TEENAGE MINECRAFT NINJA TURTLES! (w/ H2O Delirious, Rilla, & Squirrel)

All right guys your eyes are not deceiving you all right we are actually back on Minecraft now the reason is they just dropped the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DLC yesterday so of course we had to jump in all right we got me as wrath Delirious is Leo squirrel is Michelangelo and

Rilla as Donatello because the colors line up just perfectly all right they actually did a huge job on this it’s a it’s a legit Minecraft DLC it’s not a mod or anything it’s actually really well done uh we had a blast Planet it’s actually pretty long you can see it’s

Rated really high so yeah let us know what you think and uh we can probably get two more videos out of this if you want to see more anyway let me know what you think and I’ll catch you in the comments where’s Master Splinter he’s in a dojo

Okay right here the turtle well I think I think maybe that’s what we’re going to yeah she said she was a turtle we gotta find Orange by the way he’s orange guy wait a minute right click on him hold on okay okay nice nice then yeah there we go

Like so delicious is who I’m a genius a genius Donnie I’m the genius Ralph oh my God check it out check it out so this is my bed right here oh yeah oh yes [Applause] look at my what are you talking about [Laughter] oh yeah of course and then really wants to fly things oh [ __ ] oh you do a little bit of that yeah you do a little bit of that what’s the button that uh that uses oh wait to use it uh I held right click what does this

Do pull it I’ll do it just pull it up wait a minute I’m sneaking am I on it yeah you’re on a hit F5 if you want to go third person oh my God yeah of course we can manage our character oh you can level perks all right listen left click to

Attack okay we’re holding your weapon right click to block uh your sneak button is how you dash if you dash an attack you’ll launch them into the sky you can do a jump attack oh you could double jump and attack to smash into the ground all right our objective oh yeah

Splinter in the dojo yeah the double jump is so sick you are high on that door all right guys yeah you like that yeah oh that was nice and you do a little ground smash all right I’m ready I’m ready oh yeah I’m gonna sit in it hard

To say he needed to talk to us in one day our Ninja Turtles will be the greatest warriors their name is Leonardo Michelangelo Donatello and Ralph what’s up Splinter how you doing what up massive Splinter greetings my wise people listen closely before we Face great tests ahead it is vital to embrace

My guidance and train diligently stay focused my young ones and let my teachings guide you to Triumph are you prepared to Embark upon this journey of knowledge and skill oh I am prepared very well my disciples let us commit with the fundamental teachings Amazing yeah yeah we’re great when they’re not moving to the next training room up here guys oh that’s it yeah you like that greatest ninjas in the land nice we got in here that’s a splintered what else is next Master this seems like a trap right here oh my God it’s so sick

Oh April O’Neal Turtles I’m outside uh with pizza chasing a story outside with pizza she’s outside of weird Pizza swing by grab a slice I’ve ordered your absolute favorite toppings [Applause] how do we get in oh man I’m in everyone in is everyone in get us that pizza

I believe that you’re driving you kicked me off huh yeah you so good you took it wrong you took a wrong turn you try to what are you trying to do is he tried to go around the tunnel weird Pizza your seed looks good wow okay they really did this they did this

You did that all right Ninja Turtles I’m driving now I’m not driving how do I how do I get out shatter attacks I’m not sure tell me what you’re in um um you quit moving all right there we go all right sorry we got places to go I think maybe we follow these things

Okay oh yeah okay you see it has a radar there’s a radar under our health tell me where to go oh I will not see that I don’t see that either yeah you do take a left take a left yeah see you don’t see it you don’t

See a little uh like between uh the two middle people underneath it there’s a bar you don’t see that no no no all right just keep going straight then all right there she is she’s right there she’s right here you go April April I’m the best brother no it’s me it’s me

Ralph it’s me Ralph I’m the best I got I got two I got two katanas they they don’t have to Katana oh what about nunchucks oh you made it Turtles I’m almost wrapped up with my story head on inside I’ve already ordered your all-time favorite pizza it’s waiting for

You fresh and piping hot no one word of advice though I get a peculiar feeling from the new Chef stay alert Turtles 100. all right this music is too loud oh no I’ll take those out try to follow me these four the foot soldiers will keep you busy I don’t

Think so he’s trying to steal our pizza attack that ass that’s right your arcade machine that’s not my life that’s that’s your ooze attack that’s your ooze attack just noticed that he’s going mm-hmm are you serious hey oh you [ __ ] you little [ __ ] oh my God’s back over here

Let’s see you get up here now Turtles I made it up the ladder still though oh [ __ ] I’m fighting him whoop his damn ass squirrel get a Mikey let’s go you can’t do damage useless sticking up behind us remember [ __ ] you can pick up lose it if you pick up

The [ __ ] on the ground oh that is an ass whooping that is an ass whooping oh yeah ninja stars I like that go ninja go ninja go go ninja go ninja go go go go go juggling these days Rangers yellow oh go go oh we got it we

‘ve already knew this no we need to repair the ladder yeah it says we have the ladder in our inventory guys come on oh yeah oh yeah yeah go go go go huh oh he’s still going no he is running oh we got this what was that mess okay I

Hope you don’t have to fight I hope we don’t have to fight on his little ass this little ass ledge is this where we come across Kate oh [ __ ] what the hell oh come here oh come here bring your ass back over here brother oh he ran brother Rock Steady I heard a

Modern exercise what are you gonna do now [ __ ] oh God man my enemies for this there’s a pizza is that lives press the block button yet what the hell no I just I just swing on their spawn we had a need to do this is just a foot

We ain’t worried about these I’m a pair this guy watch Wait wait come on Swing Swing Swing you little [ __ ] These Guys these guys don’t even attack people ain’t got nothing under the test they think they athlete’s foot what the heck I’m down to chase he’s running a joke son of a [ __ ] you can’t beatbox Bebop he’s just slow

I’m ninja stars at him oh boy Brothers we must protect splinter oh you think Bieber is going off the Splinter not on my watch oh we gotta take the damn elevator how do you get in there before he is so fast oh we gotta fight in here

He’s sneaky it’s been a Rooney they are ninjas They Are Ninjas Oh I got this this spawn Corner okay okay I’ll take this corner I’ll take this corner I’ll take the middle y’all pass them to me there we go get destroyed get [ __ ] off oh Pizza who needs Pizza the most Delirious delicious

Hey if you see a pizza with a rainbow color on it it beats eight hearts wow good Lord or pizza oh there it is there’s the rainbow with the heart rainbow legendary eight hot pizza it’s legendary it’s Supreme it’s a supreme cream pizza yes the best of pizzas okay elevator I’m hitting the

Elevator button oh there it is running oh you toils can’t resist a good scrap can you I’m barely planted my Hooves in this joint you are wait you oh and you already used slicing to get rid of me damn you you pig bastard we’re not the main dish coming you [ __ ]

More like bebopping that ass come here watch out watch out I’m sorry no I have this already a little bit nice hit cartoons is low knock them down we knock them down shoot I’m shooting uh I’m shooting I’m shooting things at him oh nice no he jumped again he always does that a

Parrot Ninja yeah yeah maybe Harry I’m holding pairs down there we go there we go maybe there’s something else we gotta do oh I don’t know I don’t know oh my God I got one heart block and block them block them there we go [ __ ] do it differently now but it’s working

All right okay I’m good another one nice Mohawk uh beep up but it won’t protect you from our chill our ass whooping fire it won’t protect you be Bob ready that’s right yeah yeah shut your dumb ass down three of us are almost dead by the way that artwork of Cowabunga though that’s

Fire you like that oh I heard a tuna thing a lot of the new perk and manage character per screen The View we’re level two and his character two turtles manage character My Perks My Perks all right cool all right so we can charge up to two Okay

I like that the combo got Perry dash dash okay we already been all through this shell shot jump twice yeah that’s the one we did a big attack on the come down good job everyone this Winner’s gonna be proud she’s here look oh this is ready okay okay what you got

What you got episode one episode two oh how many we got there’s no there’s nine nine nine episodes nine episodes the pilot popped off next time on the Ninja Turtles it’s the pilot popped up Mikey what are you doing I see you yeah he’s like scare all the damn people up

There those are like pizza slicers Rocksteady Rock Steady The Rock Steady is a is a rhino Rocksteady Rock Steady went out to City Hall me and him are going steady all right congratulations that you can’t catch me how much actually I bet you can rock Stadium we’re fighting already wow

Is it dark stuck remember we got two specials now two specials right where does that go oh you went to the left oh hang on April’s calling me whoa looks like the power is down the station find the breaker and restore the power Rocksteady is up to no good be careful Turtles

Look he left he left bloody Footprints all over Oh [ __ ] I’m going to Yellow but I don’t know where yellow is okay okay I found yellow I see green way over there how the hell my switch on I turned myself they’re trying to stop us I turned my switch on yellow’s done just

Hit it a bunch of times to turn it on all right we got two on two on two on Blue Zone oh my gosh literally parkour Did you already do red I got green this one or this one Whatever this one was I did it there we go they’re all done they’re all done locate the master switch did you get it yeah good job good job I’m so glad I helped you did great parkour We must we must make April happy so she can buy us more pizzas because we can’t go in and buy pizzas yeah we can’t buy pizzas ourselves you know this is doing the 90s yeah no turtles allowed nah Jesus what did you do you hit you hit space

One time and you just run foreign [Laughter] it’s bigger on the inside than it was we just walked in the train it wasn’t this big come here let me send some pictures there you go let’s spot an end let’s put it in behind oh he’s got a shield he’s got a shield crap you need a you need pizza wrap

Any pizza I always need pizza um level eight level eight shoot uh Pizza back here oh my God it was anchovies oh nice those are delicious don’t you dare grass that show these are great stuff the orange juice throw stuff oh [ __ ] They’re trying to throw stuff now it look like boxes it’s starting to get their ass off that’s what they’re doing well that’s right put the damn shield down what are you doing I’m low I have what else what is that bombs Brothers we need to know who trains the foot soldiers oh yeah he’s like damn they they are whooping my boy’s ass getting tired they’re getting tired again you are down a man brother no no I’m fine believe it or not I feel great right now oh my God squirrel

What are you guys talk about my health is healthy I have more pizza than all you guys right um yeah you got five I got four yeah time to roll out we gotta catch him oh there’s so many oh my God over the tree there’s so much Dynamite He’s here hey we’re at the front of the train nowhere else to run your soul is mine come on you little [ __ ] we were standing in such an epic pose right there oh [ __ ] we were sorry the person shell but I’ve got one-way ticket to Victory and use turtles are in

A wild ride steady Hey [ __ ] oh he ran oh you little [ __ ] he ain’t fast enough yep yep Somebody oh oh God he’s getting that asphalt he went for oh here we go come here who’s attack is ready come on if I do here we go there we go home run I got my spinner running together I got my spinning Rooney’s ow oh God oh

My God wait a minute pay attention look look at the top look at the top of our pizza slices this is the pizza I just used one I didn’t realize I’ve used one use one okay let me [ __ ] low Health low Health what are you gonna do though there we go

There he goes uh-huh oh God he’s mad he’s enraged no that little [ __ ] oh right steady your aim is as bad as a blind charging and he is definitely charging down nope he’s up dynamite oh come on come here oh God I’m sorry I’m sorry come on you’re not sorry I’m not

Sorry I’m not sorry I’m not sorry I’m gonna start something oh you like that [ __ ] huh he doesn’t like that he doesn’t like that at all let’s go [Laughter] it gave him the turtle bags right there that’s what T stands for right turtle soup yeah Oh the Drillers the drill oh the shredder oh it is what the hell did he come look at our asses what now and we have to file three of these at the same time oh my God come here what is this uh oh here we go having two imbecers forgotten your

Purpose I explicitly commanded you to bring me the trans-dimensional Portal Device cease your mindless Antics to deliver to me immediately immediately sorry boss we ran into the tortoise and wanted to have some fun yeah boss we were going to bring the device Channel 6 news right after so you can

Tell them nuts give me that I’ve got important business to attend to oh that’s when we all slap each other on the shelves hmm you’re on Minecraft leveled up a little level a little Minecraft level up oh man is scared in my perk but now we got all three ooze attacks right

Next one is a ninja stars attacks how you spin longer time oh yeah you’re right yeah you spend longer um if you look at the board the way it’s set up it’s four sets of three all right three sets of hang on let me what was it

Three sets of three three sets of three we should do it we should do one more oh channel six I prefer channel nine device channel six nine is the best though I just want to flip between them both real fast oh my God watch out Turtles vernage is

Called Channel 6 news is crawling with foot soldiers oh no head on over to help all right brother I remember Vernon Splinter told me that I lead you so I’m leading you straight to channel six let’s go I mean you foot [ __ ] are we gonna be on the news today

You were just some common house Turtles Kobe oh damn come here don’t be ridiculous what if we’re the monsters what do these guys are just enjoying their time in the park one day off a weekend they decide to go to the business fell fall for their trickery where’s Casey Jones at

What the hell yeah DLCs go get the hell out of here I’m here for the news I’m here for the news it’s fake news what the hell y’all doing back here anybody need water what’s in here I’m good excuse me I’m in the editorial Department Emma needs you to want to Dad Oh my God you’re gonna want a medic out of this ass whooping I’m putting on you let’s go Mr footman hmm yo we got him there’s Pizza in here if anybody’s hurt nevermind was hungry elevator boys oh [ __ ] oh we’re in the elevator oh green green boy green green oh all right

In the corner I’ve got my corner I got my corner I got my corner I just stand on the Block just stand on the Block there we go ah get [ __ ] on go ninja go ninja go I’m just spinning into my corner ninja oh the three guys got Spears yeah they

Do green I haven’t used them yeah they uh they’re just getting their [ __ ] pushed in but they do got spheres I will say they are really good at like Ninjas for sneaking in here like the way they do yeah I’m not the hell did they get in here

I’m not very good at tactics and or fighting Brillo are you having a tough time over there we must team up it’s because he hasn’t touched the ground yet I think uh you could be right all right yeah and then it’s stuck on the top floor he

Won’t come out until the foot soldiers are gone keep fighting your way to the top floor and help Vernon are we talking about uh Vernon J Vernon yeah oh hello I can use some um since you guys don’t like them all right April you here Vernon

Vernon where you at I mean you little [ __ ] yo I’ll pull y’all with me yeah well green like a damn superhero fight enemies fight the enemies we can do that yeah that’s a good idea first is the little discombobulating a little bit more discombobulating oh oh

What oh him in the back of his head how are you doing over here a soda you know these [ __ ] are much taller am I shorter in person oh yeah look at this guy oh they are just tiny little turtles that ass what you can really tell you’re blocking

Blocking in first person you can tell you’re blogging oh yeah yeah hey oh what does spinner look like okay oh yeah oh oh there we go like a damn amusement park ride there’s still more of these [ __ ] come over here push forward Brothers forward where you going are you upstairs

Oh whoop your asses too I went upstairs go go go go all the way up guys all the way up I can imagine like an epic fight scene as we went through there like in that movie the game sifu yeah yeah yeah we must go Brothers oh do you know how

Good a beat I’ll beat him up like seafood would be with like multiplayer multiplayer oh yeah oh my God don’t give them ideas I got this going in my corner all right I got this corner I’m gonna do a spinny okay I’m doing Hispanic uh multiple uh cartoons is a big uh

Eight eight heart pizza box behind you we need that too he ate every last bite yeah hungry it was good I think it was realist though delicious yeah yeah some of these soldiers might be delivering men because there’s a lot of pizzas going around a lot of pizza

On them they actually work for Foot Pizza [Laughter] what are these guys doing they were doing interviews what the hell something’s just working make the area yeah maybe they just work here the bad guys then oh they’re burning he’s right here where is it are you okay oh it is Vernon he’s scared

Okay we gotta save them be careful brothers be the bad guys attacking these dudes on their day off hey April Brothers angry at us if we get caught on the on the cameras um I was literally lying on my interview yeah I’ll be mad if you was caught on camera doing

Hell out of here come here right yeah you guys are doing great good work down there guys doing amazing behind you there’s a reason massive Splinter has made me the leader of all of you guys have you ever wondered why like I never can slice people with these damn swords

Socialize people just you should probably should probably sharpen them a little bit yeah I know hey oh I have a question cartoons you probably know this question um yeah the last Ronin is that Michelangelo um I don’t want to spoil it I think it is I don’t want to spoil it

Because it’s fairly new and some people probably haven’t read it yet what is it yeah you say Vernon thank you Channel 6 News off the air though the broadcast signal is being blocked can you take a look at the antenna shredder has to be up to something oh good thing otherwise

Cartoons you were screwed you were going to be on TV yeah I actually haven’t read it away from channel six back on the air we can do that you locked that damn door well she she just confirmed that there’s no power yeah luckily right right that them that stuff

Tunes is doing on that camera without getting the money first yo just wondering what it is yep oh no it’s like that huh YouTubers never know when to quit fools fedic resistance ends here rumbled before me as I eradicate your feeble existence oh yeah oh [ __ ] massive Splinter give you this

Figurement didn’t he what about this [ __ ] ninja vanished oh did you vanish once your ninja vanish this oh hello that’s right massive Splinter taught all of us but he taught Master Splinter didn’t he [ __ ] we’re here we I got some ninja stars in there we can follow his little smoke

Trail yeah he’s like wait a minute technically he’s like our grandpa and he’s like oh grandpa he’s like a [ __ ] oh he got that work he’s going where’d he go hold on over here I got the Ooze ooze attack I’m gonna win it oh is he running through this on this

Corner again need to stop after you have to teleports I’m oozing him there we go ninja stars keep losing him A secret after this ass whooping You’re Gonna Want You’re Gonna Wanna hire Vanilla Ice to make another song [Laughter] by the way I’m getting my [ __ ] kicked in apparently we’re all kind of low yeah but we all got pizzas we all got some pizzas a little slam on

Your ass man oh you’re not gonna lie I’m gonna feel a little uh we high as hell oh I just looked down while I jumped the first time one heart left one hot one opportunity dude he uh he did okay swing fast just because he runs swing on

Him he took a pizza for me all right Spin A Rooney attack come here you like that [ __ ] huh oh there he ran he’s trying to Juke us try to go back right to the same spot where he was going to go right there he tricked me over here this corner almost

And Mikey was hungry all right it wasn’t even low yeah the the the secret uh disappearing act you’re doing [Applause] this is our chance you think that’s what created us [Laughter] what is that device oh did we stop it I thought that’s what we were doing and he still gets it off no it blew up oh nice get [ __ ] on that’s true uh wait a minute round two I mean [ __ ]

What have you done how am I gonna get the technotron back from Dimension X now oh You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me Turtles ad-lib I put in there huh yeah it does that’s gonna be in the next episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles teenage Minecraft Ninja Turtles

Heroes we’ll find out what the Technodrome is all about oh we got seven ninja stars now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah everybody everybody to bed everybody all right everybody to bed good night guys good night good night good night wonderful wonderful time all right I had a great time

Oh you gotta tell us a bedtime story I’m just going to see Master Splinter I’m gonna tell him that I’m the best son every Journey Begins to embrace the path before you believe it now get your ass off now go to bed I wouldn’t grab me a

Piece of pizza thank you Master Splinter all right we’re going to bed we’re going to bed we’re going to bed all right we’re way past our bedtime you want to join us April you want to join us get a red bed best bed best place to lay your head

You don’t want to be laughs um um down leave me down asleep pray the Lord shredders doesn’t take you in your sleep if you uh wake up without your weapons uh what the hell yeah shut up [Applause] wait a minute [Laughter] itching back Up in my room