The Fifth Column – CRASHING A TWITCH STREAMER’S MINECRAFT E-DATE! – 5C Public Access – Episode 2

Coming up the [ __ ] out of my game you piece of [ __ ] and then you’re coming in here and causing my [ __ ] to get messed up i’m just trying to have a cute time with the girl i’m sorry i kind of like you wanna be so [ __ ] cool

You wanna be amazing you wanna be a hero i’ll delete the [ __ ] server If you tell me what biome in urine now i’ll sub i’m going to use f3 to find a specific one uh i don’t even know what the biomes are okay so four four eight negative uh the jukes the moves oh god he’s even using cover he’s just what can the game do

Against a gamer of this caliber my god oh what the [ __ ] that did so okay okay i’m sorry i’m sorry Wait that was by a person oh somebody’s in the server and is uh and is killing us well that’s not very cool Oh yeah he’s hacking yeah can we kick him out that’s a shame though that means that i lost all that stuff because you know he probably picked it up and then got rid of it Yeah that was a hacker because he was he was teleporting around and flying good trood gertrude the chicken she’s gonna be here she’s gonna be here very soon gertrude gertrude but it’s it looks gross it looks disgusting you can’t deny string cheese looks pretty gross been a couple of bands on the serve

Today don’t know what’s going on don’t know what’s going on at all the fifth column wrecked no no wait did someone kill gertrude could someone gertrude Foreign you know i was building this town for gertrude she was the reason that i kept going oh wait oh gertrude oh my beloved okay okay okay we’re good the fifth column killed the chicken with gertrude isn’t a racist name oh good trood Did gertrude escape again gertrude she’s wandered off again chad maybe i should put her on a leash maybe i should put her on a leash oh oh oh my god yum Oh That looks a bit sauce Oh he just died okay this oh no oh no chat i don’t know why people decide that hacking minecraft is a good idea i do not understand no understanding salmon salmon is just too too good at minecraft to understand hacking i want some wood for my saloon do you think acacia would look Do we reckon that acacia would look good in the desert because i think it would he is very fast oh oh we could be good be good oh oh dear oh dear oh oh dear hello you must you must be the man who wants to join why is he Hmm well i don’t know how to feel about that one i don’t know how to feel about that one one more diamond but that’s way the [ __ ] down there i want to bring you here to me first and you’re more important than diamonds that was kind of cute It made me laugh and i thought it was uh cute as well it’s not a little old flustered they’re uh broken thinking a lot of things at once anyway so there’s this hole that i’m in and i want to bring you to yeah i’m looking down it

I’ve been making good things for this whole oh i can’t wait to see what you do to this hole I’m so confused what is this laughs nervously so basically we’re in a private server and there’s somebody that’s suddenly in said private server to broken claiming dominance get the [ __ ] out of my game you piece of [ __ ] i don’t deal with your [ __ ] [ __ ] oh christ banning them okay

Get the [ __ ] out of my game the fun fact i found their their twitter yeah they’re what does that mean here to destroy [ __ ] well it’s just that the fifth column they have like tweets and stuff and is in it what can i type now are you kidding me right now

The fact that you guys can keep joining in obviously means something so you guys aren’t going away just know i’m upset because this is [ __ ] i just want to have a fun time with a girl that’s really cute and i really enjoy her and then you’re coming in here and causing my [ __ ]

To get messed up you should understand why i’m upset give me a moment you are scaring people away off of my stream you are causing a panic towards my stream you’re causing issues to my stream so i’ll buy another server i’ll burn this one to the ground it sucks but i’ll do it

And i will reach out to the server owners about this if this is just some bs do we have an understanding i’m being as polite as possible right now no i don’t know what the [ __ ] you’re talking about you want me to ban them broken no because they just keep coming in waves

I’m not playing koi dog what block it’s not cute what you’re doing it’s not funny there’s no [ __ ] block powder and if there is anything it’s by accident i’m just trying to have a cute time with a girl i’m sorry i kind of like you want to be so [ __ ] cool

You want to be amazing you want to be a hero i’ll delete the [ __ ] server if it really makes you feel that [ __ ] proud i’ll make another one yes i’m upset yeah they’ve just tried to kill me now they’re setting the house on fire because i just want to play [ __ ]

Minecraft with the girl i like that’s why i’m defensive because this is a private server and you pop in and act like a [ __ ] billy badass trying to be cool as [ __ ] when you actually mean when you need to just get the [ __ ] off

I want to see it if you kill any of my animals or do anything to harm any my [ __ ] you will be banned instantly show me the neo-nazi symbol show me i obviously see you okay cool come on [ __ ] it was tundra wasn’t it we’ll get you we’ll get tundra back [Applause] well

Oh yeah this might be a sorry sorry [Applause] all right goodbye everybody