Technoblade: That Time I Conquered SMP Earth [Reaction] | Evil AND Genius…

Smp earth technoblade wilbur soot this is about the most type i’ve been in a while but first we gotta pay the meme tax [Applause] welcome back friends and a special welcome welcome to all the new friends all new butterflies out there i am yo bgs and i’ve been looking forward to

This for a hot minute it’s smp earth technoblade’s perspective on things it all seemed really cool i just haven’t gotten back to it until today smp earth we are keeping things rolling so this is going to be awesome i don’t know what to expect all i know is this video is

Called that time i conquered snp earth if you dig this video make sure to subscribe here we go as soon as you guys will get here we’ll begin the trial so there we were a week after s p earth began being put on trial in front of the entire server you’re probably wondering

How we got into this situation well i’ll tell you but first techno youtube’s i feel like techno skipped a huge part of this story last i checked the last i checked we were like you know they had just decided to live in antarctica no you chose techno

Youtubes yeah i’ve been working with the youtubes guys to design this uh this technoblade figurine like a like a real life thing but it’s not a big deal or anything these will go on sale on december 27th 3 p.m est and they’ll be available december this was less than a year ago

For 29.99 with free worldwide shipping dude my concept of time is so broken right now for free if you’d like a chance to win just go to technoblade.youtube.com link in the description and do steps like i didn’t win we join in the youtube subreddit to get more chances to win and flex your

Own techno youtubes it had been a bad week for the antarctic empire antarctica had turned out to be a barren land of almost no resources no trees no food i even spent 45 minutes transporting a chicken across the globe only to discover that you can’t even spawn passive mobs in strongholds so a

Chicken farm was impossible thanks for nothing alfred but i refuse hey alfred chicken that’s actually a super nintendo game that’s really bad stands for world domination having three players our faction had the power to claim 3 000 chunks of land which wasn’t even close to enough to claim all of antarctica

Much less the world but the server map had a little known feature autofill if you only claimed the perimeter of your territory the map would market all as your land exponentially decrease in the amount of power you need to spend according to my calculations if we push

This feature to its absolute limit we just barely have enough but it’d have to go perfectly and so the day of reckoning began phyllis said he was working on something over here this is so exciting because i think it was in who i think it was in evan mc’s video

About technoblade i know what happens here and i’m so excited what’s up sitting and what’s up [ __ ] again what is this my puny hypixel brain cannot understand there’s no sugar cane there and it’s it’s making ah ah this is witchcraft i i’m just not gonna ask glad that man’s on my side oh

It’s phil i’m gonna head to africa so we can get some cobblestone i’ll meet you there i’m gonna head to africa so we can get some cobblestone he’s destroying me i was about to say oh let’s have a race and then you just like go into you’re

Going to render distance in like two seconds i got flexed on hey welcome to the stream the disrespect but it’s so sad that africa is so barren they have to go to another continent just to get cobblestone so fast when you’re not there oh my self-confidence is back

Look chat i’m not that bad i’m zooming up hello the good thing about the plane you’ve got is that you have a lot of time to like type and alt tab if you want to because you descend so slow and the first one you descend pretty quick

This isn’t this is a flex isn’t it well you know on the bright side it takes so long to get to your destination you can really read a lot of your chat you can really get that connection with your you really don’t get that with except his chat just spams location

Like techno’s chat doesn’t really spam much of anything that’s why i still use the silhouette from time to time if i’m going somewhere and i just need to like yeah that’s why i’m using a slow play now it’s because i love my viewers get in all right we got this techno boat oh

We’re gonna they’re gonna log on today and be like what oh no excuse me i just realized they did this at a time when nobody is on the server either guys do on a thanksgiving weekend yeah that’s why we waited until today because you know we wanted them to be thankful for

Their land all of it let’s go we’re gonna claim the whole all right you’re gonna have to speed craft some doors so we survived oh you got a notch apple i i don’t log in for like a couple 12 this is what i have on me i have 16 or

Maybe 26 i think and the chess chat we choose good allies we choose good allies chat all right this is going to be our landing pad this is where we can uh take off for launch we’re going to dodge iceland under greenland and why why does ant venom need that

Why does he need that land so can we turn on the whole game now will it work yeah i’m gonna slash f unclaim all we have no land now let’s make this i’m so excited i’m so excited i know what’s going to happen and i

Can’t wait for it to happen i can’t wait for this to happen godspeed brother all right i just got i’m good i’m getting getting i’m gonna go that is not a straight line i’m i’m sorry you’re gonna have to leave we’re busy taking over the world that’s

A lot of people will declare warn you i can tell you that right now uh well where are they gonna live huh ever think of that who is that who joined okay so riley if this is your first time uh watching snp earth if you don’t we’re watching um we’re watching snp earth

Random person the time techno and phil conquered smp earth so okay so if you’re just watching if you don’t know what smp earth is there was an smp that was a scale replica of like the world and you could ally with people you could claim certain parts of the world for

Yourself and you know that would be your your area well techno in typical techno fashion on an exploit in the claiming process and technoblade and phil are about to try to claim the entire world for themselves and i’m sitting here it’s like that thing it’s like that thing where like you you

You see an accident happening you know someone’s walking and they’re texting on their phone and they’re literally about to just face plant into a fountain and there’s nothing you can do to stop them so you’re just sitting there watching and i’m like oh it’s gonna happen it’s

Finally gonna happen not a straight line i’m i’m sorry you’re gonna have to leave we’re busy taking over the world that’s a lot of people will declare warn you i can tell you that right now well where are they gonna live yeah i don’t know oh it’s it’s someone huh ever think of

That we can’t break the chain at any point or our plan will fail you’re skipping chunks we’re not skipping chunks right guys you’re actually skipping chunks you’re only claiming every third chunk oh this is this is garbage oh let’s go back our plane was too fast you made it

Oh techno crashed into the ocean this plant is completely falling apart it’s always our list that wouldn’t make sense perfection first unclaimed all world dominance before they find out v2 uh the admin has messaged me through console if you try and claim the whole world i will literally delete frozen too bill we

Gotta do it now and vince realized that his plan just backfired don’t say check them out see if it works all right all right here we go here we go chat we’re doing it what does f3 plus g do it shows you the bonus of the chunks

This is actually useful it also helps us uh prevent from drifting out of them damn the admins on me apparently that’s what they’re saying from the map there’s josh josh stop i know you’re listening stop it’ll be funny yeah it’ll be funny josh come on buddy josh you’ll be cool john i mean

Pesky vikings that face when technoblade tries to claim the whole world you’re surprised okay there’s a thing called rule of funny and it’s it’s a thing in d d where it’s like if you are bending the meta for the purpose of humor go for it and

You got to do it here oh [ __ ] if they didn’t pull this off smp earth wouldn’t have been anywhere near as popular as it is i was gonna say this is not new zealand this is huge see chat i’ve planned this out all right i did the

Math i think we can not hit new zealand just barely scrape past it uh i plan to disappear my plane disappeared apparently that’s the admin solving the issue uh uh oh i got a boat at least i’m gonna turn off who is that who’s this guy who’s this guy who just popped into

Voice chat and was like apparently that’s the admin solving the issue if you want to come in for the next episode of technoblade goes crazy you gotta be watching restaurant prior apparently that’s the admin solving the issue uh uh oh i gotta ladies and gentlemen that’s the admin

Solving the issue stay tuned for the next episode of smp earth auto claim and go back to land because i’m not swimming honestly you know what we’re doing a chat f auto claim on we’re swimming the rest of the more like more like a voice underpiece

Admins are logging in on a panic when they start getting messages they’re realizing what we’re gonna do and they instantly realize wait that’ll actually work alice is trying to put a spanner in our works right now he’s on my claim huh what’s he doing blaming it i think he’s

I’m so excited i’m just waiting i’ll be a boomer i’m doing it it’s the crappiest reaction ever because i’m like oh god it’s happening it’s happening come on don’t do this to me did you say you can join uh don’t you do you want to join well yeah sure

I’m just sitting here with this face of it’s happening it’s happening the crack i’ve made in your wall all right i i respect the mercenary side of you all this just my plan gave me yesterday that’s what you know that’s that’s what he pushed me over you

Know i gave him a thousand bits and now he’s in dude this is so exciting two thousand bits i gotta i gotta leave again you know how it goes you can defect tomorrow but today world conquest come on come on it’ll be funny all right well we have a lot of power now

The edmonds the admins changed our power to minus five thousand [Laughter] i believe it dude this is such a struggle i didn’t know there were so many trials and tribulations involved in this i thought they got away with negative 5 000 power wow we can see josh is a nerd blaming

Without power the admins are abusing and it’s not even working let’s be honest this is good can we just temporary ef dude this is going to be no they’re going to let this happen forever it’ll be fine can we just rename sfp earth at least s p techno blade all right oh

We can churn i’m headed north i’m headed towards you phil we just have to connect oh i see the land in brazil oh i see you it’s happening it’s happening it’s happening we’ve traveled so far the perimeter was mostly complete and we flew back to patch the few remaining

Holes so that it would autofill we also took a brief detour to convince the admins that this wouldn’t actually delete everyone’s faction data because they really wanted to ban us tell me the coordinates of the diagonal um it is at roughly eight thousand seventy four hundred seventy five hundred

Cha t minus twenty seconds come on it’s happening it’s happening i think this is a fly higher i need to fly higher ah We got it i’m refreshing ladies and gentlemen yes we did it wilbur has logged in [Applause] everyone’s logging in it’s glorious the trial of the antarctic empire is happening in the north france as we speak if you wish wilbur added everybody up in the discord the trial yeah i’m seeing

I’m seeing a lot of people that seem to be in our territory right now uh hippity hoppity get off my property well said wilbur’s not in it wilbert good guy wilbur he’s not in our land uh everyone else i love it it’s so emerald duo what is what is this

Some people just writing words on the order what would later become known as the san malo trials did i get that pronunciation right french people did i did i i don’t care get out of here oh there is a lot of authority and prestige in this doesn’t matter

Oh there are tens of millions of subscribers in that trial still here i got fallen kingdom ready to play on loop wait why phil already has an arrow sticking out of the back of his head i’m sure you’ve all aware of the dynmap and its current

Form if we could all just have a look on map.snpearth.com oh beautiful but um even tommy got on for this a good 70 of the earth’s surface now like i left a bunch of the ocean it’s fine this isn’t against any server rule this isn’t against anything at all this is

Completely within their rights but i’m happy to say it probably is a war crime is it a war crime objection which which crime has been committed you’ve just invaded every single country on the map uh it appears that they actually illegally put their countries within my borders technically uh

Technology would you like to begin your defense if you’d like to just just tell us why you don’t why you think you’re not the traitorous pig that your skin suggests you are oh wow wow wilbur firing shots right out of the gate in my defense uh no rules were broken at

Any point therefore i’m not a criminal and also you’re all on my land this is very rude i did not give you permission i’m gonna have to tax all of you to be here a couple diamonds my defense is um strong armed into this in my defense

Your honor it was hilarious that is a viable defense i’m not i’m not you know the legal eagle channel on youtube but i think that holds up in court he said i’m not gonna take iceland my residence might i add he said i’m not gonna take iceland

And he did he did take iceland if you look on the map if you currently look on the map there is no transatlantic to be found on the map that’s because you disbanded it you disbanded you literally said hey can i join okay let me just enjoy

And i i i was afraid that if um if if mr techno mr blade if you would want to call him that i was afraid that he was technical techno has been known for being a murderous pig so i can understand you’re being afraid of him that’s a wise decision so i acted

Irrationally and i try to protect my country [Laughter] it’s fair enough so i will offer you this right now please turn the weather out are you willing to double techno’s sentence as you you’re putting all the blame onto him are you willing to double his sentence at the cost of you no longer

Being you know no longer being on trial right now how how is that what what is this yeah okay all this you can you can join i just love chat i’m following old man phil’s i can’t hear tom’s calling him a criminal josh agrees this is the least thank you thank you

For doing process ever close you’re welcome look to your right thunder lips he’s floating why he float how oh he’s just vibing i am here he’s descended to the mortal plane to favor us still if you’d like to take a seat i knew it was a good idea getting this guy on that

I thought he was already so old that he ascended you fools we have the main character so jerry dude you know you know someone’s getting up there in years when filza is not considered the oldest character on the statements from the jury specifically with their head off

With their head i’m not going to act as judge jury and executioner just judge and executioner here okay thanks what i’m thinking is technoblade i will let you off the hook if you completely disband the antarctic empire right now right here open up the entire antarctic end portal

And you are not allowed to create another antarctic faction or own antarctica or actually any land beyond like eight chunks for i don’t know let’s say a week this feels a little bit one-sided what crime am i being forgiven of exactly pete i will extend that offer to you as well now nah

I’d like to hear feedback on that if that’s all right listen listen wilbur you might be able to didn’t do anything wrong like it’s not it’s that weird thing where he didn’t break the rules he broke the spirit of the rules but he didn’t actually break the rules

To betray us because he’s been in our faction for like a good 30 minutes but the rest of us are brothers forged in blood all right see we’ve gone through everything together you can’t convince us to backstab all right this is true friendship no can we get just a noise vote here uh

Who votes who votes that we let them off the hook as long as they unclaim one chunk no kill them no don’t get out of here in favor of just of just me shooting them with a crossbow oh yeah that works also i wouldn’t complain about that as

Well as all the other things i mean this is just a case of people being jealous that they didn’t think of this first so i would just let them off the hook if they just unclaimed so here’s the thing guys this is what the dream smp needs

Right now i feel like we need somebody who can bend the rules enough to just completely ally ever like something that is going to supersede all ongoing story lines right now into something that like unifies the circle boomers okay but there needs to be a condition

To say that they won’t do this again and that people won’t do this again may i may i say something may i say something quickly who is who’s watching family guy in the background the copyright trial is next watching big bang theory funny moments oh my god it’s [ __ ] fun

Put the control right dedication to the server what’s your compromise here all right you know i i’m a just man all right i’ll give you guys your six land continents back in exchange for some money he has roped you into this as well you two can now really want to disrespect

Yourself from techno babe right now i will let you step away and and distance yourself from him honestly wilbur i am proud to stand side by side with phil and techno you you the level of friendship to the galaxy this is a bro moment up here i just want to say

That this server it may have only been open for like for like a week but with you two guys this was after a week i thought this was like months into the server it’s been the happiest week of my life that is all kangaroo court bro

And so the san malo trials came to an end with us giving back the six consonants mostly because i needed that power back to claim our actual base we didn’t actually even own the six continents we just made the website look dumb entirely worth it no regrets after

The trial the members came together and agreed upon a new set of laws for the server and thus the techno blade law came to pass no writing with borders no artwork no taking the whole world and then i love even in this tommy just could i be teleported back it

Could be teleported please absolutely no taken over the world well i suppose there was one other thing wilbur soot has declared war on the antarctic empire okay fine i’ll come raid wilbur soda’s declared neutrality with the antarctic empire all right that was quick fastest war ever kind of rigged yeah but it’s

Role-playing they’re not actually boomers don’t worry i love this like area right here by the way this is really cool about it second question techno blade where do i find the vods of your past live streams excellent question well you see you can find them in the past live streams playlist that

Is a playlist that exists you can find my past live stream playlist on my playlist i did not know that was a thing alternatively it’s just been straight up on the front page of my channel this entire time it’s right under uploads it’s been right here how can nobody find this I don’t know if this music’s copyrighted or not i should probably mute it i’m gonna play it out just to see if anything else happened smp earth dude that was greatness this is so good like i wish uh where are all of these servers now where where where is the s like because

I know there’s a dream smp and i notice the origins smp which is basically the same people where is an smp like where are these servers for small to medium-sized creators that may want to do something is this is this all a dead meme now are smps a dead meme at

This point like you’re either on the big one or you’re not let me know in the comments down below if uh you got to this empire’s smp huh maybe i need to poke them with a stick and be like can i play your game i want to make friends and influence

People maybe maybe i need to do that maybe i need to just bother the hell out of them and see what happens i feel like they wouldn’t let me on but you never know okay so chad’s letting you know empire’s smp is good and i should watch it what

If i can be on i want to be on it i don’t want to watch it because i’m looking for something i can join i’m looking for something i can join i can cause some mischief i can make some you know not necessarily problems but some people might call them now i’m looking

For a place then i can have some fun that’s all i’m saying anyway let me know in the comments down below if you know about any of those and in the meantime take care my friends and i will see you for the salty run back