Testing CURSED Minecraft Bugs To See If They’re Real

Minecraft is full full of bugs but there’s a handful of bugs that are so severe they could bug you now you might be wondering Zach why are you green why is the sky yellow my body and my world are both infected by bugs like actual literal physical books and Minecraft

Game breaking bug glitches first thing that we need to do today is actually test out these bugs and every time I test one I guess I’m getting a free piece of armor so I can kill the other bugs that are actual bugs so our number one bug says that if you crouch before

You fall to the ground you take no fall damage so I’m gonna jump off this ledge and first confirm it does damage me alright you can see one single heart right there that’s our control all right let’s go full speed crowd okay two things first I Spit on myself

There second it obviously didn’t work which means we just busted a bug and we get a free piece of Armor All Right gold sword just poofed in this is stupid a gold sword is not gonna do much I would assume against a creature like that like

Is this thing killable I’m gonna try to kill this thing here we go okay well that’s great maybe we should test a few more bugs before we go try to kill some of the other bugs that around this world you see our next bug actually requires

Me to go find an ice biome to test this out so please enjoy this amazing Montage of me walking in a straight line in fact no that’s too boring I’m just gonna oh look at that oh we made it that was crazy that was so cool how’d you do that

Zach the power of editing this next bug states that fish will actually spawn on top of ice where they’ll instantly die the thing is is I don’t see anything here however I know that there are giant bugs like around these mountains that could kill me at any second while I’m

Testing this and it low-key scares me just a hair because I don’t want to die I mean I don’t know the same effect in the world bro they say there’s a parasite in my body anyway I’ve been walking for a bit I don’t see no fish

Dying so I always say we have completed the challenge let’s move on to the next one and see what item we get it Diamond Helmet kind of useless I suppose our next bug requires some iron so let me go ahead and grab that inside this village with just a little little snazzle Dazzle

I’m gonna murder their iron golem that’s what I’m gonna do hey man how’s it going sorry about this great four iron exactly what we needed we’re gonna make a bucket here because we gotta get some water we’re actually gonna try to water lock leaves because this bug states that you can x-ray by

Doing such a thing very odd wording felt quite um medieval to me okay here’s our water there’s our leaves over there Target acquired all right I’m honestly in there pretty hard right now I don’t see no x-raying I’m not I’m not really seeing to the ground I’m not seeing no x-ray three

Bugs that we look to bust three bugs we busted first three suck let’s get our item whoa Diamond Action I totally didn’t just spawn in for myself because it helps me with the next element of this story that we’re telling I do I do feel like at this point we’re probably

Strong enough most likely to kill one of the bugs so I’m gonna actually try to fight one of them I feel like it’ll be pretty easy dumb right now so I’m just gonna go ahead and Slaughter this guy real quick oh the he’s Immortal during the daytime try fighting him later okay

Well that means we have some time to go smash a couple more bugs before I smash this one with my fist listen listen this next bug we’re about to try to break if true if this thing works game changing it’s over the idea here is that if you

Were to burn an item in the rain it goes invisible but it’s still there when the fire’s out this also could be an elaborate troll that I found online that is really just designed to have you burn your items in the rain like an idiot so I just fell for that okay

I mean at this point I’m just I’m just going to be honest with you I’m spawning the items in if my team tells me what to get I get it I got 32 stake now there’s no magic man giving me the steak it’s me next bug all right for okay this one’s a

Disaster I’m not sure I’m supposed to test this one because I need an iron golem and a warden it’s gonna take me a long time to do it so enjoy this Montage of me collecting items legitimately and not cheating God dang that took a long time to

Harvest all this stuff so now that we have a couple of stacks of items I happen to find a warden egg while I was cutting that tree down and I will be using the warden egg to test out this bug that states I can just constantly

Heal it while it fights the warden so we’re gonna we’re gonna rack up the healing here and see what happens as long as you know laser death blast us we’re good foreign that is such a bug there’s no way that should be possible that works let’s see what our next item is

All right a diamond chess play that’ll certainly help me kill a boss that’s immune to Daylight now it’s night time and this little guy is running at me where’s my iron golem hey yo I don’t feel comfortable killing a bug of this size of this early in our journey oh my

God you’re launching them bro oh he’s actually killing him the Iron Golem can’t be stopped here’s the Alpha of the server you’re the New Lover fella Man I’m The Iron Golem you just freaking two-shot that thing bro I didn’t make no sense to me I thought I would for sure

Kill us freaking got a skull on our head now look at that so this next bug is a pretty big one we get a big unlock and we get a little bit closer to restoring Minecraft to normal and a little bit closer to excreting the parasites that

Are pregnant in my belly this glitch is supposed to make it so that when you go into The Nether Portal it literally splits the world in half take a look take a look we’re going to take this and we’re going to try to create a portal within the portal and

Then when you jump through the portal you’re supposed to attempt to light this little mini portal here so I’m not get I would expect nothing so I was supposed to split the world in half and I’m gonna be real honest with you I don’t even know what that means

Like I’m not even sure what was supposed to be happening but unless this is split in half like as if like a Giants oh God well it seems like it didn’t work it seems like that bug is not legit let’s get our next item would you look at that a bow in 64

Arrows how convenient that is to kill our next oh God he’s still going over here dude I’m gonna start calling him Jarl for the rest of this episode yo Jarl hey yo hey yo we got to kill another bug oh God oh God oh Joe Jesus holy God it’s already dead thanks Charo

You really made this video a lot easier than it was supposed to be you’re just you’re too strong I’m Sorry Charlie oh God oh God I feel terrible you even drop flowers so apparently there’s a way to jump like higher than normal in Minecraft because like normal you jump like a block you

See how like look at my leg height right there you see how it’s just like obviously you would not expect me to be able to jump on a slab but if you set up a build like this the other set an Ender Chest up on the ground a piece of carpet

And then a slap this is absolutely the most weirdest I mean you would never use this in your life I’m just gonna be honest with you in order to jump off this you normally can’t as you can see right here but supposedly if you line up

Your cursor with like the third row or some crap like that and then you do it and you sprint jump Oh I thought I felt really high right on that one I felt great felt like LeBron James for a second this is just difficult to do it’s

Just not easy it’s not enjoyable it’s not fun Absolutely never giving up on this one all right I give up now there’s another glitch out there that exists that states it’s actually faster to mine things while sprinting towards it and being far away apparently the farther away you are the faster you mine it so first one is

Like walking close and Mining oh no you have to have efficiency five test number two we’re gonna just walk into it now we’re gonna do it by standing away and sprinting and seeing this clicker and clicking instead of like actually mining this is not a very scientific test but I

Do feel like it is a bug I do feel like if you are farther away and you’re sprinting and your efficiencies high enough you caught through this stuff like butter and it goes a lot faster which to me is a dub it’s getting unlocked let’s get closer to killing

That final bug in this game and unregnating me full another ride all right well that’s an indication that maybe something’s about to go down here pretty soon maybe a little bit of a dramatic battle to the death and if I lose the parasite babies come out of my

Body and infest the whole world I don’t know we gotta now be prepared for that possibility that this horse will become pregnant with these babies next leave his wife and kids behind I’m gonna make it easier for him so he doesn’t have to leave him behind I’m just gonna murder

Them if I lose this final battle and the horse gets infested he no longer has to feel bad about leaving his family because they’re dead now that was a noble thing to do this next one we need to get some uh Minecraft signs when you make a sign and place it down apparently

Minecraft actually is now censoring things I’m told that if you put the word Street in a sign like I don’t know High Street Main Street it gets rid of it okay apparently the word street is listed as offensive in Minecraft I’m gonna try an actual offensive word and just see like butthole

But wiener it seems like the uh chat filter doesn’t actually do anything I’m gonna type one word right now that’s really important to you guys I couldn’t fit the E on that line but you still know what it says okay well um that’s another bug tested and another another

Fail honestly a lot of these bugs are stupid and dumb let’s get it let’s get a sword guys it’s now time for the final battle all right that’s a lie this is not the final boss it’s just a smorgasbord of actual bugs that just came out of nowhere this one’s stupid

All right all right I have like full netherite and I have a I have a dragon on my head you would think I could slaughter them I I I’m gonna die to these I have another armor this is the dumbest crap are you joking me all right

So I lost that battle which means I gotta test maybe three more bugs and then I can try to beat those guys and restore Humanity but you see our next bug here takes us over to the mangroves apparently the mangroves don’t actually even grow anymore they never did you

Can’t bone meal them now you bone meal these suckers and you’d expect it to grow and it did it did grow it I don’t know man I’m not like a tree expert but I just feel like that’s not uh boy this world’s gone farther than I thought it

Was it looks it looks strange I’m just gonna be honest I think it’s a bug but I’m not a main Grove expert so maybe it’s normal now our next bug here is so unbelievably complex to set up that I don’t even know if I can do this without

Just blatantly going into creative mode and um look at that where’d that come from wasn’t me we’ll all pretend together that this is like just some magical wizard doing this right now what we’re gonna try to do here is create a boat that actually sinks so you need a

Boat that has a chest in it you then burn yourself hop in the boat Drive the boat into a waterfall and then it did sink look at that the boat actually did actually sunk the boat wow boom underwater boat chest this floats forever and you can move it it’s almost

Like a pushable chest this is a good one this is great we’re gonna get a great upgrade on this one I’m certain about that oh good our upgrade was a lantern a fiery orange wisp Lantern boy that’s really dumb looking all right guys we’re kind of suited up now we’ve

Got a lantern that I would assume would scare the scare those little demon things those little pregnancy machines out there the problem is I don’t know if this Lantern actually stops them or if my team just gave me this so I am doomed to die on this planet poor Jerome poor

Dude lost his whole family you know I mean it’s just a bad situation all around if I get out of here his family died for nothing and if I don’t he’s now pregnant with a baby there’s just a lose-lose situation for him all right boys let’s get this final rematch on we

Got a lantern now I’m actually a little bit concerned okay one down crap crap crap crap crap if I die this is literally my last chance Jerome’s gonna get pregnant because of me please no foreign