the dumbest skywars game of 2017

Welcome guys Phyllis guy works I wasn’t like a super competitive person and not really sure if it’s reflected at all in my videos I tend to market myself as a casual which is less a reflection like me actually being non-competitive and more let me just avoid in the trend of

Bad lying PV beers looking down on all the minigame players there’s you know there’s so bad you get what I’m saying dodging that trend entirely I did not get much armor out of this and that man has been vanquished a good day sir unfortunate when I can even name is

Armour but maybe we can there’s no the chess set up in this map is terrible oh boy another helmet just blatant boots well it’s some hog oh no no no I want your shirt yes yes give that to me at once oh god I almost died I was at a

Thing heal a little bit here in a lot of footsteps not a fan oh wait you don’t have a shirt on whatever mm nailed that fishing rod don’t let anyone tell you otherwise a guy behind me and I just don’t care oh please don’t no no no no no no no no

I’ll be that guy now there we go Andy’s going whatever it was ah me wait wait wait strength I deserve this in its entirety thank you very much anyhow get him zombie beat him up zombie you walked away you would one job no no no

You don’t get to just heal in the middle of the fight what the heck was that I was gonna let you sit there I need a healthy breakfast no no no anyhow it’s when I was talking about something work five people rudely interrupted by getting killed but

Whatever so anyhow roughly 14 months ago I was sitting like fifty five thousand subscribers something I was just one of many skywars youtubers I am today but like there’s so many scary truth out there listening hmm I need a way to differentiate myself and well I don’t

Think being good at video games should be like the cornerstone of any channel because at the end of the day there’s always gonna be someone better than me it is a great selling point so I was asking what if I differentiate myself by being good at video games which which I

Say I say good at video games because it sounds as ridiculous as it is what we live in 2017 being good at video games is a marketable career strata okay believe me I don’t make the rules I just play the game thank thank you very much you want to actually speaking of playing

The game you want to play the game you just walk over there after murdering my zombie in cold blood how could you so sad well to be fair the the zombie was just the corpse of someone I murdered first but I murdered him first he was mine I called dibs so I

Wanted to differentiate myself with no strategy to person so Rankin come out like two months earlier nice ending hmm you know the masters division people get this really cool dragon victory dance and I feel like I’m get that so I got like fifth place which doesn’t ok fifth

Place does not sound impressive at all if you don’t have the context of it’s just gonna hit him thank you this place does not sound impressive at all but it’s out of like one thousand two thousand people are in this league competing so but whatever like how many

People have competed so far in September 91 thousand people I imagine it might have been less back then but I don’t know I have a pretty sick rating as well you can tell I’ve really been grind in the ranks ranked mode this this month I got masters division now saying to

Myself oh boy now everyone’s gonna think that I’m cool and popular which just did not happen okay as it turns out instead of people thinking oh boy techno my guy masters division that guy must be really good at the games everyone thought oh wow technically got masters division

Masters division must not be that hard to get if even he can do it so yeah it did not earn me many friends among the other masters division players cuz now no one took him seriously but whatever I still got a cool dragon after game so

There was always that to be heard it’s a lot less rare than it used to be because they give out like 10 every month and I got it on season 3 and now it’s been you know 140 150 ish given out I hadn’t know the exact number because some people get

Mashed division multiple times so you don’t get multiple dragons so hello he thought he was slick he rescued himself oh wait did I just get an enderpearl and a Golden Apple oh yes feels good all right wait nerd spotted hello that my armor is actually terrible this guy’s

Way stronger I need his helmet hello please donate your hat to the techno blade thank you very much mm-hmm there we go now our armor is uh it’s decent no it’s not full time wait why don’t you my goal an apple I just always assumed I have 12

Full run Apple so I get surprised right don’t there’s just so many of them in skywards yes yes whoa oh wow you actually just jumped across what a boss mm-hmm don’t want to get double hit off the map no you don’t this isn’t a thing stop stop this immediately no escape and

Another Golden Apple thank you very much Sony how I was thinking since I did that for skywars I ain’t do something like that for bed Wars you know just have a status of prestige that elevates me and makes makes me feel – makes me feel special

Okay I have a huge ego I I need to satisfy it somehow and the problem is bed where it’s just doesn’t I’m gonna be honest the bed worse does not have all that much content to be on lock – like bed words is a fun game but bed Wars is

It’s just bed words you don’t unlock if there’s cosmetics you know you if I logged in with an alts I’d pretty my to have the entire game there’s nothing to be unlocked there’s no cool prestige symbols I can find what I’m where I’m working on something it’s gonna take a

While but it’ll be cool I just want to know what this guy’s trying to do you want to play video games no just wanna climb trees that’s respectable I can respect that oh boy now he’s gonna try to bow me or is he over there he’d

Probably blow me if you wanted to oh oh you should have fought me earlier dude oh where are you going you going over there well hello PvP yeah that you should have bought me earlier dude that was a big steak I was just such an overpowered mid-chest and it was fantastic okay

Usually like mid chefs are supposed to be like a big deal but then you go to mid and you open the mid-chest it’s like flint and steel and diamond axe you’re welcome that was that was not a speed potion I I’ve made it I’ve made a mistake why are poison potions in the

Game whatever well let’s look on the bright side I nailed that poison potion me I got a full duration out of that one am I about to get stabbed guy is pretty long distance way the problem is this is one of those maps for all the mid-chest

Are away from okay then I see how it is I see how it is map developers oh there we go it’s actually some pretty decent stuff mm-hmm where the first human chest were terrible whatever okay let’s have some pvp of speed I not want to deal with

That mm-hmm hello lair techno JS who is the superior techno blade it is mm excuse me sir we were having a duel and it’s me all right no no no no hello I live oh did not do damage all right I’m alive I would love speed I

Feel like I’m gonna get smacked by someone with speed is getting combos with speed just not the most difficult thing ever I’m we’re gonna split the corrupted pearls I’m pretty here there’s a bug where if you have a stack of corrupted pearls and you throw one it

Gets hurt both no now you’re on fire rest in peace oh yes all the bow perks I made and I’ll wait power to never mind this is garbage I thought to be power for hello oh no don’t want to play video games that’s fine I’ll just be over here no no no no

No just stay there man it’s a good idea no don’t you do it don’t you walk to MIT no no no absolutely not and the dragon can’t eat anything it it’s on a diet don’t worry about it and we’re back on the water map hopefully it’ll actually

Give us stuff I don’t is there still the bug where this map will just give you like random not not the correct amount of blue I mean this is a completely normal and involute so maybe it was fixed maybe it’s just a complete coincidence with we will never know let’s just speed bridge

All the way across like the fancy boys oh yes nope nope speed bridge faster the egg can’t reach me okay that was a terrible terrible idea all around and I regret everything ah why do you hate me leave me alone I what to live no yes ah no he pearl into

Me what a god no hell yes I’m a victim of cyberbullying this way no I paroled into myself I’m so mad no no no I want to live I want to live I want to live what a lady to you dodge dodge the eggs

Dodge No I’m John [ __ ] as much as I can no chicken no yes I’ll be the next block up the water never mind I was overreacting I want to live why are you bullying me oh look who’s back absolutely not good day ha ha karma sucks doesn’t it I

Don’t actually know what that was the same guy but I hope it was I don’t actually have a anywhere to go from here this is awkward a hey there best friend if you could just not bother me that IV I’m not actually here I’m part of the no no no

No no no all right pepper Grady or burg you stab a chicken for no reason that’s really mean why would someone do such a thing alright brigade of your perk don’t fail me now alright I got this uh-huh I believe I’m gonna do this man

This is gonna be a rock bottom to the top story this is gonna be my rise to victory yes I can do it ha no no no no no no no no no no no no not again never again no oh I’m pro-life girl hi

Bro I have a pearl yes yes yes yes yes yes did the pearl Outland are you kidding me the pearls back it’s gonna kill me no please I have a family no please no please help you can do it no please go away with one blade fuller

No Oh tell my wife I love her Oh what was that game that was some police cars guys anyhow if you want to see more skyworks content you can click on this Pig Rider video right I use the pig advocate it’s pretty self-explanatory and amazing would recommend unless

You’re on a platform a dozen Sportline screens in which case that’s pretty awkward and can’t click on anything but if you can click on things I would recommend it