Terrifying Minecraft Map

[Applause] foreign did that scare you no all right maybe this Minecraft horror map will poison tutorial tutorial whether no one cares I’m just gonna skip this rolls Daisy recommended nah should I should I do hard I’m gonna you know what don’t get hard what is this main guide okay poison horror map

Main guide okay this is taking too long I’m just gonna skip to when I actually start the map okay awesome smash like oh and also how does this look so pretty cute polishing what item is this totem of undying hell yeah I’m taking this all right it’s time to start

Uh yes oh oh wow uh prologue all right I’m not gonna force you to listen to me read seven pages of a Minecraft book so instead I’m gonna give you the rundown all right so there’s this Village and next to it is a river and the villagers from said

Village begin to see game ended bodies flowing in the river and everyone’s like oh scary but this one fella this villager for whatever reason doesn’t really care about it he turns out to be a quirky reserved villager that people call The Smiling man Now The Smiling fella is believed to be

An expert Hunter and a skillful Tamer and some people also think he is a necromancer now Smiley over here lives in a big ass house that is also old and people think he is very rich because it’s big it’s basically a mansion besides being considered very rich he

Also apparently is very sauce crazy oh and the people that enter his house never come back if you get lost in the woods stay away from The Smiling man who knows if he could be interested with you okay gotcha smiling man mad okay that’s loud

Uh-huh I’m not scared of any oh come on really I have to decide you know what [ __ ] it I’m I’m taking the right I’m bringing the right decision going to the right side that is loud oh oh my house awesome like the Thunder emeralds Emerald boots hell yeah

Cobwebs and a beetroot soup splendid yo man you want some beetroot soup wait let me just jump over this yo what up bro what’s that aesthetic aesthetic commence command block should I just walk over this oh [ __ ] me uh uh right yo man that’s that kind of

Sucks I mean you are already kind of dead shut up I’m trying to commentate on my YouTube video okay damn you still want that beetroot soup that’s kind of creepy but it’s not scary enough I’m a big lad I’m not scared by these old things

Um okay so I guess we took the wrong turn I mean okay we we took the right turn considering I got beetroot soup and emerald boots which definitely aren’t diamond boots but whatever missing why you look like that is this a smiling man’s house you know I’m just not gonna enter it

You know what on second hand I think I’m gonna check it out all right yeah no this isn’t you know this isn’t a body that like decomposed in that Barrel it’s not okay you know what if if that fella comes any close to me I’m gonna I’m gonna pet him with my bones

That is [ __ ] scary though that is gonna that’s kind of creepy what is he looking at yo lad what what are you looking at you’re not looking right at me so okay you know what I think I don’t wanna is he in a [ __ ] composter oh he’s dead that’s what’s happening

Okay yo what up yo what up lad um man that sucks uh got yourself in a in a predicament huh yeah damn oh what the [ __ ] I like the fog damn the [ __ ] is that huh funny real real hilarious bro oh my God you poor fellas uh-huh so weird ass

Village I’m not gonna lie all right anything okay food love that we love food oh I can smell my food in here cool okay awesome awesome I’m gonna take this call by the way uh in case I need it later on um all right you know love that okay more

More dead bodies oh I need a key oh key awesome key found oh secret secret house okay secret houses oh okay I’m just gonna go this way for a second I’m just gonna check this out any anymore maybe like armor any more Emerald boots um oh videos

And a wooden sword I don’t need that I’m gonna take it still but I don’t need it there’s uh something here as well I see Shrek Easter egg oh hello there later we’re gonna have a party of our friends finish the map to play the Easter egg while you join sure

Social Shrek Easter egg yeah no that that’s fitting for a horror map all right we have a key click oh yo oh cutscene don’t oh was that it was that the smiling man The Smiling fella can I just stab him to death I have a totem of a dying in an

Enchanting Golden Apple don’t make any noise okay bucko okay don’t make any noise okay oh but I have to I have to ring the doorbell now now do I oh all right what the [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] oh hide ah what the [ __ ] what about

Um totem yeah I’m I’m gonna PVP your dumbass what the [ __ ] let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh no I’m not scared I’m not what the [ __ ] is he drugging me Jeffrey Dahmer

Oh wait am I supposed to run okay so I I assume I I I did the wrong thing am I so oh okay the house okay wait I have the main guide what am I supposed to do in the the house escape from the house with the

Help of the clues in the Box all right all right gotcha so I’m supposed to escape ah right that didn’t scare me that’s a shitty trap if it breaks under you torture chamber valve did I am I drowning myself okay Diary Number One oh not this [ __ ] again

All right hold on so we get introduced to this guy called Victor that has apparently been imprisoned by some nerd called b-ball Behemoth for over 20 years spoiler alerts are the same person during those 20 years the Victor discovers that you can pretty much Escape in a single day using the sewers

But to get to that you have to tighten the valves from the following places the torture chamber which I just did the living room is the laboratory the engine room the backyard and the attic when you do all that some goofy sewer gas will build up and cause a big boo boo that

Uncovers the entrance to that [ __ ] River aka the only way to escape so I’m supposed to switch this on this is the torture team revolve it’s a sick torture chamber man New York be like yeah this cost 14 billion dollars a month uh second okay yeah I can just go here

I like the mushrooms they’re a good addition stone cutter oh red wine install instant Health three hell yeah oh wait this is like an overpowered potion let me just grab all these oh oh oh no I don’t want to do that right you poor thing there you go what’s crackalackin

Leather pants oh oh yes I wanna I’m gonna trade my leather thank you kind sir what about you do you sell me anything valuable leather pants come on man what about you are you just in shock I don’t have any more leather what the [ __ ] security room

Any chests in here perhaps so many any any good stuff any like guns perhaps um I don’t think so okay you’re a big ass fella with no eyeballs okay You guys are like free you know that what the [ __ ] huh no you know what totem on dying in my hand I’m gonna I’m gonna slash that [ __ ] call me my boy I’m not scared I’m scared so bro is on the anabolic steroids is what’s happening is Big Man still here oh

What the [ __ ] get [ __ ] combo [ __ ] ass [ __ ] uh imagine if I wait I wanna wait I have an idea I have a really good idea I’m gonna trap him in his own [ __ ] hold on yo [ __ ] [ __ ] they don’t close fighting oh God that is terrifying the screaming is [ __ ] awful oh

Yes I like this okay burger oh no give me that sword oops oh Bow I can hear him moving on top of me just flopping around any coal awesome God damn hmm what do I do what do I do can I go down oh I totally can anything behind it oh

Why can I stand on this right Courtyard Whatever average Reddit user trying to talk how long is this okay click right okay and I haven’t done that yet and I’m not sure how to do that no parkour I’m great at it how do I do that why am I so cracked I hope I’m not gonna need that food awesome

Okay so this is the engine room bro there’s no way that villager can do all this parkour okay I’m just saying like the lad is clearly just clueless Laboratory or lemon hell yeah hell to the yes was that you talking the Shabba laboon [ __ ] oh oh command block slash give at P

Diamond 64. you reckon the big man can hear me just like messing around in this in his things I know for a fact he can’t go here so oh do I have to explore this now no wait guys is this that new uh whatever it was called sniffer uh uh skeleton confirmed

Hold on I’m gonna I’m gonna look through this real quick all right so there’s dead ass nothing here or maybe I’m just blind I’m not sure okay we go in here there’s nothing there Shut the [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] is happening uh you what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] what the get me oh my God oh my God really he put in the [ __ ] distance and I’m back here of course I am I feel disrespected after that so wait am I just [ __ ]

Right now are these two bastards just running around here please tell me they’re back in the the cages okay I think they’re back in the cages no they’re not no they’re they are so not all right come here yo big lad big lad come here oh it can break through the leaves of

Course it can what what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do now it can break through leaves no it’s fine okay I’m correct so wait I did choose the hardest difficulty did it did I not I’m getting what I deserve all right steroid usage time oh

[ __ ] up [ __ ] up [ __ ] up why can’t you outrun my arrows this ain’t splendid what the [ __ ] is it doing what the [ __ ] is it doing what the [ __ ] oh now you what the [ __ ] I’m I’m angry I’m angry right now yo smart fella uh uh uh uh right okay so let me

I’m not having a lot of fun okay think think Taco what can I do uh it’s it’s spawn camping my ass all right that is terrifying awesome yeah no that makes sense um from further I’m just gonna shoot his ass how are you not Dad 15 arrows you guys see this [ __ ] right

Oh my god oh you’re pissing me off I’m drinking my red wine how much [ __ ] Health do you have oh my God can I outrun it that’s the question oh my God no no stop stop stop following me weirdo oh you gotta be [ __ ] joking there’s another one laughs what up Pigman

You gonna hit me yeah you’re gonna [ __ ] enemy okay yeah you go you you go play around in those little funny leaves no [ __ ] up [ __ ] up [ __ ] off why is that so terrifying I’m just gonna run in [ __ ] you in the ass your mother doesn’t love you

I just need to turn that lever I don’t care anymore I just need to turn that level uh no hold on we’re I’m having a lot of fun where’s that fart smeller that should be dead by the way oh you’re pissing me you’re pissing on me you’re actually pissing on me

You’re [ __ ] joking it went back of course it did oh my [ __ ] yes yes eat my ass [ __ ] okay I really want to see what’s in that chest hold on Trident yes sir yes no oh no the boat wait I have two bows okay I haven’t

Tried it in a bow or a book who let the demons out let’s listen to this Foreign thanks for that I haven’t tried it now uh right so where’s the diary one all right let’s see uh torture chamber living room laboratory engine room an attic where the [ __ ] is the attic attic trapdoor oh I know where it could be right attic I’m [ __ ] stupid

Fireworks hell yeah more arrows let’s see what I can throw away quack quack what the [ __ ] is that response to bro I’m gonna get like attacked on the street I’m gonna see quack [ __ ] quack I’m more upset that I said quack that I that I got [ __ ] scared by this goofy goober amen man all right all right okay we got past that Geezer all right why was he up here oh key okay good key oh firework crossbow question mark we

Like that we like that not we chat there’s no chat I’m alone I’m stealing your [ __ ] Smiley goofy ass right so that’s why I’m here ain’t no [ __ ] way ain’t no way I’m about to do this go forth Maya Peggy we shall murder this Smiley bastard forever together

Yeah [ __ ] ass you can’t catch me you can’t he can catch me he can’t catch he forth from you no Bart no you [ __ ] bastard you sick [ __ ] that you went up oh I I go down you go up I go down I click this button now

Okay wanker first of all shut the [ __ ] up second of all I did that okay diary one again poetry chamber did that live in room I might have not done that did I not do that ah there we go now I can click that button oh it’s happening uh oh [ __ ] okay

All right Goofy Goober is upstairs I can just go down here I don’t know what the [ __ ] this is uh yeah I love that love that bone wrong day uh um okay I can go through here awesome awesome sauce wait am I am I free okay I’m free

Think hopefully why am I going down oh [ __ ] oh loading oh that’s actually sick okay the sewers just love that they should just love swimming in actual feces I sure do tried kelp tried kelp who do you have me boy root of the sewers let me organize my inventory real quick

Wow crazy transition um root of the shores anything else in here nope okay diary two uh oh God I’m sorry I have drawn a map of the most expandable locations valves A and B can open the sewer system okay gotcha so okay so we’re positioned like this this

Is where I got the [ __ ] this is where I came from so I need to go that way all right well you know up here and now oh it’s like that it’s gonna be like that okay so oh and there’s puffer fish why do puffer fish

Why are there puffer fish in your sewers I’m gonna drown oh [ __ ] me oh [ __ ] me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold on no no hold on I got this i got this guys oh stop

Not even close not even close not even close I’m just gonna you know I’m just gonna sit here for a second definitely not to hit what that Geezer destroyed my armor this much this is well okay it’s emerald armor but you can see it’s diamond armor actually damn so uh why

Did I not find it this time so I’m I’m in I’m in here right now so I need to go this way and first from the left no I got you I got what are these X’s I don’t you know I don’t care I don’t care matter of fact I’m just gonna go

No I was going in the right direction oh I can’t okay awesome so it’s definitely here all right I know I enter this I know I go oh I get what this is it’s like oh I what the [ __ ] is happening why am I drowning already it’s a maze that’s what’s happening

Oh my God wait there’s oh you’re joking undermine I can swim up uh where’s the whoa what’s this oh I found it easy easy I’m I’m actually so lucky that was a big maze why am I sticky is this honey okay oh that’s honey awesome oh what’s this

Oh is this like the secret tunnel to at the exit because I can totally go to the other okay to be fair I have no idea what the [ __ ] nah I’m not even using that that’s too overpowered brah what Drake should I grab this [ __ ] I feel like that that would take away

From the fun so I just I just found this secret stash of netherite armor I’m gonna take the apples though damn what the [ __ ] do I take this no but that’s like cheating right I’m not even gonna use the the apples well that’s that’s kind of funny uh right so we go here

Up left oh wait I know oh wait I wait let me replenish my my oxygen supply all right now we go down here totally this is the wrong direction by the way never mind I knew this was gonna work from the beginning can I not awesome what’s this

Uh I’m drowning I just noticed That’s crazy dude uh could you stop like poisoning me that would be cool and not even close again baby come on I’m too good um beetroots chew uh yes love that [ __ ] actually on the left so hold on so I go here oh

I didn’t even notice this why why does the fella have like something full of sewer why are there rooms filled with actual sewer uh-huh oh I love this I I’m enjoying myself oh don’t tell me I have to like oh I’m gonna drown and I’m gonna respawn at the

Never mind oh I’m drowning a lot from now on so here ah Splendid click whoa what’s what’s here oh you can oh my God what’s this yeah I have no idea what that did but all right awesome what what what’s here what is this finish the map to play the Easter egg

Okay there’s a lot of Easter eggs in this map where’s the exit where the [ __ ] is the egg oh I’m it’s right there put goofy in it am I gonna drown again nope okay oh how [ __ ] Splendid ah having a great time aren’t we all right stop

Back in the whatever this is called foreign no way it’s Freddy’s Pizzeria awesome I’m stuck in place um I I like how I’m just not even scared anymore nether white sword I could have had that a long time ago if I wanted to oh I like the music diary three pumpkin pie

In the warehouse there’s an elevator that will take you to the attic the only way to get out to activate it you must find the switch room through the corridors there are several chemical converters scattered throughout the facility that will make you temporarily invisible from any threat as long as you

Know how to use them all right awesome so I need to like cover myself in in chemical chemicals I guess oh I’m [ __ ] spots blind ah [ __ ] off can I imagine if I could just like good Spider-Man on oh my God no this is fine this is for okay bruh

Listen I don’t want to do this again oh my God what the [ __ ] oh oh that’s what they meant by invisible seven seconds all right I need to break off my armor so that’s what’s happening I’ll take up my armor all right let me yo dab me up with the chemistry

Right okay awesome okay I feel like I’m radioactive right now okay we good diamond sword don’t need that what the [ __ ] you’re not supposed to see me I’m a very peaceful person You can’t see me oh my God oh my God why could he see me I guess it didn’t work huh did it okay you’re dead ass camping that that is so not cool matter of fact I’m also camping it what am I supposed what am I even looking for

Was this like a safe point I don’t know oh I’m dying from like eat I’m tying from eat so that that’s why I need this much food uh so I don’t need to actually stand on the pressure plate good to know what am I supposed to like go past this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] You don’t see me you don’t see me I’m fine right now foreign Go [ __ ] off no go the other way go the other way go the other way go the other way get [ __ ] work okay this is fine this is this is not fine how would you go the other way um um sir sir please [ __ ]

So wait can I go this way instead oh I totally can hold on uh let me replenish my food What the [ __ ] come on come on kill me kill me kill me [ __ ] nah I’m fine I’m fine okay you know what hold on that’s good I what I did there good okay no you’re good good we’re good we’re in a good spot right now

So if I do this right and I go through here so that’s the fat ass that was blocking my way so I go here oh my God yes I did it I [ __ ] did it all right no cutscene moment I love that elevator with a ladder on it love that all right oh

[ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off shut the [ __ ] up violin what the [ __ ] that’s so terrifying you can’t even kill these [ __ ] you’re not supposed to [ __ ] see me oh my God oh bruh bruh you know what hold on hold on I got it now I got the track oh my God Ding Dong The Wicked [ __ ] is dead oh my God finally it’s not even close Okay elevator time um I don’t know where the elevator is by the way why would he The Smiling fella why would he add these um oh oh [ __ ] good Goodness Me

Oh we’re safe okay what and let me just Crouch here for a second why would he add these chemicals and [ __ ] that make you invisible huh that’s kind of stupid isn’t it dumbass yeah I’m calling the smiley dude a dumbass now oh cutscene oh the Attic main guide the Attic no that’s

Oh wait that’s the last turn oh defeat the strange villager yeah okay I wonder where I’m supposed to go I’m [ __ ] ready I’m the best hello can I can I okay I’m gonna face my fears [ __ ] let me load up my [ __ ] it took my fireworks

I took my arrows matter of fact okay awesome that’s a painting I I’m b-ball I’m Victor I’m Victor and I’m b-ball goodbye Victor I’m b-ball foreign codex 9. all right codex 9 tells us that Victor is the weakness bball is their revenge and Behemoth is their monster oh and also

All right the next book is from Victor’s point of view he tells us that he can basically only act like himself and b-ball is taking less snooze he doesn’t think he can contain bibo much longer since he’s more powerful than he is which by the way kinda doesn’t make

Sense because if people already is more powerful then how the [ __ ] can Victor resist him right now anyway foreign book this one tells us Victor’s backstory he was born in Birmingham or at least that’s what I assume since it’s described as an absolutely his mother has abandoned four children before him

And he was about to be the fifth but when she dumped him into some trash he started crying or whatever and the police noticed it was like ooh ooh that’s illegal you can’t do that and arrested her Victor spent his childhood in an orphanage and was abused a lot but

Don’t worry because he discovered he can somehow train animals really well so he used that to train a flock of crows to pluck out the [ __ ] eye of his abusive teacher besides his ability to train animals Victor was a huge nerd and was good at like math and [ __ ] or whatever

Which meant that he could basically go to like the Minecraft equivalent of Harvard fast forward to when Victor was 30 years old his village got looted and his family got splunkied in the process so he had to start getting psychological treatments because he developed dissociative identity disorder which

Basically means he had like multiple personalities b-ball being one of them all right last book so from what I understand bball is using his goofy animal training powers to make a big ass on your beasts what he will do with them I don’t [ __ ] know probably something bad happened awesome did I bruh

Don’t make me do this why why oh [ __ ] it uh thank you he’s gonna look at me suddenly ah Oh Victor oh oh it’s like that but not yet deranged well he is deranged but like not not trying to kill me deranged you must stop him this is me when though I’m sorry it’s getting stronger every day I know I haven’t I have another I started Victor

I can I can smack him okay hi Victor can I trust you yeah you seem trustworthy I could trust you not for long awesome listen okay I’m I’m all years or eyes and I guess because i’m I’m gonna stop commentating I’ve secretly made a potion and it’s

Hidden in the room to my right so that way all right poison no he’s a potion oh I poisoned all right if I drink it it’ll take Babble away from this world otherwise a terrible water is going to start hurry up hi Victor where’s that potion at yo Victor

Hey yo b-ball can you [ __ ] off people what did you do to Victor nothing but send him to sleep off and yeah yo Bebop suck my balls very soon I will command the correct and terrible Army of the power to rule them all about that what people

I don’t know where the [ __ ] it is b-ball behemoth b-ball my good friend you don’t scare me yeah [ __ ] ass average British person looking ass I must say I am quite impressed so passionate so yeah ah thank you b-ball you’re exactly exactly what I’ve been looking for all right people can I

Get to the point I’m about to throw up this is this voice is hurting me where’s the poison huh take the poison with you all right what do now you know I won’t give it to you of course you’re dumb oh I’m sorry of course you won’t be very interesting

Hey yo b-ball you [ __ ] that scared me bro bro oh helmet of course of course yeah I’ll I’ll wear it comment I’ll wear a mask for hours at a time stare at is not suck I said stare at his Mount Sac [ __ ] why are you doing this

You must be willing to make great sacrifices can I open this chest her people of solar greedy and cruel are they are pretending to provoke yourselves as the superior and dominant specie the dark everything with Victor loved and from his grave I was born of anger and revenge

I mean I read the books big man I know no I will destroy everything you love hey people [ __ ] wait what what do you mean gas gas chamber root you are not here map by Victor you are not you’re nothing here don’t go whoa whoa what’s this

Oh so I’m supposed to like follow this am I now uh You oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] our b-ball meatball eat my balls this is that’s all you can do hey how about you I feed you the poison eat they [ __ ] drink this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] why am I this is scary this is

What what am I supposed to go Victor b ball b ball b ball b ball people oh my God stop shooting me wanker oh this is terrible I don’t even have a he missed he must run [ __ ] flee okay so I know I’m not gonna make this

All right because I’m going in the opposite direction big booty hole yeah so once he shoots you you’re just dead you’re I can’t do anything wait oh he missed [ __ ] dumbass stop yeah [ __ ] ass I was expecting that what I just [ __ ] clunked his ass what the [ __ ] is happening Ayo b-ball

Do the Gangnam Style hell yeah I I huh uh uh okay oh he’s not like got me a big ass oh wow I’m like I’m like Invincible right now oh [ __ ] me what do you want me to do what what do what do um hello damn you are all like bloody and [ __ ] Well what the [ __ ] were those his hands who are you silly goober Huh that’s funny That’s pretty funny I’m basically Invincible right now you wanna you wanna come at me All right man I see you I see you I’m gonna go here actually no I’m gonna go here why am I so strong oh I have permanent slowness three awesome oh I’m in a maze am I not I’m so glad I ate that Golden Apple you’re going down Victor or b-ball

What does Beaver stand for big ass balls oh exit awesome um I can’t how cute what the [ __ ] oh oh that’s not [ __ ] scary at all why you look like that oh wait that’s another one I’m sorry what what’s popping me Mal oh oh whoa what’s happening to you oh oh

Oh oh oh that’s funny oh and he’s like full health now uh-huh [ __ ] chill out man uh why are you hitting here oh what the [ __ ] bebal can I get you I can’t eat you oh oh b-ball Ellie who the [ __ ] is Ellie what’s happening oh Victor looking back picture does that happen

She should not go to heaven man I mean I’m not one to decide you know but like What’s Happening Here exit I’d like to whoa what the [ __ ] uh-huh all right uh oh b-ball Behemoth how long to purge the world of vice and sin and he saw corruption everywhere except

Within himself there is a quote that says no death no Doom no anguish can arouse that’s surpassing despair which flows from a loss of identity the end yo that’s sick