On the 31st of july 2020 i started an independent nation on the dream smp i appointed tommy in it as my right-hand man i want you to be my right hand man yeah and got to witness the birth of my son fundy into our new nation i actually the wall was literally built Around me so you were born in le mansburg you are our first citizen through birth exactly what i was thinking you’re my son funny that’s not exactly what i was um we could talk about that today on august 2nd i received this message from dream tommy and wilbur and the rest of Le manchildberg we are at war there is no mercy we have burnt down tubo’s house we have planted tnt cannons around your land we have cobblestone wall the outside and we have shot one warning shot inside your walls we have no mercy no mercy for you We will burn down your houses we will kill everything inside your walls and we will take back the land that is rightfully ours if you do not surrender i want to see white flags white flags outside your base by tomorrow at dawn or you are dead What do we got what’s the sit rep what’s the report all right all right here’s the situation the dream boys they’re on the roof they’ve already killed me and turbo once they you know they feel like they’ve got their power their egos they’re up they’ve already killed us they’ve got Work for 12 hours the other night on a stream they’ve kept and they they’ve taken it all i don’t know man what i mean what do you think we’ve got to do now ultimately you’re the leader here cool i think the element of surprise is needed we Can’t go in just guns blazing right into them by the way my son how have you been i’m i’m it could’ve been better okay before we go into battle though words over weapons my friend gents may i read you the declaration of independence please please forever the nation of the Dream s p have cast great sins upon our great land of the hattodog van they’ve destroyed our roof for instance they have robbed us imprisoned us threatened us killed many of our men this time of tyranny ends with us this book declares that the nation which will henceforth be known as la Berg is separate emancipated and independent from the nation of dream s p the union of the masters of men that was a good line tub okay job together we are one that was good as well tommy well then when in the course of human events it becomes necessary for Yes what what their surroundings wilbur each corner okay i’m just going to go into your ground right see if they shoot they’re not the best shot i wouldn’t say if they shoot will but we know if we can negotiate gentlemen how are you do you like the view of our nation Oh god oh god maybe a little outgunned here gentlemen we’re out gunned outmanned outnumbered out planned i thought this was a trailer park very funny listen yeah [ __ ] i’m just i’m just trying to hype you up man we will meet you in the field put on our own terms Please stop making things worse just stay inside let what do you mean listen now i’m frail i’m old i’m 23 years old guys i’m i’m too old to be doing this fighting right tommy i’m putting you in charge of this army my chat’s saying bad idea Is known as the commander of men i command people that’s why hey turbo jump see look at me go no matter what happens during this war no matter who wins and who loses okay just just remember that we’re on the right side of history here we’re leaving and i will hello Follow me gentlemen we walk all right we run for no man wait can anyone drop me a bow no no no but there’s no time now my friend what what do we call armies a battalion the fifth battalion why the fifth i’ll do the talking from here on out gentlemen What is the meaning of this looking at our we’ve got a little bit of a um uh armor and weapon discrepancy oh god whatever we do don’t go up the tower yes we’ve got to take them on to our level we have to get them to come down with their own accord Those bastards listen listen okay a little bit it’s fine no no you did you threw away your shot but it’s okay just so we’ve only got one boat okay feed all arrows to tommy okay start just hail them hail them use this oh tommy move back through the walls ah i’m hidden Okay i need water i need water we have not even begun i want half slabs on the windows i want complete cover firing on them all at once all at once not one at a time go out go go men go go i’m coming with you i’m gonna act as a distraction You must rain fire on them dodge the arrows i’m baiting the arrows out i’m baiting the arrows out just keep hailing arrows on them have we have we landed any shots have we landed any shots go go go go go wait they’ve jumped off the tower they’ve jumped off the tower they’ve Retreated fire upon them from from above we have the higher ground where are they where are those towers they’re going to punch tower in that case we need to go to punz’s tower look it’s the same height keep moving keep moving wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it could be a trap Okay we’re doing going on okay gentlemen follow me all right follow my command through the walls okay okay now be careful the likelihood of this being a trap is incredibly high very high i see them they’re at the boat they’re at the base of the tower they’re at the base of the tower The shooting remains shooting at me they’re firing on you you can see where i’m shooting that’s where i am that’s where i am okay okay base of the tower just fire on them okay we’re getting up we’re nearly up okay we’re going to use a lot i think they’ve seen me They’ve seen it fire fire fire Can’t go up high enough to hit us we’re safe oh yes i’ll distract i’ll distract they can only fire on me they can only fire on me i have not hit a single shot keep firing on them keep firing on them keep hitting them repressive fire oh they’re retreating they’re retreating Great job tommy tommy that was a great job thank you wilbur that’s the second that’s the second battle we’ve won now tomorrow you did good as well you need good thank you thank you thank you please take a victory carrot please please yes yes oh my god the embassy no gentlemen i Think we need to go back to our home i think you’re right eric i think uh yep oh here’s fundy oh you sure yeah oh who did this who did this you really i really doesn’t feel like you’re pulling your weight here yeah okay let’s make our way back to le mans Right let’s head around let’s let’s head around the other way okay follow me will oh i just don’t think you’re strong enough all right okay okay no no you’re strong you know you’re really strong we walk all right let’s walk walk into just because i’m old and frail no no no Yeah yeah gentlemen in le mansburg i have looked at his beauty grinded for uh look at his walking a secret weapon i see what is the weapon what is it where aaron is just gonna pull out a giant missile have you been creating wmds error seriously though what do you mean you’ve Got a secret weapon i’ve been grinding for equipment i’ve been grinding for heroes please stop they will never suspect a thing look at us go speed violence and momentum errol what the [ __ ] is eric this is the final round the final control room what what there’s nothing in the chests eric It was never meant to be eric how could you i fought with you listen to me and i mean this in the nicest way possible you [ __ ] up they’re well gentlemen who what do we do we have what do we have we were doing so well we were winning we were defeating them Out of all the people get off the counters gentlemen what do you think this is sorry sorry sorry sorry funny i’m gonna i’m gonna spray you with a squeegee bottle if you keep acting like a cat that’s excessive that’s i i understand now i won’t do it again You’re bad bad folks that’s hey come on that’s that’s excessive i get it no i can’t believe it he’s a monster he’s a monster he’s a monster he knows our plans he’s going to share that with them oh my god no do we have do we have anything that can possibly Listen to combat them with no i want a stock report tommy in it what do you have weapons armor what do you have okay uh let me just play some some some some nice music tabo what do you have weapons armor can’t be bothered i have a crayon suit what the [ __ ] are You asking from me oh god i’m gonna convene with the general where’s big star when you need him i’m gonna i’m gonna convene you scumbag i bet one of your parents is american you made me sick i was the last one you would suspect of course You’re the last one yeah ah what is wrong with you our declaration of independence is signed by a traitor oh my god you scum dream i wish to meet somewhere privately well i’m going alone unarmed literally unarmed i have nothing to my name anymore i’m alone but i’m very armed okay that’s fine I i can’t really i’m not really in a bargaining position here look dream i can’t believe you would you’d put up our own men against us you had a spy on the inside this whole time all is fair in war and love that’s true that’s true i’m at the remains of the embassy Please send your man away yeah he’s not he just was i don’t think he knows what’s going on dream your men essentially did great wrongs against my people i i let it go i let it slide on the condition that we would have emancipation from you we’d have our freedom And we wouldn’t have to reach a point of uh disagreement now obviously this didn’t sit well with you you didn’t like the fact that i didn’t whitelist you on my server that’s my server over there by the way see that in the distance we’ve suffered a lot of losses both sides My side a little bit more heavily i’d say a tiny bit more heavily than yours you know not by much but we’ve both suffered great losses on both sides tommy leave tommy you were dismissed tommy you are dismissed sorry about that anyway dream i’m here i’m here i’m here to make A negotiation with you okay we don’t wish for bloodshed we don’t wish for for war we don’t wish to show our power in any way we just want freedom would you like to know what i want what do you want dream i want white flags up inside your land i want white flags Up of surrender declaring it is not an independent land that is a part of the dream team smp we’re we’re at an impasse well i will tell you this if if that does not happen in the next 30 minutes i will blow up all of lemandberg i have you don’t you don’t Have the you don’t have the power or the capacity of blah blah blah okay let’s go to it let’s go right now what have you done together what have you done i will ask you one last time when we get to the mannburg preferably in front of everybody all the traders traitors traitors Revolutionaries dream you can call us whatever you want with your with your with your flicking tongue but it means nothing you little lizard snake thing look at you little green little green lizard snake thing who do you think you are i am powerful oh yeah go on why don’t You show us how powerful you are then look but bring them in wilbur what’s going on listen dream’s given us an ultimatum and i want you guys to resound with me our answer he has said that if we do not rescind our ownership of this land Then he said he’ll light this piece of tnt if we don’t listen now gentlemen i want you to stand alongside me here independence or death if we get no revolution then we want nothing we would rather die than give in to you and join your smp dream you can blow up One piece of tnt in our door all you want it means nothing to us look at him punching around his gear go get back get back don’t let don’t let this hurt you guys don’t let this piece of tnt hurt you wait what no what i’m okay oh my god the declaration the Declaration is off the frame get the declaration of independence where is it where is it it’s right it’s it’s on it’s on one of the counters okay gentlemen uh okay it’s in times like this [ __ ] run uh you’ve got to die how did i convince you oh that was going down Hold down the hole down the hole because i thought you know we’re going to be on the run for a good bit so we’re going to run down this hill i made um because when did you make this follow me follow me okay hold up in the Bunker i made hole up in the bunker okay stand in stand in okay who was okay so here’s what we’re gonna do here’s what we’re gonna do okay i’ve got the declaration oh no so okay i thought you know the odds are they’re probably gonna uh win this hold shift Hold shift hold shift shift boys so i thought okay here’s what we’re gonna do i don’t think we can win this you don’t wanna know what we have left to bone we have each other and i’m gonna play the music disc that dream forever tried to steal from me now in This last moment between us uh i’m really not sure how long we have left okay any last words i don’t know this is kind of a last plan bunker i was hoping to majestically mine it and wilbur goes oh that was so cool of you that was This is the point where you pull out the sly last move please oh my god come on what’s the problem listen there is no sly last move basically we we have such a lower opportunity here that we probably just need to accept the conditions of surrender they’ve entrapped our land they’ve set Up bombs on our land they’ve they’ve destroyed all our homes did i feel i would be a bad general if i didn’t look for conditions of surrender tommy and i want you to i want you to come with me to meet with dream and talk with him and i want you to make Sure you don’t run your mouth tommy no no no challenging dream on his honor no none of that okay okay gentlemen it’s been an honor you did well you did well tommy you’re a good right hand man it’s just a shame that it has to end like Like this looking for surrender on our own lands let’s join general five tommy hello look dream i’m here to negotiate surrender okay i’d say we we fought well yes uh you can say that what do you mean you could say that yeah what do you mean you could say that well I’m on fire how much you were against you’re good you’re good you’re gonna pick with how much you were against you fought well you had you had such a big disadvantage don’t say that to us we fought incredibly all right you fired your egotistical green incredibly well we just fought a little Bit better dream tommy your passion will get you nowhere you’ve blown up all of our [ __ ] dream so what do you have to lose let’s do it that’s one versus one all right i don’t care in front of everyone all right what was the one thing i asked tommy Well you know i’ve got to do this i know i’ve got it what’s the details of the 1v1 half a heart mojo 10 paces 10 pieces listen to him i know what you want you want you want to get your 2 million view title you want to get your subscribers i get it So let’s just call it pretty satisfying two million views i’d probably cry dream look at me look at dead in the eye why are your eyes on your chest it’s just a one versus one for the man burger right me versus you all right tommy this isn’t worth it Well but we’ve got to do it we’ve got tommy your life is worth more than the revolution wilbur look look around us all right for the independence this man does not speak for me dream but if this is something you’re willing to do and something tommy’s willing to do then i will I will let it happen if you win then you can have independence okay if you lose you don’t get independence and i get mellow hi the disc deal okay it’s sundown it’s sundown poison up ten paces all right i need to buy we can can we borrow george do you have a boat Uh not a boat that you can have listen i can make one putting your decisions but good luck he doesn’t need your bow oh maybe we do it on the wooden the wooden path told me this is for the revolution this is for independence don’t take this lightly wilbur could we go General four for just a second you want just what happens if i miss what happens if i miss tommy this was your condition i told you your passion and your fire in your heart is is brilliant for the war but it’s not good in these situations you’ve Oh my gosh you have you you’ve really got yourself in a mess do i shoot him willa do i aim to disguise i want you to do whatever your heart says you should do just meet him face to face all right drew we’re gonna do it on this flat path Let me just clarify if you win we grant lemanberg independence right but we recognize it still as a part of the dreamteam s p but that’s fine okay that’s a fun condition please shake hands no i’m okay i’ll throw i’ll throw the the potion it has begun oh punch him till he’s on Half a half punch again sure yeah again and again right back to each other i will count ten paces when i have said the word fire you may turn around and fire upon each other do you both understand yes okay ready one two three four five six seven 8 9 10 paces fire It has been it has been settled victory now tommy i’m expecting melo hi to be given to me as soon as it is we will seize fire and we will revoke no dream no no listen can we go in a call for one second just a millisecond Sure just between us this was our war that boy that fundy we let’s go we’re going back eric you are officially barred from entering our nation understandable you also smell and are bad and i never and i never liked you anyway oh and yeah your voice isn’t even that good Yeah and it’s and it’s you just you just sound like me and techno blade had like a bad child this was all throughout you guys are fighting shut up eric i don’t give a [ __ ] oh i did this all for you leman berg this was all for you Fundy i’m an old man i’m 23. when i’m long gone and dead you’ll you’ll be inheriting this yeah i have a whole three years ahead of me have you have you heard the poem ozymandias fundy i have not please enlighten me read it to me I want to hear it in your in your dutch tonbra my name is ozymandias king of kings look on my work ye mighty and despair nothing beside remains around the decay of that colossal wreck boundless and bear the lone and level sands stretch far away Is there any more to the poem no that’s it as far as i’m concerned where are you tommy welber i’ve i’ve secured our independence you you what what how what what how what did you do how did you elaborate this i gave him the discs well i gave him the discs You gave up your discs all of them oh all of them shut up eric yeah all of them my right hand man tommy in it what the you get over here all right you have the debt close of independence yeah yeah i need a new book I need leather i need paper i need ink and i need feathers we’ve lost so much i’ve i have nothing it doesn’t matter that we don’t know anything now because we have what is so much greater than any physical item freedom that is that freedom liberty liberty the pursuit of victory Injustice for all wilbur no don’t get rid of the independence book tommy yeah but eric signed it yeah it’s still part of history you don’t you don’t tear down history just because you don’t agree with it and for the record era i really don’t agree with it Get out my way eric you yeah you get out my way you oh you don’t don’t touch me you little dream we may have had our differences but i think i can i think i can learn to live side by side with you in this server eric though however eric can go [ __ ] Himself i want nothing to do with that i agree tommy what did you want what did you want to say why did you want me to come back you got to declare freedom wilbur oh i’ve done this before this will be easy right gentlemen on top of the van the decree shoot me Yeah of independence i’m gonna keep it short and sweet gentlemen as we gaze upon the swaths of redwood trees the great hills to our south and the walls that have protected us for years i as the now president of la manberg that we’re not democratic i’ve elected myself hereby states yes Suck it green boys that was noble that was noble my right hand man treasury of state tommy in it taboo yes yes yes i want you to be the secretary of state what does that mean do you really want to vote i do okay all right and fundy who’s my little champion Give it a little little cheeks little fluffy cheeks give it a little sign you know you little crayon little boy okay that went on for a little bit too long okay my son my son we have independence hey give me the frame put it where it belongs right here Bam the dickery and we will rebuild this i i want to make a monument i think while you make your monument i’m going to speak with them very briefly okay hello dream hello and friends not eric though how are you so it’s been it’s been a pleasure uh working with you have a Carrot there you go there you got a couple of those there you go uh it’s been a it’s been an absolute pleasure uh um you know clashing with you and i i don’t know where you guys will go from now i mean i know where he’s going he’s as far away From me as possible but the rest of you i don’t i don’t know what you’re off to dream uh may i make can i refer to king dream lord dream what would you like you can refer them to a red as king rat that’s part of the agreement okay well It was lovely speaking to you guys i’ve had a really good time uh thank you very much you may refer to me as president from now on thank you and i’ll i’ll um yeah i’ll see you around it’s been a pleasure okay bye bye farewell i’m sure we’ll meet again And i’m sure it will be as as lovely as this has been hello hey hi i’m back tommy i have a question for you did you and did you did you make part of the conditions for our surrender uh and the independence that eric becomes leader of the other kingdom no Oh okay don’t worry then carry on what are you saying wait wait what uh that’s fine just keep going keep talking no no sorry wait eric what do you mean that’s quite ignorant it’s lord eric now uh it’s not it’s not important it’s not important he’s lord eric yeah it’s it’s really not That important i i don’t i don’t recognize it i recognize subscriber counts actually denote who’s in charge no that means you’ve got like a week until fundy’s in charge of the man book nah fundy’s too young he’s two new whistles yeah little fox oh he’s so cute look at his little boys [Laughter] yeah yeah all right well you know well can i can i just have a chat with you will my discs they’re gone i had look we’ve got independence and i know this is incredible for everyone else but for me this is one yeah yeah better sweet well we can get them back They’ll come back and they’ll have more history behind them because they were part of our independence i’ll get them back i’ll get him but i’m gonna go kill that grinch you Video Information
This video, titled ‘The Great War of the Dream SMP…’, was uploaded by Wilbur Soot on 2020-08-09 16:01:14. It has garnered 5712636 views and 296471 likes. The duration of the video is 00:27:50 or 1670 seconds.
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The DreamSMP is a server created by the Dream Team on Minecraft. People usually just play regular survival Minecraft but I decided I wanted to create a geo-political war. Uh-oh.
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