No you can you go in to confession in this response [Laughter] the other day i was watching one of dream’s twitch streams and right at the end he just kept saying this if you have twitch prime amazon prime which products free money generation free money guys oh my god guys if you Have twitch prime now if you don’t know twitch prime is essentially amazon’s free way of letting you sub to people on twitch it doesn’t really interest me you know money isn’t why i do this i’m quite clearly in it for the ladies but after doing that on history dream Came onto my stream while i was on his minecraft server and decided he was going to teach me the ways of how to make money again i don’t really care but he started going on about how he was the next jesus and god and it really went downhill it was great Though it was great it make of it what you will now even though i don’t care about money what i do and and really only care about is subscribers so if you enjoyed today’s video please check the subscribe button to see if you are subscribed spend hours and hours on these videos and Subscribing is completely free it literally costs you nothing and if you want to unsubscribe at any point you can do that you’re probably not subscribed so even if you can just check the subscribe button to see if you are i’d appreciate that so much this was the best and funniest minecraft video ever That’s not a joke i hope you enjoy guys i don’t know if you know this but if you have amazon prime or any of your family or your friends or if you have anybody that wants to prime you can get a free subscription i or tommy in this case Gets money for nothing for you literally no cost just click subscribe and it will give you an option if you have it it will just say twitch prime and you get twitch prime for absolutely no cost to you you give tommy money i don’t know how they do it But they they somehow they have there’s primes and you can just generate money out of the air for tommy oh my god can i just i want to see 10 in a row we get 10 in a row in the chat with like there’s so much chatting we need to get 10 primes In a row just wait until you see one of the charts let’s get training let’s get a train going one two four four five five guys look how many people are realizing like those people probably never knew that they could do this yeah you probably never i mean you Who listen to this the odds that you have it guys only a small percentage of viewers sorry sorry i got too much if you want to help me celebrate no no no no don’t be jealous come on just because we can generate free money doesn’t mean that yeah just because the viewers can Generate free money literally just by clicking subscribe and primarily my minecraft’s like having issues my internet’s having issues well my life’s having issues today you can fix that by generating free money by clicking subscribe i kind of tell you really back real quick when’s the perfect point in the middle Of the stream right before or what like when would you say the perfect point is right when you don’t have enough money which is always if only i was a little bit meaner to turbo do you know how much money you’d make that’s true next time he’s mean to you just in game Just act all sad and like i feel sad guys i i’m only gonna keep streaming if i get a thousand stars no only subs would make me happy right now it’s very very very uncomfortable right now i was just jealous i’m not i’m just disappointed he’s disappointed in all of you who Aren’t using their free money oh my gosh their free money why are you disappointed you just spent 28 minutes basically advertising twitch prime yeah but turbo what’s that what’s wrong with it tell us nothing it’s just the only thing is wrong with it is that it feels so wrong it’s free I don’t know i feel like you shouldn’t have to coerce people’s decision into using their prime on you if they really enjoy your content and what you’re doing but the point is they don’t even know what they want well they don’t know that they have it They don’t even know it exists and when they’re told they’re enlightened and that’s why i will be advertising every dream from now on really you can’t start a sentence about prince that’s why we are jesus you have to clarify you don’t like advertising twitch prime not that you Don’t like twitch prime you love twitch prime right yeah i’ve got nothing wrong with it it’s awesome you you just don’t like it they want you to use your twitch prize god damn it great next time you’re live i will give you 10 subs now say that you like twitch prime all right How did i dislike that yeah yeah yes you’re done mute it this entire time was out here negotiating stops with with tobo and i was like why is he not answering tommy turns out i hate twitch prime too how many are you gonna gift me now No the the thing is when you when you disagree with me the whole chat doesn’t go r and call me toxic they just go okay if i disagree with tubbo the chat’s like no you oh my god like that you know they get they get very very Like you can’t i can’t disagree with tubbo i was like tabo is like the most the moral he said what you just stopped comparing yourself to jesus christ okay in this scenario who’s god are you god and jesus yeah i’m both in the holy spirit disagreeing with god and now i know i’m Not going to go to heaven you won’t get into heaven unless you use your twitter account what do you think was jesus’s equivalent of twitch of twitch it’s like turning water to wine but you’re turning nothing into free money jesus really monetized bread and wine do you think you’re getting 28 minutes advertising I don’t think you can do that you can in minecraft i am god surely this is like offensive to someone i’m pretty sure you guys have said i am god before as a joke right now you’re going down with me that’s all i have to say you know what i’m as long as As long as i’m still getting my free money oh my god come on yeah yeah well what do the big corporations think we’re we’re just the small guys we’re just i mean short room has eight million subscribers but we’re the small guys say we’re the small guys yeah eight million Subscribers i can hardly afford to live okay okay now now you’re you’re literally just lying you’re literally just lying i wasn’t doing it on my stream if i was advertising on my stream it’s more disingenuous but it’s tommy’s stream i’m getting nothing for it you’re really a saint dream you’re not getting Anything from no well you’re helping a friend well why then i mean make the comparison jesus did help people we have a great question have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room okay yeah okay i mean has anyone ever seen jesus in the same room tubo that is Incredibly wrong of you today i mean he’s literally in the culture come on i think about how many views i’m gonna get do you think the video dream is is jesus is going to get demonetized that’s going to show up in like some russians recommend it and he’s going to Go off in the comments yeah i’m really excited to read the comments on this video no i mean it was originally going to be about building this huge tower and now it’s just turned into dream you should make yourself a church a church of subs i’ll call it Prime church how churches ask for like donations dude oh yes and you’re like can you please please in churches they they go to everyone individually and they say hey do you mind you know giving a donation so why can’t we why can’t yeah why can’t we do that are you sure i’m Just not confident that this bit isn’t rude to someone disclaimer i am not jesus this is a joke and it is humor on tommy and it’s child’s stream thank you i am not jesus bro spoilers well i’m disliking this youtube video you know what you could you know what Dream i wouldn’t be opposed to you spreading your religion into lamannberg let me just say that well they say they say that a religion just has to have three followers to be like a religion and you have eight million yeah yeah i have no i have like 500 and 580 000 followers i’m a religion look up on google how many people for a religion three all right tommy are you in okay quackity are you in oh yeah let’s do it so we have three people me you and tommy yeah we have a religion it’s official yes anybody said oh wait i’m streaming What’s up sorry ask her if she’s part of the religion tom tommy ask her ask her if she’s are you part of the religion mother in it bad news father and it was not interested in my religion really all you need is some reverb oh are you ready you ready ready People join dreamianity he won with the future it’s church prime you keep let’s go i have an announce i have announcement to make i am running for president in dream you’re getting a bit ahead of yourself god and a president and you have a religion yes according to according to god’s statistics only 50 of you record [Laughter] according to god statistics only 50 of you are going to heaven he just said that that came out of his mouth sorry it’s just everything we’ve said in the past hours just dawned on me at once and now i’m just getting a little Overwhelmed as i was thinking like oh maybe i should tweet about oh my god we just said those things there’s one thing that you said that is the wisest thing you ever said you said quote i have never said anything that i regretted to be fair that was before today oh my God thank you so much thank you enlightened thank you thank you now never give your armor or tools to anybody what if i die no no no no it says quackity you can keep everything i just gave you forever your only payment is to build the church that’s all you have to do That is your one question this is a miracle a christmas miracle it’s not even beautiful guys if you are in quackity’s chat right now you probably have a twitch prime sub he gets money quackity gets free money it’s a money have you generation with prime i think it’s a glitch it’s free money Thank you you’re one with us now join us stand strong never crouch oh no also according to god statistics has become a copy pastor no pick you enjoy enjoy your chat while you can enjoy your chat while you can god is known for collecting data [Laughter] When cross equals one sub one prairie of course one sub we’ve surely crossed them a line now i just i’m gonna be the one to say it you know what just just apologize i won’t be apologizing for anything but i’ll do an apology stream start an apologist you’re like why are You guys so mad you know how you end with amen we end everything with pog champ lord bless the food we eat today yeah we’ve got to make sins come on bro you break the lord any primers they’re twos you are eaten towards the back music is is a we sharp kid Funeral capital decoder [Applause] impressive i’m just trying to think of when you use the word l and i’m i’m being very very careful no you can you go in to confession in this response [Laughter] okay [Laughter] going to hell not like this dude i literally i’ve never been that close to winging myself on streams like i had like i had said dude when you’re going into heaven and god asks if you’re a partner or affiliate you’re in the gates of evan and he’s Like what’s your rap share you get a tier three heaven what’s this year one heaven like it’s just all the tier one people you might find like obama in tier three you know like just joe down the street he’s through one that guy that saved the kitten from the Tree yeah he said too dream just between us i’ve gone up almost 1 000 twitch subs today thanks to you you’re welcome thank you thank you where are we where are we on trending i’m just looking someone said it’s number seven in the u.s yeah actually wait what’s our equivalent Of the vatican city you know this little side area between lumanburg cracknap’s house and dream smp this should be the the area of church prime or the suburbs of prime why don’t we just call it the sub because you know the subs yeah the subs for sure for What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said do you have twitch we have probably just pioneered an entire nation without knowing it you can’t even disagree if you disagree straight to health who yeah so we have dream smp we have le mann berg and then we have a district of Dream smp the subs oh wait what do birthdays no i don’t think i will if you don’t want to break toss do not break tos the tos oh dude did the tos be like yeah the tos is like our last laws like the bible they read the tos Is the bible guys someone in my chat just had a vision they said pog stands for people of god now we’re going to get a pog in the chat the pogs are in the chat the bugs are in the chat please share your miracles oh my god what’s happened what is My it i can’t believe i just saw that i have something to show you that is dead oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god no no no no no no i i am resurrected what did you say what did you say i saw the tos oh Pray pray pray gentlemen we’re praying to you you idiot you’re not mentioned speak to yourself and we’ll spread it to others please you can read it for yourself tell us your agreement to the these terms of service other services offered by twitch may be subject to separate terms they were too much for I’m the chosen one this is where tax fraud got me bezos would be proud oh hello yeah sorry your curls are gone yeah up you get my friend oh help you again he he’s a genius tommy has the powers quackity has the brains the great no no you literally just died yeah you’re The you’re the ensemble hey what’s that’s crazy stay away from this guy wait i know why you wouldn’t accept us at the beginning it’s because he’s always he’s always had mixer within him get away from us you bastard go get your data collected why does he deserve an explanation look look To him looked at it looked at the green one watch this carefully you’ve been closed do you eat the apple stand stand strong no you do not eat the apple you do not eat the forbidden fruit he rejected your gift you he just said god your weird champ I will come again one day oh my god boys boys listen to me listen to me oh my god as soon as he leaves disasters begin to happen oh my dream oh my dreams Video Information
This video, titled ‘The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever’, was uploaded by TommyInnit on 2020-09-01 14:30:41. It has garnered 20601999 views and 923171 likes. The duration of the video is 00:18:00 or 1080 seconds.
Today TommyInnit, Dream, Quackity and Tubbo have lots of fun on the Dream Team Minecraft Server. It was properly mental.
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Today Me, Dream, Quackity and Tubbo start a new faction in the Dream Team Minecraft Server. Although me and Dream have had our Minecraft War for the Music Discs, like in the video Dream is a Psychopath, today we put it all behind us to have lots of laughs and fun. It was so fun and pog champ.
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is Dream and I starting a group! POG CHAMP!
