What For [Applause] All right so hello welcome uh I’m a little nervous I’ve I’ve developed is my mic game bad do I feel like I do this at least once a week at this point and it is bad there we go that should be closer to normal levels uh I’m a little nervous Cuz I’m I’m terrified one of these days it’s not going to be my model it’s just going to be like a [ __ ] face cam of me and it’s the most irrational [ __ ] ever you know what I mean anyways where am I ah there I am okay well chat’s over to My right so like I could like pop you guys out you guys want to get popped out hold on let me [ __ ] pop you out can I like how do I get my chat pop out I don’t want to like be like have my neck craned to the right all Stream let me pop pop you guys out and I’ll put you guys over here hold on hold on we’re trying we’re trying we’re trying pop out pop out there it is yay hi chat hi chat you’ve all been popped out what song is this oh never mind oh my God there’s chat look This is you guys look oh my God I can like look straight on I hope I okay so I don’t have a lot of experience with like face acting with this and like trying to like actually have it be expressive so I’m just going to hope that like it doesn’t look terrible Um so uh yeah hi hi guys I miss you guys so much uh I miss streaming I spent the the Christmas holiday with oh my god there he is with Miles hi Mimi um it’s SP Christmas with miles so I took a short break but now I’m back uh regularly scheduled Stuff um and uh it’s really good to see you guys again and now I move I move it’s real I move oh I’m so happy um so uh Ju Just so we’re all on the same page because I know my debut for this model was a I might have been a little [ __ ] Up um I uh so this model was was made by Miles um he uh he made this all from scratch and uh thank thank you to miles for making it it looks incredible I’m super happy uh I could not be happier with it honestly um although I I have Watched him this is like version three or so of this model um it does have an outfit that’s not this one I I it’s uh I don’t think I showed it off but it’s like the Cozy one um I uh the the the batt is very hard to Make so uh The Outfits will take a lot longer but um he uh he’s very talented I’m very grateful to have uh a friend like him so um uh yeah so so now we’re back to normal things as usual um I uh so I tried I I saw at work There’s this what is this blue f is free blue raspberry lemonade Celsius let me tell you this [ __ ] is like textbook definition mid this [ __ ] is so okay it’s so all right um I uh it’s like it’s it’s just okay um I don’t know it just doesn’t Really hit I I think I need the Fizz I really I think I need the Fizz if I don’t have my Fizz I just I just don’t feel right so I don’t know maybe that makes me like uh I don’t know carbonation I’m a carbonation fan all right I like a Little fizzm my drinks it gives it it gives it texture really um so uh one last thing before we get started on Minecraft um I should probably launch that now move you guys over there um one more thing before we launch uh or get Minecraft like really started because I Am going to launch it right now um oh my schedule so I read my work schedule wrong so I actually don’t work on Tuesday so I’ll be streaming on Tuesday instead um because I have I have DND D on Wednesday stay with some friends so sorry for the the incorrect Schedule crunchy water I could [ __ ] up some crunchy water I guess that’s like a way of putting it crunchy water I feel like the music is like a little louder than usual is it just Me what’s it like to play DND D well pretty much uh I I look at chat a lot and I’m really embarrassed because I know I like like lean over into chat maybe okay should I like I don’t know should I like move things so that way I like look At chat instead of like hold on let me like what if I like do this and I like have you guys oh God all right I’m like scooch over here and then uh let’s see chat box chat over here and that way I can like look at you guys I can like Longingly look at you from the other side of the screen cuz my my second monitor is on the right so uh okay so DN D is like uh like a typical role playing game but instead of it being like like you know you you you Walk around in like a game and you like swing your sword around you tell somebody that you swing your sword and they do math I have a lot of fun role playing it’s really fun I I really love it I think it’s super fun I I get a little into it Sometimes oh my g i My Game Source got deleted I am so sorry give me a second oh god oh no why did it do that why did it do that no hold on hold on I’m fixing it I’m fixing it there we go there we Go is your is my charact my character is actually a slime it’s a Homebrew thing have a good night Ray uh yeah my my character is a slime why are the beds like this were they always like this mil’s character is a dog that’s true he’s like a little dog guy all Right all right chat I have a question I have a question chat who who is a better singer in karaoke and why was it miles and if you save me you’re lying is there anything wrong with my D and D character being a slime like actually cuz like I thought like I Thought slime was kind of cute I like slime I don’t know what to do today oh [ __ ] I have netherite laying around not really wa was it smelting oh it is Smelting a home brw cat girl I need a home brw cat girl what the [ __ ] does that mean oh okay so let’s see I have netherite stuff I need a netherite sword I think I think that’s like my next big thing is a netherite sword which I could get right now You know miles was actually like a singer like he was he was like a really good like chir person yeah you know my choir Horror Story miles is like the good ending to that he’s like actually had like a successful time in chir okay I have like so many good Enchantments all right we got to get like XP okay so I think what we’re going to do maybe I like go on a bit of an adventure and I get some XP so maybe we’ll go ancient city hunting do we how do we feel about ancient City hunting today I’m just Kidding chat I’m going to do it whether or not you want me to I’m my own person all right I can do whatever I want I am the god of this realm nothing can stop me I even need chat unless you all like leave then I’ll be Sad don’t leave don’t leave me chat I love you what if it’ll make you really sad well like why would me looking for ancient cities make you sad I could I could hit it big I could be a big deal and you’d be like wow source is really cool I like Him sources get stuff in video games you’re my favorite streamer my my stream is good background music to walk around a Home Depot I’m going to take that as a compliment but like a really cautious one ancient city cries through just going to start balling my eyes out oh no ancient City you know you guys are my favorite chat miles are you in a Home Depot right now is there cussing here only if you ask really nicely I’ll say it bad word or if I get like inconvenienced I can’t read chat I got to stop looking over dude dude it’s been like 15 Minutes H yo what’s up dude I [ __ ] I haven’t seen you oh wait oh I’m sorry M dude the nurse the nurse is coming I also have taken a shower since last year I I usually I usually default to swearing personally although I like cursing it’s It’s very like I like cursing cuz it sounds like for boing like I’m putting like a curse on you like ooh I’m so I’m so magical I’m mystical uh darn I haven’t taken a bath since I was a kid I kind of miss it to be Honest okay so I’m kind of curious why why does why are these sticks like you see this like why do the sticks why is there two why are there two sticks here do you know what I mean dude I got to stop looking at chat I’m serious I’m in Tears I got to like lock in we’ve been like walking around my house for 15 minutes oh my God you can pair them to stack more what I don’t think that’s how that works okay do I need anything else am I good I think we’re good all right chat we’re off on an Adventure dude why is this so funny to me like this is like this is like it’s just like I’m imagining like 65-year-old guy like looks up like Minecraft stream and sees like my little floppy vtuber self flopp it all over the place let me like right down the coordinates and chat 80923 53 you think I’d remember my coordinates by now but I really don’t Ow like 62-year-old guy all right that’s what’s up like just tunes into my stream and is like hey my my stupid kid got me kicked out of my house I’ll find Solace with this random marshmallow Person I don’t know I’m I’m like a floppy person look at my like ah I have like I have a lot of like movement going on even my like little tassel on my sweatshirt move also I should sleep cuz I don’t want Phantoms to like terrorize Me whoa dude don’t swear the nurse will come dude it’s so funny dude whenever I look over I just see myself like giving you guys like the side eye I don’t know I don’t want to look at chat like that chat we can’t we can’t it’s forbidden what we Have chat what if they find out what if Douglas finds out chat if the nurses find us chat but then what will we do then I never noticed this what is this what what was bro doing oh my God he was scheming down here he had like the plans You get applesauce on trivia night dude I would be really awful at at trivia night I suck at trivia like I don’t know like I’ll be like oh yeah I know things I know things and then I’ll be like oh yeah well what was what was Dwight Eisenhower’s pet Fish named and and the guy next to me will be like uh uh his name was his name was bernaldo and I’m like how do you know this this isn’t trivia this is just like people just like throwing conjecture around is fact if anything frankly it’s a little ridiculous if you ask Me it was Ike was it really oh my God I’m sorry Ike dude I was I was looking at my um you had to do community service to graduate I did not have to do that thank God I um so last night obviously it was New Year’s which happy New Year by the Way everybody actually I uh I didn’t officially say it but Happy New Year it’s good to see you guys love you um last night I tweeted out a picture I tweeted out a picture of of my of like four cans of Beast like the the monster that’s like Alcoholic I tweeted out like four picture of four cans and I tweeted out the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and then immediately after that was happy New Year I love you guys so much that was a really good look I looked super sober I’m sure league league drunk was fun I was Barely able to like stay upright but I was there I was playing cam cam come in where are you come In all right chat which what coordinates should I walk towards does anybody have like an idea of where an ancient city might be any guesses any any guessers in the chat can anybody guess cuz I don’t know probably underground true I was looking for more like x and z coordinates but that works 6969 -420 nice dude nice dude that’s a really long walk but okay all right off we go I like shrink whenever I take a drink oh that rhymed ooh I was uh I think I was playing hunt Showdown with like Aya or something was aen Rexy and uh There’s this skin called the pro proile pral oh my god pral daughter let me get like a picture of her really quick hold on like find like a picture of her okay there it is I I I was told that I I put this skin On and and I was told you look like MF Doom [ __ ] was so funny MF Doom and Hunt Real if we made Source take a math test on stream you don’t want to see that I’m telling you right now it would be a tragedy any tests or anything I’d take On stream you guys would find out how stupid I really am and I’m terrified of that is that is that what I’m going to do am I going to take a math pass instead of fighting this ancient city take an Onre stream IQ test all right hold on hold on hold On you have a link okay it was going to pull like a random one Mensa Mena means table in Latin oh God my my age range I’m 18 to 50 oh Jesus Christ GID of nine boxes one of which is empty I have to CH which the alter turn It shapes must be placed the empty box to complete the pattern that connects the shapes oh God I shut it’s this one right yeah oh no okay okay so that would be box diamond right yeah like that yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay it’s a blank triangle I’m so good At this this isn’t that bad okay so this is like the slider so it’s the bottom yeah like this right yeah okay so this is like arrows so this would be like this oh [ __ ] oh this isn’t that bad it be like a it’d be like the whole thing yeah okay oh God Okay so they start oh always start in opposite Corners so that means it would go it would go like this I think okay all right oh [ __ ] these are like some strange shapes okay is it like the number of dots no it’s always the same oh wait oh wait it’s like random Shape and then the flip okay so that doesn’t matter it means that it’s the flip yeah ah dude what is it why does it like got to be like hieroglyphics man like why does it got to be like random like shapes and [ __ ] why can’t it just be like just ask Me like trivia like what like Dwight Eisenhower’s goldfish is named okay okay so the dot stay stays the same right dot stays the same so it’s the dot on the bottom right and it’s to the left cuz the box is rotating okay up left down right up okay so it’s like rotating it’s Rotating clockwise no it’s not is it no wait why are the other two rotating clockwise but this one isn’t am I stupid don’t answer that ah [ __ ] the other two are rotating clockwise but this one isn’t it’s rotating counterclockwise okay we’ll stick with the rotation thing sure okay dude What how many of these are there how many of these do I have to do can I just finish okay so there’s a circle or oval oval square square I biblically accurate eye and then like parts of it just go missing but what’s left isn’t there before it’s like that Okay they were all clowner clockwise were they really wait wait wait wait wait wait wa wa wait wait were they really really hold on no man no man no man I’m not that I’m not stupid I’m not that stupid okay I [ __ ] up once it’s fine I got a little Dizzy I got a little dizzy that’s all okay dude the timer is freaking me out okay uh I think it’s this one okay okay so it’s a triangle it’s the black triangle right cuz like solid solid shaded Hollow yeah so it’ be a black triangle yeah um Okay so it’s the one with a horizontal line and it’s the circle oh my God Pizza I love pizza okay so three dots because that’s the one that’s missing and the shapes okay so let’s goes up right down left up right down left up up up with three Dots dude I’m so good at recognizing patterns dude I’m really good at this actually okay so it’s got to be the hollow one all right uh [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] okay it can’t be a there’s no way it’s a CU they’re all different so there’s two down and one up In every one so this has to be down now with the [ __ ] circles man okay okay okay okay okay don’t freak out it’s fine okay so it skips a cycle so it’s like one two and then like one like one and then two one and then two one and Then so that be a d dude I’m so good at this I’m literally like a genius no it’s actually a genius streamer Arc okay you’re just adding the shape AP together right well that’s what this one is what is this what I get too impatient for these I’m Kind of getting there I don’t know what I’m doing okay so the horizontal lines make this right so the vertical lines would make this because it matches yeah watch get accepted of Mena I don’t want to get accepted in a table in Latin oh my God what is this okay okay so there’s A a circle a diamond and a blank so it’s got to be a diamond shape I think it’s this one I’m going to go with this one let’s Geniuses in I don’t want to get accepted in ensa all right I want to be I’m stupid Okay what are the like what I my pattern recognition I don’t I can’t recognize these patterns uh oh so it like overlays them on top of each other no what is this what is happening what is this dude what I don’t get this one Chad am I stupid does anybody understand this one I don’t get it Chad Chad help chat give me one give me one I don’t get this one I don’t I don’t get it try G I got him oh so it just completes a shape so then it would be this one cuz like this and this make this this and this make This this and this make this yeah that makes sense I think so dude not the the it’s like like why are they like shapes and stuff okay so the circles repeat the circles repeat it’s like two blank two two two okay and the square is sliding so that Means that it would be like blank circle square yeah yeah this one this one this one oh god dude I have 15 minutes left I’m freaking out man okay okay okay okay okay dude what okay there’s a black circle in all of them so that eliminates C Missing a hollow Square which is present in the other rows too so I think it’s b or F oh [ __ ] but it’s just a matter of order I’m going to go I’m going to go with f don’t rush me I’ll I’ll cry okay okay okay okay okay this and this make This I not the pattern is it oh my God what where what have I what what am I what is h i don’t know this one either I don’t get it We go this one I’m I’m not I’m I’m losing it I’m not really good count the lines 33 4 484 five five I don’t [ __ ] know okay um 232 22 one one one okay okay so the circle position repeats I don’t know what exclusive or Is do you think I you think I code look at me I’m look at these eyes look at me do you have any idea how stupid I am it snowed here last night okay okay I got to focus up I got to focus up I’m going to go I’m going to go with This one I just like I saw this middle one and I I thought like Geometry Dash face even though I don’t play Geometry Dash welcome I I’ve been tasked with taking an IQ test so everybody can make fun of how stupid I am okay dude he’s Like pogging you see this guy at the top right he’s pogging uh okay okay 22 one 221 one one Zer one one two 3 4 1 I’m just going to go with this one [ __ ] it how am I doing my brain hurts I want to be done uh just right down left Up right down left up okay so it’s a right one it’s a right one now we got to think about the angles it’s got to be a wide one to the right wide one to the right like a there we go look at that look at that Chad I’m so smart what is This one two two no dude what is this why are you getting a dog tag don’t answer that [Laughter] actually okay three 3 32 1 two 3 2 three 4 maybe I don’t know what to you like my channel thank you I appreciate that I’m feeling very mushy right now I don’t Know which one it is is one one2 [ __ ] it I don’t know I don’t get it I don’t get it I don’t get it like what like what am I supposed to get from this just five more questions chat can I just guess I don’t know What are these like these AR even these don’t even make any sense anymore like what is This Chad help I’m too stupid I’m going to guess this one okay okay what is this what is this what what the first one makes sense just guess all right I feel like this one I’m giving I’m getting like a mad like getting like a d Vibe I’m getting Like a I’m feeling mighty F right now I’m [ __ ] I just don’t want to I just don’t I’ve completed all the exercises great finish no I’m good I don’t want to I 112 I’m not stupid you see look I guessed on the last five I guessed on The last five questions and I still got a 112 that means I’m pretty smart I’m pretty good there you go I hope I hope that your thirst was saded Alice I’m as smart as You all right back on the road I hope I hope that you’re all appreciated what I had to go through for that that was very traumatic and I’ll never be the same is that a sunken ship chat we could go on an adventure Chad I’m going to Drown is it kazoo time it might be I don’t know do I need the ad revenue for this stream is it worth it I’m losing on on 50 cents of AD Revenue if I play the kazoo song but it’s really funny and I like doing it Get a real kazoo I you know that’s actually not a bad idea I haven’t done the bit since last year that’s a really good point I can’t breathe like a midi version of it I could like I could probably find a midi version of the song it’s probably not that Hard oh chat we’re coming in we’re coming in hot I was looking for like a Windows midi like the piano stuff your profile picture is it like a car it’s a nice car dude super happy about your car the map incident oh the map incident I forgot About that listen I was a different person then okay I am normal and can be trusted around Maps all right all right all right all right I know what you’re here for I know what you’re here for don’t worry Chad I got you pause the music uh All right how bad is this going to be oh dude I’m like beeping hold on no that’s like way too close that’s way too close that like literally sounds like it can I get like a really bad midi I want like a really awful MIDI I I I don’t think there is like a bad mini is There put it through an automatic midi converter all right hold on let me like Hi V gonna I need I need I need like a music I I need like music to find this ah [ __ ] no no no no no no stop playing like the first couple Notes because it’s going to get me hit okay all right let me get the let me get the midi hold on hold on um I got to download the song first I have to get taken to a virus site okay I have the MP3 All Right mp3 to MIDI oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah that’s the stuff yeah baby give me that [ __ ] all right let’s let’s listen to how this is It’s converting right now no this is going to be crazy trust me hold on it’s converting I’m so excited oh download it Yes okay all right all right all right how good is it welcome to Windows Media Player Legacy that’s a good popup to have okay oh boys we got it o it’s good all right this surely will give us the treasure that we need oh man oh it sounds really bad oh that sounds Crusty all right all right all right let’s get into position get our music going let’s Go dude it’s the [ __ ] speech of the beginning Dude it sounds so Bad dude Dude dude it’s it’s struggling it’s coming through Oh oh that sounds so Good oh man that’s really [ __ ] yeah that sounds really good man clearly this is the best that we’ve ever had so I need to do this more often I can’t listen any more of this uh you know rename the heart to the one piece amen when I get back Home we’ll do and I’m never using it either uh all right so we’re got to continue our journey to the fabled Coordinates you know I don’t know if the first one piece opening is in a rock band game but if it was I would take you up on your Offer you never know they they could have secured the rights to that one all right so the uh the coordinates that we’ve been told were 69 69 -420 that’s where the ancient city is am I swimming what is wrong with me are you actually going there yeah I’m I’m on my way All right now comes the longest part of our track well chat we’re boating now we got our treasure we got our buried treasure now we’re boating what if 6960 to 420 is Ocean and the coordinates were a lie would have guessed I’m like Luffy if you’re if you Were like really lame and made a marshmallow he’s made of marshmallow how did that happen Luffy butt good I’m flattered what the [ __ ] is that what is that oh I’ve never seen the portals suspended like this before let’s chest ooh mending pants don’t mind if I do I like mending pants goodbye Iron Pants all right Chad only 4,000 more blocks to go let’s go baby oh yeah I really wonder how like the one piece bit is for people that don’t know what one piece is you know like people in chat that just have no clue what one piece is and they’re just like listening To me like play awful music while I like scr around and the like is that a portal underground or under the water underground I haven’t accepted it h glad you find Acceptance in your heart for my stupid jokes wow all of that and it’s literally nothing I mean I’ll take the sharpness 5 A not bad also there’s a whole Temple over there and I’m kind of scared it’s been like a really good outing you know I’ve been playing some Minecraft off stream uh not this world obviously but like a different world with like a friend and I have Insane luck finding stuff Here that I just don’t have when I’m playing on my other server I’m glad you like you guys like my stupid jokes if you guys didn’t like my stupid jokes the room would be really lame for you oh my god look how floppy my hair is I’m only this lucky when I Stream another Temple like that’s crazy I found two temples just like chilling oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] don’t don’t attack me no no you’re good now you’re good are Temple spawn rights high am I not lucky oh no wow I must be lucky if I have you [Laughter] Chad such a [ __ ] dork I’m so sorry I’m just glad I got that like armor trim from the Elder Guardian out of the way guys jeez dude I get 600 FPS on in Minecraft that’s not bad I kind of got like a bit of a be beef cake going on over Here I should have wear glasses I don’t you know I wear glasses IRL and I just don’t wear them when I’m like streaming like doing [ __ ] on my computer and I really should do that cuz like I’ll squint at chat and it makes me close my eyes I have to be like really Self-conscious about my appearance now even though you can’t see me I have to be like I have to like be conscious about how like my face reacts now cuz I don’t just like light up and bounce I actually like move which I’m so [ __ ] happy about so cute oh I’m so Cute where is where is where is oh there’s the chest I see it a mending hoe Don’t Mind If I Do I don’t use contacts I’m just nearsighted and I sit close to my monitor like not like not like I’m not like sniffing my monitor but like I just Like you know it’s like a normal distance away so I don’t really need oh [ __ ] oh we’re in ice I don’t like the concept of content cuz I just don’t like touching my eye it’s like SC get out of the way like scares me like touching my eye would freak me Out itd be like itd be like screaming at my like at my like fingers I don’t mind wearing glasses I think they look good on me although I’ve never had like a second opinion on what kind of like glasses frame fit my face so I just wear like these like Squared lenses and just kind of hope that they look good but I have no idea if they actually look good or not I’ve never had anybody like objectively comment on like oh your glasses look good or your glasses look like [ __ ] all right well miles miles says they’re Cute that’s that’s one vote for the square frames are good I don’t have literally square glasses by the way they are rectangles I don’t wear square ass lenses that would be really weird you haven’t seen me well look at me I have like round glasses I think the Round glasses for this look look really nice actually oh you can see me ya now a a Q and A on when portal and Portal 2 stream not yet uh if you want to I mean I should probably put those on my list there’s like a game suggestion channel in my Server if you uh put it in there I’ll remember to add it to the list and then every time I like change a game I like have like people in my server vote on like what game I play yeah I know I move now I’m so [ __ ] cute like move around and stuff There is a co-op mode maybe I can get like miles on it or something who play Portal 2 I think miles is like a portal 2 person I would need somebody that I can like stream with to do Portal 2 with I’ve also o have Portal 2 and I’ve never finished It I have heard um this like recent like rise in discourse oh my God I just like punched my mic oh no my mic is like flopping over oh [ __ ] okay sorry I didn’t know my mic was like flopped over like that um I’ve seen this like recent Rise in discourse on on Twitter where people are saying that Portal 2 is like bad like it’s like an objectively bad piece of medium media and it’s like a really weak story and I just don’t think that’s true from what I remember it was like a really fun time and I remember it Being engaging they were like oh Portal 2 ch’s a weak weak narratively I just don’t really think that’s the case yeah I don’t really think that’s like a true thing to say [ __ ] stupid villager I’m going to take and [ __ ] you don’t know any better know any Better if you disagree with me you’re going to hell you’re going to hell if you disagree with me oh my god dude the villagers around here eat good can we get a villager noise hm there you go can I get in this house thank you what is Happening what why is everybody what is going on why is everybody like congregated here is there like a is there like an event or something vill streamer villager noise soundboard when what beet RP soup I haven’t eaten this I eat that for the eat everything achievement oh actually they’re called Advancement they’re called advancement streamer streamer they’re called advancements the Bell The Bell the random Bell event happened [Applause] when I rang the bell they’re all scattering didn’t mean for them to all scatter I think I have all those cats What did I have for breakfast I had like a protein bar thing my boy is bouncing on the bed okay go on going crazy on it silk song that by the way there was this tweet that was going around uh last year where like um what was that Uh Xbox was like Silk song is one of the many games coming to to to game pass this year uh and and uh like for 2023 and uh it’s 2024 just saying just just put putting it out there just just saying you know can I really not mix and match really really I Can’t sorry Bros silk song will never come out it’s true silk song will never ever come out hi Lily it’s never going to happen if you are if you’re a if you’re a hollow night truther I’m sorry to say it’s just not going to happen the foxes are white cute cute Cute oh I’ve never seen the white foxes before oh it’s so precious yo AA it’s not looking good right now no the coordinates weren’t real no no ah no no no stop it no get me out of here streamer can you forgive me yes my B my benevolence knows no bounds you are Forgiven if streamer was God streamer would be streaming seven days a week instead of three well chat we made it 6969 -420 at least I can say we made it ah n no no get me out of this hell hole I know um lethal company has like a An Arachnophobia mode where it just replaces all the spiders with like the word spider and like bright red TXS and it’s really [ __ ] funny ow stop no get me out of here no no no no no I don’t want to die I don’t want to die no no no No I mean honestly that wasn’t that bad cuz he blew up the snow which is a good thing for me God I hate this [ __ ] man get me out of here I’m stuck okay just got to stay in the snow that’s elevated I’ll run along the Treetops like a ninja Now it’s time to make my fast getaway they’ll never keep up with me marshmallow else snow I guess I don’t know if I’d really ever eat it sounds kind of dangerous if like a marshmallow was falling from the sky I would not trust it personally dude I’m so fast I’m so f Fast we oh I’m drifting oh I’m drifting ah this is so much fun Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is a pretty solid movie from what I recall also yes I can drive boat all right oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I took a sip of my drink and this guy’s like on me right Now I’m gone can I drift boat I did drift boat a little bit I’m really good at it all right chat we got to find a a tall mountainous place oh Sheep the theater Marty crashes into in the back the future is built in the backl for Gremlins I did not know that that’s insane oh I have bone bone yay he loves me I I am I’m normal and can be trusted with Minecraft dogs oh God the dog’s pushing me the sog the Sog for yeah sometimes I just like look at myself I’m so cute sorry I’m still getting used to this like model it’s like real I like a move now I was going to say most like most of the people probably are looking at me but I usually like whenever I watch a Stream most of the time it’s like background noise for me I don’t actually like actively watch it I mean I’ll chat but like I won’t really like usually I’m doing something else I got to get away from this water man water’s going to cut into the ancient city was cashing this lady out Yesterday she came up to me and she was like my car doesn’t have a chip so what do I do and she showed me like the magnetic strip of her card and I was like turn it over and she flipped it over and there was a [ __ ] chip in her Card it was so funny I I was so hard not to like laugh at her for it like how are you that stupid it was so hard not to laugh are those Cherry block aoms ooh that’s a good sign that’s a good sign that’s a really good sign there might be an ancient City we’re kind of close to water but it should be Fine but like yeah how am I supposed to not laugh at these people when they do stuff like that you know like it’s not fair to Me I love M I Love mining coal know what I mean it’s my favorite thing ever Let Me Some Coal all right so like I remember one time I was so like out of it cuz like I had gotten like I was just having like a really long day And I got like a really awful message and this guy came up and when his when it was time for him to like put his card through I usually be like I I’m usually like all right it’s ready or whatever we have this like program where we like you can like Donate a dollar to like a local hospital um just as like a thing like a cross promotion between like the gas station I work for and that hospital um so I usually be like all right if you want to donate a dollar to uh you know whatever hospital um you Know just hit yes or no on the bottom there and you know most people hit no um but so the card reader was like ready for him to like put his card in and I was like instead of saying all right it’s ready I just immediately was like all Right you want to donate money to this hospital and I was like and he was like what and I was like oh my God I just said the wrong thing I am so sorry I I just whole just said like the wrong line I was so embarrassed I was like bright red I felt so bad he was like he was just like what what like what are you talking about I I literally failed like a dialogue check it was terrible o diamond wait I’m out of room [ __ ] here we go where did that even come from what the hell I know I usually get so checked out of my job that I just like I just like dialogue people like dialog Tre people is how had somebody like explained it to me or like yeah I dialogue tree people and I’m like what is that and he’s like Well you know how you like say the same thing to every customer some people don’t like it when you do that but like I do it anyways and I was like you know I do that too actually m ow I was really hoping there’d be like Deep dark down here but like I don’t know I’m not really seeing anything ow okay that Arrow went through him but all right I wish I could wear stuff like that but like Area 11 is just too scary very intimidating place at least to me personally I think if I was wearing it And somebody pointed it out I think I’d have like a panic attack on the spot okay you know what like a nice pin is good but like if someone were like hey haha nice nice pin nice nice Pride pin my my guy I’d be like I’m going to like Go crawl into a hole and die now I think subtlety is the key to making me not freak out and I’m assuming other people that have it too for there’s like nothing down here ow what the [ __ ] my God so I was at the I went to the Mall with Miles and Alice actually it was a really good time we went to Hot Topic God that says a lot about me um we went to Hot Topic and there’s this cashier there and he was this guy he had like really long hair and uh like I Don’t know he just looked alt which like you know he works at Hot Topics of course he does and I when I got up to the register he was like all right what’s your rewards number here’s a thing about I don’t like about some cashiers they go into conversations with This assumption that you have a rewards thing with them and the thing is is that they don’t actually assume that you do they actually assume that you don’t but because they say you do you feel like you should right and and I’m I’m part of the Game all right I don’t do this to people because I hate it but I mean I I’ve been in the game all right I get it so um he talks as if I have one of course I tell him I don’t he like oh well I can fix that for You listen buddy all right listen buddy grabs You by collar listen here [ __ ] oh my God no but like literally like you you like so you assume I have rewards and when I don’t you assume then it’s a problem that I don’t have Rewards and it’s not a problem it’s actually a Good thing I don’t have Rewards so I he’s like oh we can fix that for you I just got to type in a couple of details here you know so what what what’s your what’s your like phone number what phone number can we use and I think to myself okay I I I clearly he needs this I’ll try one more time to to wrestle myself free like okay well I’m not even here very often I haven’t been to the mall I haven’t been to that mall in like maybe like six years okay the store opened a month Before we got to the mall it’s brand new store and I have I haven’t been in this mall since there was a Hot Topic before like there was one and then they closed it and then they opened a new one and now it’s there and now I’m there getting Harassed into rewards sign up I’m like uh I’m not in here very often he’s like well you know well you will be right and I was like you know what I’m thinking to myself okay I know the game this guy they probably have a [ __ ] competition where the person with the most signups Gets like I don’t know like $5 of Hot Topic cash or or some stupid [ __ ] all right I’m like okay he’s getting poor guy gets micromanaged to death he probably hates this job he probably is about as miserable as I am I could make his day better by signing up for rewards That I’ll never use say okay you can sign me up so I give him my my my phone number give him my name give him my email and uh what what how did that happen what that guy just transformed what there’s no water even for him to like touch here What he’s randomly turned into a drown that was so weird um so uh I I I got like a I got like a couple things like I think I got like some some like stupid little accessories or something I think I got oh I got like I got uh I got five Minutes Freddy stuff cuz my mom is really into it so I got her like a pen and I got her like a sticker sheet and now the back of her phone has like the golden Freddy it’s me on it and I think it’s really funny um but Um a little bit later miles talks me into buying a belt all right I was like H the belts are kind of loud I don’t know it’s not really for me and mil’s like no no no no no no get a belt get a belt like okay so I get a a Belt I buy it and I walk up to the register and the [ __ ] same cashier is there and he’s like oh see you’re back again and I’m like okay now I see what you’re doing you’re being a little Annoying all right you’re rubbing it in that I’m buying things from your Store um wanted something based about my mom miles was over my house I I still my mom and I like split the bills in the house so we like lived together and she was just like yeah sure you know I had the she actually loves miles she fell in love with the guy Really um and that was super cool of her but she’s like a really like positive like she’s a very like uh progressively thinking person I guess cuz like you know people can be like oh he’s trans or something you you know but like she’s really cool about it Which is nice although miles is just like a lovable guy innately but I I’ve I’ve known parents that have been like very phobic and it’s it’s a very big put off but my mom’s based she likes trans people that’s my point anyways uh what was I oh yeah so so I’m up at The front uh um and he’s like oh so you’re back again and I’m like all right all right now you’re making fun of me for buying things out of your store okay now we’re now we’re getting to like the point where I’m getting a little pissed at this Guy like yeah haha yeah yep I sure am you know me always at hot [ __ ] topic buying stupid [ __ ] that I don’t need I didn’t say that I just went haha yeah that’s what I actually said and uh he was like all right so just Bel I’m Like yep and he cashes me out and he’s like all right have a have a good day and I’m like yep you too and so we’re waiting for Alice to finish up and I’m standing I’m chilling near the front of the store and he [ __ ] walks up to me and He goes oh see you’re still here told you you’d be back and I was like can you [ __ ] leave me alone I I just laughed and smiled at him but like mentally I was like can this guy just have a heart attack and fall over please he was so annoying for what reason Actually in game can you can you do that in game I’m sorry I got like really mad I was so pissed though like why was he following me around and being like Oh you’re in my star still like yeah I’m going to want to come back then I now now here here’s the Thing counterproductively by being this annoying now I don’t want to shop there anymore now I not now I’m like a Hot Topic anti if anything I’m not like antih Hot Topic but like I don’t want to shop at that location anymore cuz I might walk in there and in this this This I was so wow this guy this this dude dude is going to be standing there going oh you’re back again shut up man listen I could go to the one and another mall that is true okay I was gonna say freak I was gonna say freak I was gonna say freak I Was gonna say freak I didn’t want to say it because it sounded really mean in the moment I was going to call him a freak he I’m sure he’s a nice guy but like you don’t have to harass me out of your store all right listen you think I Want to be there do you think I want to be shopping I did I did want to be shopping that’s not it’s so bad I did want to go shopping I I not to go shopping the m going to the mall was my idea I was when who was like yeah you Know I could I could go to the mall part of his anti- capitalist plan oh so he’s an inside agent oh [ __ ] oh I think I get it now I never even thought that far ahead I didn’t think he was like a I didn’t think he was like a like a revolutionary type Wait and now by the way that experience was the only bad part of the mall the whole time all we went to we went to Spencers and the people that were actually really nice there was this like clearance thing going on where they were like hey you Can if you buy like a t-shirt you get like a thing for free over here for or a thing for a dollar and they had this really sick mug and I was like look dude I don’t use mugs but I kind of need this it looks Super cool so I bought it no Alice bought it for me which thank you Alice and it was really sick you see you know what I’ll I’ll have to take a cool mug picture after the stream I’ll post it in my server if you remind Me also I I lost where the like Cherry Grove thing was I I totally lost it which is why I’m up here again listed as watching you on the receipt is that what it’s called the watching you mug can I get like a picture of it maybe Maybe I can find a picture of it let me like let me get to like dry land there’s a skeleton I do the I don’t know how I do that face to be honest watching you Spencer’s mug oh dude I found a picture of it okay hold on there we go This is it this is the mug I got you can you can you can you can take it on credit if you’d like but this is the mug I got looks like this it’s super cool you can have two four interest free payments of $2.99 just don’t go crazy for I wish I knew where that um Cherry Grove ended up I totally like lost it on my like little we in I should have like written down the coordinates I got to like keep track of coordinates it’s this whole useful mechanic in the game where you can press F3 and know exactly where You are I don’t know why I’m so sleepy today I have to like turn the lights off in my room to see in the dark in Minecraft get like light overexposure or something why am I hungry again I feel like I just eight Yo I got to free the boys I got to free the boys you’re free go be free should be like an iron golem around here no seriously an iron golem get clipped buddy see you you guys built your [ __ ] on a cave there’s no way that’s going to pass building Inspection why does it say goat horn Ponder can you ponder it I’m I’m so Ponder pilled okay surely I make this jump [ __ ] easy now easy now easy now I’m just eating bread I’m just eating bread ooh wind swept grally Hills that’s good wind swep can you Fu like you guys chase me All the way over here all right that’s it you’re obsessed with me you guys are goodbye it’s like the actual like Hot Topic employee Behavior right there I I do not I do not slam axes into the people that watch me I promise for I should probably like go Underground I feel like this is like the spot surely there’s got to be an ancient city under here right I’m not I can’t be delusional if there is one and I have like a giant fall I’m going to be so mad [ __ ] dude feel like exhausted I don’t know Why I would like to find an ancient ow yo oh my God I just like randomly hit a diamond vanin I’m literally like a hold on it’s like a decent one too oh my goodness dude that was crazy I found like a Crazy Diamond vein All right I’m going to mine like I’m in the nether because I know that like these caves spawn like giant holes sometimes I feel like my streamer lock runs out what if I don’t find what I’m looking for you know what I mean what if it’s a Doomed oh [ __ ] yeah well that’s why I built like this okay okay okay Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat what am I doing boat okay boat no I clipped I I was so clipped oh man oh man oh man I was like I was clipped into like 15 different blocks Man that was a really good timing with like me oh [ __ ] dude I literally died because I [ __ ] clipped into a block stream over do you want it to be it could be do you want it to be what do you think your thoughts in the comments below oh that’s right disconnected for The uh the IQ test [ __ ] I have no idea where my home is now I’m all alone I’m cold I don’t know where I am I have nothing I’m a hermit oh I don’t know what to do now I’m actually like really [ __ ] I could like go into like the logs of the Thing really quick let me get like the logs open so I can see my chat history I just started I just started streaming yeah I know got to build a new Foundation dude you know what’s so funny even in the chat it’s like in the server log it’s like the boat is moving Wrongly what is moving wrongly did I really not my chat message didn’t send in the log what [ __ ] is there a way I can see the chat history of my server oh wait there’s a chat button right there 809 – 2352 oh that’s a trk 809 2352 809 2352 okay Well as long as I can get back home that’s all that really matters this sucks this really sucks not my most productive stream dude and I was right there at like a good spot I could have been an ancient city I’m so sad my my vtu face is smiling but I’m I’m I’m frowning I’m frowning I’m actually smiling now cuz I think it’s funny I I can’t frown this is my factory default is just smiling I can frown I have to like put a [ __ ] shift into frown hold on let me try doing it really quick it’s really hard for my character to Look sad just goes to show how happy I am you know what can I say I’m just such a I’m such a happy Jolly person especially after dying like that I’m so [ __ ] Jolly dude I’m so [ __ ] happy uh I don’t think my stuff is going to be there cuz that’s 10,000 blocks Away but uh I appreciate that I don’t know do I try to go back for my stuff what do we think what’s like the play What would you guys do if you were in my shoes [ __ ] oh [ __ ] cry oh miles we’re getting there don’t you worry we’re getting There but I can’t cry on stream I got to be strong I’m so strong God’s strongest streamer Nobody Does it Like I Do it nobody nobody go back despite your death amen I’m on my way we don’t talk about signal I I I look I I almost cried it didn’t count Cuz it was almost and close only count and Horseshoes and Hand Grenades I had like some good diamonds and I mean the spot was really good it’s just like listen dude I can’t take it with the throwing Trident right now all right I’m not in the throwing Trident mood Okay 9 18 I need one piece of iron for a bucket I’ve seen enough iron for a bucket and I’m fine cuz if I can get a bucket I can get water and then the water will let me like go back in there [ __ ] I am not doing hot I’m I’m like I’m Like dying IRL right now help me oh Chad I won’t make it o I know I said I was like hungry but I feel like shaky why is it the is it cuz I drank this stupid [ __ ] drink this drink is like killing me coming feral I wouldn’t say that Name my phone is dying oh have pity on me I’m starving have pity ah the portal please have iron portal Please okay no what what okay oh chat oh chat oh chat chat is there a different game we can play I’m not feeling Minecraft anymore I don’t know if I want to play this game anymore right now I’m not really feeling It Plants versus Zombies mini games ooh that’s a good call I’d rather do that right now please tell me I’ve installed surely I do my steam no don’t look I have to change my profile picture on Steam I forgot to do that I’ll do some plants versus zombies Mini games to like DET tilt but I’m probably going to end in like an hour or so cuz I’m like I feel like [ __ ] garbage dude the plans versus Zombies Arc never ends I just can’t I just can’t with the dying and [ __ ] oh David oavid full screen that [ __ ] baby hit it There we go look at this we’re back let’s do some mini gamess o let’s do some mini games all right Beed oh it’s like Beed isn’t it I’m so excited I’m sorry if you came from a Minecraft stream and know you’re you’re dealing with this but listen I need it the zombies are Coming okay so what do I do what is the point of this what oh i h i have to make the matches I was like wasn’t it just be better just to leave them be Shuffle plants oh and you can upgrade based on your matches oh this is cool I like This okay okay okay okay listen Okay I I I have 112 IQ all right I’m very smart all right I have pattern recognition can we go to the shop we’ll go to the shop after this I’m a little worried with how you phrase that with the the the like pleading Emoji yeah I didn’t know that there was a bejweled mini game this is crazy H Cra Crazy he was giving me like a Crazy Dave Vibe ooh wait I got the combo string hold on I want to get this like peashooter upgrade You it you felt so strongly about Crazy Dave boom why did that make the music cut out I’m like I’m like I’ve got realized I kind of suck at this ah [ __ ] I’m locked in guys I don’t know where the match is to be honest Uh oh there it is okay all right listen I just couldn’t find it for a second Zombies Ate one of your plants yeah they sure did I don’t know where the matches I’m blind bottom right oh [ __ ] you’re right mini game is actually really cute I guess have like a soft spot for The game in general oh I can hit like a nasty like big combo if I like had things in different spots oh nasty big combo no possible moves okay I was going to say how are we resolving this then ooh wait that’s a five boom okay that’s hype Upgrade to remove all star fruit see now now you’re thinking now that’s a good call five matches to go dude I’m such a puzzle Gamer look at that dude I did a match so good to gave me a trophy I’m pretty good oh I unlocked a new mini game that’s even Better this is a banger stream miles you’re words mean the world to me thank you invis what’s This invis the zombies are coming oh [ __ ] I can’t see them huh ah [ __ ] okay reveal it there he is I found him [ __ ] Nancy your hidden object game stream what R I’m becoming germa I’m not actually becoming germa right like doing doing a germa check real quick I’m not becoming germa dude the squash sees things that I don’t see look at him that’s my [ __ ] goat right There boom okay you know if me and Dr were in the same room I’d probably turn into sludge I love that guy he is so funny I wish I could be like him what is happening I feel I literally feel like I’m [ __ ] dying right now And I don’t know why I’m kind of scared Chad if I don’t stream tomorrow you know why oh no I don’t have anything to cover for that uh I have a second Walnut to stall that’s good give me some give me some yeah oh no it’s a bucket oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s a bucket that’s not good There we Go sometimes when I like brush my hair out of my face it like causes my character to like compress really hard and then like spring up I am so emo H nobody understands me I’m so emo I know honestly I’m kind of like one of the things I’m like sad about is that Like I GRE up like right after like Dean emo was like a pretty big deal like a like like 2009 I feel like was like Peak emo I kind of missed out dude too much of a [ __ ] Zoomer I don’t know am I a Zoomer I was Born in 01 I don’t think that makes me a Zoomer I think that makes me what is that like is it gen C does Z does the Z stand for Zoomer oh [ __ ] I think I just un lock the secret of life let’s getting that [ __ ] bag I’m not a millennial cuz Millennials Are like some Millennials were born in the ’90s am I mistaken okay if I’m born in 01 I’m a Zoomer no no no I turn I get turned into like a little pile of like goop no Millennial is 85 to 96 okay Zoomer streamer I’m sorry guys I didn’t know I just found out today I just got the diagnosis back I’m a Zoomer I would say I’m sorry for keeping this from you but I didn’t even know myself until literally today W H why why was there a car engine sound I forgot what zombie drives a oh oh [ __ ] stop him nice stop him boom squash his car turn his car into dust dude I think I might just I honestly might just like finish up this Mini game and like go to bed I don’t know why I’m like so [ __ ] today I’m sorry I I try really hard not to like do this cuz I feel bad but listen tomorrow I’ll try to play I’ll try to finish Resident Evil tomorrow I’ll try really really hard I promise I want to like I want to be like 100% for you guys and I don’t feel 100% I don’t even really feel like 50% did I put the squash in the one lane where there’s no zombies seems pretty om brand oh God my like charger cable for my Phone is like I just shrunk no I appreciate understanding it means a lot oh my God wait the lily pad just Vanished oh thought I was going to have to put up a walnut oh and it gave me a money all right we’ll go see aa’s husband and then we’ll we’ll call it there got to got to got to go see the hubby and the next one is like some [ __ ] About okay there he is hey that’s for You Yeah we’ll get that horseshoe Golden Horseshoe we’ll get the Walnut first all right thank you guys for being here I’m sorry it was a short stream I’ll do my very best tomorrow to finish up Resident Evil I don’t think I have too much but we’ll we’ll push through as much as we can Um and and we’ll go from there so thanks again for being here and thank you for understanding I hope you guys have a good rest of your night I love you guys I’ll see you tomorrow Video Information
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