me AIT are you still at the the tower no I’m I’m at I’m at my house hey there are

A hell of freaking mobs in the water Cobo deep slate whatever honestly I don’t even care how it looks just give me a crap to deep slate I’m a y’all made a big mistake making it down under water what holy [ __ ] there are so many mobs inside

I’m where’s all that glow stone we can do that yeah hold up I’m going to go R I’m going get Ry his deep slate what chest is it in all right Ryan I’m bringing you n’s whole stash I like the stash oh you’re already here oh come here you got a full diamond

Armor who Anique Anique I I need been mining for a minute I don’t even have freaking full leather armor are you dropping me your trash you bum you want some Lea it’s in my chest no I need iron my this man is trying to give me leather what the [ __ ] are you

On oh I just picked up a lot of trash yep what you there’s 6 what are you talking about Ms bro there’s no mobs in this thing why you tripping inside inside where oh why the [ __ ] are you putting trash here there’s not

Red or I’m oh I need wood also can I get a crap ton of wood oh I’m oh n [ __ ] take this too take this too here I don’t have wood the wood you’re going to have to mine we ran out of that [ __ ] oh I I need I need to make trap

Door I need like I need make like a stack of trap doors no hey Ryan we’ll provide you with wood we have I we have to give him wood he’s making the M for us Mak oh that would be nice it’s not that one that one we got

To break down the one near not you can see the other one in the distance further away from it but how you going to make a off what how you going to make it make it come on man simple you just make it yeah don’t question me bro me still have to make

The oh my God there’s so many mobs spawn here Ryan does it matter what color the trap doors are what you say no just got to be trap door the M Farm looks ugly as [ __ ] I’m using three different type of calling me hello yo are yall still

Playing yep all right how long are you going to play so I have a very long time 4:00 in the morning 4:00 in the morning okay that’s too late but I’m going get on all right dude I just finished my work tell him he’s gay took

So Don’t Say ni I still told you you’re gay no what I still said you’re gay why I don’t know you just said you’re gay you’re bat he’s gay I see tell you you’re gay yeah I can hear you own speaker he called you fat he called you

Fat he also called you fat what streaming what his definition of fat he said what’s the definition of fat according to you like female tits like Ryan like can we say this like female TTS what when you ask like what type of fat like female breast actually I need I need a trap

Now R what how many um 1 2 3 4 5 6 streaming out we’re all streaming all right 12 a stack okay a stack of trap doors crazy all right I’ll see all right all right as soon as a Rob gets on tell that we’re going to start a podcast

Again does anyone have dark oak let’s go start mining uh on let oh poor I’m break can I break the one in by your house in your house no I’ve already shot it that’s gay do you see me breaking your house hey I’ll replant It I just need the wood bro dude I’m so tired how are you Tired I now all right everyone tell Rob fortnite was still good and needs to play it oh I’m going to Lo start tomorrow by the way why uh to do my meeting and to get freaking pick classes you’re doing the meeting this late yeah I didn’t I didn’t feel like

Doing it now I’m like might as well do it wait was did did adcu tell you to do the me a meeting yeah your teacher made you do do she is she not taking it for a grade or something they are she is prob but yeah have the whole

Semester yeah she said I have like one thing she said like oh you can turn it like as late as you want whatever my te is gay bro he [ __ ] had a do date for that [ __ ] is he actually gay no okay good cuz if you had G I would feel bad

For you I’m not commenting on that all right about to come after your ass or something no YouTube about to come after my ass why’ you call people gay Shadow why’ you call people gay huh you know I’m talking to you Shadow I don’t know what you’re talking about

Bro all right R I’m bringing your stack of logs I mean stack of trapo what yeah I want to but I can’t I I was thinking 24 right as right now I’m just going to the apartment gym because I can’t find any other good place Al Tuesday’s leg

Day I mean Tuesday’s push day right uh I’m Ching up the thing I like Fitness it seems like nice and everything I just don’t want to pay that much for a shitty gym compar to $30 don’t you don’t don’t you get to bring three people yeah it’s 10 bucks

Each you do realize that right I yeah but like it’s not close to pickle ball or anything like that what do you mean close to pickle ball it’s not close to a pickleball court like I’m trying to find a gym that has like a court nearby or a

Court inside and a pool that’s going to be hard a pool would be insane just to do [ __ ] cardio in general exactly but like the problem is that it’s hard to find I mean if you want to go swimming like I know it’s going to be a lot just

Go to the window by our home or your home and use that no the one by my home is shitty and what ours it’s all right like I know it takes a bit to geta was so much better yeah um Ryan here’s a stack I mean 12 um more actually you

Know what here take all of this in case you need something else too here there’s another stack and a half uh he’s by the Trap keep it for now over there cuz we need it yeah I a’t going there all right I’m I’m a ni I’m going mine trees for a bit with

You for how long do you want to mine trees for I just tore down one tree is that all you’re doing yep I got stack in a half did you do the jungle yeah and I I’m growing it back all right dud an I’m saying let’s try

La la I’m fine with with it if I don’t like it I’ll leave it I’ll try it if I don’t like it I’ll just leave it you’re also going to have to put down P so yeah or we put it down CLA it for Planet Too for some reason yeah it was only

$1 BR isn’t it one person pays and then you bring two people for free yeah so it’s basically 10 10 are you going to the gym tomorrow tomorrow yeah I’m going to go right after L yeah all right how want the lone all right you can check it out

Tomorrow it’s literally right in front of the counselors matters on which one he goes to Tom right yeah yeah yeah right C how do who whoever mind these trees in the [ __ ] [ __ ] hm they have a gym and everything I mean they have like a basketball court and

Everything but it’s just [ __ ] their basketball court they have a basketball team you know that who who’s in the Nerds hm who’s in the thing nerds you guys can join I’m good you can get scholarship had Cricket I would have joined yeah wish wait another two decades or two

Centuries no they are bringing uh uh cricket into the Olympics and you want to find another cave to go into yeah all right I said what are you doing uh I’m just taking care of the farm being the breed breeding getting food all right you want a strip M Nick

Or do you want to no just cave all right um uh do any of y have sand Ron you left the diamond still in that place right right for sand you have to go to um the you’re muted by the way Ryan if you’re talking oh yeah oh thank you for reminding

Me you left him in the cave still yeah get to the cave all right as soon as I get as soon as I get one type of Fortune I will Unbreaking three Unbreaking one are you kidding me right now um what about you okay Something wa so what are we doing about the gym shoot M when do you want to start going uh let’s start going after can’t you take a guest pass for like a day yeah yeah we can we can do that so you want to go Monday uh not Monday

Tuesday I got school on Tuesday so I’m going to come back late you want to do it Sunday Sunday what Sunday Sunday is the oh yeah oh no I have live Sunday [ __ ] you go after life though but I should after like 12 all right after life

Then we’ll tell you guest pass if we like it we won’t start that day we’ll start on the 16th because the entire week will be busy with Kush and [ __ ] no Kush is this week no it’s not not this week like this weekend and just till Tuesday oh and the thing oh

[ __ ] and Wednesday what wnes Wednesday no I thought it was Tuesday it’s Wednesday I’m looking at calendar oh okay never mind Wednesday and then there’s Talis on Friday and then Saturday is the game night Saturday is the 16th yep is that game night or game morning game night game night yeah yeah

Game night all yeah and then then yeah I said we saw on the 16 I’m also the new plan is uh so it’s chest and back mhm legs my favorite day my least favorite day and then uh it’s uh shoulders mhm biceps and triceps armor go mhm right now I only

Chest very lucky oh you do cardio at home never I you guys AR doing it over there but the same time it’s going to be like my parents are think of getting a treadmill I know oh you know the um what do you call it the 16th the game night

Me and Rob we have to make a um f no we have to make uh what you call it an escape room oh hey Dad hey let’s meet up and make the escape room that would be so fun isn’t the game that team leads huh no no

We’re just taking credit for for the regionals but other than that game night the entire jamat is participating in game night so RC gets one student council gets one management gets one um secondary RC gets one oh yall doing student council for uh game night

Yeah all right for a cave you make sure no kids are happen coming right yeah according to Rob he’s not going to be there 16 or just ask him when he gets on what the all right are we going to a cave or no yeah we

Can right I only need to get four more levels and I can get Fortune two on something run and then we can get not hell diamonds but some diamonds at least do you save the levels when you use it or is it gone like like you know how in

The enchantment table it says you need to get level 30 that’s just level 30 no it’s just level 30 to unlock it and it’ll only use like three levels it’ll only take away like three levels or two levels you’re going to be our little minion huh you’re going to be our minion

Every time we find diamonds we’ll let you pick it uh R Ryan has diamonds in the strip mine but I’m I’m waiting for uh Fortune 2 which or or technically fortune 3 but I’m not going to wait that long unless Ryan finishes the mob farm by

Then Ryan how long do you need for the mob farm um you know what we can do we watching a video we can tear down the [ __ ] one you want to do that right now yes let’s go do that cuz I mean you have SC scaff what the hell is

Cing Ladder bamboo stuff that we make oh yeah I don’t know that’s I was asking about last time you know we have string we have bamboo we’ll make some all right um I made a stack is that enough R how high is oh I made two stacks on accident oh I need

Here oh wa we can both go up oh going run this toight yep all right let’s go I two stack stone okay I got three stone pickaxes which oh [ __ ] I only have one right yeah I just made another yeah I only have two but yeah should be hello

Rob we’re deciding to restart this podcast with a new name you in hey we got a br go watch uh an or AMO stream everything that I said was not mine it is from an’s no he said it pre um pre-recording where do all these cows

Come from someone left the gate open no way yeah no no no this is new Bro who was here last me but I don’t use the thing I use carpet hey how’ you how’ you get them all in wheat if you hold wheat they run to you cuz they want go

Inside I need just kill the other one I kill those two all right now let’s feed these bastards oh you want to come in here you’re you’re working on the farm right yeah um you’re going have to probably redo it because the cows know they ran yeah they ran like it was

Open completely so they just ran into put it in the the dirt the dirt is like messed up no he’s not talking about the cow Farm he’s talking about the actual farm farm oh okay I was about to say yeah yeah that’s all right um Anique let’s go up hold

Up I’m going go all the way to the top and just start coming down from there oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] these yellow tree these freaking pink trees need to be like exterminated exactly gas chambered and everything is that high enough I think that’s high enough Rob talking or is he okay no he

Did or you’re not you’re not going to be here on the 16th right okay yeah I guess he will be there cuz we have the we have the room the the freaking Saturday oh 6:30 hey I think this m part this m part might be a fail

Why I don’t know what’s going on with the water the trap door but the trap doors are not the water run uh how the [ __ ] is wrong with you and the next one are like super stupid like like trap doors and stuff R are you streaming this oh yeah hold up am I

Streaming I swear oh I am yeah okay hold up um an are you here I’m at my home I’ll come back I’m half way at my Rob’s house all right Just come to the very top after you get your stuff and then start mining I’m going to check out Ryan’s stream to see what the hell you like my cow farm so far do what farm my C F Ryan what are you talking about like you see like the

Okay here I’ll show you Ry you’re not supposed to put those there you’re no no you’re you’re supposed to put the water at the back wall no okay um that wall but on the bottom uh how do you make shears iron and Ryan you’re not supposed

To put trap doors on the bottom part my house and just grab one send me the video Ryan it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s a short so you going to have to like or show short you know more think about our Generations [ __ ] we went from watching 30 minute videos to having attention

Spans of 4 seconds you think you think that’s [ __ ] we got to freaking ask for what G are you oh yeah imagine that imagine being uh known as Zur what the [ __ ] is Zur yeah Ry you’re not supposed to put the trap door on the uh bottom layer only the

Top yeah this guy the one you’re watching doesn’t even show it correctly but the only reason I know that ran use your axe what the hell are you doing we used to have Wonder Woman now we got to we got to wonder if she is I saw that one me too you saw that one right yeah g right that should do and then Ryan test the water oh I no you’re not done yet Ione when I mean when you going to get aut cuz I might go Friday me and anque I’m going tomorrow

Bro cuz I’m not for sure if I want to get a can somebody can y’all give me like some water I don’t [ __ ] know if I want to grow my ha like Ryan do you have two buckets no one it’s bucket I give me

And now look I don’t I I don’t have my water we back or use the use the Waterway come back and make a or make an infinite uh thing water make a INF make an infinite water source up there and then you’re going have to remove it eventually but

Or does the Rob know how you got fired uh yeah all right explain it to me cuz uh Amo is refusing to tell me how you got fired to Lazy B you’re literally speaking Yeah I’m too lazy to you know oh hell no there people here

Why don’t you just go to the ocean God D there’s so many zombie villagers what the [ __ ] I’m come here hold up all right wait stop don’t do that one don’t do that one do this one why so whenever we come up with the little this thing scaffoldings we just do this just

Go down one and then do the other ones too and I’m dead he fell in the M Farm I fell out the he became the mob passion y having fun breaking down oh the most boring gaml ever I know right is a [ __ ] I thought when yours broke mine

Broke my our broke at the same time no when I thought when yours broke I heard it I thought mine bro I thought it was breaking with my hand this whole time what happened like look at like look up are you trying to just jump and then put it

Where is he at your home do you need help oh [ __ ] I need to look up I forgot that one piece no okay that one’s done so now we start with this one where the hell is the a [ __ ] tell me you mind all the bottom

Part hey how fun up there huh by yourself have about this I N I also dropped all the scaffolding so all right I damn the cow Farm is living bro all right I think you can suffer up there I ain’t coming up what’s suffering yeah this little block is just

Going to stay there by just build up one I’m good this guy it’s too much work all right I pick now pick it up minions all right now what are we doing Place yeah a little fire yeah the dark oak do look nice to it this is the most weird house I’ve

Ever seen it’s made on pink brown and stone oh you talking about mine yeah this is weird oh [ __ ] your roof is not even like textured Stone it’s just Stone yeah you just put Stone you should put textured like Ryan didn’t put textur like you did he just put

Stone no I don’t feel like doing that that’s too much work yeah just a little upgrade at least change like do the roof a little bit better you know how girls get upgrades oh my God what we didn’t say anything bad did we no we’re just saying you should get your house

Upgraded hey ni we’re kind of running on a charcoal bro H oh yeah skill issue skill issue oh this bastard that has some in his home doesn’t he nope I literally see it I took a stack in my hand yeah that was just magic I prer magic you gave me this

Stack no it’s just yeah it’s just the magic Rob we got 44 more glow stone bricks Bri like blocks as in he’s bricked up for your mom I’m going to make a farm in my home I need some food actually no we have cow now I’m kind of stuck how stuck in your

Mom okay so did I re water everything yep want make this into a farm freak it no I didn’t get all matter all right you walk in path way all right let’s go get some wood all right I’ll join you in a bit we are currently in a wood Cris crisis

CH first it was Tupa no no chapula chap not the chapula should have brought a crafting table all right um what I need a hole I might need some wood D personally I would not take that do do we not have any more dark oak I know what to do no hey what right here I’m breaking the stubby part so it looks better I don’t know what you mean I’m making I’m making your tree look taller instead of

Fatter bro half your tree half your house has a tree in it mhm you bro Hey where’s my water book oh yeah Ryan is Ryan are you done with it uh no um I needed to get I need a way to get down does anyone have another water bucket that I can use

Nick no what happened to all the iron we smelted is it in here maybe I do you just going have to check are you holding all the iron I’m not holding iron you have three nope all right I think I’m using your three for a water bucket we’ll get more

Later what happened to the other water bucket what other water bucket Ryan has it that’s why yeah I made another one we have now we have four how do we have four yeah ail had one I had one you had one I L asked does anyone have one another

Made another one did somebody make a lava bucket so we can make um trash trash Yeah why is this man raising sheep what the hell is this kid doing see in his home not even like on his own little fence in his home that’s C see how do you know they’re black huh I can see Ni huh I think it just spawned there

No it might be one of the cows That Got Away didn’t you kill them all no only the two that didn’t go inside hold on maybe ba ba black sheep have you ever seen where’s the water um do you have glow stone let’s Place some more glow stone

Down uh yeah give me a Second uh any if you want to grab them before I do uh they’re in one of the chests up there you’re still here bro yeah not you I was zombie oh right Rob doesn’t know about him come to my home there’s a visitor okay I thought it was about hell

Nope I mean it’s a new person that was taking a tour but I won’t tell you where he is I mean he’s in my home but you’ll see where he is pretty soon he was we’ve already passed them and I might have waited to you for

You to go good distance away before I told you but who knows you just won’t Pillager it took some Blood Sweat and Tears to make that dude go in there mainly blood main blood and nck blood huh hold up uh I think I’m stealing some of your

Carrots I think I [ __ ] up how’ you [ __ ] up uh I think I [ __ ] up with the the block placement so now you trying be him if anything we do that we do the super complicated one the AFK wa what did you mess up what do you in Block

Placement uh come here you’ll figure out what I mean what happened just explain it to him so he doesn’t have to go there it’s it’s best it’s huh what it that’s in the middle oh I wasn’t even counting that this part I was just counting these three bro I’m that short I I’m

That I’m that short that I posted like at 10:00 is already at 130 what short did you make the new channel and I’m at 8 subscribers yeah let’s go New Passion not even doing me literally chat gbt yeah if I get to look at numbers all right I finish my farm if

That new channel makes more subs then swear to God if that thing passes mine I’m going be pissed just do it make it I need I need to do [ __ ] new I need to do some like funny stupid sh shorts but we do especially in fortnite we don’t do

Anything sweat I mean I don’t I know y’all do but huh yeah oh rob you know what level niik is in fortnite 101 he was on till 6:00 a.m. yesterday and as soon as it started and he played all day say I did it I don’t say that word

Bro say say he he’s 101 say level say you promise on um your mom’s life that I played you played today yeah you you played no basically Ry me and Ryan bought levels Ryan didn’t buy levels they had so him and Ryan have bought games online right and when you

Buy games online you get points from ps+ and PS4 and you can use that P those points to get a gift cards and they had enough to get like [ __ ] 5,000 v-bucks or some [ __ ] how much all right how many vucks do you have 40 4,000

Yeah he has 4,000 v-bucks I need c enough v-bucks to buy the battle pass and level himself all the way to 101 and remember each level cost 150 level I mean v-bucks oh Anique here uh I’m going to drop you half of the glow stones wait so you say you had you had

You had the ocean yeah just go swimming around and dark spots Ry me a b dud come on now you can’t you have to buy like yeah when you gift you have to actually pay like what the money not the v-buck version what that’s kind of gay wait

What you can’t just gift it nope you have to give you have to actually pay like n bucks yeah I did all these calculations so me and Rob could have free battle Pass forever and I realize you can’t you could still do free battle Pass forever you just got to get it one

Time and oh yeah this around this battle PASS gives you 1,500 v-bucks if you get to level if you Max it out max out is level 100 this time because it’s not yeah but it’s also easier to get XP because of how many challenges they’re giving

You yeah the season ends on March 8 yeah so still season ends at March 8 yep we got I got to delete this game until March 8 then know right huh you not you don’t like it f what I’m only playing this when the OG comes out I’m done with forite I’m only

Waiting for Lego Lego is December 7th I said no you’re waiting till December 7th December 5th’s about to come up AKA GTA 6 release g GTA 6 trailer tomorrow yep oh yeah technically yeah we all better get on to watch that [ __ ] dude together I’m streaming it’s it’s it’s at 9 in the

Morning so we’ll get on 9: in the morning it’s 10: 10 no no that’s 10 Eastern that’s 10 e what you what time it is we’re get on God it’s 9 eastern time which is 10 for us no Eastern is an hour ahead so we’re hour behind Eastern yeah Eastern is an hour

Ahead because literally East comes first the Sun the [ __ ] California okay so New York and California have a 2hour difference and we have Chicago we have one hour differ Chicago Chicago Chicago all right I we lit up the thing more I don’t know if it’s going to work perfectly

But Ryan what did you mess up over there come here follow me is it like too low no you’ll see what I mean dude I need we made this farm so [ __ ] big dude what the [ __ ] man but y put it in so many levels so if you you

Have to watch how you go down cuz if you break it [ __ ] hell no I just carry a hole I if I break it I break it back just keep a hole in one of the chest an extra one so yeah it is there what did you

Misplace uh you see all that water uh-huh okay follow me how’s there water down here wait hold up Anique do you saw the scaffolding it’s in the chest where I am not at all right I’m going go back for scaffolding the main chest no chance I’m climbing up

There actually you want you’re already up I’m going back never mind you ain’t up you [Laughter] down heyo bring some scaffolding back from CH by coming here more than half of my inventory is just seeds good actually Ry I’m grabbing some of your levels because I needed to level get level

30 who killed all the cows what do you mean who killed all the cows all the cows literally left they went flee huh what do you mean all the cows no they’re not are you how far are you at the farm yes there no I had we had way more

Babies yeah who killed the adult Anique yeah I did I left it this guy doesn’t answer bro yeah I know right he’s just sitting there waiting for someone else to give an answer where did all the food go he took him bro have you seen his chest bro he don’t

Get he don’t share No More yeah whereing in the main chest yeah not his chest his chest are not sharable if the viewers don’t know I ni said he’s not sharing with us now anymore ahuh all s diamond stuff so I gave my diamond stuff and N are you mining bro I gave

Five of my diamonds away all my diamonds have been into the main chest right I mean no I got the scaffolding oh let’s go who’s hitting me yeah there’s this one let me hey relax relax hey you didn’t know I was there until now I’m going set you watch this

One watch this bro this [ __ ] looks complicated as freak it’s called easy nice is it an actual video or is an it’s an actual video it’s not a short it’s an actual all right we’ll go up to yours and check what the problem is did you not make it

Far enough away so the water is just coming down um maybe bro so that means got take that’s why I told you to test it test one of the parts did you not test it I did and then it was working and I put water on every single corner and then it just

Flooded nope so it’s flooding all right let’s go up there let’s check this out put the scaffolding give me the scaffolding I I don’t know maybe checking my yes we’ll go from here yeah I’m going to I’ll grab the water yo the farm takes he holy [ __ ] this crap is at

700 what’s at 700 your mom my short that I posted is a 700 hold up I Ryan go down 700 views in how many days Ryan why did you make it so short no mob is going to spawn in here that’s what he said he’s said two blocks up I

What who made this guy right behind his past your go in my chest I’m not bothering to move that [ __ ] guys it’s only Sharon because we’re streaming yep as soon as we’re off stream [ __ ] off give me all my diamonds back my irons we’re going to go place the glow

Stones can you not skip through the shorts yeah you can if if you pause it then you have the skip her what the you how how many blocks is this hold up this a l two block wall he I’m going to W out to my y coming what

Time probably after Ryan when you said two block wall he built it up two blocks and then he put a roof of slab over it I will be there you’ll be there you know you see what I’m trying to say uh Ryan got no school hey did you do your lar [ __ ] you

Something or no he R make sure you don’t fall down the you can literally just ask the counselor for you no he’s going to you Lar I need look L Stars I mean u sounds bad so I think we should stick to lar yep graduate from there YouTube full time they should they

Should have a YouTube course some schools do hey wait which one bro some schools have like a gaming thing you do it’s like a game maer what are you going to do with the gaming major game to game for hours Victory Royale if I get paid for [ __ ] game BR

Easy you know only if our parents supported us with you know gaming hey but again how the hell do we do the water am yeah we have to ex extend it imagine telling your parents I want to make a full living out of Gaming all just show them the paycheck

And then done no without the paycheck hey you ain’t getting anywh then exactly it’s like almost all parents though yeah you’re making unless you’re you know making a couple of sents I’m not making starting off yeah exactly but you’re still making something and you can like still be like

Dud the amount of cuss words and [ __ ] we say the amount of cuss words we say we get like you don’t make money off that crap yeah because he gets demonetized yeah so like you’re just playing with people like uh a you know like okay if I did

The calculation right now right off purely just off views I should have made 20,000 last year huh yeah but because almost every video gets demonetized I made $44 hey so look what you’re costing bro you you cost them $2,000 how do you feel now hey II you must get a paycheck from of

20,000 you’re so now you’re in $20,000 debt but holy crap $20,000 Ryan you can calculate yours too R make how does it work how does how does AD sense even work Ryan makes ads no no no take the amount of views you have currently so go in the about look at the

Views take that number divide it by a th000 multiply it by 5.5 yeah but views but uh it works uh shorts make different amounts of money though think about it so it has to be uh full length videos your shorts don’t get videos views like compared to your videos

Shorts get shorts I’m no money yeah shorts make shorts make 6 cents Max per and how much long big uh big views big big uh big videos are like up to 40 oh we now now we have to move this a block further my gaming CPM I checked it it

Was 20 but on average it’s like around 10 I need could put a down block off all the water I’m in an infinite water source I shot wait here that’s why I’m doing this new video this new channel just block it off cuz we all we uh cuz we screwed up

Our main channels up cuz yeah it’s hard to fix CPM what what’s a c what’s your CPM now on the main Channel yeah 10 all right 10 so like every th000 views I get paid $10 all right all right this one extended out they demonetize a video or like copyright it or something

Then they take almost all of it and you’re left with pennies so it’s like no cussing no like saying like you can’t be saying out of stuff Pock what the [ __ ] no leave the water leave the water a dinosaur there’s a dinosaur hey go to

Sleep go to sleep I just got attacked by a dinosaur what are you talking about bro bro a [ __ ] dinosaur bro the Phantoms oh Phantom oh we can’t sleep right now bro you you look tough luck have fun fighting Phantom because we’re up on 22 blocks all right find the roof huh oh

Y we don’t have a bed I don’t know what you mean oh R we’re going to have to extend all of this out [ __ ] yeah so we got to take everything down hold up first let’s test with on to see how many blocks we have to go out

Idiot if you do the shorts channel that I’m doing right now but what would you even do for what do you mean the shorts Channel I’m the new one the facts yeah we can use that for the podcast dude it’s so easy Ryan you were one block off talk about the facts

Ryan I started one like literally 4 hours ago I’m at 800 views yeah [ __ ] dude it’s like uh it’s I was telling some I told somebody this I said shorts are like glitched right now like YouTube didn’t patch it so if you make a short you get like shitload

Views Ron did you hear what I said yeah I’m coming hey bring pickaxes bring pickaxes okay oh yeah I got the C cookies I forgot hey Ani can you come help me and Ryan with uh the thing I’m sleeping bro there’s no Phantom with us literally we’re in the highest part

On the from there’s no Phantom up here that’s a difficult Journey difficult Journey bro run over here hold up I’m making a journey right now where to here oh my hey oh my God streaming so is he just keep talking bro we can’t hear this Ry this is exactly the reason make $20,000,000

All right that’s one of my shorts thank you Ali I physically cannot go to sleep right now hey Ryan bring some trap doors to we need some extras all right we’re going to extend this out and Anique bring some pickaxes I can lowkey eat your mom right

Now yo you know the The Animal Movie animal right now in the theaters is 3 hours and 21 minutes long and on the uh online version is 3 hours and 49 minutes long where do you find the online version it’s not out yet but whenever it

Comes out it’s going to be extended all right we’ll just watch the online one no that’s not how it works why are we going I need to watch this animal movie bro I need to watch the that sh kind look sick do good ratings better than any it’s better than

No he not let’s go watch animal actually animal’s a big 50 B exactly and Napoleon’s a big 80% was that exactly bro I just started a History Channel I need to he’s going to be recording in the movie is 59% R tomatoes on IM what are you talking about is 6.6 rating

Out of 10 Napoleon yeah that’s 6.6 59% ring Tomatoes oh audience is low 58% all right that’s 58% of people that like it now do animal tomato Town animal doesn’t have rotten uh yeah you know why cuz it’s Garbage oh uh IMDb it’s a 7.5 hey yo n and Ryan where you know what I’m coming back and we’re sleeping you know Audi is 85 audience is 85 I’m coming over 100 and then for the Tomato Meter it’s uh 38% but I have to get [ __ ] monetized you gay

[ __ ] now you’re definely not getting monetized well I you just got put your stream on a video editor scoll r r go back R go back R go back censor all the curses out did you bring pickaxes yep I have 1 2 three 4 5 6 7even 8 9 10 11 12 13

14 why you doing so much I I just went off I just started spamming it’s St daytime already hey YY let’s go Game Dude Ryan did you go Ryan you bring Pi uh trap doors mhm Anique let’s go gaming I’m in GTA right now yeah I don’t feel like

Playing but you’re not doing anything you haven’t done anything I don’t know I don’t feel like playing Minecraft I feel like you know wait R did you bring trap to yeah 64 stack all right do we need anything else do you have building blocks the Cobblestone deep slate oh no it’s I

Dropped it I need to pick that up I forgot to pick up my [ __ ] where is it oh you have it all on you in the mob farm oh no don’t tell me it despawned it despawned crap all my progress tired honestly I completely forgot I had

All my [ __ ] down there got have told me bro there goes my iron armor actually my iron helmet and my boot all right Nick you got more deep SL yeah oh and go all the Deep you do not L have none oh no you

Do no I got some deep slate Ryan do you have slabs no I have nothing oh right because everything despawns [ __ ] and hoes What a bad [ __ ] who you talking bro I have to freaking verify my [ __ ] YouTube account again it’s on the same email how do they not understand this basically I posted too many videos and it said I can’t post anymore like 8 n it’s not bad in one day yeah not [ __ ] one

Day yeah throughout throughout the throughout 3 days I don’t know how much need to H I’m all right I’m bringing some hey have you watched P yeah what the hell are these movies no it’s a show no I’m need to watch it I N you didn’t watch I thought you would at

Least has K Murphy in it right yeah piggy blinders yeah I think you would like it I think you would like it what is it about yeah piggy blinders pigy pigy I [ __ ] part two what’ he say killan Murphy was in uh a quiet place part two you all right Ryan let’s

Go oh that’s WR I’m I’m stuck I’m stuck in the hole oh no I’m going to die hey let’s watch a horror movie how are you stuck who who’s killing you it That I’m this wasn’t hor bro I’m tell you mhm I still watch Hammer dude do have you seen the uh reviews on it Rob oh my God I almost died 1 2 3 4 oh my God Ryan we have to extend it out too yeah I know I’m just setting

This out to see all the water I’m you about to deep slay can you like place it out to see if actually the water doesn’t like flood it all right perfect yeah you only have to go there and one you have to put two you put one here one here yeah but if

One goes the other one will go too like for instance look this and then you got this there it is okay we fixed it yipp is it all where you hit me once yeah thank you I don’t want to eat so you know oh can I my golden boots though I

Need that for the nether thank you sir you took it oh here all right I’ll get started on the outside part and then you just cut or I I I break down all the walls and then you just build wait you guys are tearing it down no we need help over here

That’s we need to sh n okay it’s your little water Farm is here just I can break this part I’ll start I’ll restart from here all right what help do you boys need are you up here no I’m at home this guy asked for help when he’s not even

Here yeah what do you need um we need you to come help me and Ryan just finish this place off yeah I was joking I’m not hoping I’m eating right now you fat Cookie Monster come help us if you could smell these cookies right now &em or chocolate

They didn’t have chocolate ones I tried to find them I think they discontinued they don’t discontinu cookies this guy no yeah I think we all knew that I don’t need to bring anything right nope we just need health finish uh put in the Trap I mean the roof onto this

Place and we have a a two why do you have sheep in your home why we carpet why oh if you need carpet go in my house I have white Hay all right white y white yarn W whatever it is holy [ __ ] dude this thing sugar cane goes fast

Yeah R you’re missing the thing oh no you’re not you misplaced it dude how was I dying from swimming that’s some sped [ __ ] no B I was above my head was above water there it is okay I place all the water we do all this and no mob spawn still

Then that’s then I guess we’re making the second one yeah but further away cuz yeah that’s that second one looks annoying as [ __ ] at least if this one this one spawns a little bit then that’s fine for right now it just has SP some XP we have

To create we have to create a room down there so we can AFK that’s the main thing let do you have anything on you let me go hold up let me hey lowy we need to make the community chest fast we should probably go to sleep since we didn’t

Sleep last time this Phantom thing will kill us I here let me just drop everything I have Ryan I can’t hold all that Ryan just take it down just take it out just jump with it okay let’s go I will see you on the other

Side okay so it does half a heart it takes off half a heart and you just hit them perfect but can you hit the legs um you got to test that come down oh that was one of the things we forgot we said we’re going to make a

Path when we got on today path oh for everyone like on where what path you said make a path to connect homes all right um the place was too steep to enter yours and we all had to take fall damage all right oh my path I thought you were talking about path for

Everyone um Ryan you’re just going to sit down I’m doing the roof right now like you know oh you’re doing the roof I’m stuck in this hole then actually I could just break out you’re stuck in a hole Yeah n if you want a chance to test it and kill Ryan come over

Here he’s stuck in the hole and he the only way to get it is to kill him or I or I just break out with the pickax yeah we’re waiting on you to sleep yeah I ain’t sleeping anytime soon I need finish this roof [ __ ] if you came to

Help we will get killed with Phantoms you’re sleeping inside you ain’t getting killed if anything I’m the one who was going to probably die Phantoms but guess what there are none here I’m feeling a little poopy right now no don’t you dare no no I recommend going to sleep though

Let me finish this roof it’s not going to take long hello what the all right right are you still stuck down There um no I’m not me in college right you going to sit down sit down there is he muted halfway done I’m just saying if any help me when he said he was I’m just saying you’re about to have a poopy time what you a mop Farm that’s what hopefully this

Works on PS5 or technically this is PS4 version is there even a PS5 I mean PS5 version of Minecraft I need stop squeezing bro not 34s of the way done sleep 34s of the way done I go to your [ __ ] hey not this you suffer too then you have a

Better your house right yeah com your house all right well you don’t have a better here is it going to work we’ll see I just got to get carpet from him huh wool does he even have wool he say you did do you and I need food this gu stole all the

Food damn I need stole the food yeah damn holy [ __ ] oh my an I’m taking your food what’s up sexy you on bed mhm the Bro shush I don’t know what your deal is all right have a great time let’s go let’s go kill him bro he’s about to spawn in

His bed let’s go yeah yeah come here come here come here come follow come kill me oh he has all diamond does he ran what does he have no come kill me I want you to come I’m King me I’m the only one with the m almost

Max levels and do all enchant so come kill me in my opinion uh am should not be able to get any oh [ __ ] I thought you I shouldn’t get what I shouldn’t get what mhm y I relax just give me two more minutes give me two more minutes two more minutes two more

Two two more minutes two more minutes two more minutes I need two more minutes I need I hear the door two minutes I hey whoever this viewers get out of here bro it Ain going to be pleasant s God relax all right I I’m running back I’m running back I’m running

Back I’m rning I’m running back is ending still here all right let’s go all n we’re running back I poopy about to start shut up not I think he already started he but you know he probably can’t CU I’m making him laugh that’s good I don’t

Want I think I’m almost here I I Ryan so I’m close he’s already ready go do you not hear the fan in the fan he’s in the bathroom he brought Alex with him Alex up his like sleeping I’m sleeping I’m sleeping now all right who’s not sleeping now bro

I further away from his home relax if it get morning before you go to sleep what is this guy doing here what is this guy doing def I’m almost there I’m almost there Rob’s house is a mob farm I need turn this uh freaking mic on no he

Didn’t shut up I’m almost I’m running to my bedroom I’m you can tell when his mic is on no I’m sleeping all right we safe we safe all right mop Farm is technically done all right I’m going to return all this [ __ ] to Anique I have so many slabs

Of Cobble deep SL that Anique might like So I’m put it all in this chest I also put Scaffolding in your chest because why not I need cck I need click Circle I’m taking a [ __ ] click Circle you still have your controller don’t you no isn’t your headset wired to your thing no it’s wireless oh technology roll

Progress all right you can reach your mic now it’s day break start for uh work end of next week oh so this week that’s coming up next yeah not this week the week after [ __ ] D you got a long way to go there holy [ __ ] I don’t even need all this stuff I

Know I’m carrying it or just put it in the chest I need organize this chest nope hey who doesn’t like seafood here me I mean I don’t know what you expect I’m the pick his eater God damn it why what do you want fish Hot

Pot you don’t have to have fish at a hot pot I mean there some most some like some of them are mostly not most no yeah a lot most of them are beef most of them are meat not not fish no I’m not talking about specifically

Fish all right there a m more I know I’m trying to go dude I’m trying to go called we still haven’t been to that one ice cream spot what ice cream spot the one that you show me the cream I don’t know what it called chemistry oh chemistry no it’s so expensive yeah

No God yeah you got that actually I got that he got so much money yeah bro anque Rich an’s the richest one out of all of us you know how expl don’t make sense man threw away phones look how I didn’t throw away phones you Lally threw away

Phones oh [ __ ] I oh [ __ ] I forgot to do one thing up there r i to block off that hole hey when when are yall free cuz I’m trying to lowkey go to H break that’s to long man I can’t wait that long did I already say everyone

Needs to keep the 27th open why why what’s on the7 no no it’s coming no he said he’s giving it on the day but it’s going to be it’s going to be used on the 27th oh it’s being used on the 27th yeah or coming in on the 27th

So what’s something you can get early and then you can use later what the [ __ ] [ __ ] I think this is exactly why you don’t you didn’t make 20,000 last [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] why did I give an Nick the [ __ ] thing what do I have I get I put all the

[ __ ] deep C in your house and I I F I needed it I’m coming back God damn why is this K as soon as I get to level 30 we’ll have diamonds and diamonds and diamonds so bored I want to make some [ __ ] Wen

You w Wen you in still going to make a villager thing yeah but I’m waiting on us still got to do carpet I was just sitting there bro he he waiting on you he waiting on your [ __ ] I’m waiting on someone to do something so I can help

Them out all right de your carpet first until then I’ll get some wood I’m done all right are you making in the mountain or on top of the mountain or on the what in the mountain right in the mountain yeah oh actually we can make an a house house

Right you want make in somebody’s house a b no and the house would be perfect if you’re trying to make it between H an ni’s house and uh Ryan’s house cuz you realistic want to build a house on top of this booger green you want to make it inside the

Mountain or on the mountain Ani an an has an idea for it so I might as well let him roll with it okay then oh if you have an idea then yeah let them cook bro let them cook I said inside the mountain no huh I said inside the mountain yeah

That’s what I’m asking you want to make it inside or outside inside what do you want to do I was saying outside to fill in more spots you know all right we’ll do outside no no no he no we’ll have I yeah we’ll do this we’ll have uh so

Inside will be uh all the villages but outside will be the uh you know how we put them into like cells no just do instead do villagers in the mountain and then do the storage room on the outside on top cuz we still need a storage

Room or that too yeah we can do that too but y y’all is doing it I can help y’all if yall wanted help but up to y’all what you to do bro you get diamonds I’m trying to get diamonds at this point what am I the diamond man yes you’re the

Diamond King send R for diamonds yeah but Ryan’s on H but he’s waiting on my fortune so I need a get stone I still don’t have any iron I’m going straight to freaking Diamond dude send this guy Ry bro he gets diamonds all the time mhm all right

I’m going to go take a p and get some chips and I’ll be back take your thing no no no no no we stack that we don’t need it too high so we just need it to be this flooring then this is walls yeah guess that could

Work and then we’ll have some of these uh we have like 10 more and then the remaining could be stairs um we also need a door Door you won’t know we be good Okay okay NS you said a ni yeah I he naked she how funny would it be if we killed them all I don’t think he needs him anymore so kill him kill him whoever is closest to it kill him it’s already night it’s already night again want to sleep all right first to

Kill we don’t got Phantoms anymore last to kill themselves has to kill a seal sheep hey I have levels I can’t afford to do this all right first to kill somebody else but you can’t destroy their bed and you can only use your hand yeah what the hell is this what over

Here hold up no you’re getting set up no no I’m not actually what the hell is this I think there a smaller cave maybe or it’s just a little hole that’s just oddly placed or oddly made all right I’m going make a little Hut area for

AFK did you fix the roof did you fix the top yeah so so technically it should start falling right maybe what you say baby zombie yep wait that thing died immediately Ryan did you have AR armor on when you it hey Ryan these guys are dying

Immediately not get XP or you getting XP no hey Ryan can you go run home and uh grab slabs they’re in a chest I need more I need die I need to die so it’s much faster just run there it’s fine if you I’m low as hell and I want to eat so

Did you just get the who is that’s why this guy said fist because the ni wasn’t even here go back we were never here Wait Wait Don’t what what what do you need me to get uh slabs what happened how many uh four just bring like go to an’s Ryan go

To an’s chest and there should be a slabs already there in one in his chest the the stone ones Stone versions feel sleepy oh what the freak how are you alive can you hear me yeah oh ni yeah how did you kill me well I didn’t kill you Lally said s was slain

By never it wasn’t me it’s just a glitch yeah yeah I so just a glitch you’re tripping all oh I we making the thing or now yeah sleeping right now though bro what are you doing yeah oh do we have extra uh iron perhaps I have two uh enough for our Hoppers uh

Four how much does each Hopper need don’t know there’s two of my chest we need more than two I know that mean if we could build two at least creeper I’m behind you whoa buddy relax oh oh my God hey hey spider bro you only broke two

Tiles damn this thing is strong from creepers uh Ry drop me the thing all right hold up you’re going to have to pick up your damn [ __ ] [ __ ] again oh go pick up your stuff that you dropped I said before this man bought a [ __ ] I just bought everything I had yo Ry

Move oh ding so already giving us XP if Auto die no that mean you got to make it higher hold up I’m trying to go to sleep dude God damn bro hold up I’m fix hold up you need to come back bro hurry up and come back so you can

Grab your [ __ ] I’m at 1,000 views and 13 Subs in what in one day nice what is your channel I don’t watch one that I’m going to one my YouTube channel YouTube videos on my main Channel and just look click on the description I’ll put it in the

Description for now what’s what’s even name history fact that’s the name of your channel history facts you see I know right I thought I a straight facts that would have been sick Ryan watch creeper creeper all right hold on we need a I want finish the wall first so nothing else

Can come can you move the crafting table Yeah hold let me kill this one dude yeah you have nothing oh [ __ ] we need more walls are you kidding me we make this tomorrow I’m going get off all right yeah I’m going to get off ran can you bring bricks as well

You want bricks here I I have 10 oh we need some more still for the walls y Rob what are you doing going to get off all right R can you go bring the things we’re get to building up one up high yeah yeah yeah I know I’m doing it

Right now just here let me got me water well I guess me and Amo will be finishing this and then I don’t know what we’re going to do afterwards probably get off as well time is right now 1:37 yeah more time to watch I guess what we doing tomorrow like

Seriously your mic just cut out what the oh okay so you just you’re sure you’re busy technically what the freak what do we I’m just waiting for tomorrow man GTA 6 yep you know be sick if uh do do you know do you like those AI Bots like AI Biden and AI like

Donald Trump and stuff yeah what if what if a n like gets like AI of like the actual people and then like makes it like that you I’m trying to say it like oh like like like the actual person talking about the facts all right the height that we’re

Doing it at spiders are dying but everything else is living so doesn’t matter I mean how how much spiders usually spawn in um not that I need Cobble deep slave the Stone Cutters all you want Cobble you have Cobble deep slate uh yeah I

Do I ni doesn’t have any does he have St no he made everything deep slate if you bring the stone cutter here we can do it here prob better idea I mean we just got to get some C yeah I have called Deep slate so if you just bring the stone

Cutter here we can do it what do you need to break down stone cutter pickaxe yeah know but like which one like Stone next St you have it I just saw an n on the roof is is it I don’t even know we need we need to also build an anvil I

Don’t the most useful Farm the Iron Golem yeah but but also the most hardest to make yeah cuz you have to you have to put a villager and then you have to put a zombie next to it I’ve only made a villager I mean a iron golem Farm in one

Map did it work yeah hello perfectly so you know how to make one okay that’s perfect we’re going to make this world like super rich with no are you are you on your way back or you still there oh uh I’m already here oh Mind all right while I do this can you make one more trip back oh let me make uh wa you need bricks right yeah I’m making some right now um all right let’s do this here hey creeper okay so what do you trash hey heyo you want to kill them for lead

Yeah go do it no hold can you bring back glow stone so you want glow stone okay where is it main chest uh yeah there’s dust so use dust to make some glass right do I need glass no to make uh glow stone you need no you just

Need glow stone dust check the Shar chest and then check the um AI chest I think there’s some in there I’ll also bring a bed so we can you know Spa point there so we can sleep here I know oh [ __ ] the bed they’re going to have to run

Back yeah so don’t bring a bed at least can try making four glow stone I think it works best at night I’m not sure I mean it’s dark in there regardless so I don’t know why it’s not work I mean stuff isn’t falling maybe there glowstone where the [ __ ] is it hold

Up glow stone do there’s only four and a chest no in the Shar chest ai’s chest I’ll check that right now [ __ ] that I need don’t you don’t you there’s three oh SI we’re low on glowstone we got somebody got to go to Nether grab so yep I only have one glow

Stone to do oh nothing’s spawning so far yeah maybe it works better at night time so I want to go to see how much light is showing through cuz if there’s a part where there’s light and then no way it’s going to work you see like a Missy block or

Something how is it light in here what the [ __ ] it’s so lit up in here why is it so lit up in here how lit it is what do you mean like lit up it’s bright in here it’s not even dark maybe is it because I use slabs on the top May probably

All right let’s see if that work now um it’s bit darker guess what’s wrong why is so lit up I don’t understand nothing here lighting it up is there mobs down there no they down uh inside the farm yeah no I it’s darker than that area but

Damn yeah it works best at night time I’m assuming so it’s wait for dark let wait for night yeah I’m just going to cover the roof with the next head layer we’ll just test it when it turns night well better at dark CS might as well maybe it’s just the material we’re

Using I don’t know why it would since this it’s deep slate for uh it’s starting night yeah let’s go check this out so come back quickly down well I’m not in it I’m outside of it but did you make a hole Yeah but I basically built up and

It’s like blocked F off technically had like a chest with like a what call it like swords and stuff well I mean if you use your own sword but if when you come here you’re going to probably use your best sword you have with mending and [ __ ] on it so I

Mean yeah but like we don’t have that [ __ ] right now though if you forget you forget your fault I’m going to punch you stuff spawned no not right now let’s wait like a minute nothing spawned yet are you up there yeah hold Che there’s actually mobs sping in there though

CU now we we’re going have to break this one apart and then build the other one which is more which requires actual Redstone and [ __ ] I don’t know something’s wrong but like I put torches up here cuz usually in other things and it doesn’t the torch

Doesn’t go through the wall but in this case it does for some reason I’m come back in here oh you put torch on the top of the yeah um I removed them and I’m going to see if this I mean nothing’s in here so far oh sh [Applause]

I fell down the thing and I’m half a heart you under to shoot I left a hole over there though [ __ ] come on now will they fall down I know was working before I know wrong anything spawning where is hold on let’s break the glow stone let’s make everything dark as

Fck they said they going spawn in here instead Here Comes one came down already all right let’s just wait for multiple of them let’s break these torches as well oh I think going spawn in here now no I’ll put like one torch in here why youing some are dying all right

Let’s just wait let’s just sit here and wait I want see how many spawn in like 6 minutes and then I’m going kill him and get a hella XP and then enchant and then get your diamonds that oh I got boneing bones com another one

Dead I’m just going to sit here on my phone for like 10 minutes I I’ll I’ll Stand All right well I’m going end the stream here because I don’t want to wait make I’ll wait for 10 minutes yeah so and tomorrow we’ll give you a

Progress on if it how much you work how many it’s working right now but yeah see y’all tomorrow