The Amazing Hypnotism of Jeffy in SML Minecraft!

Jeffy are you ready for school sure I am daddy ready to school in these kids in fortnite scoot over Jeffy you’re not playing video games before school school starts in like 20 minutes I got time for a round or 5 or 12 or I just won’t go to

School Jeffy you have to go to school no video games before school well how about no crack before breakfast daddy how about that how are you going to get through the day that’s it Jeffy one more word out of you and you’re grounded all right Jeffy you’re grounded daddy a

word yes it is Jeffy all right well then spell it what spell uh okay uh you H then u spells uh I said to spell okay uh u n t that’s a I don’t go I go okay well it’s there’s a u and I don’t know how to spell it Jeffy cuz

It’s not a word daddy well you’re still grounded Jeffy because you said a whole lot of other words well I’m taking your hat well I’m taking the TV away then not if I take the TV first Daddy what if I can’t have the TV then no one will

Jeffy what are you doing I’m taking the TV you’re not taking the TV Jeffy watch me Jeffy why you do the TV in the lake Jeffy it’s called a tel a fishing daddy so the fishies can watch TV get your ass in that house right now you’re grounded

Gladly that’s it Jeffy you’re grounded until the end of time well I don’t have a watch so I guess I’m not grounded daddy it means you’re grounded forever Jeffy I don’t know what makes you the way you are you scream you cuss you

Throw TVs in LS I threw a TV in a lake yes damn I’m a little yes you are Jeffy yes you are and I just don’t know what to do with you I don’t know how to fix you you’re just a doofus you don’t call me a doof face

That’s it Jeffy I’m going to call a doctor and maybe you can fix your messed up head hey somebody call a doctor yes I did Doctor see look my son’s being ridiculous he doesn’t want to go to school I know what’s going on here let me guess he’s pretending to be sick to

Get out of going to school right uh no I know exactly how to fix this hey I hear you’re too sick to go to school but what if I told you that your teacher was having a surprise cupcake party today huh what do you think about that cupcakes can lick my

Balls wow he he got me cupcakes usually make kids want to go to school well no no no he’s not faking being sick he just doesn’t want to go to school at all he also doesn’t want to listen to me he’s stupid so what I want you to do is to

Reprogram his mind into listening to me well I don’t really know how to do that I don’t I don’t have a medicine that can just make people do what you want I mean I’m not Bill Cosby huh H huh yeah yeah so you’re saying that there’s no

Medicine that can make him listen to me no I guess we could try hypnosis hypnosis is that even a real thing yeah it’s real it’s the first thing I learned how to do when I got my psychology degree so so hypnotism is real yeah it

Works all I have to do is whip out my dingling and wave it in front of his face until he does what I want what whip out your what my my dingling look this is my dingling I just wave it in front of his face and tell him what to

Do what is that oh it’s actually just a pocket watch but I like to call it my dingling it’s actually how I got my first wife I Just Whipped out my dingling waved it in front of her face and she did whatever I wanted until she snapped out of it and

Turned into a okay well if you actually think it’ll work then hypnotize Jeffy and make him do whatever I say and be a good boy and eat his vegetables okay all right Jeffy now look at my dingling watch it wave back and forth listen to the sound of my voice now

Jeffy you’ve been a really bad boy lately but now you’re going to be a good boy you’re going to listen to your daddy you’re going to eat your vegetables and you’re going to go to school okay and the only way you’re going to go back to

Being a bad boy is if you hear somebody say the words orangutang what orangutang why you giving him a word to snap out of it oh well I have to give him a word in case we want him to go back to normal I don’t want him to go

Back to normal but those are the rules I have to do that okay but why a rangang a orangutang yeah we why that well because nobody ever says it I mean when’s the last time you heard somebody say a orangutang well not not until you said it yes see exactly so

We don’t have to worry about it oh just don’t turn on Animal Planet cuz they say orangutang a lot on it okay we’re just stop stay in it okay all right Jeffy now when I say boo you’re going to wake up okay boo Oh hiy Daddy I’m ready to go to

School now I really like learning what uh uh uh do you want a Happy Meal on the way to school oh no father I want green beans cuz they’re nutritious it worked yeah I told you it works just like that yeah it’s incredible uh who uh hold on just stay

Over here let me see who that is uh hello oh hey Mario uh Hey Goodman uh what are you uh what are you doing here well I’ll give you a hint it rhymes with mouse pavement Mouse pavement I don’t know anything that rhymes with mouse pavement oh nothing ringing the bell at

All Mario no no nothing nothing ringing a bell okay well how about house payment Mario it’s due today well my house payment is due today yeah Mario on this day every single month your house payment is due and every single month I show up and my my elephant suit

Wanting your house payment so you better have it well I I don’t think I have it today oh okay well that’s fine Mario I’ll just go find a Nile crocodile and then I’ll salt and pepper your balls and then I’ll teach that Nile crocodile to Chomp down on your balls Mario with

6,000 lb of pressure per square in your balls coming the off so you better have your house payment Mario uh you know what I actually do think I have it I just just come on inside and and wait in the dining room salt and pepper all

Right Goodman so just sit right here and I’m going to go upstairs and get your house payment cuz it’s upstairs so be right back all right Mar hey doctor doctor I need your help I really need your help can you hypnotize another person for me that’s sure what for okay

So there’s this guy downstairs and I owe him money and I don’t have the money so I was wondering if you could hypnotize him into thinking that I already paid him well you know it’s illegal to hypnotize people against their will right well I mean it is yeah can you do

It sure yeah okay okay uh Hey Goodman so I have your house payment but before I give it to you do you want to see a magic trick no give me your house payment of course you want to see the magic trick so Fu this is my magician

Friend and he has a really cool magic trick that he wants to show you right yeah yeah I’m a magician that’s me uh so for my first trick I need you to stare at my dingling the is this okay now watch my dingling wave back and

Forth okay now Mario owes you a house paint yes the he does but he already paid his house payment this month no the he didn’t uh uh uh yes yes he did no the he didn’t uh uh it it’s not working why is it not working well not everybody

Can be hypnotized wa what it just doesn’t work on everybody it doesn’t work on everybody so what are we going to do I don’t know uh uh you’re now hypnotized yep where the the magic trick uh that that was the magic trick see while you were distracted he made my house payment

Disappear well you better get it the back uh uh it’s gone yeah it’s say Tada yep no no no no no no no taada you better get it to here cuz I want my house pay okay uh can you can you give me like a loan like

Can I borrow some money what yeah can you help me pay my house payment because he’s going to get a n crocodile to bite my balls salt and pepper okay how much is the house payment $1,500 do you take checks of course look man you owe me I know thank you so much

For paying my house payment I don’t know what I would do without you whatever all right Jeffy are you ready to go to school of course father all right so let’s let’s take you to school and well can you do me one more favor what is it

Can you take Jeffy to school sure sure why not I I just came here to be a doctor but no no I I was a hypnotist I was a bank and now I’m going to be an Uber driver so why not thank you so much all right Jeffy go with the nice man

Okay Cody did you do the homework last night well if Ken is my homework then yeah I did my homework all night long in his butt oh okay hey Jeffy oh what you want junior you know what be funny if you wrote butthole on the board before

The teacher comes oh no that wouldn’t be funny Junior that’s actually very immature well immature it would be really funny do it Jeffy no Junior that get me in trouble and I don’t want to get in trouble Jeffy you’re you’re really stupid today all right class today we’re going to be learning about

Orangutang orangutang RI in Southeast Asia that’s where I from so take a look at the orangutang drawing that I made see right here we have orangutang eye that’s how he see he have big eyes he can see I have R shanai I know see all right right here we have orangatang

Mouth to eat all the barreras all right and down here we have orangutang titties B rangang titty really really big titty not like my wife Kim wife Kim small titty and then down here we have the Beloved orangutang varra my head fit in orangutang Vara three time uh can we get

A male oranging Tang drawing instead of a ring Tang vagina he should have said a ring Tang J no talking when running about Aang all right class all you need to know about a orangutang is that they have big titties and huge Vara all right write that down cuz I know you’re going

To forget okay all right C now tomorrow we’re going to have spelling B so I’m going to pass out the paper with the words that you need to memorize for spelling bee and winner gets edra a spelling bee oh man I really hope I win not a chance Junior I’m a five time

Spelling be Champion I’m like the Tom Brady of spelling bees I would even kiss my son on the lips if I had one what you’ve won five times yep oh man Cody can you go easy on me this time so maybe I can win no way Junior that’s spelling

Be is mine H hey Daddy oh hey Jeffy how was school wait did you get attention no Daddy this is just a list of words I have to memorize for the spelling be tomorrow I just really want to pass it so I don’t disappoint you father okay

Well I mean I’m pretty sure you’ll pass that spelling be cuz you’re the greatest son ever and and you’re really smart yeah well I’m going to go to my room and and study these words so I don’t get distracted okay you go oh man I love

This new Jeffy Jeffy are you ready for school oh yep Daddy just one more good look at this paper and guys all right I’m ready to go all right you ready for your spelling be yeah Daddy I was just looking at the list one more time before

We left all right let’s get you to school Jeffy come on all right all right crft today is the sparing be so who wants to go first me all right you Cody come up here you first yeah I’ll take your hardest word please all right Cody your word is red

That’s a little too easy but okay I’ll take him down red r e d red wrong that’s right what yeah your word was red r e a d what you read a book Oh Come the on really you should have used it in a sentence you know ask for it in sentence

This is unfuckingbelievable all right Jeffy you next man I really hope Jeffy passed that spelling be I wonder what his words are anyway H we got cat dog bird Plane Tree red red bat car A Rang Tang ring Tang why is that even a word why is that on this

List all right Jeffy your word is orangutang p uh I need to check out Jeffy for a doctor’s appointment sorry for interrupting okay just as soon as he spells all right no no no no no no Jeffy come on uh right now it’s a serious doctor’s appointment all right all right

Jeffy just sit right there and do whatever you want okay but why’ you check me out of school father uh because uh you’ve been such a good boy lately I thought you deserved to stay at home and do nothing day and you know what you can

Stay at home and not go to school for the rest of the week because you deserve it and also they’re going to be talking about that spelling bee and I don’t want you hearing those stupid words anyway they’re dumb so you can just stay at

Home and O listen to the radio you know because you threw the TV in the lake I’m sorry about that father well I mean I do accept your apology cuz you’re a good boy now so you know what let’s listen to the radio right good morning everybody you’re listening to WKRG bringing you

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