All right ladies and gentlemen how’s it going today hope you’re all doing well today i’m not doing too bad myself it’s been a while since i’ve played minecraft bed wars i usually don’t play minecraft all that much anymore but for today’s video i think it’s relevant boy oh boy This channel that we’re gonna be looking at today i don’t know how to feel about it okay it’s it’s a really um let me just show you in minecraft this means that no matter what happens i’m completely invincible i can be hurt or even die you know i used To grow up watching the og team-crafted youtubers or whatever you know you had scott is minecraft you had asf jerome all them is this average modern-day minecraft content nowadays dude this person has 11 million and listen i’m not even hating cause this person is probably making a decent amount of money Off of youtube it’s it’s a hard thing to do i get it but when i say that this is the worst minecraft channel i’ve ever seen i i truly do mean it just cause it’s it’s weird it’s not it seems scripted it seems not authentic at all i just can’t help but Frown whenever i watch these videos now do i dislike this person as an individual no i don’t even know what this person acts like when they’re not recording they could be a nice person for all i know but today we’re gonna be taking a look at some videos by this Channel and uh yeah before we get to that make sure to go follow my spotify playlist it’s gonna be on your screen i bet some of you guys are listening to your music on occasion and you think yourself damn why does my spotify playlist suck dude well fear no more okay go Go save my playlist in minecraft this means that no matter what happens i’m completely invincible i can be hurt or even die isn’t that just normal creative mode of minecraft girl i what i guess the point of this minecraft video is that this person is invincible and everybody isn’t very groundbreaking Concept okay i’m not even gonna be like that let’s just watch the best part is that my friends don’t even know about my special ability okay other than the fact that this person is talking to me like i’m a literal [ __ ] two-year-old video is not awful but i i can feel myself Getting more and more pissed off as i keep watching it and before you comment pancho bro it’s just for kids dog i know i’ve been saying this okay i’ve been known that it’s for kids but why is it here on youtube bro there’s a whole kids App for youtube now i don’t know why it’s not on there i mean who knows it might be on there and it might be on youtube but why is it j why can’t we just make youtube the non-kids site at least keep the toddlers out you know Cause i straight up feel like a baby watching this so when they try to prank me it will always backfire which allows me to see who i can and can’t trust can i keep this immortal power a secret from my friends let’s find out oh and be sure To hit that like and subscribe button to have fun forever nice manipulative tactic to get those kids to smash the like button and obviously you know it’s not like she’s committing a crime by telling kids to like the video you know but to have fun forever what happens when they don’t Don’t you feel like you’re uh scamming kids here how about that aphmau huh what at least i don’t have the audacity to scam my audience i actually deliver every single time here’s an example uh like this video and i’ll show up to your house yeah i’ll definitely do that all right Got everything set up let’s just put this in so i could make some food uh maybe like so i can uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let’s get to it all right let’s go i think should we offer us just a little bit longer so we gotta make sure we do It totally real and suspenseful voices that you’re hearing in the background there it’s totally not like they’re in a [ __ ] call together i’ve never understood scripted content okay i’m not gonna lie at one point on the channel i was scripting my videos but only a Little bit of them and none of them just came off as authentic bro i don’t know why we’re trying to force non-authentic content down people’s throat i think it’s because of the fact that they can easily get like a better title and thumbnail if you just script a video Rather than actually let moments happen but i’ve i’ve never understood it as the viewer you know it’s not entertaining it’s better to have you know funny moments captured rather than scripted funny moments you know a perfect example was team crafted i mean who knows if they scripted their videos or not but it Didn’t seem like they were scripted this is just like scripted garbage right here you can easily tell that they have a whole little back story plan or script it’s just not authentic i don’t i don’t really mess with it all that much you know not hating again as i said but not For me what are they up to are they they’re putting tnt around your house you see it you why are you even asking this question okay listen i might be nitpicking at this video right now but you you understand my frustration with how scripted this is i know you do you Can feel it in your own body they think i’m not here oh my god because i said i was gonna go mining and i came back to them for some food no they wouldn’t they wouldn’t dare are they are they are they putting tnt Around my house okay i think i got it i think i got it here let’s let’s make a linebacker so we don’t get too close so i guess this channel is trying to be some like role play minecraft funny ha ha channel i don’t even know i believe There was a youtuber named cooldude3 or something like that i did uh these types of videos but they were actually good underground shut the [ __ ] up don’t interrupt you son of a [ __ ] take everything america see you know okay listen i might have thought it was funny as a kid and it’s Not bad it’s okay it’s not hard to watch but the reason i believe that like there’s channels doing this type of stuff that we’re watching today like those bad scripted channels that are anywhere in gaming it’s not even just minecraft i feel like the main motivation is money bro like you’re not Cussing you’re trying to get kids attention to watch your video because it’s easy to get kids attention especially in 2021 because the tick tock i don’t know dog it’s just not good content i don’t really know what else to say if money is your main motivation for Youtube at least own it like i do at least i can admit it let’s just uh drink it a little bit here and then um ian pierce what are you guys doing level your audio please at least when i start screaming it’s not that loud i honestly hate watching videos that are Scripted that have the voice actor sounding like this like we’re we’re [ __ ] [ __ ] hey guys pancho here today we’re going to be dragging out a 22 minute long scripted video because you guys are [ __ ] oh we got lit oh no oh geez let’s back up do you see what i see Oh my god she survived she she had the potion of immortality got guys she she made it out alive wow what she’s flying like that oh did you guys just try to blow up my house um no no we were definitely trying to clean okay i’m getting when did youtube become disney junior Bro like is that is this seriously where the website is going to like i’m not hating i i promise i know that this is for kids but why is this on youtube that’s that’s my biggest question if we keep feeding like baby ass content to older people what if we turn into babies All right come on outside let’s go where are you guys taking me uh uh mining obviously yeah a duh we wanted to we you know we were walking along here we thought oh yeah we should find out is such a thing like hey wait a minute hold on do you see something what I see ian across the way i think i see some wonderful available diamond i wonder if whenever these youtubers stop recording they just go hang out in their big ass mansions and just do a bunch of blow for those who don’t know what that is it’s probably a good thing that you don’t But it’s so far away and hard to get over this lava it would be so nice to obtain those diamonds it weren’t for the fact that our soft squishy bodies would burn upon impact with the lava right yes yes very flammable very squishy at this you know uh area yeah for real um So yeah how are we gonna get across pierce i guess we’ll never know i guess we’ll just have to leave the fee huh i’m sorry but like you’re not getting a single emotion out of me while i’m watching this i am watching this with the biggest straight face i have ever made you’re Not going to catch me smiling you’re not going to catch me in suspense or being surprised or anything like that i just don’t i i can’t watch this seriously i’m i’m not lying to you guys true true you know what it’s fine it’s perfectly fine i’ve got this how about what does she Have how is she swimming in lava i don’t know hold on let me try let me try let me try see the reason why i say there it’s just not even really all that entertaining is because anybody who plays minecraft would know you can swim in lava if you Have that little potion thing the fire resistance potion i think it’s called like if you’re gonna script a video that’s one thing but if the script isn’t even good like what it’s kind of like what are you doing i’ve got these diamonds that you know are totally natural here um that’s So cool it’s so great but my question for you is how you know you just gotta uh you know get some uh potions of um you know fire what is she saying she’s saying a lot of words but i don’t think they mean anything yeah i’m pretty sure that’s the embodiment of This entire video so that’s that’s all we’re going to be looking at today ladies and gentlemen i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure to leave a like and if you want to see more content like this in the future feel free to subscribe i Guess the moral of the story is if you’re gonna make videos on youtube make sure they’re at least authentic you know nobody really likes to watch a guy who’s scripting his entire videos unless it’s like an informative type of video that in that case i would completely understand because you got to remember All these things but if you’re like just trying to make it entertaining bro it’s best if you just leave it up to just freestyling you know anyways with that being said i hope you guys have a great one make sure you guys are taking it Easy and i’ll catch you guys in the next video peace You Video Information
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