Taking Over an SMP With Superpowers

So for the past six months me and my friends have been working on a server called The Genesis SMP and just a few weeks ago it finally started now on the server everybody has a unique origin that gives them a bunch of special powers as well as debuffs for example I

Can jump really high eat grass and can’t swim meanwhile other players on the server can like stop time throw Fireballs control people fly and compared to them I’m not really that strong so to make up for it I decided I was going to take over the world so as

Soon as things began I grabbed this guy named ratchet took him to a cave and we began scheming for world domination but before we even got to start scheming ratchik told me that he’s literally just a human he has no abilities or anything he’s literally just a human compared to

The rest of the server the two of us were more than screwed however we weren’t gonna let that stop us from achieving world domination so we began writing down some signs of a few goals that we wanted to accomplish such as instilling Government taking power for

Ourselves and also I want some pig lemon at Wawa pink lemonade aside we were going to take over the server within the first day and in order to start our mission we decided to head to spawn and help out the people that were dying in the rain

Because as I mentioned earlier there are also debuffs to people’s Origins so we headed over to spawn and began expanding the little roof that they had for themselves because you know we’re great people and then we also built a wall around them so that they would never be

Able to leave anyways after committing our first nice act we decided to go mining for a little bit I’m gonna die Richard I’m gonna die right now hide in crevice boom okay boom it’s completed break the sun okay all right boom we did that okay okay finishing sleep mission complete

Mission complete anyways after getting an okay amount of iron we decided to go back to the surface to find wembu in redoons who both have been murdering literally anyone they could so we’re trying our hardest to stay away from them until they started lava casting spawn which is really messed up that’s

Literally our land who said they were allowed to do that so ratchet and I with the help of coin monkey climbed the tower and began fighting for Dunes in wembo this is not okay this is not okay guys I get it okay what I do

This is awesome this is not us this is not us this is not even us this is not even us wait I feel like my dog’s gonna jump that’s coins this isn’t us oh God this is so rude Sam why are you killing us it’s

Not okay what is going on guys guys I can sing you a song you can make this difference this isn’t us this isn’t us this is an You’re a failure okay so this sucks so after failing to kill wamboo for like the 30th time I finally decided to retreat you know what else I’m failing at right now the prince damn when boost subscriber race that’s right not only is he beating me up in Minecraft right now

He’s also beating me in a subscriber race so badly that he hasn’t mentioned it in over four months so if you want him to at least acknowledge me please subscribe please give me your subscription anyways back to the storyline Patrick and I went back to our base and began discussing what we should

Do next and eventually we came to the conclusion that if we were able to stop wembo the rest of the server would see us as Heroes they’re like oh my goodness you freed us and I guess we’re gonna say read more like Under New Management

So just like that it was decided if the two of us wanted to take over the server we needed to take down the evil players and gain the favor of everyone on the server and after getting a little bit of gear it was time for us to return to

Spawn and finish off wemboo what ow I have nothing I got robbed guys monkey get off coin monkey you bastards my ability isn’t working I’m here to save the world saved You’re welcome America People are climbing up over there I hope they’re mining it down oh my God they are minding it down oh wow oh my goodness wow we did this we just okay you gotta realize literally what happened right we set a good example of how a good citizen should be and now

Those are the good citizens get them to build a bigger wall for us oh my God wait you’re right once they’re done we gotta say yo can you give us all that Cobblestone hey guys hi Pluto oh my God you’re really close to me you just yeah wow oh my god

Oh man hey oh now it’s gonna water him yeah but look oh my goodness our influence is being we’re good this water everywhere but yeah no we had a good thing we’re the good guys but we are the good guys we are the good guys like just outright bit

Harder hello hi hi I have something for you actually oh really there’s something for me you have something for Patrick how about y’all [ __ ] y’all ask me give me food earlier right oh I don’t want to actually recognize it is huge this is huge I hope oh yeah by

The way you’re gone for a bit yeah we saved okay spawn by the way but yeah okay wait we got this hold on we’re on it don’t even worry we’re gonna save this who’s doing this uh red that’s reduced for Dunes together once again we’ve saved the

Server once again once again you’re a monster I don’t like you exactly yeah you’re the worst you know I need this glass to survive he’s just stealing everything okay wow he’s just running away with all his items oh my God okay for Dunes why would you do this what’s wrong with you people

Stole my items for dance I’d like to talk to you about this this is messed up for Dunes who made you this way why’d you turn to this life of um no we’re talking about his feelings yeah come on man I’ll give you everything but the bucket here’s the bucket that’s like

The most important part okay okay okay okay not good I was trying to talk I was trying to talk to verdunes and tell them about why you should okay we’re trying to talk about our feelings and stuff and you’re just over here being a bad person

Like can you stop like it’s not okay like it’s really not okay it’s like really not okay thank God okay a new villain the giggler the giggler the villain the ability I’m a superhero what the hell go ahead Sam was like trying to sneak up

On you guys and now he’s here why are you the worst impressive um after getting killed by spoke twice and losing all of my items me and radic decided that we needed to get ourselves more gear because compared to anyone who’s gone mining for longer than like three minutes we are unbelievably broke

So to get ourselves some more gear we decided to go around the server and start begging people oh no my sick son help help me I’m drowning jump okay I’m drowning I can’t get out oh thanks nope there we go all right yeah no no no no he’s actually not okay he’s actually

Really sick I’m really sick it’s really six on what does he needs Iron iron lots of iron division a very iron deficient and to nobody’s surprise this did nothing for us so instead we started running around aimlessly for like an hour until eventually we saw a bunch of people that were also killed by spoke being killed by the warden so we asked them what they

Were up to and apparently they were trying to lure Warden into The Nether so that I could kill spoke for them however it was going horribly horribly wrong for them as they kept dying so me being the nice guy that I am I offered to go down

And lure the warden with them until I found a dead body on the ground which had a bunch of gear that was a lot better than the gear I had so naturally I took all of it ran back to the surface reunited with rattrick and thanks to the

Gear that I got it was finally time for us to finish phase one of our plan for world domination which was to expand the walls all the way to the world border allowing us to claim like two-thirds of the server and of course things were going really well until okay

Not cool not cool not cool not cool they want us dad rat trick yeah okay they want me dead they want me dead okay [Applause] no no no no no no goodness gracious You suck you were the worst you were the worst and I hate you you suck man okay God damn it okay after my very very embarrassing loss to spoken coin I went back to ratchik and began discussing what our next course of action should be and we both came to the conclusion that

Coin monkey is now our biggest enemy mainly because spoke just logged off but also because he betrayed us I mean he was literally helping us like an hour ago what the hell so thanks to ratchet’s human-like Powers I was able to get a stone sword off of him and use it to

Chase coin monkey down for like 30 minutes It’s over for you that’s a nice house get back here Oh okay hi princess I just wanted to talk to you hi what’s up dude how are you good okay love you sorry I gotta get my revenge I mean it sounds like he has a bag right here he’s scared I know he’s just doing that he has like full Pride Have fun yes I can oh my god get his ass I do not have a bacon And just like that coin monkey was finally defeated within just one day we defeated all of our enemies the Genesis s p now belonged to me and ratrick and nobody was left to stand in our way Thank you