The 1.8 Song! – Minecraft “Bountiful Update” Song!

Oooooh… We waited and waited for 1.8, It did not dissapoint us in da least, Dis is da longest changelog I ever did saw! So let’s start below under da seaaaaaaa… (Ooooooooh…) Who lives in a- No, no, no! Put on your Depth Strider boots and let’s swim, to the brand new Ocean Monument!

Full of prismarine, sea lanterns and working sponge! Can’t forget about dem evil guardians! (No, you can’t!) Oh, now ya know, Spikes shoot out of dese guuuuuys! And oh, now ya know, Watch out for dere laser beam eyes! (Pew, pew, pew!) Hoist up dem banners, and DRY OUT DAT SPONGE!

Check out da new fence and doors! Dere’s diorite, andesite, granite, endermites! And armor stands, need I say more? (Yes, you do!) Well, oh, now ya know, Dere’s new skins and dere’s Alex! And oh, LAND HOOOOOO! You can see furder with 32 render distance… Well, that rhyme was a stretch… SHUT UP SCALAWAG!

Put colored glass on beacons, color the sky, Put buttons under blocks, make you reach hi-i-igh! Creeper/Spider shaders make you feel fly, Oh yeah, OH YEAH!!! Spectator mode gonna make you clip through, Click players and mobs to see their point of view, Alternate blocks and block models for you, It’s true, IT’S TRUE!!!

Of course, coarse dirt, Red sand and sandstone, Iron trap doors, Glowing world borders tooooooo! Better FPS, Arrange server lists, Cobble spawns under gravel roads, Difficulty is per world now, And check out the new debug moooode! You can craft all the stone bricks and even mossy cobble, Have you seen the new statistics?

REPAIRS ARE LESS BUT EXPONENTIAL!!! Activator rails gonna kick you out, Item frames rotate round and round and round, Comparitors know which way they go, they know, THEY KNOW!!! Daylight sensors will now invert, Right-click with spawn eggs to change a spawner, Dispense a pumpkin or a wither skull, oh no, OH NO!!! Barrier blocks,

Improved player list, New achievement, Mutton from sheep, FINALLY, Y, YYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ooh, ooh ooh, ooh!) Now first let’s take a break to make sure that we get it all, Enchantments made a change to make you use a few levels, Minimum levels stayed the same but now you need lapis,

Leveling takes longer, but hey, that’s what it is. Villagers now pick and grow all their own crops, Just don’t be around them if lightning, strikes them in the head, The switch is not a glitch, no, he really is a witch, which will end up kind of badly, someone will be dead!

Speed up baby animal growth with the feed they need to breed, Trading with villagers will gift you some XP, New customizable world types, the presets are pretty tight, A ton of new commands for you to do just what you do! This update should have been called something better than what it’s named,

The “Bountiful Update” is cool, but it misses the common theme, I bet you haven’t seen the theme (It’s hidden between some lines) Some lines I’ll denote to note to show to you where it lies. Rabbits give you rabbit’s foot, cooked rabbit and stew,

The new Potions of Leaping, you know what they’ll just do, Add on top a slime block, climb on top and jump off, and now we have THE BOUNCY UPDATE explained from me to you! Ooooooh… Boing, boing, boing! Ooooooh… Boing, boing, boing! Ooooooh… Boing, boing, boing!

And now we have THE BOUNCY UPDATE explained from me to you! *laughs*