The Funniest Minecraft Mod Ever

We installed the voice chat mod into minecraft that means wherever you walk you can hear everyone else and it was hilarious Also thank you so much to all my subscribers for all of the support at the minute it is mental most of my new viewers actually find me annoying so if you don’t dislike me while watching this video then please check the subscribe button to see if you subscribe enjoy the video

Gentlemen how are you all gentlemen welcome to the new world hey wilbur give us a good scream i’m ready go on phil take the leap there’s [ __ ] down there bro oh hello again wilbur come with me you ready we’re going to jump i don’t together Uncomfortable i’m gonna get some wood i’m gonna get some stone as well grab some of this tommy told me to play the video game so i’m playing the video game why is spells are advancing we’re not even let’s meet up with oh oh oh [ __ ] oh Where’s wilbur where’s wilbur told me i hear you well well well but come with me oh i see tommy behind you go go go go go okay we gotta find a village or something we’ve lost 360. tactical be tactical be tactical he’s dead phil’s are minecraft

Wait wait where actually is phil i think i saw some iron actually as well he’s so old and he’s married he likes women and that’s wrong we don’t have a saddle let’s go [ __ ] let’s get some food one and a half hearts you know thank you i’m oh tommy’s dead

Oh for [ __ ] sake vicky let’s be up with the group come on hello anybody here i’m coming to the top of the mountain hello okay hey phil oh jesus christ phil phil let’s meet with wilbur then let’s head i where’s wilbur you ready to make the jump boys you go first big q

I don’t want to go first all right three two one [Laughter] Wait we actually need to go meet up with will he’s probably got full iron already oh my god we’ve made it all the way to malaysia this is a great thing for us let’s just stick together then i am scared of wilbur’s suit he’s tall and lanky so what do we Wilbur wilbur wilbur he’s gone he’s gone i’m just gonna well i want to marry you no hippie you’re not my wife you’re not me hey guys If we’re going to go kill the dragon if we’re going to speed run this [ __ ] I can’t hear you phil phil you’re going to have to talk louder come on quickly let’s dance [ __ ] you want to [ __ ] go his name’s bert birdy You can’t do that he’ll die no Hey phil phil there’s a uh thingy over here we could oh my vicky is trying it we’ll go now watch me [ __ ] mine oh no tommy army yeah yeah Find these buildings get good materials and let’s get out of here so here’s a problem uh will literally just fell into the [ __ ] ravine let’s just go down there i don’t have any What the [ __ ] there’s a spawner here hello hello my friends guys hello why is the village abandoned oh hello fill the cup do you have any water you could place okay i’m coming i could barely hear you phil maybe my ears are going blind and [ __ ] phil phil

Phil i think i’m going color block oh i got yeah it’s a oh [Laughter] he just got back oh no did he at least hit a bed oh boy i’m gonna just sit in this cave oh okay i’ll jump on the water this time i’ll jump on the water i hear him oh My god all right build the minecraft it’s time to get your blood what hello wilbur what are you doing why do you keep why do you keep don’t worry about it i’ve just wandered across far land why do you keep committing suicide hey guys hello sorry about my absence i

I am packed with [ __ ] yes so check out check it out down here look what i found oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] give me that pig i see the pig yeah guys guys Noise complaints i’ve got a lot of [ __ ] on my mind wait give me my own kickback oh no i just crafted this one give me that bag i just watched me craft you’re being a bully you’re like the kid who asked for my lunch money i said no joseph i said joseph joseph

I’m gonna hit you joseph i know what happened to your mother joseph it was me will here’s the mine i need my iron pick this isn’t your iron pit okay fine you can have it if you want well you know we’re beating my all we have to do is find a lava pool

And then we’re good do you want to go to the nether because we could just go for oh yeah let’s go to them uh it’s not i just are you just gonna try and get this oh i’ve got it now it’s okay here you go here’s your stuff back where is filter

I don’t know like what i can hear i can [ __ ] hear him but not see him i’ve just made the portal look come down okay i’m on my way phil i’m coming with you tommy thanks wilbur we’re like brothers yeah look at us go two brothers in a hole

Oh my god you almost just dug straight into lava as well oh my [ __ ] god that was so [ __ ] funny like look at this look at this your eyes are gonna [ __ ] pop out and [ __ ] steroids in your eyes [Applause] okay okay what the [ __ ] do you guys do oh will got diamonds Take two bones let’s go [ __ ] up this [ __ ] can we please kill wilbur yeah let’s [ __ ] bone him whoa i heard that i heard that phil i don’t like what tommy is saying i just heard it yeah i’m a bit worried i’m trying to burn him man Excuse me i’m trying to Why why why no boning no i won’t bone you but i’ll throw away my bro thank you this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] up this is yeah you try and bone a guy and then he stabs you what the hell what the hell man no stop it please well

Because we want to do this now we’ll stop it i’m not going to bone you wilbur look at me in the eyes the last thing in the world i want to do right now is bone you I don’t want to talk to the child anymore let’s go to the nether phil give me some stuff hell phil phil can i have some things can i have something thank god you’re annoying oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] hello tommy in it

Oh i went the wrong way hey wilbur watch this well good job oh we did it bro we did it you’re my brother no don’t call me that i will cry oops Oops oops what the [ __ ] wait i i hear them i hear them on their way look at that you [ __ ] kid oh my god let me see are they [ __ ] stupid oh no wilbur i [ __ ] hear him well but wait i hear him wait stick with me stick with me watch me whip

Whip what’s mean i hate this i hate this so much yeah but i hear them there’s two blaze spawners next to each other i heard i hear some [ __ ] [ __ ] okay we’ll wait till they come to us though let’s stay with the blaze yeah hey wilbur hey wilbur i’ve got

Something to say to you look behind you [ __ ] your Oh oh what the [ __ ] happened oh no dude what the [ __ ] is this phil’s phil’s to help me help me those are phil’s to help me what the [ __ ] why did he do that i just killed him both oh no oh no sorry guy hey wait big does this sound funny

I need i need my things back i need my things back wait stay there please goodbye jesus [ __ ] christ thank you big q i’ve got news to tell you oh my god put the water put some water i can’t there’s no you can’t put water oops yes i’m on okay okay

Okay that’s how thank you thank you so stop what the [ __ ] tommy it’s okay i’m toxic oh my god this is actually i this is oh my god you know i’ve got like four rods you know wait i have five oh let’s go yeah oh [ __ ] we’re out

In my defense phil i thought he was going to scream but you his silence said enough [Laughter] oh he’s will hey man hello good you okay all right i’ve seen some stuff together man just i just no no no no no no please please he has so much [ __ ] on him

You know we had a good game going and then he just put that [ __ ] bed she just [ __ ] said [Laughter] being all squirmish like a [ __ ] like a beaten up squirrel well but let’s sleep next together hello amen oh my god this is asleep please this is trevor

What else do you need from me dreamer dreamer i reckon you’re hallucinating oh my goodness what else do you need hey man it’s me mexican dreaming it’s me mexican dream man amen he’s still in my [ __ ] horse man you’re taking my [ __ ] horse he just This is gonna be great man come on come on come on yes your phil’s just working phil just being a little worker boy that’s how he was raised hi my name’s phil and i’m minecraft that was really that was hurtful oh mexican dream mexican dream amen i’m coming straight from the barrio man

Hey I can’t i can’t i want to make him pass away no no he’s fine look he’s having a good time look at him he’s torturing filzer please don’t don’t wait let’s see what he’s saying [Applause] Kill mexican dreams [Laughter] what does that even mean guys look it’s a parrot we pushed forward we could have gotten the pet parrot brought to the end know that you all died See those in the water we call those swimmy horses horse face you’ve served your use oh it’s a it’s a it’s a small horse it’s a small gray horse i will have sex with it for this dragon could kill me and i could never conceive again gentlemen we have plenty of time to

Breed with inanimate animals guys let’s not breed with animals now i never go through this you have killed my wife oh i found it i found it i men oh so many wives a wife spawner i know you have destroyed the wife spawn there for my happiness gentlemen have you got any speeches

Right now to give to give big deal i want you to look upon the nation that we just come from hell just place the ice just place the ice for the land of mexico place tommy in it tommy in it for the land of minecraft sub counts we shall dive in

This was gonna be for my woolly horse wife now for you no no big queue don’t speak like that please please i will never feel the warmth of a whirly horse in my life after this my gosh you don’t have any pearls or like do you have food or water or anything

Don’t worry i have a bed has anyone ever seen some of these horses before the ender dragon you you brought me into this you come on man let’s just oh [ __ ] oh Daylight’s burning phil we must push forward man [Applause] i need i need you to punch this crystal right go go go what will it give me neighbor punch it do it what will it give me this is going to give us we’re going to win

The house in it come on wait wait wait we’re getting [Applause] that was not what i thought was going to happen let’s take this one through no no no do not do not take the one that people’s spawn points are at wait where is phil oh well i’m dead oh

There he goes he’s attacking oh now we’re [ __ ] now we’re fine oh [ __ ] oh gentlemen i think we can’t do this we can’t do this we’re not strong enough so william do we jump or do we do it do we jump onto it i guess that answers it