Tempokin – MCEternal: The Minecraft Modpack That Broke Me

Minecraft i don’t want to talk about it mine diamonds get the 20 [ __ ] off now mc eternal this is more my speed it’s the minecraft mod pack designed for those of us who have stopped taking our medication in order to see spirits and other members of the astral plane

It’s the mod pack with everything create factories that run at a crispy 8 frames per second or tame dragons and cast spells like gwyneth paltrow or succumb to the vile abyss of inescapable evil and build an unstoppable unbeatable invincible army of psychic rats whatever you choose mc eternal has it all except for

Subscribe tell me i’m crying i’m crying subscribe to seven kids and the channel where other mod packs take inspiration from the family friendly practice of mixing vodka and crystal meth mc eternal takes inspiration from world of warcraft the only thing on this [ __ ] earth that’s ruined more lives than mixing vodka

And crystal meth mc eternally uses a quest system that looks like the art piece of a schizophrenic simply put i’m stimming please dm me by completing quests you’ll gain money and items to aim you in your epic swag eminem gameplay a typical mc eternal gaming session starts off by walking outside and

Instantly dying from something outside your control then spending multiple hours trying to get your items back as said things sits directly on top of them can random mobs one-shot you from across the world because the mob developer thought it would be cute and quirky to give every enemy thousands of health

Yes they can can barracuda the sun god eat your ass as a four-course meal by calling in heavenly beams of light from outer space oh yes he [ __ ] can and he did it he killed me 80 [ __ ] times so me and my friends made a base in the

Most boring place possible to friend any dangerous foes the default minecraft planes biome we failed by the way because of these hoodlums it was at this point i discovered the minesweeper block which i placed directly in the middle of town it was only after this happened

That i learned it would explode if i failed at minesweeper the game i had never played in my life i felt sweat on my brow and i was all out of grape high shoes and i ruined everything i [ __ ] ruined every god god [ __ ] damn it i made up to everyone that i

Destroyed most of our items with these hanging lights and lagging the server with infinite water i’m really a gentleman and after that we were all set to do our own things luckily for me i got a piece of bedrock which i tactfully hid in my friend’s house

And yes it still isn’t breakable but honestly he [ __ ] deserved it because he built a forest yes an entire [ __ ] forest directly on top of the community storage system can i get some anti-paw messages in the comments thank you thank you as time went on we all noticed

A pleasant steady decline in frame rate as our computers slowly killed themselves was this due to the rats possibly jessie i’m dying we need rats jesse if we don’t get dirty string cheese from mcdonald’s gustavo is going to kill us all but mr white was intolerable shut the [ __ ] up jesse

We need geez get the reds and the game award goes to tempicon tempican the award goes to ninja now there’s so many rats dude and you can get even more rats in ratlantis the rat dimension oh that sounds great wrong it’s the worst it’s literally just a jungle biome with some cheese

Atlantis isn’t the only dimension though first of all they changed the nether it’s [ __ ] up what they did to the nether get one shot by a salamander get one shot by a blaze fall in the lava survive get shot by an octorok with an ak and that’s not even the worst part

What about the beneath it exists only for mining except if you happen to walk into the darkness you will be quote consumed funny i [ __ ] hate you also i haven’t done the twilight forest yet but i mean naga more like new my favorite minecraft mods have always been tech oriented i’m

A special kind of special my autism is as the kids say freaky and you can really see my raw unbridled testosterone in the cake factory this might look like a disgusting vile mess of various mental disorders but i promise it all makes sense you see my ket flowers that unironically say

Keck w need cake to survive okay the keck w flowers [ __ ] that’s it [ __ ] you you