the funniest girl on Minecraft

Hey guys hey what’s up what’s up what are you guys doing no i’m thinking much about what are you eating specifically so good yeah and it’s like a fresh tortilla too and they stuffed it like it’s so i’m gonna listen ready are you listening So like fat yeah oh you guys are gay oh it’s called mooncraft moan boys [Laughter] what are you guys doing um well all three of us were mining in another we all got like there’s like two stacks of diamonds we came across this a skeleton spawner and we accidentally destroyed the floor

And then all the skeletons spot at the same time this [ __ ] man my diamonds mind i’m in let’s go i’m gonna go eat dinner right now so i’ll talk to y’all later oh in real life yes oh okay you have to eat in real life he’ll be back he’ll be back all right

Okay in a bit yeah hope it’s good thanks bye okay you think his mommy’s gonna make a delicious dinner i think so i wonder what jhb teen’s mom is like thank you ghost for the sub as well soccer mom uh kisses him on the cheek every day before school yeah work at

When at twitter his good luck at work today honey i hope you put out some banger tweets just imagine like her going out to like lunch with her like mom friends being like one of them’s like well my son’s off doing this right now ministry trip for the orphans

Oh well my son tweeted about come on and mr beast replied [ __ ] his mom’s name it’s 100 linda linda team wait what do you do with hammers i’ve never used him they just mine faster i’ve never used them before today really it’s like a minecraft noob i was

I played minecraft back when old men used to sing about their torches and and also dm kids and their free time i mean not much has changed on that part this is like my third time playing today and i’m already like addicted oh yeah i forgot you’re like a noob noob yeah

Me nope hb we went on a big journey and then we were talking about our most embarrassing moment that has ever happened to us do you have one um no i can’t think of one off the top of my head but you know what you know

What i just thought of when you said that remember when were you there no you were there i’m pretty sure remember when training fell out of the hot tub and we thought he died talked about that yesterday and i was pissed off because i was like i was so

Scared and no we thought he died and he’s just like hey guys if i how’s it going i am hey we’re making hammers to go back mining when you want to cut this um my deepest darkest fears ooh i don’t know it’s your darkest fear um premarital sex cringe okay yeah

That’s the tough touchy subject i think that’s a fear oh no it it freaks me out you can’t fear something you never get well no people fear you can’t fear something you’ve never experienced are you scared of it you don’t even know what the sensation is like true

Cringe oh god oh you’re gonna make me cringe is this a good block what is this this is obsidian um it’s the hardest thing to mine i think um you can make an another portal or an enchantment table or you can make um obsidian armor which you have on your

Boots right now i think right i think so i got these from adrie so i don’t know but you can only um would you mind it with diamond yes you can only use simon if use anything else it’ll just break and it won’t work

Let me see yeah we’re at 11 right now if you press f3 and you see your xyz those are your coordinates where you are right now in the map and your middle number is how far you are into the ground and diamonds are around 11. so i’ve heard that

Is that like a like like a theory or is that like a known fact no it’s like a fact like that that’s where they start spawning okay do you want to stay together or no yeah i’ll follow you until yours breaks and then we can cleanse mine

Show me where hold on let me get some coal so i can make some torches behind this do you have any wood by chance i didn’t bring any down i have one there you go oh that’s actually perfect uh actually wait no dolan is uh that way so we’ll

Go this way you should go that way go up to that wall and then just hit the hit it with your hammer give it give it hand right here yes oh [ __ ] that’s actually sick oh yeah oh there we go yeah oh can i can i hit these with it

That is redstone um you can use it to make a redstone torch so this hammer does it break every does it break diamond and stuff or and these no you have to pull out a pickaxe i see iron oh my god i need wait can i mine iron with this i must be

Able to right yes dude i love this thing these nuts am i right this is not the right way yeah chef boyardee’s nuts tasty oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is my man doing yo sugma ligma fugma i think i lost emmy where are you emmy [ __ ] i have a diamond sword

Sogma this way maybe guessing the torchway hello over here i know what way we have to go okay i think there’s a furnace over here i love this game now i’m addicted i’m addicted let’s go this is poggers this is poggers chat poggers please mandatory diamonds poggers oh

My god damn i got 10 diamonds off that [ __ ] let’s go it’s about a fake let’s go oh my god damn that’s actually huge uh excuse me that taco bell hitting yeah bro okay i’m thinking hmm of a number one to ten seven yep what were you thinking seven really yeah no way

I was dead ass i wasn’t really thinking of seven i was actually thinking of your my mom yeah cringe bro just like that we’re close you and my mom yeah we talk okay so you’re not supposed to do this because you might run into lava but i don’t hear any stuff

And then just do this ready you jump and then place it under you oh my god you’re doing it you’re mlg okay i don’t know if it’s gonna make it out oh yikes how deep are we pretty deep which is surprising since you don’t believe never mind oh

God oh oh you’re gonna make me cringe okay you’re gonna have to take us away all right i’ll try this is like the tower of terror bro i love that ride what part of florida are you in uh orlando yeah i was in orlando i’m near

Did you go to disney hands on who’s asking have you been like going out and stuff like i’ve not really moved to texas and like literally didn’t haven’t gone a single place because like all this [ __ ] yeah we get tested regularly like everyone in my house because who do

You live with um sushiya oh and i didn’t know she moved i met at a strip club what how does that roommate arrangement even come about okay so we met at a k we actually met at a k-pop k-pop bar and then i and then shoot i was like can you

Guys take me home i’m too drunk and they’re like yeah sure and then she took me home but we were like okay let’s go to ihop first and then me and her shared a drink together and it was really cute and then we became friends and then she

Invited me to her club and then she gave me free dances and then i worked there with her for like a week and i hated it so then i stopped doing it but there were friends yeah for like a week what was it like being a stripper um it’s just like

Not worth the like mega cringe wasn’t that yeah like imagine you’re like watching a cringe compilation and like you get you like and then you cringe it was like that dude okay cringe career path wow dude every time i ever been to a strip club i always just

I feel bad for like i would i always try and help them like i always like try and talk to them no i mean i don’t not to be like disrespectful or anything but just like i just like it was really funny one time i was talking about this girl about

Going back to school and i i was like just but you don’t have to do anything let me just talk to you for a minute you know just like like here let me give you 12 tell me about your fear did you make a lot of money at least no

Uh to be honest i made way more money just by sitting on my phone on other websites oh yeah i mean like literally i’m sure that’s way more lucrative yeah i just like i don’t know the whole getting touched part was kind of awkward and i thought you’re not allowed to

Touch me they were allowed there’s this one guy i was on the stage it was one of my first times and he went up to the side of the stage here get on these wait i’m the stripper yeah you’re me in this scenario so here’s your pull okay get on up there you’re

Okay now look at me right and then he walks up actually switch positions actually i don’t know how to do this okay so i’m sitting here right and he comes up to me and then i walk over to him and then i get on the ground and i crawl over and then i

I don’t know what to do and i turn around and then he goes and he leans in my ear and he whispers you’ll get it someday and then he i’m like no i’m not gonna get it i don’t know what i’m doing just give me the money you can see my

You see my butthole what more do you want wait was this in austin yeah damn wait so did your roommate used to work there yeah they actually have really good food there they’re like [ __ ] get off right now text me the name of this establishment yeah it’s literally five minutes away

From my house what texture pack do you have do you have a texture pack um the shaders yeah um yeah i have the enhanced default one that magnesium said yeah same thing yeah i have one for like sunsets and like sunrises and stuff and then i have one that like turns my

Moon into the gerber baby what the [ __ ] really yeah the gerber baby grow up planted they’d be getting heated man we call this [ __ ] tabasco shouldn’t tell them haters i don’t tolerate the lactose shoot them from deep like i’m the whip is a jimmy