TapL – Minecraft, But Every Mob Has Knockback 1,000,000…

Oh hey creeper oh whoa pause if you haven’t read the title already this is minecraft but every mob has knockback 1 million i am going to attempt to beat the game while mobs have the ability to launch me incredibly far away and essentially ruin my plans this is going

To be an absolutely difficult challenge and by the way a small percentage of viewers who watch this video are actually subscribed so be sure to subscribe and also like for the youtube algorithm anyways that’s pretty much it and i hope you have a good day three

Two one let’s go stone tools time let’s go go go go go all right i have to be very very careful i’m not getting slammed or shot or pounced on by any mob that would be no good i gotta make sure that i do the good or else it’s not

Gonna be good that’s kind of how it works in life you know anyways let’s go and get some uh stone tools here we go but yeah i’m gonna have to be very very cautious today i have to be very very cautious in order for me to not get

Slammed into places where i don’t want to be such as lava and death all right let’s go find possibly like a village slash any sort of structure that would like help me maybe no it’s turning night time already okay all right all right i think a bed

Is gonna be probably one of the best things that i could have oh gosh if it turns nighttime then there’s going to be a lot of mobs that will hurt me and it’ll be no no good maybe for the sake of experiments we could possibly

Just get shot once and just try it out all right just so we could have a good base level of how crazy and scary this scenario is gonna be all right oh there’s a lava thing right there i’m probably gonna use that later hello is there any scary mobs no oh there’s a

Skeleton all right just do it just do it try me out try me out buddy try me out buddy go go go oh oh my god oh oh god oh god these the chunks are loading okay okay okay where am i so that was a knock back one million right um

We’re gonna have to play this type of game now oh no i’m in the middle of a of a lake huh i i gotta i gotta knock i got a knot yeah let’s let’s be careful of uh you know just everything everything that moves and

Is mad at you but luckily i know that cows sheep pigs they’re they’re very nice creatures they don’t like you know have a knife in their pockets or whatever so i think we’ll be fine in the surface as long as it’s daytime you know i might prep

Up a little bit more than i usually would just to make sure i won’t get slammed and completely annihilated by mobs like these oh god please no oh oh god no you know honestly i i need a no i need to know will a shield deflect the knockback hey

Guys please don’t explode on me like oh it does it does okay that’s no good that stuck no even a shield they won’t do anything i have to just go through the pain i have to park through the pain now i really want to find like a village or

Something i think we saw the lava thing all the way there hundreds of blocks away we saw the lava so uh we should probably get back oh gosh it’s gonna be a bit of a trek uh let’s just get some iron before we go okay let’s go over here chad

Wait is that a village i found a village nice okay we need to just find the lava lake and then we’re set we go to the nether really quickly oh wait i think we know where the lava is you can see the fire right about

There nice this is a good start here we go see if i was a speedrunner right now i’d be i’d be thrilled i’d be thrilled about these blocks but i’m gonna take a little bit more than usual because i want to make sure that things go a little bit

More swimmingly due to the fact that this challenge is going to be pretty difficult once i get slammed if i do i’m going to try to avoid as much as i can though avoid all of the damage and all the slaps and shots hello please don’t hit me thank you

Oh god why are they jumping please don’t kill me thank you okay what do we have the yield is three if i was a speedrunner i would actually hate this village and burn it to the ground okay maybe not maybe that wouldn’t get me the world record but anyways let’s get some bread

Here we go oh my gosh we have over a stack of bread this is great alright we found some gravel here we go one flint please oh thank you all right we got the flint now let’s go after we make that portal we’re going in here we go

Lava hello hello hello hi lava let’s go and work on that portal now Here we go hopefully i did it correctly oh i’m improving hey not bad there you go here we go let’s do this i hope i don’t get eaten into the lava here we go oh oh what are you kidding me baby moon oh my god dude i’m so sorry whoever uh illumina

Bennex any of you guys say oh i’m sorry i took your godseed um i know you could be using this to get the world record but i’m using it for today just to you know finish this challenge oh no oh my god are you kidding me that is absolutely ridiculous

But this is really really good for for our circumstance right now because if i get slammed by somebody that’s not gonna be good right i’m in a compacted area there’s a bunch of walls and all that which would allow me to not get slammed into the lava we gotta

Find the the blaze spawners now blaze hello oh there’s the blade spawners oh there’s this blade spawners okay um hey guys uh don’t shoot me please i’m gonna put stuff around me so i won’t die easily okay i’m gonna i’m gonna mine under mine under oh my god okay oh no

Please please sir sir please no sir oh no oh oh okay no no no no let’s just let’s just stay in the corner oh god oh no not you too buddy oh yeah okay that’s good yeah let’s barbecue grill tonight 1v11 1v1 let’s go let’s go

Oh my god this is ridiculous i’m going to create barriers just in case if i fly away no oh they’re pissed oh no i got hit from the place all right where are we where are we why is the knockback backwards why is it backwards it’s supposed to go

The other way this is not a good area this is not a good look for me i’m surrounded by these mobs they’re ready for me i don’t like that oh no please please no no please no no okay okay nice oh my god oh okay oh my god okay let’s just let’s let’s

Keep calm now we need seven seven blaze rods all right let’s just let’s just calm down you guys i could hear a lot of you guys around the area just please there’s the uh the blaze spawner right there it’s just just a little a little far far

Away you know just just a little i have an idea in my head that may or may not be 500 iq but oh my god jesus christ well done where did that come from where did that come from well at least it’s not hardcore let’s keep going this is fine we

We at least established where things are let’s go and reset we didn’t have too many things not too bad let’s do this all right respawn point is closer it’s time for round two into another here we go oh gosh i am doing a new strategy for this blaze spawner blazes go spawn

When i’m ready please thank you very much but i’m going to go and make a bowl i’m just going to make these walls okay i please oh my god oh my god okay it worked it worked okay this is a good strat this is a good strat

Very nice this is working i’m going to fortify these walls even further just to make sure that i don’t get slammed somehow we’re at two rods two out of seven oh we found a structure i’m very happy we’re at three hi oh god okay four we’re on four oh my god we’re out

Five rods oh hey no no not again oh what just happened holy crap this is gonna be a harder challenge than i expected well the boat strategy was something i almost did it i literally almost did it why would you need a roof a roofer knockback that goes

Horizontal would it go vertical though huh this is gonna be bad let’s go back into the nether here we go v3 baby all right go go go go go go go what’s scary is that these blaze rods have incredible range it’s it’s insane so i gotta be careful okay

Okay we gotta be careful hey you guys hey what’s up y’all oh y’all y’all yo i think we have a system now a better system than before putting all my stuff my previous stuff including the blaze rod in there all right we’re in flavor town boys

We gotta make sure that we don’t die oh god oh oh my god oh i ain’t falling i ain’t falling hey it’s good oh my god i’m going through space time oh oh this is extreme knockback man there’s another bra six six blaze rods come on one more man

One more man yes okay we have seven seven blaze rods should we be incredibly careful possibly i’ll do like a few more it’s good protocol why not we have goods we got it now we leave now we leave we gotta take this back home we gotta extract let’s get out of here this

Is huge this is huge if i die right now all of this this effort right here all for nothing and that’s gonna be bad yes yes no no no hey i’m wearing gold i’m so yellow ah okay i’m so glad i we were wearing those boots thank goodness we did it okay

We got the blaze rods holy cross why is that so difficult maybe because every mob has knocked back one million anyways we got one part of the thing that we need but since we’re going for under eyes eyes of ender we still need to get pearls by doing so we still

Need to go into the nether get a bastion oh boy we need to stack up more and probably get like full iron this is not cutting it this no no no no no that ain’t that ain’t it that ain’t it let’s get more let’s get some iron let’s grind for

A bit do i dare go through the caves like here a cave nearby oh and it’s right here hi i’m gonna just be around here okay all right you guys are too close to my workspace jesus christ man oh here we go we’re extracting nice okay we can make

More pieces that are better than what we have right now get that leather out of here let’s go and put this on yes this is much better i think it’s time for us to go back into the nether oh lord oh lord have mercy all right we’re entering once more

Here we go oh god okay let’s go to blue area i need the vines where’s those vines at i’ve heard they’re very nice uh based off of my chat of course oh no oh oh i’m alive okay that would have been bad wait hold on tell me this works i have twisting vines

On my hand right now does this work oh it does that is a water bucket basically not only that it mitigates fall damage but it also it is blue that is very nice yes oh first pearl nice let’s let’s do some test runs you know just just in case

Let’s uh jump right here bang nice oh i hear the big boys hey big boys no no scare away scare away no you scare away scare away what how you are so uh strong okay this is a little stressful isn’t it please work please work please work ooh practice is working

Bang another pearl nice yeah i’ve mined so much gold i have 34 gold ingots and i’m ready to throw this at piglin so they will be very happy and hopefully throw uh purple circles at me hey pig glenn’s hello please take my gold thank you keep her

Going guys oh my god fire res oh that’s really good i’m gonna hold on to this just in case come on guys oh wait i i picked up the pearls i didn’t even realize it was in my hotbar we have 15 ender pools nice we have more than enough we could

Leave now let’s uh let’s go back we literally didn’t even need a bastion we mined so much gold that didn’t even matter we have 15 ender pros and we’re good we could leave now we’re going back going back to the portal oh my god please don’t kill me thank you

That would be nice oh my crush this is very scary this is not good that is not that is not good oh my god drink the virus okay this is serious business holy crust all right let’s go back um you know we could take this route as well that’s that’s fine

Is that the portal thank you thank you i’m leaving jesus christ all right that was nice thank you for the conveniency thank you blazes all right now we could go and make the good stuff eyes of ender let’s do this let’s see where the first one is at

Oh all right over on this side i guess it’s time for us to go then we are going to depart from this nether portal thingamabob shelter it’s not even a shelter it’s just i sleep on the floor but yeah we’re gonna just no matter our way into the uh

The stronghold let’s do this all right it’s time for us to leave now goodbye another portal area goodbye oh there’s a there’s a zombie right there okay fast travel maybe oh please tell me this is gonna be a good idea i’m gonna fast travel right here we could utilize

This scary scary scenario right okay go go go go go go go fly away oh okay that didn’t go too far it goes back back here we go moment of truth hopefully i don’t get ripperoni down down down down down let’s do this please tell me the stronghold thingy’s crossed thingies crossed man

Oh i knew it i knew it we’re in yes i hear silverfish right here it’s literally so close i hear lava it’s literally right there whatever that is i just need to get to that place come on now lead me there game lead me there i’m turning on subtitles because i’m taking this

Seriously oh right there right there right there it’s like in front of me do i even need these subtitles come on it’s right here wait wait and we’re here oh god okay okay please don’t hit me into the lava thank you silverfish i’m gonna just pour this

Oh god oh no i told you the thing that i didn’t want you to do all right now boom boom boom oh there you go already maybe i don’t know um according to my calculations there’s a very high chance for me to die in here so i might pack a separate thing

I am planning to die multiple times in there all right let’s go oh boy we’re here we’re here and it’s time to kill that dragon here we go one that’s three oh god be careful be careful be careful be careful of damage there you go that’s another one

That’s another one is that it i think that’s it no okay now i die that has to be enough i think literally everything is done now it’s time to get murdered now dragon you’re angry aren’t you look at how angry you are oh my god you are so angry yeah okay uh

Oh my god please no please no please no please no please no please no why no we’re not done no no no we are not done we’re not done no no we are not done i refuse to believe that we are done here no we’ll be back we’ll be back we’ll be back

Here we go here we go this is it it’s time chest rot v2 i’m going to prep up the arrows for next time i’m also going to prep up the bow now we’re going to take this all of these beds right here and we’re going to one cycle this dragon here we go

Dragon i’m here once more to confront you come on come on hit box is on it’s going down it’s going down it’s going down the ball it’s going down it’s going down it’s going down here we go what whoa i’m pissed i’m gonna kill this dragon man this dragon i am mad

Hey you and i’m gonna kill you ah get out of here bow spam moment here we go come on come on get out of here dragon every single arrow counts every single arrow counts come on we’re at the d and ender dean ender it’s drooling it’s drooling it’s

Drooling okay some hit some hits for you and an ender get ready for free hits here we go three hits one two three go come on killer let’s go 20 arrows left come on 20 arrows left come on come on come on come on come on come on good shots only

Good shots only oh 13 arrows 13 arrows dude ah get away i have 10 arrows left nine seven six six no high five i have five hours left come on no four i four i have four arrows left come on now come on come on it’s going down it’s going down it’s

Going down yes yes this dragon is dead we did it oh my god i was way too close for comfort actually i think there was many times it was too close for comfort to the point where there was just no comfort at all aka me dying multiple times let’s not

Talk about that okay anyways that’s it there you go that is it thank you for watching bye