The FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft Speedruns EVER

Oh my goodness no way he just gave me a chicken nugget weapons people who cheat in their minecraft speedruns are hilarious because they’re terrible at hiding the fact that they cheated these are the funniest fake minecraft speedruns this speedrun is interesting because the speedrunner is using a face

Cam at first everything is normal he spawns in finds a village and starts taking the beds for the ender dragon battle he gets very lucky finding obsidian iron and bread in a chest and then he crafts some tools but here’s where things start to get weird he

Starts to attack the iron golem for lou and while he’s hitting it he gets up and leaves then who’s playing the game well he gets the iron and makes a bucket and the speedrunner comes back onto the camera and he’s eating a sandwich is this guy using the controller with his

Feet anyways he builds the nether portal crafts flint and steel and while he lights it he’s literally eating a sandwich and on his phone i think someone’s playing a prank on me so he enters the nether and conveniently finds a bastion but he falls and pulls off

This insane clutch wait a second is that cat playing the game what in tarnation he ends up finding a huge vein of gold blocks and throws 75 gold ingots into a pit of five trapped piglens yielding him 13 ender pearls which is actually extremely lucky the speed owner then

Changes their render distance and field of view which is a common practice among professional speedrunners and in doing so they discover another fortress across the lava lake so they ended pearl to it and quickly find a blaze spawner and luckily they drank a fire resistance potion earlier so battling the blaze was

A breeze but wait a second the speedrunner is literally taking a nap on camera so who’s fighting the blaze i’m so confused so while the speedrunner is literally asleep someone is playing the game and building the nether portal and they return to the overworld he crafts

Eyes of ender throws an eye and then starts traveling in that direction luckily the speedrunner wakes up from his nap and wait a second he comes back and literally has a batman costume on then he shows off his strength training routine this is a joke right he finds the

Stronghold fills the portal and enters the end but while he’s waiting for the dragon to perch i guess he breaks out his clarinet listen i’m a musician myself but my ears are in pain and while he’s jamming out for his next jazz solo someone is beating the ender dragon wait a second

His controller was never even plugged in i can’t tell if this guy is cheating or he’s just extremely talented this speedrun has some questionable methods the speedrunner finds a village in a desert temple right next to it they get some normal looking loot but when they come back up there’s suddenly a ruin

Nether portal outside and there’s conveniently flint and steel and obsidian in the chest totally legit so they complete the portal light it and enter the end they find the nether fortress get some blaze rods but here’s where things start to get fishy everyone knows you can’t sleep in the nether well

They put a bed down and go to sleep i have no idea how and when they wake up they wake up in the stronghold what in tarnation after looting a couple chests they come across this one chest and they find a dragon egg this one was definitely legit this

Speedrunner cheats in a way like i’ve never seen before he starts off by getting some wood and then wastes a bunch of time breaking all the tree leaves okay well when he’s done there’s suddenly a stack of wood lying in the ground right next to this cow not

Suspicious at all then suddenly a cow flies right past him i’m so confused after these very strange events the speed owner crafts some tools and finds a village and inside the village is everything you’d expect a farm a house a well a cow dropping a golden apple wait

A second did that cow just poop out a golden apple and an iron pickaxe an axe and diamond armor this guy is so lucky that there’s some magical cow pooping out louis this is the weirdest speedrun i’ve ever seen after these unusual events things just get weirder the

Speedrunner loots the farm for some food and the cow literally starts building the nether portal i can’t believe my eyes whoever that cow is though i don’t think they know how to build a portal correctly after struggling for what seems like minutes the cow then lights

The portal and goes into the nether and the speedrunner follows it the speedrunner legitimately got really lucky because he spawned in right next to a bastion which means he can quickly trap a piglet trade and get ender pearls well he explores the bastion and eventually does trap a piglen for

Trading and the piglin must be friends with that magical cow because he starts tossing isabender and end portal frames what in tarnation the speedrunner builds the end portal enters the end and this next part is just the icing on the cake he breaks all the end crystals and when

The dragon perches another dragon comes out of nowhere and starts fighting how is any of this possible after an epic battle the second dragon kills the original one and somehow it enters the portal as well this speed runner must be on the newest minecraft update because i am so confused this speedrun i’m

Confused whether they’re cheating or their game is haunted they spawn in and immediately get wood then they make two wooden pickaxes which is oddly specific then they go up this hill and wait a second what’s that if i slow down the footage that looks just like herobrine i

Don’t know whether to be creeped out or confused but things continue to get weirder the speed owner then makes a house but if i freeze frame the footage you can literally see herobrine on the side of the screen and the speedrunner puts some of his items in the chest then

You can hear the chest open and close when the speedrunner opens his chest all of his items are gone after the house being haunted the speedrunner leaves the area and eventually finds a forest where all the trees have no leaves okay he follows the path made by the trees which

Leads to a ruin nether portal that literally builds itself what in tarnation he loots the chest and finds some useful items like two swords a shovel and some iron nuggets then he enters the nether portal and after perusing the nether he finds what seems to be a trail of mushrooms that

Conveniently lead him to another fortress well there’s a suspicious amount of blaze spawned and look who’s here again all of a sudden every blaze dies at the same time and these blaze rods just appear out of nowhere after these very very lucky events the speed owner leaves the nether which isn’t

Smart considering they never found a bastion to get ender pearls but just wait till you see what happens when they get back to the overworld they wander around for a while until they find a trail of ender pearls on the ground after the trail ends they have more than

Enough ender pearls so they just start digging straight down and they find a stronghold how convenient as they’re trying to find the m portal look who stopped by to visit herobrine even after completing the end portal herobrine is somehow there again as if the speedrun wasn’t haunted enough already when they

Get to the end the speedrunner stands in the middle of the end island and every end crystal is broken without moving a muscle and when the dragon perches you can see someone landing on the ground next to it and then the dragon instantly dies but this is the weirdest part

Before the speedrunner enters the endgame portal to complete the speedrun you can hear footsteps behind them and when they turn around the speed run cuts to black what a cliffhanger this speedrunner starts off in a village then he goes to the nether and then he enters

The port wait this is the wrong footage this next speed on his dream or at least i think it is he spawns in a village and finds some pretty normal looking luke some wood a fishing rod grass seeds and an enchanted book then he makes a

Crafting table and a boat seems legit to me but then he applies the enchanted book to the bow and it’s infinity how is this even possible he loots more chests and finds some wood some iron a bucket and this next chest he conveniently finds flint diamond and just enough

Obsidian to make a nether portal so he makes the nether portal and enters the end and he’s completely surrounded by lava but it looks like there’s another fortress in the distance now how is he gonna get over there okay now i know what the infinity enchantment was for

I’m not even sure if this is possible but that clutch was actually really impressive but here’s where things start getting really suspicious he gets into the nether fortress and kills a blaze but remember that enchanted axe that he got from the chest earlier well it drops unnatural amounts of blaze rods four

Stacks not fake at all somehow he glitches his boat and launches himself across the nether conveniently back to the portal now remember his looting luck with the blaze well when he gets back to the overworld there’s an enderman conveniently waiting for him coincidence i think not and it drops three stacks of

Ender pearls so he makes eyes of ender throws him into the sky to determine the stronghold location and once again launches himself across the map with his magical enchanted bow and he conveniently lands right into a village nice then he makes one bed jumps into

The water and wait a second is that the stronghold i don’t think the speedrun moderators were fooled by this one so he fills the importer with eyes enters the end and as soon as they enter the end the dragon just dies alright so it’s possible this wasn’t dream hey you if

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