Technoblade and Hanna CYBERBULLYING each other for 11 minutes

Call hannah but why why okay you know what fine you know what you know what fine i’m doing it i’m doing start voice call i’ve been peer pressured into this she’s not answering i’m getting ghosted by my own stream mods that’s how irrelevant i am what

Hello hello my chat demanded you be here oh that’s cool i’m like half asleep i need you to bring your maximum energy to the stream okay this is important okay call her a fan girl i’d be redundant she knows it’s not you literally dm’d me earlier saying

Your friend like asked you like i’m becoming a techno fan girl please help as our elder as elder of the fanboy cult please guide us in these troubling times somebody wouldn’t have emailed me and i thought it was funny yeah they’re emailing you because they know you’re in the position of authority here

They’re like why do you think they’re looking to you for advice on this we must consult the elders okay you know what you don’t have to document we gotta expose how bad you are at every game i’m gonna i’m gonna open the party actually we’re going to play tnt run

Again hannah for mc monday i don’t think she pulls 2k i don’t think she pulls 2k i want calvin in there but he doesn’t pull the numbers which is a shame because he’s really funny i watch his stream and i’m like this guy is better at streaming than i am i don’t

Understand and then he just pulls 200 forever because he’s got like a green screen and everything he’s hilarious i don’t understand don’t tell him i said that tell him i said he sucks he’s a bald idiot we can’t have any positivity leaking out of the stream boys only

Negativity i can’t have anyone thinking i’m a good person that ruined my brand people would ditch my channel in droves how did i already fall what is this you’re hacking because hannah’s here she drags me down oh shoot i fell how could you already fall garbage oh my god i’m

Not dead what are you talking about how did you die first oh my god i swear to god ninja’s gonna do better in tnt run than you did today okay doc don’t talk about it i’m not even kidding ninja’s gonna do better than you did watch it happen chad i will

Throw up if you talk about ninja you can’t do that okay hannah’s gonna tana just died like the second the second they were like hey techno you want a team with ninja the first thing i thought was hannah is going to implode because you think hannah’s a technoblade

Fan you haven’t seen her talk about ninja oh my god this is christmas for she’s going to die she might not survive the stream you don’t understand i’m gonna like cry as soon as i hear you guys talking together i’m gonna be like what is this watch him

Not even show up i haven’t talked to him i don’t know keem was like really confident that this team would happen he’s like don’t worry i got you fam you’ll team with i’m like but he doesn’t what is your assurance that he’s going he’s just gonna ghost me it’s gonna be

Awful wait i’m out of double jumps you’re so bad no what are you doing okay you have to do that and come here for this toxicity latest techno his new teammate no no no it’s like the only person that could earn less points than like who who ninja

Chris i don’t know i’m going to be honest i’ve pvp james charles he would deck hannah it wouldn’t even be close all right i would ten hit combo i would beat james charles james charles got like 13 out of like 30 people where would you be ranked hannah i would be

Ranked really high up because i am better at pvp than most of them we’re going to duel santa we’re going to duels we’re going to duels i never said i could beat you i don’t care we’re going to duels all right hannah i’m just going to bank off the assumption that you’re

Not a rod pvp god no i am so okay no just kidding i don’t use a rods please don’t use one i don’t know stop stop it stop stop stop it stop i’m gonna this is fortnite oh i’m doubling see how bad she is stop excuse me hat you missed bad guys

Look at how bad she is look at how garbage this human being is at minecraft look at this oh my god you got me in lava how did you not hit me i was in water i don’t even know how to hot key to my okay

It’s lagging okay so you can stop feel bad i am at this and notice how she’s even worse you’re on fire oh i am you’re right you didn’t even notice stop it stop stop wait no i what wait it was lagging i could actually meet people in minecraft one day though you know

What you’re doing here is you’re trying to get in minecraft one day by convincing keem that you’re the only person bad enough at the game to prevent me from winning i’m gonna win a fifth time with ninja and keem’s gonna be i give up he just won with ninja how is

That even pot i don’t understand how can we nerf him further and he’s gonna see your youtube videos your 1v1s and he’s gonna he’s gonna have like a light bulb go over his head and that’s how hannah’s gonna get into minecraft one day that’s been my plan all along watch me

Do this i can shoot a bow really well with me i’m so good i feel like i feel like you should have hit one just by like raw luck by this point i don’t actually oh i did it i did it there we go stop it don’t take no

I don’t appreciate that i don’t appreciate it stop actually don’t let me do this please stop stop it why are you being so mean oh my gosh this is literally a 1v1 you’ve been trying to kill me the whole time and i try to stab you and you’re like wow you’d hit a

Woman wow first hit on you i swear i could do good i’m just this is what i did to james charles is i just abused the hit combo thing and he got so mad it was hilarious amount of arrows are you kidding me stop no i don’t have no health you see this

You see this i don’t see it what i’m talking to the chat oh okay please don’t cyberbully me let me wait anyway let me win no yeah no you don’t even get to you don’t even get to come into melee range anymore because i i have two arrows never mind

I have no arrows i just have to find them see i’m not bad i’m getting hit oh lose you that did you see that just stop somewhere we want skeppy okay if skeppy asked to get in i’m not gonna be like no you don’t have enough subscribers to put

What are you doing are you even playing are you afk are you awake are you playing with a steering wheel what the you know what i’m exposing you for hacks so everybody technically attacks everyone in chat saying call skippy i think he’s busy or something i don’t

Think he’s watching the stream i mean it’s not like i’m sitting here like i hate skeppy and i’ll never call him i just don’t why would he be available skeppy only uses enlightened programs like telegram to communicate with people telegram’s actually good though it’s garbage

Why the time i don’t know a message has been sent until like a week later because it just didn’t bother sending the notification i literally had to tell you before like uh did you see this like what skippy uses google hangouts someone just said skeppy exclusively streams using google

Plus wait did you die i won that’s how it worked did i see technically died in chat loser how do i kick you out of the i want to kick you out of the discord call does her voice seriously go into my oculus rift headset right now are you

Kidding me okay it’s back it’s back i just heard like a faint voice from the other side of the room and i’m like why is my oculus on call shroud how could i call shroud i don’t have this power this is not the power i have the only reason

I’m like even well i’m not with those guys the only reason i’m like in the same room as famous people is because keem just has this incredible power that i don’t understand you’re gonna talk to ninja do you realize how big of a deal is

I don’t i don’t have a way to contact ninja that’s why i’m saying it could be a disaster he might just not even show i don’t know he hasn’t talked to me before who who would you teammate i’d probably i just i’d not stream and i’d tell

People it’s because i have so much integrity it’s because i couldn’t stand the disrespect to x mistorio so i had to quit and it’s not because ninja ghosted me he just stood me up it’s like high school all over again forget that last part are you good are you okay i’m fine

Okay it’s all good i’m not mad this is my calm voice come on come on someone’s saying call him his mom let’s go hannah’s mom streams she knows who you are she’d probably be like oh my gosh hi technology oh my god apparently i’m actually like renown is spreading like people

People at like my sibling schools know who i am they’re like wait techno blades your brother what the heck that guy won minecraft monday do you feel so famous i am it’s incredible you really are though i don’t i don’t know how this happens uh it’s all gonna like disappear

Like tomorrow they’re gonna none of them like the community post won’t have sent out to people so they’ll think i’m just like a terrible person and they’ll all cancel me all of my viewers will ditch me in droves i’ll drop below one million subs dude it’s not even like that i

Didn’t think you could get this far but like i feel like it just happened out of nowhere it really did it’s just like you’re famous it wasn’t even like okay like i win in minecraft one day did a lot but even like before like when i first joined minecraft money and i

Started streaming like twenty thousand people are watching and i’m like excuse me i don’t remember the last time i got five thousand that was like a distant a distant memory of maybe hitting like 4 600 and it’s like oh here’s 20 22 000 people games haven’t

Even started yet it’s not like i was winning the games hadn’t begun it’s like yep 20 000 people and then people be like i can’t believe technoblade he went from 2k to 50k viewers i’m like that’s not entirely accurate he went from 20 viewers to 50k they just lower it every

Time wait didn’t you tell keem that you got like two to three thousand or so i estimate i get like somewhere in the two or three thousands and then i just so i think he thinks i grew like a hundred a thousand percent or something but like i don’t get how percents work

Actually no that is how they work it’s two thousand percent i’m smart well i’m done it’s okay no one no one no one doubted that excuse me i’m gonna boot you out now bye i’m sorry chat she didn’t pull 2k viewers she can’t talk to me i’m so

That’s how it’d be that’s how it be chat