THE GUNPOWDER WAR BEGINS!! | Empires SMP S2 | #33

Hello you lot and welcome back to a new episode of Empires you know what I’m not gonna lie to you I’m sat here in my pajamas look proper job I’m in my pajamas and you know what I can do that I can do what I want because

I’m the big boss I’m the bee’s niece and today it’s my day it’s big buff Sheriff evil gym day now the last time you saw me I was getting blown up at Lizzie’s she trapped an anvil and I blew up and I lost everything well I can show you that

I’ve got a few a few things right now I’m looking a little bit more myself but I did come across something called the FAE take a look mysterious note kind note this is wait what is this oh I need to grab a bucket of water it

Said 64. no way oh my gosh that’s a lot of water right okay 64 buckets of water hey we got this guys oh mystical Faye how are we here is my water bucket oh this is the last one here’s the rest of them this is 64 water buckets yep that’s

Me make a wish um either what what happened oh my gosh it put water everywhere I don’t know wait I’ve got a note I’ve got a note thank you thank you tell us big-headed creature what is your wish oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh

Wait oh my gosh look at all of these sir wait what do I want what do I want what do I want well there’s a couple of things I want it’s either be really big again because I’m so small and I I don’t like being small or I would I would

Level my stuff back you know all the stuff that I broke that I got you know taken away from me I would I would love that or I would I would love some wings geez what do I want dude I want to fly again I need my wings back I need to be

Respected wait that’s my wish respect Faye Almighty Faye you are the one person now one one thing one whatever that I respect in this in this uh in this world there’s no one I respect in this world anymore except you because you you’ve shown you’ve shown your power here this

Is crazy I will let you Almighty Faye give me whatever you want to give me let me Bow Down I’ll give you whatever you want to give me I’ll accept it that is a tall ass from such a creature give us some time your wish shall be granted oh wait tall

That is a tool ask a tool ask me is Faye having me on could Faye just prank me scribbled no true to our word we have granted your wish we never promised to make it simple you’ll find your prize hidden from view if only you follow these simple instructions stand

In front of the saloon piano turn to the East and walk six Paces walk due north until you hit the spruce planks now face where the sun sets and walk 11 steps forward face North again and cross the train tracks staying steady on your course keep walking until you meet the

Cliff Edge look to the east as you follow your uh the answer to the riddle follows they have tongues and lips but no teeth they have shoulders but don’t ever shrug they have a crown but never wear it what are they without moving look closely at the object a spyglass

May be required standing in front of the saloon piano turn to the East and walk six Paces one two three four five six oh I’m going straight out walk due north until you hit Spruce planks it’s this one it’s this and now face where the sun sets and walk 11 steps forward there

One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven face uh face North again and cross the train track staying steady on your course keep walking until you meet the cliff Edge okay I’m guessing there’s a thing look to the East and answer the follow the riddles but wait

Wait what’s the riddle they have tongues and lips but no teeth they have shoulders but don’t ever shrug they have a crown but never wear it oh Wings yes I don’t have to go back to the stupid end thank you Faye wherever you are thank you Faye make a sound if

If oh yes they make a sound right now if you can hear me I mean right now thank you you’re the best am I the best No I said am I the best hey so this is the fee yeah this this weird weird plant here nothing’s happened since I think he might have grown has it grown I’m not even sure but the Fey gave me my little wings back look gift of the FAE so I’m very

Thankful and I will actually I’ll follow the FAE I’ll follow the FAE Faye’s probably the only one that respects me whatever whatever this is now I had a little visit from my best bud that guy over there the one that I I blew blew a

Hole in his face yeah I had a visit from him and this happened hello Jerry have you uh have you seen something in the behind you oh literally just came out of my Saloon right there walked forward and I saw a Giants giant square and I swear Joel you took down my wall

Um yeah so I thought that was when we were enemies right we’re now best buds as I like to say and I thought you needed a new wall I know you’re in your villain Arc or whatever and I thought I just remind you who your best bud was so if

You wanna if you’d want to turn around maybe I’m not sure you might be able to see it from here [Applause] oh my gosh Joel look at look oh my God how big is that how have you it’s 12 400 blocks to me it took me four hours

How have you done that oh my gosh it’s best I had to take out the background and put Martin instead because otherwise it would have taken me about seven hours to do but yeah I for everyone watching I’m gonna put the actual image on the screen right now what

What how you’ve done that let’s just play a pixel art Creator it’s like really quite easy anytime you see pixel art it’s so easy to do it’s just placing the blocks in survival and Gavin that took a long time maybe about 12 hours total but what was fine it’s fine all

Worth it for the best bud dude I am in my villain Arc and you know what did take down the Walls I was really angry I did blow a hole in your big statue face I’m not gonna lie yeah um but we are best buds look at us look at

Us now you’ve got this memory of us they’re gonna be angry at you how could I be angry exactly like I know you’ve kind of done this in like two ways of like we are best buds but at the same time building something with 12 000

Blocks for me to take down but I’m actually having to take it down that’s the thing this one’s a lot harder to take down so maybe you won’t yeah maybe you’ve done it more out of like love and best buds right in yeah yeah yeah yeah

Also have you got a zoom feature yeah zoom in on one of our faces it looks so stupid I know it look it makes it look just so random but then when I out Zoom I can actually fully see us so like I don’t I don’t want to be closer you can

Kind of see the scale of it because I don’t think uh the scale really shows until you’re about here it’s getting they’re stretching that’s just about all about 100 blocks wide 120 something tall oh my gosh but I actually can’t believe this I’d yeah

I might like it I you know what I’m half and half really right now I’m just hoping that your your best intentions were here and you’ve done this out of love and not you know taking down another wall which is this is probably the yeah no I’m not gonna take it down

This proves our friendship that you really want to be best bud so that we could put everything behind us I I see this more as a gift if you want to like edit it or something feel free like if you want to add a cowboy hat and

Like you know make me have abs and stuff it might be quite a long challenge because bloody hell that took so long to make yeah feel free if you want to yeah however you want I trust you the amount of time you put into projects of like

Leaving stuff at mine it does I feel like you we’re meant to be best buds you know yeah it’s just like I’m here for the content dude that is insane that is mental oh my gosh I I don’t know how to feel still about this 12 000 blocks later and we we’ve got

This in in Temple Town I don’t know what to think I’m not gonna lie I it has to stay there doesn’t it it has to stay there this is a new artifact picks better come along and check this out because it’s it’s new the best buds I’d

Say Joel’s probably the only one I can count on I don’t know if he respects me though I’m not gonna lie now you’re wondering why I’ve got this little spy glass in my hand yes aha um weeks ago Lizzy and flip were trying to tease me because I had no gunpowder

Well let me tell you I have plenty thank you very much look I’ll prove it look at this bad boy not much and they were teasing me saying that they were going to build their own gunpowder like uh farm and just grind more than me and they said that a couple

Of weeks ago and I’m not gonna lie to you I haven’t heard anything but no one’s been bothering me for gunpowder since that moment which makes me think someone’s doing something behind the scenes so I’ve got my trusty Spyglass and I’m gonna go do a little spying we’re gonna go to flips

Sneak around see if we can spot anything I swear he just said Rockets I swear he just had Rockets almost three stacks okay that should be able to make a lot of rockets wait what the he said he’s talking about Rockets I heard him he was he was definitely around here wait train to Animalia I

Need to go here because I swear he’s working with Lizzy too so maybe we just take the tram I’ve heard him talk about Rockets if I take this tram and I hear her talking about Rockets there’s gonna be trouble easy does it okay oh my gosh look at me sitting them I got

Oh my gosh here we go oh we’re out of the cave oh my gosh the berry holy moly there’s a lot of berries oh look at these little tracks wait this is cute oh my gosh this is cute anything okay here we are you know what come to think of it there’s

Actually no Road at all to the factory besides from there to up here so there he is wait I just saw his name tag what is that steam coming out of that is not giving me High Hopes go through the wheat Fields let’s get a little bit closer

I’m so small they won’t see me I mean big I’m big and strong but they what is this place I swear if this has anything to do with gunpowder you are kidding me no no no this is a gunpowder Farm they’ve been playing me where’s Lizzy where’s Lizzy

Before I even take all that because that gunpowder is mine that is rightfully mine what’s she doing I see her why she’s got loads of TNT wait let me have a little look there’s so much TNT wait what’s that there is that what I think it is why don’t you trade Independence hello Jimmy wait wait you you this better not be what I think it is what is going on here um we’re we’re just making bottles we rumbled huge huge things with a newspaper yet no guys no I it was your hand that’s assault okay okay right

Um so I see that you’ve got a lot of gunpowder here with these stupid bats running running things around here yes I’m talking to you thank you very much what what’s going on explain yourself we gave them homes we found them lost in a cave and we gave them a home in animals

I gave them a career you mean they have jobs you mean they were in a cave which is their natural habitat and you took them and made them start working yeah they look pretty sad in the cave yeah they were asleep weren’t they and you thought they were sad didn’t you

They were asleep they’re in the bed when we were yeah so they were wait so you’re telling me that you you stole a bat from a bed you you took a bath from its own bed the other one was just kind of staring at the wall

Like uh he was like sad there’s cries and moaning and they didn’t have any food check out the little Diamond patches now anyway right so this is all mine so I’ll start taking them no I didn’t take it all I grabbed it am I gonna okay of course some of it

Um oh ow what was that we bumped them real good now let’s talk a little bit more Goblin blocking right there let me I’ll put it back all right I’ll put it back whatever whatever I took I’ll put it back um but but we need to talk about this because obviously

Oh this is your first little bit is it I’ve already seen the other Factory so what’s going on over here this is the manufacturing Factory whip sends me the gunpowder it arrives by Rail and then up here I turn it into gun rockets and TNT okay so gunpowder is mine so technically

Now I own this right well I I think last time we came down but I I I actually haven’t I just seen the big building but I I would have to it’s actually musical gunpowder which you don’t own because we built a musical creeper Farm

Yeah no no no it still drops the same thing if you’re telling me that the Creeper’s got musical guns organic no yeah our our creepers actually it’s built out of purely amethyst uh which is Lizzie’s resource so the farm itself is made of amethyst the animalian resource

No no you you know what you’re lying too much now i it’s so I’ll take over the Deeds for the for the factory on the hill That’ll be amazing I’ll I’ll take over the up bats look at your new boss very corrupt Sheriff that’s sorry I’m just introducing myself to the new

Worker bats look at your new boss expect you Jimmy everyone respects me they’ll never respect you right if they’re not gonna respect me then I think it’s time why are you really going to commit a murder right in front of us with evidence Witnesses oh

I killed a bat and I said I had a feel about it guys don’t hate me I’ve just killed a bat I’m going to the gunpowder Factory I’ll take some of that thank you very much and off I pop home we’ve been all told to meet a spawn real

Quick so let’s fly over let’s see what they uh they need to tell us okay to spawn it’s meeting time oh I see someone flying in oh look at us all flying in whoa look at this hello and welcome to the new version of Spawn where soon you won’t have to travel on

Foot there’s gonna be another portal it’s gonna be amazing but I called you all here because I need your help I’m still working on building this Central structure but who wants to help me build a big old thing absolutely not fun fact here fun fact here if you turn

Around and look at the tower behind your chair once it’s finished that’s gonna be your home oh yeah my Royal subject hello your King has arrived what is that on your head here bud Winchester stay still uh I’ve done I’ve been doing some digging and in the catacombs under the ancient capital I

Have found this a crown with a crown a long letter a story in history you all seem to recognize it good good I’m glad we all have an idea of what objects are so it sort of wears a crown if you pay attention in history then you’ll know a

Little historical precedent about this Winchester seems very easy he’s basically my hype man at this point because I have a bit of historical precedent for you all I can now okay I can I can set a rule for the empires judging by historical precedent I can

Set a rule if I’m wearing this crown and you all have to follow it yeah what happens if we don’t what he’s not if he doesn’t have a head on his shoulders he’s not wearing it anymore oh that’s true I mean let’s let’s not be let’s not be too hasty

About it big bunk stick flip you know what I said let’s hear the rule first because yeah oh thank you to whoever supplied me with this I may be needing it but no the rule is very simple friends you all have artifacts in your empires of certain you know archaeological importance everyone’s got

These special items here and there and I would like each of you to donate one item of national importance to your Empire to my museum now no chickening out no no none of this like I’m gonna rename this thing and say like oh this is my first wooden

Pickaxe it’s very important I want the good stuff I’m looking I’m looking squarely at the box I’m looking at it I’m looking at the fancy hacks I mean I am the king and the King occasionally demands tribute I will be adjusting benevolent ruler I just wanna just wanna look at some of your

Artifacts for a little while and have them on display in my museum Gallery do we have a materialistics My house well you can’t trees and write the very first meeting of the King come on yeah I mean you’ve got a lot of witnesses right here maybe maybe give me your bloody Pirates I’m gonna go find my artifice yourself he’s definitely not having any of mine geez boy doesn’t have anything anyways

Why are you shirtless do you respect me that’s why that is why you absolute fool I need a yes an instant yes King Pigs you’re having a bubble bath aren’t you it’s not about any of my he’s not having any of my stuff I already took down the wall that

Was an artifact what did he want me to do pick up the wall and give it to him now I took it down before I could do that he’s not having my stuff he’s not he’s not people have taken from me too many times not a chance well the crown

Is in play and my mission get it if the badge can’t earn respect that Crown will