The 2nd Place Minecraft Speedrun Record Is Ridiculous

At the time of uploading this it’s second place right behind Google I’m coming for world record is it a furry oh we’re just yeah never mind I don’t mean to be I don’t mean to be rude okay I promise I’m not being rude okay why is it that there’s a high density of

Furries amongst the the group Ebola that do extreme degenerate actions of mankind um around uh their end games why I’m just saying man like holy [ __ ] am I being rude about it man Okay it is it is this okay and I just noticed there’s a high density of a furries I’m not even trying to be mean I think it’s like a you know yeah I have a question Mr Cow this guy feels mechanically less good as the other guy by the way

That was a cool portal though that’s how it’s gonna be like I’m probably gonna have the like the best skill or whatever and then you get to help me I’m thinking I mean how I don’t know as rank one rank one guy has insane mechanics um

Yeah I just need someone to go get some iron for me like go mine some stuff and I’m gonna go for the record you down yeah I want nothing yeah said uh I’m just gonna go I’m gonna go do the run I just need you to go get me

Some iron do you like my boat clutch yesterday Jesse whoa look at that I never see a bridge like that that was yeah that was actually it was actually okay he has actually good mechanics hold up wait I’ve never seen a bridge like that that’s actually crazy yeah no he’s

Actually nuts this guy I hate this Bastion too it’s a good Bastion but I don’t like it told me really the world record I’m telling you there’s some stuff that he told me he never told you guys never told me I’m just stroking myself It’s favoritism it is what it is that’s how it works Wait oh ex you see this spot right here you should throw gold away from that and then build it because sometimes they get like you know what I’m saying [ __ ] it never mind you don’t get it I’m too smart I don’t get it the staircase where the group does

Sometimes when you get there and you try to like build it but they’re stepping on it you put throw one gold away you throw one gold like away and then you build it and then you then you do it yeah it’s disgusting of a player this

Guy is though do you see him like hell no it’s easy just press F and then move it no he does it instantly he organizes this whole [ __ ] instantly yeah go go go like I know how to do it but not like I know he’s doing no he’s doing it I’ll fold it

What is this by the way there’s keybinds I don’t even know okay they’re very small time losses but there’s a good amount though yeah I mean he’s already done with this place that’s like hit I bet you he has like a good he has to happen four minutes there’s a

There are time losses that are avoidable yeah but he still finished that four minutes just pretty insane yeah there’s literally The Fortress is right there also his light his terrain movement is disgusting like he saves a lot of time on him doing like that terrain movement damn you know

The angles they just kept swinging it I’m learning it laughs wow okay that was just sick as hell yeah it’s because why’d you have to say this guy had no mechanics this guy’s insane yeah he’s good but the other guys he’s actually like surprising is this the furry too wait how do you

Know it was there wait that was actually crazy is it true how do you see that though to throw that no no I I think I think the end of the um so basically I think they’re going down part there means that it’s the end of the Looting Zone and it’s for sure

The end of the building sounds whatever his past is gonna be there’s nobody’s looking for right so that he doesn’t give a [ __ ] it he’s not gonna be passed it 100 wait he’s getting no someone said he’s scanned for entities there there’s no way are you guys ready to play some Valley rounds

Yo although he scans before because uh the weapons here okay is that but let’s explain everything he’s gonna go back in and cause another respawn which is gonna be faster wait ciao what wait he barely moved it yeah if you’re really accurate I mean I’m downloading element

Wait is it because it does it take so perfect interesting I mean he was like he was like pause buffering the pie okay yeah okay if if the margin of error is 20 blocks normally right to find oh you missed it dude hello chat smile he didn’t miss

He didn’t I thought he was trying because he’s going to the coordinate for the portal what yeah he figured it out oh my God that’s actually [ __ ] crazy how fast they do the menus is crazy yeah yeah because uh you know that our our IGT isn’t the same as these guys because

These guys I think what he told me okay told me is that at a certain at a certain time you your uh your menu times are talented in the uh the original time yeah which is good because I think pausing is [ __ ] stupid well yeah there was like

Top Runners abusing it right or some [ __ ] no T4 heavy how how fast does your run have to be for the um in-game time to be irrelevant oh he’s doing the oh he’s doing this what I want to tell you about yeah did you do the double though no you

Could do both sides if you wanted to though on both sides it was crazy is that a respawn at the top yeah imagine like looking at the other side too though Jesse like a triple shot where are the Bands then he’s put he organizes it from his

Secondary his F but that’s what I’m saying he likes manages with no inventory with f huh go back and look at it yo quick someone up it’s so weird it’s like crazy wait what does that mean he middle clicks the bed well then it may look like it

Like when you middle click it matches the block like you ever go in creative mode and you go up to a block and middle clunk it and then it gives you the block because it’s in his inventory so if you metal click it matches the block there’s another

Yo you guys opening Valor what I don’t get it though if you middle click any block okay Yo quick someone up quick everyone open your Minecraft real quick get on holy card okay um dude y’all have to wait for a perch way longer yeah it wait mechanics though wait I think game time is irrelevant it’s gonna be won by one second by half a second

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