“THE DEVIL’S DEAL” SCP-738 | Minecraft SCP Foundation

Okay d-999 just take a seat and we can begin far out i like to set up man really retro like who are you man what do you see some dude in a suit looking righteous i must say righteous may not be the most fitting but i appreciate the compliment

So like what’s up dude well dude i am here to make you an offer for what whatever you desire really that’s great what’s the catch there’s no catch you name your wish and i tell you what i want in return like a trade exactly an even trade what’s the scp saying to you

He says he wants to trade enough small talk let’s get down to business yeah uh totally let’s what do you desire hmm that’s kind of a deep question man like what do i want in life it can be anything your only limit is your own imagination well i can’t think on an

Empty stomach i really wish i had a sandwich right now and what would you be willing to give up in return oh man i’m like so hungry i’d give anything very well whoa a delicious sandwich for you sir i hope it’s worth it all right thanks man this is gonna taste great

Are you sure about that what the this sandwich has no flavor hard to enjoy a meal without your taste buds did you take my taste buds you really are a monster i’m getting out of here These d-class are getting me dr nowhere oh i’m so excited to see you working for a change at the rate this is going i might as well be on break how hard can it be i mean isn’t scp-738 just some furniture technically you’re correct iris but this is no ordinary office set

It has an entity attached to it entity like it’s haunted not a spirit more like a demon a demon well are you sure well it could also be the devil why would the devil be in a desk chair that’s what i’m trying to figure out but

My d-class are too stupid to get me anything substantial before it’s too late what happens to them the entity only appears to the person sitting on the scp the entity will appear in the other chair and offers the person a trade trade like what baseball cards are stocks

Stocks i guess if you wanted them every request so far has been accepted however the deal always has a catch how so have you ever heard of genies make a wish are they granted but not in the way you expect pretty much like that well that doesn’t sound like an ethical business arrangement

I don’t have time for ethics i need to run more tests don’t worry dr bloom i’ll go find you some more test subjects really that’d be a huge help any special requirements they can’t be too smart can’t have them trying to use it to escape got it

Oh hello sir uh are you lost lost no i’m sheldon katz foundation lawyer here on business oh what a relief i thought someone stumbled into the foundation again that is exactly why i’m here this foundation is one leaked file away from a lawsuit it’s just a lawsuit how bad could it really be

We deal with deadly monsters all day trust me lawyers are much worse so do you need help finding your meeting no need i’ve already met with the site director triana i’m just heading to my room what did you talk about with triana mainly the poor performance of this facility’s staff

Including you well i never i think we were doing a great job the reports state otherwise well if you love reports so much come and see how we operate what do you mean dr bloom is in the middle of an sap experiment right now scp

Is it one of the gross ones i just had lunch no you’d actually like this one it involves business i do always enjoy a bit of business and i’ve always been curious about scps perfect you’ll see just how legally we operate follow me mr cats computer begin audio and video recording

This is dr bloom conducting direct contact with scp-738 the purpose of the test is to measure the response of the scp would not talk to i will not respond to the scp at all eliminating any chance of any deals being made time to deal with the devil Greetings dr bloom here to make a deal what could you be wanting i wonder you and i both know you are filled with dreams let’s make them come true something wrong dr bloom usually it’s hard to keep you from shutting up hmm maybe it’s my appearance maybe i’m not scary enough for you

Dr bloom quit messing around and make a deal already make yourself a better worker and maybe i won’t fire you um you’re hopeless bloom perhaps i was too harsh we should be friends we are conducting business right nope i’ve seen enough computer end recording remove that triana part can’t have anyone seeing that

I’d never hear the end of it what a strange being hey dr bloom oh hello there who’s this sheldon cat’s esquire and i already know everything i need to know about you bloom i’ll choose to take that as a compliment sheldon here wanted to see how we

Conduct tests and you’re one of our top researchers of course i am well cats come check out scp-738 it’s just some furniture it only appears that way but if you were to sit in that chair you’d be making a deal with the devil what do you mean like figuratively

No like a literal deal with the devil of some sort fascinating tell them about your latest findings right scp-738 only appears to exist to trick people into taking bad deals deals for what exactly anything the scp is pretty committed to it as well writes up a document and everything anything you say

Did you ever find me a new d-class iris i still want to try some different tests not yet i ran into sheldon here actually i wouldn’t mind volunteering really do you want to talk with the scp if it’s a negotiation a lawyer is just what you need uh i’m not sure you should

Nonsense iris it’s perfect when can we begin right away head around the hallway and i’ll let you in by the time i’m done the scp will think i’m the devil he finally cracked i’m up i’m up get it together iris the test is over what happened he finally passed out

Those last 200 pages really took out his second wind how long did the contract get 900 something it hurt my brain just looking at it well now what the deal never happened so he should be fine just need some rest let’s go get him before he decides to sue us good idea You